TL:DR; This Dominos sucks. Don't order food here.
As with any long term relationship there will be an ebb and flow. Occasional missteps and items forgotten are taken in stride with the hand tossed, robust tomato sauce goodness. I run a finger across the spines on the bookshelf in my study. I pause over Sun Tzu's The Art of War. I flip to Chapter One....Laying Plans. There's a crash as I swipe clean the desk surface and move the pieces around my thin crusted battlefield. Calculations and formulas are furiously sketched in Dry Erase Marker. A fool-proof plan begins to form in my mind. I would beat all the plebeian Dominos neophytes. I was to be the final boss of the Dominos Tracker on this eve. As the faint blue light from my fruit logo emblazoned mobile device casts a glow onto my face, I cackle softly.
Returning to the opened book I thumb to Chapter Three: Attacking by Stratagem. I've listened to the ReplyAll podcast. I've read the food hacking blogs. I know the secret to holiday Dominos domination and it's