The song of my co-workers (and myself, at times).

Gatekeeper

(verse)
D       A                 Bm                G
Gatekeeper, why won't you let me write that code?

D       A            Bm              G     A    (D)
Gatekeeper, all this merging gets so very, very old!

D       A             Bm               G
Gatekeeper, won't you please deploy my code?

D       A             Bm               G     A       (Bm)
Gatekeeper, all these branches are so dusty, growing mold!

(chorus)
Bm     G
I say "Go, go, go!"

Bm       G
You say "No, no, no!"

Bm       G              E7 A (nc)
What are we supposed to do now?

D       A   Bm   G  (2x)
Gatekeeper

(verse)
Gatekeeper, I just filled out all the forms!
Gatekeeper, I could build a fire with them to keep me warm!
Gatekeeper, we're not in third normal form,
Triplication and redundancy -- it seems to be the norm!

(chorus)
I say "Go, go, go!"
You say "No, no, no!"
What are we supposed to do now?
Gatekeeper

(guitar solo)

(bridge)
F#m                          Bm
How does your code get to production?

E7                               A
While mine just dies here on the vine?

F#m                       Bm
The customer has budget reductions

E7          G               Bb7  A-A#-B-B#-C# (D)
Have we just wasted all our time?

(coda)
Gatekeeper
D       A    Bm   G
D       A    Bm   G A
   (repeat ad lib)