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| There are 14 words in fruits. | |
| There are 39 words in animals. | |
| There are 19 words in colors. | |
| There are 72 total words in the pool. | |
| There are 5112 unique word combinations. | |
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| apple mango: apple mango soda; someone with the initials A.M. with the "soda" added on to camoflauge the true meaning. | |
| variation: hawaiian apple mango. | |
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| apple fish: 1 The act of pooping. | |
| 2 Gaseous excretions during a long car trip. | |
| It exists soley because Brady says so! | |
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| apple goose: a legendary bird said to have wiped out the spartans | |
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| apple rat: A person who enjoys eating fruit out of another persons anus. | |
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| apple sheep: The simple-minded, over zealous followers and lovers of all things Apple. Worshipers of Steve Jobs, these people are known for spending ridiculous amounts of money just to have a picture of apple with a bite taken out of it on their electronics regardless of product performance or quality. Apple could come out with kuzoo and charge $100 for it and these people would still buy it. Apple sheep are often seen wasting countless days of their life putting work and families (not their moms) on hold waiting for the next Apple product. When these people discover news of Apple products or their leader Steve Jobs being down-graded and criticized they almost immediately get very, very cross and red in the face almost always resulting in them requiring to use their inhaler, only after which they then attempt to no avail pitifully defend their beloved Apple. These people can usually be seen driving a Prius while listening to Coldplay (on their plugged in ipod of course). Commonly referred to plainly as sheep. | |
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| apple snake: The apple snake is a mystical creature, It is said to live under you're bed. It was original found By john bird and his son Jesus... just one bite by this creature will make youre mom cry....To DEATH!! | |
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| apple white: a sexy motherfucking family | |
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| banana berry: A fruit created by scientists in North Korea to help provide a reliable food sourse for its people after major rice crop failiures caused famine through out the geographical area. Was never put into full production in North Korea over safety fears. Has proved popular in some african countries however | |
| The bananaberry is a genetic cross between the banana and a berry. Originally a black berry was used, but this was soon replaced by a raspberry as this was not only more orally stimulating but also higher in protein and essential nutriants. | |
| Can easily be grown in most climates and has proved popular in countries that are low in water such as countries in Africa. Is becoming a part of the staple diet across the world. | |
| Tesco say they will start importing the crop some time to western countries such a Britain in late 2005. | |
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| banana chili: n. chili made with bananas | |
| n.awesome thing that may have never been made before | |
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| banana bear: Person of oriental descent - a variation from the the sitcom "Scrubs" "Chocolate bear" | |
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| banana dog: dog of the [banana man], dog made of bananas or dog in a banana suit. | |
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| banana fish: an imaginary fish from JD Salinger's short story called "A Perfect Day For Bananafish" which is found in the book 9 stories by Salinger. According to the main character of the story banana-fish are fish the swim into coral reef and holes in rocks to eat the bananas growing there but then eat too many and cannot swim back out and then die because of this. | |
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| banana frog: This Frog has a Penis the size of rhode islands AKA Tom hanks BITCH | |
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| banana horse: A human male phallus. A penis. A variation of the oft-used "Baloney Pony". | |
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| banana lion: a banana lion is a person that has such long pupes that it hides his banana and his dick looks like a lion. so hairy infact u have to peel back the fur | |
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| banana rat: A common North American rat , that lives in the remains of thrown out banana peels and feeds of feral cats dingleberries. | |
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| banana snake: In what has been regarded as one of the shining discoveries of 2011, the banana snake was first witnessed and documented in a Seattle apartment. It has been described as the next-morning product of the afternoon consumption of 5+ not-quite-yet ripe bananas, which produce a viscous and articulated poo that maintains continuity over its entire length as well as a medium yellow hue and significant plastic deformation potential. Upon flushing, the banana snake awakens, writhing and squirming as it begins its great journey to the waste treatment plant, en-route to which scholars maintain the banana snake maintains its integrity and virility. | |
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| banana fire: One of the best videos on the internet. Demonstrates why you should always think before you act. A retard wears a banana suit and covers himself in rubbing alcohol before setting himself alight. The result is a badly (facially) scarred boy named [Scott]. | |
| Google it for a good laugh. | |
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| banana forest: A term for a gay bar. Or a room full of homosexuals. The act of accidentally entering a gay bar. | |
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| banana yellow: when riding in a motorized vehicle, hopefully with people you know, you are at a stop light, stop sign, on the highway, or just driving to your local convienent store to grab a slushy and some hot cheetos.. while in the car you see a different vehicle either on the road or parked in a near by lot for parking and the color of this vehicle is yellow, like a banana. hence the term, banana yellow. the first human to see this yellow vehicle yells out, " banana yellow" and hits every body else in the vehicle they are traveling in. if this person does not want to be hit back he or she says "banana yellow, no banana back" hence, resulting in a successful banana yellow attack. ah yes. | |
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| cherry berry: pilled toilet paper stuck in on or around a woman's genitalia, after a wipe. | |
| Similar but not to be confused with the "dingle berry". | |
| Plural: cherry berries | |
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| cherry lime: A very tasty strand of weed. | |
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| cherry bird: The word "CherryBird" was created by a fellow friend of mine, his name is Derek Brown. Since his facil features are a big nose (reminds me of a bird) and his rosey cheeks (reminds me of a cherry) There for we came up with CherryBird. | |
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| cherry black: Big Breasted blues woman, that every man wants, and every woman wants to be. | |
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| cherry brown: Language of origin: French | |
| Pronunciation: \(ˈcher-ē)(ˈbrau̇n) or CHAIR-ree-Brown | |
| Alternate Pronunciation: \(ˈsher-ē)(ˈbrau̇n) or SHAIR-ee-Brown | |
| 1.) Achieving orgasm while passing a fecal loaf through the rectal cavity causing the anal sphincter to collapse severing the log proper. | |
| -The term cherry is referencing the loss of one’s virginity by the breaking of the hymen because “It feels like the first time every time” | |
| -If the execution of Cherry brown is complemented with genital stimulation the phrases, “milking the brown cow” or “ripping the the clit while clipping the shit” can be used in conjecture. | |
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| cherry red: Red Dr. Martin or Air Wair work boots sometimes worn by Skinheads | |
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| chili bear: An affectionate term for an African American | |
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| chili dog: The act of shitting a females chest and proceding to titty fuck her. | |
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| grape bird: 1. One that spreads gossip through the grapevine. | |
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| kiwi bird: -The rare Reed Irwin found outside Philadelphia | |
| -a bird with a long beak that can smell for miles similar to reed irwin | |
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| lemon berry: A word denoting that the conversation is going south, into a possible HR red zone. When one exclaims "lemonberry", conversation must immediately become G rated or cease altogether. | |
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| lemon cherry: Lesbian virginity. | |
| A prestigeous state, much sought after by the female lady loving community. | |
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| lemon lime: A slang term for alcohol or drinking. It can be used as many different parts of speech, including as a noun, verb, or adjective. | |
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| lemon cat: Limecat's brother (Not literally, they're in no way related except by meme terms). | |
| A cat, except with a lemon placed on top of it's head. | |
| Deffinately not as popular as Limecat. | |
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| lemon frog: A sex act involving two or more homosexuals inserting lemons in their rectums and then play leap frog untell properly gratified. | |
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| lemon horse: When a horse urinates on its self. | |
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| lemon shark: When someone tells an unbelievable story others in the room may secretly tell others that the story is bull sh** by saying yellow shark. The teller of the story will have no idea that everyone knows the story is false if he does not know of the word's meaning. | |
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| lemon skunk: a very potent strand of marijuana native to Northwestern U.S./Southwestern Canada which has a light green to yellowish color covered in crystals. it is known as a "creeper" because of its intense high that "creeps" up on you within the first few hits without you knowing. | |
| very good skunk strain. | |
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| lemon brown: A person from the story "The Treasure of Lemon Brown" of whom has been underlined every single time in the text book. | |
| Is also a very gruesome sexual act where a woman releases feces onto a mans mouth. The women then shoves a lemon colored dildo down the mans throat thus hitting his gag reflex and inducing vomit onto the woman's bare chest as they get each other off. The man cums onto the girls chest, and then proceeds lick up the mixture. | |
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| lemon yellow: The name of the University of Oregon sports teams in the late 1800's to the early 1900's, | |
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| lime berry: The act of sticking your thumb into a girl's ass whilst having sex doggy style. | |
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| lime cat: The ultimate god of cats everywhere. His head is capped by a natural outgrowth known as the "Mystic Rind", which originally was a solid lime. During the epic battle with [Clock Spider], several gashes were rent into the lime, creating a bang-like effect. Limecat responded by chewing off the Clock Spider's ninth leg and cast it into the sky, where it became the God of most religions. | |
| Limecat is seldom pleased, and only his priests have ever seen him do anything more than frown and glare. He has an illegitimate kitten, Linecat, who is marked by his lack of hair apart from his head and paws. | |
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| lime spider: Slang name in Australia for an AUD$100 note. The $100 note in Australia is green, and a lime spider is a popular children's drink in Australia composed of lime flavoured soda and icecream. Similarly the AUD$20 note is known as a "lobster" due to its orange colour. | |
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| lime blue: A way of describing something that is extraordinary or that you have a high opinion of. | |
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| lime green: The freshest, most vibrant shade of green. A very pleasant combination of sophistication and energy. | |
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| lime pink: It's the colour you get when you're having a difficult time trying to choose weather or not lime or pink is your favourite colour. | |
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| orange berry: the coolest kick-ass people in the world who dnt take shit from anyone and dont give a fuck about life and what people think.............. | |
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| orange bat: Kick ass game played with the fat phat plastic orange bat that might possibly result in broken windows of a local cult. Must be played in courtyards or other similarly small, well populated areas with a high chance of hitting someone. | |
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| orange cat: 1. a member of www.shoryuken.com that likes to demonstrate his gayness by typing in orange font and making threads at the rate of 5.56 per day. | |
| 2. srkia colonel | |
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| orange dragon: when doing the same thing as a white dragon u punch her in the nose so her snot and blood mix to create the colour orange...and also there is a dragon for every other colour so i decided to make one about orange | |
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| orange frog: A zippy | |
| To croak like an orange frog: To try to stop yourself from vomitting by putting your hand over your mouth. | |
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| orange shark: When you originally plan on cooking a seafood dinner, but you end up ordering pizza. | |
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| orange red: The color of the envelope at the top that lets you know someone has replied to your comment, on [reddit]. "Orangered" can also be used to refer to the envelope, or to the replies themselves. | |
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| peach mango: The taste of a females lower region after she uses a special type of scented soap. | |
| Can also be used as a noun for the term [pussy]. | |
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| peach fish: A peach fish is the term used for an especially tasty and beautiful vagina, inside and out. It is especially attractive and often times rather moist. | |
| A peach fish is the "ideal" vagina | |
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| pear bear: An amazing computer FPS gamer that will destroy you in a second. | |
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| pear kitten: A fat Aspie with pepperoni nipples. Frequents Gaia Online, recently featured in a leaked sex tape; lulzy. | |
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| bat berry: A Blackberry PDA given to a highly trained operations/IT employee, which is called when a mission critical server crashes, usually at night, and superhero type support is required. Sometimes involves late night travel and a sort of techno-combat. | |
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| bat cow: Pet of robin, Damien Wayne, who is a cow that was saved by batman and robin, has red and white fur and sometimes wears his on cape and cowl | |
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| bat duck: The original superhero half bat, half duck he is 2' tall and beats up criminals in a veriety of ways including raping them. | |
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| bat rat: someone who masturbates an awful lot. | |
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| bear cat: Hairy pussy | |
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| bear dog: When a large, hairy gay man wears a collar and crawls around on all fours, barking. Usually during kinky role playing sex. | |
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| bear shark: A combination of the two mightiest creatures in the animal kingdom, creating a super animal that rivals the power of the United States Military. | |
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| bear snake: A combination of two common football exercises. A serpentine, which requires those participating to jog across the football field using the horizontal yard lines as a path. Those doing a serpentine will start at one endzone and snake their way up five yards for each trip across the field until they've reached the other endzone. | |
| A serpentine becomes a bearsnake when combined with bear crawls. Those unlucky enough to endure the pain of a single bearsnake will experience over 1,000 yards of bearcrawling back and forth across the field. | |
| Because of the infamous difficulty of a bearsnake, the name has become a synonym for anyone who is [stupid], [retarded], [socially awkward], or just plain [derpy]. If someone calls someone else a bearsnake it means they think so lowly of the person that their mere presence inspires the same pain as one would feel from doing bearsnakes. | |
| Snakey (adj.) is used to describe people or things that possess attributes comparable to bearsnakes. It is not correct to say, "They are bearsnakey" or "They are like a bearsnake." One should exercise the use of this word in these situations. | |
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| bird lime: Time in prison. Originated from Cockney Rhyming Slang, most commonly shortened and just stated as "bird". | |
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| bird cat: An awesome person who looks like a bird and acts like a cat. has magical balls. has a cool call. Likes Bob Dylan. | |
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| bird dog: (noun) a guy who is primarily interested in romancing other people's girl friends. Immortalized in the 1950s by the Everley Brothers in a song of the same name. | |
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| bird rat: A mid thirties male, usually a degenerate gambler, living at his mom's basement, usually very loud like a bumblebee dongo, who is characterized by perpetual kushingout and snitching on his fellow coworkers. This person usually loves chocolates and scratching cash4life tickets. Annoying as fuck | |
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| bird whale: The annoying whale being carried just above sea level by a flock of small birds, visible when [Twitter] runs out of bandwidth. | |
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| camel apple: When women are so skinny that their Vagina literally pops up and has a hump similar to an apple. The camel apple comes into play when that anorexic bitch is wearing yoga pants and you see her [camel toe] apple Vagina popping out. So we just shorten it to camel apple. | |
| Frank: Did you see that skinny bitch? | |
| Trev: nah why? | |
| Frank: She has a massive camel apple! | |
| Trev: Sweet. Would bang. | |
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| camel berry: Ghetto term: camel-toe | |
| Its when the strawberry has its "W" shape at the bottom of the strawberry making a camel-toe shape. | |
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| camel bear: A bad ass camel mixed with a bear, can be found in a normal habitat which is the sahara desert. | |
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| camel frog: A sex posion were the female has her back arched (like a camel) on her hands and knees. The male is behind with his legs bent (like a frog) bouncing in a frog-like motion, while putting as much force as you can behind your cock. | |
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| camel shark: Similar to the ubiquitous "mudshark", "[supermudshark]" or the lesser known "[Mekong River delta shark]", the "camelshark" is a white woman who dates camel jockeys. | |
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| camel spider: A huge athropod most commonly found in the Middle East. They can travel up to 10 mph, and feasts on lizards, birds, scorpions etc. Many rumors about these creepy-crawlers have been spread by US troops from the Persian Gulf War and the Operation Iraqi freedom, including a very popular picture of a troop holding up one. | |
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| camel red: The best full flavor cig in the world. | |
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| cat orange: A strained neck or shoulder muscle from aggressive masturbation. | |
| The act of pulling a muscle in the lower neck due to vigorous masturbation | |
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| cat bat: a person (usually a girl) who stays indoors in bed/watching tv and on the sofa during the day and only goes out in evening/night time and only if necessary! Its normal for a catbat person to be somewhat lazy or fatigued during the day, but their energy levels gradually rises when darkness approaches. | |
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| cat bear: A man who has the reflexes and mind of a small feline creature, but also has the large physical presence of a bear. | |
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| cat bird: A man with some class who has the ability or skill to attract women at random. A smooth talker. A pantydropper. A man who has a very cunning method to lure women into his arms or into his bed. | |
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| cat dog: CATDOG...the coldest tv show ever i mean damn yo he was my hero he was the coolest but cat was a abitch as trick cause he nwas mean 2 dog nd ate the fish dog had | |
| CATDOG should b every1's hero | |
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| cat duck: Cat Duck gives not a fck. | |
| Coded comical term indicating lack of interest. | |
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| cat fish: A [catfish] is someone who pretends to be someone they're not using Facebook or other social media to create false identities, particularly to pursue deceptive online romances. | |
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| cat mouse: The alternative name of a group of students in Paris. | |
| Useful for reservations. | |
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| cat owl: The awesomeness of CATOWL is something that can't ne argued. CATOWL is the only true leader. Only chosen know about him. He looks more than a cat, but he's an owl too, no doubt. | |
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| cat puppy: [kittens]; puppies from cats. | |
| see also, [dog kittens] | |
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| cat rat: 1. someone who brings back old games and fads. | |
| 2. someone who is very [sexy] | |
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| cat snake: A [ferret]. Called a cat snake because they have mammalian characteristics of a cat but are long and squrimy like a snake. Ferrets aren't any kind of [cat] or [rodent], they're actually a domesticated [weasel]. | |
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| cat spider: Something which looks somewhat like a cat and somewhat like a spider. Often appear in internet hoaxes involving fog and trees. Often a threat towards [noobs] | |
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| cat whale: Catwhale - an adult, large sized catfish. | |
| Catwhale - An adult, large sized catfish particulary the genus Corydoras | |
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| cow apple: Cow poop | |
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| cow bear: The Cowbear is the most annoying item to get in Katamari Forever and We <3 Katamari. You must be at least 8 meters to pick it up... | |
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| cow bird: A single woman looking for a man to help raise her kid. | |
| Much like how a cowbird lays the egg in the nest of another bird, and those birds will raise the cowbird. | |
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| cow cat: the notion of saying something when you dont know what else to say | |
| Unexplainable shrug of shoulders | |
| at a loss of words | |
| changing subject | |
| saying "okay" or "oh" | |
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| cow dog: A moody and unattractive woman. | |
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| cow horse: and animal that is ridden by cowboys or just plain people which is made from 1/2 cow and 1/2 horse. its sexy | |
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| cow fire: 1. A more extreme version of [cow tipping] which involves setting the cow on fire. The current world record for simultaneous cow fires is seventeen | |
| 2. A drink found only in St Bernard's Parish and New Orleans | |
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| crow berry: a gross deformation of the face, when during adolescense and puberty, the male develops very strawberry and crow-like face appearances. this is markedly more noticeable when large black head pimples appear all over the face. also causes a gross deformation of nose and skin colour. | |
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| crow bat: An irritating or overbearing mother in law. | |
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| crow fire: the end of the world; the apocolypse | |
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| dog berry: a policeman, a cop, police officer, a fuzz, law enforcement agent. | |
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| dog bat: flying dogs that respond to high pitched girly screams | |
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| dog bird: The opposite of a catfish | |
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| dog cat: Any of various other carnivorous mammals of the family Felidae, which includes the lion, tiger, leopard, and lynx, but yet also at the same time is a domesticated carnivorous mammal (Canis familiaris) related to the foxes and wolves and raised in a wide variety of breeds. | |
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| dog cow: The dogcow is a drawing of a rather indiscriminate-looking animal (it looks mostly like a dog but is said to have the spots of a cow) that is used in the Apple Macintosh operating system (versions before OS X) to help tell users about their printing options. You can see the dogcow (in Mac OS 9.x or earlier) by going to the Finder, looking under "Page Setup...", and then looking under printer options. The dogcow is used to show you what kind of option you've selected. For example, "Flip Horizontal" flips the dogcow to upside down. | |
| If you click on the dogcow, the Macintosh sends you the animal's characteristic cry of "Moof"! The dogcow icon was originally created by graphic artist Susan Kare in 1987. Susan is the same artist who created the graphic interface for everyone's favorite Windows 3.1 card game, Solitaire. Microsoft has adopted its own version of the dogcow and uses it to demonstrate slide transitions in its PowerPoint application, although Apple retains its copyright on the original image and, believe it or not, the "Moof"! | |
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| dog deer: The overpopulated white tailed deer located in suburban areas that are impervious to the fact that they are actually wild animals. They stand in front yards and graze for food in the middle of the day. They wander back yards, play grounds, convenience stores, movie theaters and school yards as if they were domesticated dogs. They are oblivious to the presence of people, vehicles, hunters, real dogs and other objects of suburbia. Can be used to describe a person or other animal who has no clue about what they are or their purpose in life. | |
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| dog fish: This is the definition of a collective group of people intertwined by having a relationship with a specific man. no one else knows they are a part of this dating polygamy act. He is a mix of a catfish and a straight up sociopath dog and hooks multiple women in his game. He lives a life of lies making these women all think they are number 1. He tags fb posts of one girl but then untags and deactivates accounts so others can't see. He will provide flowers, for some, but not all, hold doors and buy Mac computers for some but not all. He will tell you he has proposed to past girls but then they cheated. He will use his kids and multiple jobs as an excuse for why you never see him. You will never go to his place even after a year. You will never meet his mom, family, friends and kids even though he says they want to meet you. He will make up she's just a friend story to his other girls: For example telling one girl that he went to college with another girl and was in a tight group with her and 2 gay guys it wasn't true. | |
| He will lie at all costs to keep his school of fish! Please Beware of the dogfish! | |
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| dog frog: A guy that talks to multiple girls while in a relationship with someone. | |
| A serial man slut | |
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| dog horse: a girl who is a cross between a horse face and just being plain nasty looking, also knows as a dog | |
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| dog kitten: kittens from dogs; | |
| see also, [cat puppies] | |
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| dog pig: A dogpig is the lowest thing you can call a female. the greatest part is that there is no true definition. girls will not know what it is when ou call them it, but they just know that it is not a good thing to be called. dogpigs are the absolute lowest form of females. they do not have feelings and are not to be treated with the basic respect granted on actual human women. | |
| A dogpig can be anything from an ugly slog, to a hot girl whos a bitch. it is a universal insult meant to completely degrade a female. | |
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| dog snake: A dogsnake is any type of dog that has likeness to a snake when it has done something it shouldn't, by getting low to the ground and wiggling it's back end like a rattle snake. | |
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| dog gold: dog poo / dogshit | |
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| dove red: The point at which you drink so much alcohol, that basic body functions become difficult, near to impossible to perform. Examples include: not being able to talk coherently, inability to stand or walk, falling face first, etc. | |
| Dovered is one of the upper echelons of intoxication. It is right under unconsciousness, but well above hammered or plowed. | |
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| dragon berry: After a woman/man beats a man's testicles until they are miscolored and swollen, then eats lots of spicy food/hot sauce, etc, then places the balls on his/her tongue, then vomits on them | |
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| dragon bear: A cross breed between an Alaskan kodiak bear and a dragon. Dragon back half and bear front half. They have a crazy stinger on their tail. Known to grow to heights of 80 feet tall and run at speeds of mach 1. They warm eachother up by breathing flames. They eat whole cows in one bite. Weasels are their favortie snack(30 at a time). The only protection from a dragonbear is to wear 120% cotton or to have pudding. If they are very angry u want to wear 140% cotton and cover your legs with pudding. They hate pudding. They are very rare, there are only about 8,000,000 left in the wild. Their urine is 250% alcohol. | |
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| dragon dog: The combination of a mullet and a frullet haircut on a single person. Only worn by the bravest of men who have no ambition to ever get laid. | |
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| dragon duck: A combination of the mythical [dragon] and the more common [duck]. It is the size and shape of a giant dragon, but has the bill and webbed feet of a duck. Also, its wings are both feathery and leathery at the same time. Dragon-ducks inflict fear wherever they go. | |
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| dragon fish: When u eat something spicy and go to the bathroom the next day. Your ass hole is all puckered spitting out hot lava shit | |
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| dragon horse: A ridiculously pretty girl. Perfect. A 10+ | |
| A chick who is so insanely hot that you're intimidated to talk to her. and if you bone you will be known for it for the rest of your life. Used during the same time that you use Birddog. | |
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| dragon snake: To have sex either "doggy style" or completely naked and many times in one day or hour. | |
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| dragon wolf: Dragon wolf is a term used to refer to a gay male whose body goes entirely limp while receiving anal sex. It is a bastardization of "dragging wolf" | |
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| dragon fire: when you cum in a girls mouth then slap her in the face, thus making her spit out your cum like a dragon spits out fire... | |
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| duck bat: Duckbat is a word a lot like the word wasteman but it is a little bit more polite. | |
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| duck bear: Duckbear is the gamefaqs joke account to top all joke accounts anywhere, ever. He's a fat slob who couldn't get laid if his life depended on it. | |
| At first he plagued LUE with his topics and messages of redemption and terror, but then he spread to all the boards on gamefaqs. Back in the day, even the administrator would get mad at him for his absolute holiness. | |
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| duck bird: fake like person or friend or someone who is shady or inconsistent or even unreliable some what of a bean shooter . | |
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| duck fish: Duckfish is a facial expression people use when taking a selfie. It's like the duck face/lips gone wrong. The Duckfish is combination of duck and fish lips. | |
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| duck puppy: A semiaquatic egg-laying mammal endemic to eastern Australia, including Tasmania. | |
| See [Platypus] | |
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| duck rat: 1 a mixture of a duck and a rat | |
| 2. the coolest guy in the world | |
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| eagle dog: To bang a girl in the ass while yelling ruff-caw ruff-caw | |
| To go to a national park and eagle watch while fucking a one legged whore in the wilderness | |
| To lay a ho on the bed with her legs spread and climb on top of a bookcase or shelf and proceed to jump while yelling ruff caw head first into a big fat pussy | |
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| eagle owl: A wanna be rapper on youtube with 1,000 subs | |
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| eagle red: The combination of Heroine (street name eagle or black eagle) and LSD (red), with the latter frequently taking its street name from the color of the blotting paper. | |
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| fish bat: A terrifying creature that has the face and wings of a Bat and the body and tail-fin of a fish. | |
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| fish bear: 1. [Awesome] freakin' band. | |
| 2. Also an epic warrior trout of myth. Who brought peace between fish and bearkind. | |
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| fish bird: Birds that are fish-like. Bird as in penguin, not the English reference to women. | |
| Alternate: Exclamation of multi-tasking awesomeness. | |
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| fish cat: Someone who looks better in person than on pictures. Someone who isn't photogenic. | |
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| fish cow: A cow which swims in the sea and is very hard to milk under the circumstances there are many sharks trying to suck its nipples... but when the fishcow finaly reaches the cave it's only then the crabs can enter and give it some loving. | |
| Disclaimer: There is a risk of Pregnancy if fishcowing occours. | |
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| fish dog: 1) A derogatory for a suspected slut. | |
| 2) Term coined for Gwen Stefani by the Character Clevand on "Family Guy" Season 7 Ep. 15 | |
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| fish goat: a crazy chica from massachusetts whose real name is actually catherine but since shes a cat fish and her last name sorta sounds like goat so her name is fishgoat! | |
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| fish pig: Australian slang for water or harbour police. Coined after popular television programme "Water Rats". | |
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| fish snake: those are called eels. | |
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| fox cat: noun. A drunken canadian. Can be found singing in many online places, such as ventrilo servers. | |
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| fox cow: 1. A combination of a fox and a cow. | |
| 2. An avatar in the game 'ROBLOX' that constantly asks the game designers for special things for himself. | |
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| fox mouse: Another name for a brown squirrel | |
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| fox fire: Legendary nightclub/lounge in Anaheim Hills. The ultimate cougar den. Also a hot spot for manthers. Also spotted, young men looking for the glory of bagging a cougar or being mauled by one. Proceed with caution and never venture in alone. | |
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| frog dog: A fruity drink that originates from, and is specific to, Burnley in the North of England | |
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| goat cat: someone who has the name dennis | |
| the highest praise givin by the 4 guys | |
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| goat dog: a person whos apperence is worst then a dog and a goat combined. | |
| someone whos mouth is large with massive teeth and a dog like smell and strutt. | |
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| goat fish: The goatfish is an extremely ugly animal that can sometimes be seen stalking dark alleys or hiding in the shadows. But the unfortunate few that see this hideously ugly creature are likely to never live to tell the tale. | |
| HOW A GOATFISH ATTACKS: | |
| A goatfish will usually follow its prey for a while before actually making contact. The goatfish will attack from behind, locking its victim in a death grip with horrific fangs nearly 8 inches long. If this does not kill the prey on the first try, the goatfish will play with it, slinging it around in the same way that a dog would play with a chew toy. The victim will then either perish from being torn to pieces or just die from fright. | |
| WAYS TO PREVENT GOATFISH ATTACKS: | |
| Stay in well lit areas. Goatfish hate any kind of light and will usually back off if any of the stuff gets near them. Never go out alone at night without a flashlight and some form of weapon. Guns are the most effective, especially the shotgun. Goatfish don’t really have any weak spots so knives are pretty much useless. Never travel alone at night, always go in groups. | |
| WHAT TO DO IN THE EVENT OF A GOATFISH ATTACK: | |
| Wave you arms around in the air and/or make loud noises to try to make yourself look as big as possible. Never try to outrun a goatfish, because you will never be able to. Goatfish have been known to be able to run at speeds exceeding mach 14. If a goatfish ever grabs hold of you, do not struggle. The last thing you want to do is let it know that you’re still alive. Your best chance is to just let your body go limp and hope that it lets you go. If it doesn’t, then you’re pretty much screwed over. Although if it does let go of you, do not move. Wait until the goatfish is out of sight before you even think about trying to run. | |
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| goat fox: The CAMP Goatfox | |
| Ok. The goatfox, or gilbertiousferocious, is a complex creature of which relatively little is known. Sightings are normally brief because of its shy and seductive nature, but we have confirmed that they stand upright, have four limbs (two arms, two legs), and like caravanning. Being built in the same way as humans gives them an advantage over most animals in that they can operate heavy machinery, such as Wagons. Normally found in Puerto Rico and surrounding areas, the goatfox finds shelter from the sun in public toilets and football stadiums. These provide a perfect climate for gristles of goatfox to groom themselves and feed. They instinctively groom themselves using their calves as wigs, they are clean wigs. They seem to eat only the finest fibreglass-covered hockey sticks, giving them fibre and glass. One half of a stick can tide a goatfox over until 10 o’clock (Greenwich mean time). | |
| With brains the size of jewellery, their species pose no threat to the reign of the human on this planet, but humans should be weary, in sooth, for goatfox have been found to have violent tendencies if tense or kneeling. It is easy to tell if one resides in your area because of their sizable droppings, normally cylinder in shape, and measuring between 0.5 - 17m in length and 3 - 9 inches in diameter. Although quite dangerous, some can see the presence of the goatfox as a blessing, using their shits as support for growing trees and as protection from tooth decay. Goatfox have been known to live for 30 - 95 years, this seems to depend on income and climate. | |
| This ever-interesting animal can see for miles and hear only their birth father, but as well as this, they supposedly have a sixth sense. We know this sense as ‘corn sonar’, a goatfox will hold up their family until they fall into the sand, the direction of the fall is the direction that should be stroden if corn is to be found. They normally walk left because of the ‘Greyker Shift disease’, rampant among these creatures. This disease, first discovered by Marlon, from Emmerdale, results in the infected goatfox’s left leg to shrink to ½, or sometimes even 2/9 of the size. | |
| Evidence has been found of the existence of two similar yet different types of goatfox, the hairy, Aryan, tardy, hardly fractured (HATHf) goatfox, and the Cameroonian, anarchist, monocle-sporting, prickly (CAMP) goatfox. I shall focus on the CAMP goatfox from here on. | |
| These can be identified by their hairless face and kneefull legs. Slightly smarter than the HATHf goatfox, the CAMP goatfox have created a system of education and politics. They appear to be Republicans. | |
| Education: Combining their knowledge of fine art and world famous chocolate mousse, these animals school their young in the ways of the ancient French. Starting at the tender age of 4, they will be trained to react differently to different drawings in the warm, splendid dirt. Observations have led us to believe the following: | |
| Drawing: Shown Reaction | |
| Toe: Shudder and Wig | |
| Fish: Run | |
| Motorhead: Run and wig | |
| Shelf: Stare | |
| La freak, so chic: Hold Tightly | |
| Carmen Electra: Jangle in the wind | |
| This training continues until the age of 8, when the young goatfox is taught to play French rules tiddlywinks. The games will normally be mastered at turning 12. At this point, a CAMP goatfox becomes and adult and is circumvented or circumventilated depending on it’s sex. As an adult, it must now be trained in the art of bus catching and taxi driver rudeness. The young creature graduates at the age of 1925, the ice age. | |
| Politics: The system of politics, although primitive, is very advanced. They have elected Mr Tony Blair as their leader and live in democracy. Their rights are well documented and are as follows: | |
| 1. A goatfox is a goatfox can be nothing with out cannon. | |
| 2. The second rule can be misleading. | |
| 3. Thou shalt not feel. | |
| Mating season for the CAMP goatfox is all the time, they like to suck and fuck. Especially during the summer of love, 7th - 12th May. Their culture allows a male to have 6 partners in a while, but the female only 6, children are allowed 6. Another large part of CAMP goatfox culture is their love of the royal family. They love the royal family this much, -. | |
| So concludes our visit to the realm of the CAMP goatfox wars, join me in the canapé, in the foliage, in the garage, in crates of gold. I hope you use this knowledge for the good of this planet, farewell and greetings. If you bite one hard, you could well develop chronic Croatia. You couldn’t even tell that they are Jim Carrey. | |
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| goat horse: A goat the size of a horse, not to be confused with horsegoat. | |
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| goat pig: a rather violent game invented by me & brother. Involves covering yourself in your duvet, and getting your opponent to smack you with a pillow until you submit. You then swap over and whoever lasts the longest, wins. There are other versions of goatpig which include 1-on-1. | |
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| goat puppy: The act of getting a [hickey] on ones [dick] or pelvic region. | |
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| goose berry: A "gooseberry" is a person who will tag along to a couple or a few couples, but they themselves are single, usually being an ugly friend or accquiantance who you can't bear to leave out as he/she will feel awful. | |
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| goose bear: The sweetest and most adorable bear there is on the face of the planet. This bear loves to give back rubs and bone all day. | |
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| goose turkey: When you look like a greasy mixture of a nasty ol goose and the horridness of a turkey......usually also got sickle toes | |
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| hippo cat: A woman of large stature or weight, who is either skanky, slutty, a bitch, or a combination of the three terms. (Hippo is to describe the fat, and cat or "pussy" to describe her skankyness.) | |
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| horse apple: Horse Shit | |
| A Piece of shit from a horse. | |
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| horse cat: crossbreed of a horse and cat. recently create by a little korean girl | |
| also has a life expectancy of 50 some years. | |
| not to be confused with house cat | |
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| horse crow: Defining the characteristics of a person(s) face whom has a horse shaped grill and scare crow like hair. | |
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| horse dog: Something that is of such low quality it becomes worse than horse shit and dog shit put together. | |
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| horse fish: Alternative name for seahorse. | |
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| horse pig: Vulgar slang term for a mounted police officer (a, "mountie" as a Canadian citizen would call them). | |
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| horse sheep: a horse that has a front body of a horse | |
| and a back body of a sheep. | |
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| horse snake: VERY VERY dangerous creatures that dwell in the wild (consisting of forests, bushes, trees, locker rooms, etc.). They will jump up and bite your face off if you're not careful. Treat them with dignity and respect. The mating call of the horse snake is one of the most beautiful sounds in the universe and has won multiple grammy awards. | |
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| kitten chili: The act of taking your best friends cat, skinning it, and then applying it to a bought or home made chili mix. Serves 2-4 depending on size of cat. | |
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| kitten cat: The kitten cat is a typical feline in the in between stages of kitten and adult cat that's when it's a kitten cat, they are so cute and adorable at that stage they get into more mischievous trouble and do funny cute things. | |
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| kitten fish: When someone looks more attractive in pictures than they do in real life, to the point where you doubt its the same person. | |
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| lion bear: Hunter of babbits and is a cat of orange and white in color that tries ripping the flesh off of larger dogs. Must be initiated into the ashokun resivoir society | |
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| mouse cat: A wild animal that roams the land, usually in the Chicago area. Also an expression when something is as ridiculous or unstoppable as said animal. | |
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| mouse dog: A hot dog bun with a fucking dead mouse inside. | |
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| mouse rat: A mouse that isn't quite a rat yet. He has trouble hanging with real RATS | |
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| mouse fire: A rat that has simply set itself on fire and has run into a colony of cats to kil itself. Mousefire can also be a firey bitch woman who likes cats and will kill if is not fed chicken or is messed with. | |
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| mouse red: 1.) When a [mouser] gets distracted and goes off to do something else. | |
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| owl bat: and very strange bat like owl like creature that eats hu,man bones after sucking the flesh off the body with it's anus, invented by three piss ass drunk guys sitting on a bench near colten's house | |
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| pig bird: The word used when you have ham and turkey mixed, incorrectly called, by some, Hamurkey or Birdpig. | |
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| pig cat: Pigcat basically refers to a mixture of a pig and a cat. Pigcats are hard to find meaning they are very rare. I haven't yet seen one myself but I know one day they will be a big hit. | |
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| pig crow: Cop that is always looking for a reason to pull someone over | |
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| pig dog: Part of the string of insults hurled by the French Taunter in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" | |
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| pig fish: A foul-smelling human being with short, stubby shanks and a propensity to wear soiled board-shorts over its inflated wedge. Predominantly South African in origin, they occasionally migrate to the UK and beyond in search of young females to annoy into procreation. | |
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| pig lion: A person that fucks over 50 times a day and has an orgasm that lasts over 30 minutes long. | |
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| pig puppy: A strange multi-breed dog that can do a 90 degree straight jump into the air, chase pick ups already driving up to 40 mph and somehow still lacks the common sense to see a glass door right in front of her when she is trying to chase the squirrel on the other side of it. 2. the only dog in history i have ever seen climb straight up a tree after a squirrel and not fall off the trunk. She also thinks no matter what side of the door she is on when the door bell rings that an INTRUDER is on the opposite side.3. a retarded minny pit bull pug puppy that eats garbage instead of real food because the garbage tastes better to her. 4. a dog who is very good at destroying chew toys and has the ability to follow only two comands "poop" and "play". This creature is supposed to be a combination of a pug and a pitbull but really looks like a bobble head boxer. If this dog was a cartoon it would resemble scrappy doo. | |
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| pig rat: A Pigrat (or Pig-rat) is an undesirable person, not just a pig, and not just a rat. They are a Pigrat. | |
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| pig shark: When a person uses an image in their forum signature but doesn't upload it themselves. | |
| Then the person who uploaded it changes it to porn or other inappropriate material and person using it gets in trouble on the forum for it. | |
| If you plan on pigsharking someone: | |
| - Make a signature for them | |
| - Give them the link for it (Make sure you use photobucket) | |
| - Delete the image you uploaded. | |
| - Name the inappropriate image the same as the signature you made. | |
| - Upload it again and it will have the same URL as the signature did, therefore their signature image will change | |
| - Sit back and LOL | |
| Note: If they save the image and upload it themselves then it won't work. | |
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| pig gold: n. [Bacon]. The beautiful, streaky bounty that can be extracted from pigs and - when combined with any other food (including MORE bacon) - makes said food infinitely more tasty. | |
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| puppy cat: An especially affectionate and outgoing cat, so named because it might be considered doglike in its friendly nature. | |
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| puppy dog: A guy who will do anything for you no matter how embarrasing | |
| A guy who will do anything for you over just the THOUGHT of pussy. | |
| Guy with NO backbone. | |
| Guy who will let you get away with ANYTHING and let you walk all over them. | |
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| puppy frog: A unique result of inter-species breeding. A puppy with the head of a slimy amphibian. | |
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| puppy kitten: The cuteness of a feline, the cuddlieness of a canine, bred into a ball of adorableness. | |
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| rat berry: using blackberry for 'ratting' or trying to pull a women on BBM (blackberry messenger) in order to get some action | |
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| rat bat: Bahamian slang for any Barcardi brand alcoholic beverage. | |
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| rat bird: n. Derogatory nick-name for the Maryland State Correctional System Work Release Program, also known as the [Baltimore Ravens]. The name can also be in reference to the puerile, quick-tempered, and monumentally mean-and-nasty fans of the above. Ratbirds fans don't really like the Ravens; they just hate the rest of the NFL, and are nototious [bandwagon fans]. | |
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| rat cat: a cat whose job it is to CATch rats. | |
| often used when mousetraps would be inconvenient because you could step on then or if somebody lieks cats as a pet. | |
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| rat cow: a person who's fat and their face looks like a god damn rat. | |
| aka Sammie | |
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| rat dog: A very small dog, usually less than 10 or 15 pounds, usually short-haired but not always. Usually not of much practical use as a watchdog or protector, but kept mainly as a companion by little old ladies, gay men who don't like cats, and Paris Hilton. Includes such breeds as the Chihuahua, the Miniature Pinscher, the Rat Terrier and other similarly sized breeds. | |
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| rat fish: A derogatory term used to call someone who is not only dim witted but ugly as well. | |
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| rat pig: A woman that is so vile and disgusting, sensing her around you makes your body tense up and you feel like you are about to shit yourself | |
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| rat snake: Noun: An unattractive girl who preys on drunken males. Once the sun goes down, the ratsnake slithers out of her snake hole for parties, tailgates, weekly drinking specials, and late night text messages. You do not want your friends to see this girl. She is always ready to go because she's never on her period. There is no need to wine and dine her as she would consider this an insult. She has an insatiable appetite for bourbon and cock. The ratsnake will believe anything you tell her, because she's dumb as shit. | |
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| seal cat: A funny looking creature, with arms made of noodles. He has fins, but has cat like ears. He thinks that mean things are actually nice, and that nice things are mean. His eyes are round with small dots in the middle and he is always smiling. | |
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| seal pig: A species named after it's seal pig likeness. Acts like a seal talks like a pig,will do sealpig things that annoy the sealpig community. A sealpig is dr.P.Enisbreath in disguise. | |
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| shark bear: 1. The combination of the two greatest predators on the planet. Known to [kill] with a single glance. | |
| 2. The pinnacle of [evolution]. | |
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| shark dog: Shark Dog is a muscular dude who gets respect from everyone. He is your friend, homie and ally! | |
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| sheep cat: The mascot for the band [Pierce the Veil] it had often made appearances in photoshoots, video diarys/live webcasts, and a song about sheepcat itself. Tony Perry, the guitarist, hates sheepcat for reasons unsaid but apparently drummer, Mike Fuentes, lights up with sheepcat daily | |
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| sheep dog: 1. Certain special people, who watch over the rest of the people. The rest are called sheep. Sheepdogs prevent the 'wolves' or bad people/things from hurting the sheep. Sheepdogs understand violence is sometimes necessary in order to protect the sheep. The sheep really don't like the sheepdog. Sheep prefer to go along their merry way, oblivious to the perils of life. Sheep tolerate sheepdogs' existance in order to keep the wolves away. | |
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| sheep shark: A rabid underwater creature that looks like a shark covered in thick white wool except for his face, his fin, and his tail. He likes the shallow water and is often known to feed on human flesh. | |
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| skunk bear: A nasty and wholly unattractive member of the land weasel family (Mustelidae), sp. Gulo Gulo (Latin: "Glutton"), called by its common name the wolverine. It is also known colloqiually as "those assholes who think they go to an ivy-league school in the midwest." To skunkbear is known to reside inside coffee shops, trying desperately to look pretentious and educated, ensuring that other mammals in the vicinity see them doing coursework openly on a wireless laptop. Sometimes, solely for effect, the skunkbear will also carry a copy of Ayn Rand's "Atlas Shrugged"; this is to expand on the skinkbear's facade of academic elitism and snobbery, but with no actual equity behind it. The skunkbear's coat is usually dull, and poorly screenprinted with mock-retro logos or pseudo-political trappings. On occasion, however, the skunkbear will molt and reveal a second coat of maize and blue hue; this occurs twice per year, typically when the skunkbear encounters either Spartan warriors or a Buckeye. This change in the skunkbear's coat is a reaction to the threat of not being an attractive mate to species other than its own (in which the skunkbear, or anyone else, has no real sexual interest). If one encounters a skunkbear, one should not discuss the following topics under any circumstances: | |
| intercollegiate athletics | |
| domestic and/or foreign political policy | |
| the U.S. constitution | |
| multiculturalism/racial sensitivity | |
| alma maters | |
| the skunkbear's desperation to leave the state | |
| Failure to heed this warning will lead to an excruciatingly long diatribe, in which one will not be able to slip in a word edgewise. It is also advisable not to engage the skunkbear in any discussion of music, lest one wants to hear a 45-minute set review and critque of some shitty, local Gogol Bordello-esque gypsy-punk-indie-ska band that the skunkbear saw recently for $5 and the Blind Pig. The best way to handle a skunkbear is to let a Spartan stomp it into weasel custard. | |
| The skunkbear is pictured here: http://www.photochopz.com/gallery/data/500/medium/Skunk-Bear--14394.jpg | |
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| skunk cat: A person who farts all over the place and then "claws" you with their talon toenails. | |
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| skunk rat: a woman whose pussy is so hairy you know her parents were | |
| decendants of sasquatch. | |
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| snake bird: A person who is crafty and sneaky. Someone who enjoys mischief especially towards others. | |
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| snake dog: A snake dog is a person who is two faced but also acts like your friend to your face, but never turns up to any of your events neither invites you | |
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| snake pig: background - old chinese | |
| cubes of jelly found in chinese restaurants | |
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| snake rat: A spineless bottom feeder, a person who will say and do anything to try better their situation. The most disgusting creature known to humanity. | |
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| snake red: a word that means beyond the point of sleep. after adrenaline wears off. meaning that you find it hard to sleep. | |
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| spider cow: A Mythical Creature that is the cross between a Spider and a Cow. The Spider Cow instead of producing milk produces Kevlar out of its udders. | |
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| spider crow: (noun) A cranky pessimistic old lady that resembles a spider in behavior and sounds like a crow. She acts like a witch all the time even when good things are happening. She is never satisfied and constantly nags and criticizes everything you do, also has a mean and vindictive personality and will sneak around telling lies and backstabbing people she doesn't like (which is almost everybody ). Has a misguided belief that everything she says/does/or owns is the absolute best thing ever even though its all bullshit. Alienates everybody in her life, even her family and "friends" to the point where nobody even wants to be around her. She carries a black cloud of oppression around with her and takes the life out of a room just by entering it. Is prone to hoarding and witchcraft and is often seen carrying talismans and "magical" stones and crystals in little pouches. Believes every infomercial and orders shit loads of worthless crap off TV (hence the hoarding) then proceeds to [story vomit] all over you. | |
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| spider dog: tasty treat in which the ends of a hot dog are peeled down in four directions then roasted over an open flame (like at a bonfire) until nice and crispy. goes well with mustard. | |
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| spider goat: the genetic hybrid of a spider and a goat, basically the most horrifying thing you can imagine, seeing the actual thing would cause you to fall over and die from fear | |
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| spider pig: from [The Simpsons Movie]. | |
| brought the lols. | |
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| spider rat: "Looks like a rat but's got a face just like a spider," will bite people, and leaves a stinger as long as a man's finger; they often haunt the dreams of cowboys. Gunsmoke Season 5 Episode 7 | |
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| spider tiger: A superhero like spiderman, but the secret identity is of what resembles a tiger...a tiger in a spiderman costume | |
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| tiger camel: The plague of Arabs, generally in the Midwest region who root for sports they know nothing about. The name is derived from [camel](the politically correct name for any annoying [Arab]) and [tiger] (sprouting from the Detroit baseball team). If your feel like sacrificing the flow of your words for an even better reaction you may also call them tiger[sand niggers]. | |
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| tiger cat: A slow moving vehicle that slows down the flow of traffic. | |
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| tiger cow: a tigercow is a woman in her 40s, presumably frustrated because of her age and limited sexual popularity. | |
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| tiger dragon: A term used when you run out of insults to call a person you despise. | |
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| tiger frog: A male or a female who is showing signs of too much plastic surgery in that the upper half of their face resembles a tiger and the lower half resembles a frog. | |
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| tiger mouse: A small-sized person or child with big-sized courage, heart and a bit scrappy. Loyal, he or she will stand up for his/her friends. Wlling to scrap with much larger opponents. | |
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| tiger pig: a cute fluffy animal resembling a tiger, but goes grrroink | |
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| tiger shark: a sexual maneuver, much like the Superman (of Soulja Boy fame), in which the male ejaculates on his partners back, then sticks a tiger shark on his or her back | |
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| tiger sheep: a tigersheep is a very rare creature. It isn't an animal but it's possible that it sometimes behaves like one. you can recognize a tigersheep by one word: "Meh" | |
| They hate: Spiders, clowns, Glee, Justin Bieber, liars, housekeepers ... | |
| They love: Jackson Rathbone, dirty games, Willy Wong, Skittles, fast cars, toast, Rathboner, changing rooms, closet sex, boobs, wablieft, ... | |
| Everybody who knows a Tigersheep is very lucky, they're the best friends, ever! | |
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| tiger blue: In Chinese, to speak garbage or bullshit. | |
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| turkey bird: 1) (noun) A goofball; one who resembles in actions or deeds a particularly silly bird (such as a domesticated turkey). | |
| 2) (noun) A general term of endearment, said by people from Kentucky to silly butts. | |
| 3) (noun) Can indicate an intimate connection with someone, depending on inflection | |
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| turkey cat: A fat cat obsessed with meow mix. His arched (Yes, arched) enemy is Chicken-Cat, a purina obsessed moron. His best friend is Pigeon-Cat, who is also a fellow meow mix muncher. | |
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| turkey crow: A person that snores in the dead of night just to wake up others and cause others to become extremely irate. These people are known for their sassiness, and elaborate explanations for things. | |
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| turkey dog: a hotdog that has small pieces of cheese inserted into the hotdog bun as well as the hotdog weiner, two slices of turkey, and mustard in that order. | |
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| turkey dragon: A term used to poke fun at those with tattoos involving a phoenix, dragon, etc. | |
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| whale bird: An extreamly large winged mamal which generaly resembles a whale but with enourmus eagle like wings. | |
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| whale dog: A female so irritating and unattractive (possibly out if shape) they are comparable to an ugly mix of whale and dog. | |
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| whale fish: One of the most freakingly awesome songs on Cartoon Network, it involves the repeated usage of the words whale, and fish. | |
| A whale fish is seen on the Cartoon Network series, The Misadventures of Flapjack. | |
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| whale pig: When you see a girl that is so large and can only be described as half whale half pig.......a whale pig | |
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| whale shark: The expression on someones face when yawning, which resembles a whale shark. | |
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| wolf berry: A severely hairy siutation on a women's vagina. | |
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| wolf chili: when a man has 2 women and ejaculates in ones ass then makes the other woman eat the cum out of her ass | |
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| wolf bear: A dogg kinda like cleeoo , actually exactly like cleo, actually leo. Extreme ghetto dont trust it. | |
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| wolf cow: A fat bitch that everyone hates. She does not have breasts. She has udders. That also spew skin melting acid. Her vagina is the rancorn from Star Wars. Here, is also where Middle Earth and Pandora are located. | |
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| wolf dog: Any combination of dog and wolf, ie., a hybrid of the two. (It's a popular consensus that three parts dog to one part wolf genetically makes a "safe" wolfdog hybrid.) | |
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| wolf mouse: A mouse that has the heart of a wolf. Wolfmice usually hang out in packs of three to ten. Their squeak is long like the howl of the mightiest timber wolf. They have been described as looking like a regular mouse, but with longer, grown-out fur. | |
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| wolf rat: A person, usually a guy who you think is a lone wolf and a rebel but you find out he can transform into a snitch if the right people ask him to. | |
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| wolf spider: Used to describe an abnormally hairy vagina. | |
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| black apple: another way to say watermelons | |
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| black banana: Super long black cock | |
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| black berry: Is a device which utilizes the GPRS data service on mobile phone networks to receive email which is pushed to it (instantly). This Device is at the forefront of a new craze with the elites of business. If out on business you MUST reply to an email quickly mid conversation to distinguish your status in the room, promptly after which other people in the room must show their “need to be in the office all the time” by shuffling their blackberry out of their pocket to check for “new messages”. The blackberry is a tool which must be respected its outlook on the move, it must also be hated. | |
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| black cherry: When one experience anal sex for the first time, it's said that you've popped your black cherry. | |
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| black grape: A non-consensual act of lovemaking made by a person of colour | |
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| black mango: When you have braces and you go down on someone who hasn't shaved and some hair gets stuck in the braces or between the teeth. | |
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| black peach: A black peach is a black womens genitalia or vagina. It is often referred to a peach because when a women is viewed from the rear her vagina resembles a PEACH. Black peach just refers to a black womens vagina as opposed to a peach which is a white womens vagina. Conversely, an Asian Peach would be that of a Asian womens vagina. | |
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| black bear: The kind of bear that's best. | |
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| black bird: The act of leaving a group of people, especially a social event (i.e. business party), without saying good bye to anyone and without anyone detecting your escape. | |
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| black cat: an illegial firework | |
| and in an Hollywood Undead song called Scene kids for dummies | |
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| "I could barely walk around cause the dance floor was so packed | |
| I walked to the back and lit off some black cats - BAP BAP BAP hahaha!" | |
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| black cow: Ice cream and Coke, made in a drink as you would a root-beer float. | |
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| black crow: Term for jews in Poland during, before, and after world war 2. | |
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| black dog: n. (possibly of Irish origin): A bad mood, characterized by anger, depression, or a mixture of the two. Emotional malaise. An antisocial mood. Sometimes synonymous with a 'purple rain.' | |
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| black dragon: When a black guy fucks a white chick so fast the vagina heats up to an unbearable heat. | |
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| black duck: A small hick town in Northern Minnesota with nothing but a school, a liquor store and a grocery store. | |
| People here grew up drinking, chewing, smoking and straight up partying. | |
| Mudding, hunting, fishing, snowmobiling and kicking ass are commonplace in this town. | |
| If you don't know how to party this town will be boring for you. | |
| Population 696 | |
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| black eagle: black eagle is the symbol of [BESIKTAS] | |
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| black fish: During anal sex, right before the male cums, he pulls out and inserts goldfish in rectum of female. He then re enters the penis and continues to fuck. After cumming, he uses a fork to dig out the goldfish then eats it. | |
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| black fox: An online name for someone who is a HUGE faggot | |
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| black goat: The token black guy in a team of white people. He is often attributed with the failures of the crew. | |
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| black hippo: The African drug lord, often associated with stupidity and slandered American values. And insulting. | |
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| black horse: someone you really like, like your ideal/ultimate partner, but dont really have a chance with | |
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| black lion: Someone with frizzy long dark hair that resembles a lions long bushy black mane. Often times have poor hygiene. | |
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| black rat: A Black Rat is a popular drink in Australia, made from a mix of Bundaberg Rum (Bundy) and Coke. Black Rats can be purchased in a pre-mixed form in either a can or bottle, or the traditional "mix it yourself" method using a bottle of Bundy and your own Coke. | |
| The Black Rat has been categorised by the Australian Government as an alcho-pop, thus attracting a higher rate of tax than a standard Bundy & Coke. Thus, the Black Rat is often only affordable by the discerning, older drinker. | |
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| black shark: A fly ass pair of black [sneakers]. Opposed to [white fish], black sharks only apply to a fresh new pair of black shoes. | |
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| black sheep: term used to describe someone who feels left out in a family. Basically, the outcast of the family because they choose to do other things than live up to their parents' standards. | |
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| black snake: Verb - for a black male to have sex with a female of another race, specifically white females. A highly racist and derogatory term. | |
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| black spider: Black Spiders are an Awesome English hard rock band based in Sheffield, led by Pete 'Spider' Spiby vocals and guitar, with Ozzy 'Owl' Lister on lead guitar, Mark 'The Dark Shark' Thomas also on lead guitar, 'Tiger' Si Atkinson on drums and Adam 'The Fox' Irwin on bass. | |
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| black whale: To fuck something hard with a big black dick. | |
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| black wolf: the ultimate fighter and the ultimate casanova | |
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| black fire: [Starfire]'s older sister | |
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| black forest: some one with a very extensive amount of pubic hair. resembeling a black forest! | |
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| black gold: A very powerful drink with a minimum mix of 50/50 that being 100 proof vodka and Monster Assault energy drink. This drink looks and very much tastes like oil, hence the name Black Gold. | |
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| black pink: BLΛƆKPIИK is a South Korean girl group formed by YG Entertainment. The group consists of four members: Jisoo, Jennie, Rosé and Lisa. They officially debuted on August 8, 2016 with the single album Square One. | |
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| black white: [Newspeak] word, and one of the pillars of [Ingsoc]. Like many Newspeak words, it has two contradictory meanings. In a positive sense, it means someone who is able to believe that black is white, or that two plus two makes five, if the Party wishes it. In the negative sense, it means someone who believes that black is white when it is obviously not (i.e. only if the Party does not wish it to be). | |
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| blue apple: mushrooms, shrooms, fungai, magic mushrooms, mushies. | |
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| blue banana: The English equivalent of Hot Topic, Blue Banana is where alternative teens go to buy makeup, merchandise and brand clothing and accessories of Famous Stars and Straps, Atticus, Death Kitty etc. Most teens at my school into rock have been there, the majority of which are 'scene'. | |
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| blue berry: The most wonderful form of marijuana to date. The bud has a beautiful blue hue to it rather than the usual green. It also gives off the smell of complete blueberries, hence the name. Although it is not the most powerful, it will still knock you on your ass. | |
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| blue cherry: The act of sucking a mans testicles until the point they turn a shade of purple. The first time it happens to a man, it's called Popped a Blue Cherry | |
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| blue chili: The mixture of blue odor-blocker and shit found in a port-a-potty, usually most evident at the end of an event (i.e. a music festival or weekend at a state campground) | |
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| blue mango: The bottled sense of delusion one gets from sleep deprivation. A very potent drug that is new on the market. | |
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| blue bear: Kind, sweet natured and has the patience of a saint. Found in DB galleries and the City of Angle.com ~ the deffinative source for the WB show ANGEL! | |
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| blue bird: slang for cop, police officer, security guard, etc. | |
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| blue cat: A Bluecat is a heavy, thick dump taken by someone with a bowel disease. The Bluecat dump (so called because of its clumping ability and blue hue underwater) is indicated by a severe smell upon entry into the bathroom and an inability to immediately flush the toilet. | |
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| blue cow: A cow that is blue, duh. | |
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| blue dog: A type of strain of Marijuana. Related closely to OG or Chem-dog. Usually dusky green and tan in color. Very keefy. Chem Dog 2D X Blueberry hybrid sativa species, indica subspecies. | |
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| blue dragon: Blue Dragon is a indica/sativa strain that was a crossbreed of Sour Diesel and Blueberry. The bud gives you a euphoric, even body head high. It has a sweet aroma with a berry taste. Blue Dragon is a very heavy hitting medical marijuana strain. The bud's color is very unique, being a very very dull green to dark yellowish. | |
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| blue duck: According to 107 year old Olive Riley, born in Broken Hill in 1899, blue duck was what you did when you stood up a boy you'd promised go out with. | |
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| blue eagle: 1. (N) The "Blue Eagle" is a rather hideous facial expression that is used to express disgust, disdain, disappointment or any other general feeling of repudiation or angst. This facial expression was popularized by the Muppet Show character Sam, who is by no coincidence, a blue eagle. Extremely versatile and easy to use in just about any situation, the Blue Eagle is undoubtedly a look you do not want to receive. Often, those who see/receive the Blue Eagle also experience feelings of guilt and chastisement. | |
| 2. (V) The act of using this facial expression as a means of expressing disapproval for one's actions or behavior. Often used to describe a situation in which the blue eagle was used and for what purpose. | |
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| blue fish: To get nothing; To have nothing. | |
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| blue fox: n. a man who wastes a long period of time trying to court a woman, resulting in epic failure at the last hurdle and possible blue balls | |
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| blue frog: An extremely laid back and cool person who doesn't say much but when they do it's worthwhile and attractive. | |
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| blue goose: This is the same as a "goose" but instead of using your hand to grab between the butt cheeks, you use any inanimate object near you. | |
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| blue hippo: An extremely rare type of cannibas that is grown only out in the areas around California. Its a mixture of hydroplonic grown cannabis and cannibas known as "fire". The outcome of the mixture gives it a sort of blueish color and it is very strange to see. The pricing should be about 20 to 25 dollars a gram. | |
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| blue horse: When somebody puts blue dye in their asshole and then takes a shit on another persons face. | |
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| blue pig: 1) Someone who stares at the color blue while having sex to get a half hour orgasm, the way a pig gets it. | |
| 2) A phrase yelled or spoken only for the purpose of being immature. | |
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| blue shark: Stereotypical [jock] or football player type. Into all things sports, and not much else. Attracted to skinny, fake tanned (to the point of being orange) blondes with a greater focus on breast size than personality. Bluesharks often feel threatened by people smarter than themselves, especially in groups conversing. If in such a situation, it is common for a Blueshark to yell something along the lines of "Yeah, Footie!", in a feeble attempt to join the conversation. | |
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| blue spider: A blue spider is trick all the experienced players play on the [noobs] online in the xbox game Halo. The experienced player (usually a jerk) asks someone they feel is new to Halo if they wanna see a blue spider. This question is usually asked in the context "hey you wanna see a blue spider?" The inexperienced player reluctantly agress having no idea what a blue spider is and what is going to happen. Then the experienced player proceeds to throw a plasma grenade on the face of the other player. These grenades are blue and stick to organic objects, hence the name blue spider. The grenade explodes shortly after it has been thrown. This results in a gratifying kill for the one who threw it, and a humiliating defeat for the one killed. Anyone who fall for the blue spider trick online is immediately labeled as a [noob]. | |
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| blue tiger: (n.) pertaining to Modern Warfare 2, one with a specific playstyle who utilizes flanking maneuvers to surprise opponents and dispatch them via knife. Synonomous with blue tiger. | |
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| blue turkey: ther is no fucking definition retard | |
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| blue whale: A gigantic hit of weed, so big that you can't stop coughing for a really long time, but after that, it's smooth sailing... | |
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| blue wolf: when your girlfriend turns into a male werewolf in the middle of sex and dominates you | |
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| blue black: Blue Black A sort of electric blue tone that occurs when a skin pigment has gone beyond black. Blue black is very black indeed. | |
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| blue fire: 1. A very intelligent, cute, sexy, ingenious guy. | |
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| blue green: another name for jr (see jr) | |
| and his eye color | |
| his eyes are amazing | |
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| blue sky: Generic greeting between skydivers. | |
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| blue spring: A small town in Jackson County, MO that leeches off the big honcho Kansas City, along with other towns like Independence and Lee's Summit. Its schools are Blue Springs High (filled with pathetic low-life wannabe gangster twats aka the Wildcats) and Blue Springs South High (filled with uptight sluts and jocks, with a decent football team aka the Jaguars). Theres really nothing to do here but bowl or go to Pancho's (a little mexican joint with fucking delicious burritos, seriously, try it sometime. They're made from the mexican burrito gods). Basically north of 40 Highway is the trashy side, and south of 40 is the middle-class/rich snobs. Home to American Idol winner Dane Cook. Tech N9ne and Bobb'e J Thompson also reside in/around the Springs. If you really want something different to do, go to any other town/city surrounding it. This includes Grain Valley, Lee's Summit, Independence, and Kansas City. | |
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| blue steel: The infamous modeling move in one of the funniest films ever: Zoolander. | |
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| bronze dragon: Someone who is sexy and tan. | |
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| brown apple: Smacking a woman in the head with your dick repeatedly leaving a bruise in the shape of an apple. | |
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| brown banana: the act of having someone suck their shit off your penis after having anal sex with them. (you don't have to cum) | |
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| brown berry: brownberry (v) – to send a message, via Blackberry wireless device, from the crapper. A practice highly frowned upon in civilized societies. | |
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| brown cherry: The state of having a virgin anus. Compare to [cherry]. | |
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| brown peach: when you have anal sex, but your cock ring gets stuck in the sphincter, and it creates a hole or a "pit" like the pit of a peach. | |
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| brown bat: a turd that was laid while making the sound of a bat | |
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| brown bear: When you take a shit on someone's chest and then give them a big bear hug, mushing it all around between you two. | |
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| brown bird: An act in which a sexual partner sticks his middle finger into his/her partner's anus, and then proceeds to flip them off; or, in other words, flip them the bird. | |
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| brown cow: Where chocolate milk comes from. | |
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| brown deer: [broun] [deer] | |
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| The only suburb of Milwaukee with a 1:1 ratio of blacks and whites. Has a bowling alley, Salvation Army. The site for the PGA tour (in the aptly named Brown Deer Park). | |
| Also known as: Brown Dizzle, BD-Town, The Village | |
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| brown dog: The desire to take a shit, or deffacate. Indicates an urgent need to poop. | |
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| brown dragon: A 1993 Chrysler Voyager minivan that is owned by the Chef. Not only is it used for transporting Chef from place to place, but it also is his preferred location for sexual activity. | |
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| brown duck: a fart. | |
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| brown eagle: The act of a man shitting. Then while shitting, a female climbs on the mans lap facing him and begins having sex. The man spreads his legs allowing a pathway, so the women can also begin shitting. A proper Brown Eagle will result in a well timed double plop in the toilet. | |
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| brown fish: often a large matter that can be troublesome to flush. | |
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| brown fox: Similar to a Blue Falcon, but intentionally fucks over his buddies to look better. | |
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| brown goat: The whore of a group of individuals: slut. The easy one. Someone who sleeps around a lot. | |
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| brown goose: When you wipe your ass and your finger breaks through the toilet paper and you get shit on your finger. | |
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| brown horse: To win in a race or competition usually after being behind or losing;come back | |
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| brown kitten: A combination of [space docking] and fucking, when a man plunders and pillages a shit filled vagina with his cock of vengeance. | |
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| brown mouse: When the male pulls out the females tampon out for her cooter.. The remains of the bloody tampon turns brown and has a white tail. Hence the Brown Mouse | |
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| brown otter: When your body is fully submerged in water and you poo with only your ass out of the water you poo pokes out like a lil cute brown shit otter | |
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| brown owl: A particularly fast and aggressive bowel movement. One that takes the victim by surprise, making them hoot not unlike the common barn owl. | |
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| brown shark: Piece of turd that floats in the bowl and won't flush. | |
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| brown sheep: a dumb ass member of a group that gets involved in shit and usually inadvertently brings some back to the group. | |
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| brown snake: a turd, poop, shit, duece, etc. | |
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| brown spider: A metaphor used to describe one's anus. | |
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| brown tiger: the act of deficating on someones chest, then turning around and running your fingers through the feces while purring like a tiger. | |
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| brown whale: A turd of oceanic proportions, useful if pretending to be a pirate and in need of a dump. Often used in conjunction with "Thar she blows!" | |
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| brown fire: when you fart so hard that semi-digested food that you fart out hardens and leaves a big, juicy, sexy assicle | |
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| brown gold: To leave a turd in somebody else's toilet and not flush. Usually done as a joke or to stink up one's apartment. | |
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| fire berry: 1: A sexy, hot female. 2: Also could be a name which means 'hot'. | |
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| fire bat: 1) A starcraft character that is useless except against zerglings. | |
| 2) A baseball bat that is lit on fire, hense the term firebat. | |
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| fire bear: A firebear (ursa pyras) is a ferocious species of bear which has a unique ability to breathe real fucking fire from its mouth and face. It kills everything it sees even babes with sweet tits. | |
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| fire bird: Opposite of slow, Last of the Muscle Cars | |
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| fire camel: The act of covering your genitalia with hot sauce, then receiving fellatio from another party. | |
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| fire cat: A super fast sled made by the superior snowmobile manufacturer known as "Arctic Cat" | |
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| fire cow: A generic term for whatever Mozilla's lightweight browser happens to be named this week. | |
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| fire dog: Circuit City's single brand approach for computer repair/setup/upgrades(on-line, in-home, and in-store), in-home entertainment setup, and car audio/video installation. The proper usage is always with a lowercase f except when used as the first word of a sentence. They are not nearly as well equipped as their main competition Geek Squad, however the company is pushing technicians to become Microsoft Certified in the XP and Vista operating sytems. No hardware certifications are planned (which they desperately need). | |
| They will charge as much as people are willing to put up with, which is apparently a lot. Technicians that know their stuff are bullied into quitting or are flat out fired on bogus charges. This helps keep profits high because less knowledgeable technicians will push every service offered rather than a $30 quick fix. | |
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| fire dragon: The act of pouring butane over a boner and then making someone suck it. When you ejaculate the load goes out of the females nose | |
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| fire fox: Internet browser by Mozilla. Uses next-gen technology to make the best browsing possible with such features as pop-up blocking, useful extensions, custom themes, passowrd manager, an easy to manage download manager, and many more great reasons that make Internet Explorer absolutely obsolete. | |
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| fire goat: To puke or vomit. To have a burrito come out of your mouth and nose at the same time while your stomach convulses spastically, most likely due to the over-indulgence of alcohol as a result of the anticipated excitement of a Breaking Benjamin concert | |
| This terms is derived from activity achieved by Jim, aka Firegoat, from American Canyon, CA prior to a Breaking Benjamin concert in Allentown, PA. | |
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| fire seal: AKA, FilterNinja, Long time resident of the "hobby shed" whos purpose in life is to initiate boys under the age of 10 to manhood. | |
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| fire snake: When your shit is loose, violent & it burns your asshole | |
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| fire tiger: Woman who is [sexy] and surprisingly [hardcore] in bed, like a tiger ready to pounce. | |
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| fire whale: A slang word used in Australia when something is really 'cool' or 'amazing' it can be described as 'Fire Whale' | |
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| fire wolf: When a wolf catches fire and breeds with annother wolf whilst on fire causing the sperm to become a ball of flaming semen and when the son is born he is known as a fire wolf | |
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| forest puppy: Forest puppies are deer. | |
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| forest fire: when one "causes a forest fire" that refers to the action of setting a females pubic hairs on fire | |
| this act should be restricted to only being used on bitches; remotely respectable girls do not deserve that much pain and suffering... but bitches definitely do | |
| the custom is to light a forest fire after sex by subtly dropping a flammable liquid above the vaginal area by the pubic hairs and placing a match to that same area. | |
| do NOT use gasoline! thats simply too hardcore. | |
| one alternative method to cause the forest fire, as proposed by Señor Berger, consists of taking a fuse from a firework, "accidentally" dropping it one the pubes and proceeding to inconspicuously light it. | |
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| forest green: The colour of the trees in the middle of a large forest. Usually only seen when flying above such a forest. | |
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| gold dragon: Same as white dragon but with piss | |
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| gold fish: the snack that smiles back | |
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| gold lion: The act of urinating on or in someone else's hair. Similar to a [Gold Shower], but specific to just the hair instead of a more full-body experience. | |
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| gold rat: - The sewer resident who resides in Thayer Academy. | |
| - It has been theorized that the Goldrat can move rapidly around campus via the numerous sewer pipes running under the school. | |
| - Danger-> the Goldrat hunts Pumas. | |
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| gold turkey: The state of being short of, or forgoing money for a undefined period of time. | |
| Similar to 'Cold Turkey' but with 'Gold': i.e Money or wealth. | |
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| gold fire: 1. Fire of a golden color | |
| 2. Used colloquially to mean something which is delivered rapidly | |
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| gray banana: When you melt crayons and drip the wax on your man's dick then lick it off | |
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| gray dragon: When you jizz out of any other body part, besides your privates. | |
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| gray fox: this is Gray Fox's biography from early his very first step into FOXHOUND to death at Shadow Moses.. this is all correct. this isnt my info but im putting it here for all Gray Fox fans! | |
| Early Life And Career | |
| Born as Frank Jäger to German-American and Vietnamese parents, Frank's parents died during the Vietnam War while he was still a child. As a result, he was discriminated against due to his half-Caucasian heritage and was forced to work hard labor for the war effort. However, he was shortly taken into custody by Big Boss and became his foster son. | |
| After Frank became an adult, he joined the armed forces and participated as a soldier for the Renamo during the Mozambican Civil War. During one of his missions, he was captured by Frelimo soldiers and had his ears and nose cut off during a torture session (later reattached). He was rescued a few days later by Big Boss. It was around this time that Frank adopted an orphaned girl named Naomi in Rhodesia and cared for her as an older brother. He adopted Naomi out of personal guilt for killing her parents during the war, but Naomi was unaware of this. | |
| During the 1988 Winter Olympic Games in Calgary, while living under the alias of "Frank Hunter" (Hunter being the English meaning of the Germanic Jaeger, which his foster sister also ended using years later), Frank became romantically involved with Czech figure skating champion, Gustava Heffner (Natasha Marcova in the MSX2 version). The two tried to be together, but Czech and American authorities denied her immigration rights and she was sent back to her country after being stripped of competition rights. Following this incident, Frank developed a great deal of resentment for his superiors. | |
| The Outer Heaven Uprise | |
| During the 1990s, Frank became a member of Big Boss' FOXHOUND unit and due to his extraordinary soldiering skills, was the only FOXHOUND member ever to receive codename, "Fox," - the highest commemoration given to any member of the unit. In 1995, "Gray Fox" was the agent assigned to "Operation: Intrude N312". Fox's objective was to gather data on a top-secret nuclear weapon that the fortified state of Outer Heaven was secretly developing. Several days later, Fox was captured by enemy forces and the last message he transmitted to headquarters were the words "Metal Gear". In the follow-up mission (Operation: Intrude N313), Fox was rescued by newly-recruited FOXHOUND member, Solid Snake and provided Snake with all the known facts about Metal Gear which was revealed to be the codename of the nuclear weapon being developed - a bipedal nuclear-equipped tank. Together, they successfully destroyed the Metal Gear prototype under development in Outer Heaven. | |
| However, shortly after the destruction of Metal Gear, it was revealed that Big Boss himself was secretly the commander of Outer Heaven's forces all along. After the destruction of Outer Heaven, Fox deserted the FOXHOUND unit and disappeared along with Big Boss (who was believed to had been killed during his battle with Snake). Around this time, Fox followed his foster father and helped in the formation of Zanzibar Land by becoming an active participant of the "War of Mercenaries". After his success in the war, he was assigned as commander of Zanzibar Land's Mercenary Force. | |
| The Zanzibar Land Disturbance | |
| n 1999, Fox began hijacking several nuclear disposal sites with the revised Metal Gear D. This act, along with Zanzibar Land's kidnapping of Dr. Kio Marv, led to a retaliation from FOXHOUND, which was now under the command of Col. Roy Campbell. Once again, Snake was the agent sent out to neutralize Zanzibar Land. During the course of Snake's mission (Operation: Intrude F014), Fox began transmitting anonymous messages to Snake in order to help him overcome certain obstacles and traps. Fox and Snake met again after four years when the bridge leading to the detention camp where Dr. Marv was being held was destroyed by Fox himself. Ironically enough, Fox also caused the death of his former lover, Gustava (who was in Zanzibar Land, now serving as an StB agent and Marv's bodyguard), when he destroyed the bridge. Later, Snake successfully destroyed Metal Gear D and confronted Fox barehanded in a minefield. Snake won the battle and escaped the facility, leaving a presumed dead Gray Fox behind. | |
| Transformation To Cyborg Ninja | |
| After the death of Big Boss and the downfall of Zanzibar Land, Fox's body was recovered on-site by a clean-up crew. He was taken by FOXHOUND's chief medic at the time, Dr. Clark, and became a guinea pig for Clark's gene-therapy project. In order to improve his mobility, an experimental exoskeleton resembling a ninja suit was grafted directly onto his body. Aside from improved agility and strength, the suit also allowed Fox to 'cloak' at will, using a new form of stealth technology which rendered the wearer near invisible to the naked eye (the stealth technology could not however, fool advanced sensory devices such as thermal goggles). In 2003, Fox's foster sister, now going under the alias of Naomi Hunter, joined FOXHOUND as Dr. Clark's assistant. She helped Fox escape his containment, and covered up his actions when he killed Dr. Clark, reporting it as a laboratory accident. | |
| The Shadow Moses Incident ( the famous chapter ) | |
| In 2005, during the Shadow Moses Incident, Fox infiltrated the island in search of Solid Snake, who was on a mission to neutralize the now-corrupt FOXHOUND unit led by Liquid Snake. He first made contact with Snake after releasing ArmsTech President Kenneth Baker from captivity and attacking Revolver Ocelot, severing Ocelot's right forearm. Later, after taking out a large group of genome soldiers, Fox confronted Snake once again in the laboratory of Hal Emmerich, demanding that they fight to the death. At first, Snake did not recognize the man in the ninja suit, but after engaging him in hand-to-hand combat, Fox's identity was revealed. After a time, Snake began to prevail in the battle but before its ultimate conclusion was reached, Fox cried out in pain (presumably due to his body trying to reject the exoskeleton, as Fox was subjected to gene therapy experiments to accept the suit) and fled the laboratory. Fox also helped Snake in his mission by transmitting anonymous messages regarding dangers to Snake under the alias of Deepthroat. When Snake was fighting against Metal Gear REX, Fox provided support by attacking Rex's radome with a laser canon attached to his arm, interfering with the sealed cockpit's sensory input. | |
| As Liquid fought to locate Fox and Snake with Rex's damaged sensors, Fox revealed to Snake that many years ago, he had been the one who had killed Naomi's parents in Rhodesia; however he had been unable to bring himself to kill Naomi, who had been too young at the time to remember the incident. Fox begged Snake to tell her the truth. Following this exchange, Fox leapt from his hiding spot and again attacked Metal Gear Rex. | |
| However, Fox was severely injured during the second assault (one of his arms was sliced off by REX's laser) and was pinned against a wall by Rex. Whilst pinned against the hangar wall Liquid shouted from the cockpit, "in the middle east, we don't hunt foxes, we hunt jackals, instead of foxhounds we use royal harriers" to which Fox cried out, "a cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal!" and with his last sum of strength, Fox charged his laser canon and fired several powerful blasts at Rex's radome, finally destroying it. This, in turn forced Liquid to open the cockpit of Metal Gear. Fox was then dragged from his ledge, and dropped down to ground of the hangar. As Fox lay on the hangar floor, Liquid tried to finish him off, once and for all by crushing him under one of Metal Gear's massive legs. However, Fox's grafted exoskeleton meant that this first attempt failed, but with Rex's second stomp, the only man to ever achieve the codename, "Fox" was no more. His last words were directed towards Snake: | |
| "We're not tools of the government or anyone else. Fighting was the only thing... the ONLY THING I was good at, but at least I always fought for what I believed in. Snake- farewell.." | |
| After escaping the Shadow Moses compound, Snake contacted Naomi. He informed her of Fox's last message, to forget about him, and to go on with her own life, and that he would always love her. He could not inform her of Fox's final confession. | |
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| gray goose: the male equivalent of a cougar; a bro late thirties and up who slays chicks in their twenties | |
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| gray wolf: Male version of a Cougar. | |
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| green apple: the most delicious curvacious type of booty | |
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| green banana: A term to refer to an English-speaking Muslim-convert Chinese, who looks green-and-yellow on the outside and white on the inside. | |
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| green cherry: A term used to describe ones "virginity" per say, when it comes to the act of smoking marijuana. Just like an actual "cherry" green cherries can be "popped" in the since that once the [Green Virgin] smokes marijuana, they are no longer a green virgin. When a pothead pops, or knows he/she is about to pop a green cherry, a sense of great satisfaction comes over him/her. | |
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| green grape: n. Cronic wrapped first in a hemp rolling paper with a Marlboro 100 filter. Zig-Zag Purple Thunder 'Blunt-Aid' to secure filter. Then final layer of Zig-Zag Purple Thunder blunt wrap around hemp layer. | |
| "It doesn't feel like a cigarette or blunt, it's extremely smooth." | |
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| green lemon: Defining a new social class. | |
| Someone with a zesty character, easy going, good taste in everything. | |
| A combination of green & Lemon. | |
| Very different from Lime. | |
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| green peach: The worst of all STD's | |
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| green bear: Marijuana | |
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| green bird: Most commonly used at restaurants: codeword for uncooked chicken that is either going bad, or is already decaying. It will often have a greenish tint and smell of dirty socks. | |
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| green cow: Used as a code word over the phone. The person on the other line must guess it however if they do not know you add things to "green cow" such as my green cow space to say the word myspace. | |
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| green dog: (adj) a person of trailer origins and mainly indiginous to the coastline of South Florida. This person typically would be found rocking a mullet and jorts at a constructions site or a Florida Gators football game. They are quite aggressive and not very eloquent but always ready to consume alcoholic beverages to the point of hospitalization and abuse drugs to near death. | |
| They can be found in a piss yellow 1974 Oldsmobile Omega or at any beach bar drinking natty light and hitting on the bar maidens. | |
| Greendogs were once heroic athletes in the high school days but peaked far too early. Also, have arrest records for spousal abuse and multiple DUI's | |
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| green dragon: An Alcoholic/Canibanoic drink made from soaking [weed] in an alcoholic beverage. | |
| Desired affects increase with increased curing time and using a beverage high in poly-unsaturated fats and alcohol. The high poly-unsaturated fat count allowing for more [THC] to dissolve into the drink...use Malt Liquor, guys. | |
| The leftover [marijuana] can be used for making [hashish]. | |
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| green eagle: ernie/austin want charyssa/jessyca to go to YC prom with them... | |
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| green fish: A princess that is also an angel. This person get's her way, even if others don't like it. This person can be mean, but can seem as sweet as honey at the same time. She will insult you and make you happy at the same time. She is one of a kind, and she can kick anyones ass in BF2. :D | |
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| green fox: Devin has a huge penis | |
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| green frog: A racist and or sexist term referencing a chinese person or a woman who practices sexual promiscuity and is in poor mental health. Origionally used by british sailors in the late 1690's in reference to people using opiates. | |
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| green pig: Park ranger | |
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| green sheep: A former gamer's username. This gamer briefly went through a lot of FPS's. And when I mean briefly, I mean in about a week. Such as Jedi Knight : Jedi Academy, Quake 3, Counter Strike 1.6, Unreal Tournament 2004, etc... He "owned" as some gamers said at each game. Now the word has been sometimes used in replacement of the words "pwn" , "uber" and "ownage" in video games. | |
| Because of the previous definition I mentioned. People have started using this word more often. So people now are using this new definition for it. "A sheep that vomits". That simple. But people don't really "enjoy" this type of sheep, so it has been known as the least favorite kind. | |
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| green snake: shreks dick | |
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| green forest: ass-fuckville. pity the fool who lives here. place where idiots go when eureka is full. | |
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| green gold: A synonym for [booger]. It's a more crude and derogatory form of the word, though. I believe the slang is originally from New England. | |
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| navy seal: HOOYAH! Hootin, Lootin' and Parchutin' Frogmen who Kick Ass and take names later. Members of Naval Special Warfare Command who have the illest and sickest equipment for the execution of special operations. Feared by Evil and respected worldwide that many countries send their frogmen to Coronado, California for BUD/S Training so that they too can kick ass with the rest of the free world. | |
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| navy black: The blue that was too dark for navy blue | |
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| navy blue: a lovely shade of dark blue | |
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| navy green: a very dark color of green. In the same fashion that [navy blue] is almost black in color, "navy green" is also almost black in color. | |
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| pink apple: a sun-burnt boob | |
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| pink banana: When having anal sex, while pulling back the rectum comes onto your penis makin it look as though there is a pink peel over your penis | |
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| pink berry: Los Angeles frozen yogurt chain that's more addictive than crack. | |
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| pink cherry: A sex act in which a male ejaculates sperm into a females mouth. The female gargles the cum then spits it back into the males hand. The male then slaps the female on the vagina with his hand full of cum. | |
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| pink grape: The act of ejaculating on a bowl of purple grapes after acting like a Roman emperor. | |
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| pink lemon: When a woman's vagina squirts sour cum after orgasm | |
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| pink orange: The colour of an orange when it is travelling towards you near the speed of light. | |
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| pink bat: Oversized, typically meaty, lips of a woman's cockpit. Said to hang down like little pink bats from the pelvic area. | |
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| pink bear: Second largest fear of common man(the largest being an army of whales with rabies). Pink bears haves wings and aposable thumbs. There adorably cute looking and scary dangerous. They act playful to draw in their pray, then shoot the prey with hand guns. Main diet: Polar bears and cigaretts. | |
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| pink camel: the naked presence of a human females camel toe or vulva/vagina parting. | |
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| pink crow: a very vicious, bruisy, bloody wound right under the nipple, very painful. | |
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| pink dog: The chaffing around the penis that occurs after hours of vigorous sex. | |
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| pink dragon: A finely grinded powder drug that's a pale pink colour. It's a rare back street drug often used to alter with the body as it slows down organs/nerves. It's rare to find as it isn't dealt often, this is because it's easy to overdose and die from it. Common to be found as a powder, but can be liquidised into a injectionable form. | |
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| pink duck: the large bright pink duck that follows you around everywhere you go and demands to be fed every 20 minutes. if you don't feed it... it will haunt you and eventually steal your soul. so be sure to feed the pink duck every 20 minutes these pink ducks will eventaully take over the world. | |
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| pink fish: A skank's female genetilia being pink inside and having a deplorable scent of fish like smells with possible infections. | |
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| pink goose: An oxford slag who likes to flash her geese at people on the internet, and is also into self-fallatio. | |
| She also has a partner reffered to as her "Pink Goose Partner", who is usually from Huyton. | |
| JakJak being their main source of prey. | |
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| pink mouse: A used tampon. Plural: pink mice | |
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| pink pig: A racial slur used to describe most white people. | |
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| pink sheep: A pink sheep with a mustache on YouTube with a YouTube channel called PinkSheep | |
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| pink spider: A gang that started up in Walnut, CA. There home turf is located on Amar street. You can find them hanging out at the arcade playing marvel vs. capcom 2 and guitar freaks. if you look at them, or even say a word they will kill with semi automatics which they carry in their lexus'. They are usually see driving lexus' typically IS series. They are usually wearing pink and carrying weapons. They are the most viscious gang in this area, and are spreading by rapid descent into the neighboring city, Chino Hills, CA | |
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| pink turkey: when u give a girl the pink slipper and then get down on ur knees and blow that inverted rectum until that shit bleeds. | |
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| pink whale: This is what happens when a girl loses her virginity. Instead of the 'cherry popping' and blood flowing outward, the 'cherry pops' and the blood instead gets forced back upward, in turn, breaks the pelvic bone. | |
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| pink gold: Refers to the womans vagina. | |
| In layman, means 'pussy'. | |
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| pink steel: A hard-on. | |
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| purple apple: a love bite on the adams apple normally given against the wishes of the man getting hence the hand wrapped around his balls to stop him fighting back | |
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| purple banana: Inner school word for purple haze (weed) | |
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| purple berry: colin's dumb word he made up | |
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| purple cherry: The female equivalent of [blue balls] | |
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| purple grape: hairy ass nuts (testicles) | |
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| purple lemon: A woman's unclean sour vagina | |
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| purple peach: A swollen labial/vaginal area that that has the appearance of a small Purple Peach. This condition is usually caused by vaginal stimulation such as heavy rubbing, sucking or pumping. The outer labial folds can be increased in size by as much as 2 to 3 times the normal condition with the use of a vaginal/labial pump. The pumped labia will be hyper-sensitive and will come to resemble a swollen bubble known as a Purple Peach. - See also: Cunt Bubble; and, Bubble Cunt. | |
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| purple pear: A severely infected penis that is comparable to the blue waffle (see blue waffle) | |
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| purple bird: A pejorative term used by ignorant and jealous white people form Bozeman Montana for the Afro-American penis | |
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| purple cat: A nude picture sent via cell phone. | |
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| purple cow: A beverage made with vanilla ice cream and grape soda. Similar to a root beer float, but with Grape soda instead. Super Delicious!! | |
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| purple dragon: An act in which you slap soneone in the face with your wang leaving a sometimes purple welt, hence "purple dragon." | |
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| purple eagle: 1. (noun, verb) A rare solo sexual position where a man bends his torso forward and inadvertedly inserts his genitalia into his own ass. This is usually done while wearing a flamboyant purple shirt. | |
| 2. (figurative verb) Fucking yourself over at a very inopportune time | |
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| purple frog: A death omen. | |
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| purple goat: Bob the Purple Goat, #'s one to infinite. So long as we can count, so long will there be Bob. | |
| Bob the Purple Goat is a creation of Matt, AKA Gwd/xGwdx. Bob was originally intended to be the basis of a story involving a talking horse, a senile old woman, a large red wood and a semi. Bob died within this story, having been eaten by the talking horse. After that, Bob was used many times afterwards for various stories, jokes, and as a character of roleplays. Whenever Bob perishes, a new Bob will take that Purple Goat's place. This new Bob often comes from seemingly no where, but does in fact come from somewhere. That place just happens to be no where. Try and contact Gwd if you would like that explanation further spoken of. | |
| There are three Bob's worth special mention. #15, whom was a complete idiot. #13, who was a gift to Amy/Chibi Monkey, whom was also the worst case of Bad Luck and jinxing anyone has ever experience(Died quickly, obviously). | |
| The third was #42. 42/Forty-Two is the mightiest of all Bob's. A demi-god of the line of Purple Goats, 42 was/will be quite worshipped. | |
| Bob the Purple Goat is a creation of Matt, AKA Gwd/xGwdx. Anyone whom uses a Purple Goat in any form is a copy-cat, and should be punished immediately. Renamed or not, any Purple Goats not used by Matt is a poser, probably not named Bob, does not deserve the name Bob, and most likely isn't worth a single mention. | |
| The only exception for the use of Bob the Purple Goat is Trish, AKA Angel/Aku_Itatchi/[A-Chan] who has permission and full rights to the use of Bob. | |
| As of the typing of this definition, Bob is currently #36. | |
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| purple goose: A purple goose is when a male chokes his penis till it turns purple then puts a goose call in their partnes mouth and proceed to screw a girl in the butt unknowingly untill she blows the call.[anal] [dick] [alaskan pipeline] | |
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| purple hippo: n.) | |
| 1.) slang term for a very large draw on a marijuana bowl packed huge with some fat buds. Usually associated with the action of ['swimming']. | |
| 2.) an animal in the amphibius species of the Hippopotamus genus. Resides typically in warm, tropical climate. The terms originate in the Greek words for "river" and "horses". | |
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| purple horse: Usually mistaken for unicorns. Purple horses are one of our biggest threats because they eat brains. They live in vases (kind of like genies) and are known to be purple. | |
| The only known way to kill a purple horse is to cut of it's tail and then make it into won tons that go in a soup that you then feed to the horse. No tests with guns or knives have been conducted as of yet because the soup one was more practical. | |
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| purple otter: When a guy and girl are in the 69 position...a guy will clench down on the girls clit with his teeth and then start smacking her in the face with his dick. | |
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| purple pig: 1.(n) a pig that has been dyed purple. | |
| 2.(adj) word referring to one who is [weird] or out of the ordinary. | |
| 3.(adj) word used to describe someone who has fucked your mother; [mother fucker] | |
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| purple snake: The Purple Snake when someone or you squeeze the penis so hard that it turns purple. It is generally a rare occurrence, but it can still occur. | |
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| purple spider: thizz pills also refered to as: thizz, e, x, and xtc | |
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| purple tiger: An act of wrapping a/your penis with fishing wire till it turns purple and swollen with the string making it look like stripes | |
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| purple turkey: A black woman's vagina. | |
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| purple whale: What else would a purple fucking whale be. A purple whale is a purple whale. God you're all a bunch of twats | |
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| purple black: Someone whos' skin is so dark that it is no longer considered black. It turns to a sort of purplish color. | |
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| purple fire: When you've eaten something that really does not agree with you and you fart purple fire. | |
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| purple forest: outrageous looking homo sapiens female | |
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| purple sky: The act of giving someone oral and anal pleasure. The words [snoodle] and [fargler] both can be used here | |
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| red apple: The made up cigarette brand in Tarantino's movies. | |
| Four Rooms, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill: Volume 1 and in Deathproof. | |
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| red banana: Banana with a Reddish color | |
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| red berry: When you have sex for the first time and she bleeds all over the bed | |
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| red cherry: When a girl is giving a guy a bj and towards the end the guy grabs her head and forces it up and down rappidly (throat fucking) then lifts up her head and punches her in the fuckin face | |
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| red mango: 1) When a woman over indulges on a clitoral stimulation pump causing her clitoris to become red and a little swollen resembling a red mango | |
| 2) A frozen yogurt chain | |
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| red bear: A bear often found in the Amazon, which originated in Czechoslovakia. This once Albino bear lived peacefully until it was almost wiped out during WW1 after the Americans learned of the Germans utilization of them. Of this Bear "Genocide" only two survived, and they became very depressed and often cut themselves. Once the war was over they decided to move to the amazon, so they headed south to South-West Africa to depart. Once in the water these two Bears began to have children (They have children in the same manner that gremlins spawn off the backs of others when wet). During this long swim across the ocean the Bears noticed their children's skin and fur was red (Which is wear there name comes from). Once they arrived in South America and reached the Amazon there was just 231 of these rare bears alive. These bears also brought over a now endangered tree known as the Czech Great Oak, which provided a water free cover over there land (This is what many scientists believe to keep them from taking over the world). | |
| Then in early 2009 Zack, Jason and myself discovered these bears on a trip to the amazon, and now we have one in the Brookfield Zoo. | |
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| red bird: The female version of the Spider-Man. | |
| While on her period the female pulls bloody discharge from her vagina and flings it in the face of the male while cawing. | |
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| red cat: Cheap ass Chinese knockoffs of Honda [ATV]s (four wheelers). | |
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| red deer: The BEST city in Alberta. Located between Edmonton and Calgary, it is at the center of the Albertan heartland. It's a clean city filled with parks, 3 excellent high schools and various shopping centers, it is an amazing city to live in. | |
| Individuals who live outside this city often are very ignorant of this city. In fact, some, such as the clueless cretins who posted absurd definitions of this city, haven't got an inkling of what this city is about. They are usually retard, fag homos who happen to cross Gasoline Alley and think that's the City of Red Deer. | |
| Red Deer rocks! | |
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| red dog: Police, when u see the lights on the top of a cop car flash. "red" dogs | |
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| red dragon: While receiving a BJ, at the point of climax, the male pushes his junk to the back of the bitches mouth. Then he continues to tickle her, punch her in the stomach, or gag her, so that the manjuice streams out of her nose. After a [white dragon] is accomplished, the male proceeds to punch the bitch in the nose, thus resulting in a cum/blood projection. | |
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| red duck: someone who quacks like a duck while boning a girl with their bloody penis | |
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| red eagle: A disturbing sexual act whilst a girl is on her period. | |
| The sexual partner will go down on the girl to perform cunnilinugus. Upon reaching her vagina, a tampon string will be discovered. This will then be grabbed using teeth and pulled out. | |
| Pulling out is only the first part of the act. Now the attending must shake their head vigorously from side to side, ensuring the tampon splats on both the left and right face cheeks, thus creating a blood splatter in the shape of an eagle. Hence the 'Red Eagle.' | |
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| red fish: red chewy candy that the coolest people alive can only eat, but hold on tight because they jump out of your hands often ; even when you dont know it ! | |
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| red fox: A cool laid back guy who just acts like himself and gets chicks | |
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| red goat: another name for a red head | |
| This name was made coz when i was in italy a crazy man called my bro a red goat. | |
| coz my bro was chewing green chewy lol so he looked like he was chewing grass. hahaha | |
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| red goose: A mixed drink made with Grey Goose® Vodka and Red Bull® energy drink over ice. | |
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| red horse: popular beer originating from the Philippines. | |
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| red lion: A town where the most violence goes down within the school district. | |
| The home of some cheap-ass mother who couldn't get her son into college without altering his transcript and SAT scores. | |
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| red mouse: a used bloody tampon | |
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| red rat: a bad way of saying halfbreed | |
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| red snake: When your fuckin a girl so hard that she starts bleeding, and you pull your dick out and make it wiggle like a red snake while "spitting your venom" on her face. | |
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| red tiger: When after sex the man pulls out and discovers both his Johnson and nuts are throughly drenched with period blood. | |
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| red turkey: When you slap someone so hard its red and shaped like a turkey, and i hurts like a mofo! | |
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| red whale: A large redheaded human blob closely resembling an autistic whale. | |
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| red wolf: A RedWolf is From Burney,California around Arrow wood street and is the undisputed king of fighting in Burney. Also known as Redman has never lost a fight. RECORD:45 WINS 0 LOSSES. | |
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| red forest: when a girl is on her menstrual cycle and her pubic hair gets covered with blood | |
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| red gold: When in the act of fucking a girl, you begin to pound deeper and harder until you strike red gold. | |
| Making a girl bleed when she isn't on her period. | |
| A play on the word "Black Gold" which is oil and can be looked at striking it rich | |
| It can only be attained by guys with: | |
| A. Huge Rods | |
| B. Sever Dick Curves | |
| C. Guys with stubble on their dicks that can cut a pussy hole | |
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| red green: The greatest mind Canada has produced. A philosopher who puts profound wisdom into words any man can understand. A guiding light for the unwashed who will be greatly missed. Without Red Green the decline of western culture can only become worse. | |
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| red sky: An alcoholic drink: | |
| A red bull mixed with sky vodka. | |
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| red steel: A video game, rated 'T' for the wii. | |
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| silver apple: The ultimate brown noser. Comes from when students would give their teacher an apple on her desk at the start of the day. Well this kid would bring a silver apple to suck up as hard as humanly possible. | |
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| silver bear: An old hairy man that's a beast in bed. Most of the time they're fat | |
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| silver bird: A vehicle that is no longer functioning but still kept and repaired over and over again by its Earthsave attendin', "ehhhh" moanin', tittie starin', head wipin', picture obsessin', ninja worryin', heel scratchin', Dan botherin', owner. | |
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| silver dragon: When you take a test tube of mercury and pour it in the female's vagina and fuck her nonstop until your cum mixes with the mercury making a glittering milky silver-toned substance | |
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| silver eagle: A sexual act, where the female lies on the bed, on her back, with her legs spread wide. The male proceeds to wrap himself from head to toe, in silver tin foil. He then takes a run up and does a knee first dive onto the bed and with great accuracy inserts his penis into the womans vagina. | |
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| silver fish: A primitive insect with a silvery, iridescent body, found living in damp or rotting wood. Silverfish are often associated, like roaches, with squalor, tenement living, and general poverty. | |
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| silver fox: An attractive older man. Generally, one that has gray hair and is often desired by younger women. | |
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| silver otter: A Silver Otter in the gay world is exactly what it sounds like, it is the silver fox version of the otter, which is a hairy gay man who is more slender than a bear. | |
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| silver whale: Kinda like a Bremelo; referring to unattractive women that frequent or reside in Silverdale, WA with the intent or inclination to pursue relations with US Naval personnel stationed there. She can frequently be distinguished by, but are not limited to, women wearing satin jackets with ship names on them or having noticeably half-permed hairstyles. | |
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| silver wolf: an alcoholics drink. vodka usually somewhere from $5-$10 USD for a liter. Minnesota's crunk drink for kids who dont give a fuck. | |
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| silver gold: It is a dude with a perfect penis that is worth it's weight in silver and gold | |
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| silver spring: Located in Montgomery County, Maryland. Known for it's bad traffic, true-to-their-home students, late night drag racing on University Boulevard, a two minute drive from the University of Maryland, and great girls who know how to combine great athletic abilities and good looks into one. | |
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| sky bear: The number one most terrible carnivore this ugly earth has ever seen. It has the powerful body of a grizzly bear, with the sky tearing wings of a mega-hawk. Skybear attacks are precursed by the terrible screech-roar of this giga-creature. | |
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| sky cat: verb, one who takes high risks, but always comes out standing or on top even if there is a failure | |
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| sky cow: The transport helicopter used by the MEC and PLA forces in [Battlefield 2]. Slow, ponderous and easily shot down. | |
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| sky dog: Nickname for the late guitarist [Duane Allman]. The name is a combination of a nickname that was given to him by [Wilson Pickett], "Skyman" (because he liked to get high) and "Dog" (because of Duane's muttonchops). | |
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| sky dragon: Skydragon | |
| As a Noun: | |
| A. a guy who many people consider to be gay but actually has a girlfriend who he is very dedicated to. | |
| B. an emotional man verging on gay | |
| As a Verb: | |
| To pretend to be gay to get close to a girl and then tell her that you're not and ask her out. | |
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| sky fish: Known in some internet circles as a pedantic, aggressive and elitist type of forum poster. | |
| His constant harassing of other posters and pinpoint accurate acidic comments always manage to annoy everybody. | |
| His attitude is at the origin of the now commonly used expression "Fuck You Skyfish!" which is standardly used as a response to his posts. | |
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| sky horse: (n.) The suffocating stench of horse shit on the breeze, shortly after manure has been spread or during the spring thaw when the stables make their presence olfactorily known. The term stems from the primitive mystical cult of the Great Horse in the Sky -- Sky Horse. The phenomenon of Sky Horse is particularly well known at rural colleges. | |
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| sky kitten: Common household fly. | |
| Name inspired by PETAs '[Sea Kitten]' campaign to re-brand fish as cute animals and their subsequent objections to Barack Obama's killing of a fly during a news conference. | |
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| sky pig: An ugly, fat stewardess. | |
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| sky rat: A pigeon. Also known as an [air rat]. | |
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| sky spider: Helicopters being all freaky and murderous up in the air with big evil blades the right size for death and the chop-chop slice-slice blood. | |
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| sky whale: An airplane | |
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| sky blue: Sky Blue can mean anything positive. It is a state of mind. | |
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| sky fire: A simply amazing melodic death/progressive/power metal band from Sweden featuring skilled songwriting, dreamlike keyboards, and excessively fast riffs. There sound is comparable to Children of Bodom, but they have a slightly different approach. | |
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| spring fox: when a man wants to have sex with a hairy girl during the spring months only. | |
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| steel lemon: a hard exterior nobody can hurt your feelings. | |
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| steel bear: A pro in RuneScape who often wears the "bearhead" and full steel (no helm). | |
| Often used to describe wannabe noobs. | |
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| steel bird: An airplane. | |
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| steel dragon: The best band ever from the best movie ever, Rock Star. Marky Mark represent! | |
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| steel eagle: A Classic Rock Cover Band that started in Greenwich village NYC, The cover band | |
| was founded for one mission to bring back classic rock in the face of a growing | |
| Pop and Rap audience. The band Plays a authentic sounding cover of such bands as | |
| ACDC, Guns N Roses, Journey, Rolling stones, MEttalica, VAn HAlen, LEd Zeppelin | |
| and many more. | |
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| steel horse: a motorcycle. Sometimes considered the modern version of a horse from the old west. It often symbolizes being a loner, and outcast, or an outlaw. | |
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| steel sky: An oppressive society with no escape 2. A "do or die" situation. | |
| Originated in 1994 Dos game "Beneath a Steel Sky" by Revolution. | |
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| white apple: a white apple is a very potent type of Ecstasy, or MDMA,. | |
| They typically are all white and have an apple on them but not always | |
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| white banana: A white penis, or a misheard lyric from Foxx's "Wipe Me Down." You decide. | |
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| white berry: A device used by a tightwad co-worker in response to other coworker's new Blackberrys. It is composed of two parts: a piece of paper folded into a pocket-sized pad, and a pencil. The upgraded Whiteberry replaces the pencil with a more expensive writing utensil, typically a ball-point pen. | |
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| white chili: When a man cums in a girls mouth and before swallowing, she tea-bags the mans nuts and blows bubbles. | |
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| white grape: grapes that are actually green | |
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| white bear: A man's man. The hairiest of all aryans. He can braid his chest hair and back hair together and jump rope sideways with it. A true lover of the game of basketball, but an even bigger lover of Dwight "my man in the banana hammock" Howard. White bears enjoy muscular men, dark chocolate, and appreciates it when a female bear wears dwight howard gear. Not to be confused with a brother on the down low. White bears are a unique species of protein-shake drinking, addicted to big black broad shoulders, homework doing studs who one day will find a way to mate with the Chocolate God of his dreams | |
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| white bird: A male ejaculation. Splooge. Jizz, etc. | |
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| white cat: Sustained emotional high / plateau. | |
| as opposed to a Black Dog; Winstone Churchill's synonym for his depressive moods. | |
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| white crow: 1)A malevolent omen; an indication of bad things to come. 2) a Trojan horse; something that at first seems great but turns out to be a disaster. | |
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| white dog: freshly distilled whiskey. when whiskey comes out of the still it is clear, it isn't until is has been aged in wood casks that it turns brown and develops it's signature characteristics. white dog is basically low proof moonshine. | |
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| white dragon: Post coitus, a man ejaculates into their partner's mouth and then proceeds to tickle their partner to cause them to laugh forcing the ejaculate through their nasal cavities and shoot out of their nose, thus creating white whiskers resembling that of a dragon's. | |
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| white fish: A [dank] little town in the northern hills of Montana. Often considered synonymous with millionaires and snobs, though this is a misconception. The true residents are down-to-earth chill stoners who do what they can to buy a ski pass next season. They love nature and are bred with a hateful passion towards the local police department. | |
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| white fox: The white fox is rare but can still be found. A white fox is like a [cougar] that is older and has grey/white hair and is still attractive given her age. A white fox hunts for young men to hook up with in the same manner as a cougar. A white fox is usually in her 50's. | |
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| white horse: Heroin. As contrasted with [white pony], slang for cocaine, in the 1983 pop hit "White Horse" by music group "Laid Back". | |
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| white lion: A sweet Metal band from the 80's and early 90's. | |
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| white mouse: A slang name for the drug [cocaine] | |
| Cocaine is a stimulant extracted and refined from the Coca plant grown mostly in South America. | |
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| white owl: easy to roll blunts and are cheap | |
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| white pig: A term used to describe a person who has just injested a large serving of dairy products. | |
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| white rat: a dirty tampon mostly found in a sewer system. indigenous to the mid western united states | |
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| white shark: A highly potenet sativa strand of Marajuana | |
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| white sheep: Opposite of [black sheep]. The only good person in a group of bad people. | |
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| white snake: 1. excellent metal band founded in late 70's by former Deep Purple member David Coverdale. | |
| 2. penis | |
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| white spider: when you manage to cum on your bitch and have the cum drip from all sides. you then yell WHITE SPIDER and smile | |
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| white tiger: A large-breasted Asian girl. It is derived from the notion that White Tigers are considered rare, exotic animals. Someone with [yellow fever] is likely to seek out a white tiger. | |
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| white turkey: when cocaine is done on thanksgiving and none of the parties involved consume food or a general slang term for cocaine | |
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| white whale: Something you obsess over to the point that it nearly or completely destroys you. An obsession that becomes your ultimate goal in life; one that your life now completely encircles and defines you. | |
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| white wolf: Table top role-playing game, which was a million times better than DnD until the new generation books were released/ they sold out. The series takes place in a "World of Darkness" for a modern setting, though there are variations of each of the older sets set in historical settings, including the Middle Ages, the Renaissance, and Western Pioneering. | |
| The original series was created in the mid-'90s and covered Vampire: the Masquarade and Kindred of the East, Werewolf: the Appocalypse, Mage: the Assension, Wraith: the Oblivion, Demon: the Fallen, Changeling: the Dreaming, Hunter: the Reckoning, and Mummy: the Ressurection (which doesn't really exist). Each sysytem in the series is pretty much self explanitory, have sub-races and can be mixed together. There were plenty of supliments, but only for details desired by the hardcore gamer or the more creative and dimentional storyteller (dungeon masters for WW), and most weren't pricey, as they were usually paperbacks. The games could be easily played with just the corebook for whichever system you played. | |
| Next came Exalted, which is a pre-World of Darkness universe that draws parallels to the old series, but bore a more DnD-like feel, setting-wise. This game was still excellent and preceeds the sell-out period. Orpheus, a new World of Darkness title that revolved around a scientific experiment to explore life-after-death, was the final core series to be released before long-time fans had their hearts broken. | |
| The New World of Darkness came out in the mid-2000s, starting with a core book just for the human side of the WoD, and currently only covers Vampire: the Requiem, Werewolf: the Forsaken, and Mage: the Awakening. Buy all the suppliments and kiss that college tuition, n00b. No, really; that's how they set it up. And they're all hardcovers. Lame. | |
| White Wolf RPGs are played a level-free system, meaning that points in ceratin abilities determined your ability to do complex actions in the game, rather than being a "must be level 12" fiend. Character sheets, which are supplied in the books, cover these abilities and attributes and allow for a character to be developed on paper more as an alternative identity rather than a character made only for battle and healing. Occupations and locations are mostly free range. | |
| The game is played with pencil and paper and action successes are determined soley with a pool of ten-sided dice, rather than the various sided-dice in DnD. Example, a character wants to sneek past a guard. The storyteller might tell the player to roll their perception and subterfuge, and that the difficulty is 7. The player will add up the number of points they have in subterfuge and perception and roll that many dice. The number of rolled dice that are even or greater than 7 decide as to whether or not the character snuck by successfully and how well or poorly they did. A dice rolled as 1 will damage your results (horribly so if you had no successes), while a 0/10 will cause automatic success or cancel out a 1. | |
| The World of Darkness is extreemly well researched to the point in which it's not that uncommon to see a fan thinking that White Wolf created a DiVinci Code-esque cover up for real were-wolves and vampires, dispite the disclaimer put in each book. | |
| White Wolf also produces board games, video games, novels, and cardgames. The best of the cardgames created by the company is Pimp: the Backhanding, which parodies the Wizards of the Coasts' Magic: the Gathering. | |
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| white black: Josh, Chad, and Colin | |
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| white fire: 1) Semen being ejaculated with great thrust resembling fire being blown from a dragon's mouth. | |
| 2) male ejaculation. | |
| 3) Human Male DNA sprayed as would a flame thrower upon a desired specimen. | |
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| white forest: Nickname for [Wake Forest University] because 96% of students self-identify as Caucasian. | |
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| white gold: Sugar, as coined by one Homer Simpson. Based off of the common nickname for oil, Black Gold. | |
| see also Texas Tea Sweetener | |
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| white sky: A term used while smoking meth. It is the smoke blown out of your mouth that is completely white having an appearance of a white cloud. | |
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| yellow cherry: The testicles of a Chinese person. | |
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| yellow bird: a person's true love; the one person they are both externally and internally, both consciously and subconsciously attached to with the realization that those feelings will never die; the one person that they know they can't live without | |
| if they find this person, they are the luckiest in the world. if not, they are eternally screwed. | |
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| yellow cat: Street slang for heroin. | |
| Referenced in the Sublime song "Greatest Hits" in the lyric: | |
| "Well I got my yellow cat and my wooden baseball bat." | |
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| yellow dog: Verb - To Yellowdog : A consensual sex act that starts with the pouring of olive oil on another's anus and to insert a funnel into that anus and finally to urinate into said funnel. | |
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| yellow dove: The act of Anal intercourse ... And the male instead of Cumming in the ass, musters all power and pees in her butt. Also a special operations forces drink in Iraq and Afghanistan, being Jim beam and mountain dew. | |
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| yellow dragon: When an individual is urinating into another individuals mouth and while doing so the individual urinating hits the individual swallowing in the back of the head causing them to cough the urine out of their nose, thus a yellow dragon. | |
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| yellow tiger: "Yellow tigers" is yet another code name for the act of urination, it is common amongst people that communicate with a certain "slav" individual. | |
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| yellow turkey: When you throw up on a guys dick while giving him head. | |
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| yellow gold: Define : Same as golden showers . Refers to urine. | |
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| yellow spring: A small town in Ohio who residents are so in love with how "tolerant" they are, that they don't realize just how intolerant they are of anyone who doesn't share their worldview. Anything that could potentially be cool about the town is ruined by the residents. | |
| For example, one may think that going on a guided hike in Glen Helen would be a fun time. However, such a hike is infected by the "young men with a cause" who show up for it, and spend the entire hike talking about their cause to each other and bragging about what they have done for their cause. | |
| Also, a potentially cool store like Dark Star comics is ruined by the million buttons and bumper stickers that one has to deal with with that contain angry and hateful slogans towards anyone who doesn't share the leftist political views of the typical yellow springs resident. | |
| Other examples include the local head shop being filled with "You steal you suck" signs and etc etc etc. | |
| Basically, it's a town that claims to embrace diversity and hate fundamentalism, but in all actually it's a homogeneous | |
| fundamentalist cesspool for the self-appointed "prophets" of the far left. | |
| In conclusion, you'll hear more preaching after spending 30 minutes in Yellow Springs then you'll hear from a listening to a years worth of sermons at church. | |
| Done in 754.71s. |
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