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This is a bunch of stuff relating to the localhost ip taken off bash.org. Apologies to all the non-technically minded people...

#60852
<Numi> hey, can you guys just check a site out and tell me if it's up?
<Haddock> depends, what is it?
<Numi> just my apache server, it works for me but seems to be down for anyone else
<Haddock> alright, what's the address?
<Numi> http://127.0.0.1
<Haddock> ......
<Haddock> ...Yeah, it's up.

#38640
<Myren> someone ping flood this bastard please: 127.0.0.1
<darthv> ok
*** darthv has quit IRC (Ping timeout)

#742386
<HaX.1337> U're all lame as hell here!!!!! I can hack u all in no time! just tell me your ip and u're dead!
<Maler.home> try mine
<Maler.home> 127.0.0.1
*** Signoff: HaX.1337 (Connection reset by peer)
<Damz|dispute> wow. never thought such a retard nick can get his hands on something actually working xD

But there's even more... I saved the best for last.

This is a transcript of the worlds dumbest hacker on an IRC channel. The original can be found here: http://www.jellyslab.com/~bteo/hacker.htm. The comments are not mine, they belong to the original poster of the dialog.

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> why do you kick me
<bitchchecker> can't you discus normally
<bitchchecker> answer!
<Elch> we didn't kick you
<Elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
<bitchchecker> what ping man
<bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right
<bitchchecker> i even have dst
<bitchchecker> you banned me
<bitchchecker> amit it you son of a bitch
<HopperHunter|afk> LOL
<HopperHunter|afk> shit you're stupid, DST^^
<bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
<bitchchecker> for two weaks already
<bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
<Elch> You're a real computer expert
<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
<Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
<Elch> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
<Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
<Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<Elch> Now I'm frightened
<bitchchecker> shut up you'll be gone
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<bitchchecker> say goodbye
<Elch> to whom?
<bitchchecker> to you man
<bitchchecker> buy buy
<Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
<Metanot> lol
<Elch> bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
<bitchchecker> you're so stupid man
<bitchchecker> say buy buy
<Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
<bitchchecker> buy buy elch
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch
<Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you?
<Elch> What's up bitchchecker?
<bitchchecker> you have a frie wal
<bitchchecker> fire wall
<Elch> maybe, i don't know
<bitchchecker> i'm 26
<Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
<Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
<Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
<bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
<bitchchecker> be a man turn that shit off
<Elch> cool, didn't know this was possible.
<bitchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
<Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
<Elch> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
<Metanot> he bitchchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
<bitchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
<Metanot> what firewall do you have?
<bitchchecker> like a girl
<Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
<He> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
<bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
<Elch> Noo
<Metanot> he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
<bitchchecker> you're afraid
<bitchchecker> i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
<bitchchecker> elch turn off your shit wall!
<Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
<bitchchecker> shut up
<Metanot> lol
<bitchchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
<bitchchecker> and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall

He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.

<Elch> bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
<Metanot> bitchhacker can't hack
<Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^
<bitchchecker> wort man
<Elch> bitchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
<Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
<bitchchecker> man do you want a virus
<bitchchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
<Metanot> lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^
<Elch> 127.0.0.1
<Elch> it's easy
<bitchchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
<bitchchecker> and are the first files being deleted
<Elch> mom...
<Elch> i'll take a look

In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?

<bitchchecker> don't need to rescue you can't son of a bitch
<Elch> that's bad
<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<Elch> yes, there's nothing i can do about it
<bitchchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone

Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.

<bitchchecker> tupac rules
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too

Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted.... Or isn't it happening on my computer?

<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<He> why doesn't meta say anything
<Elch> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
<Black<TdV>> ^^
<bitchchecker> your d: is gone
<He> go on BITCH

The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.

<bitchchecker> elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
<bitchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent

Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "bitchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.
	This is a bunch of stuff relating to the localhost ip taken off bash.org. Apologies to all the non-technically minded people...

	#60852
	<Numi> hey, can you guys just check a site out and tell me if it's up?
	<Haddock> depends, what is it?
	<Numi> just my apache server, it works for me but seems to be down for anyone else
	<Haddock> alright, what's the address?
	<Numi> http://127.0.0.1
	<Haddock> ......
	<Haddock> ...Yeah, it's up.

	#38640
	<Myren> someone ping flood this bastard please: 127.0.0.1
	<darthv> ok
	*** darthv has quit IRC (Ping timeout)

	#742386
	<HaX.1337> U're all lame as hell here!!!!! I can hack u all in no time! just tell me your ip and u're dead!
	<Maler.home> try mine
	<Maler.home> 127.0.0.1
	*** Signoff: HaX.1337 (Connection reset by peer)
	<Damz\|dispute> wow. never thought such a retard nick can get his hands on something actually working xD

	But there's even more... I saved the best for last.

	This is a transcript of the worlds dumbest hacker on an IRC channel. The original can be found here: http://www.jellyslab.com/~bteo/hacker.htm. The comments are not mine, they belong to the original poster of the dialog.

	* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
	* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
	<bitchchecker> why do you kick me
	<bitchchecker> can't you discus normally
	<bitchchecker> answer!
	<Elch> we didn't kick you
	<Elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
	<bitchchecker> what ping man
	<bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right
	<bitchchecker> i even have dst
	<bitchchecker> you banned me
	<bitchchecker> amit it you son of a bitch
	<HopperHunter\|afk> LOL
	<HopperHunter\|afk> shit you're stupid, DST^^
	<bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
	<bitchchecker> for two weaks already
	<bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
	<Elch> You're a real computer expert
	<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
	<Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
	<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
	<Elch> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
	<Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
	<Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
	<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
	<Elch> Now I'm frightened
	<bitchchecker> shut up you'll be gone
	<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
	<bitchchecker> say goodbye
	<Elch> to whom?
	<bitchchecker> to you man
	<bitchchecker> buy buy
	<Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
	* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

	What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.

	* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
	<bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
	<Metanot> lol
	<Elch> bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
	<bitchchecker> you're so stupid man
	<bitchchecker> say buy buy
	<Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
	<bitchchecker> buy buy elch
	* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

	There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.

	* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
	<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch
	<Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you?
	<Elch> What's up bitchchecker?
	<bitchchecker> you have a frie wal
	<bitchchecker> fire wall
	<Elch> maybe, i don't know
	<bitchchecker> i'm 26
	<Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
	<Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
	<Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
	<bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
	<bitchchecker> be a man turn that shit off
	<Elch> cool, didn't know this was possible.
	<bitchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
	<Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
	<Elch> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
	<Metanot> he bitchchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
	<bitchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
	<Metanot> what firewall do you have?
	<bitchchecker> like a girl
	<Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
	<He> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
	<bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
	<Elch> Noo
	<Metanot> he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
	<bitchchecker> you're afraid
	<bitchchecker> i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
	<bitchchecker> elch turn off your shit wall!
	<Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
	<bitchchecker> shut up
	<Metanot> lol
	<bitchchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
	<bitchchecker> and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall

	He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.

	<Elch> bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
	<Metanot> bitchhacker can't hack
	<Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^
	<bitchchecker> wort man
	<Elch> bitchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
	<Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
	<bitchchecker> man do you want a virus
	<bitchchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
	<Metanot> lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^
	<Elch> 127.0.0.1
	<Elch> it's easy
	<bitchchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
	<bitchchecker> and are the first files being deleted
	<Elch> mom...
	<Elch> i'll take a look

	In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?

	<bitchchecker> don't need to rescue you can't son of a bitch
	<Elch> that's bad
	<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
	<Elch> yes, there's nothing i can do about it
	<bitchchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone

	Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.

	<bitchchecker> tupac rules
	<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too

	Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted.... Or isn't it happening on my computer?

	<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
	<He> why doesn't meta say anything
	<Elch> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
	<Black<TdV>> ^^
	<bitchchecker> your d: is gone
	<He> go on BITCH

	The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.

	<bitchchecker> elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
	<bitchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent

	Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?

	* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

	Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "bitchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.