If The Rock wrote Javascript

the_rock_fibonacci.js

//
//    IF YOU SMELLL...
//
var WHAT_THE_ROCK_IS_COOKIN = function THE_PEOPLES_FIBONACCI(IT_DOESNT_MATTER_WHAT_SIZE_YOU_WANT) {

    var ONE = 0,
        TWO = 1,
        WHOS_NEXT, KO = 2,
        THE_ROCK_SAYS = [ONE, TWO];

    try {
        if (IT_DOESNT_MATTER_WHAT_SIZE_YOU_WANT < 2) {
            throw {
                name: "ERROR",
                message: "YOU CAN'T USE LESS THAN 2 JABRONI"
            };
        }

        // THE ROCK DOESN'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK ASSCLOWN
        IT_DOESNT_MATTER_WHAT_SIZE_YOU_WANT = Math.floor(Math.random() * (15 - 2 + 1)) + 2;

        while (KO++ < IT_DOESNT_MATTER_WHAT_SIZE_YOU_WANT) {
            WHOS_NEXT = ONE + TWO;
            ONE = TWO;
            TWO = WHOS_NEXT;
            THE_ROCK_SAYS.push(WHOS_NEXT);
        }

        return THE_ROCK_SAYS;

    } catch (err) {
        return 'THE ROCK IS TIRED OF FIXING YOUR ERRORS\n' + err.message;
    } finally {
        // THE ROCK ...
        //
        //
        //  
        //
        //
        // HAS COME BACK 
        //
        // TO JAVASCRIPT  
    }
}