status.js

'use strict';

 var request = require('request'),
     csv = require('fast-csv'),
     validUrl = require('valid-url'),
     baseRequest = request.defaults({
         followRedirect: false,
         followAllRedirects: false
     });

 if (process.argv.length < 2) {
     console.log("Usage: status.js FILE [HOST] [STATUS]");
     process.exit(1);
 }

 var csvFile = process.argv[2],
     hostName = process.argv[3] || 'cms.qa.vocativ.com',
     expectedStatus = process.argv[4] || 200;

 var read_csv_file = function(file, row_callback, done_callback) {
     csv
         .fromPath(file)
         .on('data', row_callback)
         .on('end', done_callback);
 };

 var http_status_code = function(url, callback) {
     if (validUrl.isUri(url) == false) {
         return callback('Invalid URL', url, 0);
     }

     baseRequest.head(url, function(error, response, body) {
         if (error) {
             return callback(error.code, url, 0);
         }

         return callback(null, url, response.statusCode);
     });
 }

 read_csv_file(csvFile, function(row) {
     var testUrl = 'http://' + hostName + row;

     http_status_code(testUrl, function(error, url, statusCode) {
         if (error == null) {
             if (statusCode == expectedStatus) {
                 // Do nothing
             } else {
                 console.log(url, statusCode);
             }
         } else {
             console.error(error, url, statusCode);
         }
     });
 }, function() {
     // Donesies
 });

Here's how I've been using this:

$ time node status.js final.csv www.qa.vocativ.com 200

And

$ time node status.js 301.csv www.qa.vocativ.com 301