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Glen is a wandering developer who has been working with Perl for around 15 years, and still uses it because of Mojolicious. He created the Mojocasts, dabbles in iPhone apps, hates imperative coding, and believes that state doesn’t exist, but is rather a derivative of reality.

When he has the time, he plans on writing the accounting system to end all accounting system, at least until version 2, 
when some company purchases it and decides to rewrite it all in imperative Python, at which point he will lose all faith in humanity and dissapate into the aether.