noah.py

#!/usr/bin/env python3

# oh god why 
# https://i.redd.it/azecoqeevyv41.jpg

operators = [ "+", "-", "*" ]
output = ""
output += """#!/usr/bin/env python3

# why is it 'sign' lol what a shit variable name
signs = [ "+", "-", "*" ]
num1 = input("Enter the first number: ")
sign = input("Enter the sign ({}): ".format(", ".join(signs)))
if not sign in signs:
    print("Invalid sign '{}' so the program is exiting cause I don't know how to use loops".format(sign))
    quit() 
num2 = input("Enter the second number: ")
num1 = int(num1)
num2 = int(num2)

"""

start = 1
# I tried 32 but then I got a runtime error: RecursionError: maximum recursion depth exceeded during compilation
end = 26        
first = True

for i in range(start, end):
    for op in operators:
       for j in range(start, end):
            cnd = "if" if first else "elif"
            output += "{} num1 == {} and sign == '{}' and num2 == {}:\n".format(cnd, i, op, j)
            answer = eval("{} {} {}".format(i, op, j))
            output += "    print({})\n".format(answer)
            first = False

output += """else:
    print("Sorry I don't know that one :(")
"""

print(output)