Oh god this is such a terrible idea

pycc.py

import timeit

# introducing a C primitive to the Python namespace for fun and profit
# if you're familiar with the way Python-C modules are usually built,
# you'll notice this is abstracting way a bunch of things,
# which may or may not be possible

# syntax: C <ret_type> <name>(...<params>...) with {<header>: <library>}
C str fn_name(int something) with {'stdio.h': 'stdlib', 'math.h': 'm'}:
    // blah blah blah
    something += 2;
    char *s = malloc(sizeof(char)*5000000000);
    return sprintf(s, "%d", something);

assert '22' == fn_name(20)