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therebelrobot / 450 x the bee movie script
Last active February 27, 2025 23:11 — forked from MattIPv4/bee movie script
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According_to_all_known_laws_of_aviation,_there_is_no_way_a_bee_should_be_able_to_fly._Its_wings_are_too_small_to_get_its_fat_little_body_off_the_ground._The_bee,_of_course,_flies_anyway_because_bees_don't_care_what_humans_think_is_impossible._Yellow,_black._Yellow,_black._Yellow,_black._Yellow,_black._Ooh,_black_and_yellow!_Let's_shake_it_up_a_little._Barry!_Breakfast_is_ready!_Coming!_Hang_on_a_second._Hello?_Barry?_Adam?_Can_you_believe_this_is_happening?_I_can't._I'll_pick_you_up._Looking_sharp._Use_the_stairs,_Your_father_paid_good_money_for_those._Sorry._I'm_excited._Here's_the_graduate._We're_very_proud_of_you,_son._A_perfect_report_card,_all_B's._Very_proud._Ma!_I_got_a_thing_going_here._You_got_lint_on_your_fuzz._Ow!_That's_me!_Wave_to_us!_We'll_be_in_row_118,000._Bye!_Barry,_I_told_you,_stop_flying_in_the_house!_Hey,_Adam._Hey,_Barry._Is_that_fuzz_gel?_A_little._Special_day,_graduation._Never_thought_I'd_make_it._Three_days_grade_school,_three_days_high_school._Those_were_awkward._Three_days_college.
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therebelrobot / package.json
Last active December 11, 2023 21:29
docker release npm scripts
{
"name": "<DOCKERHUB IMAGE NAME>",
"version": "1.0.0",
"private": true,
"publishConfig": {
"dockerhub": "<DOCKERHUB USERNAME>"
},
"scripts": {
"bump:major": "npm version major",
"bump:minor": "npm version minor",
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therebelrobot / getJSONvalue.js
Last active October 4, 2023 15:17
Google Sheets - AppScript - Get value from JSON cell
// This is the function to use in the cell
// e.g. =getJSONvalue(A2,"members.0.id")
// note: make sure you use double quotes!
function getJSONvalue(cell, path) {
try {
let content
try {
content = JSON.parse(cell);
} catch (e) {
return `Not JSON: ${cell}`
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therebelrobot / settings.json
Created November 10, 2021 20:36
Conventional Commit VSCode Settings
{
"conventionalCommits.showNewVersionNotes": false,
"conventionalCommits.autoCommit": false,
"conventionalCommits.gitmoji": true,
"conventionalCommits.emojiFormat": "emoji",
"conventionalCommits.lineBreak": " ",
"conventionalCommits.showEditor": true,
"conventionalCommits.editor.keepAfterSave": true
}
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therebelrobot / Command to run
Last active April 21, 2021 06:00
Infra Basics: What is a web server?
nginx -p `pwd`/ -c nginx.conf
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therebelrobot / .circleci-config.yml
Last active December 12, 2018 22:37
CircleCI Repeated Cron Job
# change defaults:docker:image for a different docker image
# change jobs:checkout:steps:restore_cache:keys and :save_cache:key to the file needed for checksum
# change jobs:checkout:steps:run to whatever is needed for dep installation
# change jobs:checkout:steps:save_cache:paths to the paths you'd like to cache between runs
# change task:steps:run:command to the bash command to run
# change workflows:repeated:triggers:schedule:cron to the appropriate cron syntax
# cron reference: https://www.unix.com/man-page/POSIX/1posix/crontab/
# cron recipes: https://alvinalexander.com/linux/unix-linux-crontab-every-minute-hour-day-syntax
defaults: &defaults
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therebelrobot / SketchSystems.spec
Created November 12, 2018 15:57
My Awesome Sketch
My Awesome Sketch
First State
some event -> Second State
Second State
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therebelrobot / Curl http > https redirect
Created May 15, 2018 21:02
Curl http > https redirect
curl -vL www.saleae.com
* Rebuilt URL to: www.saleae.com/
* Trying 151.101.66.49...
* TCP_NODELAY set
* Connected to www.saleae.com (151.101.66.49) port 80 (#0)
> GET / HTTP/1.1
> Host: www.saleae.com
> User-Agent: curl/7.54.0
> Accept: */*
>
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therebelrobot / serverless.yml
Created May 7, 2018 21:30
service: my-lambda
provider:
name: aws
region: us-east-1
profile: personal
functions:
legacyApiTransform:
runtime: nodejs6.10
events:
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therebelrobot / UserVoiceToken.js
Last active April 10, 2018 23:35
Uservoice SSO Token Generation (Node 8.x)
const crypto = require('crypto');
/**
* Convert a valid Uservoice user object into an SSO token
*
* Uservoice documentation: https://developer.uservoice.com/docs/single-sign-on/single-sign-on/
*
* ##### documented on 4/10/2018, 4:29:17 PM
*
* #### gotchas