therod

#!/bin/bash

# Install rbenv
# https://github.com/sstephenson/rbenv
cd ~

git clone git://github.com/sstephenson/rbenv.git .rbenv
echo 'export PATH="$HOME/.rbenv/bin:$PATH"' >> .bash_profile
echo 'eval "$(rbenv init -)"' >> .bash_profile

therod

I'm sorry, but I have to admit, there are things in this world, which are - unfortunately awesome.
Cars cause pollution, the environment suffers, but a fancy new ride is - unfortunately awesome.
I'm chewing on a crayon, mom tells me to 'Stop it!', but it relaxes me - unfortunately awesome.
Diagnosis: psychosis!, I don't care, a joint first thing in the morning - unfortunately awesome.
"Stop nuclear energy!" you hear them screaming and I charge my smartphone - unfortunately awesome.
Finally a new job, gotta' get up early in the morning, getting wasted in a pub - unfortunately awesome.
My teeth are rotten, but they don't hurt yet, I'm not going to the dentist - unfortunately awesome.
I'm decorating drunken friends, it's mean indeed, -  but unfortunately awesome.

Bad for the offspring, bad for the North-sea, bad for your head - but unfortunately awesome.