theshock

#these are meant to be run in a REPL, and the java one in beanshell of something of the sort:
#ruby
[1,2,3,4].select{ |x| x.even? }

#python
[x for x in [1,2,3,4] if not x%2]
#or, more norvingly
filter(lambda x: not x%2, [1,2,3,4])

#clojure