Skip to content

Instantly share code, notes, and snippets.


Thijs van Dijk thijzert

  • Den Haag, Nederland
View GitHub Profile
thijzert / Sleep.tasker.xml
Last active Aug 29, 2015
Tasker profile reminding me to get off Reddit and go to sleep
View Sleep.tasker.xml
<TaskerData sr="" dvi="1" tv="4.6u2m">
<Profile sr="prof6" ve="2">
<!-- Execute daily at 23:45 - way past my bedtime! -->
<Time sr="con0">
thijzert /
Created Oct 22, 2011
Fancy Mailer - PHP SMTP wrapper capable of sending multipart plaintext/html messages
* - Sends e-mails in multipart/alternative à la Gmail
* Copyright (C) 2008 Thijs van Dijk
* This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
* it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
* the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or
thijzert / .bash_aliases
Last active Oct 2, 2015
Useful bash aliases
View .bash_aliases
alias IP="grep -oP '([0-9]+\.){3}[0-9]+' | grep -vP '192\.168\.[0-9]+\.[0-9]+'"
alias rdp="rdesktop -g 1600x1000 -a 16 -N -u Administrator -k en-us -r clipboard:PRIMARYCLIPBOARD"
alias bbc3='mplayer'
alias klara='mplayer'
alias radio4='mplayer'
alias svngrep='find . \
-path ".git" -prune -o -path "*.git" -prune \
-o -path ".svn" -prune -o -path "*/.svn" -prune \
thijzert /
Created Jun 5, 2012
Terminal colours in PHP
// 'Normal' colours:
function black($s) { return _term_colour( '0;30', $s ); }
function blue($s) { return _term_colour( '0;34', $s ); }
function green($s) { return _term_colour( '0;32', $s ); }
function cyan($s) { return _term_colour( '0;36', $s ); }
function red($s) { return _term_colour( '0;31', $s ); }
function purple($s) { return _term_colour( '0;35', $s ); }
function yellow($s) { return _term_colour( '0;33', $s ); }
thijzert /
Created Jun 11, 2012
Statistical simulations in PHP
class St
* Generate a random number in the interval (0,1).
* Using the parameters $closed_left and/or $closed_right, the interval may
* be closed to [0,1), (0,1], or [0,1].
thijzert /
Created Jun 11, 2012
A PHP progress bar
require_once( "" );
class ProgressBar
protected $ticktime = false;
protected $exp;
protected $xsquare;

Graphing Widget

The graphing widget shows graphs using the Rickshaw graphing library. The names of data fields should be (vaguely) familiar if you've used Rickshaw before.

It's recommended that you replace the /assets/javascripts/rickshaw.min.js from your dashboard with the latest from here.

Supported HTML data fields


Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

  • I am thijzert on github.
  • I am thijzert ( on keybase.
  • I have a public key whose fingerprint is 6A94 F9A2 DFE5 40E3 067E C282 2AFE 9EFA 718B 6165

To claim this, I am signing this object:

thijzert / button.css
Last active Oct 14, 2016
Scriptless fork button
View button.css
#fork-me a
background-color: #eee;
background-image: -webkit-linear-gradient(top,#fcfcfc,#eee);
background-image: -moz-linear-gradient(top,#fcfcfc,#eee);
background-image: linear-gradient(to bottom,#fcfcfc,#eee);
-ms-filter: "progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.gradient(startColorstr='#fcfcfc', endColorstr='#eeeeee')";
height: 26px;
display: inline-block;

Betreft: Geluidsoverlast Huisman / Seven Waves
Datum: 30 december 2016


  • Huisman Equipment BV
  • Damen Shiprepair Schiedam
  • Gemeente Schiedam
  • DCMR Milieudienst Rijnmond