gistfile1.txt

ant: {
    id: "ant",
    name: "Ant",
    description: "<strong>Organized</strong>, industrious, and strong, ants work together for <strong>the common good</strong>. They can carry ten times their own weight and make excellent carpenters, <strong>architects</strong> and <strong>soldiers</strong>.",
    image: "/assets/img/animals/ant_crop.jpg",
    poster: "/assets/img/animals/ant_poster.jpg"
},
bison: {
    id: "bison",
    name: "Bison",
    description: "<strong>Stoic</strong>, pragmatic and brawny, bison enjoy the <strong>freedom</strong> of the wide open plains, hanging with the herd, and plenty of <strong>anal sex</strong>.",
    image: "/assets/img/animals/bison_crop.jpg",
    poster: "/assets/img/animals/bison_poster.jpg"
},
camel: {
    id: "camel",
    name: "Camel",
    description: "Industrious, tough and <strong>strong</strong>, camels can carry 500 pounds and aren’t afraid to <strong>spit on someone</strong> they don’t like.",
    image: "/assets/img/animals/camel_crop.jpg",
    poster: "/assets/img/animals/camel_poster.jpg"
},
cat: {
    id: "cat",
    name: "Cat",
    description: "Cats can’t eat chocolate, but they do have active <strong>dream lives</strong>, plenty of <strong>leisure time</strong>, and often enjoy long, deep <strong>relationships with humans</strong>.",
    image: "/assets/img/animals/cat_crop.jpg",
    poster: "/assets/img/animals/cat_poster.jpg"
},
cock: {
    id: "cock",
    name: "Cock",
    description: "<strong>Confident</strong>, boisterous, and <strong>flamboyant</strong>, cocks are early birds who love to show off and are the <strong>life of the party</strong>.",
    image: "/assets/img/animals/cock_crop.jpg",
    poster: "/assets/img/animals/cock_poster.jpg"
},
crow: {
    id: "crow",
    name: "Crow",
    description: "Crows are highly <strong>intelligent</strong>, formidable <strong>designers</strong> that create their own tools. Also, they’re monogamous.",
    image: "/assets/img/animals/crow_crop.jpg",
    poster: "/assets/img/animals/crow_poster.jpg"
},
deer: {
    id: "deer",
    name: "Deer",
    description: "Usually <strong>shy</strong> and <strong>sensitive</strong>, deer become very <strong>aggressive</strong> when they are horny and can be be found violently <strong>thrashing their antlers</strong> on undeserving trees.",
    image: "/assets/img/animals/deer_crop.jpg",
    poster: "/assets/img/animals/deer_poster.jpg"
},
dog: {
    id: "dog",
    name: "Dog",
    description: "<strong>Loyal</strong>, perceptive and kind, dogs can <strong>smell emotions</strong> and see in the dark, but they often develop <strong>codependent</strong> relationships and are prone to separation anxiety.",
    image: "/assets/img/animals/dog_crop.jpg",
    poster: "/assets/img/animals/dog_poster.jpg"
},
dolphin: {
    id: "dolphin",
    name: "Dolphin",
    description: "<strong>Clever</strong>, <strong>creative</strong>, and social, dolphins are natural <strong>performers</strong> who like <strong>rough sex</strong> and consider biting, slapping and body slamming to be the best <strong>foreplay</strong>.",
    image: "/assets/img/animals/dolphin_crop.jpg",
    poster: "/assets/img/animals/dolphin_poster.jpg"
},
dove: {
    id: "dove",
    name: "Dove",
    description: "Advocates for <strong>peace</strong> and conciliation, doves are <strong>compassionate</strong> team players and masters of <strong>diplomacy</strong>.",
    image: "/assets/img/animals/dove_crop.jpg",
    poster: "/assets/img/animals/dove_poster.jpg"
},
duck: {
    id: "duck",
    name: "Duck",
    description: "Ducks are talkative <strong>socialites</strong> that like to <strong>express themselves</strong>, stay impeccably groomed, and <strong>love to travel</strong>.",
    image: "/assets/img/animals/duck_crop.jpg",
    poster: "/assets/img/animals/duck_poster.jpg"
},
eagle: {
    id: "eagle",
    name: "Eagle",
    description: "Stunning, <strong>bold</strong> and authoritative, eagles are <strong>patriotic</strong>, type-a high achievers with soaring spirits and a love of flight.",
    image: "/assets/img/animals/eagle_crop.jpg",
    poster: "/assets/img/animals/eagle_poster.jpg"
},
elephant: {
    id: "elephant",
    name: "Elephant",
    description: "Elephants are very <strong>creative</strong> and <strong>never forget</strong>. They lead long, fulfilling lives as <strong>feminists</strong>.",
    image: "/assets/img/animals/elephant_crop.jpg",
    poster: "/assets/img/animals/elephant_poster.jpg"
},
fox: {
    id: "fox",
    name: "Fox",
    description: "Foxes are fond of late night meals, nature and <strong>adventure</strong>. They treasure their <strong>alone time</strong>, but will give some of it up for the <strong>right mate</strong>.",
    image: "/assets/img/animals/fox_crop.jpg",
    poster: "/assets/img/animals/fox_poster.jpg"
},
goat: {
    id: "goat",
    name: "Goat",
    description: "Cunning and <strong>devious</strong>, goats are often <strong>hedonists</strong> with a large appetite for mischief and <strong>anarchy</strong>.",
    image: "/assets/img/animals/goat_crop.jpg",
    poster: "/assets/img/animals/goat_poster.jpg"
},
gorilla: {
    id: "gorilla",
    name: "Gorilla",
    description: "<strong>Strong</strong> and protective, gorillas make up for their <strong>small penises</strong> (average 1.5 inches) by aggressively beating their chests to display <strong>power</strong>, dominance and sexual prowess.",
    image: "/assets/img/animals/gorilla_crop.jpg",
    poster: "/assets/img/animals/gorilla_poster.jpg"
},
horse: {
    id: "horse",
    name: "Horse",
    description: "<strong>Free-spirited</strong>, strong and <strong>chivalrous</strong>, horses find great pleasure in carrots, <strong>classical music</strong> and <strong>oral sex</strong>.",
    image: "/assets/img/animals/horse_crop.jpg",
    poster: "/assets/img/animals/horse_poster.jpg"
},
lion: {
    id: "lion",
    name: "Lion",
    description: "<strong>The king* of the jungle</strong>.‘nuff said.*or Queen",
    image: "/assets/img/animals/lion_crop.jpg",
    poster: "/assets/img/animals/lion_poster.jpg"
},
lobster: {
    id: "lobster",
    name: "Lobster",
    description: "Lobsters live to be over <strong>100 years old</strong>, have blue blood just like aristocrats, and stay <strong>fertile</strong> all their lives.",
    image: "/assets/img/animals/lobster_crop.jpg",
    poster: "/assets/img/animals/lobster_poster.jpg"
},
owl: {
    id: "owl",
    name: "Owl",
    description: "<strong>Wise</strong> and <strong>inquisitive</strong>, owls like to stretch, <strong>preen</strong> and get good views of things. They have an amazing 270 degree range of head rotation and are monogamous (but do get <strong>divorced</strong>).",
    image: "/assets/img/animals/owl_crop.jpg",
    poster: "/assets/img/animals/owl_poster.jpg"
},
panda: {
    id: "panda",
    name: "Panda Bear",
    description: "Pandas are very <strong>shy</strong>. They enjoy resting, <strong>watching porn</strong> and <strong>eating</strong> tons of food. All the time.",
    image: "/assets/img/animals/panda_crop.jpg",
    poster: "/assets/img/animals/panda_poster.jpg"
},
panther: {
    id: "panther",
    name: "Panther",
    description: "Elusive and <strong>magnificent</strong>, the panther <strong>rules the night</strong>.",
    image: "/assets/img/animals/panther_crop.jpg",
    poster: "/assets/img/animals/panther_poster.jpg"
},
peacock: {
    id: "peacock",
    name: "Peacock",
    description: "<strong>Clever</strong>, cunning, and proud, peacocks are <strong>flirtatious</strong> and <strong>fashionable</strong> beauties who love being the center of attention.",
    image: "/assets/img/animals/peacock_crop.jpg",
    poster: "/assets/img/animals/peacock_poster.jpg"
},
penguin: {
    id: "penguin",
    name: "Penguin",
    description: "Penguins share everything with their <strong>one true love</strong>. they may have to endure the arctic, but they’re always the <strong>best dressed</strong>.",
    image: "/assets/img/animals/penguin_crop.jpg",
    poster: "/assets/img/animals/penguin_poster.jpg"
},
rabbit: {
    id: "rabbit",
    name: "Rabbit",
    description: "Rabbits love <strong>licking</strong>, sniffing, <strong>golden showers</strong> and showing off their tails to each other. They <strong>hate being alone</strong> and often <strong>overeat</strong> when they feel lonely.",
    image: "/assets/img/animals/rabbit_crop.jpg",
    poster: "/assets/img/animals/rabbit_poster.jpg"
},
rhino: {
    id: "rhino",
    name: "Rhino",
    description: "Rhinos are compassionate, <strong>loyal</strong> beasts that allow nothing to stand in their way, but are often unpopular due to their <strong>short temper</strong> and cantankerous nature.",
    image: "/assets/img/animals/rhino_crop.jpg",
    poster: "/assets/img/animals/rhino_poster.jpg"
},
sheep: {
    id: "sheep",
    name: "Sheep",
    description: "<strong>Sincere</strong>, gentle and <strong>compassionate</strong>, sheep find comfort in like-minded groups and rarely feel the need to question authority.",
    image: "/assets/img/animals/sheep_crop.jpg",
    poster: "/assets/img/animals/sheep_poster.jpg"
},
spider: {
    id: "spider",
    name: "Spider",
    description: "Spiders are the best <strong>web designers</strong>. their bite can be <strong>deadly</strong>, but the patterns they make are <strong>perfection</strong>.",
    image: "/assets/img/animals/spider_crop.jpg",
    poster: "/assets/img/animals/spider_poster.jpg"
},
starfish: {
    id: "starfish",
    name: "Starfish",
    description: "Starfish are always <strong>reinventing themselves</strong>. They have the rare ability to fully regenerate body parts after an accident.",
    image: "/assets/img/animals/starfish_crop.jpg",
    poster: "/assets/img/animals/starfish_poster.jpg"
},
swan: {
    id: "swan",
    name: "Swan",
    description: "True <strong>romantics</strong>, swans have <strong>one partner</strong> for life. If one dies, the other often dies of a <strong>broken heart</strong>.",
    image: "/assets/img/animals/swan_crop.jpg",
    poster: "/assets/img/animals/swan_poster.jpg"
},
tiger: {
    id: "tiger",
    name: "Tiger",
    description: "<strong>Fierce</strong> and charismatic, tigers are natural leaders whose ability to <strong>blend in</strong> allows for devastating <strong>surprise</strong> attacks.",
    image: "/assets/img/animals/tiger_crop.jpg",
    poster: "/assets/img/animals/tiger_poster.jpg"
},
waterbear: {
    id: "waterbear",
    name: "Water Bear",
    description: "Water bears love <strong>space travel</strong> and can <strong>live for 100 years</strong> without food or water. But even with this superpower, sometimes they can’t help feeling very, very, <strong>very small</strong>.",
    image: "/assets/img/animals/waterbear_crop.jpg",
    poster: "/assets/img/animals/waterbear_poster.jpg"
}