bash config file

.bashrc

# NOTE: This shit is mixed up (Ubuntu Linux vs Mac OS)

# ######################################
# Functions and Parameters for Own Aliases
# ######################################

function parse_git_branch () {
  git branch 2> /dev/null | sed -e '/^[^*]/d' -e 's/* \(.*\)/ (\1)/'
}
 
RED="\[\033[0;31m\]"
YELLOW="\[\033[0;33m\]"
GREEN="\[\033[0;32m\]"
NO_COLOR="\[\033[0m\]"






# ######################################
# Own Aliases
# ######################################

## git shortcuts
alias gs='git status'
alias gpullom='git pull origin master'
alias gpullzonm='git pull zeitonline master'
alias gpushom='git push origin master'
alias gc='git commit'
alias gbranch='git branch -a'
alias glog='git log --graph --decorate --pretty=oneline --abbrev-commit'



## quick ways to get out of current directory
alias cd..='cd ..'
alias ..='cd ..'
alias ..2='cd ../../'
alias ..3='cd ../../../'
alias ..4='cd ../../../../'
alias ..5='cd ../../../../../'

alias ll='ls -alh'

## directory shortcuts
alias cdwww='cd /var/www'
alias cdbt='cd /var/www/bundestwitter.local'
#...

## open file manager on current directory
alias x='nautilus $PWD'

# opens file in textedit (´textedit theFiletoEdit.txt´)
alias textedit='open -a TextEdit'

# opens bash config file in gedit (terminal can be closed without closing gedit)
#alias bashconf='open -a TextEdit ~/.bashrc'
alias bashconf='sublime ~/.bashrc'
 
# ######################################
# Bash Completion: show current branch in bash
# ######################################
#export PS1='\[\033[01;32m\]\u@\h\[\033[01;34m\] \w\[\033[01;33m\]$(__git_ps1)\[\033[01;34m\] \$\[\033[00m\] '
#export PS1="\[${BOLD}${MAGENTA}\]\u\[$WHITE\]@\[$ORANGE\]\h\[$WHITE\]: [\[$GREEN\]\w\[$WHITE\]\$([[ -n \$(git branch 2> /dev/null) ]] && echo \" - \")\[$PURPLE\]\$(parse_git_branch)\[$WHITE\]] \$ \[$RESET\]"
export PS1="$GREEN\u@\h$NO_COLOR:\w$YELLOW\$(parse_git_branch)$NO_COLOR \$ "


# ######################################
# Tools
# ######################################

## sudo the last command
alias fucksudo='sudo $(history -p \!\!)'

## find an excuse
#alias excuse='wget -q -O - programmerexcuses.com | grep "center" | sed "s/<[^>]\+>//g"'
alias excuse='wget -q -O - programmerexcuses.com | grep "center" | sed "s|</b>|-|g" | sed "s|<[^>]*>||g"'

## cmatrix
alias matrix='cmatrix -bs'