Bacon ipsum API command line script. Now with ~/.bacon default

bacon.php

#!/usr/bin/php
<?php
    /**
     * Bacon ipsum PHP-CLI script
     *
     * Generates sentences or paragraphs from baconipsum.com
     *
     * @version 1.0.1
     * @author Thomas Ward III <thomaswardiii@gmail.com>
     */
    define("BASE_URL", "http://baconipsum.com/api/?");

    $shortopts = "mfp:s:ih";
    $longopts = array(
        "paragraphs:",
        "sentences:",
        "ipsum",
        "meat",
        "filler"
    );

    $paras = 0;
    $sentences = 0;
    $ipsum = false;
    $meat = false;
    $filler = false;

    $options = array();
    $cli_options = array();
    $ini_options = array();

    // Parse config file if it exists
    if (file_exists($_SERVER['HOME'] . "/.bacon"))
    {
        $ini_options = parse_ini_file($_SERVER['HOME'] . "/.bacon");
    }

    $cli_options = getopt($shortopts, $longopts);

    // Remove meat/filler options when the command line uses it, since they
    // conflict with each other, so handle ini meat=true and --filler CLI param
    if (isset($cli_options['m']) || isset($cli_options['meat']) ||
            isset($cli_options['f']) || isset($cli_options['filler']))
    {
        unset($ini_options['m'], $ini_options['meat'], $ini_options['f'],
                $ini_options['filler']);
    }

    // Merge the two, cli gets final say
    $options = array_merge($ini_options, $cli_options);

    if (isset($options['h']) || isset($options['help']))
    {
        echo "Usage: " . $_SERVER['PHP_SELF'] . " (-m|--meat)|(-f|--filler) [-p|--paragraphs #] [-s|--sentences #] [-l|--lorem] [-h|--help]\n\n";
        echo "-m|--meat:		All Meat (default)\n";
        echo "-f|--filler:		Meat and Filler\n";
        echo "-p|--paragraphs #:	Number of paragraphs (default: 5)\n";
        echo "-s|--sentences #:	Number of sentences (overrides paragraphs)\n";
        echo "-i|--ipsum:		Start with 'Bacon ipsum dolor sit amet'\n";
        echo "-h|--help:		This help\n";
        exit();
    }

    // Paragraphs
    if (isset($options['p']))
    {
        $options['paragraphs'] = (int)$options['p'];
    }
    if (isset($options['paragraphs']))
    {
        $paras = (int)$options['paragraphs'];
    }

    // Sentences
    if (isset($options['s']))
    {
        $options['sentences'] = (int)$options['s'];
    }
    if (isset($options['sentences']))
    {
        $sentences = (int)$options['sentences'];
    }

    // Use bacon ipsum
    if (isset($options['i']))
    {
        $options['ipsum'] = true;
    }
    if (isset($options['ipsum']))
    {
        $ipsum = true;
    }

    // Filler
    if (isset($options['f']))
    {
        $options['filler'] = true;
    }
    if(isset($options['filler']))
    {
        $filler = true;
    }

    // Meat
    if (isset($options['m']))
    {
        $options['meat'] = true;
    }
    if(isset($options['meat']))
    {
        $filler = false;
    }

    $url = BASE_URL . "type=" .
            ($filler === TRUE ? "meat-and-filler" : "all-meat") .
            ($paras > 0 ? "&paras=$paras" : "") .
            ($sentences > 0 ? "&sentences=$sentences" : "") .
            ($ipsum ? "&start-with-lorem=1" : "");

    $curl_handle = curl_init();
    curl_setopt($curl_handle, CURLOPT_URL, $url);
    curl_setopt($curl_handle, CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER, true);
    $return = curl_exec($curl_handle);

    if($return === FALSE)
    {
        echo "Oops! That's not good. We got an error trying to get bacon. Please try again\n";
    }
    else
    {
        $json_data = json_decode($return);
        foreach($json_data as $bacon_paragraph)
        {
            echo $bacon_paragraph . "\n\n";
        }
    }