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uniformity.md

An ecosystem with complete conformity. At all times. Always. No doubt. Easy-to-write documentation.

For example, every asynchronous operation is either a Promise (one-time only), or a Stream (continuously fires events). There should be an official client API for consuming services over HTTP, etc.

import <http/client> as http
import <json> as json

def login [username: string, password: string] (
  // Something like a cascade, should be totally stateless...
  set rq (
    http::request("https://api.example.com/api/login")
      .method("POST")
      .body (
        json::encode({username, password})
      )
    )
	
  // An `async` block queues actions to run after an asynchronous
  // computation.
  return async (rq.send() => res) (
    // Here, `res` is the server's response...
    return json::decode(res.string())
  )
)