Find Your Villain Name - Solution for Kata http://www.codewars.com/kata/536c00e21da4dc0a0700128b

villainName.js

function getVillainName(birthday){
  return "The " + 
  ["Evil","Vile","Cruel","Trashy","Despicable","Embarrassing","Disreputable","Atrocious","Twirling","Orange","Terrifying","Awkward"]
  [birthday.getMonth()] + ' ' + 
  ["Mustache","Pickle","Hood Ornament","Raisin","Recycling Bin","Potato","Tomato","House Cat","Teaspoon","Laundry Basket"]
  [(birthday.getDate()+'').substr(-1)];
}