A script to make a hubot respond to foul language.

fucking.coffee

module.exports = (robot) ->
  robot.hear /\bfucking\s+?(\w+)/i, (msg) ->
    msg.send "fucking #{msg.match[1]} indeed".toUpperCase()

  robot.hear /\bfuck(\s+?(?:my|your|this|those|these|our))?\s+?(\w+)/i, (msg) ->
    pronoun = msg.match[1]
    subject = msg.match[2]

    pronoun = pronoun.trim().toLowerCase() if pronoun

    pronoun = 'your' if pronoun == 'my' || pronoun == 'our'
    subject = 'you' if subject.toLowerCase() == 'i'

    msg.send "fuck#{if pronoun then " #{pronoun}" else ''} #{subject}".toUpperCase()