alex jones sensationalist nonsense generator

sensationalistGen.py

#!/usr/bin/env python

import random

def makeSentence(part1, part2, part3, n=10):
        """return n random sentences"""
        #convert to lists
        p1 = part1.split('\n')
        p2 = part2.split('\n')
        p3 = part3.split('\n')
        #shuffle the lists
        random.shuffle(p1)
        random.shuffle(p2)
        random.shuffle(p3)
        #concatinate the sentences
        sentence = []
        for k in range(n):
                try:
                        s = p1[k] + ' ' + p2[k] + ' ' + p3[k]
                        s = s.capitalize() + '.'
                        sentence.append(s)
                except IndexError:
                        break
        return sentence

# ------------------------------------------------------------------- #
# ------------------------------------------------------------------- #

# first part of a sentence (subject)

#-----------------------------------------------
part1 = """\
The pope
The Military Industrial Complex
FEMA
HAARP
Flouride
Chemtrails
9/11"""

#-----------------------------------------------

# (action)
part2 = """\
taking away
banned
censored
exposed"""

#-----------------------------------------------

# (object)
part3 = """\
Weaponized Babboons
your Freedom
your guns
your future"""


if __name__ == '__main__':
    for nonsense in makeSentence(part1, part2, part3):
        print nonsense.upper()