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tkaemming / log.out
Last active August 29, 2015 14:16
(6fbda187737cc2cd)ted@aventador-3 % python remove-consumer.py --zookeeper $ZOOKEEPER tkaemming
/consumers/tkaemming (created 1 day, 3:21:37.186777 ago, modified 1 day, 3:21:37.186777 ago, version 0)
/consumers/tkaemming/offsets (created 1 day, 3:21:27.186777 ago, modified 1 day, 3:21:27.186777 ago, version 0)
/consumers/tkaemming/offsets/activity-metrics (created 1 day, 3:21:27.186777 ago, modified 1 day, 3:21:27.186777 ago, version 0)
/consumers/tkaemming/offsets/activity-metrics/3-1 (created 1 day, 3:21:26.186777 ago, modified 0:31:03.186777 ago, version 1293)
/consumers/tkaemming/offsets/activity-metrics/3-0 (created 1 day, 3:21:26.186777 ago, modified 0:31:03.186777 ago, version 1293)
/consumers/tkaemming/offsets/activity-metrics/1-1 (created 1 day, 3:21:26.186777 ago, modified 0:31:03.186777 ago, version 1293)
/consumers/tkaemming/offsets/activity-metrics/1-0 (created 1 day, 3:21:26.186777 ago, modified 0:31:03.186777 ago, version 1293)
/consumers/tkaemming/offsets/ac
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tkaemming / latency.txt
Created November 26, 2010 22:13
tedkaemming@reventon % sudo ipfw pipe 1 config bw 128Kbit/s delay 200ms
tedkaemming@reventon % sudo ipfw add 1 pipe 1 src-port 8000
00001 pipe 1 ip from any 8000 to any
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tkaemming / check_postgres_replication.py
Created December 17, 2010 01:08 — forked from jacobian/check_postgres_replication.py
#!/usr/bin/env python
"""
Nagios plugin to check PostgreSQL 9 streaming replication lag.
Requires psycopg2 and nagiosplugin (both installable with pip/easy_install).
MIT licensed:
Copyright (c) 2010 Jacob Kaplan-Moss. All rights reserved.
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tkaemming / post-receive
Created January 7, 2011 23:07
a git post-receive hook to autoupdate to the new HEAD. good for push deploys for a static or PHP site.
#!/bin/sh
cd ..
env -i git reset --hard
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codysoyland / post-checkout
Created January 18, 2011 20:19
place in .git/hooks/post-checkout to delete empty directories and pyc files
#! /bin/sh
echo "Purging pyc files and empty directories..."
# Start from the repository root.
cd ./$(git rev-parse --show-cdup)
# Delete .pyc files and empty directories.
find . -name "*.pyc" -delete 2>&1 > /dev/null &
find . -type d -empty -delete 2>&1 > /dev/null &
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dcramer / monkey.py
Created March 13, 2011 12:44
from threading import local
_blah = local()
class StopThatShit(Exception):
pass
def patch():
from django.db.backends import util
from django import template
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mtigas / gist:1335214
Created November 2, 2011 22:57
Because you've always wanted a terminal screen tracking a live stream of "bieber" tweets.
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tkaemming / gist:1337204
Created November 3, 2011 17:57
use iptables to proxy tcp traffic on port 80 to 8080. helpful to simulate a web machine being behind an ELB without changing configuration or having to spool up another vm/start another nginx instance
iptables -t nat -A PREROUTING -p tcp --dport 80 -j REDIRECT --to-port 8080
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tkaemming / pre-commit.sh
Created December 7, 2011 06:36
bash pre-commit script to run pyflakes and pep8 checks
#!/bin/bash
ERROR_LIST=$(find . -name \*.py -not -path \*migrations/\* -not -path \*settings/\* -not -path \*vendor/\* -not -path \*node_modules/\* | xargs pyflakes)
RETVAL=$?
if [[ $RETVAL -ne 0 ]]; then
echo "Encountered errors during pyflakes check, cowardly refusing to commit."
echo "$ERROR_LIST"
exit $RETVAL
fi
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tkaemming / jquery.placeholder.js
Created December 8, 2011 00:30
(function ($) {
$.fn.placeholder = function (_options) {
var defaults = {
blank: '',
className: 'default'
},
options = $.extend({}, defaults, _options || {});
return this.each(function () {