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You have a knack for prose my friend, but your science is just no good.
Example 1, I assume you wouldn’t marry your sister, right? Why would that be? Because you do not want to
procreate with genes that are too similar to yours. What does offspring of very similar parents have more
chance of having? Genetic defects. Where do you think the term “Hill Billy” come from?
Example 2, it has been shown that the sense of smell is still important for humans for selecting a mate,
because smell discloses particularities about your immune system’s genes. Which mates do people (and
animals as well) prefer according to smell? That’s right, mates with a different genetic makeup. Why?
because difference in genes strengthen your body’s defence systems against parasites and diseases.
Example 3, pedigree dogs. Do you think we’re doing them a favour by keeping the pedigree pure?
watch?v=yZMegQH1SPg on YT, should give you an idea of what the problems are. By the way, do you know all
these pedigree dogs are man made? Controlled breeding over hundreds of years turned them into what they
are now. Nature’s dogs are like wolves, perhaps a bit too fierce for the misses’ living room entertainment
though. Food for thought concerning your own offspring, is it not?
Example 4, where the fuck (pun like a boss) do you think the concept of “sex” comes from? To keep genes
pure perhaps? I don’t think so, bro. If organisms were meant to keep genes pure, evolution would have
equipped you with the capability to shove your dick up your own, well, vagina, fertilize yourself and
not having to bother with finding another to procreate with.
Funfact: your great great great … great grandfather roamed the planes of Africa, and boy was he black.
He was as black as my Iron Maiden t-shirt, with fuzzy curly black hair, and big kissable lips. That is
a fact. But hey, chances are good he was my great great great … great grandfather too, and my ass is
pretty white indeed.
So yeah, I’ll give you a B for effort, but an F for science. And that’s because I’m being generous today.
Remember boys and girls: mixed race, pretty face!
Have a nice day.
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