Hipster Ipsum for Alfred (or similar)

Hipster Ipsum

#!/usr/bin/php

# Hipster Ipsum for Alfred
# https://gist.github.com/tofias/9160634
# using hipsteripsum.me (via API at hipsterjesus.com)
# based on https://github.com/sethlilly/Hipster-Ipsum-for-Coda

$COUNT = 1;                # number of paragraphs 1-99
$HTML = "false";           # or 'true'
$TYPE = "hipster-centric"; # or 'hipster-latin'

$ch = curl_init();
curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_URL, "http://hipsterjesus.com/api/?type=$TYPE&html=$HTML&paras=".$COUNT);
curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_HEADER, 0);
curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER, 1);
$res = curl_exec($ch);
error_log($res,0);
curl_close($ch);
$ret = json_decode($res);
echo $ret->{'text'};