Gender Rolls
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#!/bin/bash | |
# inspired by http://www.robot-hugs.com/gender-rolls/ | |
# required: roll (http://matteocorti.ch/software/roll.html) | |
# https://stackoverflow.com/questions/592620/how-to-check-if-a-program-exists-from-a-bash-script | |
command -v roll >/dev/null 2>&1 || { echo >&2 "I require roll but it's not installed. Aborting."; exit 1; } | |
# http://tldp.org/LDP/abs/html/arrays.html | |
# I use Art-Leather instead of Leather (the vegan version) ;) | |
eight=(Agender Genderqueer Trans Genderfluid Cis Non-binary Questioning Bigender) | |
ten=(Dapper Femmetype Twinky Sophisticate Androgenous Art-Leather Flexible Soft Queerdo Nonconforming) | |
twelve=(Princex Dragon Beefcake Shortcake Dudebro Gentleperson Cumberbatch Butch Bear Dandy Otter Queen) | |
echo "Hello, ${eight[$(roll 1d8)-1]} ${ten[$(roll 1d10)-1]} ${twelve[$(roll 1d12)-1]}! :)" |
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