movie-haiku.md

Movie Haiku

• I dreamed a dream where
  Crowe could sing! When Oscar nods
  required good acting.

• Corningstone Lady:
  Stay Classy, Whale's Vagina.
  Scotchy scotch scotch scotch.

• Fantasy Bromance;
  Shit, even the trees walk here.
  Cash-for-Gold.com.

• "You're not my father."
  "I have a bad feeling about..."
  hey, this script sucks ass!

• White Messiah Complex:
  Just "Pocahontas In Space".
  Why do they have tits?

• Life affirming? No.
  Make me believe in God? No.
  Tiger In Boat? Yes.

• View of the future:
  Leeloo Dallas Multipass.
  Need a toupee, Bruce.

• Slimer was John Belushi.
  The Traveller has come: Choose.
  Who You Gonna Call?

• Austrian biker
  Oozi nein-millimeeturgh
  Where's Sarah Connor?

• Needs of the many
  Outweigh the needs of the few.
  Or the one. Spock! KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

• Greed is Good. Greed works.
  Blue Horseshoe loves Anacott Steel.
  Bud's got tiger blood.

• Gotham in crisis
  Hathaway's ass is massive
  More silly voices

• Remake Quantum Leap,
  on a train with bombs and shit.
  Add some Groundhog Day.

• Tim Curry in drag
  will fake an organism
  with Brad and Janet