Find out how much your branch sucks

how-much-does-your-branch-suck.sh

#!/bin/bash
set -e

BRANCH=${1}

if [ -z "${BRANCH}" ]; then
    echo "Usage: ${0} <branch>"
    exit 1
fi

COMMITS_BEHIND=$(git log origin/master --not origin/${BRANCH} --no-merges --oneline | wc -l)

echo "${BRANCH} is ${COMMITS_BEHIND} commits behind master"

if [ "${COMMITS_BEHIND}" -gt "1000" ]; then
    echo "GET IN THE FUCKING SEA."
    exit 2
elif [ "${COMMITS_BEHIND}" -gt "100" ]; then
    echo "That's bad, and you should feel bad."
    exit 3
elif [ "${COMMITS_BEHIND}" -gt "50" ]; then
    echo "That's pretty poor to be honest."
    exit 4
elif [ "${COMMITS_BEHIND}" -gt "10" ]; then
    echo "That's not *too* bad."
else
    echo "Well done, you."
fi

exit 0