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The Court Sysadmin - With apologies to Danny Kaye Raw
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| ENGINEER | |
| If I have to configure this, just pray I know how to. | |
| APPRENTICE | |
| You’ll not fail, you’ll not have to configure it. . | |
| ENGINEER | |
| What? | |
| APPRENTICE | |
| Listen, I have put a line of config in one of the routers. | |
| ENGINEER | |
| Which one? | |
| APPRENTICE | |
| The one connected to a computer. | |
| ENGINEER | |
| The computer with the router? | |
| APPRENTICE | |
| Yes, but you don't want the computer with the router, you want the SAN from Iran. | |
| ENGINEER | |
| I-I don’t want the computer with the router, I want the SAN from the what? | |
| APPRENTICE | |
| The SAN from the Iran! | |
| ENGINEER | |
| Hmmm? | |
| APPRENTICE | |
| It’s a little Fibre SAN that was shipped from Iran. | |
| ENGINEER | |
| Th-the computer with the router has the settings for subnetting? | |
| APPRENTICE | |
| No, the settings for subnetting are in the SAN from Iran. | |
| ENGINEER | |
| Oh, oh, the router with the computer. | |
| APPRENTICE | |
| The computer with the router. | |
| ENGINEER | |
| What about the Iran from the SAN? | |
| APPRENTICE | |
| Not the Iran from the SAN! The SAN from the Iran! | |
| ENGINEER | |
| Where’s the settings for subnetting? | |
| APPRENTICE | |
| In the computer with the router! | |
| APPRENTICE | |
| Don’t you see? The settings for subnetting’s in the computer with the router. | |
| APPRENTICE | |
| The SAN from the Iran has the cable with the label! | |
| APPRENTICE | |
| It’s so easy, I can say it! | |
| ENGINEER | |
| Well then you configure it! | |
| APPRENTICE | |
| Listen carefully. The settings for subnetting’s in the computer with the router, the SAN from the Iran has the line that is new. | |
| ENGINEER | |
| Where the settings for subnetting’s in the computer with the router, the SAN from the Iran has the line that is new. | |
| APPRENTICE | |
| Good man! | |
| APPRENTICE | |
| Just remember that. | |
| And then they’re interrupted by the arrival of a RANDOM MANAGER. | |
| RANDOM MANAGER | |
| You there, back to your desk! And you, to your place meeting room. | |
| ENGINEER | |
| (to himself, following the Manager) | |
| The line with the config... the line with the config is in the computer with the router. The SAN from Iran has the new that is new. Eh.. line that is new... The line with the config's in the computer with the router, the SAN from Iran has the new that is new. Eh, eh, line that is new. Eh. The cofnig with the roofer, eh eh, Iran with the .. | |
| ENGINEER | |
| I’ve got it! I’ve got it. The settings for subnetting's in the computer with the router, the SAN from Iran has the line that is new, right? | |
| APPRENTICE approaches, worried, she’s overheard this last bit and – | |
| APPRENTICE | |
| Right. But there’s been a change. They broke the SAN from Iran. | |
| ENGINEER | |
| They broke the SAN from Iran? | |
| APPRENTICE | |
| And replaced it with a DAS. | |
| ENGINEER | |
| A DAS? | |
| APPRENTICE | |
| Connected via SAS. | |
| ENGINEER | |
| A SAS connected DAS? | |
| APPRENTICE | |
| Right. | |
| ENGINEER | |
| Did you put the settings for subnetting in the computer with the router? | |
| APPRENTICE | |
| No! The settings for subnetting’s in the SAS connected DAS, the computer with the router has the line that is new! | |
| ENGINEER | |
| The settings for subnetting’s in the SAS connected DAS, the computer with the router has the line that is new! | |
| APPRENTICE | |
| Just remember that. |
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