bot.rb

	def fucking_weather(m,where,temp)
		tmp = temp.to_i
		if tmp < -15
			m.reply "IT DOES NOT FUCKING COMPUTE!"
		elsif tmp < 0
			m.reply "FUCKING STAY INSIDE!"
		elsif tmp < 10
			m.reply "IT'S FUCKING SUPER DREADFULLY FREEZING!"
		elsif tmp < 20
			m.reply "IT'S FUCKING FREEZING!!!"
		elsif tmp < 32
			m.reply "IT'S FUCKING COLD!"
		elsif tmp < 45
			m.reply "IT'S FUCKING CHILLY!"
		elsif tmp < 60
			m.reply "IT'S FUCKING MEH!"
		elsif tmp < 75
			if where =~ /Pleasanton/
				m.reply "IT'S FUCKING PLEASANT!"
			else
				m.reply "IT'S FUCKING OKAY!"
			end
		elsif tmp < 90
			m.reply "IT'S FUCKING NICE!"
		elsif tmp < 100
			m.reply "IT'S FUCKING HOT!"
		else
			m.reply "IT'S FUCKING BURNING!"
		end
	end