Generates lorem ipsum from lipsum.com for Alfred Workflow

tk-lipsum.php

/**
 * This php script queries a form at http://www.lipsum.com/ to get a
 * hashed version of a provided or default password
 *
 * This script is run using the command 'lipsum p 4' where p stands for 
 * paragraph and 4 is the number of paragraphs.  Other option is w for words.
 * 
 */

// Query in the form of two parameters 'type' and number of 'type'
$query = "{query}";
$type = '';
 // There are no arguments... 
if( empty( $query ) ){
  	
	// No type, use default 'paragraph'
    $type = 'paras';
	$num = '1';
}
// At least 1 argument exists
else{

    // Turn query string into params array
    $params = explode(' ', $query);
    
    // Get provided type
    $type = $params[0];

	if( $type === 'p' ){
		$type = 'paras';
	}
	else if( $type === 'w' ){
		$type = 'words';
	}
	else{
		$type = 'paras';
	}

	// Get Number of type if available
	if( $params[1] ){
		$num = $params[1];
	}
	else{
		$num = 1;
	}
}

$hashUrl = 'http://www.lipsum.com/feed/html?what='. $type . '&amount=' . $num;
$options = array(
	'http' => array(
	'header'  => "Content-type: application/x-www-form-urlencoded\r\n",
	'method'  => 'GET')
);

$context  = stream_context_create($options);
$output = file_get_contents( $hashUrl, false, $context );

// Extract lipsum
$first_step = explode( '<div id="lipsum">' , $output );
$second_step = explode('</div>' , $first_step[1] );

$return = str_replace( '</p>', '', str_replace('<p>', '', $second_step[0]));

$tmp = explode("\n", $return);
array_shift($tmp);
array_shift($tmp);
$final = implode( "\n", $tmp );

echo $final;