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A hands-on workaround to avoid your laptop getting stolen in a security scanning. See http://www.echeng.com/journal/2016/5/23/tsa-gave-my-macbook-pro-to-another-passenger-at-lax-and-now-its-gone
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#!/bin/bash | |
# Run this script just before you put the laptop in the bin for security scanning. | |
# You can add the seconds the laptop will be waiting before speaking. The default | |
# is waiting for 180 seconds (3 minutes). | |
# Switch to the login screen, effectively locking the screen. | |
function lockscreen() { | |
/System/Library/CoreServices/"Menu Extras"/User.menu/Contents/Resources/CGSession -suspend | |
} | |
function voice() { | |
echo "Locking screen now..." | |
sleep 1; lockscreen | |
sleep $1; echo "Hit Ctrl-C to interrupt the voices." | |
osascript -e "set Volume 10" | |
while :; do | |
# You could be creative here! | |
sleep 5; say -v Bell -r 50 dong dong | |
sleep 1; say -v Victoria -r 100 "I don't belong to you" | |
done | |
} | |
function volume_off() { | |
osascript -e "set Volume 0" | |
echo; echo "Turned volume off." | |
exit | |
} | |
trap volume_off INT | |
wait=$1 | |
if [[ $# -lt 1 ]]; then wait=180; fi | |
echo "Caffeinated. Waiting $wait seconds then starting voice..." | |
caffeinate -i & voice $wait | |
# caffeinate doesn't always work. InsomniaX seems to interfere. | |
# In such a case you have to disable sleep manually. |
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