treblig

### Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

  * I am treblig on github.
  * I am gilbert (https://keybase.io/gilbert) on keybase.
  * I have a public key whose fingerprint is ABBE E8B6 6BC8 4F99 0B0C  E735 BEDC CAE4 9550 C130

To claim this, I am signing this object:

treblig

From: XXXXXXXXXX
Date: Wed, Jul 25, 2012 at 3:20 PM
Subject: I feel like I can make this better
To: S. Truett Cathy

Herr Cathy,

Hello, good sir.  I am writing to you today as a concerned customer regarding a practice which has caused what I believe to be a pointless distraction from many pressing issues facing America.  I realize that you and your corporation have both faced massive amounts of criticism as of late, and I wish to give you a few pieces of advice that can help both sides arrive at a peaceful conclusion in which all people can once again unite under our common bond of sliding greasy processed food down their throats. 

The issue, about which I am sure that you are aware, is that of gay marriage.  Now some people in the liberal media have lambasted you for what they say amounts to discrimination.  My first piece of advice to you is to mention to our dear friend Rachel Maddow that Title VII neither covers sexuality nor is as crispy as one of your number 7 chicken sandwich combos.   You should als