10 comp commandments.txt

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THINGS YOU WILL NOT DO TO YOUR COMPUTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1) THOU SHALT NOT BLIND CLICK THROUGH ANY INSTALL OF A PROGRAM !
(this is wheRE all the bundled software shit lives. Pay attention or get 8 programs that suck the life out of your computer)
2) THOU SHALT NOT INSTALL ANYTHING THAT WILL SPEED UP YOU PC !
(I'm not going to explain all of these to you. Dont do it or I will see you again when your computer is slow as hell and give you a big ration of shit for not listening to me)
3) THOU SHALT NOT INSTALL ANY DRIVERS FROM ANY WEBSITE OTHER THEN THE MANUFACTURERS !
4) THOU SHALT NOT INSTALL MULTIPLE ANTI VIRUS PROGRAMS THAT ALL RUN AT THE SAME TIME !
5) THOU SHALT NOT INSTALL ANY PROGRAM THAT CLAIMS TO OPTIMIZE YOUR COMPUTER !
6) THOU SHALT NOT CLICK LINKS IN EMAILS FROM PEOPLE YOU DONT KNOW !
7) THOU SHALT NOT EVEN OPEN EMAILS FROM PEOPLE YOU DONT KNOW !
8) THOU SHALT NOT ALLOW 29 PROGRAMS TO LOAD AT START UP !
9) THOU SHALT NOT INSTALL ANY COUPON/DEAL SAVER/SAVE A LOT OF MONEY PROGRAMS !
10) THOU SHALT NOT INSTALL PROGRAMS THAT SEEM TO GOOD TO BE TRUE AND ARE FREE.
11) THOU SHALT NO LONGER BE STUPID AND WILL ALWAYS THINK BEFORE THOUST CLICK INSTALL. DO THOUST NEED THE PROGRAM ? DID THOU DO THE RESEARCH AND READ ABOUT THE PROGRAM ? DID THOU PAY ANY ATTENTION TO THE FIRST 10 COMMANDMENTS ? REMEMBER, YOU WILL BE RIDICULED AND BELITTLED BY ME AND EVERYONE ELSE I TELL BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPIDITY.