Sanity check your org's CRUD

sigh.cls

String DEBUG_TEMPLATE  = 'C:[C] R:[R] U:[U] D:[D] MA:[MA] RA:[RA] | [PROFILE_NAME] | [OBJECT_NAME]';
String TRUE_TEMPLATE   = '[X]'; // do not use space, horizontal char alignment will be off
String FALSE_TEMPLATE  = '[_]'; // same
Integer PROFILE_NAME_MAX_LENGTH;

// Grab the max chars of each, so we can get an evenly formatted / spaced output later
List<Integer> nameLengths = new List<Integer>();
for (Profile profile : [SELECT Name FROM Profile]) {
  nameLengths.add(profile.Name.length());
}
nameLengths.sort();
PROFILE_NAME_MAX_LENGTH = nameLengths[nameLengths.size() -1];

System.debug('CRUD SCRIPT: PROFILE_NAME_MAX_LENGTH: '+PROFILE_NAME_MAX_LENGTH);

List<ObjectPermissions> perms = [
  SELECT 
    Parent.Profile.Name,
    SObjectType,
    PermissionsCreate,
    PermissionsRead,
    PermissionsEdit,
    PermissionsDelete,
    PermissionsModifyAllRecords,
    PermissionsViewAllRecords
  FROM 
    ObjectPermissions
  WHERE 
    Parent.IsOwnedByProfile = true 
  ORDER BY 
    Parent.Profile.Name ASC,
    SObjectType ASC
];

for (ObjectPermissions perm : perms) {
  // Deal with name and padding first
  String profileName = perm.Parent.Profile.Name;
  while (profileName.length() < PROFILE_NAME_MAX_LENGTH) {
    // FYI, it's hard to find a character that will "smooth" out
    // and "right justify" due to chars left of it being different horizontal lengths
    profileName += '_';
  }
  String THIS_TEMPLATE = DEBUG_TEMPLATE.replace('[PROFILE_NAME]', profileName);

  THIS_TEMPLATE = THIS_TEMPLATE.replace('[OBJECT_NAME]', perm.SObjectType);

  // Then go back to the beginning
  THIS_TEMPLATE = THIS_TEMPLATE.replace('[C]', perm.PermissionsCreate ? TRUE_TEMPLATE : FALSE_TEMPLATE);
  THIS_TEMPLATE = THIS_TEMPLATE.replace('[R]', perm.PermissionsRead ? TRUE_TEMPLATE : FALSE_TEMPLATE);
  THIS_TEMPLATE = THIS_TEMPLATE.replace('[U]', perm.PermissionsEdit ? TRUE_TEMPLATE : FALSE_TEMPLATE);
  THIS_TEMPLATE = THIS_TEMPLATE.replace('[D]', perm.PermissionsDelete ? TRUE_TEMPLATE : FALSE_TEMPLATE);
  THIS_TEMPLATE = THIS_TEMPLATE.replace('[MA]', perm.PermissionsModifyAllRecords ? TRUE_TEMPLATE : FALSE_TEMPLATE);
  THIS_TEMPLATE = THIS_TEMPLATE.replace('[RA]', perm.PermissionsViewAllRecords ? TRUE_TEMPLATE : FALSE_TEMPLATE);
  
  // And here we go
  System.debug('CRUD SCRIPT: '+THIS_TEMPLATE);
}