tsar-b0mba

(Originally posted by salstress Friday, March 23, 2007 on http://blog.myspace.com/realsalstress)

irc rap

CHEEZ: dionysus drinkin hard, who'd expect that shit, only named for a god like a bacchanaliast, sat pickin on him, never woulda thought, always starting shit but there's no wit he brought, salstress sitting on top of all, controlling the channel instead of hittin the mall, wishes she out spent bougy in the fall, so she instead of him could own this all, xartet always playin, devil's advocate, nigga talks a lot, he says a lot of shit, can't believe a word, just don't listen to it, and it'll make him throw a fuckin hissy fit

KRAFT: dont stress salstress with ur not easy listenin / she cant get down with rhymes so blisterin / but she'll throw her panties at wayne newton / that shits ridiculous like candy croutons

CHEEZ: strapped up with the tek, irc'n hard, only thing this develops is an ass made of lard, e-tard, r-tard, ass-lard cow-ard, hide behind your packets and make a lotta noise, tell me who you a