Change your name (or any string) to Bill Cosby speak!

cosbifier.py

#!/usr/bin/python
#http://cheezburger.com/4925161216
parts = {
'a': 'Hip', 'b': 'Dip', 'c': 'Squoo', 'd': 'Bada', 'e': 'Meep',
'f': 'Bloo', 'g': 'Caw', 'h': 'Squee', 'i': 'Woobly', 'j': 'Badum',
'k': 'Loo', 'l': 'Derp', 'm': 'Nerp', 'n': 'Spee', 'o': 'Papa',
'p': 'Moom', 'q': 'Dub', 'r': 'Pa', 's': 'Naw', 't': 'Ka',
'u': 'Mim', 'v': 'Zap', 'w': 'Nup', 'x': 'Na', 'y': 'Yee',
'z': 'Zoop', ' ': '  '
}
def cosbify(name):
    name = list(name.lower())
    new_name = list('')
    for letter in name:
        new_name.append(parts[letter])
    return ''.join(new_name)

if __name__ == '__main__':
    import sys
    if len(sys.argv) > 1:
        print cosbify(sys.argv[1])
    else:
        print 'USAGE:'
        print "$ python", sys.argv[0], "'Tom Bertalan'"
        print cosbify('tom bertalan')

My roomate's name is PaWooblySquooSqueeHipPaBada. It's only fun if you say it out loud.