gistfile1.js

(function (jq) {

var months = ["Jan", "Feb", "Mar", "Apr",
              "May", "Jun", "Jul", "Aug",
              "Sep", "Oct", "Nov", "Dec"],
    monthNumber = {};

months.forEach(function (monthName, index) {
    monthNumber[monthName] = index
})


var strangeDatePattern = 
        /(\w{3})\s(\d\d)\s(\d\d):(\d\d):(\d\d)\s[+-]\d{4}\s(\d{4})/


jq.fn.toStaticDate = function () {
    var strangeString = this.attr("data"),
        matches   = strangeString.match(strangeDatePattern),
        
        month     = monthNumber[matches[1]],
        date      = matches[2],
        hours     = matches[3],
        minutes   = matches[4],
        seconds   = matches[5],
        year      = matches[6],
        
        timestamp = new Date(Date.UTC(year, month, date, hours, minutes, seconds)),
        
        nYear     = timestamp.getFullYear().toString(),
        nMonth    = timestamp.getMonth().toString(),
        nDate     = timestamp.getDate().toString(),
        nHours    = timestamp.getHours().toString(),
        nMinutes  = timestamp.getMinutes().toString(),
        
        nString   =   nYear
                    + "–"
                    + ((nMonth.length > 1) ? nMonth : "0" + nMonth)
                    + "–"
                    + ((nDate.length > 1) ? nDate : "0" + nDate)
                    + " "
                    + ((nHours.length > 1) ? nHours : "0" + nHours)
                    + ":"
                    + ((nMinutes.length > 1) ? nMinutes : "0" + nMinutes);
    
    this.text(nString)
}

// Beim Start des Dokumentes
jq(document).ready(function () {
    jq("span.timestamp").toStaticDate()
})

// Nach dem Klicken des More-Buttons und dings | Funzt nicht.
// jq(document.body).delegate(".timestamp", "DOMNodeInserted", function () {
//     jq(this).toStaticDate()
// })



})(jQuery)