twistor

<?php

set_error_handler(function ($severity, $message, $file, $line) {
    throw new ErrorException($message, 0, $severity, $file, $line);
});

twistor

<?php

// 500 character string.
$test = 'sdfkjlhsdfkjldhfjkldhfjklsdfhssdfkjlhsdfkjldhfjkldhfjklsdfhssdfkjlhsdfkjldhfjkldhfjklsdfhssdfkjlhsdfkjldhfjkldhfjklsdfhssdfkjlhsdfkjldhfjkldhfjklsdfhssdfkjlhsdfkjldhfjkldhfjklsdfhssdfkjlhsdfkjldhfjkldhfjklsdfhssdfkjlhsdfkjldhfjkldhfjklsdfhssdfkjlhsdfkjldhfjkldhfjklsdfhssdfkjlhsdfkjldhfjkldhfjklsdfhssdfkjlhsdfkjldhfjkldhfjklsdfhssdfkjlhsdfkjldhfjkldhfjklsdfhssdfkjlhsdfkjldhfjkldhfjklsdfhssdfkjlhsdfkjldhfjkldhfjklsdfhssdfkjlhsdfkjldhfjkldhfjklsdfhssdfkjlhsdfkjldhfjkldhfjklsdfhsasdfasdfasdfasdfjhgf';

const RUNS = 10000000;

$start = microtime(true);

for ($i = 0; $i < RUNS; ++$i) {

twistor

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am twistor on github.
• I am twistor (https://keybase.io/twistor) on keybase.
• I have a public key whose fingerprint is 0218 5669 E722 02F6 DC1B 21C8 538A 7E38 556C 2950

To claim this, I am signing this object:

twistor

<?php

/**
 * Memoizes another function.
 * 
 * This will cache the results of the provided function statically and in a 
 * cache bin. This should be used to cache expensive operations, not to replace
 * a simple static cache.
 * 
 * @param string $function