Ruby method chain

normal.rb

sample_text = "foo bar http://github.com/akitaonrails/chainable_methods foo bar"
sample_link = URI.extract(sample_text).first
uri = URI.parse(sample_link)
response = HTTParty.get(uri)
doc = Nokogiri::HTML.parse(response)
title = doc.css("H1").text

normal_but_awesome.rb

v = "foo bar http://github.com/akitaonrails/chainable_methods foo bar"
v = URI.extract(v).first
v = URI.parse(v)
v = HTTParty.get(v)
v = Nokogiri::HTML.parse(v)
v = v.css("H1").text