- 97% of statistics found in loading messages are false
- It was the ¯_(ツ)/¯ of times, it was the ¯_(ツ)/¯ of times
- Boob game strong
- I bet you don't even have the lung capacity to blow a whistle!
- I'm having nightmares that I forgot to back up my system
- You look like someone starved a virgin to death
- I don't want to live in a world where someone else is making the world a better place better than we are
- Your calves will never be big enuf
- Get your nails did
- You wish I was your pound cake
- Spend more time working on code that analyzes the meaning of metrics, than code that collects, moves, stores and displays metrics
- Losing feels worse than winning feels good
- Work is about a search for daily meaning [...] for a sort of life rather than a Monday through Friday sort of dying
- Half, not half-assed
- Don't major in the minors
- Try and leave this world a little better than you found it
- The fault, dear Dilbert, is not in our stars, but in ourselves
- No matter what you think you are selling, you are always selling the buyer's experience. For some work high prices improve the experience
- Build a world in a teacup
- The harder you work, the luckier you get
- A real dilly of a pickle
- Before Google there was your mom
- Custom loading message? Paid off
- Tea would be a tremendous with a cupcake!
- I wanna go full speed right away or nothin'
- Disainis pole kohta enda arvamusele
- Stop living in the past and suck it up, cupcake
- Knee deep in the big muddy
- It's not a typo, it's a feature
- We’re making the world a better place through constructing elegant hierarchies for maximum code reuse and extensibility
- Driving to the store doesn't always require building a road
- If she's 50% interested, she won't delete
- This is why they have this floor, you see
- Sub-par developers are worse than empty chairs
- You do not rise to the level of your goals. You fall to the level of your systems
- Only when the tide goes out do you discover who's been swimming naked
- The value of a life can be measured by one's ability to affect the destiny of one less advantaged
- 15 years of experience isn't good when you’ve done the first year 15 times
- Buy for parity, build for competitive advantage
- Never seen a ceilin' in my whole life
- It all works out in the end. If it hasn't, it isn't the end.
- "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic" - Arthur C. Clarke
- When you let the nose of the camel into the tent, the rest of him tends to follow
- Weeks of coding can save you hours of planning
- Computation costs aren't necessarily more important to optimize for than developer time
- "There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self." - Ernest Hemingway
- "How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard" - Winnie the Pooh
- A closed mouth never gets fed
- A squeaky wheels gets all the oil
- Making a small fortune is easy. You just have to start with a large fortune and then go into business
- I don't know shit about fuck
- "A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming, is not worth knowing" - Alan Perlis
- Remember, this work lets us have soft hands