Try Funtoo!

tryfuntoo.py3

!#/bin/python3

 # It's like http://www.funtoo.org/VagrantUp, but shorter:
 # First, install vagrant from vagrantup.com. 
 # Then, install Python3, by choosing whichever button looks biggest and brightest and has "Python 3" in it from here: https://www.python.org/downloads/
 # No, they don't make it easy, but remember, I *believe* in you.†

import os
import invoke

print ("maek with teh vagruntzingz!!!!! kaptunk!!!")

os.system("pip install invoke==dev")

invoke ("vagrant init lxmx_funtoo-201306 https://lxmx-vm.s3.amazonaws.com/vagrant/boxes/lxmx_funtoo-2013.06_chef-11.4.4.box")
invoke ("vagrant up")
invoke ("vagrant ssh")

exit()


 # You should now see a message like this: 
 # Last login: Wed Aug 12 08:45:03 UTC 2015 from 10.0.2.2 on ssh

 # >>> Release:                       stage3-generic_64-funtoo-current-2013-06-07
 # >>> Version:                       2013-06-07
 # >>> Created by:                    Daniel Robbins <drobbins@funtoo.org>
 #
 # >>> Send suggestions, improvements, bug reports relating to...
 
 # >>> This release:                  Daniel Robbins <drobbins@funtoo.org>
 # >>> Funtoo Linux (general):        Funtoo Linux (http://www.funtoo.org)
 # >>> Gentoo Linux (general):        Gentoo Linux (http://www.gentoo.org)
 #
 # NOTE: This message can be removed by deleting /etc/motd.


 # †"Believe in" may or may not be a euphemism for "spite". But seriously, these things reward a little persistence and modern character.