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Created July 3, 2020 10:37 — forked from hcgatewood/how-to-be-miserable.md
Checklist of strategies from Randy Paterson's How to Be Miserable: 40 Strategies You Already Use

Adopting a miserable lifestyle

  • 1. Avoid all exercise
  • 2. Eat what you're told
  • 3. Don't waste your life in bed
  • 4. Live better through chemistry
  • 5. Maximize your screen time
  • 6. If you want it, buy it
  • 7. Can't afford it? Get it anyway!
  • 8. Give 100 percent to your work