vanDonselaar

Architecture

Extremely important when designing a Google datacenter. Or if you're an Oracle consultant. But you're not. Stop drawing, start coding.

Bounded context

What does this word even mean? Please get back to work. And no, I don't even want to know what a bounded context is.

Contract testing

You're testing WHAT? Let your code generator do the work and focus on testing something useful.

Domain driven design

What the hell were you doing before then? Anecdotal Driven Design?

Event Driven / Event Storming

This is not Twitter/X. I bet you can update that database record synchronous in less than 100ms.

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