Playing with Switch & Case Statements.

returnoftheelderlywoman.js

var user = prompt("An elderly lady approaches you, brandishing a sharpened umbrella. Do you FIGHT, do you RUN or do you CURL up into the fetal position?").toUpperCase();

switch(user) {
    case 'FIGHT':
        console.log("You'd really hurt an old lady? For shame.");
        var hits = prompt("How many times will you hit her?");
        var sure = prompt("Are you sure?").toUpperCase();
        if (hits >= 1 && sure === 'YES') {
            console.log("How Heinous. She's dead. And you're a bad person.");
        } else if (hits === 0 || sure === 'NO' ) {
            console.log("Admirable. I'm glad you changed your mind.");
        } else {
            console.log("She attacked you first. You're dead.");
        }
        
        break;
    
    case 'RUN':
        console.log("You yella-bellied foo!");
        break;
        
    case 'CURL':
        console.log("She pokes you with her umbrella repeatedly until death envelopes you.");
        break;
        
    default: "You seemed to have typed an incorrect command, doofus. Try again.";
}