vbatts/lie-in.txt

## lie-in.txt
$ fortune -a -m "bathroom light"
%% (fortunes2)
Symptom:                Everything has gone dark.
Fault:                  The Bar is closing.
Action Required:        Panic.

Symptom:                You awaken to find your bed hard, cold and wet.
                        You cannot see the bathroom light.
Fault:                  You have spent the night in the gutter.
Action Required:        Check your watch to see if bars are open yet.  If not,
                        treat yourself to a lie-in.

                -- Bar Troubleshooting
	$ fortune -a -m "bathroom light"
	%% (fortunes2)
	Symptom: Everything has gone dark.
	Fault: The Bar is closing.
	Action Required: Panic.

	Symptom: You awaken to find your bed hard, cold and wet.
	You cannot see the bathroom light.
	Fault: You have spent the night in the gutter.
	Action Required: Check your watch to see if bars are open yet. If not,
	treat yourself to a lie-in.

	-- Bar Troubleshooting