test

 {
   "id": 1,
   "question": "Did you hear about the Native American man that drank 200 cups of tea?",
   "answer": "He nearly drown in his own tea pee."
 },
 {
   "id": 2,
   "question": "What's the best anti diarrheal prescription?",
   "answer": "Mycheexarphlexin"
 },
 {
   "id": 3,
   "question": "What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?",
   "answer": "Matt"
 },
 {
   "id": 4,
   "question": "Which Star Trek character is a member of the magic circle?",
   "answer": "Jean-Luc Pickacard"
 },
 {
   "id": 5,
   "question": "What's the difference between a bullet and a human?",
   "answer": "A bullet doesn't miss Harambe"
 },
 {
   "id": 6,
   "question": "Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?",
   "answer": "He was having a mid-life crisis"
 },
 {
   "id": 7,
   "question": "What's the difference between a corn husker with epilepsy and a hooker with dysentery?",
   "answer": "One shucks between fits..."
 },
 {
   "id": 8,
   "question": "Who is 2016's biggest sellout?",
   "answer": "Kevin Durant or Bernie Sanders?"
 },
 {
   "id": 9,
   "question": "Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?",
   "answer": "Because the shark burped. "
 },
 {
   "id": 10,
   "question": "What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?",
   "answer": "A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!"
 },
 {
   "id": 11,
   "question": "Why are there so many blood cells in female prisons?",
   "answer": "Because the sentences usually end with periods."
 },
 {
   "id": 12,
   "question": "What do you call a russian tree?",
   "answer": "Dimitree"
 },
 {
   "id": 13,
   "question": "How do you call it when an egg is on point?",
   "answer": "Egg zactly!"
 },
 {
   "id": 14,
   "question": "Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?",
   "answer": "A retail store."
 },
 {
   "id": 15,
   "question": "What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with diarrhea?",
   "answer": "One shucks between fits"
 },
 {
   "id": 16,
   "question": "Did you hear about the oyster who went to the ball?",
   "answer": "He pulled a muscle "
 },
 {
   "id": 17,
   "question": "Why are frogs so happy?",
   "answer": "They eat whatever bugs them."
 },
 {
   "id": 18,
   "question": "How do you turn an Indian woman on?",
   "answer": "Press the red button. "
 },
 {
   "id": 19,
   "question": "Shall I tell you the joke about the kidnappers?",
   "answer": "I'd better not. You might get carried away."
 },
 {
   "id": 20,
   "question": "Do you like fish sticks?",
   "answer": "Well then, you're a gay fish. "
 },
 {
   "id": 21,
   "question": "What did the 2 rednecks say after breaking up?",
   "answer": "Let's just be cousins. "
 },
 {
   "id": 22,
   "question": "What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?",
   "answer": "The Pizza doesn't scream when I put it in the oven."
 },
 {
   "id": 23,
   "question": "Why does Santa have three gardens?",
   "answer": "Q: Why does Santa have three gardens? A: So he can \"hoe, hoe, hoe.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 24,
   "question": "Why did the hipster burn his tongue?",
   "answer": "Because he drank his coffee before it was cool."
 },
 {
   "id": 25,
   "question": "Why did Mozart kill his chickens?",
   "answer": "They were yelling \"Bach Bach Bach Bach\""
 },
 {
   "id": 26,
   "question": "What is a pirate's worst nightmare?",
   "answer": "A sunken chest with no booty."
 },
 {
   "id": 27,
   "question": "Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?",
   "answer": "Because attachments are forbidden."
 },
 {
   "id": 28,
   "question": "What will happen if you went inside a black hole?",
   "answer": "I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world."
 },
 {
   "id": 29,
   "question": "Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?",
   "answer": "The Rooster"
 },
 {
   "id": 30,
   "question": "What's common between a good boyfriend and a lion?",
   "answer": "They're both ready to eat you"
 },
 {
   "id": 31,
   "question": "Who put semen in the basement?",
   "answer": "I don't know. That's just the way it's spelled."
 },
 {
   "id": 32,
   "question": "What do you do when your wife starts smoking?",
   "answer": "Slow down and apply lube"
 },
 {
   "id": 33,
   "question": "Want to hear a joke about UDP?",
   "answer": "Never mind. you won't get it, and I won't care"
 },
 {
   "id": 34,
   "question": "[OC] Person 1: What do your parents do?",
   "answer": "Person 2:They're doctors, what do your parents do? 1: They beat me with pool sticks. 2: Oh, they must be really good at billiards. "
 },
 {
   "id": 35,
   "question": "What species are the best rappers?",
   "answer": "Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire."
 },
 {
   "id": 36,
   "question": "What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?",
   "answer": "Leave my presents"
 },
 {
   "id": 37,
   "question": "What is statistically three times worse than a war?",
   "answer": "Three wars"
 },
 {
   "id": 38,
   "question": "What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?",
   "answer": "A receding  line."
 },
 {
   "id": 39,
   "question": "I've got a dead budgie for sale, anyone interested?",
   "answer": "It isn't going cheep."
 },
 {
   "id": 40,
   "question": "What is the politically correct name for \"African Americans with Down Syndrome\" group?",
   "answer": "Black Lives Matter Edit1: No Im not targeting black people, or people with actual Down syndrome, just that group"
 },
 {
   "id": 41,
   "question": "Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?",
   "answer": "Because he was outstanding in his field"
 },
 {
   "id": 42,
   "question": "How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder."
 },
 {
   "id": 43,
   "question": "What is a NYC nanosecond?",
   "answer": "If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green."
 },
 {
   "id": 44,
   "question": "Where do Tumblr users go to pray?",
   "answer": "The Cis-Teen Chapel"
 },
 {
   "id": 45,
   "question": "Q: What did the left leg say to the right leg?",
   "answer": "A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard."
 },
 {
   "id": 46,
   "question": "What's below your sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na knees?",
   "answer": "Your Guns N' Toeses I'll see myself out."
 },
 {
   "id": 47,
   "question": "How do Humans Reproduce?",
   "answer": "A: Sexually B: Sexually C: Sexually"
 },
 {
   "id": 48,
   "question": "How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?",
   "answer": "Nun chucks. "
 },
 {
   "id": 49,
   "question": "Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes?",
   "answer": "He uses the finest ingredients."
 },
 {
   "id": 50,
   "question": "What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?",
   "answer": "The Orange has thick skin and people actually like it."
 },
 {
   "id": 51,
   "question": "Why did the man apply for the job at the Model T factory?",
   "answer": "He heard it was a great line of work."
 },
 {
   "id": 52,
   "question": "How is life as a virgin?",
   "answer": "Its hard"
 },
 {
   "id": 53,
   "question": "Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?",
   "answer": "She's a transparent. "
 },
 {
   "id": 54,
   "question": "What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?",
   "answer": "Goes to a retail store to find another one."
 },
 {
   "id": 55,
   "question": "Why don't Mexicans take drivers Ed and sex Ed on the same day?",
   "answer": "They have to give the donkey a break. "
 },
 {
   "id": 56,
   "question": "Is this InkJet any good?",
   "answer": "Sure, we've sold it to royalty Princesses? Mate, it prints ALL the letters!"
 },
 {
   "id": 57,
   "question": "Why was the Router released early from prison?",
   "answer": "It had connections."
 },
 {
   "id": 58,
   "question": "Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?",
   "answer": "Huge Jackman"
 },
 {
   "id": 59,
   "question": "What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?",
   "answer": "No hard feelings."
 },
 {
   "id": 60,
   "question": "Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?",
   "answer": "They're making headlines everywhere."
 },
 {
   "id": 61,
   "question": "Guess how many girlfriends I have right now?",
   "answer": "Well, it's hard to even count, I will just give you a range of about how many. The range is <1."
 },
 {
   "id": 62,
   "question": "What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?",
   "answer": "Christopher Walken"
 },
 {
   "id": 63,
   "question": "What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?",
   "answer": "If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt."
 },
 {
   "id": 64,
   "question": "Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?",
   "answer": "They always take things literally."
 },
 {
   "id": 65,
   "question": "What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian?",
   "answer": "Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't."
 },
 {
   "id": 66,
   "question": "What's the difference between OP and eggs?",
   "answer": "Eggs actually get laid. "
 },
 {
   "id": 67,
   "question": "What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?",
   "answer": "An Aflacco"
 },
 {
   "id": 68,
   "question": "Do you know why the Amish girl was excommunicated?",
   "answer": "Too Mennonite "
 },
 {
   "id": 69,
   "question": "What's the difference between someone unemployed and a gender-expert?",
   "answer": "Nothing"
 },
 {
   "id": 70,
   "question": "What's better than Norwegian Beef Stew?",
   "answer": "No Beef Stew at all"
 },
 {
   "id": 71,
   "question": "What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?",
   "answer": "Thanks for the gold!"
 },
 {
   "id": 72,
   "question": "What do my dad and Carly Rae Jepsen have in common?",
   "answer": "They both said they were just going to the store"
 },
 {
   "id": 73,
   "question": "What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?",
   "answer": "Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?"
 },
 {
   "id": 74,
   "question": "How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?",
   "answer": "They don't.  They just beat the room for being black."
 },
 {
   "id": 75,
   "question": "What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?",
   "answer": "A wet nose"
 },
 {
   "id": 76,
   "question": "What do you call two bananas?",
   "answer": "Slippers"
 },
 {
   "id": 77,
   "question": "why do nice girls always go for the assholes?",
   "answer": "I don't even like pegging."
 },
 {
   "id": 78,
   "question": "What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?",
   "answer": "Where's my tractor?"
 },
 {
   "id": 79,
   "question": "What’s the difference between a joke and two dicks?",
   "answer": "Redditors can’t take a joke."
 },
 {
   "id": 80,
   "question": "What's the worst part about eating vegetables?",
   "answer": "Finding a place to put the wheelchairs."
 },
 {
   "id": 81,
   "question": "What should you do when people talk behind your back?",
   "answer": "Fart"
 },
 {
   "id": 82,
   "question": "What's Desiigner's favorite car?",
   "answer": "Kia Kia Kia"
 },
 {
   "id": 83,
   "question": "What's cheaper, Beer Nuts or Deer Nuts?",
   "answer": "Deer Nuts. Beer Nuts are $1.49, while Deer nuts are under a Buck!"
 },
 {
   "id": 84,
   "question": "If the bird of peace if the dove, what's the bird of love?",
   "answer": "The swallow. "
 },
 {
   "id": 85,
   "question": "What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?",
   "answer": "A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter."
 },
 {
   "id": 86,
   "question": "What do they say in every infomercial in Kuwait?",
   "answer": "But Kuwait, there's more!"
 },
 {
   "id": 87,
   "question": "What do you call a man with no shin ?",
   "answer": "Tony"
 },
 {
   "id": 88,
   "question": "Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?",
   "answer": "He got AIIIIIDS."
 },
 {
   "id": 89,
   "question": "How to you embarrasses an archaeologist?",
   "answer": "Give him a tampon and ask what period its from. "
 },
 {
   "id": 90,
   "question": "Why'd the vulture check his bag?",
   "answer": "The airline didn't allow carrion luggage."
 },
 {
   "id": 91,
   "question": "Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?",
   "answer": "They don't like getting sand in their crack."
 },
 {
   "id": 92,
   "question": "Is anyone seeing Rouge 1 this week?",
   "answer": "I hear it's the prequel to Maroon 5."
 },
 {
   "id": 93,
   "question": "What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?",
   "answer": "The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green."
 },
 {
   "id": 94,
   "question": "Wife:Isn't hot in here hun?",
   "answer": "Troll husband : It kinda is, ill adjust the AC."
 },
 {
   "id": 95,
   "question": "Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who?",
   "answer": "Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave."
 },
 {
   "id": 96,
   "question": "What did Mohammad eat while in the Holy Land?",
   "answer": "Makkah-roni and cheese!"
 },
 {
   "id": 97,
   "question": "Boy to Girl- Hi Sweetheart, How is your day going?",
   "answer": "G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape."
 },
 {
   "id": 98,
   "question": "What were the last things going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?",
   "answer": "Their ankles"
 },
 {
   "id": 99,
   "question": "Why do black people like Korean food?",
   "answer": "Because it has a little Seoul in it."
 },
 {
   "id": 100,
   "question": "What do you call an overweight bounty hunter?",
   "answer": "Boba Fat"
 },
 {
   "id": 101,
   "question": "What did the beaver say when he fell in water?",
   "answer": "Damn it."
 },
 {
   "id": 102,
   "question": "Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?",
   "answer": "So the can finally have a good Olympic team."
 },
 {
   "id": 103,
   "question": "How do you make a dead baby float?",
   "answer": "Easy! Just add Root beer and Ice Cream!"
 },
 {
   "id": 104,
   "question": "Why did the Muslim man have to build a house for his wives before he could eat KFC?",
   "answer": "No harem, no fowl."
 },
 {
   "id": 105,
   "question": "How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?",
   "answer": "It took the bus."
 },
 {
   "id": 106,
   "question": "Did you hear about the streaker in church?",
   "answer": "He got caught by the organ"
 },
 {
   "id": 107,
   "question": "What is it called when the police work overtime?",
   "answer": "Copper Nitrate."
 },
 {
   "id": 108,
   "question": "Why do Jewish men get circumcised ?",
   "answer": "Cause Jewish women won't touch anything that's not 10% off."
 },
 {
   "id": 109,
   "question": "Why do riot police get to work early?",
   "answer": "To beat the crowd"
 },
 {
   "id": 110,
   "question": "What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?",
   "answer": "Nothing, he's Snowden. "
 },
 {
   "id": 111,
   "question": "Why buttock implants are popular in Australia?",
   "answer": "Because boob jobs are cheaper down under."
 },
 {
   "id": 112,
   "question": "What would be the first thing D. J. Trump would write in the Death Note (if it would exist)??",
   "answer": "\"YUUUUUGEE\""
 },
 {
   "id": 113,
   "question": "What did the horse say to the other horse?",
   "answer": "Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!"
 },
 {
   "id": 114,
   "question": "What does a suicide bomber say when he's teaching class?",
   "answer": "Pay attention! I'm only going to show this once."
 },
 {
   "id": 115,
   "question": "Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?",
   "answer": "To get to the other side."
 },
 {
   "id": 116,
   "question": "What did one ass cheek say to the other?",
   "answer": "We gotta hold this shit together. "
 },
 {
   "id": 117,
   "question": "How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "The answer may shock you."
 },
 {
   "id": 118,
   "question": "Did you hear about the UK banning hummus?",
   "answer": "It's because it has chickpea in it."
 },
 {
   "id": 119,
   "question": "What do you call a female android?",
   "answer": "Synthia Lmao"
 },
 {
   "id": 120,
   "question": "Police Officer: \"Can you identify yourself, Sir\"?",
   "answer": "Driver pulls out his mirror and says: \"Yes, it's me\"."
 },
 {
   "id": 121,
   "question": "What's 11 & 2?",
   "answer": "The Cowboys"
 },
 {
   "id": 122,
   "question": "What car does a Mexican drive?",
   "answer": "A Quebrolet."
 },
 {
   "id": 123,
   "question": "What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies?",
   "answer": "A frothel"
 },
 {
   "id": 124,
   "question": "How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?",
   "answer": "poop."
 },
 {
   "id": 125,
   "question": "What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?",
   "answer": "A runner in scoring position."
 },
 {
   "id": 126,
   "question": "What happens when a pirate turns 60?",
   "answer": "He joins AARP"
 },
 {
   "id": 127,
   "question": "how many black live matters protester does it take to screw in a light bulb?",
   "answer": "no one knows it was too dark to see them."
 },
 {
   "id": 128,
   "question": "Did you hear about that Native American who drank ten cups of tea one night?",
   "answer": "They found him dead the next day in his teepee "
 },
 {
   "id": 129,
   "question": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?",
   "answer": "Bare Grylls"
 },
 {
   "id": 130,
   "question": "What do A Tribe Called Quest and margarine have in common?",
   "answer": "It's like butter, baby."
 },
 {
   "id": 131,
   "question": "Why did the chicken cross the road?",
   "answer": "To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken."
 },
 {
   "id": 132,
   "question": "What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?",
   "answer": "I drew drew"
 },
 {
   "id": 133,
   "question": "What do you call a snowman who cons people?",
   "answer": "A snowfake I thought it was appropriate for this time of year. Merry Christmas reddit! You have my permission to tell this at any Xmas parties you attend"
 },
 {
   "id": 134,
   "question": "What do you call a snail on a sail boat?",
   "answer": "A snailor"
 },
 {
   "id": 135,
   "question": "What did Tom hanks do in the woods?",
   "answer": "He took a forrest dump."
 },
 {
   "id": 136,
   "question": "What do you call a herpes pun?",
   "answer": "a play on warts"
 },
 {
   "id": 137,
   "question": "How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "One, or two? One, or two? "
 },
 {
   "id": 138,
   "question": "Genie: what's your first wish?",
   "answer": "Mick: I wish I were Incredibly wealthy!   Genie: You were incredibly wealthy. Mick: No you imbecile, I wish I WAS RICH   Genie: You are Rich Rich: Well that backfired but... Genie: ...but a deal is a deal and you promised to use your third wish to set me fre.. Rich: I WISH GENIE WAS HUMAN!"
 },
 {
   "id": 139,
   "question": "What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?",
   "answer": "A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff"
 },
 {
   "id": 140,
   "question": "What do you call a girl on the grill?",
   "answer": "Patty"
 },
 {
   "id": 141,
   "question": "What do successful prostitutes have?",
   "answer": "Business acumen"
 },
 {
   "id": 142,
   "question": "What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?",
   "answer": "Earth wind and fire"
 },
 {
   "id": 143,
   "question": "What's a computer's favorite beat?",
   "answer": "An algo-rhythm "
 },
 {
   "id": 144,
   "question": "What did the Special Needs Rowing Team decide to call themselves?",
   "answer": "Oartism"
 },
 {
   "id": 145,
   "question": "Want to hear a word I just made up?",
   "answer": "Plagiarism"
 },
 {
   "id": 146,
   "question": "WIFE: The car won’t start. Can you pick me up at the drive through McDonald's in town?",
   "answer": "ME: There isn’t a drive through in town  WIFE: There is now"
 },
 {
   "id": 147,
   "question": "What's green and flies over Poland?",
   "answer": "Snotzis."
 },
 {
   "id": 148,
   "question": "How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?",
   "answer": "Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right."
 },
 {
   "id": 149,
   "question": "Why did the three year old African boy buy a red convertible?",
   "answer": "He was having a midlife crisis."
 },
 {
   "id": 150,
   "question": "Did you hear about the kidnapping at the local school?",
   "answer": "It's okay, he woke up."
 },
 {
   "id": 151,
   "question": "What do you call an indian with pink hair?",
   "answer": "Ghandi Floss!"
 },
 {
   "id": 152,
   "question": "what did the cell that got stepped on by it's sister say?",
   "answer": "mitosis."
 },
 {
   "id": 153,
   "question": "When is a car, not a car?",
   "answer": "When it turns into a driveway."
 },
 {
   "id": 154,
   "question": "What side do turkeys have the most feathers on?",
   "answer": "The outside."
 },
 {
   "id": 155,
   "question": "What do boobs and Christmas trees have in common?",
   "answer": "When you see really nice ones, you have to ask if they are real or fake "
 },
 {
   "id": 156,
   "question": "What do you call a couple having sex in a moving car?",
   "answer": "Burning rubber"
 },
 {
   "id": 157,
   "question": "What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?",
   "answer": "There is no cod"
 },
 {
   "id": 158,
   "question": "What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?",
   "answer": "A philosophy student asks you   you want fries with that"
 },
 {
   "id": 159,
   "question": "Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?",
   "answer": "Everywhere. "
 },
 {
   "id": 160,
   "question": "Why is the state of Israel like laundry?",
   "answer": "Its a part Tide"
 },
 {
   "id": 161,
   "question": "Whats a ducks favourite drug?",
   "answer": "Quack cocaine"
 },
 {
   "id": 162,
   "question": "How do you kill 27 people with one punch?",
   "answer": "With a Sandy Hook"
 },
 {
   "id": 163,
   "question": "What do \"fake news\" and isis have in common?",
   "answer": "They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed"
 },
 {
   "id": 164,
   "question": "Who won the international race?",
   "answer": "It was a Thai."
 },
 {
   "id": 165,
   "question": "What do you call a slut that can think?",
   "answer": "A thot."
 },
 {
   "id": 166,
   "question": "Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?",
   "answer": "Neither. I have a friend who works in computers."
 },
 {
   "id": 167,
   "question": "Why won't Jonas Bjerre, Johan Wohlert nor Silas Utke Graae Jørgensen use guitars?",
   "answer": "Because guitars make music."
 },
 {
   "id": 168,
   "question": "What's the difference between a trump supporter and a newly adopted Siberian husky?",
   "answer": "The dog has the mental fortitude to realize he's just gotten owned by a Russian."
 },
 {
   "id": 169,
   "question": "What did Anakin say to Padme right before they had sex?",
   "answer": "Let's see those Naboobies."
 },
 {
   "id": 170,
   "question": "What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?",
   "answer": "Jupiter"
 },
 {
   "id": 171,
   "question": "What do you call a cow with a twitch?",
   "answer": "Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef"
 },
 {
   "id": 172,
   "question": "What do you call an old Spanish car?",
   "answer": "FeO"
 },
 {
   "id": 173,
   "question": "How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?",
   "answer": "He felt his presents."
 },
 {
   "id": 174,
   "question": "What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?",
   "answer": "Namastè (nah-ima-stay)"
 },
 {
   "id": 175,
   "question": "What's the difference between a Nazi and a gay man?",
   "answer": "Which side of the gas chamber they're on."
 },
 {
   "id": 176,
   "question": "What do you call a pine cone that creates exact replicas of itself?",
   "answer": "A pine clone"
 },
 {
   "id": 177,
   "question": "What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?",
   "answer": "Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made."
 },
 {
   "id": 178,
   "question": "What's the difference between a frog and a horny toad?",
   "answer": "One goes \"ribbit ribbit\", the other goes \"rub it rub it\"."
 },
 {
   "id": 179,
   "question": "What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?",
   "answer": "I wouldn't pay £50 to have a lentil on my face... "
 },
 {
   "id": 180,
   "question": "What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?",
   "answer": "Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content."
 },
 {
   "id": 181,
   "question": "How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes."
 },
 {
   "id": 182,
   "question": "How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?",
   "answer": "None. That's a hardware problem."
 },
 {
   "id": 183,
   "question": "What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle?",
   "answer": "Wipe it off and apologise"
 },
 {
   "id": 184,
   "question": "What do you call a black man in space?",
   "answer": "An astronaut."
 },
 {
   "id": 185,
   "question": "How do you get an art major off your front porch?",
   "answer": "Pay for the pizza!"
 },
 {
   "id": 186,
   "question": "Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?",
   "answer": "It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure. "
 },
 {
   "id": 187,
   "question": "What is ISIS's favorite mathematical operation?",
   "answer": "Square Root.  Anything it is applied to becomes radicalized. "
 },
 {
   "id": 188,
   "question": "Why are there no female serial killers ??",
   "answer": "Because after the first kill, they have to tell someone."
 },
 {
   "id": 189,
   "question": "How do you blindfold an Asian?",
   "answer": "With dental floss."
 },
 {
   "id": 190,
   "question": "How do you make an octopus laugh?",
   "answer": "Give it ten tickles"
 },
 {
   "id": 191,
   "question": "Why do dogs lick each other?",
   "answer": "Because they can't make a fist."
 },
 {
   "id": 192,
   "question": "What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?",
   "answer": "They're all Renaissance Italian artists. "
 },
 {
   "id": 193,
   "question": "What's brown and sticky?",
   "answer": "A stick."
 },
 {
   "id": 194,
   "question": "What do you call a half gay person on a bike?",
   "answer": "A bicyclist"
 },
 {
   "id": 195,
   "question": "What does a new pilot do?",
   "answer": "Wing it. "
 },
 {
   "id": 196,
   "question": "Why is it great to date a duck?",
   "answer": "Whenever you go out to eat they always have the bill. "
 },
 {
   "id": 197,
   "question": "Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?",
   "answer": "I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care."
 },
 {
   "id": 198,
   "question": "What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?",
   "answer": "Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee."
 },
 {
   "id": 199,
   "question": "What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?",
   "answer": "How they process things."
 },
 {
   "id": 200,
   "question": "Why don't airplanes make good dads?",
   "answer": "They are always taking off."
 },
 {
   "id": 201,
   "question": "Why are all Jewish men circumcised ?",
   "answer": "Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off."
 },
 {
   "id": 202,
   "question": "What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other?",
   "answer": "An air mattress."
 },
 {
   "id": 203,
   "question": "What's a neckbeard's favorite metal?",
   "answer": "m'ladium"
 },
 {
   "id": 204,
   "question": "My 8 year old today: Who serves the toilet?",
   "answer": "The buuttt-lerrr!"
 },
 {
   "id": 205,
   "question": "How do police informants begin their jokes?",
   "answer": "Nark Nark"
 },
 {
   "id": 206,
   "question": "How can you tell if a witch is racist?",
   "answer": "See if she'll perform black magic."
 },
 {
   "id": 207,
   "question": "Where do cowboys cook their meals?",
   "answer": "On the range"
 },
 {
   "id": 208,
   "question": "Why do people call Pokemon Ruby, Sapphire and Emerald the \"teenage years\" of Pokemon?",
   "answer": "Because they were super horny."
 },
 {
   "id": 209,
   "question": "Knock knock! Who's There?",
   "answer": "(Interrupting the whos there) Penny!"
 },
 {
   "id": 210,
   "question": "Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?",
   "answer": "He was lucky it was a soft drink"
 },
 {
   "id": 211,
   "question": "Did you hear about the new rating scale for how colorblind someone is?",
   "answer": "Its called the greyscale"
 },
 {
   "id": 212,
   "question": "What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?",
   "answer": "It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.  "
 },
 {
   "id": 213,
   "question": "Why does Tiger Woods make the best milkshakes?",
   "answer": "He uses the best ingredients. "
 },
 {
   "id": 214,
   "question": "How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?",
   "answer": "You have to chew before you swallow!"
 },
 {
   "id": 215,
   "question": "Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?",
   "answer": "Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood."
 },
 {
   "id": 216,
   "question": "What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?",
   "answer": "Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup."
 },
 {
   "id": 217,
   "question": "What does the MacBook have in common with Donald Trump?",
   "answer": "I would tell you.... But I don't compare apples to oranges."
 },
 {
   "id": 218,
   "question": "Where do you find a dog with no legs?",
   "answer": "Where you left it"
 },
 {
   "id": 219,
   "question": "What do you call it when Batman skips church..?",
   "answer": "Christian Bale. "
 },
 {
   "id": 220,
   "question": "What do blind fisherman use as bait?",
   "answer": "Clickbait."
 },
 {
   "id": 221,
   "question": "What do you call an appetizer made with duck?",
   "answer": "Pregame."
 },
 {
   "id": 222,
   "question": "How much room is needed for fungi to grow?",
   "answer": "As mushroom as possible"
 },
 {
   "id": 223,
   "question": "Whats black and isn't working?",
   "answer": "Black lives matter."
 },
 {
   "id": 224,
   "question": "\"Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Maryland State Lottery?",
   "answer": "The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 225,
   "question": "What is your name?",
   "answer": "\"Carmen. Well, actually, my name is Laura, but since I like cars and men so much...Car-men. What is yours?\" \"Beerpussy\""
 },
 {
   "id": 226,
   "question": "Why are all my black friends so tall?",
   "answer": "Because their knee grows."
 },
 {
   "id": 227,
   "question": "Why the full we don't have any jokes about Islam?",
   "answer": "Is it because it's a joke by itself or what."
 },
 {
   "id": 228,
   "question": "What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?",
   "answer": "He flushed. "
 },
 {
   "id": 229,
   "question": "Do you know the difference between lunch and a blowjob?",
   "answer": "You don't??? We should have lunch sometime!"
 },
 {
   "id": 230,
   "question": "What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?",
   "answer": "\"You're dead to me\""
 },
 {
   "id": 231,
   "question": "What do you call a fat prostitute in space?",
   "answer": "A meaty whore."
 },
 {
   "id": 232,
   "question": "Doctor: Did you come to see me with and eye problem?",
   "answer": "Patient: Yes doctor, how do you know? Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door."
 },
 {
   "id": 233,
   "question": "Why didn't Keanu Reeves eat his breakfast cereal?",
   "answer": "Because....there is no spoon."
 },
 {
   "id": 234,
   "question": "Why did the board game factory close?",
   "answer": "It was counter productive."
 },
 {
   "id": 235,
   "question": "What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?",
   "answer": "An impeach."
 },
 {
   "id": 236,
   "question": "How do you drown a blonde?",
   "answer": "Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool."
 },
 {
   "id": 237,
   "question": "What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?",
   "answer": "Ex-Benedict. "
 },
 {
   "id": 238,
   "question": "Where does a two dimensional man live?",
   "answer": "A flat."
 },
 {
   "id": 239,
   "question": "Who just can't get enough of one liners?",
   "answer": "Coke addicts."
 },
 {
   "id": 240,
   "question": "What do Spider-Man and Windows 98 have in common?",
   "answer": "They're always rebooting. "
 },
 {
   "id": 241,
   "question": "Why cant you watch TV in Afghanistan?",
   "answer": "Because of the tele-ban."
 },
 {
   "id": 242,
   "question": "What did the elephant say?",
   "answer": "What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls?  Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!"
 },
 {
   "id": 243,
   "question": "What is red and bad for your teeth?",
   "answer": "A brick."
 },
 {
   "id": 244,
   "question": "Wanna dance?",
   "answer": "Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the another one was beautiful. Dave walked straight to the ugly girl. Dave: Hello! Ugly girl: Hi!! Dave: Wanna dance? Ugly Girl: Yes (excited) Dave: OK, Go and dance. I wanna talk to your friend."
 },
 {
   "id": 245,
   "question": "How are Santa Claus and a Catholic priest alike?",
   "answer": "They both come out of little boys rooms with empty sacks."
 },
 {
   "id": 246,
   "question": "What is yellow and rolls down a hill?",
   "answer": "Mustard in a rollerskate"
 },
 {
   "id": 247,
   "question": "Why is \"My Own Worst Enemy\" a great song?",
   "answer": "Because it's Lit!"
 },
 {
   "id": 248,
   "question": "What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?",
   "answer": "Linoleum Blownapart"
 },
 {
   "id": 249,
   "question": "Did you know Helen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard?",
   "answer": "Neither did she."
 },
 {
   "id": 250,
   "question": "What's a redditor's favorite pasta?",
   "answer": "Copypasta"
 },
 {
   "id": 251,
   "question": "What's the difference between a duck?",
   "answer": "One leg is both the same."
 },
 {
   "id": 252,
   "question": "Ever tried eating a clock?",
   "answer": "It's time consuming. "
 },
 {
   "id": 253,
   "question": "Why is the ocean so salty?",
   "answer": "Because the land never waves back "
 },
 {
   "id": 254,
   "question": "Why transformer vibrates?",
   "answer": "if You had 100 periods a second you would vibrate too."
 },
 {
   "id": 255,
   "question": "Is your refrigerator running?",
   "answer": "Then you better go catch it!"
 },
 {
   "id": 256,
   "question": "Do you ever talk to yourself?",
   "answer": "I wasn't talking to you."
 },
 {
   "id": 257,
   "question": "When do cows go to sleep?",
   "answer": "Pasture bedtime."
 },
 {
   "id": 258,
   "question": "How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "Look, we can change the lightbulb. That I will tell you. We're changing it, ok? And I understand what you're saying, I hear it all the time. People call me and say \"Is the lightbulb really dead?\". Thats what they are asking me, its unbelievable. The lightbulb is in big trouble, that I can tell you. But we are going to change it. "
 },
 {
   "id": 259,
   "question": "What did the 0 say to the 8?",
   "answer": "\"Nice belt.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 260,
   "question": "What do short people call something that's too high up?",
   "answer": "Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach "
 },
 {
   "id": 261,
   "question": "Why is Yoda the worst copilot?",
   "answer": "\"Yoda, are we still going the right way?\" \"Off course we are\""
 },
 {
   "id": 262,
   "question": "What do you call a non-practicing Jew?",
   "answer": "Jew-ish."
 },
 {
   "id": 263,
   "question": "What do you call a runner who hates every event but his own?",
   "answer": "A raceist "
 },
 {
   "id": 264,
   "question": "What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?",
   "answer": "A paraplegic"
 },
 {
   "id": 265,
   "question": "Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced \"Chlistmas\"?",
   "answer": "Because there's no L. "
 },
 {
   "id": 266,
   "question": "Why did the Jewish man become a banker?",
   "answer": "We're unsure, but he has a nose for it. "
 },
 {
   "id": 267,
   "question": "What do Prime Numbers and Basic Bitches have in common?",
   "answer": "They both literally can't even"
 },
 {
   "id": 268,
   "question": "Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?",
   "answer": "The only improvement you can make is getting undressed. "
 },
 {
   "id": 269,
   "question": "Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?",
   "answer": "Because Dec 25 = Oct 31"
 },
 {
   "id": 270,
   "question": "What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?",
   "answer": "A trifle!"
 },
 {
   "id": 271,
   "question": "What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?",
   "answer": "The Holocaust."
 },
 {
   "id": 272,
   "question": "What did Jesus say to Melchior?",
   "answer": "Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!"
 },
 {
   "id": 273,
   "question": "Afraid your kid might be a commie?",
   "answer": "Well if he paints one of his bedroom walls red with some yellow stars or a hammer and sickle, that's a huge red flag."
 },
 {
   "id": 274,
   "question": "Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?",
   "answer": "Autobots Roll Out!"
 },
 {
   "id": 275,
   "question": "Why do Indians hate snow?",
   "answer": "It's white and it's on their land."
 },
 {
   "id": 276,
   "question": "Why did princess Diana cross the road?",
   "answer": "She forgot to wear a seatbelt. "
 },
 {
   "id": 277,
   "question": "How did redditor heckle the stand up comic?",
   "answer": "\"The real joke is always in the comments!\""
 },
 {
   "id": 278,
   "question": "What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?",
   "answer": "He was far out man. -_-"
 },
 {
   "id": 279,
   "question": "What disease does a married man have?",
   "answer": "onejina"
 },
 {
   "id": 280,
   "question": "What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?",
   "answer": "Always tip your server."
 },
 {
   "id": 281,
   "question": "Why are Alabama weddings so small?",
   "answer": "They've only gotta invite one family"
 },
 {
   "id": 282,
   "question": "What should you not gift a Syrian this year?",
   "answer": "A drone"
 },
 {
   "id": 283,
   "question": "Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?",
   "answer": "Because: Camilla Parker Bowles."
 },
 {
   "id": 284,
   "question": "Know what's the perfect example of a queue?",
   "answer": "The remaining 4 letters are still waiting for their turn. "
 },
 {
   "id": 285,
   "question": "Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?",
   "answer": "They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."
 },
 {
   "id": 286,
   "question": "Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?",
   "answer": "Because they are all Targets."
 },
 {
   "id": 287,
   "question": "How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "None 'cause it's already lit, fam. "
 },
 {
   "id": 288,
   "question": "What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?",
   "answer": "Mr.President"
 },
 {
   "id": 289,
   "question": "Why do I not laugh at your jokes anymore?",
   "answer": "Because I've \"reddit\" before"
 },
 {
   "id": 290,
   "question": "(Dark) What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?",
   "answer": "Its easy to break the little light inside them."
 },
 {
   "id": 291,
   "question": "What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?",
   "answer": "Nails in their hands and feet"
 },
 {
   "id": 292,
   "question": "How many vegans does it take to eat a cheeseburger?",
   "answer": "One if nobody's looking."
 },
 {
   "id": 293,
   "question": "How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams \"REPOST\""
 },
 {
   "id": 294,
   "question": "What do a Boston Marathon runner and Hitler have in common?",
   "answer": "Neither can finish a race."
 },
 {
   "id": 295,
   "question": "Wanna hear a dirty joke?",
   "answer": "Two pigs playing in the mud"
 },
 {
   "id": 296,
   "question": "What is a musician's favorite computer?",
   "answer": "A Dell"
 },
 {
   "id": 297,
   "question": "What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?",
   "answer": "A bird watcher."
 },
 {
   "id": 298,
   "question": "Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?",
   "answer": "He was stuffed."
 },
 {
   "id": 299,
   "question": "Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?",
   "answer": "Because the they have an excuse to buy hose"
 },
 {
   "id": 300,
   "question": "What does Reddit share in common with the real world?",
   "answer": "A messed up system of karma"
 },
 {
   "id": 301,
   "question": "What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?",
   "answer": "I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face."
 },
 {
   "id": 302,
   "question": "Wanna hear a joke about a piece of paper?",
   "answer": "Never mind, it’s tearable."
 },
 {
   "id": 303,
   "question": "What do you call an iron cat?",
   "answer": "A FEline."
 },
 {
   "id": 304,
   "question": "What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?",
   "answer": "Qui-Gon Gin."
 },
 {
   "id": 305,
   "question": "What did the banana say to the vibrator?",
   "answer": "Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me."
 },
 {
   "id": 306,
   "question": "What do you call a group of ravens?",
   "answer": "Ray Lewis"
 },
 {
   "id": 307,
   "question": "What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?",
   "answer": "He de-deuces."
 },
 {
   "id": 308,
   "question": "What do you call a dog with 2 legs?",
   "answer": "Snoop Dogg."
 },
 {
   "id": 309,
   "question": "Obama: (sighs) Joe, what happened to all of the pens that were in this container yesterday?",
   "answer": "Biden: I hid them from Trump because he won't need them. He already has his own Obama: Oh really? How do you know? Biden: Seriously, I'm not lying. Trust me, he has his own Pence"
 },
 {
   "id": 310,
   "question": "What did the sex offender say when he robbed the Pokémon Center?",
   "answer": "\"Nurse, let me take a Pikachu.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 311,
   "question": "Has anyone ever tasted novocaine?",
   "answer": "It's really nummy."
 },
 {
   "id": 312,
   "question": "Why does Rihanna hate racing against a shit covered Jesus?",
   "answer": "Because Christ Brown always beats her"
 },
 {
   "id": 313,
   "question": "What do Greeks use to listen to music?",
   "answer": "Spartify"
 },
 {
   "id": 314,
   "question": "What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?",
   "answer": "A Microwave."
 },
 {
   "id": 315,
   "question": "Why are girlfriends like plungers?",
   "answer": "They are always bringing up old shit"
 },
 {
   "id": 316,
   "question": "Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?",
   "answer": "I asked him and he said, \"I still love vista, baby!\""
 },
 {
   "id": 317,
   "question": "Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?",
   "answer": "They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin."
 },
 {
   "id": 318,
   "question": "How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?",
   "answer": "A thief in the knight"
 },
 {
   "id": 319,
   "question": "How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything!"
 },
 {
   "id": 320,
   "question": "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?",
   "answer": "A whole chuck-load. "
 },
 {
   "id": 321,
   "question": "Why couldnt the feminist screw in a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "Because there was a glass ceiling."
 },
 {
   "id": 322,
   "question": "What do you call a gay philosopher?",
   "answer": "Pyfagoras"
 },
 {
   "id": 323,
   "question": "How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?",
   "answer": "Have your mom sit down on a golf course."
 },
 {
   "id": 324,
   "question": "What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?",
   "answer": "Getting hit on by an ugly stranger."
 },
 {
   "id": 325,
   "question": "Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?",
   "answer": "-Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done."
 },
 {
   "id": 326,
   "question": "Why did the little girl fall off the swing?",
   "answer": "Because she had no arms "
 },
 {
   "id": 327,
   "question": "What do you call the 'n' in government?",
   "answer": "CryptoN Only few will get this"
 },
 {
   "id": 328,
   "question": "Why did the mushroom go to the party?",
   "answer": "Because he was a fungi"
 },
 {
   "id": 329,
   "question": "Why did the console peasant cross the road?",
   "answer": "To render the other side."
 },
 {
   "id": 330,
   "question": "What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?",
   "answer": "Philately will get you no where."
 },
 {
   "id": 331,
   "question": "What happens when you spin an Asian around?",
   "answer": "He becomes disoriental"
 },
 {
   "id": 332,
   "question": "What do you call a Jewish Pokémon trainer?",
   "answer": "Ash"
 },
 {
   "id": 333,
   "question": "What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?",
   "answer": "\"Top notch\"."
 },
 {
   "id": 334,
   "question": "What's your greatest weakness?",
   "answer": "\"Honesty.\" \"I don't think honesty is a weakness.\" \"Well I don't give a damn about what   think.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 335,
   "question": "Damn girl are you an Indian reservation?",
   "answer": "Cause I want to lay some pipe in you. "
 },
 {
   "id": 336,
   "question": "What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?",
   "answer": "Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!"
 },
 {
   "id": 337,
   "question": "Who was the true winner of the 1940 Tour de France?",
   "answer": "The 7th German Panzer Division"
 },
 {
   "id": 338,
   "question": "Why is Jesus always sad?",
   "answer": "Because Jesus Christ (Cries)"
 },
 {
   "id": 339,
   "question": "[Dark Humor] How many Jews died in the holocaust?",
   "answer": "Not enough. "
 },
 {
   "id": 340,
   "question": "Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?",
   "answer": "Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner."
 },
 {
   "id": 341,
   "question": "Wanna hear a terrorist joke?",
   "answer": "Israeli good.. "
 },
 {
   "id": 342,
   "question": "What do you call a drug factory that catches fire?",
   "answer": "A pot roast"
 },
 {
   "id": 343,
   "question": "What do the twin towers and genders have in common?",
   "answer": "There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about. "
 },
 {
   "id": 344,
   "question": "Have you read the book about anti-gravity?",
   "answer": "Much like that one book, Old Yeller, it's pretty damn hard to put down."
 },
 {
   "id": 345,
   "question": "Who is this Rorschach guy?",
   "answer": "And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?"
 },
 {
   "id": 346,
   "question": "What do you call a puppy with autism?",
   "answer": "aww-tistic "
 },
 {
   "id": 347,
   "question": "Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?",
   "answer": "Because he was Legolas."
 },
 {
   "id": 348,
   "question": "Why is it illegal to masturbate on an airplane?",
   "answer": "Because its high jacking. "
 },
 {
   "id": 349,
   "question": "Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?",
   "answer": "Because they can only mandate."
 },
 {
   "id": 350,
   "question": "Why can't Maester Aemon see?",
   "answer": "Because he's dead."
 },
 {
   "id": 351,
   "question": "what did the Kremlin say when Kruschev died?",
   "answer": "we will bury him. "
 },
 {
   "id": 352,
   "question": "What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?",
   "answer": "Claustrophobic"
 },
 {
   "id": 353,
   "question": "Why is a hen house like a lesbian?",
   "answer": "No cocks allowed."
 },
 {
   "id": 354,
   "question": "What do they call deers in space?",
   "answer": "I don't know, they would probably die anyways."
 },
 {
   "id": 355,
   "question": "Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?",
   "answer": "Why did the detective go to the apartment complex? So he could solve the staircase. "
 },
 {
   "id": 356,
   "question": "Why did the duck cross the road?",
   "answer": "To get some quack"
 },
 {
   "id": 357,
   "question": "How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?",
   "answer": "You ask him politely. "
 },
 {
   "id": 358,
   "question": "Why did Gandalf the Grey drop out of high school?",
   "answer": "He could not pass"
 },
 {
   "id": 359,
   "question": "Have you ever heard a terrible joke?",
   "answer": "Well now you have."
 },
 {
   "id": 360,
   "question": "Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?",
   "answer": "They prevented hispanic attacks"
 },
 {
   "id": 361,
   "question": "Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?",
   "answer": "Because he doesn't like being followed."
 },
 {
   "id": 362,
   "question": "How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?",
   "answer": "On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left..."
 },
 {
   "id": 363,
   "question": "Have you ever tried to eat a clock?",
   "answer": "It's very time consuming. "
 },
 {
   "id": 364,
   "question": "Anyone Heard About The New Barbie?",
   "answer": "It's called divorced barbie. Comes with all of Kens stuff."
 },
 {
   "id": 365,
   "question": "What do you call your wife's sisters husband?",
   "answer": "An asshole, for marrying the hot sister"
 },
 {
   "id": 366,
   "question": "Mother Teresa lived to 87. Do you know how much sex she had in all those years?",
   "answer": "Nun. "
 },
 {
   "id": 367,
   "question": "Is your dad a gardner?",
   "answer": "Him: Is your dad a gardner? Her: (sarcastically) - Why, because you've never seen a flower like me? Him: No, I wondered if you trim your bush. "
 },
 {
   "id": 368,
   "question": "What do you call the birth of a lie?",
   "answer": "Myth-conception"
 },
 {
   "id": 369,
   "question": "Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?",
   "answer": "Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska? So they could make corn dogs. "
 },
 {
   "id": 370,
   "question": "What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?",
   "answer": "Where’s pop corn? "
 },
 {
   "id": 371,
   "question": "What did the leper say to the prostitute?",
   "answer": "\"Keep the tip.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 372,
   "question": "Why did the french geologist have to go to the hospital?",
   "answer": "He had Gaul stones."
 },
 {
   "id": 373,
   "question": "How does a Jew make his coffee?",
   "answer": "Hebrews it."
 },
 {
   "id": 374,
   "question": "What do you call a guy who can't poop?",
   "answer": "A constipatient"
 },
 {
   "id": 375,
   "question": "What do you call a witch who only eats sand?",
   "answer": "Malnourished."
 },
 {
   "id": 376,
   "question": "If Reddit were a 90s sitcom, what would it be called?",
   "answer": "Karma & Greg"
 },
 {
   "id": 377,
   "question": "What is the difference between Jews and Santa Claus?",
   "answer": "Santa goes down the chimney."
 },
 {
   "id": 378,
   "question": "Why do gorillas have big nostrils?",
   "answer": "... Because they got big fingers.  "
 },
 {
   "id": 379,
   "question": "Why do java programmers need glasses?",
   "answer": "They don't C#."
 },
 {
   "id": 380,
   "question": "How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "None, he lets the knives do the work "
 },
 {
   "id": 381,
   "question": "why was the Star Ship Enterprise circling Uranus?",
   "answer": "they were looking for Klingons"
 },
 {
   "id": 382,
   "question": "What do you call a deceptive feline?",
   "answer": "A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion ~ Lying   I'll pounce myself out now..."
 },
 {
   "id": 383,
   "question": "Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment?",
   "answer": "He wanted to transcend dental medication"
 },
 {
   "id": 384,
   "question": "What do you call a cheesy French man?",
   "answer": "Parma Jean "
 },
 {
   "id": 385,
   "question": "What font does a beef noodle stall use?",
   "answer": "Times Niurou Mian  (Niurou Mian = beef noodles in Chinese)"
 },
 {
   "id": 386,
   "question": "Should I get get worried when the moon goes dark?",
   "answer": "Nah, it's just a phase. Credit to   for the entire premise, I just reworded it."
 },
 {
   "id": 387,
   "question": "Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn?",
   "answer": "Because he's  ."
 },
 {
   "id": 388,
   "question": "What do you call a retired professional swimmer?",
   "answer": "Washed up."
 },
 {
   "id": 389,
   "question": "Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?",
   "answer": "They get free two-day shipping."
 },
 {
   "id": 390,
   "question": "A blonde asks the doctor: Can you catch aids in toilets?",
   "answer": "Doctor: Yes you can, but there are more comfortable places."
 },
 {
   "id": 391,
   "question": "How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "None. They just beat the room, because it's black."
 },
 {
   "id": 392,
   "question": "Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?",
   "answer": "Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat."
 },
 {
   "id": 393,
   "question": "What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?",
   "answer": "It would've just been \"mas\"."
 },
 {
   "id": 394,
   "question": "What does an invisible watermelon look like?",
   "answer": "Like that."
 },
 {
   "id": 395,
   "question": "What do you call a Catholic Missionary who is also a car enthusiast?",
   "answer": "A Catholitic Converter "
 },
 {
   "id": 396,
   "question": "When does feminism end?",
   "answer": "When Islam begins."
 },
 {
   "id": 397,
   "question": "What did Edward Snowden say when he bumped into Barack Obama?",
   "answer": "Pardon me"
 },
 {
   "id": 398,
   "question": "How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb in Texas?",
   "answer": "They can't. There's a wall."
 },
 {
   "id": 399,
   "question": "What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?",
   "answer": "They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on."
 },
 {
   "id": 400,
   "question": "How do you clean a spear?",
   "answer": "Put it through the Wash."
 },
 {
   "id": 401,
   "question": "What do you call it when two terrorists are horsing around on the radio?",
   "answer": "Talibanter"
 },
 {
   "id": 402,
   "question": "What do Muslim men do while foreplay?",
   "answer": "Tickle the goat under it's chin."
 },
 {
   "id": 403,
   "question": "What do you call a journalist in Russia?",
   "answer": "An ambulance. "
 },
 {
   "id": 404,
   "question": "What did the hungry computer eat?",
   "answer": "Chips, one byte at a time"
 },
 {
   "id": 405,
   "question": "What did the Ceasar of reddit say?",
   "answer": "I came, I upvoted, I reposted."
 },
 {
   "id": 406,
   "question": "How do you know if a girl is ticklish?",
   "answer": "Give her a testicle."
 },
 {
   "id": 407,
   "question": "When does a joke become a dad joke?",
   "answer": "When the joke is fully groan."
 },
 {
   "id": 408,
   "question": "Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road?",
   "answer": "A: To get to the second hand shop."
 },
 {
   "id": 409,
   "question": "How do you back Donald Trump into a driveway?",
   "answer": "\"You're alt right, You're alt right, You're alt right\""
 },
 {
   "id": 410,
   "question": "Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother?",
   "answer": "My name is Paul."
 },
 {
   "id": 411,
   "question": "Why was Six afraid of Seven?",
   "answer": "Because Seven was a registered six offender."
 },
 {
   "id": 412,
   "question": "Why are negative parabolas so introverted?",
   "answer": "They have a hard time opening up"
 },
 {
   "id": 413,
   "question": "What computer eat?",
   "answer": "Q: What do computers eat for a snack?  A: Microchips!"
 },
 {
   "id": 414,
   "question": "Wanna read a long joke?",
   "answer": "JOKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
 },
 {
   "id": 415,
   "question": "What do you call a girl with no legs?",
   "answer": "Disabled. "
 },
 {
   "id": 416,
   "question": "Just had sex even though I had a headache. Did you hear that, ladies?",
   "answer": "Nobody died..."
 },
 {
   "id": 417,
   "question": "How do you calculate a girl's impulse?",
   "answer": "∫F dt bich"
 },
 {
   "id": 418,
   "question": "How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?",
   "answer": "Natural selection."
 },
 {
   "id": 419,
   "question": "What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?",
   "answer": "Beat it. We’re closed."
 },
 {
   "id": 420,
   "question": "What does the European say to the black couple?",
   "answer": "I ship them"
 },
 {
   "id": 421,
   "question": "Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?",
   "answer": "To stop getting confused as feminists"
 },
 {
   "id": 422,
   "question": "What does a skeptic chemist say when he hears a baseless argument?",
   "answer": "No lye?"
 },
 {
   "id": 423,
   "question": "Why are ducks always sad?",
   "answer": "Because of their bills"
 },
 {
   "id": 424,
   "question": "Q: Does God exist?",
   "answer": "A: Yes. And she's Black.  —-------—-------—------— imo: best joke ever "
 },
 {
   "id": 425,
   "question": "Are you Russian?",
   "answer": "Yeah! I'm hoping I either get Kappa Kappa Gamma or Alpha Phi!"
 },
 {
   "id": 426,
   "question": "What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?",
   "answer": "He is alright, but one sided!"
 },
 {
   "id": 427,
   "question": "What do you call a snake that works in the government?",
   "answer": "A civil serpent "
 },
 {
   "id": 428,
   "question": "why did the chicken cross the road?",
   "answer": "well it wanted to get away from the vegetarians."
 },
 {
   "id": 429,
   "question": "What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?",
   "answer": "Lickalatapus"
 },
 {
   "id": 430,
   "question": "What do you say to a black man in a suit?",
   "answer": "\"Will the defendant please rise.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 431,
   "question": "How did George Michael speak when he couldn't eat fruit?",
   "answer": "In a pear-less whisper. I'll see myself out."
 },
 {
   "id": 432,
   "question": "How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "None, they prefer to live in the dark. "
 },
 {
   "id": 433,
   "question": "Did you hear about the man who got sick at the airport?",
   "answer": "It was a terminal illness."
 },
 {
   "id": 434,
   "question": "Ever hear about the Baader Meinhof phenomena?",
   "answer": "If not, you will soon!"
 },
 {
   "id": 435,
   "question": "What is a pirate's least favorite letter?",
   "answer": "Dear Sir/Ma'am,  We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:"
 },
 {
   "id": 436,
   "question": "What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?",
   "answer": "Edward Snowed-in"
 },
 {
   "id": 437,
   "question": "What's a stoner's favorite body of water?",
   "answer": "The T.H. sea"
 },
 {
   "id": 438,
   "question": "How do you make a scientist laugh?",
   "answer": "Throw some Titanium Chloride at him/her (TiCl) (Tickle)"
 },
 {
   "id": 439,
   "question": "What do you throw at a scientists wedding?",
   "answer": "Carbon, Oxygen, Nitrogen, Iron and Titanium (C,O,N,Fe,Ti)"
 },
 {
   "id": 440,
   "question": "What is a dad joke?",
   "answer": "Punchlines that got married and settled down."
 },
 {
   "id": 441,
   "question": "What do you call it when someone from Belarus lies to you?",
   "answer": "A Belaruse!"
 },
 {
   "id": 442,
   "question": "What do you call an angry German?",
   "answer": "a sourkraut"
 },
 {
   "id": 443,
   "question": "Why did the blind women fall into a well?",
   "answer": "Someone pushed her "
 },
 {
   "id": 444,
   "question": "Did you hear about the president that cheated on his wife with a piece of fruit?",
   "answer": "He was impeached"
 },
 {
   "id": 445,
   "question": "Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?",
   "answer": "Duh.  Cause he's da foe."
 },
 {
   "id": 446,
   "question": "How do you make copper wire?",
   "answer": "Place a penny between two Jews."
 },
 {
   "id": 447,
   "question": "What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?",
   "answer": "The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again."
 },
 {
   "id": 448,
   "question": "How do you know if you are drowning in milk?",
   "answer": "If it's pasturize"
 },
 {
   "id": 449,
   "question": "Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?",
   "answer": "His life improved after he met the rock."
 },
 {
   "id": 450,
   "question": "What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?",
   "answer": "Their wheelchairs"
 },
 {
   "id": 451,
   "question": "What do you call a black man flying an airplane?",
   "answer": "Pilot."
 },
 {
   "id": 452,
   "question": "What's green and yellow and can't fly?",
   "answer": "Brazilian soccer players."
 },
 {
   "id": 453,
   "question": "What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?",
   "answer": "My ass."
 },
 {
   "id": 454,
   "question": "Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?",
   "answer": "Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!"
 },
 {
   "id": 455,
   "question": "Why do men carry condoms instead of women?",
   "answer": "Because by the time women found a condom in their purses, kid would be 3 years old"
 },
 {
   "id": 456,
   "question": "How is Christmas like your job?",
   "answer": "You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit"
 },
 {
   "id": 457,
   "question": "What did Hillary say when she lost?",
   "answer": "Putin end to my life."
 },
 {
   "id": 458,
   "question": "Hey boy,are you the Marauder's Map?",
   "answer": "Because I would like to manage my mischief with you"
 },
 {
   "id": 459,
   "question": "Why don't X and Z get along with Y?",
   "answer": "Because Y so serious"
 },
 {
   "id": 460,
   "question": "Hey girl are you legs broken?",
   "answer": "Make up the other half of this pickup line in the comments. Edit Totally goofed it up in the title. Oh well, I had a few drinks last night and things happened. *Are your legs broken?"
 },
 {
   "id": 461,
   "question": "What did the knife say to the potato?",
   "answer": "Now I've got to cut you."
 },
 {
   "id": 462,
   "question": "What was Jeremy Clarkson on during Top Gear?",
   "answer": "SPEEEED!"
 },
 {
   "id": 463,
   "question": "What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?",
   "answer": "Ask them what a 3Ds is."
 },
 {
   "id": 464,
   "question": "[Controversial] Why wasn't Jesus born into the Trump family?",
   "answer": "Because Jesus couldn't find any wise men then  Edit: Made more clear"
 },
 {
   "id": 465,
   "question": "What did the chronic masturbator have for dinner?",
   "answer": "Stroganoff "
 },
 {
   "id": 466,
   "question": "What do you call a semi-professional proctologist?",
   "answer": "Someone doing a half-assed job."
 },
 {
   "id": 467,
   "question": "Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?",
   "answer": "His punches Neverland."
 },
 {
   "id": 468,
   "question": "Did you hear that Willie Nelson died?",
   "answer": "He got hit by a car. He was playing On The Road Again."
 },
 {
   "id": 469,
   "question": "What am I not taking on Christmas this year?",
   "answer": "Noels "
 },
 {
   "id": 470,
   "question": "Did you guys hear about the Trump winery?",
   "answer": "It's only whites."
 },
 {
   "id": 471,
   "question": "What is something that is brown and sticky?",
   "answer": "A stick."
 },
 {
   "id": 472,
   "question": "You know what the hardest part about rollerblading is?",
   "answer": "Telling your parents that you're gay."
 },
 {
   "id": 473,
   "question": "What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?",
   "answer": "A Coke-o-nut."
 },
 {
   "id": 474,
   "question": "What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?",
   "answer": "A jeweler sells watches and a jailer watches cells"
 },
 {
   "id": 475,
   "question": "What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squish?",
   "answer": "An elephant with a wet boot "
 },
 {
   "id": 476,
   "question": "What’s the difference between being hungry and being horny?",
   "answer": "Where you put the cucumber."
 },
 {
   "id": 477,
   "question": "What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?",
   "answer": "A shopping bag can carry a child."
 },
 {
   "id": 478,
   "question": "Why is it easier for married black men to cheat?",
   "answer": "Because their ring doesn't leave a tan line when they take it off!"
 },
 {
   "id": 479,
   "question": "What do you call a cheap circumcision?",
   "answer": "A ripoff "
 },
 {
   "id": 480,
   "question": "Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?",
   "answer": "because his wife died."
 },
 {
   "id": 481,
   "question": "What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?",
   "answer": "Christina Ricci."
 },
 {
   "id": 482,
   "question": "What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?",
   "answer": "Quidditching"
 },
 {
   "id": 483,
   "question": "What do you call the guy who manages my apartment building?",
   "answer": "The thoooperintendent."
 },
 {
   "id": 484,
   "question": "What do Trump and an Aluminum can have in common?",
   "answer": "They easily get bent out of shape..."
 },
 {
   "id": 485,
   "question": "What dies a little, when explained about?",
   "answer": "A joke. "
 },
 {
   "id": 486,
   "question": "What do a horny guy and a bad driver have in common?",
   "answer": "They are both bad at pulling out."
 },
 {
   "id": 487,
   "question": "What do Waitresses and Chemists have in common?",
   "answer": "They both need to check the table periodically..."
 },
 {
   "id": 488,
   "question": "What do you call a cheap, horrible circumcision?",
   "answer": "A rip off"
 },
 {
   "id": 489,
   "question": "How do you lower the crime rate?",
   "answer": "Give the criminals badges."
 },
 {
   "id": 490,
   "question": "What happened when Santa cut his beard?",
   "answer": "The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. [OC]"
 },
 {
   "id": 491,
   "question": "Why do chickens go to church?",
   "answer": "To get to the other side"
 },
 {
   "id": 492,
   "question": "Man: Hi, do you want to dance?",
   "answer": "Woman: Yeah, sure! . Man: Great, go and dance, I want your Chair."
 },
 {
   "id": 493,
   "question": "What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?",
   "answer": "Morning wood."
 },
 {
   "id": 494,
   "question": "Have you ever smelled moth balls?",
   "answer": "How did you get his tiny little legs open?"
 },
 {
   "id": 495,
   "question": "Which president was least guilty?",
   "answer": "Lincoln, because he is in a cent. "
 },
 {
   "id": 496,
   "question": "What do you call a private investigator who has a completely liquid diet?",
   "answer": "No-Shit Sherlock"
 },
 {
   "id": 497,
   "question": "Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?",
   "answer": "Because they are really good at it"
 },
 {
   "id": 498,
   "question": "Why was six scared of seven?",
   "answer": "Because seven \"ate\" nine."
 },
 {
   "id": 499,
   "question": "After Kanye was released from the hospital for exhaustion what was his diagnosis?",
   "answer": "He had a Yeez-ynfection."
 },
 {
   "id": 500,
   "question": "How do you get over a fear of elevators?",
   "answer": "Just take some steps to avoid them!"
 },
 {
   "id": 501,
   "question": "What do you call miscellaneous members of Han Solo's best friend's family?",
   "answer": "Rando Calrissians"
 },
 {
   "id": 502,
   "question": "What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?",
   "answer": "A bellybutton!"
 },
 {
   "id": 503,
   "question": "Why is your nose in the middle of your face?",
   "answer": "Because it's the scenter!"
 },
 {
   "id": 504,
   "question": "What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?",
   "answer": "Close the door! I'm dressing!"
 },
 {
   "id": 505,
   "question": "Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?",
   "answer": "They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire"
 },
 {
   "id": 506,
   "question": "What's a Pirate's favorite letter?",
   "answer": "Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea"
 },
 {
   "id": 507,
   "question": "how do you get a gay guy to sit on a bar stool?",
   "answer": "flip it upside down"
 },
 {
   "id": 508,
   "question": "What do you get if you cross McCree with a cow?",
   "answer": "His voice line becomes \"It's high mooooon\" "
 },
 {
   "id": 509,
   "question": "What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?",
   "answer": "Bison"
 },
 {
   "id": 510,
   "question": "What did one coffee bean say to the other coffee bean?",
   "answer": "\"Fuck Starbucks! Amirite?!\""
 },
 {
   "id": 511,
   "question": "Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?",
   "answer": "Because they are always a little behind"
 },
 {
   "id": 512,
   "question": "What's joke #1?",
   "answer": "[THIS IS NOT A JOKE] I'm sure you all have heard the joke where   has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think \"What would joke #1 be?\" What do you think it'd be?"
 },
 {
   "id": 513,
   "question": "You know what's more funnier than Cold Play?",
   "answer": "Some one who likes Cold Play"
 },
 {
   "id": 514,
   "question": "What's the difference between a comedian and a Republican?",
   "answer": "One benefits from laughs and the other laughs at benefits"
 },
 {
   "id": 515,
   "question": "What's the most threatened career in Trudeau's Canada?",
   "answer": "Pain specialists"
 },
 {
   "id": 516,
   "question": "What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?",
   "answer": "A Kaiju."
 },
 {
   "id": 517,
   "question": "What do you call a soul singer with a bladder problem?",
   "answer": "Urethra Franklin "
 },
 {
   "id": 518,
   "question": "What do Englishmen like more than tea?",
   "answer": "Tea tea"
 },
 {
   "id": 519,
   "question": "Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes?",
   "answer": "Never 21"
 },
 {
   "id": 520,
   "question": "Why didn't the chicken cross the road?",
   "answer": "Because it was too chicken!"
 },
 {
   "id": 521,
   "question": "Where do lumberjacks go for casual sex?",
   "answer": "Timber"
 },
 {
   "id": 522,
   "question": "What does a ghost drink?",
   "answer": "Boo's."
 },
 {
   "id": 523,
   "question": "What do you call a musical wreath made from $100 bills?",
   "answer": "Aretha Franklins"
 },
 {
   "id": 524,
   "question": "What's the difference between the G-Spot and Jack Daniels?",
   "answer": "I'll actually look for the Jack Daniels."
 },
 {
   "id": 525,
   "question": "What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a drink?",
   "answer": "\"Olive or twist?\""
 },
 {
   "id": 526,
   "question": "How are women like casinos?",
   "answer": "Liquor in the front, poker in the back."
 },
 {
   "id": 527,
   "question": "Why did the Mexicans ignore the \"No Trespassing\" sign?",
   "answer": "It was just the two of them."
 },
 {
   "id": 528,
   "question": "Did you hear about the General's Army?",
   "answer": "He likes to keep it Handy. * * * 'Stand' by for more body part puns."
 },
 {
   "id": 529,
   "question": "What's a thief's favorite type of armour?",
   "answer": "Steel armour"
 },
 {
   "id": 530,
   "question": "Who wears a toga and a face mask?",
   "answer": "The Roman Umpire."
 },
 {
   "id": 531,
   "question": "What do spinach and anal sex have in common?",
   "answer": "If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult."
 },
 {
   "id": 532,
   "question": "What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?",
   "answer": "Don't be depressed"
 },
 {
   "id": 533,
   "question": "Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?",
   "answer": "You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live."
 },
 {
   "id": 534,
   "question": "What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?",
   "answer": "Pout-ry farm.. "
 },
 {
   "id": 535,
   "question": "What did the salesman say when you asked for a 10% discount on a pair of Crocs?",
   "answer": "\"Jewish.\" But then you said, \"Yes I do wish for that.\"  The salesman realizing how wrong he's been all his life replied, \"Wow Jews can be funny.\" But then you said, \"No, I take 'shoes' seriously. That's why I want those Crocs.\" The conversation went on for another 5 minutes because you had nothing better to do. Eventually you held up one of the shoes and asked the salesman, \"Is this really authentic?\"  The salesman went onto Reddit, read this joke, and said, \"Yes, this is a real crock alright.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 536,
   "question": "What do you call a cranky grandfather?",
   "answer": "A grumpa. "
 },
 {
   "id": 537,
   "question": "What's a down-side of being a paedophile?",
   "answer": "You have to go to bed early."
 },
 {
   "id": 538,
   "question": "What's the hardest thing about anal?",
   "answer": "Undoing the straps on your roller blades "
 },
 {
   "id": 539,
   "question": "What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?",
   "answer": "\"We're Finnished.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 540,
   "question": "What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?",
   "answer": "When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over."
 },
 {
   "id": 541,
   "question": "Whats blue and slippery?",
   "answer": "A blue slipper "
 },
 {
   "id": 542,
   "question": "How did the two perverts break up?",
   "answer": "\"I think we should see other peepholes.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 543,
   "question": "Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?",
   "answer": "Because it was stationary. "
 },
 {
   "id": 544,
   "question": "What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?",
   "answer": "\"He did gnat see that coming\""
 },
 {
   "id": 545,
   "question": "What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?",
   "answer": "A chicken"
 },
 {
   "id": 546,
   "question": "Ever heard of the first time Stevie Wonder tried reading braille?",
   "answer": "After 30 minutes of trying to decipher the text he gave up and exclaimed, \"Man I am not good at this\". Then someone shouted back \"Huh, I thought black people were good at basketball.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 547,
   "question": "Why is the beach wet?",
   "answer": "Cause the seaweed"
 },
 {
   "id": 548,
   "question": "Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?",
   "answer": "Because the prick's behind the wheel"
 },
 {
   "id": 549,
   "question": "What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?",
   "answer": "Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!"
 },
 {
   "id": 550,
   "question": "Did you hear about the new color attracting broom?",
   "answer": "They are sweeping the nation with it!"
 },
 {
   "id": 551,
   "question": "What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?",
   "answer": "M'alady"
 },
 {
   "id": 552,
   "question": "Why does a white person turn black after eating a whole cantaloupe?",
   "answer": "Because he's got a lot of melon-in."
 },
 {
   "id": 553,
   "question": "What do you call a Jewish woman's boobs?",
   "answer": "Jewbs"
 },
 {
   "id": 554,
   "question": "What do a sneeze, a french-dip, and Woody Allen have in common?",
   "answer": "Ah Jew!"
 },
 {
   "id": 555,
   "question": "What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?",
   "answer": "\"Get in the car\""
 },
 {
   "id": 556,
   "question": "Why do dogs lick their balls ?",
   "answer": "Because they can."
 },
 {
   "id": 557,
   "question": "What do you call a gay Jew?",
   "answer": "A fruitkike!"
 },
 {
   "id": 558,
   "question": "Did you hear the one about the agnostic insomniac dyslexic?",
   "answer": "He stays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog."
 },
 {
   "id": 559,
   "question": "What do you call a gay couple before June 2015?",
   "answer": "Partners in crime"
 },
 {
   "id": 560,
   "question": "How do you call a cow with no legs?",
   "answer": "You don't, because cows don't have phones."
 },
 {
   "id": 561,
   "question": "Did you hear about the builder who could clap very loudly?",
   "answer": "They always got him to raise the roof."
 },
 {
   "id": 562,
   "question": "What came before the Big Bang?",
   "answer": "The Big Foreplay."
 },
 {
   "id": 563,
   "question": "What do you call a man with no knees?",
   "answer": "Toni"
 },
 {
   "id": 564,
   "question": "Did you hear about the new camouflage turban?",
   "answer": "It helps you hide and Sikh."
 },
 {
   "id": 565,
   "question": "Why doesn't Santa have any kids?",
   "answer": "He comes but once a year."
 },
 {
   "id": 566,
   "question": "What does a Jedi use to open files?",
   "answer": "Adobe-wan Kenobi"
 },
 {
   "id": 567,
   "question": "Which came first the chicken or the egg?",
   "answer": "The one smoking the cigarette."
 },
 {
   "id": 568,
   "question": "What do you call a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual Norse monarchs?",
   "answer": "The bikings."
 },
 {
   "id": 569,
   "question": "What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?",
   "answer": "Skinning the vegan."
 },
 {
   "id": 570,
   "question": "What is everyone using to scrape ice off their windscreen?",
   "answer": "This morning I used a discount card from my wallet, but it was no good. I only got 20% off."
 },
 {
   "id": 571,
   "question": "What reassurance did the proud Jewish father offer his struggling son?",
   "answer": "\"Don't worry, son; we Katz always land on our feet.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 572,
   "question": "What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work?",
   "answer": "A rebell"
 },
 {
   "id": 573,
   "question": "What do pumpkin spice and Drake have in common?",
   "answer": "Canadians like them both a lot eh?"
 },
 {
   "id": 574,
   "question": "What did the vegetable say to the dj?",
   "answer": "lettuce turnip the beet"
 },
 {
   "id": 575,
   "question": "What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?",
   "answer": "Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across."
 },
 {
   "id": 576,
   "question": "What was the other reindeer's name?",
   "answer": "Olive. EDIT: Please don't explain and let those suffer who don't understand"
 },
 {
   "id": 577,
   "question": "What's the difference between Hitler and Trump?",
   "answer": "Hitler was elected."
 },
 {
   "id": 578,
   "question": "What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?",
   "answer": "See you next month."
 },
 {
   "id": 579,
   "question": "Why Don't Black People like Country Music?",
   "answer": "Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot."
 },
 {
   "id": 580,
   "question": "How are new marriages just like LOST?",
   "answer": "The Significant Others just want babies."
 },
 {
   "id": 581,
   "question": "What is brown and sticky?",
   "answer": "A stick!"
 },
 {
   "id": 582,
   "question": "Did you hear the one about the gay whale?",
   "answer": "It bit the end off a submarine and sucked out all the seamen "
 },
 {
   "id": 583,
   "question": "What do you call a white supremacist that doesn't eat meat?",
   "answer": "A VegitAryan This has nothing to with the current political climate. I work with several vegetarians and we were talking about food today and it the joke just hit me."
 },
 {
   "id": 584,
   "question": "What has two wings and a halo?",
   "answer": "A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo? "
 },
 {
   "id": 585,
   "question": "What is your guys' opinion on shoes that are a little bit too small?",
   "answer": "Honestly, I think they're pretty tight!"
 },
 {
   "id": 586,
   "question": "You know what the worst part about being tall and funny is?",
   "answer": "My jokes go right over most people's head."
 },
 {
   "id": 587,
   "question": "How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?",
   "answer": "Throw it in water  If it sinks = girl ant  If it floats = buoyant "
 },
 {
   "id": 588,
   "question": "What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?",
   "answer": "Tsunami"
 },
 {
   "id": 589,
   "question": "how do japanese petite dogs says hello?",
   "answer": "konnichihuahua!"
 },
 {
   "id": 590,
   "question": "What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?",
   "answer": "A dictator."
 },
 {
   "id": 591,
   "question": "Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?",
   "answer": "Because he takes it for granite."
 },
 {
   "id": 592,
   "question": "Why do Native Americans hate snow?",
   "answer": "Because it's white and settles on their land"
 },
 {
   "id": 593,
   "question": "(OC)What did dumbledores ghost say?",
   "answer": "There's a snape in the grass."
 },
 {
   "id": 594,
   "question": "How many feet are in a yard?",
   "answer": "4 if you have a dog."
 },
 {
   "id": 595,
   "question": "why do women not need to wear watches?",
   "answer": "there's a clock on the stove"
 },
 {
   "id": 596,
   "question": "What's it called when a dog burns down a building?",
   "answer": "Arfson"
 },
 {
   "id": 597,
   "question": "What's the definition of a will?",
   "answer": "It's a dead giveaway. "
 },
 {
   "id": 598,
   "question": "What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?",
   "answer": "Satisfaction"
 },
 {
   "id": 599,
   "question": "Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?",
   "answer": "They were afraid of Stalin'"
 },
 {
   "id": 600,
   "question": "Why are Jews so good at basketball?",
   "answer": "They keep making 6-pointers."
 },
 {
   "id": 601,
   "question": "Did you get a swirly?",
   "answer": "Because your face looks flushed."
 },
 {
   "id": 602,
   "question": "What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?",
   "answer": "Denim-denim-denim...         denim-denim-denim."
 },
 {
   "id": 603,
   "question": "What was the desert's piece of advice?",
   "answer": "Gobi yourself"
 },
 {
   "id": 604,
   "question": "Did you hear about the Brazilian football team?",
   "answer": "Last I heard, they were really taking off."
 },
 {
   "id": 605,
   "question": "Have you meet my briefcase?",
   "answer": "I named him Justin... Justin Case"
 },
 {
   "id": 606,
   "question": "What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?",
   "answer": "They are both controlled by little green men."
 },
 {
   "id": 607,
   "question": "What do you call a flying bagel?",
   "answer": "A plane bagel. "
 },
 {
   "id": 608,
   "question": "Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?",
   "answer": "They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere "
 },
 {
   "id": 609,
   "question": "Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn’t change colour?",
   "answer": "He had a reptile dysfunction."
 },
 {
   "id": 610,
   "question": "Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?",
   "answer": "One has standards."
 },
 {
   "id": 611,
   "question": "How do farmers count their cattle?",
   "answer": "With a  culator"
 },
 {
   "id": 612,
   "question": "Hey baby, do you wanna sleep with a statistic?",
   "answer": "I'm one in a million. ;D"
 },
 {
   "id": 613,
   "question": "Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?",
   "answer": "Because they always take a fence"
 },
 {
   "id": 614,
   "question": "Did you hear about the magic tractor?",
   "answer": "It drove up a lane and turned into a field!"
 },
 {
   "id": 615,
   "question": "Where are the best sounding farts listed?",
   "answer": "Sharts. "
 },
 {
   "id": 616,
   "question": "Was Santa Claus Your Birth Doctor?",
   "answer": "Cause all I heard from your Hospital Room was \"HO HO HO\""
 },
 {
   "id": 617,
   "question": "Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?",
   "answer": "She takes contraceptives."
 },
 {
   "id": 618,
   "question": "How did the scarecrow get a promotion?",
   "answer": "He was outstanding in his field."
 },
 {
   "id": 619,
   "question": "What do you say when you find superheroes in a Lego store?",
   "answer": "Avengers Assemble."
 },
 {
   "id": 620,
   "question": "Why is it easy to defeat an army of suicide bombers?",
   "answer": "There are no experienced ones"
 },
 {
   "id": 621,
   "question": "What word is always spelled incorrectly?",
   "answer": "Incorrectly. I'll see myself out."
 },
 {
   "id": 622,
   "question": "Did you hear about the guy who won too many awards?",
   "answer": "He had to go to the dentist for serious plaque buildup!"
 },
 {
   "id": 623,
   "question": "Who is the most communist cat in the world?",
   "answer": "Meow Zedong"
 },
 {
   "id": 624,
   "question": "What do you call a business man that blocks snow?",
   "answer": "A cold wall banker."
 },
 {
   "id": 625,
   "question": "What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?",
   "answer": "Peaking duck!"
 },
 {
   "id": 626,
   "question": "Asked a hen how many eggs it lays daily?",
   "answer": "It said: two eggs I said: Oh strange! It said: what's strange? the fact that I lay two eggs? I said: no, the fact that you talk"
 },
 {
   "id": 627,
   "question": "How does a man with no nose smell?",
   "answer": "Terrible!"
 },
 {
   "id": 628,
   "question": "At a gig, how can you tell if the stage is level?",
   "answer": "The drummer is drooling equally out of both sides of his mouth."
 },
 {
   "id": 629,
   "question": "Why did some chemists go broke?",
   "answer": "The bond market crashed."
 },
 {
   "id": 630,
   "question": "How do frogs make a condom more interesting?",
   "answer": "They ribbit"
 },
 {
   "id": 631,
   "question": "How does a Jewish man make coffee?",
   "answer": "Hebrews it"
 },
 {
   "id": 632,
   "question": "What do you call a dog with steel legs and brass balls?",
   "answer": "Sparky"
 },
 {
   "id": 633,
   "question": "What do you call a Nazi doctor that served in WWII and only took animal patients?",
   "answer": "A Veteran Aryan Veterinarian!"
 },
 {
   "id": 634,
   "question": "What does a fern have in its house?",
   "answer": "Fern-iture"
 },
 {
   "id": 635,
   "question": "Hey girl, are you from Tennessee?",
   "answer": "Because you're on fire right now."
 },
 {
   "id": 636,
   "question": "What did the egg say when it got turned up?",
   "answer": "Om-lit"
 },
 {
   "id": 637,
   "question": "Have you heard about those corduroy pillows?",
   "answer": "They're making headlines."
 },
 {
   "id": 638,
   "question": "Why do white people rely on asians so much?",
   "answer": "Because without them, they'd just be cauc."
 },
 {
   "id": 639,
   "question": "Why didn't Hitler take a taxi?",
   "answer": "He was more of an Ubermensch."
 },
 {
   "id": 640,
   "question": "Where did L Ron Hubbard store his dishes?",
   "answer": "In the L Ron cupboard."
 },
 {
   "id": 641,
   "question": "What was Stalin's favorite chemical equation?",
   "answer": "HAmAr + SiCl"
 },
 {
   "id": 642,
   "question": "What do you call a cow with no legs?",
   "answer": "Ground beef"
 },
 {
   "id": 643,
   "question": "If I have 10 pieces of bacon and you take half, what do you have?",
   "answer": "That's right, a black eye and my hatred."
 },
 {
   "id": 644,
   "question": "Have you folks read the book, Twenty Yards to the Outhouse?",
   "answer": "by Willie Makit, illustrated by Betty Wont and published by Andy Dint"
 },
 {
   "id": 645,
   "question": "Why is Gandalf so good in bed?",
   "answer": "Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to."
 },
 {
   "id": 646,
   "question": "What do you call a low hanging bull?",
   "answer": "Saggitaurus."
 },
 {
   "id": 647,
   "question": "What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?",
   "answer": "The wheel chair "
 },
 {
   "id": 648,
   "question": "Why did the guitarist get life in prison?",
   "answer": "He fingered a minor."
 },
 {
   "id": 649,
   "question": "How do you call the biggest beer bottle?",
   "answer": "The alpha ale."
 },
 {
   "id": 650,
   "question": "Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?",
   "answer": "It was occupied."
 },
 {
   "id": 651,
   "question": "Hey baby you like hardware stores?",
   "answer": "Because I'd like to show you menards."
 },
 {
   "id": 652,
   "question": "Why was the teacher cross-eyed?",
   "answer": "because she couldn't control her pupils "
 },
 {
   "id": 653,
   "question": "How do seals keep their coats so smooth?",
   "answer": "They use a sea lion."
 },
 {
   "id": 654,
   "question": "What is Tom's favorite kind of joyride?",
   "answer": "A cruise"
 },
 {
   "id": 655,
   "question": "On a perfect date, what question do you ask a girl twice?",
   "answer": "So... Can I come inside?"
 },
 {
   "id": 656,
   "question": "What Do You Call IDubbbz When He is Angry?",
   "answer": "Osteoferocious!"
 },
 {
   "id": 657,
   "question": "What do you call a pack of 8 Timbits?",
   "answer": "A Timbyte"
 },
 {
   "id": 658,
   "question": "How do deaf mathematicians communicate?",
   "answer": "Through sine language."
 },
 {
   "id": 659,
   "question": "Ever wonder how we evolved from cavemen to civilized people?",
   "answer": "Funny how nature do dat"
 },
 {
   "id": 660,
   "question": "What sound does a Greek gun make?",
   "answer": "TZZZZAT, TZZZZZZZAT! "
 },
 {
   "id": 661,
   "question": "What's worse than a cardboard box?",
   "answer": "Paper tits."
 },
 {
   "id": 662,
   "question": "What do 6.9 and 69 have in common?",
   "answer": "Both are great things ruined by periods"
 },
 {
   "id": 663,
   "question": "Why did Frosty drop his pants?",
   "answer": "Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs."
 },
 {
   "id": 664,
   "question": "What's worse than having a girlfriend without tits?",
   "answer": "Having tits, and no girlfriend."
 },
 {
   "id": 665,
   "question": "What do you call cheap circumcision?",
   "answer": "A ripoff."
 },
 {
   "id": 666,
   "question": "Can somebody explain to me the uproar over the CEO editing posts?",
   "answer": "I mean... what part of Chief Editing Officer don't these people understand?"
 },
 {
   "id": 667,
   "question": "Why did hitler accidentally drown that jew?",
   "answer": "he did nazi that well"
 },
 {
   "id": 668,
   "question": "What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?",
   "answer": "AI (Artificial Intelligence)"
 },
 {
   "id": 669,
   "question": "How is making cheese like invading Syria?",
   "answer": "You get some Kurds in the way."
 },
 {
   "id": 670,
   "question": "How do canibals eat victims with Parkinson's disease?",
   "answer": "Shake n bake"
 },
 {
   "id": 671,
   "question": "How do you draw a scatter plot?",
   "answer": "You give the pen to michel j fox"
 },
 {
   "id": 672,
   "question": "How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?",
   "answer": "Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME"
 },
 {
   "id": 673,
   "question": "What do vegetarian cannibals eat?",
   "answer": "Cumin Beans"
 },
 {
   "id": 674,
   "question": "What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?",
   "answer": "Everyone misses Harambe. "
 },
 {
   "id": 675,
   "question": "Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?",
   "answer": "because Ken always came in another box. "
 },
 {
   "id": 676,
   "question": "What do you call a cow who just gave birth?",
   "answer": "Decalfeinated"
 },
 {
   "id": 677,
   "question": "What did the Mexican Physicist have for Thanksgiving Dinner?",
   "answer": "Torque"
 },
 {
   "id": 678,
   "question": "If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?",
   "answer": "Their age."
 },
 {
   "id": 679,
   "question": "What's imaginary that my girlfriend and I afraid to forget?",
   "answer": "My girlfriend"
 },
 {
   "id": 680,
   "question": "Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napoléon habite-t-il?",
   "answer": "Dans un bon-apartement."
 },
 {
   "id": 681,
   "question": "What do you call a number on drugs?",
   "answer": "High Five"
 },
 {
   "id": 682,
   "question": "What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?",
   "answer": "Timing"
 },
 {
   "id": 683,
   "question": "What's the difference between Donald Trump and a WWI soldier?",
   "answer": "A WWI soldier has a reason for shooting himself in the foot."
 },
 {
   "id": 684,
   "question": "What's the difference between a circus and a whore house?",
   "answer": "My dad didn't meet my mom at a circus or take me their when I turned 5"
 },
 {
   "id": 685,
   "question": "What do you call a potato that had too much pot?",
   "answer": "A baked potato"
 },
 {
   "id": 686,
   "question": "What do toothpaste and Donald Trump have in common?",
   "answer": "Their job is to make things whiter."
 },
 {
   "id": 687,
   "question": "When does a pear become a pair?",
   "answer": "When one appears. "
 },
 {
   "id": 688,
   "question": "What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?",
   "answer": "SKU me"
 },
 {
   "id": 689,
   "question": "Did you hear Monica Lewinsky became a republican?",
   "answer": "The democrats just left a bad taste in her mouth"
 },
 {
   "id": 690,
   "question": "What do voyeuristic Redditors look at?",
   "answer": "Upvote pictures "
 },
 {
   "id": 691,
   "question": "What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?",
   "answer": "Jesus died on the cross"
 },
 {
   "id": 692,
   "question": "Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?",
   "answer": "Breasts don't have eyes."
 },
 {
   "id": 693,
   "question": "Why was the broom late to the meeting?",
   "answer": "It over swept"
 },
 {
   "id": 694,
   "question": "Why is Sammy Hagar such a bad golfer?",
   "answer": "He can't drive 55."
 },
 {
   "id": 695,
   "question": "What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?",
   "answer": "The Imperial March"
 },
 {
   "id": 696,
   "question": "What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?",
   "answer": "Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon"
 },
 {
   "id": 697,
   "question": "Why is there no \"Lets settle this like women\"?",
   "answer": "Because it lasts forever. "
 },
 {
   "id": 698,
   "question": "What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?",
   "answer": "Lukewarm."
 },
 {
   "id": 699,
   "question": "What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?",
   "answer": "A neck-romancer"
 },
 {
   "id": 700,
   "question": "What was the name of the heaviest man in china?",
   "answer": "Won ton"
 },
 {
   "id": 701,
   "question": "What's the difference between a priest and his dog?",
   "answer": "One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants."
 },
 {
   "id": 702,
   "question": "You know who is the worst person ever?",
   "answer": "Yes, Harry, he is. "
 },
 {
   "id": 703,
   "question": "What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?",
   "answer": "You get repercussions "
 },
 {
   "id": 704,
   "question": "How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?",
   "answer": "Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)"
 },
 {
   "id": 705,
   "question": "Does Indiana Jones like foreplay?",
   "answer": "No, he just whips it out."
 },
 {
   "id": 706,
   "question": "How do Zombies get rid of Bad Breath?",
   "answer": "They Munch on some Flesh Mint!"
 },
 {
   "id": 707,
   "question": "What did one dick say to the other dick?",
   "answer": "Nothing, they were both stuck up cunts."
 },
 {
   "id": 708,
   "question": "What French city always surrenders first?",
   "answer": "Toulouse"
 },
 {
   "id": 709,
   "question": "Why does the baker have so many loaves?",
   "answer": "Because they bred."
 },
 {
   "id": 710,
   "question": "Are you sure you're the dandy highwayman?",
   "answer": "Yes, I'm adamant"
 },
 {
   "id": 711,
   "question": "Which lawyers are U2 fans?",
   "answer": "The pro bono ones "
 },
 {
   "id": 712,
   "question": "What does a horny gay rooster say in the morning?",
   "answer": "\"Any-cock'll-doooooo!\""
 },
 {
   "id": 713,
   "question": "Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?",
   "answer": "Subwhey."
 },
 {
   "id": 714,
   "question": "What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?",
   "answer": "A redditor"
 },
 {
   "id": 715,
   "question": "Why did the hipster burn himself?",
   "answer": "Because he played with fire before it was cool."
 },
 {
   "id": 716,
   "question": "What do you call an honest lawyer?",
   "answer": "An oxymoron."
 },
 {
   "id": 717,
   "question": "Did you here about the earthquake that broke the world in half?",
   "answer": "It was pretty  !"
 },
 {
   "id": 718,
   "question": "What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?",
   "answer": "I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth"
 },
 {
   "id": 719,
   "question": "What do you say about someone who has a grim future?",
   "answer": "That they are full of poo-tential. "
 },
 {
   "id": 720,
   "question": "What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?",
   "answer": "Tennish"
 },
 {
   "id": 721,
   "question": "What do you call people that you hate?",
   "answer": "Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day."
 },
 {
   "id": 722,
   "question": "How come legacy programmers get Halloween and Christ...?",
   "answer": "Q: How come legacy programmers get Halloween and Christmas confused?  A: Because Oct 31 = Dec 25 (Octal 31 = Decimal 25)"
 },
 {
   "id": 723,
   "question": "Why was Hitler late to his meeting?",
   "answer": "He couldn't HEIL a cab."
 },
 {
   "id": 724,
   "question": "Who's the world's most powerful woman?",
   "answer": "Naomi Watts."
 },
 {
   "id": 725,
   "question": "Hey, did you hear about that hilarious joke on /r/Jokes?",
   "answer": "Neither did I."
 },
 {
   "id": 726,
   "question": "Why did the Tinman not go to the ball?",
   "answer": "His heart wasn't in it."
 },
 {
   "id": 727,
   "question": "Why did Genghis invade China?",
   "answer": "Because he khan."
 },
 {
   "id": 728,
   "question": "What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?",
   "answer": "\"I still find you dashing\""
 },
 {
   "id": 729,
   "question": "[Late, I know] What do rednecks do on Halloween?",
   "answer": "They pump kin."
 },
 {
   "id": 730,
   "question": "What did the alien say to Franz Schubert?",
   "answer": "\"Take me to your lieder!\""
 },
 {
   "id": 731,
   "question": "How many fish did it take to consume my wife?",
   "answer": "None. There are no fish under my new gazebo"
 },
 {
   "id": 732,
   "question": "What did the police car say to the muscle car?",
   "answer": "Torque"
 },
 {
   "id": 733,
   "question": "What's the difference between Hitler and a marathon runner?",
   "answer": "The marathon runner can successfully finish a race "
 },
 {
   "id": 734,
   "question": "What did the rich bald man want before he died?",
   "answer": "Heairs."
 },
 {
   "id": 735,
   "question": "What does a Victoria's Secret Black Friday sale have in common with a girl about to get a spanking?",
   "answer": "Both have panties half-off. "
 },
 {
   "id": 736,
   "question": "What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?",
   "answer": "Well, the flag's a big plus"
 },
 {
   "id": 737,
   "question": "Why do Trumpler supporters think he's honest?",
   "answer": "He told them he would be \"fourthreich\" and they misheard."
 },
 {
   "id": 738,
   "question": "What did one lonely penis say to the other?",
   "answer": "I just want to belong"
 },
 {
   "id": 739,
   "question": "What do Trump supporters and Flat Earthers have in common?",
   "answer": "They both hate globalists."
 },
 {
   "id": 740,
   "question": "What makes the Palestinians tick?",
   "answer": "Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue."
 },
 {
   "id": 741,
   "question": "What do you call a redneck with a functioning car?",
   "answer": "Lucky"
 },
 {
   "id": 742,
   "question": "What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?",
   "answer": "Gotham City."
 },
 {
   "id": 743,
   "question": "What happens when you seduce a cow?",
   "answer": "You get milk."
 },
 {
   "id": 744,
   "question": "What do you call a Scotsman who works in a cloakroom?",
   "answer": "Angus McCoatup "
 },
 {
   "id": 745,
   "question": "Wanna know what's really corny?",
   "answer": "A field of corn."
 },
 {
   "id": 746,
   "question": "Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?",
   "answer": "Because they lactose."
 },
 {
   "id": 747,
   "question": "What did the lesbian vampire say to another lesbian vampire?",
   "answer": "\"See you next month\""
 },
 {
   "id": 748,
   "question": "What's the most forbidden word in retail?",
   "answer": "Overtime."
 },
 {
   "id": 749,
   "question": "Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?",
   "answer": "Sooner or later they find a potent cousin."
 },
 {
   "id": 750,
   "question": "Did you hear about that broom on the news??",
   "answer": "It's sweeping the nation"
 },
 {
   "id": 751,
   "question": "How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?",
   "answer": "6  3 to change the bulb, 2 to explain why men have always done it wrong and 1 on her period."
 },
 {
   "id": 752,
   "question": "What do you call a gushing keyboard?",
   "answer": "sqwerty"
 },
 {
   "id": 753,
   "question": "What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?",
   "answer": "virgin"
 },
 {
   "id": 754,
   "question": "What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?",
   "answer": "Thirdperson."
 },
 {
   "id": 755,
   "question": "Hey, what's a good sign that you're going insane?",
   "answer": "I'm asking for an imaginary friend."
 },
 {
   "id": 756,
   "question": "What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?",
   "answer": "Harambe tried to save the kids. "
 },
 {
   "id": 757,
   "question": "Why did the coach go to Aldi?",
   "answer": "To get his quarterback. "
 },
 {
   "id": 758,
   "question": "Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?",
   "answer": "In a communest (pls     "
 },
 {
   "id": 759,
   "question": "Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?",
   "answer": "He didn't even finish grad school."
 },
 {
   "id": 760,
   "question": "What's black, white, and red all over?",
   "answer": "The bludgeoned face of a bi racial man in 2017 america."
 },
 {
   "id": 761,
   "question": "Scientist1: You got any Sodium Hypobromite?",
   "answer": "Scientist2: NaBrO"
 },
 {
   "id": 762,
   "question": "What do you call someone who worships Doritos?",
   "answer": "A chip monk. "
 },
 {
   "id": 763,
   "question": "What's E.T. short for?",
   "answer": "Because he has wee legs"
 },
 {
   "id": 764,
   "question": "Have you ever been to a store that only sells lamps?",
   "answer": "I've heard it's pretty lit."
 },
 {
   "id": 765,
   "question": "What is the average lifespan of an owl?",
   "answer": "A little over 6 books."
 },
 {
   "id": 766,
   "question": "What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?",
   "answer": "Nothing. They're both crustacians."
 },
 {
   "id": 767,
   "question": "What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?",
   "answer": "The pickpocket snatches watches..."
 },
 {
   "id": 768,
   "question": "What does a clock do when it's hungry?",
   "answer": "It goes back four seconds."
 },
 {
   "id": 769,
   "question": "What's the difference between your wife and your job?",
   "answer": "After five years, your job will still suck."
 },
 {
   "id": 770,
   "question": "Who are the fastest readers?",
   "answer": "9/11 victims. They got through over 40 stories in seconds. "
 },
 {
   "id": 771,
   "question": "What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?",
   "answer": "A small medium at large."
 },
 {
   "id": 772,
   "question": "What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?",
   "answer": "A voice."
 },
 {
   "id": 773,
   "question": "Why did Hitler kill himself?",
   "answer": ". . . . He saw his gas bill."
 },
 {
   "id": 774,
   "question": "What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?",
   "answer": "The Brains of Castamere. "
 },
 {
   "id": 775,
   "question": "Did you hear about the guy who mistook the oxygen bar for a cigar bar?",
   "answer": "He had a blast."
 },
 {
   "id": 776,
   "question": "When's the baby due?",
   "answer": "When it's circumcised"
 },
 {
   "id": 777,
   "question": "What did one bridge say to another?",
   "answer": "\"Fuck you\" (They were arch enemies)"
 },
 {
   "id": 778,
   "question": "How does Tolkien make his bread?",
   "answer": "With Frodough."
 },
 {
   "id": 779,
   "question": "Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?",
   "answer": "In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out."
 },
 {
   "id": 780,
   "question": "Why is time wary of mathematicians?",
   "answer": "They're always plotting against it. "
 },
 {
   "id": 781,
   "question": "What is yellow and can't swim?",
   "answer": "An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm."
 },
 {
   "id": 782,
   "question": "Why did Hitler break up with his girlfriend?",
   "answer": "She was a nein out of ten"
 },
 {
   "id": 783,
   "question": "How did the chicken cross the freeway?",
   "answer": "You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud."
 },
 {
   "id": 784,
   "question": "What do you call a Magician with a Parrot?",
   "answer": "Pollygone"
 },
 {
   "id": 785,
   "question": "What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?",
   "answer": "The higher they are, the more spaced out they get"
 },
 {
   "id": 786,
   "question": "Which part of a vegetable isn't edible?",
   "answer": "His wheelchair."
 },
 {
   "id": 787,
   "question": "Why does Lou Gramm wear glasses?",
   "answer": "He has  ."
 },
 {
   "id": 788,
   "question": "What's the best blood type?",
   "answer": "A+ because it's the highes you can get in a blood test."
 },
 {
   "id": 789,
   "question": "What do you call an agreement with a dog on not eating sweets?",
   "answer": "A treaty."
 },
 {
   "id": 790,
   "question": "Who races the most?",
   "answer": "The rasit!"
 },
 {
   "id": 791,
   "question": "Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?",
   "answer": "To run their hands through their hair"
 },
 {
   "id": 792,
   "question": "Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?",
   "answer": "For planning high trees, son."
 },
 {
   "id": 793,
   "question": "What did Woody say to Buzz?",
   "answer": "A lot. There were 3 movies. "
 },
 {
   "id": 794,
   "question": "Why is ketchup married to mustard?",
   "answer": "Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment."
 },
 {
   "id": 795,
   "question": "What do you call an asthmatic statue?",
   "answer": "A wheezing angle."
 },
 {
   "id": 796,
   "question": "What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods?",
   "answer": "Darth Deciduous"
 },
 {
   "id": 797,
   "question": "Whats the difference between Jack Daniels and John Wayne?",
   "answer": "Jack Daniels is still killing American Indians"
 },
 {
   "id": 798,
   "question": "What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?",
   "answer": "Not being retarded"
 },
 {
   "id": 799,
   "question": "What's similiar between Pokèmon and Jews?",
   "answer": "Ash"
 },
 {
   "id": 800,
   "question": "What do you call Italian marijuana?",
   "answer": "A pizza joint"
 },
 {
   "id": 801,
   "question": "How do you find a dirty cop?",
   "answer": "Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers"
 },
 {
   "id": 802,
   "question": "Why is the oval office oval shaped?",
   "answer": "Because the government cuts corners."
 },
 {
   "id": 803,
   "question": "Why was 6 afraid of 7?",
   "answer": "Because 7 ate 9"
 },
 {
   "id": 804,
   "question": "What's the difference between you(anyone reading this) and a refrigerator?",
   "answer": "The refrigerator does not fart when Joe pulls his meat out."
 },
 {
   "id": 805,
   "question": "What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?",
   "answer": "Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly."
 },
 {
   "id": 806,
   "question": "Do you know why the Little Mermaid wore seashells?",
   "answer": "Because she was too small for D shells. "
 },
 {
   "id": 807,
   "question": "What does a pirate call three feet?",
   "answer": "A YAAAARRRRGGGG!!  Oh look a door."
 },
 {
   "id": 808,
   "question": "How do you feel when there's no coffee?",
   "answer": "Depresso."
 },
 {
   "id": 809,
   "question": "What’s the last thing you want to see when you’re shagging the wife?",
   "answer": "The husband."
 },
 {
   "id": 810,
   "question": "After the extinction of every Ant on earth, what do we call Anteaters?",
   "answer": "Hungry."
 },
 {
   "id": 811,
   "question": "What's faster than a black man running with a tv?",
   "answer": "His cousin with the DVD player"
 },
 {
   "id": 812,
   "question": "Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?",
   "answer": "Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty. "
 },
 {
   "id": 813,
   "question": "What does trump call the loose skin around a vagina?",
   "answer": "A woman"
 },
 {
   "id": 814,
   "question": "What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?",
   "answer": "Eliphino"
 },
 {
   "id": 815,
   "question": "Why is Reddit such a great place for freedom of speech?",
   "answer": "[deleted]"
 },
 {
   "id": 816,
   "question": "What do comedians do when they get tired of doing standup comedy?",
   "answer": "Sitcoms"
 },
 {
   "id": 817,
   "question": "What do you call an Asian beheading?",
   "answer": "Circumcision."
 },
 {
   "id": 818,
   "question": "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?",
   "answer": "Ten-ticles!!!"
 },
 {
   "id": 819,
   "question": "What did Melania Trump have on her Black Friday shopping list?",
   "answer": "A copy of everything Michelle Obama had on her list"
 },
 {
   "id": 820,
   "question": "What do you say to an ugly person?",
   "answer": "Anything you like, what are they going to do about it?"
 },
 {
   "id": 821,
   "question": "What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?",
   "answer": "\"You gotta Mufasa\""
 },
 {
   "id": 822,
   "question": "What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?",
   "answer": "Minnesota."
 },
 {
   "id": 823,
   "question": "Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?",
   "answer": "Because it keeps Peein' n peein' "
 },
 {
   "id": 824,
   "question": "How does water stay warm during the winter?",
   "answer": "It wears an aqua-fur."
 },
 {
   "id": 825,
   "question": "What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?",
   "answer": "Hulk ash!"
 },
 {
   "id": 826,
   "question": "What do you say to comfort the grammar nazi?",
   "answer": "There, their, they're..."
 },
 {
   "id": 827,
   "question": "You know what the best part of having dyslexia is?",
   "answer": "I have sex daily "
 },
 {
   "id": 828,
   "question": "Dark: What's the difference between a jew and a black man?",
   "answer": "The black man is black from the beginning."
 },
 {
   "id": 829,
   "question": "How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?",
   "answer": "Two, and often from the same person."
 },
 {
   "id": 830,
   "question": "Who is the greatest loser ever?",
   "answer": "Martin. We all know Martin Luther King."
 },
 {
   "id": 831,
   "question": "(overheard by old man during dinner). What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?",
   "answer": "A Communist"
 },
 {
   "id": 832,
   "question": "What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg?",
   "answer": "Nothing.  They haven't met yet."
 },
 {
   "id": 833,
   "question": "What do you call a dinosaur with explosive diarrhea?",
   "answer": "A shitty-sore-ass."
 },
 {
   "id": 834,
   "question": "What did Matthew McConaughey say about Steve Bannon's followers?",
   "answer": "They're alt-right, alt-right, alt-right."
 },
 {
   "id": 835,
   "question": "What is green and smells like red paint?",
   "answer": "Green paint. Haha"
 },
 {
   "id": 836,
   "question": "Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?",
   "answer": "White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood."
 },
 {
   "id": 837,
   "question": "What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?",
   "answer": "Smashed potatoes. "
 },
 {
   "id": 838,
   "question": "What do you call a female peacock?",
   "answer": "A peacunt"
 },
 {
   "id": 839,
   "question": "What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?",
   "answer": "One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws."
 },
 {
   "id": 840,
   "question": "What're tupacs favorite vegetables?",
   "answer": "CucumBARS. "
 },
 {
   "id": 841,
   "question": "What has arms but can't move them?",
   "answer": "A small child paralyzed from the waist up."
 },
 {
   "id": 842,
   "question": "You really think jobs don't racially discriminate?",
   "answer": "Only 1 in 52 Fridays are black."
 },
 {
   "id": 843,
   "question": "Is Aretha Franklin finished singing the national anthem?",
   "answer": "I turned the TV off 4 hours into it and I'd really like to watch the start of the Lions game before I goto bed."
 },
 {
   "id": 844,
   "question": "What do you call a Russian on a golf course?",
   "answer": "Vladimir Puttin'"
 },
 {
   "id": 845,
   "question": "What is the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?",
   "answer": "One can shoot but can't hit and the other one can hoot but can't shit."
 },
 {
   "id": 846,
   "question": "How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?",
   "answer": "The taste."
 },
 {
   "id": 847,
   "question": "Who has the fastest brain in the world?",
   "answer": "Steven Hawking with a brake failure!"
 },
 {
   "id": 848,
   "question": "What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?",
   "answer": "A deport-a-potty."
 },
 {
   "id": 849,
   "question": "What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?",
   "answer": "A receding hareline."
 },
 {
   "id": 850,
   "question": "What do you call a mix between holiday poultry and a ghoul?",
   "answer": "A gobblin. I'll see myself out..."
 },
 {
   "id": 851,
   "question": "What kind of bagel can fly?",
   "answer": "A plain bagel."
 },
 {
   "id": 852,
   "question": "Why is Theresa May so against Porn?",
   "answer": "When she clearly loves fucking a whole country at once with the world watching. "
 },
 {
   "id": 853,
   "question": "What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut?",
   "answer": "Command Alt Right."
 },
 {
   "id": 854,
   "question": "What sound does a space turkey make?",
   "answer": "Hubble, hubble, hubble [shamelessly stolen joke from the Facebook page of \"Grammarly\"]"
 },
 {
   "id": 855,
   "question": "What's the difference between an epileptic oyster and a prostitute with diarrhoea?",
   "answer": "One shucks between fits..."
 },
 {
   "id": 856,
   "question": "Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?",
   "answer": "Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving."
 },
 {
   "id": 857,
   "question": "What did the green grape say to the purple grape?",
   "answer": "No, not \"breathe, you idiot!\". It said nothing. It just let out a little   grape juice"
 },
 {
   "id": 858,
   "question": "What is reddit?",
   "answer": "A-social media"
 },
 {
   "id": 859,
   "question": "What would Israel be called if it was make believe?",
   "answer": "Isfaek."
 },
 {
   "id": 860,
   "question": "Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?",
   "answer": "Because they don't like Turkey"
 },
 {
   "id": 861,
   "question": "Ever wondered why toilet paper is so cheap in Mexico?",
   "answer": "If so, chances are you haven't had Mexican food before. "
 },
 {
   "id": 862,
   "question": "What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?",
   "answer": "I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage. "
 },
 {
   "id": 863,
   "question": "What kind of car does a rich baker drive?",
   "answer": "A Rolls-Royce."
 },
 {
   "id": 864,
   "question": "How do you get your girlfriend to go to the gym with you?",
   "answer": "Tell her about how much better at sex her fit friends are! "
 },
 {
   "id": 865,
   "question": "What did the witch say when her position was terminated?",
   "answer": "You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!"
 },
 {
   "id": 866,
   "question": "Why can't dyslexics tell jokes?",
   "answer": "They always punch up the fuckline."
 },
 {
   "id": 867,
   "question": "What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?",
   "answer": "One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!"
 },
 {
   "id": 868,
   "question": "Hey girl, are you a sudden change in slope on an acceleration-time graph?",
   "answer": "Because you're a jerk. "
 },
 {
   "id": 869,
   "question": "How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?",
   "answer": "With a mop."
 },
 {
   "id": 870,
   "question": "How do you make a rave party in Africa?",
   "answer": "You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling."
 },
 {
   "id": 871,
   "question": "Did you know that a person gets in a car accident every 10 seconds?",
   "answer": "He's getting really fed up with it."
 },
 {
   "id": 872,
   "question": "What would you call oranges if they were purple?",
   "answer": "Purples"
 },
 {
   "id": 873,
   "question": "What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?",
   "answer": "God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!"
 },
 {
   "id": 874,
   "question": "What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?",
   "answer": "Nothing they are both Thor."
 },
 {
   "id": 875,
   "question": "What is the difference between a golfer and a sky-diver?",
   "answer": "The golfer goes   \"Shit!\" The Sky-diver goes \"Shit!\" "
 },
 {
   "id": 876,
   "question": "What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?",
   "answer": "Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one.. "
 },
 {
   "id": 877,
   "question": "What is the hardest part of telling a good gay joke?",
   "answer": "Keeping a straight face"
 },
 {
   "id": 878,
   "question": "Why is six afraid of nine?",
   "answer": "Because nine ate seven"
 },
 {
   "id": 879,
   "question": "Why did the tree go to jail?",
   "answer": "Treason"
 },
 {
   "id": 880,
   "question": "What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?",
   "answer": "Alkaline"
 },
 {
   "id": 881,
   "question": "What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?",
   "answer": "One baby nailed to 10 trees..."
 },
 {
   "id": 882,
   "question": "What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?",
   "answer": "A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again."
 },
 {
   "id": 883,
   "question": "What do transsexuals run on?",
   "answer": "Gender fluid."
 },
 {
   "id": 884,
   "question": "What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?",
   "answer": "God dogs"
 },
 {
   "id": 885,
   "question": "What do you call a gay Jamaican?",
   "answer": "A Pokémon."
 },
 {
   "id": 886,
   "question": "What do you call collegiate perspiration?",
   "answer": "Pitt Sweat"
 },
 {
   "id": 887,
   "question": "What do standup comedian prostitutes and whalers have in common?",
   "answer": "Harpoon"
 },
 {
   "id": 888,
   "question": "Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?",
   "answer": "I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."
 },
 {
   "id": 889,
   "question": "What's the only part of a vegetable you can't eat?",
   "answer": "The wheelchair..."
 },
 {
   "id": 890,
   "question": "What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?",
   "answer": "They're mostly Dum Dums. "
 },
 {
   "id": 891,
   "question": "Orange you glad Hillary didn't get elected?",
   "answer": "Trump is. "
 },
 {
   "id": 892,
   "question": "What do the World Trade Center and genders have in common?",
   "answer": "There used to be two of them, but now it's too offensive to talk about."
 },
 {
   "id": 893,
   "question": "Which November holiday is a weed smoker's favorite?",
   "answer": "Danksgiving."
 },
 {
   "id": 894,
   "question": "What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato?",
   "answer": "A Yambourghini!"
 },
 {
   "id": 895,
   "question": "What kind of bee's make milk?",
   "answer": "BOObees! "
 },
 {
   "id": 896,
   "question": "France and Italy are in a battle against each other. Who wins?",
   "answer": "Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides."
 },
 {
   "id": 897,
   "question": "What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?",
   "answer": "Synonym rolls. "
 },
 {
   "id": 898,
   "question": "What is the name of Mark Zuckerbergs mother?",
   "answer": "Motherzucker"
 },
 {
   "id": 899,
   "question": "What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?",
   "answer": "Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick. "
 },
 {
   "id": 900,
   "question": "What a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet?",
   "answer": "None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate. "
 },
 {
   "id": 901,
   "question": "[Pickup Line] Are you a washing machine?",
   "answer": "Because I want to put my dirty load in you"
 },
 {
   "id": 902,
   "question": "What do call a prehistoric hooker?",
   "answer": "Vaginasaurass "
 },
 {
   "id": 903,
   "question": "Ever seen a movie titled 'Constipation'?",
   "answer": "No? That's because it hadn't come out yet."
 },
 {
   "id": 904,
   "question": "Why did Obama serve two terms?",
   "answer": "Because blacks always get a longer sentence "
 },
 {
   "id": 905,
   "question": "Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?",
   "answer": "It had new windows Putin"
 },
 {
   "id": 906,
   "question": "Did you hear?",
   "answer": "About the cannibal that dumped his girlfriend?..."
 },
 {
   "id": 907,
   "question": "What did Obama say to the Vice President before leaving the White House?",
   "answer": "Bi  den! "
 },
 {
   "id": 908,
   "question": "What did one Pop star say to the other?",
   "answer": "Sia , Later!"
 },
 {
   "id": 909,
   "question": "What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?",
   "answer": "Middle school. "
 },
 {
   "id": 910,
   "question": "What's a black mailman called?",
   "answer": "A blackmailer.  I'll show myself out :(."
 },
 {
   "id": 911,
   "question": "What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?",
   "answer": "I'm really sodie pop. "
 },
 {
   "id": 912,
   "question": "If Apple made a car, what would it be lacking?",
   "answer": "Windows"
 },
 {
   "id": 913,
   "question": "What Is Bluetooth ?",
   "answer": "When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing"
 },
 {
   "id": 914,
   "question": "How do Japanese Chihuahuas say 'Hello'?",
   "answer": "Konichihuahua"
 },
 {
   "id": 915,
   "question": "How do you keep an idiot in suspense?",
   "answer": "I'll tell you tomorrow."
 },
 {
   "id": 916,
   "question": "Why are redditors bad stand-up comedians?",
   "answer": "Because they'll just tell the crowd that the real joke's in the comments."
 },
 {
   "id": 917,
   "question": "What do you call a neckbeard's disease?",
   "answer": "A M'alady."
 },
 {
   "id": 918,
   "question": "Why have we not seen any Vibrator comb combinations?",
   "answer": "Blonds will split hairs over this. Imagine that.. vibrating hair. "
 },
 {
   "id": 919,
   "question": "How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?",
   "answer": "They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!"
 },
 {
   "id": 920,
   "question": "What's it called if you re-evaluate your butt?",
   "answer": "In hiney-sight."
 },
 {
   "id": 921,
   "question": "You know what's a big ripoff?",
   "answer": "Velcro"
 },
 {
   "id": 922,
   "question": "Has anyone heard of the new band called 512MB?",
   "answer": "They haven't any gigs yet!"
 },
 {
   "id": 923,
   "question": "What does the janitor keep in the closet?",
   "answer": "SUPPLIES!"
 },
 {
   "id": 924,
   "question": "How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "Not sure, but that is definitely the smell of burning flesh. "
 },
 {
   "id": 925,
   "question": "How do Germans tie their shoelaces?",
   "answer": "In little knotsies...."
 },
 {
   "id": 926,
   "question": "What does donkey taste like?",
   "answer": "I don't know, but I wanna try eating ass!"
 },
 {
   "id": 927,
   "question": "What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?",
   "answer": "They both make pop tarts."
 },
 {
   "id": 928,
   "question": "Do you keep your phone in your back pocket?",
   "answer": "Bummer, I was trying to give that booty a call... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
 },
 {
   "id": 929,
   "question": "You hear the one about the kid in Las Vegas?",
   "answer": "He asks his dad, \"Pop, why can't I go out in the street and play football and baseball like the other kids?\" And his father says, \"Keep dealing.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 930,
   "question": "What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?",
   "answer": "Ra'men."
 },
 {
   "id": 931,
   "question": "What is 6.9?",
   "answer": "Sex interrupted with a period! "
 },
 {
   "id": 932,
   "question": "Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?",
   "answer": "Because they're paid to."
 },
 {
   "id": 933,
   "question": "what do you call chess players bragging in a hotel lobby?",
   "answer": "chess nuts boasting in an open foyer"
 },
 {
   "id": 934,
   "question": "Is it wrong to hate a certain race?",
   "answer": "I'm ok with a 5km but really don't like 10km."
 },
 {
   "id": 935,
   "question": "What is sticky and quacks?",
   "answer": "Duck tape!"
 },
 {
   "id": 936,
   "question": "What's the difference between a doctor and God?",
   "answer": "God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor."
 },
 {
   "id": 937,
   "question": "Why are Mafia members so good at sex?",
   "answer": "Because they've always got a stiff in the trunk."
 },
 {
   "id": 938,
   "question": "What breaks when you give it to a toddler?",
   "answer": "Their hips."
 },
 {
   "id": 939,
   "question": "What do you call a cow with five legs?",
   "answer": "Rare."
 },
 {
   "id": 940,
   "question": "What do you call a cow with three legs?",
   "answer": "Tri-tip."
 },
 {
   "id": 941,
   "question": "How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat?",
   "answer": "She starts to fit into your wife's clothes."
 },
 {
   "id": 942,
   "question": "What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?",
   "answer": "A synonym roll "
 },
 {
   "id": 943,
   "question": "Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?",
   "answer": "For drizzle."
 },
 {
   "id": 944,
   "question": "What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?",
   "answer": "Trick question.  Nobody invites feminists to a cookout."
 },
 {
   "id": 945,
   "question": "What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?",
   "answer": "Pink eye"
 },
 {
   "id": 946,
   "question": "Advices?",
   "answer": "Hey guys so since couple of weeks I think that my girlfriend is cheating on me. So last night I followed her. She took a cab I took my car and followed her till the cab stopped in front of one nice house. I went beside my car and crouched. She went out and there was this sport dressed bastard which hugged her and they started to kiss... While crouching I saw oil leaking from my car. Do you think this is coming from the filter or from the engine? Thanks "
 },
 {
   "id": 947,
   "question": "What do you call a snobbish criminal walking downstairs?",
   "answer": "A condescending con descending."
 },
 {
   "id": 948,
   "question": "What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?",
   "answer": "All white, all white, all white."
 },
 {
   "id": 949,
   "question": "What do you call someone who's been banned from the Playboy mansion?",
   "answer": "Persona non grotto"
 },
 {
   "id": 950,
   "question": "What's the cheapest type of meat?",
   "answer": "Deer balls,  They're under a buck!"
 },
 {
   "id": 951,
   "question": "What was Hitler so grumpy?",
   "answer": "Maybe he wouldn’t have been so grumpy if people hadn’t left him hanging for high-fives all the time"
 },
 {
   "id": 952,
   "question": "Why don't Muslims support Harambe?",
   "answer": "Because   it would "
 },
 {
   "id": 953,
   "question": "What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday?",
   "answer": "Forget it once."
 },
 {
   "id": 954,
   "question": "Where did the hamburger meet the cheeseburger?",
   "answer": "At the meat ball."
 },
 {
   "id": 955,
   "question": "What happens to the short sighted guy who did circumcisions?",
   "answer": "He got the sack"
 },
 {
   "id": 956,
   "question": "What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?",
   "answer": "Heh, disguised toast. "
 },
 {
   "id": 957,
   "question": "What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?",
   "answer": "A marine biologist."
 },
 {
   "id": 958,
   "question": "Q: Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?",
   "answer": "A: No, you should just have the turkey!"
 },
 {
   "id": 959,
   "question": "What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?",
   "answer": "Plymouth Rock"
 },
 {
   "id": 960,
   "question": "Why are topologists on a world of their own?",
   "answer": "They think on a whole different dimension."
 },
 {
   "id": 961,
   "question": "Why can't pirates play any card games?",
   "answer": "Because someone's always on the deck!"
 },
 {
   "id": 962,
   "question": "Excuse me, can you tell me if my indicators are working?",
   "answer": "\"Yes, no, yes, no, yes...\""
 },
 {
   "id": 963,
   "question": "What did the turkey say to the motorist?",
   "answer": "Buckle Buckle"
 },
 {
   "id": 964,
   "question": "What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?",
   "answer": "Kicked out of the petting zoo."
 },
 {
   "id": 965,
   "question": "Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?",
   "answer": "The p is silent."
 },
 {
   "id": 966,
   "question": "What did Mario say about Toad?",
   "answer": "\"He's a fun guy.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 967,
   "question": "What does milk and brothels have in common?",
   "answer": "Whore-moans!"
 },
 {
   "id": 968,
   "question": "Teacher - What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?",
   "answer": "Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?"
 },
 {
   "id": 969,
   "question": "What is Forrest Gump's email password?",
   "answer": "1forrest1"
 },
 {
   "id": 970,
   "question": "Why does no one like the number 4?",
   "answer": "It's too square."
 },
 {
   "id": 971,
   "question": "What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?",
   "answer": "SIDS"
 },
 {
   "id": 972,
   "question": "Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?",
   "answer": "They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm."
 },
 {
   "id": 973,
   "question": "Why does Peter Pan fly?",
   "answer": "Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!"
 },
 {
   "id": 974,
   "question": "What do you call a cross between a donkey and an onion?",
   "answer": "A piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye"
 },
 {
   "id": 975,
   "question": "Why do black computers not work?",
   "answer": "Its missing a fatherboard."
 },
 {
   "id": 976,
   "question": "What do you call ants in your syrup?",
   "answer": "Maple flakes From my well intentioned girlfriend"
 },
 {
   "id": 977,
   "question": "Have you heard about the new German Microwave?",
   "answer": "I heard it can seat 10"
 },
 {
   "id": 978,
   "question": "Hey baby are you bread?",
   "answer": "cuz i knead you"
 },
 {
   "id": 979,
   "question": "What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?",
   "answer": "Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out "
 },
 {
   "id": 980,
   "question": "How do you make a tissue dance?",
   "answer": "Put a little boogie in it."
 },
 {
   "id": 981,
   "question": "What's the good word?",
   "answer": "Legs.  Spread the word."
 },
 {
   "id": 982,
   "question": "What do me an Kanye West have in common?",
   "answer": "When I rant as much as that people boo me too."
 },
 {
   "id": 983,
   "question": "Why are they called hemorrhoids?",
   "answer": "Because asteroids was already taken."
 },
 {
   "id": 984,
   "question": "What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?",
   "answer": "They're all girls on fire. "
 },
 {
   "id": 985,
   "question": "Psst, hey Patrick, what's funnier than 24?",
   "answer": "15511210043330985984000000."
 },
 {
   "id": 986,
   "question": "How did the Irishman get arthritis?",
   "answer": "By craic-ing his knuckles."
 },
 {
   "id": 987,
   "question": "What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?",
   "answer": "Nobody can   a jolly-good fellow!"
 },
 {
   "id": 988,
   "question": "What did the candle say to the flame?",
   "answer": "You're getting on my wick."
 },
 {
   "id": 989,
   "question": "A couple was traveling across Europe but had to stop abruptly at Finland's borders. Why?",
   "answer": "Because it was the Finnish line."
 },
 {
   "id": 990,
   "question": "Why do we drink apple juice?",
   "answer": "Because OJ will kill you!"
 },
 {
   "id": 991,
   "question": "What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?",
   "answer": "The electoral college in 2016."
 },
 {
   "id": 992,
   "question": "What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?",
   "answer": "It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive."
 },
 {
   "id": 993,
   "question": "Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?",
   "answer": "Because m = AIt"
 },
 {
   "id": 994,
   "question": "What was the border patrol agent's greatest regret?",
   "answer": "The Juan that got away. "
 },
 {
   "id": 995,
   "question": "Why was Obama nervous when eating a T-bone aboard Air Force One?",
   "answer": "Because the steaks had never been higher. "
 },
 {
   "id": 996,
   "question": "How does a black women know if she's pregnant?",
   "answer": "All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off."
 },
 {
   "id": 997,
   "question": "How do you make holy water?",
   "answer": "Boil the hell out of it."
 },
 {
   "id": 998,
   "question": "Why did italy cross the road?",
   "answer": "To switch sides"
 },
 {
   "id": 999,
   "question": "What did the fish say when it hit the wall?",
   "answer": "Damn."
 },
 {
   "id": 1000,
   "question": "Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?",
   "answer": "Mountains peak."
 },
 {
   "id": 1001,
   "question": "Do you know on which side the jews fought in WWII?",
   "answer": "The other side, of the fence"
 },
 {
   "id": 1002,
   "question": "How do you find a blind guy at a nude beach?",
   "answer": "It's not hard"
 },
 {
   "id": 1003,
   "question": "What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?",
   "answer": "A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker."
 },
 {
   "id": 1004,
   "question": "Why are Leprechauns always laughing?",
   "answer": "Because the grass tickles their balls when they run EDIT: I don't know why I decided to post this.."
 },
 {
   "id": 1005,
   "question": "What time is it when planes start dropping engines?",
   "answer": "Shedding season"
 },
 {
   "id": 1006,
   "question": "Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?",
   "answer": "He touched the beaker before it was cool."
 },
 {
   "id": 1007,
   "question": "What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?",
   "answer": "Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells"
 },
 {
   "id": 1008,
   "question": "What do you call it when you spin a candy cane?",
   "answer": "a tournament"
 },
 {
   "id": 1009,
   "question": "What do a call a blonde that dyes her hair brown?",
   "answer": "Artificial Intelligence."
 },
 {
   "id": 1010,
   "question": "What do you call a sort-of cool vegetable?",
   "answer": "A Radish"
 },
 {
   "id": 1011,
   "question": "Where do lemons go to jail?",
   "answer": "Lemonworth"
 },
 {
   "id": 1012,
   "question": "How does John Marston take a shower?",
   "answer": "1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning"
 },
 {
   "id": 1013,
   "question": "How do you fit 4 gays on a barstool?",
   "answer": "Flip it over"
 },
 {
   "id": 1014,
   "question": "How many Freudian psychologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?",
   "answer": "2:  One to screw in the bulb, and one to hold the penis... LADDER, I MEAN LADDER!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1015,
   "question": "How should a feudal lord deal with it when the serfs rise up?",
   "answer": "Hang ten."
 },
 {
   "id": 1016,
   "question": "What's red, and bad for your teeth?",
   "answer": "A brick."
 },
 {
   "id": 1017,
   "question": "How many \"suh dudes\" does it take to screw in a light bulb?",
   "answer": "None. It's already lit fam."
 },
 {
   "id": 1018,
   "question": "Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?",
   "answer": "It got stuck in a crack."
 },
 {
   "id": 1019,
   "question": "What is the worst type of doctor you can be?",
   "answer": "gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1020,
   "question": "Did you hear about that action movie about camping?",
   "answer": "Every scene was really in tents."
 },
 {
   "id": 1021,
   "question": "Why do nerds go to Jewish weddings?",
   "answer": "Because they break glasses and protect their pockets"
 },
 {
   "id": 1022,
   "question": "Q: How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?",
   "answer": "A: Pretty hot"
 },
 {
   "id": 1023,
   "question": "Why Trump is the most religious president in United States history?",
   "answer": "He got ​Every Juan praying!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1024,
   "question": "How come Peter Pan keeps on flying?",
   "answer": "Because he Neverlands"
 },
 {
   "id": 1025,
   "question": "What rock group have four men that don't sing?",
   "answer": "Mount Rushmore."
 },
 {
   "id": 1026,
   "question": "Why did the acid perform poorly?",
   "answer": "Because it didn't concentrate."
 },
 {
   "id": 1027,
   "question": "What's the most popular soup in China?",
   "answer": "Chicken poodle soup...I know, I know booooo"
 },
 {
   "id": 1028,
   "question": "Why did the baker have brown hands?",
   "answer": "He was kneading a poo."
 },
 {
   "id": 1029,
   "question": "What do you call a T-Bone steak without the T?",
   "answer": "D-Bone steak"
 },
 {
   "id": 1030,
   "question": "Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?",
   "answer": "He seems alt-right!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1031,
   "question": "Ever look in the fridge and be disappointed that all there is for supper is leftover pizza and beer?",
   "answer": "Yeah, me neither..."
 },
 {
   "id": 1032,
   "question": "What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?",
   "answer": "They gave him the cold shoulder."
 },
 {
   "id": 1033,
   "question": "How are the Twin Towers and Gender Similar?",
   "answer": "There used to be two, now it's offensive to talk about."
 },
 {
   "id": 1034,
   "question": "How to keep a reader in suspense?",
   "answer": "[removed]"
 },
 {
   "id": 1035,
   "question": "What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?",
   "answer": "Hilter didn't make unoriginal jokes about finishing races."
 },
 {
   "id": 1036,
   "question": "What did the plant say to the vegan?",
   "answer": "Leaf me alone."
 },
 {
   "id": 1037,
   "question": "Do you think you will have to wear diapers when you get older?",
   "answer": "It depends"
 },
 {
   "id": 1038,
   "question": "What kind of vegetable always helps you feel better?",
   "answer": "Thera-peas"
 },
 {
   "id": 1039,
   "question": "Ever had Ethiopian food?",
   "answer": "Neither have they."
 },
 {
   "id": 1040,
   "question": "Why does Trump pay for stuff in exact change?",
   "answer": "He doesnt like carrying around trump change."
 },
 {
   "id": 1041,
   "question": "Did you hear the one about the terrorist at the comedy club?",
   "answer": "He bombed."
 },
 {
   "id": 1042,
   "question": "What does 1+1=?",
   "answer": "Window."
 },
 {
   "id": 1043,
   "question": "What's a Mexican's favorite sport?",
   "answer": "Cross Country."
 },
 {
   "id": 1044,
   "question": "Why is a river really rich?",
   "answer": "It’s got two banks."
 },
 {
   "id": 1045,
   "question": "What is the difference between your wife and your job?",
   "answer": "Your job still sucks."
 },
 {
   "id": 1046,
   "question": "Why don't Victorian men ever talk about sex with their women?",
   "answer": "They're very anal about it."
 },
 {
   "id": 1047,
   "question": "What is the hottest time of day?",
   "answer": "2:flirty"
 },
 {
   "id": 1048,
   "question": "What does a mathematicion find in a forest?",
   "answer": "A natural log."
 },
 {
   "id": 1049,
   "question": "what did the drummer say to the Chinese man that called him gay?",
   "answer": "first i bang the drums then i bang ur mom"
 },
 {
   "id": 1050,
   "question": "What did the the Knight say to the Comedian after the comedian made him laugh?",
   "answer": "You slay me!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1051,
   "question": "What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?",
   "answer": "I'm lactose intolerant."
 },
 {
   "id": 1052,
   "question": "What does a Thesaurus eat for breakfast?",
   "answer": "A Synonym Roll."
 },
 {
   "id": 1053,
   "question": "What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?",
   "answer": "Wow, this blew up!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1054,
   "question": "How many ears does Spock have?",
   "answer": "The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear."
 },
 {
   "id": 1055,
   "question": "What does it mean when a man makes eye contact with a woman while she speaks?",
   "answer": "Her tits aren't nice"
 },
 {
   "id": 1056,
   "question": "How do you make Holy Water?",
   "answer": "You boil the hell out of it."
 },
 {
   "id": 1057,
   "question": "hi Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?",
   "answer": "Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)"
 },
 {
   "id": 1058,
   "question": "Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?",
   "answer": "Because they've got the same color trunks."
 },
 {
   "id": 1059,
   "question": "What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?",
   "answer": "Toad"
 },
 {
   "id": 1060,
   "question": "How does Voldemort seal his mail?",
   "answer": "With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)"
 },
 {
   "id": 1061,
   "question": "How does a sea horse run?",
   "answer": "Scallops!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1062,
   "question": "What do you call a gay Dinosaur?",
   "answer": "Megasaurass"
 },
 {
   "id": 1063,
   "question": "How do you get 50 little old ladies to scream FUCK at the same time?",
   "answer": "Have the 51st scream BINGO!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1064,
   "question": "Why did Kanye say he would have voted for Donald Trump?",
   "answer": "808s & Taxbreaks"
 },
 {
   "id": 1065,
   "question": "Did you hear about the clever nun who got tricked?",
   "answer": "She was nun the wiser "
 },
 {
   "id": 1066,
   "question": "What do you call a flying Jew?",
   "answer": "Smoke."
 },
 {
   "id": 1067,
   "question": "How's havin' a dick?",
   "answer": "It comes in handy."
 },
 {
   "id": 1068,
   "question": "How is she pregnant?",
   "answer": "I didn't come, she didn't come, baby come. How come? "
 },
 {
   "id": 1069,
   "question": "Why do Canadians say aboot?",
   "answer": "Because there is too much snow to wear shoes."
 },
 {
   "id": 1070,
   "question": "What is the difference between a duck?",
   "answer": "One of its legs is both the same."
 },
 {
   "id": 1071,
   "question": "What's Hitler's favorite board game?",
   "answer": "Gas Who?"
 },
 {
   "id": 1072,
   "question": "What is the best place to hide a dead body?",
   "answer": "On the second page of google."
 },
 {
   "id": 1073,
   "question": "What does an helicopter and pants have in common?",
   "answer": "They both moust go down in emergency."
 },
 {
   "id": 1074,
   "question": "What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?",
   "answer": "Roberto "
 },
 {
   "id": 1075,
   "question": "What did the egg say to the boiling water?",
   "answer": "It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1076,
   "question": "What's the fastest bird in the world?",
   "answer": "The Somali chicken! "
 },
 {
   "id": 1077,
   "question": "Which of the twelve knights built King Arthur's round table?",
   "answer": "Sir cumference"
 },
 {
   "id": 1078,
   "question": "Have you ever been caught masterbating in a closet?",
   "answer": "Them: No. You: It's a really good hiding spot isn't it....."
 },
 {
   "id": 1079,
   "question": "Is Google male or female?",
   "answer": "Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion."
 },
 {
   "id": 1080,
   "question": "What did the gardener say to the rose?",
   "answer": "Hello, bud."
 },
 {
   "id": 1081,
   "question": "Why does iron man have a vagina?",
   "answer": "Because he's a Fe male"
 },
 {
   "id": 1082,
   "question": "What makes the Jewish Monopoly game so much harder than the original?",
   "answer": "Because the banker starts with all the money and never gives it away."
 },
 {
   "id": 1083,
   "question": "Why do Democrats push for more gun control?",
   "answer": "Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot."
 },
 {
   "id": 1084,
   "question": "What did one boob say to the other?",
   "answer": "You're my breast friend! Badum-Tits!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1085,
   "question": "Which room in Donalds Trump's house has the thickest walls?",
   "answer": "his-panic room."
 },
 {
   "id": 1086,
   "question": "What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas?",
   "answer": "A leaf blower "
 },
 {
   "id": 1087,
   "question": "What kind of cologne applies itself?",
   "answer": "Elon Musk"
 },
 {
   "id": 1088,
   "question": "What do maimed people drink at 5PM?",
   "answer": "An amputea"
 },
 {
   "id": 1089,
   "question": "Did you hear that Sean Connery tried out speed-dating but he ended up making all his dates sick?",
   "answer": "He was told it was a shingles club."
 },
 {
   "id": 1090,
   "question": "What is the best food to order from Amazon?",
   "answer": "Prime Rib"
 },
 {
   "id": 1091,
   "question": "Who here likes Olympic Frisbees?",
   "answer": "Discus."
 },
 {
   "id": 1092,
   "question": "Did you hear about the crazy train that went on a killing spree?",
   "answer": "Authorities believe it had a loco motive."
 },
 {
   "id": 1093,
   "question": "What Do You Call Bluetooth ?",
   "answer": "When your toothbrush stops working mid toothbrushing"
 },
 {
   "id": 1094,
   "question": "Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?",
   "answer": "There are too many Links. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1095,
   "question": "What's the difference between a Marxist-Leninist-Maoist-Third Worldist and a Cthulhu worshipper?",
   "answer": "One's in a cult, the other seeks to summon a terrible god to Earth and be eaten."
 },
 {
   "id": 1096,
   "question": "Hey, do you like tapes and CDs?",
   "answer": "Because I'm going to tape my penis to your head so you can CDs nuts."
 },
 {
   "id": 1097,
   "question": "What's the best part about having sex with a 6 year-old?",
   "answer": "Watching them break down on the witness stand."
 },
 {
   "id": 1098,
   "question": "What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?",
   "answer": "The wheelchair"
 },
 {
   "id": 1099,
   "question": "How do you confuse a blind person?",
   "answer": "Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner"
 },
 {
   "id": 1100,
   "question": "Who does Matthew McConaughey say is the most dangerous group in America?",
   "answer": "Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right"
 },
 {
   "id": 1101,
   "question": "What’s the biggest difference between men and women?",
   "answer": "The phrase “I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film.” is a good place to start."
 },
 {
   "id": 1102,
   "question": "What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?",
   "answer": "Spare ribs."
 },
 {
   "id": 1103,
   "question": "What does Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?",
   "answer": "Their last greatest hits were \"the wall\"."
 },
 {
   "id": 1104,
   "question": "What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?",
   "answer": "It's Morphine Time!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1105,
   "question": "What do Trump supporters do with their leaves every fall?",
   "answer": "They rake them into big piles, put them into plastic yard bags, and then toss them over the Mexican border for being brown."
 },
 {
   "id": 1106,
   "question": "What's another term for cancer?",
   "answer": "Making Internal Organs Great Again."
 },
 {
   "id": 1107,
   "question": "What did the Computer Engineer say?",
   "answer": "What did the computer Engineer say when he saw his favorite drink? ICT"
 },
 {
   "id": 1108,
   "question": "What came first? The chicken or the egg?",
   "answer": "Humans' ability to classify living organisms."
 },
 {
   "id": 1109,
   "question": "How do you drown a hipster?",
   "answer": "In the mainstream"
 },
 {
   "id": 1110,
   "question": "What do you call it when a pickle masturbates?",
   "answer": "Gherkin off"
 },
 {
   "id": 1111,
   "question": "Why did the semen cross the road?",
   "answer": "Because I wore the wrong socks today   "
 },
 {
   "id": 1112,
   "question": "What do you call Bambi's friend dead on the road?",
   "answer": "Thumpthumper"
 },
 {
   "id": 1113,
   "question": "What do transgender cannibals call the blood of Christ?",
   "answer": "Cross dressing."
 },
 {
   "id": 1114,
   "question": "What did Matthew McConaughey say after he got done voting for Trump?",
   "answer": "Alt-right  alt-right  alt-right. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1115,
   "question": "What did the cow say to the other cow?",
   "answer": "HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1116,
   "question": "What is a Mexican's favorite sport?",
   "answer": "It used to be cross country but now it's rock climbing."
 },
 {
   "id": 1117,
   "question": "Why didn't the sun go to college?",
   "answer": "It already had 10 thousand degrees. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1118,
   "question": "why did both ass-cheeks get fired from work?",
   "answer": "One was always left behind causing the other to half-ass everything "
 },
 {
   "id": 1119,
   "question": "What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?",
   "answer": "Getting the news from your dentist"
 },
 {
   "id": 1120,
   "question": "How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "None. They'll just beat the room for being black"
 },
 {
   "id": 1121,
   "question": "Why do sharks circle their prey?",
   "answer": "\"dad,  why do the sharks swim in circles like that before they eat someone?\" \"it makes them taste better, son.\" \"taste better? How? \" \"it scares the shit out of them.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 1122,
   "question": "Why can't americans play LoL?",
   "answer": "They can't guard their towers."
 },
 {
   "id": 1123,
   "question": "What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?",
   "answer": "Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)"
 },
 {
   "id": 1124,
   "question": "Why are white prisoners scarier than black prisoners?",
   "answer": "The white guy might actually be guilty.   (Stolen from a comment by  )"
 },
 {
   "id": 1125,
   "question": "What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?",
   "answer": "A Beef"
 },
 {
   "id": 1126,
   "question": "What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?",
   "answer": "Hi Jack!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1127,
   "question": "Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?",
   "answer": "Because Rome wasn't built in a bay."
 },
 {
   "id": 1128,
   "question": "Did You Know Lenin Had a Motorcycle?",
   "answer": "Yeah! He had a 4-stroke!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1129,
   "question": "You know what sucks?",
   "answer": "Vacuums "
 },
 {
   "id": 1130,
   "question": "How well do people with mesothelioma breathe?",
   "answer": "Asbestos they can. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1131,
   "question": "What's the difference between a final exam and an orgy?",
   "answer": "In an orgy, you fuck and then get tested. In a final exam, you get tested and then you're fucked."
 },
 {
   "id": 1132,
   "question": "What do you call four Mexicans working in a restroom?",
   "answer": "Cuatro Sinko "
 },
 {
   "id": 1133,
   "question": "Did you hear about the linguist who worked shifts as a waiter?",
   "answer": "He was always declining cards"
 },
 {
   "id": 1134,
   "question": "What do you call a slav tree?",
   "answer": "A Dimitree."
 },
 {
   "id": 1135,
   "question": "Why is the Vagina like the weather?",
   "answer": "Once it's wet, it's time to go inside!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1136,
   "question": "Why did the chicken run out into traffic?",
   "answer": "To get to the other side."
 },
 {
   "id": 1137,
   "question": "Flight Attendant: Would you like some headphones?",
   "answer": "Man: Yes, and how did you know my name was Phones?"
 },
 {
   "id": 1138,
   "question": "Why did the emo kid leave the bar?",
   "answer": "It was happy hour."
 },
 {
   "id": 1139,
   "question": "What even is Atheism?",
   "answer": "A non-prophet organization."
 },
 {
   "id": 1140,
   "question": "Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?",
   "answer": "He was kinda flakey "
 },
 {
   "id": 1141,
   "question": "What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?",
   "answer": "White Vans."
 },
 {
   "id": 1142,
   "question": "What kind of shoes do thieves wear?",
   "answer": "Sneakers."
 },
 {
   "id": 1143,
   "question": "How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?",
   "answer": "How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen"
 },
 {
   "id": 1144,
   "question": "Why can't you breathe near a destroyed vehicle?",
   "answer": "Because the air is full of car-bone. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1145,
   "question": "What is the favourite food of a pedophile?",
   "answer": "Babycorn"
 },
 {
   "id": 1146,
   "question": "Why do neurologists think they're God?",
   "answer": "Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1147,
   "question": "Did you hear about the new \"Morning After Pill\" for men?",
   "answer": "It changes your blood type."
 },
 {
   "id": 1148,
   "question": "What's the best part of living in Alabama?",
   "answer": "You don't live in Mississippi."
 },
 {
   "id": 1149,
   "question": "How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "None, they enlighten themselves."
 },
 {
   "id": 1150,
   "question": "What do you call a deer with no eyes?",
   "answer": "I have no ideer."
 },
 {
   "id": 1151,
   "question": "What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?",
   "answer": "A grandmartial artist.  I apologise for any lost brain cells. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1152,
   "question": "Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?",
   "answer": "It was a work of friction."
 },
 {
   "id": 1153,
   "question": "Whats long and hard and has cum in it?",
   "answer": "A cucumber."
 },
 {
   "id": 1154,
   "question": "What do you call baby Shih Tzus?",
   "answer": "Poopies."
 },
 {
   "id": 1155,
   "question": "Have you tried Yoda Soda?",
   "answer": "It's tough to drink, but will go down with a bit of force."
 },
 {
   "id": 1156,
   "question": "What is a cat's favorite car?",
   "answer": "A Cat-illac"
 },
 {
   "id": 1157,
   "question": "Why did the thesaurus have a creeping feeling?",
   "answer": "He had an antonym."
 },
 {
   "id": 1158,
   "question": "Why does the hobo only drink coffee?",
   "answer": "Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs"
 },
 {
   "id": 1159,
   "question": "Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable?",
   "answer": "Getting past the wheelchair."
 },
 {
   "id": 1160,
   "question": "What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?",
   "answer": "Don't blow it "
 },
 {
   "id": 1161,
   "question": "How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?",
   "answer": "Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1162,
   "question": "How are girls and jokes alike?",
   "answer": "They both tend to suck more the more strung-out they get."
 },
 {
   "id": 1163,
   "question": "Why couldn't Sean Connery help fight for civil rights?",
   "answer": "No one else wanted to be in a \"shit in\""
 },
 {
   "id": 1164,
   "question": "Did you hear about the new documentary on George Washington Carver?",
   "answer": "It's called \"Nothin' Like A Good Nut!\""
 },
 {
   "id": 1165,
   "question": "Want to hear a quality joke about knives?",
   "answer": "On second thought, I can't tell it. It's too edgy"
 },
 {
   "id": 1166,
   "question": "What's the difference between a horny girl and a hungry girl?",
   "answer": "Where she puts the cucumber.."
 },
 {
   "id": 1167,
   "question": "What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?",
   "answer": "They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows."
 },
 {
   "id": 1168,
   "question": "What do Hillary and Monica have in common?",
   "answer": "They both blew it."
 },
 {
   "id": 1169,
   "question": "How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?",
   "answer": "With a broom and a dustpan."
 },
 {
   "id": 1170,
   "question": "What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?",
   "answer": "Wrap music"
 },
 {
   "id": 1171,
   "question": "Why can't ants get sick?",
   "answer": "Because they have little anty-bodies."
 },
 {
   "id": 1172,
   "question": "Why is picture of Jesus better than Jesus himself?",
   "answer": "You only need one nail to hang up the picture."
 },
 {
   "id": 1173,
   "question": "Is it solipsistic in here?",
   "answer": "Or is it just me?"
 },
 {
   "id": 1174,
   "question": "What did the Hanzo main say to his salty team?",
   "answer": "Nothing, he isn't even in voice chat"
 },
 {
   "id": 1175,
   "question": "What do you call two mexicans playing basketball against eachother?",
   "answer": "Juan v Juan"
 },
 {
   "id": 1176,
   "question": "What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?",
   "answer": "He force quit. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1177,
   "question": "Do you like Chemistry Jokes?",
   "answer": "NaHBrO  Man I was hoping that would get a good reaction ONaNA, what's my name? HeHe, that joke was terrible."
 },
 {
   "id": 1178,
   "question": "What's Hitler's favorite drink?",
   "answer": "Genocider"
 },
 {
   "id": 1179,
   "question": "How does Trumpler explain taking power despite being rejected by over a million votes?",
   "answer": "\"It's like with a woman - No means Yes.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 1180,
   "question": "Why is it better for a black man to be Jewish rather than Christian?",
   "answer": "Because it doesn't make a whole lot of difference if you're sitting at the back of the oven.   Edit: Grammar"
 },
 {
   "id": 1181,
   "question": "What do cannibals call shin meat?",
   "answer": "Below knee"
 },
 {
   "id": 1182,
   "question": "Did you hear about the woman who got those wooden breast implants?",
   "answer": "It would make for a good punchline, wooden tit?"
 },
 {
   "id": 1183,
   "question": "What runs on walls and kills Jews?",
   "answer": "Gas pipes."
 },
 {
   "id": 1184,
   "question": "How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?",
   "answer": "When the Mexicans get car insurance."
 },
 {
   "id": 1185,
   "question": "Hey man, are you not enjoying your trip to Europe? Are you have trouble with the people there?",
   "answer": "Nah, it's just this one euro peein' that's getting me down..."
 },
 {
   "id": 1186,
   "question": "You know what really grinds my gears?",
   "answer": "When I shift into third without using the clutch. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1187,
   "question": "What's the best part about having sex with a transvestite?",
   "answer": "Reaching around the front and pretending your dick went all the way through."
 },
 {
   "id": 1188,
   "question": "Why don't cannibals eat Irish men?",
   "answer": "Last one they threw into the cooking pot ate all of the potatoes."
 },
 {
   "id": 1189,
   "question": "What's the most difficult percussion instrument to learn?",
   "answer": "Conundrums! "
 },
 {
   "id": 1190,
   "question": "Where do mattresses and showers go when they die?",
   "answer": "Bed Bath and the Great Beyond"
 },
 {
   "id": 1191,
   "question": "Why does Donald Trump want classical music at his inauguration?",
   "answer": "He wants to grab them by Debussy."
 },
 {
   "id": 1192,
   "question": "What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?",
   "answer": "It was an explosive success"
 },
 {
   "id": 1193,
   "question": "What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?",
   "answer": "I can clearly see ur nuts."
 },
 {
   "id": 1194,
   "question": "Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?",
   "answer": "Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast."
 },
 {
   "id": 1195,
   "question": "What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?",
   "answer": "They both have problems with delivery."
 },
 {
   "id": 1196,
   "question": "What's Donald Trump's favorite instrument?",
   "answer": "The trumpet..."
 },
 {
   "id": 1197,
   "question": "What did Obama say in Trump's ear when he handed over the Oval Office?",
   "answer": "Biden..."
 },
 {
   "id": 1198,
   "question": "What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse?",
   "answer": "Veni Vidi Veni"
 },
 {
   "id": 1199,
   "question": "Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?",
   "answer": "-So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan "
 },
 {
   "id": 1200,
   "question": "Why did Donald Duck break up with Daisy Duck?",
   "answer": "Turns out she was a quack whore."
 },
 {
   "id": 1201,
   "question": "What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?",
   "answer": "One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish"
 },
 {
   "id": 1202,
   "question": "Why don't people like gay porn actors?",
   "answer": "They're fucking assholes. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1203,
   "question": "How does the optimistic doctor greet his patients?",
   "answer": "Hello, what a day. How are you feeling today? What does the serial killer doctor say?  Hello, what a day! How are you feeling today?"
 },
 {
   "id": 1204,
   "question": "If Hilary and Trump were stuck on a desert island, who would survive?",
   "answer": "America."
 },
 {
   "id": 1205,
   "question": "Why does Michelle Obama wear heels?",
   "answer": "So her knuckles don't drag."
 },
 {
   "id": 1206,
   "question": "What did the broke zombie amusement park say to the wealthy vampire golf course?",
   "answer": "I just need to get fundead."
 },
 {
   "id": 1207,
   "question": "Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?",
   "answer": "Because they all wore mittens."
 },
 {
   "id": 1208,
   "question": "What do call a gigolo from Idaho?",
   "answer": "A spud muffin."
 },
 {
   "id": 1209,
   "question": "How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "One? Or two?"
 },
 {
   "id": 1210,
   "question": "What do you call a deep thinking pastry chef?",
   "answer": "A filosopher. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1211,
   "question": "Why does Hillary Clinton have two Ls in her first name?",
   "answer": "1 for 2008, 1 for 2016"
 },
 {
   "id": 1212,
   "question": "What \"locker-room\" comment did Donald Trump's Communist twin make?",
   "answer": "You must seize her by her means of reproduction! "
 },
 {
   "id": 1213,
   "question": "How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?",
   "answer": "It is when the blind try to read your face"
 },
 {
   "id": 1214,
   "question": "Why was #6 afraid of #7?",
   "answer": "c.f.   #789"
 },
 {
   "id": 1215,
   "question": "What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?",
   "answer": "It was his own Strange Brew.  You would be Moranic not to like it."
 },
 {
   "id": 1216,
   "question": "What's the difference between a woman and a fridge?",
   "answer": "A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."
 },
 {
   "id": 1217,
   "question": "What do you call a group of chickens walking down the road?",
   "answer": "A rolling cock-block"
 },
 {
   "id": 1218,
   "question": "What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?",
   "answer": "Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.  "
 },
 {
   "id": 1219,
   "question": "How do you get Jizz off of a Scrabble board?",
   "answer": "Don't bother. That shit's worth 29 points. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1220,
   "question": "What's worse than being a 4 foot 1 inch man?",
   "answer": "Those were two separate measurements."
 },
 {
   "id": 1221,
   "question": "What do you call seagulls during mating season?",
   "answer": "#relationshipgulls"
 },
 {
   "id": 1222,
   "question": "What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?",
   "answer": "He drowned them in the morning."
 },
 {
   "id": 1223,
   "question": "What's a terrorist's favorite type of game?",
   "answer": "An RPG"
 },
 {
   "id": 1224,
   "question": "Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings. But what happens when a Foghorn blows?",
   "answer": "I say-I say, you get cum in your mouth"
 },
 {
   "id": 1225,
   "question": "How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?",
   "answer": "If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit."
 },
 {
   "id": 1226,
   "question": "What do you call the pope after a drive by?",
   "answer": "\"Your holiness\""
 },
 {
   "id": 1227,
   "question": "What do you call Liberals rioting and destroying shit?",
   "answer": "Fucking hypocrites!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1228,
   "question": "Survey gone wrong.. or right??",
   "answer": "On a survey for 'which conditioner you use?' 99% of the womens said 'aaahhhhhh.....get out of my shower!!!!'"
 },
 {
   "id": 1229,
   "question": "How do you circumcise a hillbilly?",
   "answer": "Kick his sister in the jaw."
 },
 {
   "id": 1230,
   "question": "Hey, you know how geese migrate in a V shape?",
   "answer": "Sometimes one side of the V is longer than the other - do you know why? -\"No, why's that? \" -More geese."
 },
 {
   "id": 1231,
   "question": "What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?",
   "answer": "Brownian Motion"
 },
 {
   "id": 1232,
   "question": "How do you make fireman cry?",
   "answer": "Kill his family."
 },
 {
   "id": 1233,
   "question": "What do you call a farmer in the army?",
   "answer": "E.I. G.I Joe."
 },
 {
   "id": 1234,
   "question": "What is musician's favourite furniture?",
   "answer": "Sofa."
 },
 {
   "id": 1235,
   "question": "What nationality is not quite one?",
   "answer": "Swedish"
 },
 {
   "id": 1236,
   "question": "What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?",
   "answer": "a Tippihedron"
 },
 {
   "id": 1237,
   "question": "How long does it take for a white women to take a shit?",
   "answer": "9 months"
 },
 {
   "id": 1238,
   "question": "What do you call a joke that gets posted over and over again on reddit?",
   "answer": "Al-redi-reddi-tt."
 },
 {
   "id": 1239,
   "question": "Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?",
   "answer": "Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly."
 },
 {
   "id": 1240,
   "question": "Religion vs science?",
   "answer": "Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings "
 },
 {
   "id": 1241,
   "question": "What's a weaboos favorite state?",
   "answer": "Ohio."
 },
 {
   "id": 1242,
   "question": "How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready."
 },
 {
   "id": 1243,
   "question": "What do you call all the money billionaire Donald spent on the election?",
   "answer": "Trump change"
 },
 {
   "id": 1244,
   "question": "Did you hear about the nun who fell over every day when putting her clothes on?",
   "answer": "They say it was force of habit."
 },
 {
   "id": 1245,
   "question": "What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?",
   "answer": "A double Manhattan on the rocks."
 },
 {
   "id": 1246,
   "question": "What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?",
   "answer": "Jack Daniels is still killing Indians."
 },
 {
   "id": 1247,
   "question": "What meme do Uber drivers hate?",
   "answer": "Do you even Lyft, bro?"
 },
 {
   "id": 1248,
   "question": "What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?",
   "answer": "I'm not coming into work today"
 },
 {
   "id": 1249,
   "question": "What do you call a president who interrupts people?",
   "answer": "Donald Tr- WRONG!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1250,
   "question": "Did you hear about the two gay truckers?",
   "answer": "They exchanged loads "
 },
 {
   "id": 1251,
   "question": "Why can't clocks keep secrets?",
   "answer": "Because, time will always tell."
 },
 {
   "id": 1252,
   "question": "What did Lloyd Banks say to 50 Cent after he got him a sweater for Christmas?",
   "answer": "Gee, u knit?"
 },
 {
   "id": 1253,
   "question": "Why didn't the table want to be sat on?",
   "answer": "He wasn't a charitable guy"
 },
 {
   "id": 1254,
   "question": "Where does every craps player want to go when they die?",
   "answer": "Paradise."
 },
 {
   "id": 1255,
   "question": "How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?",
   "answer": "She's only wearing one sock."
 },
 {
   "id": 1256,
   "question": "Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?",
   "answer": "He had carpool tunnel"
 },
 {
   "id": 1257,
   "question": "What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?",
   "answer": "J-lo Cloths"
 },
 {
   "id": 1258,
   "question": "Why is the sea salty?",
   "answer": "Because the land does not wave back. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1259,
   "question": "What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?",
   "answer": "I don't know nobody has ever made it across."
 },
 {
   "id": 1260,
   "question": "Have you ever heard the one about the brown nosed duck?",
   "answer": "He was just as fast as the others in the flock, but he couldn't stop."
 },
 {
   "id": 1261,
   "question": "What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?",
   "answer": "\"It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)\""
 },
 {
   "id": 1262,
   "question": "Why was Hillary Clinton running for President?",
   "answer": "Because it's easier than running from Law Enforcement."
 },
 {
   "id": 1263,
   "question": "Why can't orphans play baseball?",
   "answer": "They don't know where home is. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1264,
   "question": "What's a Social Justice Warrior's favorite math course?",
   "answer": "Triggernometry."
 },
 {
   "id": 1265,
   "question": "Who wins in a fight?",
   "answer": "Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton? Does Donald Trump get the media? No. He still wins. When reading thing about the SNL skit, about Chicago super fans and Mike Ditka"
 },
 {
   "id": 1266,
   "question": "Why did the dinosaur cross the road?",
   "answer": "Because chickens didn't exist yet."
 },
 {
   "id": 1267,
   "question": "Why do baby boomers like fracking so much?",
   "answer": "Because figuratively breaking the country apart isn't enough. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1268,
   "question": "Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?",
   "answer": "There was a face off in the corner"
 },
 {
   "id": 1269,
   "question": "What was tina turners pet name for Ike?",
   "answer": "Beats me"
 },
 {
   "id": 1270,
   "question": "Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?",
   "answer": "Tequila"
 },
 {
   "id": 1271,
   "question": "What's a rebel's favorite key on a keyboard?",
   "answer": "An R key."
 },
 {
   "id": 1272,
   "question": "What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?",
   "answer": "You can't play football with the remote."
 },
 {
   "id": 1273,
   "question": "Dad : Did you hear about the kidnapping at school ?",
   "answer": "Son : No, what happened ? Dad : It is ok he woke up."
 },
 {
   "id": 1274,
   "question": "Did you hear the latest pickup line at the gay bar?",
   "answer": "Excuse me, can I push in your stool?"
 },
 {
   "id": 1275,
   "question": "Why did Princess Diana cross the road?",
   "answer": "A: Conservation of momentum."
 },
 {
   "id": 1276,
   "question": "Why does Trump like Pink Floyd?",
   "answer": "Because they made The Wall."
 },
 {
   "id": 1277,
   "question": "How was Rome split in half?",
   "answer": "With a pair of Caesars..."
 },
 {
   "id": 1278,
   "question": "How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?",
   "answer": "Two clean fingers."
 },
 {
   "id": 1279,
   "question": "Have you heard the rope joke?",
   "answer": "Skip it."
 },
 {
   "id": 1280,
   "question": "When is a door not a door?",
   "answer": "When its ajar"
 },
 {
   "id": 1281,
   "question": "What does a stripper eat for thanksgiving dinner?",
   "answer": "Twerky"
 },
 {
   "id": 1282,
   "question": "What does a paint brush eat for dinner?",
   "answer": "Bristoles!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1283,
   "question": "Why didn't the Terminator upgrade to Windows 10?",
   "answer": "I asked him and he said, \"I still love Vista baby\"."
 },
 {
   "id": 1284,
   "question": "Why did the salmon cross the road?",
   "answer": "To get to the front page"
 },
 {
   "id": 1285,
   "question": "Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?",
   "answer": "Because he had a crack addiction."
 },
 {
   "id": 1286,
   "question": "What did the monitor say when it got punched?",
   "answer": "\"Ouch, that Hertz!\""
 },
 {
   "id": 1287,
   "question": "What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?",
   "answer": "They both sleep all night and whack all day!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1288,
   "question": "Canadians think their safe?",
   "answer": "We're coming for you next...Snow Mexicans.  -America "
 },
 {
   "id": 1289,
   "question": "Why would feminists make great cops?",
   "answer": "They're never trigger happy."
 },
 {
   "id": 1290,
   "question": "What's the cheapest concert you can go to?",
   "answer": "50 cent feat. Nickelback. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1291,
   "question": "What did the plate say to the fork?",
   "answer": "Don't worry, the dinner's on me."
 },
 {
   "id": 1292,
   "question": "Why do cats and dogs lick their own genitals?",
   "answer": "Because they can reach."
 },
 {
   "id": 1293,
   "question": "Why was Donald Trump friendly to the chinese people?",
   "answer": "He wanted advice on how a wall is built and how it works."
 },
 {
   "id": 1294,
   "question": "Did you hear about the gay Russian knight?",
   "answer": "His name was Sergei."
 },
 {
   "id": 1295,
   "question": "What's the Spanish equivalent of the devil's lettuce ?",
   "answer": "El Diablow"
 },
 {
   "id": 1296,
   "question": "Know what Trump and Nemo have in common?",
   "answer": "They both have small hands/fins and aren't afraid of touching the butt or grabbing something else for that matter  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
 },
 {
   "id": 1297,
   "question": "What will be served at Trump's inagural dinner?",
   "answer": "Crackers."
 },
 {
   "id": 1298,
   "question": "Wanna hear a joke?",
   "answer": "Ewe. Sorry, that was baaaaad."
 },
 {
   "id": 1299,
   "question": "What do you get when a dyslexic tries to make a gif?",
   "answer": "Peanut Butter."
 },
 {
   "id": 1300,
   "question": "Why did Trump choose Pence?",
   "answer": "Because he can't give two cents "
 },
 {
   "id": 1301,
   "question": "What's the difference between snowman and snow woman?",
   "answer": "Snowballs."
 },
 {
   "id": 1302,
   "question": "Why aren't there any homosexual scholars?",
   "answer": "Because they can't think straight."
 },
 {
   "id": 1303,
   "question": "How do you educate a prostitute?",
   "answer": "You Hooker on Phonics ;)"
 },
 {
   "id": 1304,
   "question": "What do you call an average Mexican?",
   "answer": "Nacho average guy"
 },
 {
   "id": 1305,
   "question": "Why did Obama take all the pencils and pens when he left?",
   "answer": "Cuz he knew Trump would bring his own Pence"
 },
 {
   "id": 1306,
   "question": "What did the Miss Teen USA contestant say to Donald Trump?",
   "answer": "Are you grabbing it yet??"
 },
 {
   "id": 1307,
   "question": "How do you know your girlfriend is too young?",
   "answer": "She only puckers up for her pacifier. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1308,
   "question": "Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon?",
   "answer": "I hear the food is good but there's no atmosphere. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1309,
   "question": "Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?",
   "answer": "because he was kneaded."
 },
 {
   "id": 1310,
   "question": "How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?",
   "answer": "16, 32, 64, and 128"
 },
 {
   "id": 1311,
   "question": "What kind of a person wins US president election?",
   "answer": "The one that has a Trump up his sleeve"
 },
 {
   "id": 1312,
   "question": "What do you call all of Trump's failed businesses arranged in a circle?",
   "answer": "Orange"
 },
 {
   "id": 1313,
   "question": "What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?",
   "answer": "A zip. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1314,
   "question": "Did you hear about the guy who went to jail for stealing hot air?",
   "answer": "They call him the air con."
 },
 {
   "id": 1315,
   "question": "What did one wall say to the other?",
   "answer": "I'll meet you at the corner!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1316,
   "question": "How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "Just two, how did they get in there anyway?"
 },
 {
   "id": 1317,
   "question": "Why is the vice president always so self-obsessed?",
   "answer": "Because he lives at the navel observatory"
 },
 {
   "id": 1318,
   "question": "How do you make a hormone?",
   "answer": "Don't pay her. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1319,
   "question": "How are martinis like breasts?",
   "answer": "They are better shaken, not stirred.  I usually have one in my hand.  One is too few and three are two many. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1320,
   "question": "A girl goes to a monster mash, and starts dancing with a werewolf. What does he say?",
   "answer": "\"Girl, I'm lycan your style.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 1321,
   "question": "Why did Obama leave after 8 years?",
   "answer": "Because no black guy stays to see his kid grow up.  Be gentle with me, it's my first time."
 },
 {
   "id": 1322,
   "question": "What's the phone number of Clucking Bell?",
   "answer": "99 6dip74545cheese"
 },
 {
   "id": 1323,
   "question": "What did Hillary say when she bumped into Barack Obama at the White House?",
   "answer": "Pardon me."
 },
 {
   "id": 1324,
   "question": "What's Hitler's favorite Pokemon?",
   "answer": "Nein-Tales."
 },
 {
   "id": 1325,
   "question": "Why did the dentist vote for Trump?",
   "answer": "He likes to keep things white and straight."
 },
 {
   "id": 1326,
   "question": "What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?",
   "answer": "The Pirates always lose."
 },
 {
   "id": 1327,
   "question": "What do you call a dad joke in Jamaica?",
   "answer": "Dreadful."
 },
 {
   "id": 1328,
   "question": "How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?",
   "answer": "Diagon alley"
 },
 {
   "id": 1329,
   "question": "Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?",
   "answer": "Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)"
 },
 {
   "id": 1330,
   "question": "What is the difference between a fat comedian and a thin one?",
   "answer": "The thin comedian does stand up comedy While the fat comedian does sit down comedy  BADUMTSS"
 },
 {
   "id": 1331,
   "question": "What did the elephant say to the naked man?",
   "answer": "How can you breath through that thing."
 },
 {
   "id": 1332,
   "question": "Did you hear Vladimir Putin made a travel sized Russia?",
   "answer": "It is the perfect country to Putin your pocket."
 },
 {
   "id": 1333,
   "question": "Did you hear about that non-cringy Minecraft lets play?",
   "answer": "Me neither "
 },
 {
   "id": 1334,
   "question": "Why do women live longer than men?",
   "answer": "Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1335,
   "question": "What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?",
   "answer": "Sean Murray and PS4 users "
 },
 {
   "id": 1336,
   "question": "What's the only difference between a prostitute and a bowling ball?",
   "answer": "If I want to fill all 3 of the prostitute's holes, it's extra."
 },
 {
   "id": 1337,
   "question": "What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?",
   "answer": "Yo can I crash at your place? "
 },
 {
   "id": 1338,
   "question": "Why Newton laws were not from Asian countries?",
   "answer": "Because they have durian..."
 },
 {
   "id": 1339,
   "question": "What's Brian David Mitchell's favorite movie?",
   "answer": "Get Smart"
 },
 {
   "id": 1340,
   "question": "Why is Donald Trump so excited about winning the election?",
   "answer": "His mail order bride has to stay with him now. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1341,
   "question": "Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?",
   "answer": "Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time."
 },
 {
   "id": 1342,
   "question": "What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?",
   "answer": "You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball."
 },
 {
   "id": 1343,
   "question": "What borders stupidity?",
   "answer": "Canada and Mexico."
 },
 {
   "id": 1344,
   "question": "What did the threatened abortion say to the doctor?",
   "answer": "I ain't still born yet! "
 },
 {
   "id": 1345,
   "question": "What movie does Hillary watch when she's in a bad mood?",
   "answer": "Kill Bill"
 },
 {
   "id": 1346,
   "question": "How do you get over Trump's wall?",
   "answer": "With the help of a Trumpoline."
 },
 {
   "id": 1347,
   "question": "What do Hillary and Bill have in common?",
   "answer": "Both got screwed out of office"
 },
 {
   "id": 1348,
   "question": "can a women make you a millionaire?",
   "answer": "yes,if you are a billionaire! "
 },
 {
   "id": 1349,
   "question": "What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?",
   "answer": "9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history"
 },
 {
   "id": 1350,
   "question": "How do you organize a space party?",
   "answer": "You planet."
 },
 {
   "id": 1351,
   "question": "Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?",
   "answer": "Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1352,
   "question": "What's the difference between Barbie and Street Fighter?",
   "answer": "In Barbie, Ken doesn't beat the hell out of women."
 },
 {
   "id": 1353,
   "question": "Why did the sperm cross the road?",
   "answer": "I put on the wrong socks this morning."
 },
 {
   "id": 1354,
   "question": "What is it called when a gamer fights someone?",
   "answer": "An Asthma attack."
 },
 {
   "id": 1355,
   "question": "How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?",
   "answer": "He dies in his LA home at 82."
 },
 {
   "id": 1356,
   "question": "Why are cows lazy and fat?",
   "answer": "Because they don't like to mooooooooooooove."
 },
 {
   "id": 1357,
   "question": "Mom: Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?",
   "answer": "Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1358,
   "question": "what do you call a funny Muslim?",
   "answer": "Muhahahammed"
 },
 {
   "id": 1359,
   "question": "What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?",
   "answer": "A hot diggity dog."
 },
 {
   "id": 1360,
   "question": "Darth Vader: What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber?",
   "answer": "Lukewarm."
 },
 {
   "id": 1361,
   "question": "Why did Obama take all the pens when he left the White House?",
   "answer": "Because trumps bringing his own pence."
 },
 {
   "id": 1362,
   "question": "What do you call a female roach with a weiner?",
   "answer": "A transpestite."
 },
 {
   "id": 1363,
   "question": "What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?",
   "answer": "They both abandoned the EU"
 },
 {
   "id": 1364,
   "question": "Why was the sick eagle in prison?",
   "answer": "Because she was illegal. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1365,
   "question": "How will Donald Trump create 25 millions jobs?",
   "answer": "By having 25 million people move to Canada."
 },
 {
   "id": 1366,
   "question": "How did the Trump supporter find his sister in the woods?",
   "answer": "Not bad."
 },
 {
   "id": 1367,
   "question": "Did you hear who just took on the biggest gentrification project in America?",
   "answer": "Donald J. Trump."
 },
 {
   "id": 1368,
   "question": "How do you stop all the protests and riots?",
   "answer": "Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down"
 },
 {
   "id": 1369,
   "question": "What kind of couch do gay people buy?",
   "answer": "Homo-Sectionals"
 },
 {
   "id": 1370,
   "question": "What do you call a promise you can't keep?",
   "answer": "A campaign promise."
 },
 {
   "id": 1371,
   "question": "What do you call a doctor for websites?",
   "answer": "A URLologist"
 },
 {
   "id": 1372,
   "question": "What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?",
   "answer": "Walking....J.K . Rowling"
 },
 {
   "id": 1373,
   "question": "How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?",
   "answer": "Have him stand against a wall."
 },
 {
   "id": 1374,
   "question": "What's worse than finding out that your wife has cancer?",
   "answer": "Finding out it's curable."
 },
 {
   "id": 1375,
   "question": "How many blood hungry vampires does it take to dress a wound?",
   "answer": "The answer's irrelevant as they all suck at it anyway."
 },
 {
   "id": 1376,
   "question": "Whats the difference between God and Donald Trump?",
   "answer": "God doesn't think he is Donald Trump."
 },
 {
   "id": 1377,
   "question": "If Hillary and Donald Trump are on a boat together and it crashes, who survives?",
   "answer": "America."
 },
 {
   "id": 1378,
   "question": "You think your game lag is bad?",
   "answer": "it took Jesus   to respawn. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1379,
   "question": "What is the difference between sex and the American elections?",
   "answer": "Choosing between a cunt and an asshole is fun for sex."
 },
 {
   "id": 1380,
   "question": "If the US elections were a series, what would be the title of it's latest season finale?",
   "answer": "Orange is the new black. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1381,
   "question": "What's the difference between a snowman on the toilet and O'Shea Jackson on the toilet?",
   "answer": "One is shitting ice cubes and the other is Ice Cube shitting."
 },
 {
   "id": 1382,
   "question": "Why do warriors make bad business men ?",
   "answer": "They charge too much !"
 },
 {
   "id": 1383,
   "question": "what tools to math teachers use?",
   "answer": "multi ."
 },
 {
   "id": 1384,
   "question": "What did Donald Trump say to Obama at the White House?",
   "answer": "You're fired!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1385,
   "question": "How many back to the future jokes do you make?",
   "answer": "88 jokes per hour."
 },
 {
   "id": 1386,
   "question": "What do you get when you combine an Oompa-Loompa and hair bleach?",
   "answer": "Donald trump."
 },
 {
   "id": 1387,
   "question": "What's Trumps favorite fish?",
   "answer": "The Wall-eye."
 },
 {
   "id": 1388,
   "question": "What is a nazi's favourite food?",
   "answer": "Luftwaffles "
 },
 {
   "id": 1389,
   "question": "Why do all anti-Trump protesters wear glasses?",
   "answer": "Because they're short-sighted."
 },
 {
   "id": 1390,
   "question": "Which DJ rules the country?",
   "answer": "DJ Trump."
 },
 {
   "id": 1391,
   "question": "Is it a bird? Is it a plane?",
   "answer": "Whatever it is, its heading straight for the World Trade Center."
 },
 {
   "id": 1392,
   "question": "What do you call an empty harbour?",
   "answer": "An Air-port"
 },
 {
   "id": 1393,
   "question": "Guys, can we please stop making jokes about Donald Trump?",
   "answer": "Otherwise, we'll all have hell toupee."
 },
 {
   "id": 1394,
   "question": "Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?",
   "answer": "Because they don't have anybody to go with."
 },
 {
   "id": 1395,
   "question": "How was the election rigged?",
   "answer": "Through the Electoral College."
 },
 {
   "id": 1396,
   "question": "What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?",
   "answer": "Swishnu"
 },
 {
   "id": 1397,
   "question": "What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?",
   "answer": "1600 Pennsylvania Ave."
 },
 {
   "id": 1398,
   "question": "What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?",
   "answer": "A hooker can wash her crack and resell it."
 },
 {
   "id": 1399,
   "question": "Where all my mustang drivers at?????",
   "answer": "Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland "
 },
 {
   "id": 1400,
   "question": "What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?",
   "answer": "Ten tacos"
 },
 {
   "id": 1401,
   "question": "What did the redneck say to his ex?",
   "answer": "\"Can we still be cousins?\""
 },
 {
   "id": 1402,
   "question": "What's your opinion on birds?",
   "answer": "Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1403,
   "question": "The first thing that comes to mind when someone mentions Melania Trump?",
   "answer": "Absolute Filf!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1404,
   "question": "Did you hear about the failed mission to Antarctica?",
   "answer": "Their journey went south."
 },
 {
   "id": 1405,
   "question": "What's a Northern lass say after having an orgasm?",
   "answer": "\"Ta, lads.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 1406,
   "question": "What's a cat's favorite vegetable?",
   "answer": "Asparaghiss!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1407,
   "question": "You know why paedophiles don't play Skyrim?",
   "answer": "No lollygagging."
 },
 {
   "id": 1408,
   "question": "What do you call when a joke becomes serious?",
   "answer": "TRUMP"
 },
 {
   "id": 1409,
   "question": "What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?",
   "answer": "Small medium at large."
 },
 {
   "id": 1410,
   "question": "What do you call a joke that is based on a misunderstanding?",
   "answer": "Ironic"
 },
 {
   "id": 1411,
   "question": "Politics What did Trump do when he heard that he was elected President?",
   "answer": "He patted his hair and said \"See America now that you are the Presidential Hair you are the great again.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 1412,
   "question": "What does Melania Trump say to her speech writer?",
   "answer": "Thanks, Michelle! "
 },
 {
   "id": 1413,
   "question": "What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?",
   "answer": "Americans who voted for Hillary "
 },
 {
   "id": 1414,
   "question": "What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?",
   "answer": "Sorry-o  And his brother: Luig-eh?"
 },
 {
   "id": 1415,
   "question": "What are a pirate's least favorite letters?",
   "answer": "D, M, C, and A."
 },
 {
   "id": 1416,
   "question": "What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell?",
   "answer": "Nobody knows."
 },
 {
   "id": 1417,
   "question": "Q: How do you cure a headache?",
   "answer": "A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1418,
   "question": "What joke never gets old?",
   "answer": "Besides that's what she said and yo mama."
 },
 {
   "id": 1419,
   "question": "Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards?",
   "answer": "A: Because he was sitting on the deck !"
 },
 {
   "id": 1420,
   "question": "Why does Trump support Asians?",
   "answer": "Cuz they know how to make a great wall"
 },
 {
   "id": 1421,
   "question": "Why does Michael Phelps make a good boyfriend?",
   "answer": "He is a good breast-stroker. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1422,
   "question": "Baby, are you today's date?",
   "answer": "Because you're 11/10."
 },
 {
   "id": 1423,
   "question": "Where was the first chicken fried?",
   "answer": "In Greece.  "
 },
 {
   "id": 1424,
   "question": "Forget Trump, want to hear a rapist joke?",
   "answer": "American evangelicals At least the 80% majority of them."
 },
 {
   "id": 1425,
   "question": "So you southerners got ya a new president eh?",
   "answer": "Seems like the tables have turned."
 },
 {
   "id": 1426,
   "question": "What are sardines?",
   "answer": "A little fish that smells like fingers. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1427,
   "question": "Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?",
   "answer": "Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day."
 },
 {
   "id": 1428,
   "question": "What did the guy who was in to beasteality say as he walked in to the ASPCA?",
   "answer": "\"So much pussy!\""
 },
 {
   "id": 1429,
   "question": "What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?",
   "answer": "Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re"
 },
 {
   "id": 1430,
   "question": "What's the difference between a Pakistani wedding party and an Al-Qaeda training camp?",
   "answer": "Dunno, I just fly the drone."
 },
 {
   "id": 1431,
   "question": "What is bordering stupidity?",
   "answer": "Canada and Mexico both are."
 },
 {
   "id": 1432,
   "question": "What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?",
   "answer": "Christopher Reeve..."
 },
 {
   "id": 1433,
   "question": "How are America and McDonald's similar?",
   "answer": "They are both run by red-headed clowns."
 },
 {
   "id": 1434,
   "question": "what did the trash can say to the paper recycling bin?",
   "answer": "'you're just white trash'"
 },
 {
   "id": 1435,
   "question": "How did Portland, Oregon protest Trump's wall?",
   "answer": "They blocked streets with a human wall"
 },
 {
   "id": 1436,
   "question": "How does a train eat?",
   "answer": "It goes chew chew."
 },
 {
   "id": 1437,
   "question": "What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?",
   "answer": "Wha suh b?"
 },
 {
   "id": 1438,
   "question": "If a red panda is caught stealing, what do you call it?",
   "answer": "It was caught Red Panded"
 },
 {
   "id": 1439,
   "question": "What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?",
   "answer": "A start."
 },
 {
   "id": 1440,
   "question": "Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?",
   "answer": "He only promised to be gone until November"
 },
 {
   "id": 1441,
   "question": "What would Hitler call an educational program for young Germans?",
   "answer": "Little meinsteins."
 },
 {
   "id": 1442,
   "question": "Why did the dyslexic fisherman go on a Paleo diet?",
   "answer": "Because he was low crab of course."
 },
 {
   "id": 1443,
   "question": "How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?",
   "answer": "Gerrymandarin."
 },
 {
   "id": 1444,
   "question": "Did you hear about the teacher who was always cross eyed?",
   "answer": "She struggled to control her pupils.  "
 },
 {
   "id": 1445,
   "question": "How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?",
   "answer": "Illumi-naughty"
 },
 {
   "id": 1446,
   "question": "Why don't Black people hijack airplanes?",
   "answer": "They'll have no one to sell it to."
 },
 {
   "id": 1447,
   "question": "What's the difference between Hillary's staff and Bill's staff?",
   "answer": "Bill's staff waited until after the election to suck."
 },
 {
   "id": 1448,
   "question": "Why do fish have such bad manners?",
   "answer": "It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting."
 },
 {
   "id": 1449,
   "question": "How do you stop your water from running?",
   "answer": "Stop paying the bill. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1450,
   "question": "Why did Trump have to legally change his first name to Donad?",
   "answer": "Because Hillary took the L."
 },
 {
   "id": 1451,
   "question": "What does Boehner say to his wife when he has a huge boner?",
   "answer": "I have a huge boner.  Get it boehner, boner? hahaha fuck man I should do a comedy special."
 },
 {
   "id": 1452,
   "question": "You know that movie 2012?",
   "answer": "I think it was off by 4 years. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1453,
   "question": "Why did President Obama get two terms?",
   "answer": "Because every black man gets a longer sentence "
 },
 {
   "id": 1454,
   "question": "What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?",
   "answer": "Orange is the new Black"
 },
 {
   "id": 1455,
   "question": "Where is Wall Street?",
   "answer": "Between Mexico and the US. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1456,
   "question": "What kind of dog doesnt bark?",
   "answer": "A hot dog"
 },
 {
   "id": 1457,
   "question": "Why were Democrats in the lead early on?",
   "answer": "Republicans weren't off of work yet."
 },
 {
   "id": 1458,
   "question": "What do you call somebody who voted for Hillary Clinton?",
   "answer": "A loser"
 },
 {
   "id": 1459,
   "question": "What's the best way to make friends?",
   "answer": "tell a woman you love her and she says \"i think we're just friends...\""
 },
 {
   "id": 1460,
   "question": "Why are everyone so surprised with the US election?",
   "answer": "I mean, what did you expect from those savages that still use the Imperial System and eat pure deep fried butter?"
 },
 {
   "id": 1461,
   "question": "What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?",
   "answer": "A Pho queue"
 },
 {
   "id": 1462,
   "question": "Who was the first resident of Massachusetts?",
   "answer": "One achusetts."
 },
 {
   "id": 1463,
   "question": "What instrument did the Republican Party play after the US Election?",
   "answer": "The trumpet."
 },
 {
   "id": 1464,
   "question": "Why is it worse this time around?",
   "answer": "Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof."
 },
 {
   "id": 1465,
   "question": "Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?",
   "answer": "Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1466,
   "question": "Why will Trump never be assassinated?",
   "answer": "Because all the white people are already supporting him"
 },
 {
   "id": 1467,
   "question": "What's the difference between Trudeau and Trump?",
   "answer": "Trudeau likes to stokes pussies where as Trump likes to grab em"
 },
 {
   "id": 1468,
   "question": "HEY REPUBLICANS!!!! I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I?!?!?",
   "answer": "I'm a liberal democrat representing 32 recently deceased voters in Michigan. /s\\"
 },
 {
   "id": 1469,
   "question": "Want to hear a joke about the election?",
   "answer": "Nothing, it's already a joke."
 },
 {
   "id": 1470,
   "question": "Have you tried Ethiopian food?",
   "answer": "neither have they"
 },
 {
   "id": 1471,
   "question": "what did the sperm bank owner say to the tired worker overfilling the truck with samples?",
   "answer": "take a load off"
 },
 {
   "id": 1472,
   "question": "Did you hear about the unluckiest man in the world?",
   "answer": "He went to DFS and they're wasn't a sale on."
 },
 {
   "id": 1473,
   "question": "What's an Allepo?",
   "answer": "A big ol' Allepper"
 },
 {
   "id": 1474,
   "question": "Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?",
   "answer": "Because they're so good at it."
 },
 {
   "id": 1475,
   "question": "Why can't Pepe vote?",
   "answer": "Because that would be "
 },
 {
   "id": 1476,
   "question": "Is your refridgerator running?",
   "answer": "Because I would rather fucking vote for it than these candidates"
 },
 {
   "id": 1477,
   "question": "You know who I'm voting for?",
   "answer": "Regina George, because she got hit by that bus."
 },
 {
   "id": 1478,
   "question": "Hey girl are you the news?",
   "answer": "Cuz i wanna get roiiggghhhtttt into you."
 },
 {
   "id": 1479,
   "question": "What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "You can unscrew a lightbulb."
 },
 {
   "id": 1480,
   "question": "Why do black people have darker skin than other people?",
   "answer": "Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside."
 },
 {
   "id": 1481,
   "question": "What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?",
   "answer": "'I'm in light urn.'"
 },
 {
   "id": 1482,
   "question": "What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?",
   "answer": "You can't hear an enzyme."
 },
 {
   "id": 1483,
   "question": "Where do gay skeletons party?",
   "answer": "At No-Pulse Nightclub."
 },
 {
   "id": 1484,
   "question": "What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?",
   "answer": "Someone is losing their trailer.."
 },
 {
   "id": 1485,
   "question": "Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?",
   "answer": "He wanted arrays.  It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out."
 },
 {
   "id": 1486,
   "question": "What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and donald trump?",
   "answer": "One of them is a racist carrot"
 },
 {
   "id": 1487,
   "question": "What do women and the stock market have in common?",
   "answer": "If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money.  My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1488,
   "question": "What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?",
   "answer": "Imagination"
 },
 {
   "id": 1489,
   "question": "Why did seven kill six?",
   "answer": "It seems odd but it wanted to get even."
 },
 {
   "id": 1490,
   "question": "What did the cannibal say when he was full?",
   "answer": "I couldn't eat another mortal."
 },
 {
   "id": 1491,
   "question": "What's blue and not very heavy?",
   "answer": "Light blue."
 },
 {
   "id": 1492,
   "question": "What's the difference between a whore and a truck?",
   "answer": "The truck can only take the load from behind where as the whore can take it from anywhere."
 },
 {
   "id": 1493,
   "question": "Can't you just feel the excitement in the air?!!?",
   "answer": "Only one more day left until the start of the 2020 Presidential Election Season!!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1494,
   "question": "Women who are short are called \"petite.\" What are short men called?",
   "answer": "Friends. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1495,
   "question": "Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?",
   "answer": "He kept leaving ball marks on the greens."
 },
 {
   "id": 1496,
   "question": "What's the difference between a procrastinator and a prognosticator?",
   "answer": "Well, I haven't come up with the punchline yet, but you can probably see where I'm going with it."
 },
 {
   "id": 1497,
   "question": "What's a feminist's favorite school subject?",
   "answer": "trigonometry. (trigger-ometry)"
 },
 {
   "id": 1498,
   "question": "Why do women talk so much?",
   "answer": "Because they have 4 lips."
 },
 {
   "id": 1499,
   "question": "Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?",
   "answer": "The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph."
 },
 {
   "id": 1500,
   "question": "If Trump was in the music industry; what profession would he be?",
   "answer": "DJ Trump! Donald John Trump"
 },
 {
   "id": 1501,
   "question": "How do most vegans die?",
   "answer": "Malnutrition."
 },
 {
   "id": 1502,
   "question": "Why is Stephen Hawking successful?",
   "answer": "He can't run away from his responsibilities. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1503,
   "question": "Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at sea when he died?",
   "answer": "Five sailors died digging his grave."
 },
 {
   "id": 1504,
   "question": "What is a southern aristocratic families favourite dance move?",
   "answer": "The whip"
 },
 {
   "id": 1505,
   "question": "What's the best machine at the gym?",
   "answer": "The vending machine."
 },
 {
   "id": 1506,
   "question": "Why did 10 go missing?",
   "answer": "Because 9/11."
 },
 {
   "id": 1507,
   "question": "What's the use of happiness?",
   "answer": "It can't buy you money."
 },
 {
   "id": 1508,
   "question": "Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?",
   "answer": "Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight."
 },
 {
   "id": 1509,
   "question": "What's Mario's favorite song?",
   "answer": "It's a small world after all."
 },
 {
   "id": 1510,
   "question": "Everyone ready for the election?",
   "answer": "I'm still looking for the right bridge, any suggestions?"
 },
 {
   "id": 1511,
   "question": "How do Rabbis make money?",
   "answer": "They keep the tips."
 },
 {
   "id": 1512,
   "question": "How did Donald Trump lose $916 million?",
   "answer": "Well he was handed everything in life. Have you seen his hands? Most of what he was gifted slipped right through."
 },
 {
   "id": 1513,
   "question": "What do nutrition labels and tumblr have in common?",
   "answer": "They're both full of trans fats"
 },
 {
   "id": 1514,
   "question": "You think you can escape Stalin's prison camps?",
   "answer": "Hah, gulag with that."
 },
 {
   "id": 1515,
   "question": "What did the Astronomy major say to his girlfriend?",
   "answer": "Europ'en Uranus and get ready for my Ursa Major directed towards your Bootes."
 },
 {
   "id": 1516,
   "question": "Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?",
   "answer": "Because there's too many cheetahs!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1517,
   "question": "Where do Cannibals like to hang out?",
   "answer": "At the \"meet and eat\""
 },
 {
   "id": 1518,
   "question": "How do neurons communicate?",
   "answer": "Cell phones"
 },
 {
   "id": 1519,
   "question": "What should you do when freedom calls?",
   "answer": "Let it ring."
 },
 {
   "id": 1520,
   "question": "How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "Just Juan "
 },
 {
   "id": 1521,
   "question": "Do you know why Stevie Wonder can't see his friends?",
   "answer": "He got married. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1522,
   "question": "What shouldn't you make for dinner after your husband comes home from the Trump rally?",
   "answer": "Tacos"
 },
 {
   "id": 1523,
   "question": "What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?",
   "answer": "They both cantaloupe."
 },
 {
   "id": 1524,
   "question": "Hey girl, are you a compressed file?",
   "answer": "'cause I wanna unzip you and open you up."
 },
 {
   "id": 1525,
   "question": "How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "None. They can't climb the ladder. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1526,
   "question": "What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable?",
   "answer": "The wheelchair. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1527,
   "question": "What's Donald Trumps favorite color?",
   "answer": "Orange"
 },
 {
   "id": 1528,
   "question": "What is Donald Trump's favorite nation?",
   "answer": "Discrimination"
 },
 {
   "id": 1529,
   "question": "Why do you think that God hates fags rather than figs?",
   "answer": "Oh, I got confused; after all, they are both painful on the anus!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1530,
   "question": "What divides the humans from the monkeys?",
   "answer": "The Mediterranean Sea"
 },
 {
   "id": 1531,
   "question": "Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?",
   "answer": "Because it said concentrate."
 },
 {
   "id": 1532,
   "question": "What is a cat's favorite breakfast?",
   "answer": "Mice crispies."
 },
 {
   "id": 1533,
   "question": "Why don't Mexicans play cards?",
   "answer": "Because they're afraid of the Trump suit."
 },
 {
   "id": 1534,
   "question": "What did one saggy boob say to the other?",
   "answer": "We better get some support, or people will think we're nuts!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1535,
   "question": "What is the difference between a BMW and a cow?",
   "answer": "A cow's cunt is on the outside."
 },
 {
   "id": 1536,
   "question": "Did you hear the one about the gaping butthole?",
   "answer": "Eh, it's a bit of a stretch. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1537,
   "question": "Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?",
   "answer": "Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list."
 },
 {
   "id": 1538,
   "question": "What's Lil Wayne's Favorite Movie?",
   "answer": "Amèlie Amèlie Amèlie Amèlie Amèlie"
 },
 {
   "id": 1539,
   "question": "What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?",
   "answer": "One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries."
 },
 {
   "id": 1540,
   "question": "What do you call a funny Pikachu?",
   "answer": "Jokemon."
 },
 {
   "id": 1541,
   "question": "What were 2pac's last words?",
   "answer": "You're killing me Smalls. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1542,
   "question": "Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?",
   "answer": "It would be a fowl proceeding."
 },
 {
   "id": 1543,
   "question": "Why did the chicken walk into the bar?",
   "answer": "To screw in the lightbulb."
 },
 {
   "id": 1544,
   "question": "What would you get if you crossed a vampire with a dwarf?",
   "answer": "A creature that sucks blood from your knees."
 },
 {
   "id": 1545,
   "question": "What is Trump's favourite movie?",
   "answer": "Wall-E."
 },
 {
   "id": 1546,
   "question": "How do Buddhist monks send emails?",
   "answer": "They remove all attachments."
 },
 {
   "id": 1547,
   "question": "What do you call a self-absorbed trumpet player?",
   "answer": "Brasshole"
 },
 {
   "id": 1548,
   "question": "What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?",
   "answer": ". . . mitosis"
 },
 {
   "id": 1549,
   "question": "Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?",
   "answer": "Because he was driving her buggy."
 },
 {
   "id": 1550,
   "question": "What do you call a smart chromosome?",
   "answer": "A gene-ius"
 },
 {
   "id": 1551,
   "question": "What do you call a pony with a sore throat?",
   "answer": "A little hoarse!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1552,
   "question": "How do you find Will Smith in the snow?",
   "answer": "You look for the fresh prints!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1553,
   "question": "Why was six afraid of seven?",
   "answer": "Because seven's odd."
 },
 {
   "id": 1554,
   "question": "In the case of emergencies, why are women and children evacuated first?",
   "answer": "So that men can think for a solution in silence."
 },
 {
   "id": 1555,
   "question": "What do you call it when worms take over the world?",
   "answer": "Global Worming."
 },
 {
   "id": 1556,
   "question": "What's the only thing pedophiles are good at?",
   "answer": "Providing child support."
 },
 {
   "id": 1557,
   "question": "How do you know when a bass player and drummer are at your front door?",
   "answer": "The knocking is out of time and they don't know when to come in."
 },
 {
   "id": 1558,
   "question": "Why can't a blonde dial 911?",
   "answer": "Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven."
 },
 {
   "id": 1559,
   "question": "Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?",
   "answer": "Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin"
 },
 {
   "id": 1560,
   "question": "Wanna know the difference between a man and a matgarita?",
   "answer": "A margarita hits the spot every time."
 },
 {
   "id": 1561,
   "question": "What do you call really good crying?",
   "answer": "Upper Tears"
 },
 {
   "id": 1562,
   "question": "How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?",
   "answer": "We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box."
 },
 {
   "id": 1563,
   "question": "What kind of car does a cat drive?",
   "answer": "A Cadillac."
 },
 {
   "id": 1564,
   "question": "Why was the chicken Russian?",
   "answer": "To get to the other side. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1565,
   "question": "Why did the man marry a monkey?",
   "answer": "Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE!  sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke"
 },
 {
   "id": 1566,
   "question": "Hear about the lazy baker who wanted a pay increase?",
   "answer": "He rarely kneeded the dough."
 },
 {
   "id": 1567,
   "question": "What's the difference between how black men treat their beer and their children?",
   "answer": "If a black man asks you to hold his beer, you can be sure that he'll come back for it."
 },
 {
   "id": 1568,
   "question": "How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?",
   "answer": "Well..it's not hard"
 },
 {
   "id": 1569,
   "question": "With winter coming up...What's the difference between a snowman and a snowlady?",
   "answer": "snow balls.  I love this joke because it's innocent enough to be acceptable in most circumstances, yet dirty enough to be interesting. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1570,
   "question": "Why are friendzone'd guys always sick?",
   "answer": "They suffer from m'ladies"
 },
 {
   "id": 1571,
   "question": "Why did the blind girl fall in the well?",
   "answer": "She couldn't see that well."
 },
 {
   "id": 1572,
   "question": "What lies on the bottom of the ocean and sweats?",
   "answer": "A nervous wreck..."
 },
 {
   "id": 1573,
   "question": "Why do you never see any gay Egyptian Sailors?",
   "answer": "Because they're all in de Nile."
 },
 {
   "id": 1574,
   "question": "What's a dogs favourite day?",
   "answer": "Chewsday"
 },
 {
   "id": 1575,
   "question": "How does a ninja say hi?",
   "answer": "It doesn't"
 },
 {
   "id": 1576,
   "question": "What do you call a bunch of devilishly handsome gay guys?",
   "answer": "Succubi"
 },
 {
   "id": 1577,
   "question": "Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?",
   "answer": "All their supporters are home with sick kids "
 },
 {
   "id": 1578,
   "question": "How does a feminist ask for Halloween candies?",
   "answer": "Trigger Treat."
 },
 {
   "id": 1579,
   "question": "What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?",
   "answer": "You really have to nail it"
 },
 {
   "id": 1580,
   "question": "Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?",
   "answer": "He didn't understand the gravity of the situation."
 },
 {
   "id": 1581,
   "question": "What did the constipated mathematician do?",
   "answer": "He worked it out with a pencil."
 },
 {
   "id": 1582,
   "question": "Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?",
   "answer": "Because he left a residue at every pole."
 },
 {
   "id": 1583,
   "question": "What is Harry Potters favorite way to get down a hill?",
   "answer": "Walking (punchline in comments)"
 },
 {
   "id": 1584,
   "question": "Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?",
   "answer": "walking. JK ROLLING"
 },
 {
   "id": 1585,
   "question": "What's the difference between this joke and your mum?",
   "answer": "They both suck, but only she swallows. .... Yes this joke suck hard. I apologise. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1586,
   "question": "Did you hear about the peanut in the street?",
   "answer": "It was assaulted."
 },
 {
   "id": 1587,
   "question": "What do you call 6.63*10^-34 mutinied pirates?",
   "answer": "Planck walkers"
 },
 {
   "id": 1588,
   "question": "Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?",
   "answer": "Round of 16"
 },
 {
   "id": 1589,
   "question": "What do you call a sleepwalking nun?",
   "answer": "A roamin Catholic"
 },
 {
   "id": 1590,
   "question": "What's a weeb's favorite state?",
   "answer": "Ohio"
 },
 {
   "id": 1591,
   "question": "What does an iPhone 7 and The Titanic have in common?",
   "answer": "The end has no Jack. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1592,
   "question": "Ignoring time, what does a weekend have in common with a year?",
   "answer": "They both end on a Sundee"
 },
 {
   "id": 1593,
   "question": "Why can't we have a female President?",
   "answer": "She won't admit that she's 35"
 },
 {
   "id": 1594,
   "question": "Why don't violists get stressed?",
   "answer": "Because they have nothing to fret about!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1595,
   "question": "What's the difference between testicles and a penis?",
   "answer": "Wow.  I can't believe you don't know this.  There is a Vas Deferens between the two. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1596,
   "question": "What's Harry Potter's favourite way of getting down a hill?",
   "answer": "Walking. ... JK Rolling. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1597,
   "question": "Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?",
   "answer": "It doesn't have windows."
 },
 {
   "id": 1598,
   "question": "What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?",
   "answer": "A bench can support a family of four."
 },
 {
   "id": 1599,
   "question": "How many tickles does an octopus like?",
   "answer": "Ten-tickles"
 },
 {
   "id": 1600,
   "question": "how does a bakery know when to make more bread?",
   "answer": "on a knead the dough basis."
 },
 {
   "id": 1601,
   "question": "What's the instinctual response to a bad gym selfie?",
   "answer": "A reflex of course."
 },
 {
   "id": 1602,
   "question": "What Is a Chinese persons favorite holiday?",
   "answer": "Chinko De Mayo"
 },
 {
   "id": 1603,
   "question": "What did the band director say to the misbehaving kid?",
   "answer": "You're in treble mister!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1604,
   "question": "What do you call a black woman that gets an abortion?",
   "answer": "Crime stopper"
 },
 {
   "id": 1605,
   "question": "How do men in New Zealand address their women?",
   "answer": "\"Hey! Ewe!\""
 },
 {
   "id": 1606,
   "question": "What type of battery does The Fonz use?",
   "answer": "AAAA"
 },
 {
   "id": 1607,
   "question": "What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?",
   "answer": "A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk."
 },
 {
   "id": 1608,
   "question": "Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?",
   "answer": "You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls."
 },
 {
   "id": 1609,
   "question": "What's the difference between origami and a grandpa passing wind?",
   "answer": "One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old."
 },
 {
   "id": 1610,
   "question": "Ever heard the joke about the airplane?",
   "answer": "Never mind, it just flew over your head. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1611,
   "question": "What does a self-conscious vampire say?",
   "answer": "\"I'm going to suck..\""
 },
 {
   "id": 1612,
   "question": "How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?",
   "answer": "He didn't wrap his Whopper"
 },
 {
   "id": 1613,
   "question": "What's an Atheist's favorite joke book?",
   "answer": "The bible. Please don't kill me for this."
 },
 {
   "id": 1614,
   "question": "Why is proctology called proctology?",
   "answer": "Because analogy was already taken."
 },
 {
   "id": 1615,
   "question": "What kind of tree is a must?",
   "answer": "An obliga-tree."
 },
 {
   "id": 1616,
   "question": "What did pirate say when he turned 80?",
   "answer": "AYE MATEY"
 },
 {
   "id": 1617,
   "question": "How long does it typically take for a woman to orgasm?",
   "answer": "Who cares. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1618,
   "question": "What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?",
   "answer": "Udder destruction!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1619,
   "question": "What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?",
   "answer": "Virgin mobile."
 },
 {
   "id": 1620,
   "question": "What do you call two pears?",
   "answer": "A pair. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1621,
   "question": "What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?",
   "answer": "There are twenty of them.."
 },
 {
   "id": 1622,
   "question": "Want to hear the funniest joke in the world?",
   "answer": "French army."
 },
 {
   "id": 1623,
   "question": "How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?",
   "answer": "None, he fell."
 },
 {
   "id": 1624,
   "question": "What did the poor composer say to his friend?",
   "answer": "I am baroque, can you lend me some money?"
 },
 {
   "id": 1625,
   "question": "What do you call a black man on the moon?",
   "answer": "An astronaut, you racist. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1626,
   "question": "How Do Jewish Baleen Wales Eat?",
   "answer": "They gefilter fish."
 },
 {
   "id": 1627,
   "question": "What do you call a Finn, who gets something done?",
   "answer": "-Finnished"
 },
 {
   "id": 1628,
   "question": "What did one monochromator say to another?",
   "answer": "Hey, wanna get blazed?"
 },
 {
   "id": 1629,
   "question": "Why is Friday the best day of the week?",
   "answer": "Its the 5/7 day of the week"
 },
 {
   "id": 1630,
   "question": "Did to hear about the guy who pretended to wash his hair with excrement?",
   "answer": "It was actually sham-poo."
 },
 {
   "id": 1631,
   "question": "What is a statistician's favorite social media site?",
   "answer": "Histogram "
 },
 {
   "id": 1632,
   "question": "Q: What's the only animal with an asshole in the middle of its back?",
   "answer": "A: Police horse"
 },
 {
   "id": 1633,
   "question": "What does a mosquito and a woman have in common?",
   "answer": "They'll both try their best to suck the life out of you..."
 },
 {
   "id": 1634,
   "question": "Did you hear about the mathematician who got his calculator stuck up his bum?",
   "answer": "He had to work it out with a pencil..."
 },
 {
   "id": 1635,
   "question": "What's big, yellow, and can't swim?",
   "answer": "A schoolbus full of children."
 },
 {
   "id": 1636,
   "question": "What do you call a joke with no punchline?",
   "answer": "Ba-dum-tss"
 },
 {
   "id": 1637,
   "question": "What do Hillary Clinton supporters and Eminem have in common?",
   "answer": "When you tell them that you want to see proof, all they can do is tell you about it!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1638,
   "question": "What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?",
   "answer": "A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face."
 },
 {
   "id": 1639,
   "question": "What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?",
   "answer": "One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here "
 },
 {
   "id": 1640,
   "question": "Why is Helen Keller's leg yellow?",
   "answer": "Her dog is also blind "
 },
 {
   "id": 1641,
   "question": "What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?",
   "answer": "A Klondike."
 },
 {
   "id": 1642,
   "question": "What is the chupacabra's breakfast of choice?",
   "answer": "Goatmeal."
 },
 {
   "id": 1643,
   "question": "Why was the tomato blushing?",
   "answer": "Because he saw the salad dressing."
 },
 {
   "id": 1644,
   "question": "What do you call the baby if the parents were Hillary and Trump?",
   "answer": "The Antichrist"
 },
 {
   "id": 1645,
   "question": "How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?",
   "answer": "She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette "
 },
 {
   "id": 1646,
   "question": "Cash or credit?",
   "answer": "Did you just assume my tender??"
 },
 {
   "id": 1647,
   "question": "What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?",
   "answer": "Nap-kin"
 },
 {
   "id": 1648,
   "question": "Whats the difference between a Jew and Harry Potter?",
   "answer": "Harry can escape the chamber."
 },
 {
   "id": 1649,
   "question": "What's red and bad for your teeth?",
   "answer": "A brick. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1650,
   "question": "What do you call a kinky australian romance novel?",
   "answer": "Fifty shades of G'Day"
 },
 {
   "id": 1651,
   "question": "Why are Asian women in the US so excited about next Tuesday?",
   "answer": "It's Erection Day"
 },
 {
   "id": 1652,
   "question": "Why did Donald Trump cross the road?",
   "answer": "To get to the other side of Chris Christie. From the book: Donald Trump Is F**king Goofy: Jokes and Limericks"
 },
 {
   "id": 1653,
   "question": "Hey girl are you the great American West?",
   "answer": "Because you're flat and fertile"
 },
 {
   "id": 1654,
   "question": "What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?",
   "answer": "She takes Sadderall. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1655,
   "question": "What is the difference between me and being artistic?",
   "answer": "The second letter."
 },
 {
   "id": 1656,
   "question": "Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth?",
   "answer": "It's pasteurized before you can even see it."
 },
 {
   "id": 1657,
   "question": "How does Hillary's email server feel?",
   "answer": "[removed]"
 },
 {
   "id": 1658,
   "question": "Why did the Mexican jump the border?",
   "answer": "To get back to Mexico"
 },
 {
   "id": 1659,
   "question": "How many babies does it take to paint a house?",
   "answer": "Depends on how hard you throw them. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1660,
   "question": "What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Kurt Cobain?",
   "answer": "Hitler had a reason to kill himself."
 },
 {
   "id": 1661,
   "question": "What's it called when two retarded lesbians have sex?",
   "answer": "Sthaftey scthissors!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1662,
   "question": "What do you call a basement full of SJW's?",
   "answer": "A whine cellar. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1663,
   "question": "Why haven't I ever met a full blooded Jew?",
   "answer": "All the ones I have met have been Jew-ish"
 },
 {
   "id": 1664,
   "question": "What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head?",
   "answer": "[removed]"
 },
 {
   "id": 1665,
   "question": "What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?",
   "answer": "A solmate "
 },
 {
   "id": 1666,
   "question": "Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?",
   "answer": "Han Solo. Because he took a shot first."
 },
 {
   "id": 1667,
   "question": "How many Trump supporters does t take to change a light bulb?",
   "answer": "None, they'll just make the Mexicans do it. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1668,
   "question": "Why don't mathematicians have degrees?",
   "answer": "They prefer radians."
 },
 {
   "id": 1669,
   "question": "What's the worst part about being a black Jew?",
   "answer": "You have to sit in the back of the oven."
 },
 {
   "id": 1670,
   "question": "What gets beaten ten times a day?",
   "answer": "A person with a masturbation problem. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1671,
   "question": "Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?",
   "answer": "It's beer pressure."
 },
 {
   "id": 1672,
   "question": "If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?",
   "answer": "Wet. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1673,
   "question": "Why don't black people go on cruise ships?",
   "answer": "They aren't gonna fall for that one again."
 },
 {
   "id": 1674,
   "question": "Does anyone see this?",
   "answer": "Test post please respond"
 },
 {
   "id": 1675,
   "question": "Why do doctors hate Wolves?",
   "answer": "Lupus"
 },
 {
   "id": 1676,
   "question": "Why are you walking like that?",
   "answer": "\"Number one, I crashed my bike yesterday morning, and number two           \" edit: grammar fix"
 },
 {
   "id": 1677,
   "question": "What's the best part about sex with a pregnant woman?",
   "answer": "Getting head at the same time."
 },
 {
   "id": 1678,
   "question": "What do you call a blind german?",
   "answer": "A not-see"
 },
 {
   "id": 1679,
   "question": "Did you hear the creator of spaghetti died?",
   "answer": "He pasta way"
 },
 {
   "id": 1680,
   "question": "What's a social media for married people?",
   "answer": "Weddit"
 },
 {
   "id": 1681,
   "question": "Hey girl are you a school?",
   "answer": "Because I want to shoot kids inside you. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1682,
   "question": "What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years?",
   "answer": "Ancient grease"
 },
 {
   "id": 1683,
   "question": "What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?",
   "answer": "A Warehouse."
 },
 {
   "id": 1684,
   "question": "How do people with a PHD get a free day off of work?",
   "answer": "They write themselves a doctor note  (some shitty oc for ya'll) edit: okay not oc but not repost, i need dat karma to feed kids"
 },
 {
   "id": 1685,
   "question": "Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?",
   "answer": "For hispanic attacks."
 },
 {
   "id": 1686,
   "question": "What's Hitlers favorite number?",
   "answer": "Six Million."
 },
 {
   "id": 1687,
   "question": "What is the worst thing about being an egg?",
   "answer": "You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1688,
   "question": "What do Australians say when they go to bed?",
   "answer": "G'night mate"
 },
 {
   "id": 1689,
   "question": "How many Anti-Vaxxers does it take to screw in a light bulb?",
   "answer": "As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it."
 },
 {
   "id": 1690,
   "question": "How do you write poop in Australia?",
   "answer": "dood"
 },
 {
   "id": 1691,
   "question": "Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?",
   "answer": "There were many knights."
 },
 {
   "id": 1692,
   "question": "Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?",
   "answer": "\"Cancer stole our jobs!\""
 },
 {
   "id": 1693,
   "question": "It's my cake day. You wanna hear a funny joke?",
   "answer": "my life. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1694,
   "question": "What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?",
   "answer": "Outlaws are wanted people "
 },
 {
   "id": 1695,
   "question": "What do you call a brilliant musician who also happens to have Down Syndrome?",
   "answer": "Retarded."
 },
 {
   "id": 1696,
   "question": "How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going?",
   "answer": "It's tiring.  "
 },
 {
   "id": 1697,
   "question": "What do you call an ape that's both extremely frugal and fearful?",
   "answer": "A cheap pansy"
 },
 {
   "id": 1698,
   "question": "What do Luke Bryant and a Nordic breast plate have on common?",
   "answer": "They're on Thor."
 },
 {
   "id": 1699,
   "question": "What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?",
   "answer": "One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans."
 },
 {
   "id": 1700,
   "question": "What's the difference between the Cleveland Indians and Shae from Game of Thrones?",
   "answer": "One blows a 3' 1\" lead and the other blows a 3-1 lead"
 },
 {
   "id": 1701,
   "question": "What do you call an astronaut with only one hand?",
   "answer": "HAND SOLO  hahaha fuck you"
 },
 {
   "id": 1702,
   "question": "What's the difference between a lawyer and a jellyfish?",
   "answer": "Well, one's a spineless, gutless, heartless, brainless, venomous, slimy, nasty creature whose mouth and anus are the same orifice. The other is a form of sea life."
 },
 {
   "id": 1703,
   "question": "What did the road say to the chicken?",
   "answer": "\"If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!\""
 },
 {
   "id": 1704,
   "question": "What's the difference between a woman and a gun?",
   "answer": "Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home."
 },
 {
   "id": 1705,
   "question": "Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?",
   "answer": "Because his pecker is on his head"
 },
 {
   "id": 1706,
   "question": "What did the jewish man say to the doctor after having his son circumsised?",
   "answer": "Keep the tip."
 },
 {
   "id": 1707,
   "question": "What branch of the military are horses in?",
   "answer": "The NaaaaayyyVY"
 },
 {
   "id": 1708,
   "question": "How to you piss off a writer?",
   "answer": "The list off ways is to long too fit hear."
 },
 {
   "id": 1709,
   "question": "What did the salad say during sex?",
   "answer": "\"I came, I saw, and I came again\"."
 },
 {
   "id": 1710,
   "question": "Why is peanut butter lighter than peanut?",
   "answer": "Because butter fly. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1711,
   "question": "Did you miss me?",
   "answer": "Yeah but only by a couple inches. I think I killed a parrot..."
 },
 {
   "id": 1712,
   "question": "What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?",
   "answer": "Xavier"
 },
 {
   "id": 1713,
   "question": "Whats the age of consent in Thailand?",
   "answer": "50$"
 },
 {
   "id": 1714,
   "question": "Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties?",
   "answer": "Because you should never drink and derive."
 },
 {
   "id": 1715,
   "question": "Why are Reddit jokes so overused?",
   "answer": "I don't know, ask Dave."
 },
 {
   "id": 1716,
   "question": "What words does Donald Trump find irresistibly sexy?",
   "answer": "\"You sick fuck, I'm calling the cops.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 1717,
   "question": "What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike?",
   "answer": "Rev"
 },
 {
   "id": 1718,
   "question": "What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?",
   "answer": "Uppsala"
 },
 {
   "id": 1719,
   "question": "How do you call a criminal who never gets arrested?",
   "answer": "Hillary Clinton"
 },
 {
   "id": 1720,
   "question": "Did ya hear about the cannibal lion with a huge ego?",
   "answer": "He had to swallow his pride"
 },
 {
   "id": 1721,
   "question": "What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?",
   "answer": "Nothing."
 },
 {
   "id": 1722,
   "question": "What do you say to your sister when she's crying?",
   "answer": "Are you having a crisis?"
 },
 {
   "id": 1723,
   "question": "What do you call a phone with no parents?",
   "answer": "An Or-phone."
 },
 {
   "id": 1724,
   "question": "Know who have the longest running championship drought in baseball?",
   "answer": "The Cleveland Indians.  "
 },
 {
   "id": 1725,
   "question": "Wahoo blew a 3-1 lead?",
   "answer": "The Almost Windians."
 },
 {
   "id": 1726,
   "question": "What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?",
   "answer": "...They Leave a Trail of Tears"
 },
 {
   "id": 1727,
   "question": "Did you hear the man who got his left arm and left leg cutoff?",
   "answer": "Seriously, you didn't hear? He was screaming from the pain for four hours straight at 2 a.m."
 },
 {
   "id": 1728,
   "question": "What sound does a bouncing plane make?",
   "answer": "Boeing boeing boeing"
 },
 {
   "id": 1729,
   "question": "With your current salary what Apple product can you buy?",
   "answer": "Apple juice"
 },
 {
   "id": 1730,
   "question": "What does Hillary Clinton's inbox look like?",
   "answer": "[removed]"
 },
 {
   "id": 1731,
   "question": "Why can't a bike stand on its own?",
   "answer": "Because it is two tired. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1732,
   "question": "How do you call a prison inmate?",
   "answer": "With a cell phone."
 },
 {
   "id": 1733,
   "question": "Why do SJW's hate Programmers?",
   "answer": "They objectify everything."
 },
 {
   "id": 1734,
   "question": "What did the mittens say on their wedding day?",
   "answer": "I glove you. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1735,
   "question": "If went camping with a friend and woke up with a condom stuck in your ass would you tell anyone?",
   "answer": "No Wanna go camping?"
 },
 {
   "id": 1736,
   "question": "What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?",
   "answer": "Nun-chucks."
 },
 {
   "id": 1737,
   "question": "I wonder where all the old Bernie Sanders merch is going?",
   "answer": "The Bern Pile "
 },
 {
   "id": 1738,
   "question": "How many dead babies does it take to fill a basement?",
   "answer": "Apparently not 29"
 },
 {
   "id": 1739,
   "question": "Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?",
   "answer": "Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic."
 },
 {
   "id": 1740,
   "question": "Why did the socialist drop out of high school math?",
   "answer": "Because there were too many damn inequalities."
 },
 {
   "id": 1741,
   "question": "Bad weather?",
   "answer": "FEMA representative: During the last storm did you receive any damage to your property? Homeowner: Hail, yes."
 },
 {
   "id": 1742,
   "question": "What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?",
   "answer": "Ill call you tomorow"
 },
 {
   "id": 1743,
   "question": "What do army ants have in common with masturbating dolphins?",
   "answer": "Both come in waves..."
 },
 {
   "id": 1744,
   "question": "What's winning attitude?",
   "answer": "3 ants saw an elephant coming.  Ant 1: We will kill him.  Ant 2:  We will break his legs.  Ant 3:  Forgive him guys,  he is alone and we are 3..."
 },
 {
   "id": 1745,
   "question": "How does one French arsonist flirt with another one?",
   "answer": "\"Voulez-vous brûler avec moi ce soir?\""
 },
 {
   "id": 1746,
   "question": "Why do Welshmen like to embarrass their wives?",
   "answer": "It makes them rather sheepish. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1747,
   "question": "Why do they call them the minute men?",
   "answer": "Because they lasted a minute in battle"
 },
 {
   "id": 1748,
   "question": "What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?",
   "answer": "A pedantry. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1749,
   "question": "What is the difference between an animal doctor and a retired Nazi?",
   "answer": "One is a veterinarian, and the other is a Veteran Aryan."
 },
 {
   "id": 1750,
   "question": "What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?",
   "answer": "Women."
 },
 {
   "id": 1751,
   "question": "What's a dull joke?",
   "answer": "An unpolished one."
 },
 {
   "id": 1752,
   "question": "Man: Your place or mine?",
   "answer": "Women: Both, you go to yours and I’ll go to mine."
 },
 {
   "id": 1753,
   "question": "What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?",
   "answer": "Tell Jamal to drop it"
 },
 {
   "id": 1754,
   "question": "If you were a dinosaur what would you be?",
   "answer": "Dead"
 },
 {
   "id": 1755,
   "question": "Did you hear about the mod that got pissed off?",
   "answer": "[deleted]"
 },
 {
   "id": 1756,
   "question": "Whats the first word a swede says after its born?",
   "answer": "wouaaa wouaaa wu wu welcome refugees"
 },
 {
   "id": 1757,
   "question": "Who's great at math, but always tells lies?",
   "answer": "Fibonacci"
 },
 {
   "id": 1758,
   "question": "What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?",
   "answer": "These Boots Are Made For Walken....."
 },
 {
   "id": 1759,
   "question": "What's the difference between feminists and hockey players?",
   "answer": "Hockey players shower after 3 periods."
 },
 {
   "id": 1760,
   "question": "How do you get a nun pregnant?",
   "answer": "Dress her up as a choir boy!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1761,
   "question": "What's the funniest fish in the world?",
   "answer": "Piranhahahahaha Don't lynch me"
 },
 {
   "id": 1762,
   "question": "Why did the girl cry on the swing?",
   "answer": "She has cancer"
 },
 {
   "id": 1763,
   "question": "What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?",
   "answer": "An under cover cop. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1764,
   "question": "What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?",
   "answer": "Chicken sees a salad."
 },
 {
   "id": 1765,
   "question": "Why was the broom late?",
   "answer": "because it overswept"
 },
 {
   "id": 1766,
   "question": "If the quiz made you a little quizzical, what is the test going to make you?",
   "answer": "Really fucking confused. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1767,
   "question": "What’s the difference between Greggs and your girlfriend?",
   "answer": "Greggs don’t look down on you when you eat their creampie"
 },
 {
   "id": 1768,
   "question": "What is the difference between racism and asians?",
   "answer": "Racism has many faces. EDIT: Read \"asians\" as \"people from Japan, China and both of the Koreas\". Because some redditors are pissed at me for being racist, while telling a racist joke. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1769,
   "question": "Why do so many Jews enjoy smoking?",
   "answer": "The ashes reminds them of their parents."
 },
 {
   "id": 1770,
   "question": "Did you hear about the Jew and the Scotsman who spent the night together?",
   "answer": "Apparently that's all they spent."
 },
 {
   "id": 1771,
   "question": "What's the difference between my broken watch and a lesbian?",
   "answer": "My watch hasn't got a strap on."
 },
 {
   "id": 1772,
   "question": "How are black people and a CPU similar?",
   "answer": "They both have motherboards, but no fatherboards"
 },
 {
   "id": 1773,
   "question": "What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan?",
   "answer": "Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke."
 },
 {
   "id": 1774,
   "question": "Why does Donald Trump love 6:43PM?",
   "answer": "It's the time he'd barge in on beauty contestants changing to try to see them naked."
 },
 {
   "id": 1775,
   "question": "What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?",
   "answer": "RIP post"
 },
 {
   "id": 1776,
   "question": "What's the difference between erotic and kinky ?",
   "answer": "Erotic is when you use a feather; kinky is when you use a whole chicken."
 },
 {
   "id": 1777,
   "question": "What's the cheapest meat available?",
   "answer": "Deer testicles, it's under a buck. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1778,
   "question": "Are you a hydroelectric source of power?",
   "answer": "...cause dam!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1779,
   "question": "How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?",
   "answer": "Nun."
 },
 {
   "id": 1780,
   "question": "How do you know when an introvert is interested in you?",
   "answer": "They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own."
 },
 {
   "id": 1781,
   "question": "What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?",
   "answer": "Rock and Heavy Metal"
 },
 {
   "id": 1782,
   "question": "What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?",
   "answer": "A screensaver."
 },
 {
   "id": 1783,
   "question": "What does wearing Crocs and getting your dick sucked by a dude I have in common?",
   "answer": "They both feel really good but when you look down you know you're gay."
 },
 {
   "id": 1784,
   "question": "What is the one thing you don't want to hear during sex?",
   "answer": "Honey, I'm home!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1785,
   "question": "What did Mars say to Saturn?",
   "answer": "Give me a ring sometime."
 },
 {
   "id": 1786,
   "question": "What is a werewolf's favorite salad leaf?",
   "answer": "Aruuuuuugula"
 },
 {
   "id": 1787,
   "question": "Did you notice Redditors saying \"Ayy lmao\" all the Time?",
   "answer": "Yeah, its some kind of Meme. Well in my peoples Tongue, Ayy lmao means: \"I am in great Pain, please help me.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 1788,
   "question": "What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?",
   "answer": "Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?! "
 },
 {
   "id": 1789,
   "question": "What's Donald Trump's least favorite Star Wars movie?",
   "answer": "Rogue Juan"
 },
 {
   "id": 1790,
   "question": "How does Negan hit a home run?",
   "answer": "With a Lucille Ball."
 },
 {
   "id": 1791,
   "question": "What happened to the adhesive suicide bomber?",
   "answer": "He glue up."
 },
 {
   "id": 1792,
   "question": "How fast can the lesbian get here?",
   "answer": "Licka de split!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1793,
   "question": "Which Marvel superhero is transgender?",
   "answer": "Ironman, he's a Fe male."
 },
 {
   "id": 1794,
   "question": "What does Bill Clinton's presidency and Hillary Clinton's future presidency have in common?",
   "answer": "Weiners got them both in trouble but in the end nobody really cared. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1795,
   "question": "Where do Muslim people go when they die?",
   "answer": "Everywhere"
 },
 {
   "id": 1796,
   "question": "Why are the ladies thirsty so thirsty for my love?",
   "answer": "It's Minute Made"
 },
 {
   "id": 1797,
   "question": "How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?",
   "answer": "Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush"
 },
 {
   "id": 1798,
   "question": "What's a Mad Cow's favorite rap song?",
   "answer": "MOO! Bitch, get out the way... Get out the way... Get out the way. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1799,
   "question": "If your Uncle was an animal, what one would he be?",
   "answer": "An Aunt-eater."
 },
 {
   "id": 1800,
   "question": "What do cows do on Sundays?",
   "answer": "they go to the moovies"
 },
 {
   "id": 1801,
   "question": "Clean: How do you catch a polar bear?",
   "answer": "Cut a hole in the ice, place a bunch of peas in that hole, and when a polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him right in the ice hole."
 },
 {
   "id": 1802,
   "question": "How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?",
   "answer": "If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well."
 },
 {
   "id": 1803,
   "question": "How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?",
   "answer": "With a tuna."
 },
 {
   "id": 1804,
   "question": "What do you call a frozen raindrop in Nazi Germany?",
   "answer": "A Heilstone"
 },
 {
   "id": 1805,
   "question": "Why is the ocean salty?",
   "answer": "Because the land never waves back."
 },
 {
   "id": 1806,
   "question": "Why are there no cats on Mars?",
   "answer": "Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot."
 },
 {
   "id": 1807,
   "question": "Have you guys heard of the joke about the electric chair?",
   "answer": "It's shocking. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1808,
   "question": "Last rites?",
   "answer": "Over my dead body..."
 },
 {
   "id": 1809,
   "question": "Interviewer: What's your strength?",
   "answer": "Candidate: I fall in love easily.  Interviewer: What's your weakness?  Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours."
 },
 {
   "id": 1810,
   "question": "Why did the ghost go into rehab?",
   "answer": "He had a problem with boos."
 },
 {
   "id": 1811,
   "question": "What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?",
   "answer": "Joint custardy"
 },
 {
   "id": 1812,
   "question": "What do you say after stubbing your toe?",
   "answer": "I thought the title was the start of a joke. You OWW me one joke!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1813,
   "question": "Q: How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?",
   "answer": "A:  Ooga booga baby!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1814,
   "question": "Son: Mom, how was I born?",
   "answer": "Mom: Well son, it all started when I asked the wrong man for directions."
 },
 {
   "id": 1815,
   "question": "How many nymphomaniacs does it take to screw in a light-bulb?",
   "answer": "As many as will fit."
 },
 {
   "id": 1816,
   "question": "What do you call a kid with two gay black dads?",
   "answer": "An orphan. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1817,
   "question": "What's a hutu's least favorite candy?",
   "answer": "A Tutsi roll!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1818,
   "question": "What do you call a 2D fairy?",
   "answer": "Pixie-lated"
 },
 {
   "id": 1819,
   "question": "What do you call a girl who friend zones you?",
   "answer": "M'lady "
 },
 {
   "id": 1820,
   "question": "What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?",
   "answer": "A pearrot"
 },
 {
   "id": 1821,
   "question": "What does Pong and WW1 have in common?",
   "answer": "It's not about strategy, but endurance."
 },
 {
   "id": 1822,
   "question": "What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?",
   "answer": "One's a rugrat, the other's a regret."
 },
 {
   "id": 1823,
   "question": "Who are the fastest readers in the world?",
   "answer": "9/11 jumpers they went 79 stories in 10 seconds."
 },
 {
   "id": 1824,
   "question": "Why was the note denied alcohol?",
   "answer": "Because it was A Minor. If anyone posted this before me, all credit is to be given to them."
 },
 {
   "id": 1825,
   "question": "What was the first joke ever written?",
   "answer": "Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1826,
   "question": "What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?",
   "answer": "A Dead End."
 },
 {
   "id": 1827,
   "question": "Why does nobody in Japan use Siri?",
   "answer": "Because they can't take it seriousry."
 },
 {
   "id": 1828,
   "question": "Why did the ghost stink?",
   "answer": "Because it was covered in sheet"
 },
 {
   "id": 1829,
   "question": "What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?",
   "answer": "What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A \"booquet\" of flower."
 },
 {
   "id": 1830,
   "question": "Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?",
   "answer": "It's OK, he woke up"
 },
 {
   "id": 1831,
   "question": "What's the difference between Donald Trump and a bag of cheetos?",
   "answer": "One is a cheesy sack of toxic crap that is pumped with orange dye and hot air and is sold to ignorant masses with no taste. The other is a corn-based snack food."
 },
 {
   "id": 1832,
   "question": "What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?",
   "answer": "Cremate "
 },
 {
   "id": 1833,
   "question": "Why is 2 dimensional soda not popular?",
   "answer": "Because it's always flat."
 },
 {
   "id": 1834,
   "question": "What's Stephen Hawking's favorite pet?",
   "answer": "tamagotchi "
 },
 {
   "id": 1835,
   "question": "Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?",
   "answer": "Because her boyfriend was going in  ."
 },
 {
   "id": 1836,
   "question": "[Dark] What is a Muslims favourite phone?",
   "answer": "Galaxy Note 7 (Exploding Variant)  Just kidding it's an iPhone, you racist fuck.  This joke has probably already been said before, so please up-vote."
 },
 {
   "id": 1837,
   "question": "Where does the king keep his armies?",
   "answer": "In his sleevies! "
 },
 {
   "id": 1838,
   "question": "Do you know about the kids who went as hipsters for halloween?",
   "answer": "Oh, wait, nevermind. You've probably never heard of them."
 },
 {
   "id": 1839,
   "question": "Husband : Why are there broken condoms on our couch???",
   "answer": "Wife : would you please call our children by their real names? "
 },
 {
   "id": 1840,
   "question": "What is Anthony Weiner's favorite type of mail?",
   "answer": "Junk mail"
 },
 {
   "id": 1841,
   "question": "How many introverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "Why does it have to be a group activity?"
 },
 {
   "id": 1842,
   "question": "What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?",
   "answer": "This place is totally radical!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1843,
   "question": "Why did the blind lady fall into the well?",
   "answer": "Because she was fucking blind. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1844,
   "question": "Why did the Baker have brown hands?",
   "answer": "Because he kneaded a poo."
 },
 {
   "id": 1845,
   "question": "what do you call a student's life who is bad at math and has a stutter?",
   "answer": "a mathacre"
 },
 {
   "id": 1846,
   "question": "What's the difference between a chickpea and a potato?",
   "answer": "You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you."
 },
 {
   "id": 1847,
   "question": "Why don't black people ever go on cruises?",
   "answer": "We're not falling for that one again!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1848,
   "question": "How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?",
   "answer": "Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back."
 },
 {
   "id": 1849,
   "question": "Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?",
   "answer": "He didn’t have a leg to stand on"
 },
 {
   "id": 1850,
   "question": "What sex position creates the ugliest children?",
   "answer": "Idk, ask your mother."
 },
 {
   "id": 1851,
   "question": "What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?",
   "answer": "A theocracy."
 },
 {
   "id": 1852,
   "question": "Do I have a joke about periodic table of elements?",
   "answer": "Na"
 },
 {
   "id": 1853,
   "question": "Why is a panda a lot like Charles Barkley at basketball practice?",
   "answer": "He eats shoots and leaves"
 },
 {
   "id": 1854,
   "question": "What's a neckbeard's favourite disease?",
   "answer": "M'laria."
 },
 {
   "id": 1855,
   "question": "What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cubes have in common?",
   "answer": "The more you play with it, the harder it gets."
 },
 {
   "id": 1856,
   "question": "What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?",
   "answer": "I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries ⚡️"
 },
 {
   "id": 1857,
   "question": "Hillary and Trump are in a plane crash. Who survives?",
   "answer": "America."
 },
 {
   "id": 1858,
   "question": "What would Donald Trump say if he was Mexican?",
   "answer": "'WE NEED TO BUILD A RAMP!'"
 },
 {
   "id": 1859,
   "question": "Why was the guitar teacher arrested?",
   "answer": "For fingering a minor."
 },
 {
   "id": 1860,
   "question": "What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?",
   "answer": "They both only work with a chain on."
 },
 {
   "id": 1861,
   "question": "What do you get when mix the last of the solute with the last of the solvent?",
   "answer": "The Final Solution"
 },
 {
   "id": 1862,
   "question": "What do you call an erection during a funeral?",
   "answer": "Mourning wood!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1863,
   "question": "What do feminists do in Halloween?",
   "answer": "They go Triggertreating."
 },
 {
   "id": 1864,
   "question": "What do you call four Mexicans in quick sand?",
   "answer": "Cuatro sinko "
 },
 {
   "id": 1865,
   "question": "What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?",
   "answer": "A lunchador."
 },
 {
   "id": 1866,
   "question": "What did the detective particle say to the suspect particle?",
   "answer": "I got my ion you. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1867,
   "question": "How do you know if an introvert likes you?",
   "answer": "He looks at your shoes instead of his"
 },
 {
   "id": 1868,
   "question": "What do you call a falling llama?",
   "answer": "A llama-fall."
 },
 {
   "id": 1869,
   "question": "What's the different between a knife and a feminist?",
   "answer": "A knife has a point "
 },
 {
   "id": 1870,
   "question": "What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?",
   "answer": "A mist conception. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1871,
   "question": "What do fat girls and bricks have in common?",
   "answer": "They both get laid by Mexicans. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1872,
   "question": "Why were Huma Abedin's darkest fears about seduction by Bill Clinton unfounded?",
   "answer": "Because ultimately it was Hillary who ended up showing her the Huma door."
 },
 {
   "id": 1873,
   "question": "What did the Buddhist Monk say to the Hot Dog Vendor?",
   "answer": "\"Make me one with everything\" (assuming he would be able to talk in the first place)"
 },
 {
   "id": 1874,
   "question": "What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself?",
   "answer": "A high-jacker."
 },
 {
   "id": 1875,
   "question": "Is it someone's actual job to collect cow poop for fertilization?",
   "answer": "Because that would be the crappiest job ever. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1876,
   "question": "Why do people even listen to female comedians?",
   "answer": "Because they are a Joke!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1877,
   "question": "How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?",
   "answer": "They have a mole on their body."
 },
 {
   "id": 1878,
   "question": "How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?",
   "answer": "A Labragoogle."
 },
 {
   "id": 1879,
   "question": "How do you buy a Jewish Person?",
   "answer": "With 30 pieces of silver"
 },
 {
   "id": 1880,
   "question": "What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?",
   "answer": "Can you smell carrot?"
 },
 {
   "id": 1881,
   "question": "Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?",
   "answer": "Francium."
 },
 {
   "id": 1882,
   "question": "Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?",
   "answer": "So they can see the battle."
 },
 {
   "id": 1883,
   "question": "What does a South Korean call their lover?",
   "answer": "Their Seoul Mate. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1884,
   "question": "What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?",
   "answer": "You can make soldiers out of toast!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1885,
   "question": "What did the pirate say when he turned 80?",
   "answer": "Aye matey"
 },
 {
   "id": 1886,
   "question": "How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?",
   "answer": "You Sioux them."
 },
 {
   "id": 1887,
   "question": "What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?",
   "answer": "Au."
 },
 {
   "id": 1888,
   "question": "What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?",
   "answer": "Snowballs."
 },
 {
   "id": 1889,
   "question": "What sort of people are good at Auto Fellatio?",
   "answer": "Suicide Bombers. They are used to blowing themselves."
 },
 {
   "id": 1890,
   "question": "What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?",
   "answer": "A Ghost Pepper."
 },
 {
   "id": 1891,
   "question": "Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?",
   "answer": "Because it was the hottest pepper."
 },
 {
   "id": 1892,
   "question": "What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?",
   "answer": "\"Awaken, my pump- \""
 },
 {
   "id": 1893,
   "question": "What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls on you?",
   "answer": "A pool table"
 },
 {
   "id": 1894,
   "question": "Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?",
   "answer": "He didn't want any beef. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1895,
   "question": "What's is the outcome of a soccer game between Ethiopia and Jamaica?",
   "answer": "Half of the grass gets eaten and the other half gets smoked"
 },
 {
   "id": 1896,
   "question": "What do you call a country that Hillary Clinton has been in charge of?",
   "answer": "Libyated"
 },
 {
   "id": 1897,
   "question": "Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?",
   "answer": "The Carpet store "
 },
 {
   "id": 1898,
   "question": "How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?",
   "answer": "Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1899,
   "question": "What did Hillary Clinton say when she got to the restaurant?",
   "answer": "\"Can I have a private server?\""
 },
 {
   "id": 1900,
   "question": "What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?",
   "answer": "Amadeus Vult!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1901,
   "question": "Why do so many Trumpies end up playing Minecraft?",
   "answer": "They were looking for Mein Kampf and got misdirected."
 },
 {
   "id": 1902,
   "question": "What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?",
   "answer": "They both spend all their money on payphones."
 },
 {
   "id": 1903,
   "question": "What does a Trumpie call a woman with a PhD and a Nobel Prize?",
   "answer": "Bitch."
 },
 {
   "id": 1904,
   "question": "What do Japanese people do when they have erections?",
   "answer": "Vote!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1905,
   "question": "How are Trumpies like Walmart?",
   "answer": "Conceived at a family reunion and crawling with criminals."
 },
 {
   "id": 1906,
   "question": "How Long is a Chinese man?",
   "answer": "Its his name."
 },
 {
   "id": 1907,
   "question": "What do you call a hot guy , who instantly becomes super hot?",
   "answer": "Sick, he definitely has fever."
 },
 {
   "id": 1908,
   "question": "Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?",
   "answer": "American women get stoned before they commit adultery.."
 },
 {
   "id": 1909,
   "question": "Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?",
   "answer": "Because of hispanic attacks.."
 },
 {
   "id": 1910,
   "question": "Why do people hate cliffhangers?",
   "answer": "Because the suspense is killing them. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1911,
   "question": "What do you get when you foot falls asleep?",
   "answer": "Coma-toes."
 },
 {
   "id": 1912,
   "question": "What do you need to drink out of a fruit?",
   "answer": "a STRAWberry. ...I'll go..."
 },
 {
   "id": 1913,
   "question": "Girl are you Cytosine?",
   "answer": "Because I'm the only \"G\" you need "
 },
 {
   "id": 1914,
   "question": "What's the best part of publicly masturbating at the old folks home?",
   "answer": "The strokes"
 },
 {
   "id": 1915,
   "question": "What do you call a gynecologist who really loves his job?",
   "answer": "Ovary Enthusiastic"
 },
 {
   "id": 1916,
   "question": "What is John Lennon's favourite donut?",
   "answer": "Strawberry Filled forever!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1917,
   "question": "Why did George cross the road?",
   "answer": "He didn't look in both directions before crossing."
 },
 {
   "id": 1918,
   "question": "What do you call an injured martial artist?",
   "answer": "Bruised Lee"
 },
 {
   "id": 1919,
   "question": "How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?",
   "answer": "She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles."
 },
 {
   "id": 1920,
   "question": "Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?",
   "answer": "The steaks have never been higher"
 },
 {
   "id": 1921,
   "question": "Why do Italian men grow moustaches?",
   "answer": "They want to look like their mothers."
 },
 {
   "id": 1922,
   "question": "Who should have played Bilbo?",
   "answer": "Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings? Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard."
 },
 {
   "id": 1923,
   "question": "What did the perverted ghost say?",
   "answer": "BOOB"
 },
 {
   "id": 1924,
   "question": "What would you call Mike Mauser if he was a cat?",
   "answer": "Mike Meowser "
 },
 {
   "id": 1925,
   "question": "What's the worst thing about being a black Jew?",
   "answer": "You have to sit in the back of the oven."
 },
 {
   "id": 1926,
   "question": "Did you hear about the assassin who was given forty years to complete his assignment?",
   "answer": "He had some time to kill."
 },
 {
   "id": 1927,
   "question": "Why do computer programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?",
   "answer": "Because Oct31 = Dec25"
 },
 {
   "id": 1928,
   "question": "How does a Trumpie become a smooth talker?",
   "answer": "Takes a laxative."
 },
 {
   "id": 1929,
   "question": "Why was the Trump voter arrested for shoplifting?",
   "answer": "Their supply list told them to \"jackboots.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 1930,
   "question": "When's the best time to procrastinate?",
   "answer": "Later. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1931,
   "question": "How many bones are there in a graveyard?",
   "answer": "A skeleTON."
 },
 {
   "id": 1932,
   "question": "What do you call a pizza chef on an airplane?",
   "answer": "A flying saucer."
 },
 {
   "id": 1933,
   "question": "Why did the cannibal go to KFC?",
   "answer": "He heard it was finger licking good."
 },
 {
   "id": 1934,
   "question": "Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?",
   "answer": "So she can moan with the other."
 },
 {
   "id": 1935,
   "question": "What is an engineer's favorite Halloween candy?",
   "answer": "Dork chocolate"
 },
 {
   "id": 1936,
   "question": "What would a cross-dressing psychologist wear?",
   "answer": "A Freudian slip"
 },
 {
   "id": 1937,
   "question": "My father was a seal, my mother was a yak. What does that make me?",
   "answer": "Wheat intolerant."
 },
 {
   "id": 1938,
   "question": "How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?",
   "answer": "I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg."
 },
 {
   "id": 1939,
   "question": "How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "The parents would love to know."
 },
 {
   "id": 1940,
   "question": "How many ants can you fit inside an apartment ?",
   "answer": "Ten-ants !"
 },
 {
   "id": 1941,
   "question": "What does a mediating blond girl sound like?",
   "answer": "\"Ummmmmmmmmm....\""
 },
 {
   "id": 1942,
   "question": "Why do babies make bad mechanics?",
   "answer": "They have poorly developed motor skills. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1943,
   "question": "What do you call four Mexicans drowning?",
   "answer": "Cuatro sinko"
 },
 {
   "id": 1944,
   "question": "What does \"IDK\" mean?",
   "answer": "I keep asking people, but they don't know either."
 },
 {
   "id": 1945,
   "question": "What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?",
   "answer": "He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit."
 },
 {
   "id": 1946,
   "question": "What is Apple users favorite movie?",
   "answer": "No Escape"
 },
 {
   "id": 1947,
   "question": "What does Lenin say when he his angry?",
   "answer": "I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1948,
   "question": "Did you hear about the kid who got his legs blown off?",
   "answer": "He's a whole two feet shorter."
 },
 {
   "id": 1949,
   "question": "Did you know Hitler was blinded in WW1?",
   "answer": "That's when he became a not-see"
 },
 {
   "id": 1950,
   "question": "What's Trump's favorite place to shop?",
   "answer": "                       "
 },
 {
   "id": 1951,
   "question": "A Greek, a Spaniard and a Portuguese all walk into a bar. Who pays?",
   "answer": "Germany. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1952,
   "question": "What's a baby seals favourite drink?",
   "answer": "Canadian club on the rocks."
 },
 {
   "id": 1953,
   "question": "What do builders and Reddit both hate?",
   "answer": "Shitty posts "
 },
 {
   "id": 1954,
   "question": "Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?",
   "answer": "They like horsin' around."
 },
 {
   "id": 1955,
   "question": "You know why Santa Claus doesn't have any children?",
   "answer": "Because he only comes once a year and that's down a chimney."
 },
 {
   "id": 1956,
   "question": "What do you call a hippie's wife?",
   "answer": "Mississippi"
 },
 {
   "id": 1957,
   "question": "Why did the plastic surgeon create a surgery to move your ears forward?",
   "answer": "Because he wanted to create a new front-ear!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1958,
   "question": "How do you titillate an ocelot?",
   "answer": "You oscillate its tit a lot."
 },
 {
   "id": 1959,
   "question": "What do you call a disorganized florist?",
   "answer": "Out of sequins! "
 },
 {
   "id": 1960,
   "question": "What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?",
   "answer": "How much damage can their Weiner make..."
 },
 {
   "id": 1961,
   "question": "What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?",
   "answer": "He goes back 4 seconds."
 },
 {
   "id": 1962,
   "question": "What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?",
   "answer": "A receding hareline."
 },
 {
   "id": 1963,
   "question": "What would you call a rock digger's mistake?",
   "answer": "A miner infraction!  From  , posted by "
 },
 {
   "id": 1964,
   "question": "So everyone knows why 6 is afraid of 7. But by was 5 Afraid if 7?",
   "answer": "Because 7 is a Six offender Edit: should say \"But why is 5 afraid of 7?\" Sorry"
 },
 {
   "id": 1965,
   "question": "Who's the top selling author in Russia?",
   "answer": "Salman Rush B"
 },
 {
   "id": 1966,
   "question": "Is this the Reddit where I submit my jokes?",
   "answer": "Cause I'm not finding a spot to attach my cover letter. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1967,
   "question": "What's a gynecologist's favorite bird?",
   "answer": "A Bald Kegel. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1968,
   "question": "Why did the blind woman fall into the well?",
   "answer": "Because she couldn't see that well."
 },
 {
   "id": 1969,
   "question": "Which way did the programmer go?",
   "answer": "He went data way."
 },
 {
   "id": 1970,
   "question": "What do you call a fake noodle?",
   "answer": "An impasta."
 },
 {
   "id": 1971,
   "question": "Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?",
   "answer": "Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1972,
   "question": "What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?",
   "answer": "Your Oklahomie."
 },
 {
   "id": 1973,
   "question": "Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?",
   "answer": "It's just what we tend to do"
 },
 {
   "id": 1974,
   "question": "Did you hear about the french man who got raped by a group of mimes?",
   "answer": "They did unspeakable things to him."
 },
 {
   "id": 1975,
   "question": "Did you hear about the emo who appealed for admission into Harvard?",
   "answer": "He didn't make the cut "
 },
 {
   "id": 1976,
   "question": "How can you tell an ant's gender?",
   "answer": "Edit: Sorry about the repost, heard this joke from a friend, who, in turn, saw it on Twitter. :):"
 },
 {
   "id": 1977,
   "question": "Did you hear about the kid who used to google things about the past?",
   "answer": "He has a history of having a history about history "
 },
 {
   "id": 1978,
   "question": "What is the most essential part of any joke?",
   "answer": "The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered."
 },
 {
   "id": 1979,
   "question": "Did you hear about the racist Mexican?",
   "answer": "He joined the que que que "
 },
 {
   "id": 1980,
   "question": "What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?",
   "answer": "\"IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?\""
 },
 {
   "id": 1981,
   "question": "What do you call a guy with no head?",
   "answer": "Sexually frustrated"
 },
 {
   "id": 1982,
   "question": "How do you spell badly?",
   "answer": "With a broken magic wand."
 },
 {
   "id": 1983,
   "question": "Ever tried Ethiopian food?",
   "answer": "No? Neither have they."
 },
 {
   "id": 1984,
   "question": "If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, what would he be famous for?",
   "answer": "Old age"
 },
 {
   "id": 1985,
   "question": "Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?",
   "answer": "Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)"
 },
 {
   "id": 1986,
   "question": "Why didn't the melons get married?",
   "answer": "Because they cantaloupe..."
 },
 {
   "id": 1987,
   "question": "Where did the Irish poo come in the race?",
   "answer": "Turd."
 },
 {
   "id": 1988,
   "question": "Is your ass okay?",
   "answer": "It has a crack in it. "
 },
 {
   "id": 1989,
   "question": "How does Moses makes his coffee?",
   "answer": "Hebrews it."
 },
 {
   "id": 1990,
   "question": "Why did 10 die?",
   "answer": "Because it was in the middle of 9 11"
 },
 {
   "id": 1991,
   "question": "What's common between Canadians and Belgians?",
   "answer": "They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too."
 },
 {
   "id": 1992,
   "question": "What kind of jokes does a zombie make?",
   "answer": "Dad jokes."
 },
 {
   "id": 1993,
   "question": "Why the tourists feel so happy driving by Taj Mahal?",
   "answer": "Because they're going via Agra!"
 },
 {
   "id": 1994,
   "question": "Why do cool guys never look at explosions?",
   "answer": "Because they die in them."
 },
 {
   "id": 1995,
   "question": "What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?",
   "answer": "Blue Sonnet"
 },
 {
   "id": 1996,
   "question": "Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?",
   "answer": "Because you need a soul for that."
 },
 {
   "id": 1997,
   "question": "Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?",
   "answer": "They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)"
 },
 {
   "id": 1998,
   "question": "Wanna find out how I made my dick 12 inches?",
   "answer": "I folded it in half."
 },
 {
   "id": 1999,
   "question": "Did you hear about the mummy that reached the top 10 with his new album?",
   "answer": "People say it's cause he has the tightest wraps"
 },
 {
   "id": 2000,
   "question": "What's the smartest cookie?",
   "answer": "Academia nut "
 },
 {
   "id": 2001,
   "question": "What do you get when 42 goes into 45?",
   "answer": "Chelsea."
 },
 {
   "id": 2002,
   "question": "what do you call a hooker with a runny nose?",
   "answer": "full."
 },
 {
   "id": 2003,
   "question": "What do you get when you have the ghost of a French Viking?",
   "answer": "Paranorman"
 },
 {
   "id": 2004,
   "question": "What's the real reason why SJWs hate guns?",
   "answer": "They don't come with trigger warnings."
 },
 {
   "id": 2005,
   "question": "What do you call a group of spoiled children?",
   "answer": "The government"
 },
 {
   "id": 2006,
   "question": "What do you call a misplaced table?",
   "answer": "A stray table. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2007,
   "question": "What do you call a bad riddle?",
   "answer": "Voldemort"
 },
 {
   "id": 2008,
   "question": "Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??",
   "answer": "I was told they were sick of being subordinates. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2009,
   "question": "What does a mushroom on a Harley sound like?",
   "answer": "Shroom, shroom. shroom"
 },
 {
   "id": 2010,
   "question": "Why do chemists go to the gym so much?",
   "answer": "Before they titrate, they need to get buffer!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2011,
   "question": "What do you call an Israeli that's into Japanese culture?",
   "answer": "A Weea-Jew"
 },
 {
   "id": 2012,
   "question": "You know what Nixon did wrong?",
   "answer": "He only broke into the watergate hotel once. He should have done it everyday. Then it would have been normal. Yes, you got it, jokes on you. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2013,
   "question": "Where do shemales live?",
   "answer": "In Transylvania"
 },
 {
   "id": 2014,
   "question": "I've got a golden shower head I'm trying to get rid of. Any takers?",
   "answer": "Maybe I should just liquify it."
 },
 {
   "id": 2015,
   "question": "What do you call a man with no religion?",
   "answer": "Godfrey"
 },
 {
   "id": 2016,
   "question": "How many ameobas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two! ..."
 },
 {
   "id": 2017,
   "question": "What happens when you run away from tomatos?",
   "answer": "They ketchup."
 },
 {
   "id": 2018,
   "question": "What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?",
   "answer": "They only have one I."
 },
 {
   "id": 2019,
   "question": "Why do Mimes have no benefits?",
   "answer": "Because they never speak up."
 },
 {
   "id": 2020,
   "question": "What are seals made out of?",
   "answer": "Cealls"
 },
 {
   "id": 2021,
   "question": "What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?",
   "answer": "All are equally oxymoronic."
 },
 {
   "id": 2022,
   "question": "Where do fishes keep their money?",
   "answer": "In river banks"
 },
 {
   "id": 2023,
   "question": "Why are Aspirins and Paracetamol white?",
   "answer": "Well, you want them to work, don't you?"
 },
 {
   "id": 2024,
   "question": "What's The Difference Between Donald Trump and a Bucket of Shit?",
   "answer": "The Bucket!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2025,
   "question": "What do you call a cat on fire?",
   "answer": "A fur-nace"
 },
 {
   "id": 2026,
   "question": "Why do intersecting lines hate each other?",
   "answer": "Because they do nothing except making themselves cross."
 },
 {
   "id": 2027,
   "question": "How do Japanese chihuahuas say hello?",
   "answer": "\"Konnichihuahua\""
 },
 {
   "id": 2028,
   "question": "Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?",
   "answer": "Because Sheeran"
 },
 {
   "id": 2029,
   "question": "What do you call it when you shoot 49 hot loads in people at a gay bar?",
   "answer": "An Orlando     sheet party..."
 },
 {
   "id": 2030,
   "question": "What do you call the study of Japanese sound?",
   "answer": "Yakuztics"
 },
 {
   "id": 2031,
   "question": "What country are the majority of dress pants made?",
   "answer": "Khakistan!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2032,
   "question": "How do people with injured hands commute to work?",
   "answer": "Carpool tunnels"
 },
 {
   "id": 2033,
   "question": "How did alien defeat predator?",
   "answer": "\"Hi, why don't you have a seat right over there please..\""
 },
 {
   "id": 2034,
   "question": "How do computers measure pain?",
   "answer": "Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)"
 },
 {
   "id": 2035,
   "question": "Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?",
   "answer": "Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan."
 },
 {
   "id": 2036,
   "question": "What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?",
   "answer": "Ones a cunning array of stunts. . ."
 },
 {
   "id": 2037,
   "question": "What's the difference between a peeping tom and a pickpocket?",
   "answer": "A pickpocket snatches watches"
 },
 {
   "id": 2038,
   "question": "Why can’t Kim Kardashian find her asshole?",
   "answer": "He’s back on tour."
 },
 {
   "id": 2039,
   "question": "So a Korean man, a Syrian man, and a Mexican man are all in a truck. Who's driving?",
   "answer": "Immigration."
 },
 {
   "id": 2040,
   "question": "What’s baked every day and sells itself?",
   "answer": "My sister."
 },
 {
   "id": 2041,
   "question": "What kind of yogurt does a skeleton eat?",
   "answer": "Actibia."
 },
 {
   "id": 2042,
   "question": "What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?",
   "answer": "Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range."
 },
 {
   "id": 2043,
   "question": "What is faster hot or cold?",
   "answer": "Hot because you can actually \"catch a cold\"."
 },
 {
   "id": 2044,
   "question": "What the difference between Trump and a pickpocket?",
   "answer": "A pickpocket snatches watches"
 },
 {
   "id": 2045,
   "question": "What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?",
   "answer": "The baby grows up and learns to stop crying."
 },
 {
   "id": 2046,
   "question": "Did you hear about the houses that fell in love?",
   "answer": "It was a lawn-distance relationship."
 },
 {
   "id": 2047,
   "question": "How many redditors does it take to write a punchline for a Holocaust joke?",
   "answer": "Not as many as it takes to point out that they did Nazi it coming."
 },
 {
   "id": 2048,
   "question": "What's brown and sounds like a bell?",
   "answer": "Dung"
 },
 {
   "id": 2049,
   "question": "What did the leper give to the whore?",
   "answer": "A tip"
 },
 {
   "id": 2050,
   "question": "Why are libraries so strict?",
   "answer": "Because they have to go by the book."
 },
 {
   "id": 2051,
   "question": "Why is it okay for an ice company to commit fraud?",
   "answer": "Their assets are already frozen!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2052,
   "question": "What is a snowman's favorite kind of carpet?",
   "answer": "BRRR BRRR"
 },
 {
   "id": 2053,
   "question": "What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?",
   "answer": "Isaac Newton died a virgin"
 },
 {
   "id": 2054,
   "question": "Wife: Where the hell have you been? It's 3 o'clock in the morning?",
   "answer": "Me: I've been playing poker with some blokes. Wife: Playing poker with some blokes? You can pack your bags and fucking leave. Me: So can you sweetheart; this ain't our fucking house anymore!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2055,
   "question": "Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?",
   "answer": "Because he's got a hollow-weenie."
 },
 {
   "id": 2056,
   "question": "How many donuts could fit on the erect male penis?",
   "answer": "2 1/2"
 },
 {
   "id": 2057,
   "question": "What does a vegetarian zombie eat?",
   "answer": "Graaaaaaiiiiiinnns"
 },
 {
   "id": 2058,
   "question": "I challenge you to a battle of wits at high noon! Do you accept?",
   "answer": "Yes you say?! Well consider yourself mentally challenged."
 },
 {
   "id": 2059,
   "question": "Whats's Glenn's favourite restaurant?",
   "answer": "Popeyes"
 },
 {
   "id": 2060,
   "question": "Have you heard the one about the three holes in the ground?",
   "answer": "Well well well..."
 },
 {
   "id": 2061,
   "question": "What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?",
   "answer": "\"Sorry, I http\""
 },
 {
   "id": 2062,
   "question": "Dracula & Frankenstein are in the heavyweight championship. Who wins?",
   "answer": "Dracula. Frankenstein went down for the count."
 },
 {
   "id": 2063,
   "question": "What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?",
   "answer": "\"I charge five dollars if it’s a boy and five dollars if it’s a girl. Let’s just say this one’s on the house.”"
 },
 {
   "id": 2064,
   "question": "What do Donald Trump and Bill Cosby have in common?",
   "answer": "Neither one will rape a Mexican."
 },
 {
   "id": 2065,
   "question": "What do feet and fairytales have in common?",
   "answer": "They're both leg ends."
 },
 {
   "id": 2066,
   "question": "Why did Donald Trump watch the olympics?",
   "answer": "To see how high the mexicans pole vaulters can jump"
 },
 {
   "id": 2067,
   "question": "What did the child rapist have for breakfast?",
   "answer": "This morning I had pancakes."
 },
 {
   "id": 2068,
   "question": "Why do they call it PMS?",
   "answer": "Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken."
 },
 {
   "id": 2069,
   "question": "What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?",
   "answer": "\"Hold onto your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 2070,
   "question": "Why wasn't Hillary Clinton prosecuted?",
   "answer": "She deserves affair trial. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2071,
   "question": "What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza?",
   "answer": "A pizza doesn't shoot up a school."
 },
 {
   "id": 2072,
   "question": "How do you starve a black man?",
   "answer": "You don't let him eat. . What, did you think I was going to say something about work boots? Racist dick."
 },
 {
   "id": 2073,
   "question": "How do chinese people laugh over the internet?",
   "answer": "Lmao Zedong"
 },
 {
   "id": 2074,
   "question": "What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?",
   "answer": "Elephino"
 },
 {
   "id": 2075,
   "question": "What do you call a hot pepper with nothing inside it?",
   "answer": "A hollowpeno"
 },
 {
   "id": 2076,
   "question": "Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?",
   "answer": "You have to drop the bomb twice."
 },
 {
   "id": 2077,
   "question": "Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?",
   "answer": "They ran out of juice!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2078,
   "question": "Which Donald Trump quote is both racist and misogynistic at the same time?",
   "answer": "No Juan has more respect for women than I do."
 },
 {
   "id": 2079,
   "question": "Why nuns don't wear bras?",
   "answer": "God supports everything."
 },
 {
   "id": 2080,
   "question": "How do you keep a redditor in suspense?",
   "answer": "[removed]"
 },
 {
   "id": 2081,
   "question": "How many SJW's does it take to change a 90w lightbulb?",
   "answer": "Did you just assume my wattage??? FLICKERED"
 },
 {
   "id": 2082,
   "question": "What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?",
   "answer": "I'd say it's fifty fifty"
 },
 {
   "id": 2083,
   "question": "What does Hillary and a rape victim have in common?",
   "answer": "They've both been f***** by a rapist"
 },
 {
   "id": 2084,
   "question": "Why is 6 afraid of 7?",
   "answer": "Because 7 is a registered six offender."
 },
 {
   "id": 2085,
   "question": "What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?",
   "answer": "Irrelevant. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2086,
   "question": "What did the old fly say to the young fly?",
   "answer": "I've seen a lot of shit!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2087,
   "question": "What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?",
   "answer": "I'll keep an eye out for you!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2088,
   "question": "What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?",
   "answer": "\"Wham, bam, thank you fam\""
 },
 {
   "id": 2089,
   "question": "What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?",
   "answer": "\"Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!\" "
 },
 {
   "id": 2090,
   "question": "Why did the man driving the broken car end up in his mothers basement?",
   "answer": "He had nowhere else to turn"
 },
 {
   "id": 2091,
   "question": "What's the difference between pink and purple?",
   "answer": "The grip. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2092,
   "question": "What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?",
   "answer": "You break them at the middle and load them from behind"
 },
 {
   "id": 2093,
   "question": "Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?",
   "answer": "Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all"
 },
 {
   "id": 2094,
   "question": "How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?",
   "answer": "Alarmed."
 },
 {
   "id": 2095,
   "question": "Where was the toothbrush invented?",
   "answer": "West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush"
 },
 {
   "id": 2096,
   "question": "What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?",
   "answer": "A flat minor"
 },
 {
   "id": 2097,
   "question": "What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?",
   "answer": "When stoners are smoking, they don't explode."
 },
 {
   "id": 2098,
   "question": "How do mathematicians count x-men?",
   "answer": "Permutations."
 },
 {
   "id": 2099,
   "question": "How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "Who knows, they never get the house. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2100,
   "question": "What does Pontiac stand for?",
   "answer": "Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac.  Ba dum tssss "
 },
 {
   "id": 2101,
   "question": "Did you know Rick Grimes is an environmental activist?",
   "answer": "He's trying to save the reefs, because he wants to protect coral."
 },
 {
   "id": 2102,
   "question": "When is a pentagon not a pentagon?",
   "answer": "When it's intercepted by a separate plane."
 },
 {
   "id": 2103,
   "question": "Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?",
   "answer": "She had two pounds of crack in her knickers."
 },
 {
   "id": 2104,
   "question": "What do you call a pregnant stewardess?",
   "answer": "Pilot error"
 },
 {
   "id": 2105,
   "question": "Guess how I spell distraction?",
   "answer": "R-E-D-D-I-T"
 },
 {
   "id": 2106,
   "question": "How do you stop a hippie from drowning?",
   "answer": "Take your combat boot off his head. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2107,
   "question": "what does one rock use to propose to another rock?",
   "answer": "A bouldering. (Sorry guys ive been indoor rock climbing lately)"
 },
 {
   "id": 2108,
   "question": "What did the ghost say to the bumblebee?",
   "answer": "BOO BEE!!  <insert titty-twister here>"
 },
 {
   "id": 2109,
   "question": "How do you make a Holocaust joke funny?",
   "answer": "Jew kill all the people who'd be offended :L"
 },
 {
   "id": 2110,
   "question": "What is Harry Potters favourite way to get down a hill?",
   "answer": "Walking. Jk. Rolling"
 },
 {
   "id": 2111,
   "question": "How do bovines do math?",
   "answer": "They use a cow-culator!  Ba-dum-tsss!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2112,
   "question": "What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?",
   "answer": "A Sandy Hook survivor "
 },
 {
   "id": 2113,
   "question": "What letter never satisfies it's wife?",
   "answer": "The quick E"
 },
 {
   "id": 2114,
   "question": "What is the opposite of irony?",
   "answer": "Wrinkly. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2115,
   "question": "Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?",
   "answer": "To sharpen the knife "
 },
 {
   "id": 2116,
   "question": "How are baby androids born?",
   "answer": "From their mother's computerus."
 },
 {
   "id": 2117,
   "question": "Did you hear about the infant drag races?",
   "answer": "It's formula won."
 },
 {
   "id": 2118,
   "question": "Did you hear about the fire at the circus?",
   "answer": "It was in-tents."
 },
 {
   "id": 2119,
   "question": "What do you call a monk that likes vaporwave?",
   "answer": "A S C E T I C"
 },
 {
   "id": 2120,
   "question": "Why does Dr Pepper come in bottles?",
   "answer": "So his wife won't get pregnant"
 },
 {
   "id": 2121,
   "question": "How can you tell a clock is hungry?",
   "answer": "It goes back four seconds"
 },
 {
   "id": 2122,
   "question": "Why don't winemakers support feminism?",
   "answer": "Because they benefit from grape culture."
 },
 {
   "id": 2123,
   "question": "What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?",
   "answer": "British sign says \" Maximum 6 People/500kg\" Ethiopian sign says \"Maximum 500 People/6kg\""
 },
 {
   "id": 2124,
   "question": "What's he difference between a hormone and an enzyme?",
   "answer": ".. you can't hear an enzyme "
 },
 {
   "id": 2125,
   "question": "How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?",
   "answer": "They wear a rolex watch around their waist. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2126,
   "question": "What's a lawyer's favourite pastry?",
   "answer": "Suet"
 },
 {
   "id": 2127,
   "question": "what do you call kayne west at a mexican barbecue?",
   "answer": "Kanye asada."
 },
 {
   "id": 2128,
   "question": "How does Moses make his coffee?",
   "answer": "He brews it."
 },
 {
   "id": 2129,
   "question": "What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?",
   "answer": "An asphalt"
 },
 {
   "id": 2130,
   "question": "Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?",
   "answer": "It runs in your genes."
 },
 {
   "id": 2131,
   "question": "What basic skill do herb farmers always struggle with?",
   "answer": "Thyme management"
 },
 {
   "id": 2132,
   "question": "Why is Donald Trump opposed to bags of shredded cheese?",
   "answer": "Because he wants to make America grate again "
 },
 {
   "id": 2133,
   "question": "Will I have an open casket at my funeral?",
   "answer": "Remains to be seen."
 },
 {
   "id": 2134,
   "question": "Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?",
   "answer": "He was trying to save Krypton"
 },
 {
   "id": 2135,
   "question": "How does Chuck Norris go fishing?",
   "answer": "\"You, you and you. Get out.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 2136,
   "question": "How do you estimate your kids lifespan?",
   "answer": "Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27."
 },
 {
   "id": 2137,
   "question": "What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?",
   "answer": "You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore"
 },
 {
   "id": 2138,
   "question": "Where do weeaboos holiday?",
   "answer": "Kawaii"
 },
 {
   "id": 2139,
   "question": "What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?",
   "answer": "Decom-pose. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2140,
   "question": "What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp?",
   "answer": "And Abori-genie."
 },
 {
   "id": 2141,
   "question": "Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?",
   "answer": "There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number."
 },
 {
   "id": 2142,
   "question": "Why can't you fool an aborted baby?",
   "answer": "They weren't born yesterday."
 },
 {
   "id": 2143,
   "question": "What's the best thing about being a meth head?",
   "answer": "1 sleep until Christmas."
 },
 {
   "id": 2144,
   "question": "Why doesn't Melania Trump want her husband to become President?",
   "answer": "She doesn't want to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2145,
   "question": "What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?",
   "answer": "Attire."
 },
 {
   "id": 2146,
   "question": "In hell, Why is Hitler buried up to his eyeballs in shit, but Stalin is only buried to his nose?",
   "answer": "Because Stalin in standing on Lennins shoulders. From a Russian friend."
 },
 {
   "id": 2147,
   "question": "Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?",
   "answer": "they wanted to restore the CNNomies"
 },
 {
   "id": 2148,
   "question": "What is a firewalker's favorite snack?",
   "answer": "Tostitos."
 },
 {
   "id": 2149,
   "question": "Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?",
   "answer": "Because in Japan they're rocksmiths. 🤘"
 },
 {
   "id": 2150,
   "question": "What do you call a Cow on the moon?",
   "answer": "A Moo - nwalker"
 },
 {
   "id": 2151,
   "question": "Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween?",
   "answer": "Too many spooks."
 },
 {
   "id": 2152,
   "question": "What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?",
   "answer": "10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2153,
   "question": "What do Grammar Nazis support?",
   "answer": "The Third Write "
 },
 {
   "id": 2154,
   "question": "Why do elephants wear green shoes?",
   "answer": "So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?"
 },
 {
   "id": 2155,
   "question": "What do you call half a kitten?",
   "answer": "Leftovers"
 },
 {
   "id": 2156,
   "question": "What spell does harry Potter use on halloween?",
   "answer": "Spoopify"
 },
 {
   "id": 2157,
   "question": "What do Donald Trump and the milk in my fridge have in common?",
   "answer": "It better get thrown out by November 8 or else I'm going to get violently sick."
 },
 {
   "id": 2158,
   "question": "Why are Skeleton's so calm?",
   "answer": "Because nothing gets under their skin."
 },
 {
   "id": 2159,
   "question": "Why did the snowman get fired from his job?",
   "answer": "He was a snow call, snow show. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2160,
   "question": "What did the wicked chicken lay?",
   "answer": "A deviled egg. Hmath out."
 },
 {
   "id": 2161,
   "question": "What family history website do rednecks use?",
   "answer": "Incestry.com"
 },
 {
   "id": 2162,
   "question": "What do you call weed grown in a ceramic container?",
   "answer": "Pothead plants."
 },
 {
   "id": 2163,
   "question": "What did the police man say when he arrested the remote control that beat up his wife?",
   "answer": "'I charge you with battery'"
 },
 {
   "id": 2164,
   "question": "Why is there no such thing as a great golfer?",
   "answer": "The best ones are consistently sub-par."
 },
 {
   "id": 2165,
   "question": "What does a Jewish pedophile says?",
   "answer": "\"Hey kid, you wanna buy a candy?\" "
 },
 {
   "id": 2166,
   "question": "What happened when Cinderella got to the ball ?",
   "answer": "She gagged."
 },
 {
   "id": 2167,
   "question": "Why did the medieval Indian go to the doctor?",
   "answer": "He was feeling a bit Sikh"
 },
 {
   "id": 2168,
   "question": "Why can't fashion designers play uno?",
   "answer": "Because they always draw a cardigan. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2169,
   "question": "Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?",
   "answer": "It never worked out because they never met"
 },
 {
   "id": 2170,
   "question": "Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?",
   "answer": "Because he is PM not AM"
 },
 {
   "id": 2171,
   "question": "What does your breath smell like after a funeral?",
   "answer": "Mourning breath!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2172,
   "question": "What do you get a mathematician for his stag night?",
   "answer": "A parallelogram."
 },
 {
   "id": 2173,
   "question": "Did you hear the one about the pizza?",
   "answer": "Na, it's too cheesy!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2174,
   "question": "What do you call a feminist from LA?",
   "answer": "A SoCal Justice Warrior."
 },
 {
   "id": 2175,
   "question": "How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?",
   "answer": "He works it out with a pencil."
 },
 {
   "id": 2176,
   "question": "Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?",
   "answer": "Because it's pretty basic stuff."
 },
 {
   "id": 2177,
   "question": "What happens when Donald gets a boner?",
   "answer": "A Trup vote."
 },
 {
   "id": 2178,
   "question": "Why can’t you trust an atom?",
   "answer": "Because they make up literally everything"
 },
 {
   "id": 2179,
   "question": "Did you hear about the shipment of Viagra that was stolen?",
   "answer": "Police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals."
 },
 {
   "id": 2180,
   "question": "One day I got this huge erection. I started running and hit a wall. You know what broke?",
   "answer": "My nose"
 },
 {
   "id": 2181,
   "question": "What do you call it when Bill Clinton gets an erection?",
   "answer": "A political uprising."
 },
 {
   "id": 2182,
   "question": "Why is there cotton in pill bottles?",
   "answer": "To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers."
 },
 {
   "id": 2183,
   "question": "What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg?",
   "answer": "One's an overblown Nazi gasbag  and the other's a dirigible. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2184,
   "question": "What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?",
   "answer": "A small medium at large! "
 },
 {
   "id": 2185,
   "question": "What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?",
   "answer": "Boko Harambe"
 },
 {
   "id": 2186,
   "question": "How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?",
   "answer": "He doesn't, they are both Aryans."
 },
 {
   "id": 2187,
   "question": "Why are blacksmiths seen as very nosy?",
   "answer": "Because the are always metal-ing."
 },
 {
   "id": 2188,
   "question": "Why was the cancer doctor so tired?",
   "answer": "He was always oncol"
 },
 {
   "id": 2189,
   "question": "Did you know the government puts ground beef in the chem trails?",
   "answer": "That explains the meatier showers."
 },
 {
   "id": 2190,
   "question": "When an Amish buggy breaks down on the side of the road, who do they call?",
   "answer": "Triple Hay "
 },
 {
   "id": 2191,
   "question": "What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?",
   "answer": "Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?"
 },
 {
   "id": 2192,
   "question": "What did the stamp say to the envelope?",
   "answer": "Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out."
 },
 {
   "id": 2193,
   "question": "What's every driver's favorite super hero?",
   "answer": "Green Arrow"
 },
 {
   "id": 2194,
   "question": "What is a vampires favourite food?",
   "answer": "Vampires aren't real"
 },
 {
   "id": 2195,
   "question": "What did the homeless man get for christmas?",
   "answer": "Nothing"
 },
 {
   "id": 2196,
   "question": "You know what really hurts me inside?",
   "answer": "Internal bleeding"
 },
 {
   "id": 2197,
   "question": "Why do american bears have forelimbs?",
   "answer": "They have the right to bear arms"
 },
 {
   "id": 2198,
   "question": "Why did the Scarecrow get a raise?",
   "answer": "He was outstanding in his field!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2199,
   "question": "What do you call a scholarly cop?",
   "answer": "A phil-officer. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2200,
   "question": "Isn't it so wierd when you're thinking about someone and then they suddenly appear?",
   "answer": "Anyway my dad just caught me browsing "
 },
 {
   "id": 2201,
   "question": "Who is the best underwater Transformer?",
   "answer": "Octopus Prime!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2202,
   "question": "Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom?",
   "answer": "Because he was fat and ugly and no one liked him"
 },
 {
   "id": 2203,
   "question": "What do Elton John and the Berlin wall have in common?",
   "answer": "Alot of young men went over it. And they would cowardly get shot from the back. Credits to Jeroom."
 },
 {
   "id": 2204,
   "question": "What is the difference between Jam and Jelly?",
   "answer": "I can't jelly my dick down your throat. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2205,
   "question": "What do humans and sharks have in common?",
   "answer": "The great ones are always white."
 },
 {
   "id": 2206,
   "question": "Why was the daybreak sad?",
   "answer": "Because it was in morning."
 },
 {
   "id": 2207,
   "question": "What's green and red and goes 100 mph?",
   "answer": "A frog in a blender."
 },
 {
   "id": 2208,
   "question": "Did you hear Snow White got thrown out of Disney Land?",
   "answer": "They caught her sitting on Pinocchio's Face yelling \"Lie you little fucker "
 },
 {
   "id": 2209,
   "question": "What should you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle?",
   "answer": "Wipe it off and apologise."
 },
 {
   "id": 2210,
   "question": "What is the difference between an onion and a hooker?",
   "answer": "I always cry when I cut an onion"
 },
 {
   "id": 2211,
   "question": "How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?",
   "answer": "Udderly useless."
 },
 {
   "id": 2212,
   "question": "Where do detectives go to have a drink?",
   "answer": "The Search Bar."
 },
 {
   "id": 2213,
   "question": "Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and his left leg?",
   "answer": "He was all right."
 },
 {
   "id": 2214,
   "question": "Why was C afraid ?",
   "answer": "Because other alphabets were "
 },
 {
   "id": 2215,
   "question": "What's the name of that German Video game with the polite gorilla?",
   "answer": "Danke Kong"
 },
 {
   "id": 2216,
   "question": "What kind of gum do bees chew?",
   "answer": "BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2217,
   "question": "What's the difference between a pothead and a gay Muslim?",
   "answer": "Potheads get stoned by choice."
 },
 {
   "id": 2218,
   "question": "How many Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to screw in a light-bulb?",
   "answer": "None. They like to live in the darkness."
 },
 {
   "id": 2219,
   "question": "What's the leading cause of death among wizards?",
   "answer": "Staff infection"
 },
 {
   "id": 2220,
   "question": "Why did the scarecrow get an award?",
   "answer": "Because he was outstanding in his field!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2221,
   "question": "Did you hear about the bulimic bachelor party?",
   "answer": "The cake comes out of the girl."
 },
 {
   "id": 2222,
   "question": "How do you blind a Chinese man?",
   "answer": "lay floss over their eyes"
 },
 {
   "id": 2223,
   "question": "Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?",
   "answer": "The Czech engine light is always on."
 },
 {
   "id": 2224,
   "question": "Why does my wife like to fuck when she's on the rag?",
   "answer": "If I wanted to see her blood id look at her face after the Eagles lose."
 },
 {
   "id": 2225,
   "question": "What weapon does a thin pirate use?",
   "answer": "A skinnytar."
 },
 {
   "id": 2226,
   "question": "Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?",
   "answer": "Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll "
 },
 {
   "id": 2227,
   "question": "What do you call the mafia of aggressive pepper salesmen?",
   "answer": "The all up in yo business."
 },
 {
   "id": 2228,
   "question": "Did you hear about those campers who were rattled by some storms?",
   "answer": "They were in tents "
 },
 {
   "id": 2229,
   "question": "Why are men smarter than women?",
   "answer": "They have two heads."
 },
 {
   "id": 2230,
   "question": "Why don’t Trump supporters call 911 in an emergency?",
   "answer": "They can't find eleven on the keypad.  "
 },
 {
   "id": 2231,
   "question": "Why did the Fonz give up on Love?",
   "answer": "Because he was AAAAAYYYYYYY-Sexual"
 },
 {
   "id": 2232,
   "question": "What does Trump's hair and a thong have in common?",
   "answer": "They both barely cover the asshole."
 },
 {
   "id": 2233,
   "question": "What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?",
   "answer": "You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2234,
   "question": "Have you seen that new documentary about constipation?",
   "answer": "Oh that's right, it hasn't come out yet.."
 },
 {
   "id": 2235,
   "question": "What goes clop clop clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop clop clop?",
   "answer": "An Amish drive-by shooting"
 },
 {
   "id": 2236,
   "question": "Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?",
   "answer": "It runs in your jeans!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2237,
   "question": "Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?",
   "answer": "He pasta away!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2238,
   "question": "What did the Computer Processor say when it was overclocked?",
   "answer": "It Hertz."
 },
 {
   "id": 2239,
   "question": "What's Jesus' favorite car?",
   "answer": "A Christler."
 },
 {
   "id": 2240,
   "question": "What do I know about dwarves?",
   "answer": "Very little."
 },
 {
   "id": 2241,
   "question": "How does the alchemist please his wife?",
   "answer": "Elixir!!!!!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2242,
   "question": "Boy or Girl?",
   "answer": "A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It's a girl. She's my daughter. A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father. B: I'm not. I'm her mother."
 },
 {
   "id": 2243,
   "question": "What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?",
   "answer": "European!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2244,
   "question": "What do you call it when a chicken sees a salad?",
   "answer": "A Chicken Caesar salad"
 },
 {
   "id": 2245,
   "question": "How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?",
   "answer": "When there's a tampon behind her ear and she's looking for her pencil. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2246,
   "question": "What does it feel like getting fucked up the ass at one million thrusts per second?",
   "answer": "I dunno, but I bet it mega-hurts!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2247,
   "question": "If there is earth on planet Earth, why aren't there Jews on Jupiter?",
   "answer": "Because it's a gas planet."
 },
 {
   "id": 2248,
   "question": "Why did Sally fall off the swing?",
   "answer": "Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving"
 },
 {
   "id": 2249,
   "question": "Why was Hillary Clinton so happy on the Battlefield1 release day?",
   "answer": ".... she uses her own servers"
 },
 {
   "id": 2250,
   "question": "What do inbreds do on Halloween?",
   "answer": "Pump Kin "
 },
 {
   "id": 2251,
   "question": "What did the unimpressed wind turbine say?",
   "answer": "I'm not a fan."
 },
 {
   "id": 2252,
   "question": "Why don't black people dream?",
   "answer": "The last black man to have a dream got shot."
 },
 {
   "id": 2253,
   "question": "Have you guys tried Wookie meat?",
   "answer": "I heard that it's a little Chewy"
 },
 {
   "id": 2254,
   "question": "Which horse runs the city?",
   "answer": "The mare, of course"
 },
 {
   "id": 2255,
   "question": "What do you call an Irish R n B singer who's always happy to do something for you?",
   "answer": "Mary J O'Blige"
 },
 {
   "id": 2256,
   "question": "What do Japanese guys do when they have erections?",
   "answer": "Vote"
 },
 {
   "id": 2257,
   "question": "What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?",
   "answer": "Toilet trees."
 },
 {
   "id": 2258,
   "question": "Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?",
   "answer": "Because he had no attachments"
 },
 {
   "id": 2259,
   "question": "What's it called when the queen farts?",
   "answer": "Helium Neon Argon Krypton Xenon Radon"
 },
 {
   "id": 2260,
   "question": "What' is a pirate's least favourite letter?",
   "answer": "Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ..."
 },
 {
   "id": 2261,
   "question": "Hey, remember that time Trump was almost president?",
   "answer": "Too soon?"
 },
 {
   "id": 2262,
   "question": "Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?",
   "answer": "Because his skeleton was in the closet"
 },
 {
   "id": 2263,
   "question": "Who's the most flexible man in the Bible?",
   "answer": "Job - he tied his ass to a tree and walked all the way to Jerusalem"
 },
 {
   "id": 2264,
   "question": "You guys wanna hear a black joke?",
   "answer": "Freedom."
 },
 {
   "id": 2265,
   "question": "What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?",
   "answer": "They both get toe food"
 },
 {
   "id": 2266,
   "question": "Do you know what happened to my tooth in the dentist's office?",
   "answer": "[Filled]"
 },
 {
   "id": 2267,
   "question": "Why do vegans don't like to kiss??",
   "answer": "It gives them butterflies in their stomach "
 },
 {
   "id": 2268,
   "question": "What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?",
   "answer": "They both like to throw a ho-down."
 },
 {
   "id": 2269,
   "question": "How do crabs leave the hospital?",
   "answer": "On crotches..."
 },
 {
   "id": 2270,
   "question": "What do you call Trump supporters?",
   "answer": "Trumpeteers.  Because he sure can toot his own horn.  ...before anyone freaks out. Hillary is also a deplorable person. It's a wonderful election season, ain't it folks?"
 },
 {
   "id": 2271,
   "question": "How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?",
   "answer": "Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke."
 },
 {
   "id": 2272,
   "question": "What did the erotic novel author get from his editor?",
   "answer": "Sticky notes. What did he get from his publisher? A hard copy."
 },
 {
   "id": 2273,
   "question": "How do tacos fair in a war?",
   "answer": "They tend to be shells of their former selves"
 },
 {
   "id": 2274,
   "question": "What do you call a really fast lamb?",
   "answer": "Lamborghini 😆"
 },
 {
   "id": 2275,
   "question": "Rabinowitz: Whatcha reading?",
   "answer": "Rabinowitz:  Whatcha reading? Topper:  Great Expectations. Rabinowitz:  Is it any good? Topper: Its not all I hoped for. Hot Shots Part Deux. Best joke in the movie. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2276,
   "question": "How do you call a dog with no legs?",
   "answer": "You don't call it dumbass, you go get it."
 },
 {
   "id": 2277,
   "question": "Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?",
   "answer": "They saw it as a sign to pare."
 },
 {
   "id": 2278,
   "question": "Who was the greatest female author in German history?",
   "answer": "Ann Schluss.  Her books had a way of taking over Czechoslovakia and Austria in particular. edit: Czechoslovakia & Austria"
 },
 {
   "id": 2279,
   "question": "Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?",
   "answer": "They're more of a kids meal."
 },
 {
   "id": 2280,
   "question": "Why did the flower fall over?",
   "answer": "It was a little daisy"
 },
 {
   "id": 2281,
   "question": "How did the pepper end up getting killed?",
   "answer": "A salt with deadly weapon"
 },
 {
   "id": 2282,
   "question": "What's the worst part about being a prostitute?",
   "answer": "The customer always comes first."
 },
 {
   "id": 2283,
   "question": "What do you do when you see a spaceman?",
   "answer": "You park your car, man. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2284,
   "question": "What's the difference between a mosquito and a nympho?",
   "answer": "A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it"
 },
 {
   "id": 2285,
   "question": "What do you call it when you have sex at the beach?",
   "answer": "Water-logged."
 },
 {
   "id": 2286,
   "question": "What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?",
   "answer": "Pulled pork."
 },
 {
   "id": 2287,
   "question": "What's the difference between a cat and a comma?",
   "answer": "One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause."
 },
 {
   "id": 2288,
   "question": "What is the difference between a normal and an irradiated cat?",
   "answer": "Irradiated cats have 18 half-lives"
 },
 {
   "id": 2289,
   "question": "What type of equipment do you operate for abortions?",
   "answer": "A baby excavator."
 },
 {
   "id": 2290,
   "question": "What's the temperature inside a TaunTaun?",
   "answer": "Lukewarm"
 },
 {
   "id": 2291,
   "question": "What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?",
   "answer": "Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke."
 },
 {
   "id": 2292,
   "question": "Have you ever had sex while camping?",
   "answer": "It's fucking intents"
 },
 {
   "id": 2293,
   "question": "Why isn't Hitler allowed on the grill?",
   "answer": "He burnt all the franks."
 },
 {
   "id": 2294,
   "question": "What color were Kurt Cobaine's eyes?",
   "answer": "Blue. One blue one way and one blue the other way."
 },
 {
   "id": 2295,
   "question": "Why did the Yogis declare that Donald Trump had become an Ascended Master?",
   "answer": "He could put his foot in his mouth with his head up his ass."
 },
 {
   "id": 2296,
   "question": "What would you call Hispanics if everyone in the world were completely equal?",
   "answer": "Equatinos"
 },
 {
   "id": 2297,
   "question": "What makes no sense?",
   "answer": "The Canadian Mint"
 },
 {
   "id": 2298,
   "question": "How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?",
   "answer": "The both leave your crotch on fire"
 },
 {
   "id": 2299,
   "question": "What did the black kid get for Christmas?",
   "answer": "My bike"
 },
 {
   "id": 2300,
   "question": "How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?",
   "answer": "F5."
 },
 {
   "id": 2301,
   "question": "What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?",
   "answer": "A guy will actually search for a golf ball."
 },
 {
   "id": 2302,
   "question": "Why can't you ever build a great relationship with an archer?",
   "answer": "Because at the end of they day they don't want any strings attached! "
 },
 {
   "id": 2303,
   "question": "What do you call a sleep walking nun?",
   "answer": "A roamin' Catholic."
 },
 {
   "id": 2304,
   "question": "What do you call a bouncer at a gay bar?",
   "answer": "A flamethrower"
 },
 {
   "id": 2305,
   "question": "How did German men pick up Jewish women in the 1940s?",
   "answer": "With a dustpan and broom."
 },
 {
   "id": 2306,
   "question": "Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?",
   "answer": "To contact those on the other side. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2307,
   "question": "What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?",
   "answer": "Maggie   "
 },
 {
   "id": 2308,
   "question": "What happened to the minter who went crazy?",
   "answer": "He stopped making cents."
 },
 {
   "id": 2309,
   "question": "Did you see the news story about the psychic midget that escaped from jail?",
   "answer": "The headline read, \"Psychic midget escapes from jail\""
 },
 {
   "id": 2310,
   "question": "Why did Russia lose the race?",
   "answer": "Because it was Stalin! edit: Sorry! Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them."
 },
 {
   "id": 2311,
   "question": "If rabbits could farm what would they grow?",
   "answer": "Wrong, hops."
 },
 {
   "id": 2312,
   "question": "What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?",
   "answer": "Some people are against shooting guns."
 },
 {
   "id": 2313,
   "question": "How do you make a dog drink?",
   "answer": "You put it in a blender."
 },
 {
   "id": 2314,
   "question": "what's black, white, orange and terrifying?",
   "answer": "My voters pamphlet."
 },
 {
   "id": 2315,
   "question": "What does Bo Jackson smell with?",
   "answer": "Bo nose"
 },
 {
   "id": 2316,
   "question": "What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?",
   "answer": "Garbage gets picked up!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2317,
   "question": "What makes an ISIS joke funny?",
   "answer": "The execution."
 },
 {
   "id": 2318,
   "question": "What happens to people who don't pay their income taxes?",
   "answer": "They run for president."
 },
 {
   "id": 2319,
   "question": "What does a lawyer wear to work?",
   "answer": "A law-suit"
 },
 {
   "id": 2320,
   "question": "What is the best thing about having sex with twenty nine years olds?",
   "answer": "There are twenty of them."
 },
 {
   "id": 2321,
   "question": "What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?",
   "answer": "Quarkiplier"
 },
 {
   "id": 2322,
   "question": "How much water does a frog need to breed?",
   "answer": "Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2323,
   "question": "who said that girls don't have a good sense of direction?",
   "answer": "they sure know their way down."
 },
 {
   "id": 2324,
   "question": "What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?",
   "answer": "Her miscarriage."
 },
 {
   "id": 2325,
   "question": "What did one hash brownie say to the other?",
   "answer": "We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other."
 },
 {
   "id": 2326,
   "question": "Has anyone ever been to Egypt?",
   "answer": "That place is one giant pyramid scheme!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2327,
   "question": "Do you know about the Chinese author who wrote a million page book?",
   "answer": "It was Wei Tu Long."
 },
 {
   "id": 2328,
   "question": "Why did the moron throw the clock out the window?",
   "answer": "Because it reminded him of Richard Clock, the man accused of viciously knife-raping his wife."
 },
 {
   "id": 2329,
   "question": "I have thirty foxes and twenty eight chickens. How many didn't?",
   "answer": "Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline; enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)"
 },
 {
   "id": 2330,
   "question": "How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?",
   "answer": "Carlos."
 },
 {
   "id": 2331,
   "question": "What is cooler than steam punk?",
   "answer": "Steam post-punk"
 },
 {
   "id": 2332,
   "question": "What is the definition of a polar bear?",
   "answer": "A: A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2333,
   "question": "What's a good place for legal hooker auctions?",
   "answer": "Ebae"
 },
 {
   "id": 2334,
   "question": "What do you call a group of birds that stick together?",
   "answer": "Vel-crows. You're welcome."
 },
 {
   "id": 2335,
   "question": "what martial arts did Jesus practice?",
   "answer": "..Jew Jitsu"
 },
 {
   "id": 2336,
   "question": "What does a reposted joke and your mama's tits have in common?",
   "answer": "Seen it. Seen it. Don't care for either."
 },
 {
   "id": 2337,
   "question": "Were you on Baywatch?",
   "answer": "Cause I've been watching you... bae.. More of a creepy line."
 },
 {
   "id": 2338,
   "question": "Want to hear a construction joke?",
   "answer": "Sorry, I'm still working on it."
 },
 {
   "id": 2339,
   "question": "What room is it?",
   "answer": "When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it? "
 },
 {
   "id": 2340,
   "question": "What is faster than a black person with your TV ?",
   "answer": "His brother with your DVD player."
 },
 {
   "id": 2341,
   "question": "What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?",
   "answer": "Snow balls. Ha"
 },
 {
   "id": 2342,
   "question": "What did the Moth say to the other Moth?",
   "answer": "I'Moth"
 },
 {
   "id": 2343,
   "question": "Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?",
   "answer": "He pasta away Please send olive your condolences to his family"
 },
 {
   "id": 2344,
   "question": "What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?",
   "answer": "An alligatorus"
 },
 {
   "id": 2345,
   "question": "Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?",
   "answer": "He has lots of antibodies."
 },
 {
   "id": 2346,
   "question": "Whats a Feminist's favorite math subject?",
   "answer": "Triggerednometry"
 },
 {
   "id": 2347,
   "question": "Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?",
   "answer": "Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days."
 },
 {
   "id": 2348,
   "question": "You know what ruins a rape?",
   "answer": "Consent"
 },
 {
   "id": 2349,
   "question": "Did you hear about the the horse that got shot?",
   "answer": "He's in stable condition. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2350,
   "question": "Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?",
   "answer": "Because he never pays his debts."
 },
 {
   "id": 2351,
   "question": "Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?",
   "answer": "So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it."
 },
 {
   "id": 2352,
   "question": "How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?",
   "answer": "With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one."
 },
 {
   "id": 2353,
   "question": "Whats the difference between 8 and negative four?",
   "answer": "Tyrone"
 },
 {
   "id": 2354,
   "question": "Why is Monica Lewinsky voting Trump?",
   "answer": "The Clinton's leave a bad taste in her mouth "
 },
 {
   "id": 2355,
   "question": "What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?",
   "answer": "Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it."
 },
 {
   "id": 2356,
   "question": "Why were the Soviets able to beat the Western Allies to Berlin?",
   "answer": "Because they were Russian!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2357,
   "question": "Knock Knock, Who's There?",
   "answer": "Orange, Orange you glad I didn't say banana."
 },
 {
   "id": 2358,
   "question": "What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?",
   "answer": "BA NA NA NA!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2359,
   "question": "What is a drummer's favorite variable when making a Least Squares Regression Line (LSRL)?",
   "answer": "The y-hat."
 },
 {
   "id": 2360,
   "question": "What are the two problems Donald Trump is currently being treated for ?",
   "answer": "1) Electile Dysfunction  and  2)  Premature Congratulations."
 },
 {
   "id": 2361,
   "question": "What does heroin make you feel like?",
   "answer": "More heroin. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2362,
   "question": "What has nine arms and sucks?",
   "answer": "Def Leppard"
 },
 {
   "id": 2363,
   "question": "What did the man say to his bossy penis?",
   "answer": "\"Stop telling me what to do! You're not the balls of me!\" I'll see myself out..."
 },
 {
   "id": 2364,
   "question": "Who lives in orange synagogue?",
   "answer": "Fruit Jews  .  .  .  Kill me"
 },
 {
   "id": 2365,
   "question": "Where do Zombies have their meatings?",
   "answer": "At headquarters!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2366,
   "question": "When does a guy turn into a gay?",
   "answer": "When something's bent on top of U"
 },
 {
   "id": 2367,
   "question": "What are the 3 stages of sex after marriage?",
   "answer": "Tri-weekly Try Weekly and Try Weakly"
 },
 {
   "id": 2368,
   "question": "What's a slutty witch's favorite holiday?",
   "answer": "Swalloween!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2369,
   "question": "What do you call an Ox with a gluten allergy?",
   "answer": "A silly-yak."
 },
 {
   "id": 2370,
   "question": "What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?",
   "answer": "Well for starters the flag is a big plus. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2371,
   "question": "Where do you hide after killing a black person?",
   "answer": "Behind a badge"
 },
 {
   "id": 2372,
   "question": "Did you hear about the gay midget?",
   "answer": "He came out of the cupboard. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2373,
   "question": "What do you call a dog that can drive a stick?",
   "answer": "A Cocker Manual."
 },
 {
   "id": 2374,
   "question": "What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?",
   "answer": "I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2375,
   "question": "What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?",
   "answer": "Ones a large, heavy mammal the other's a little lighter."
 },
 {
   "id": 2376,
   "question": "How do you disappoint a redditor?",
   "answer": "Repost"
 },
 {
   "id": 2377,
   "question": "What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?",
   "answer": "A rehearsal. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2378,
   "question": "Whats the best thing to do at halloween?",
   "answer": "Triggered Treating *Its ok i already found the door."
 },
 {
   "id": 2379,
   "question": "What do I put in mecoffee?",
   "answer": "Meshuggah. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2380,
   "question": "What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?",
   "answer": "One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit."
 },
 {
   "id": 2381,
   "question": "Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?",
   "answer": "Because classical conditioning!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2382,
   "question": "What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?",
   "answer": "\"Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be.....\""
 },
 {
   "id": 2383,
   "question": "How can you tell if a clock is hungry?",
   "answer": "It goes back for seconds"
 },
 {
   "id": 2384,
   "question": "What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?",
   "answer": "They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2385,
   "question": "Who in the organisation likes cats the most?",
   "answer": "The purchaser."
 },
 {
   "id": 2386,
   "question": "What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?",
   "answer": "Go chuck itself of course. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2387,
   "question": "Why can't you hear a pterodactyl band in the concert?",
   "answer": "Because the P is silent"
 },
 {
   "id": 2388,
   "question": "Why can't astronauts eat popsicles?",
   "answer": "In space, no one can hear the ice cream truck."
 },
 {
   "id": 2389,
   "question": "Why didn't Ken ever get Barbie pregnant?",
   "answer": "because he always came in another box. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2390,
   "question": "What did the dolphin say to the overly amorous orca?",
   "answer": "Your whale cum isn't welcome."
 },
 {
   "id": 2391,
   "question": "What does Bill say to Hillary after sex?",
   "answer": "I'll be home in 20 minutes."
 },
 {
   "id": 2392,
   "question": "What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?",
   "answer": "Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus."
 },
 {
   "id": 2393,
   "question": "What is up with these reposts?",
   "answer": "It must be heredditory."
 },
 {
   "id": 2394,
   "question": "How does a backwards poet write?",
   "answer": "Inverse"
 },
 {
   "id": 2395,
   "question": "What do you call a homosexual autistic?",
   "answer": "An aspberry!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2396,
   "question": "Which cop writes poems about ravens?",
   "answer": "Edgar Allan Po-Po"
 },
 {
   "id": 2397,
   "question": "How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 13 million illegal aliens?",
   "answer": "Juan by Juan"
 },
 {
   "id": 2398,
   "question": "What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?",
   "answer": "In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent."
 },
 {
   "id": 2399,
   "question": "Why did the condom fly across the room?",
   "answer": "It was pissed off."
 },
 {
   "id": 2400,
   "question": "What is Hillary's newest election slogan?",
   "answer": "\"Rigged, for her pleasure.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 2401,
   "question": "What has four wheels and flies?",
   "answer": "A garbage truck.  I'm sorry. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2402,
   "question": "Why is Anderson Cooper's show called 360 degrees?",
   "answer": "Cause he's not straight"
 },
 {
   "id": 2403,
   "question": "What's worse than losing one arm?",
   "answer": "Losing both your arms."
 },
 {
   "id": 2404,
   "question": "What is the best time to go to the dentist?",
   "answer": "At tooth hurty."
 },
 {
   "id": 2405,
   "question": "where does bin Laden keep his cd's?",
   "answer": "In iraq"
 },
 {
   "id": 2406,
   "question": "What's the difference between tired and exhausted?",
   "answer": "When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted."
 },
 {
   "id": 2407,
   "question": "Why did Hitler need glasses?",
   "answer": "He could NAZI "
 },
 {
   "id": 2408,
   "question": "What do you call a terrorist on vacation?",
   "answer": "Aloha ackbar"
 },
 {
   "id": 2409,
   "question": "Why do squirrels swim on their back?",
   "answer": "To keep their nuts dry."
 },
 {
   "id": 2410,
   "question": "Two guys are on a boat with three cigarettes but nothing to light it with. What do they do?",
   "answer": "They throw one cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter."
 },
 {
   "id": 2411,
   "question": "What did the funeral director do with Alan Turing's dead body?",
   "answer": "He encrypted it"
 },
 {
   "id": 2412,
   "question": "What's the definition of eternity?",
   "answer": "Four blondes waiting at a four way stop."
 },
 {
   "id": 2413,
   "question": "What did Ralph yell at the swine who enjoyed autonomous sensory meridian response?",
   "answer": "Sucks to your ASMR, piggy!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2414,
   "question": "Why was the Police Officer still in bed?",
   "answer": "Because he was  ."
 },
 {
   "id": 2415,
   "question": "Why do french people eat snails ?",
   "answer": "They don't like fast food. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2416,
   "question": "How can a line be both short and long?",
   "answer": "It's a long line of midgets!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2417,
   "question": "What did Kermit the Frog say after Jim Hensen died?",
   "answer": "Nothing... "
 },
 {
   "id": 2418,
   "question": "what does Dr Watson says to his flatmate when he's constipated?",
   "answer": "no shit, Sherlock "
 },
 {
   "id": 2419,
   "question": "What do you call a horse that makes bad jokes?",
   "answer": "Unicorny"
 },
 {
   "id": 2420,
   "question": "Are you all alright?",
   "answer": "No, you are all all ."
 },
 {
   "id": 2421,
   "question": "What do you call a lycanthrope you've snuck up on?",
   "answer": "An unaware wolf."
 },
 {
   "id": 2422,
   "question": "Why should you never trust someone straight after coitus?",
   "answer": "Usually they're lying"
 },
 {
   "id": 2423,
   "question": "What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?",
   "answer": "A cantelope."
 },
 {
   "id": 2424,
   "question": "Why is Jesus Christ gay?",
   "answer": "Because he was nailed by guys."
 },
 {
   "id": 2425,
   "question": "Did you hear about the tragic crash of the small plane into the cemetery?",
   "answer": "So far they've recovered 324 bodies. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2426,
   "question": "Question: How do you know when you're poor?",
   "answer": "Answer: If You walk in on two roaches fucking on your kitchen counter, you unzip your pants and enjoy the free show.  (The great thing about these is, you can all add your own)"
 },
 {
   "id": 2427,
   "question": "What did the Call of Duty Player with Shit Internet and Jesus have in common?",
   "answer": "They both took 3 days to respawn "
 },
 {
   "id": 2428,
   "question": "What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?",
   "answer": "We stopped Germany."
 },
 {
   "id": 2429,
   "question": "Why did the turtle cross the road?",
   "answer": "To get to the shell station."
 },
 {
   "id": 2430,
   "question": "When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?",
   "answer": "When you're buying salt."
 },
 {
   "id": 2431,
   "question": "Remember that time I made that funny joke?",
   "answer": "Me neither."
 },
 {
   "id": 2432,
   "question": "What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?",
   "answer": "A Shatbook. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2433,
   "question": "What do you call a mail order bride holding a penis?",
   "answer": "Shemail."
 },
 {
   "id": 2434,
   "question": "How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?",
   "answer": "Pump Kin"
 },
 {
   "id": 2435,
   "question": "What kind of TB do potatoes get?",
   "answer": "culosis."
 },
 {
   "id": 2436,
   "question": "Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?",
   "answer": "He couldnt Mufasa enough."
 },
 {
   "id": 2437,
   "question": "How did the Jews feel during WW2?",
   "answer": "They were aghast."
 },
 {
   "id": 2438,
   "question": "Whats Rick Grimes' favorite position?",
   "answer": "Michonne-ary"
 },
 {
   "id": 2439,
   "question": "OC from my 10 yr old son: Why do women like roses?",
   "answer": "Because they are pretty and hurt you."
 },
 {
   "id": 2440,
   "question": "How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?",
   "answer": "A Hans free device"
 },
 {
   "id": 2441,
   "question": "What do you call the Indianapolis football fans?",
   "answer": "A Colt following"
 },
 {
   "id": 2442,
   "question": "Why did the blonde avoid eating cereal?",
   "answer": "Every box had, in huge letters, \"0mg cholesterol!\""
 },
 {
   "id": 2443,
   "question": "What was 2016?",
   "answer": "The best joke I've ever heard!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2444,
   "question": "What does Ivanka call her lower back tattoo?",
   "answer": "A Trump stamp."
 },
 {
   "id": 2445,
   "question": "From my 7 year old daughter: What do you call a girl shell?",
   "answer": "A she shell."
 },
 {
   "id": 2446,
   "question": "how many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "None, they just shoot the room for being black"
 },
 {
   "id": 2447,
   "question": "How do you throw a party in space?",
   "answer": "You planet"
 },
 {
   "id": 2448,
   "question": "What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill?",
   "answer": "Walking. JK ROLLING"
 },
 {
   "id": 2449,
   "question": "What did the time traveler do when he was still hungry?",
   "answer": "He went back four seconds."
 },
 {
   "id": 2450,
   "question": "Why did the feminist get triggered?",
   "answer": "The police found it easier than arresting her."
 },
 {
   "id": 2451,
   "question": "What do you call five African-Americans born together?",
   "answer": "Triplets."
 },
 {
   "id": 2452,
   "question": "What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?",
   "answer": "I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes"
 },
 {
   "id": 2453,
   "question": "you know what would be cool ?",
   "answer": "\" an ice cube .. you know what would NOT be cool ? molesting children .. cause that would be really hot \" -an ice cream van driver ."
 },
 {
   "id": 2454,
   "question": "Why do riot police like to get to work early?",
   "answer": "To beat the crowd."
 },
 {
   "id": 2455,
   "question": "What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?",
   "answer": "The Galaxy note 7"
 },
 {
   "id": 2456,
   "question": "What do you call a funny snake?",
   "answer": "HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTERICAL          "
 },
 {
   "id": 2457,
   "question": "Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are stranded on an island, who wins?",
   "answer": "America"
 },
 {
   "id": 2458,
   "question": "Did you hear about the depressed lactose-intolerant woman?",
   "answer": "She committed soya-cide."
 },
 {
   "id": 2459,
   "question": "How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?",
   "answer": "End your text with \"this message will self destruct in 10 seconds\""
 },
 {
   "id": 2460,
   "question": "What's the similarity between an Asian and Spongebob?",
   "answer": "Both are yellow and can't drive."
 },
 {
   "id": 2461,
   "question": "What do you call a group of sorority girls?",
   "answer": "A whorde."
 },
 {
   "id": 2462,
   "question": "What kind of math can you do with light?",
   "answer": "Refractions"
 },
 {
   "id": 2463,
   "question": "[Insensitive] Why can't Ray Charles read?",
   "answer": "Because he's black."
 },
 {
   "id": 2464,
   "question": "How many cops does it take to push a Black person down the stairs?",
   "answer": "None. He  ...."
 },
 {
   "id": 2465,
   "question": "Why was Avogadro executed?",
   "answer": "He was a mole "
 },
 {
   "id": 2466,
   "question": "Why did the teacher cross the room?",
   "answer": "To get to the other slide."
 },
 {
   "id": 2467,
   "question": "Why do cows have bells?",
   "answer": "Because there horns don't work"
 },
 {
   "id": 2468,
   "question": "Why do drug dealers love muslim people?",
   "answer": "Because they always get stoned"
 },
 {
   "id": 2469,
   "question": "Why did Adolf Hitler commit suicide?",
   "answer": "He saw the gas bill."
 },
 {
   "id": 2470,
   "question": "What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master?",
   "answer": "Mikey Yoda."
 },
 {
   "id": 2471,
   "question": "Why did the police officer hate wearing condoms?",
   "answer": "Because his dad was killed by armed rubbers."
 },
 {
   "id": 2472,
   "question": "What does an Islamic magician say?",
   "answer": "ALLAH KAZAM!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2473,
   "question": "What do you Call a Bunch of Horny Teenagers Argueing?",
   "answer": "A "
 },
 {
   "id": 2474,
   "question": "What's the difference between Canadian baseball and an old testament drug dealer?",
   "answer": "... One has the Blue Jays in it, the other has the Jews blazin' it."
 },
 {
   "id": 2475,
   "question": "What do you do when you see an Indian limping?",
   "answer": "Stop laughing and reload. (Sorry)"
 },
 {
   "id": 2476,
   "question": "Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?",
   "answer": "Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D"
 },
 {
   "id": 2477,
   "question": "What's green and has wheels?",
   "answer": "Grass...I lied about the wheels."
 },
 {
   "id": 2478,
   "question": "Hey girl, are you an orphanage?",
   "answer": "Because I want to give you kids."
 },
 {
   "id": 2479,
   "question": "What is Donald Trump's Favorite Disney Character?",
   "answer": "\"Mowgli. Now there's a man-child who can take on a Khan and win (makes 'you're fired' motion)."
 },
 {
   "id": 2480,
   "question": "Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?",
   "answer": "It just makes cents."
 },
 {
   "id": 2481,
   "question": "How did Harry Potter get down the hill?",
   "answer": "By walking...... JK Rowling "
 },
 {
   "id": 2482,
   "question": "What's worse than ants in your pants?",
   "answer": "Uncles"
 },
 {
   "id": 2483,
   "question": "Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?",
   "answer": "You might step on the Lagos."
 },
 {
   "id": 2484,
   "question": "Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?",
   "answer": "Because Freedom Rings."
 },
 {
   "id": 2485,
   "question": "What did the Australian Grandmaster say at the conclusion of a sex session?",
   "answer": "\"Check Mate Mate!\""
 },
 {
   "id": 2486,
   "question": "What do the Montreal Canadians drive?",
   "answer": "Carrs."
 },
 {
   "id": 2487,
   "question": "What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?",
   "answer": "Lack toes and tall or rent"
 },
 {
   "id": 2488,
   "question": "I fucked a bitch at work today and guess what happened?",
   "answer": "Pet store fired me"
 },
 {
   "id": 2489,
   "question": "Where did the terrorist go after the explosion?",
   "answer": "Everywhere.."
 },
 {
   "id": 2490,
   "question": "What's the difference between a hockey player and a redneck girl?",
   "answer": "A hockey player showers after 3 periods."
 },
 {
   "id": 2491,
   "question": "What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?",
   "answer": "Dank god "
 },
 {
   "id": 2492,
   "question": "How does a cannibal get a vegan off its high horse?",
   "answer": "He eats them both. Eats the high horse first, though."
 },
 {
   "id": 2493,
   "question": "What's next to Moscow?",
   "answer": "Pa's cow.  I'll show myself out..."
 },
 {
   "id": 2494,
   "question": "Did you see that Walmart will be closing about 500 stores by the end of the year...?",
   "answer": "It's going to put about 12 cashiers out of work."
 },
 {
   "id": 2495,
   "question": "Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?",
   "answer": "For the halibut"
 },
 {
   "id": 2496,
   "question": "What's Gordon Ramsay's favorite movie?",
   "answer": "IT'S FUCKING FROZEN"
 },
 {
   "id": 2497,
   "question": "How do they count the Mexican immigrants?",
   "answer": "They start with Juan"
 },
 {
   "id": 2498,
   "question": "What are Mario's pants made out of?",
   "answer": "DenimDenimDenim"
 },
 {
   "id": 2499,
   "question": "At first I wondered.. How on earth does Hillary Clinton sleep at night?",
   "answer": "Then I realised - First she   on one side, then she   on the other."
 },
 {
   "id": 2500,
   "question": "What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe?",
   "answer": "White vans."
 },
 {
   "id": 2501,
   "question": "Why do asian women like white men so much?",
   "answer": "Because they don't wanna look at themselves, when they have sex."
 },
 {
   "id": 2502,
   "question": "What do gay horses eat?",
   "answer": "I'm not sure, but they can suck a mean dick."
 },
 {
   "id": 2503,
   "question": "What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant?",
   "answer": "BAO BAO BAO BAO"
 },
 {
   "id": 2504,
   "question": "What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?",
   "answer": "Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs, or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob."
 },
 {
   "id": 2505,
   "question": "What's Donald Trump's favorite dish?",
   "answer": "Cooked Hillary"
 },
 {
   "id": 2506,
   "question": "What does Donald Trump do when he sees a mathematical problem?",
   "answer": "He builds a wall around it."
 },
 {
   "id": 2507,
   "question": "What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?",
   "answer": "One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2508,
   "question": "What is the title of Martha Stewart's culinary anthology?",
   "answer": "\"Cooking: The Books\""
 },
 {
   "id": 2509,
   "question": "What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?",
   "answer": "(gotta love the classics) You can unscrew a light bulb"
 },
 {
   "id": 2510,
   "question": "Do you want to hear a bad joke?",
   "answer": "Sorry if that was not likeable and miserable,  Okay, I am going to stop before it gets too dark and too empty,"
 },
 {
   "id": 2511,
   "question": "What is Donald Trump's favourite nation?",
   "answer": "Discrimination"
 },
 {
   "id": 2512,
   "question": "How did Caesar describe his sex life?",
   "answer": "Vidi, Vici, Veni."
 },
 {
   "id": 2513,
   "question": "What's a communist's favorite computer brand?",
   "answer": "Fi-Dell"
 },
 {
   "id": 2514,
   "question": "Did you hear the breaking news in Zootopia?",
   "answer": "The Beavers are leaving DamNation by the hundreds."
 },
 {
   "id": 2515,
   "question": "Why do you really not want to get pulled over in Ireland?",
   "answer": "Because the cops are Dublin the fines! (It took me a three hour car ride to come up with this... I am not a clever person)"
 },
 {
   "id": 2516,
   "question": "What do you call a dog with no legs?",
   "answer": "It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming."
 },
 {
   "id": 2517,
   "question": "How many Jews can you fit into a car?",
   "answer": "Two up front, two in the back, and six million in the ash tray."
 },
 {
   "id": 2518,
   "question": "What do you call a movie about a taco eating contest at Taco Bell that gets hit by a tornado?",
   "answer": "Shartnado."
 },
 {
   "id": 2519,
   "question": "How does Princess Leia masturbate?",
   "answer": "Hand Solo"
 },
 {
   "id": 2520,
   "question": "What did Bill Cosby call Donald Trump?",
   "answer": "A rookie."
 },
 {
   "id": 2521,
   "question": "What do you call a group of girls from a sorority?",
   "answer": "A horde."
 },
 {
   "id": 2522,
   "question": "You know why Trump is still the GOP candidate?",
   "answer": "The GOP is pro-life."
 },
 {
   "id": 2523,
   "question": "How did the butcher introduce his wife?",
   "answer": "Meat Patty"
 },
 {
   "id": 2524,
   "question": "Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?",
   "answer": "So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa."
 },
 {
   "id": 2525,
   "question": "What did the oven tell the slice of bread?",
   "answer": "You're  !"
 },
 {
   "id": 2526,
   "question": "A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are sitting in the first grade, who has the biggest boobs?",
   "answer": "The blonde, because she's 18."
 },
 {
   "id": 2527,
   "question": "Have you seen the movie about a lone piece of graph paper?",
   "answer": "The plot was a bit scattered."
 },
 {
   "id": 2528,
   "question": "What's Richard Nixon's favorite game?",
   "answer": "I spy."
 },
 {
   "id": 2529,
   "question": "What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?",
   "answer": "The bucket"
 },
 {
   "id": 2530,
   "question": "What's a hipsters favorite season?",
   "answer": "Summer, they like it before it's cool"
 },
 {
   "id": 2531,
   "question": "Why does Donald Trump take women out on his yacht?",
   "answer": "Because of the implication."
 },
 {
   "id": 2532,
   "question": "Have you heard about the new broom they invented?",
   "answer": "Its sweeping the nation"
 },
 {
   "id": 2533,
   "question": "Why was there never an Aladdin 4?",
   "answer": "Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp."
 },
 {
   "id": 2534,
   "question": "[Cringe] Why did the farmer bandage the goat?",
   "answer": "Because it was \"bleat\"ing... "
 },
 {
   "id": 2535,
   "question": "Why are black people tall?",
   "answer": "Because they knee grows.. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2536,
   "question": "Do you want to hear a bad cat joke?",
   "answer": "Just kitten"
 },
 {
   "id": 2537,
   "question": "Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?",
   "answer": "They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin."
 },
 {
   "id": 2538,
   "question": "Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?",
   "answer": "Because he was Haydn"
 },
 {
   "id": 2539,
   "question": "What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?",
   "answer": "I want my Nickleback...."
 },
 {
   "id": 2540,
   "question": "Which race is the most racist?",
   "answer": "The human one."
 },
 {
   "id": 2541,
   "question": "Did you hear of that new app where people meat ?",
   "answer": "It's called tender "
 },
 {
   "id": 2542,
   "question": "What do you call a black man flying a plane?",
   "answer": "Pilot. You racist fuck."
 },
 {
   "id": 2543,
   "question": "How bad is Hillary Clinton?",
   "answer": "Hillary Clinton is so bad, she has a pantsuit made out of Ed Gein."
 },
 {
   "id": 2544,
   "question": "Did you hear about the antennas that got married?",
   "answer": "The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2545,
   "question": "What do you call a terrorist on the moon?",
   "answer": "A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution."
 },
 {
   "id": 2546,
   "question": "What's the difference between a feminist and a spear?",
   "answer": "A spear has a point!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2547,
   "question": "Why did the slut go to the dentist?",
   "answer": "Because she had a cavity that needs filling!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2548,
   "question": "What do you call a meme war?",
   "answer": "Dat bout"
 },
 {
   "id": 2549,
   "question": "What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?",
   "answer": "\"I'm not Willie Nelson.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 2550,
   "question": "What do you call a potato from Colorado?",
   "answer": "A baked potato"
 },
 {
   "id": 2551,
   "question": "What is the most painful Russian dance?",
   "answer": "Tchaikovsky's  ."
 },
 {
   "id": 2552,
   "question": "How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?",
   "answer": "Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2553,
   "question": "Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?",
   "answer": "It is the language of Wales."
 },
 {
   "id": 2554,
   "question": "Did you hear about the one-armed man that robbed the bank?",
   "answer": "He did it single-handedly."
 },
 {
   "id": 2555,
   "question": "Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?",
   "answer": "They didn't have any chemistry. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2556,
   "question": "What do you call it when Batman leaves church early?",
   "answer": "Christian Bale"
 },
 {
   "id": 2557,
   "question": "How do you exorcise a demon?",
   "answer": "Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups"
 },
 {
   "id": 2558,
   "question": "Did you hear the one about the statistician?",
   "answer": "Probably"
 },
 {
   "id": 2559,
   "question": "What's the difference between Donald Trump and /r/Jokes?",
   "answer": "Nothing. They both manage to stay popular despite a whole load of crap."
 },
 {
   "id": 2560,
   "question": "What's the definition of trust?",
   "answer": "Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2561,
   "question": "Why is the washing machine so grumpy?",
   "answer": "It keeps getting agitated"
 },
 {
   "id": 2562,
   "question": "What's the number ten's favorite Spanish phrase?",
   "answer": "¡Diez mio!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2563,
   "question": "Have you seen Finding Dory?",
   "answer": "Have you seen Finding Dory?"
 },
 {
   "id": 2564,
   "question": "What President of the United States smells the worst?",
   "answer": "The-Odor-e Roosevelt."
 },
 {
   "id": 2565,
   "question": "Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?",
   "answer": "He had no guts!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2566,
   "question": "Why are orphans bad at baseball?",
   "answer": "They have no idea where home is."
 },
 {
   "id": 2567,
   "question": "Statistics show almost 54,000 women are abused every year. Do you know what they have in common?",
   "answer": "They don't fucking listen!!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2568,
   "question": "What's the difference between the US election and sex?",
   "answer": "During sex it's fun to choose between asshole and cunt."
 },
 {
   "id": 2569,
   "question": "What do you call a company that delivers delicious fruit baskets and also has sex with your mom?",
   "answer": "Oedipal Arrangements"
 },
 {
   "id": 2570,
   "question": "Why did the Console peasant cross the Road?",
   "answer": "To render the Building on the other Side"
 },
 {
   "id": 2571,
   "question": "If a dog ran away every three nights and had an orange tail, what would that make it?",
   "answer": "I think it would still be a dog..."
 },
 {
   "id": 2572,
   "question": "What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Titanic have in common?",
   "answer": "They both look good until they hit the ice."
 },
 {
   "id": 2573,
   "question": "What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?",
   "answer": "...Au revoir poo poo"
 },
 {
   "id": 2574,
   "question": "Why did Bob Dylan win the Nobel Prize in Literature?",
   "answer": "He sure as shit wasn't gonna get it for singing."
 },
 {
   "id": 2575,
   "question": "What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?",
   "answer": "A co-operating system."
 },
 {
   "id": 2576,
   "question": "What looks like half an apple?",
   "answer": "The other half"
 },
 {
   "id": 2577,
   "question": "whats the best part of having sex with a transvestite?",
   "answer": "When you reach around it feels like you went all the way through. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2578,
   "question": "What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?",
   "answer": "I don't know but it's not rhelephant. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2579,
   "question": "What’s the difference between a poodle humping your leg and a pit bull humping your leg?",
   "answer": "You let the pit bull finish."
 },
 {
   "id": 2580,
   "question": "Why did the jalapeño put on a sweater?",
   "answer": "It was a little chile!!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2581,
   "question": "What do you call a male cow that eats hamburgers?",
   "answer": "A cannibull..ha..ha..?"
 },
 {
   "id": 2582,
   "question": "How could a leper afford a nice house?",
   "answer": "It cost an arm and a leg"
 },
 {
   "id": 2583,
   "question": "What's a Canadian's favorite footwear?",
   "answer": "Aboot"
 },
 {
   "id": 2584,
   "question": "Why could Jesus walk on water?",
   "answer": "Shit floats."
 },
 {
   "id": 2585,
   "question": "Whats would happens if you added Hillary Clinton and the USA and subtracted an A?",
   "answer": "I dont know but it would be Hillary Us."
 },
 {
   "id": 2586,
   "question": "Why can't the man take his job seriously?",
   "answer": "Because he's a clown!  Buh bum tis"
 },
 {
   "id": 2587,
   "question": "What do you call a sprouted sweet potato that has somehow gained sentience?",
   "answer": "Donald J. Trump"
 },
 {
   "id": 2588,
   "question": "From how high can you drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?",
   "answer": "Higher than you would think, the structural integrity of a well laid concrete floor renders it virtually indestructible towards an incoming egg, even at terminal velocity."
 },
 {
   "id": 2589,
   "question": "Did you hear about the guy who snorted curry powder?",
   "answer": "He fell into a korma"
 },
 {
   "id": 2590,
   "question": "Why does mohamed goes out with an explosive device?",
   "answer": "To bring it back to samsung, you racist."
 },
 {
   "id": 2591,
   "question": "What is an Italian Pirate's favourite food?",
   "answer": "SpARGHetti"
 },
 {
   "id": 2592,
   "question": "Why do Autonomous cars have steering wheels?",
   "answer": "You have to hold on to something, when the shit hits the fan. ;->"
 },
 {
   "id": 2593,
   "question": "Why do flamingos stand on one leg?",
   "answer": "Because if they didn't they'd fall over."
 },
 {
   "id": 2594,
   "question": "What does a flame smell like?",
   "answer": "Burnt nose hair."
 },
 {
   "id": 2595,
   "question": "What do spiders eat in France?",
   "answer": "French flys"
 },
 {
   "id": 2596,
   "question": "What do a glass of water and an Atheist have in common?",
   "answer": "Jesus can make them both wine."
 },
 {
   "id": 2597,
   "question": "Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?",
   "answer": "Because he overcame the dark side"
 },
 {
   "id": 2598,
   "question": "Why is a 77 better than a 69?",
   "answer": "Because you get   ate more"
 },
 {
   "id": 2599,
   "question": "Did you hear about the trial of the jurisprudence fetishist?",
   "answer": "He got off on a technicality."
 },
 {
   "id": 2600,
   "question": "What's Kevin Durant's go-to garment?",
   "answer": "A choker."
 },
 {
   "id": 2601,
   "question": "Why is the long term liability sad?",
   "answer": "Because it is aLOAN"
 },
 {
   "id": 2602,
   "question": "What did the atom say to the other atom?",
   "answer": "Let's bond!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2603,
   "question": "What's the most environmentally friendly subreddit?",
   "answer": ". Everything there is recycled, including this post."
 },
 {
   "id": 2604,
   "question": "Why does everyone love Plato?",
   "answer": "Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates"
 },
 {
   "id": 2605,
   "question": "What’s the best way to stop a runaway horse?",
   "answer": "Bet on it."
 },
 {
   "id": 2606,
   "question": "What do racists say during sex?",
   "answer": "\"Hard R! HARD R!\" "
 },
 {
   "id": 2607,
   "question": "What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?",
   "answer": "Owens can finish a race."
 },
 {
   "id": 2608,
   "question": "What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?",
   "answer": "the snowBALLS"
 },
 {
   "id": 2609,
   "question": "Did you know putting your water damaged phone in a cup of rice can fix it?",
   "answer": "The rice will then attract Asians who can repair it for you."
 },
 {
   "id": 2610,
   "question": "What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?",
   "answer": "Guurrhggrgrh"
 },
 {
   "id": 2611,
   "question": "Why are condoms and bungee-jumping similar?",
   "answer": "You're screwed if the rubber breaks."
 },
 {
   "id": 2612,
   "question": "What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?",
   "answer": "Yogi"
 },
 {
   "id": 2613,
   "question": "Jacklyn's mom has four kids, two have been kidnapped by Isis, how many does she have left?",
   "answer": "4, but 2 have bomb straps."
 },
 {
   "id": 2614,
   "question": "Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?",
   "answer": "Just... the person responsible for making those decisions..."
 },
 {
   "id": 2615,
   "question": "What does a Muslim man tell his wife when she eats bacon?",
   "answer": "HARAM BAE"
 },
 {
   "id": 2616,
   "question": "what did Freud say about an algebraic equation?",
   "answer": "What you do to one side, you must also do to your mother"
 },
 {
   "id": 2617,
   "question": "What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?",
   "answer": "Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window "
 },
 {
   "id": 2618,
   "question": "What does Hitler do to his one-night stands?",
   "answer": "Blitz it and quit it."
 },
 {
   "id": 2619,
   "question": "What do men and Subway have in common?",
   "answer": "They both exaggerate the length."
 },
 {
   "id": 2620,
   "question": "As a Jew, am I allowed to eat McDonalds today?",
   "answer": "Yes, I know it's Yom Kippur. But McDonalds is fast food."
 },
 {
   "id": 2621,
   "question": "What do Grill Cosby and Grill Clinton have in common?",
   "answer": "Grape!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2622,
   "question": "What do you call it, when Trump and Hillary argue who has the better smile?",
   "answer": "A presi  debate."
 },
 {
   "id": 2623,
   "question": "What's the difference between Donald Trump and a shit-flinging monkey?",
   "answer": "The shit-flinging monkey has better hair."
 },
 {
   "id": 2624,
   "question": "DOCTOR: why did you take your antibiotics at 6 am instead of 9:00 AM as prescribed?",
   "answer": "PATIENT: I wanted to surprise the bacteria by Surgical Attack."
 },
 {
   "id": 2625,
   "question": "Why don't we see more midget actors?",
   "answer": "I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days."
 },
 {
   "id": 2626,
   "question": "What's between a cunt and an asshole?",
   "answer": "The tainted presidential election."
 },
 {
   "id": 2627,
   "question": "How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "\"Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it.\" <Tips fedora>"
 },
 {
   "id": 2628,
   "question": "Do you remember the \"Hold a coke with your boobs\" challenge ?",
   "answer": "It was a trend a while back to promote awareness for breast cancer. I'm just glad a similar stunt wasn't pulled for prostate cancer."
 },
 {
   "id": 2629,
   "question": "What is the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a lobster with breast implants?",
   "answer": "One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean."
 },
 {
   "id": 2630,
   "question": "What do you call a deer with no eyes ?",
   "answer": "No idea :)"
 },
 {
   "id": 2631,
   "question": "How many 'Suh Dudes' does it take to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "None. Its already lit, fam."
 },
 {
   "id": 2632,
   "question": "Who did Hitler rule Nazi Germany with?",
   "answer": "His Reich hand man"
 },
 {
   "id": 2633,
   "question": "What's the worst kind of incompetent?",
   "answer": "Leader."
 },
 {
   "id": 2634,
   "question": "What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?",
   "answer": "The chain is too long."
 },
 {
   "id": 2635,
   "question": "What do you call a math class full of SJW's?",
   "answer": "Triggernometry."
 },
 {
   "id": 2636,
   "question": "What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?",
   "answer": "A row bot."
 },
 {
   "id": 2637,
   "question": "What Pokémon does the best with the ladies?",
   "answer": "Charm-ander"
 },
 {
   "id": 2638,
   "question": "What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?",
   "answer": "Homeless "
 },
 {
   "id": 2639,
   "question": "If Trump and Clinton were stranded on a desert island, who would survive?",
   "answer": "America."
 },
 {
   "id": 2640,
   "question": "What's a scary costume for Halloween?",
   "answer": "College tuition "
 },
 {
   "id": 2641,
   "question": "I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?",
   "answer": "With any luck, right after it finishes college."
 },
 {
   "id": 2642,
   "question": "What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?",
   "answer": "Ouch"
 },
 {
   "id": 2643,
   "question": "What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?",
   "answer": "Hard eh."
 },
 {
   "id": 2644,
   "question": "Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?",
   "answer": "Because they were set in stone."
 },
 {
   "id": 2645,
   "question": "How did the psychologist die?",
   "answer": "He Freudian slipped."
 },
 {
   "id": 2646,
   "question": "Why does Donald Trump hate Chris Jericho?",
   "answer": "Because Jericho wants to break the walls down"
 },
 {
   "id": 2647,
   "question": "What happened to r/showerthoughts?",
   "answer": "They went down the drain. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2648,
   "question": "What's an abusive parents favorite vegetable?",
   "answer": "A sunchoke."
 },
 {
   "id": 2649,
   "question": "Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?",
   "answer": "He was too far out, man."
 },
 {
   "id": 2650,
   "question": "What do engineers use for birth control?",
   "answer": "Their personality."
 },
 {
   "id": 2651,
   "question": "Which is the most communist vegetable?",
   "answer": "The soviet Onion"
 },
 {
   "id": 2652,
   "question": "How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?",
   "answer": "Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2653,
   "question": "Interviewer: What would you say is your greatest weakness?",
   "answer": "Achilles:   "
 },
 {
   "id": 2654,
   "question": "Whay does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?",
   "answer": "Beat it. We're closed."
 },
 {
   "id": 2655,
   "question": "Why did the Mexican take Xanax?",
   "answer": "For Hispanic attacks."
 },
 {
   "id": 2656,
   "question": "How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?",
   "answer": "One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2657,
   "question": "What do you call an Arab who has a ripped body??",
   "answer": "Osama Bin Liftin "
 },
 {
   "id": 2658,
   "question": "What do you call a chicken coup with more than two doors?",
   "answer": "A chicken sedan."
 },
 {
   "id": 2659,
   "question": "What do a pizza delivery driver and a gynecologist have in common?",
   "answer": "They both have to smell it, but neither of them can eat it"
 },
 {
   "id": 2660,
   "question": "What's the difference between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton?",
   "answer": "One of them is a rape apologist who'd sell out the country for a cheap buck, the other one is Donald Trump. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2661,
   "question": "How do you kill a blonde?",
   "answer": "Put a scratch n' sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool."
 },
 {
   "id": 2662,
   "question": "Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?",
   "answer": "After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire."
 },
 {
   "id": 2663,
   "question": "What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump?",
   "answer": "Donald Trump thinks a clean personal server is a showered Mexican."
 },
 {
   "id": 2664,
   "question": "Can vegetarians eat pudding?",
   "answer": "'Cause I heard that you can't have any pudding unless you eat your meat."
 },
 {
   "id": 2665,
   "question": "Why did the crip cross the road?",
   "answer": "Chuz"
 },
 {
   "id": 2666,
   "question": "Why is Hillary Clinton running for President?",
   "answer": "Because it's easier than running from Law Enforcement. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2667,
   "question": "Whad did the scales show on the screen when the person steeped on them?",
   "answer": "Please weight a second."
 },
 {
   "id": 2668,
   "question": "What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?",
   "answer": "One of you is a sick duck, and I forget the rest, but your mother's a whore!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2669,
   "question": "How do you discipline your pet rock?",
   "answer": "You hit rock bottom!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2670,
   "question": "Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?",
   "answer": "Because it's dead."
 },
 {
   "id": 2671,
   "question": "What dinosaur was in the most pain?",
   "answer": "the tyranno-sorest rex"
 },
 {
   "id": 2672,
   "question": "Want to hear my favorite joke?",
   "answer": "729271"
 },
 {
   "id": 2673,
   "question": "Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?",
   "answer": "Because her pee is silent. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2674,
   "question": "What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?",
   "answer": "You gotta catch Jamal"
 },
 {
   "id": 2675,
   "question": "What do you call a nose without a body?",
   "answer": "Nobody knows."
 },
 {
   "id": 2676,
   "question": "Why didn't the monk sell his temple?",
   "answer": "Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I  like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:"
 },
 {
   "id": 2677,
   "question": "What is Donald Trump's favorite flavor of Tic Tac?",
   "answer": "..... Tempermint"
 },
 {
   "id": 2678,
   "question": "what's the best part about fucking twenty five year olds?",
   "answer": "There's twenty of them"
 },
 {
   "id": 2679,
   "question": "How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "Literally dozens."
 },
 {
   "id": 2680,
   "question": "Have you tried Gatorade's newest sports drink, F5?",
   "answer": "It's very refreshing"
 },
 {
   "id": 2681,
   "question": "What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?",
   "answer": "A metronome!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2682,
   "question": "What sport can Batman best Superman in?",
   "answer": "Polo"
 },
 {
   "id": 2683,
   "question": "How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?",
   "answer": "It depends on how thinly you slice them. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2684,
   "question": "What do you call the god of cheese?",
   "answer": "Cheesus"
 },
 {
   "id": 2685,
   "question": "What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?",
   "answer": "I'll beheading out now. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2686,
   "question": "Hey baby are you today's date?",
   "answer": "Cuz you're a 10/10"
 },
 {
   "id": 2687,
   "question": "What do you call a lawyer from krypton?",
   "answer": "Sue-per Man"
 },
 {
   "id": 2688,
   "question": "Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?",
   "answer": "Tequila."
 },
 {
   "id": 2689,
   "question": "What's black and dosent work?",
   "answer": "Half of London "
 },
 {
   "id": 2690,
   "question": "Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?",
   "answer": "Dead kittens.  Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks."
 },
 {
   "id": 2691,
   "question": "Hey girl, are you tired of these 10/10 jokes?",
   "answer": "So am I. It was kinda funny the first time but now they're just annoying."
 },
 {
   "id": 2692,
   "question": "why netflix and chill?",
   "answer": "Because amazon and chill has 1 day delivery."
 },
 {
   "id": 2693,
   "question": "Are you today's date?",
   "answer": "Cause you're 10/10. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2694,
   "question": "Are you my date today?",
   "answer": "Because you're 10/10"
 },
 {
   "id": 2695,
   "question": "What Do You Call A Syrian Mother, Father, And Child That Live Together?",
   "answer": "A nuclear family"
 },
 {
   "id": 2696,
   "question": "What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?",
   "answer": "A dandy lion."
 },
 {
   "id": 2697,
   "question": "How many \"friend zoned\" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "How many \"friend zoned\" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw."
 },
 {
   "id": 2698,
   "question": "What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth?",
   "answer": "Synthia "
 },
 {
   "id": 2699,
   "question": "What do you call a schizophrenic in a white dress?",
   "answer": "Your Holiness."
 },
 {
   "id": 2700,
   "question": "What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?",
   "answer": "They are both dead..."
 },
 {
   "id": 2701,
   "question": "Which state has the worst carbonated drinks?",
   "answer": "Menace-Soda."
 },
 {
   "id": 2702,
   "question": "What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?",
   "answer": "Im here for the boos. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2703,
   "question": "How many apples grow on a tree?",
   "answer": "All of them"
 },
 {
   "id": 2704,
   "question": "What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?",
   "answer": "Pregnant "
 },
 {
   "id": 2705,
   "question": "Who would survive if Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were in an airplane crash?",
   "answer": "America"
 },
 {
   "id": 2706,
   "question": "What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?",
   "answer": "Decomposing"
 },
 {
   "id": 2707,
   "question": "How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?",
   "answer": "Gulag to you too."
 },
 {
   "id": 2708,
   "question": "What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?",
   "answer": "A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh."
 },
 {
   "id": 2709,
   "question": "Why did the suicide bomber die a virgin?",
   "answer": "His Samsung Galaxy had a premature detonation."
 },
 {
   "id": 2710,
   "question": "How many Friend Zoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?",
   "answer": "None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw."
 },
 {
   "id": 2711,
   "question": "Why is my Tetris highscore like my wife?",
   "answer": "I beat both of them for fun."
 },
 {
   "id": 2712,
   "question": "Why don't Arab women need Insurance?",
   "answer": "Because they are already covered."
 },
 {
   "id": 2713,
   "question": "Why did Moses see a burning bush as God?",
   "answer": "Because God planned on giving him his first tablets then.  The mistake? They were Samsung Galaxy Note tablets."
 },
 {
   "id": 2714,
   "question": "What does ABC stand for?",
   "answer": "American dyslexia association."
 },
 {
   "id": 2715,
   "question": "How did the farmer deal with the stubborn sheep's wool?",
   "answer": "With shear willpower"
 },
 {
   "id": 2716,
   "question": "What do you call it if an illegal immigrant fights a sex offender?",
   "answer": "Alien vs. Predator "
 },
 {
   "id": 2717,
   "question": "What do you call a walking talking rat?",
   "answer": "Keemstar"
 },
 {
   "id": 2718,
   "question": "What is the difference between a dog and a cat?",
   "answer": "Kevin still doesn't know."
 },
 {
   "id": 2719,
   "question": "What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?",
   "answer": "Let's get sheet-faced!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2720,
   "question": "How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "Apparently more than 40, because my basement's still dark"
 },
 {
   "id": 2721,
   "question": "How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?",
   "answer": "She counts the legs, and divides by 4. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2722,
   "question": "How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?",
   "answer": "You skip the punchline."
 },
 {
   "id": 2723,
   "question": "What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?",
   "answer": "The doctor had to heal-ium."
 },
 {
   "id": 2724,
   "question": "What kind of insect gets triggered on tumblr?",
   "answer": "A butthurtfly "
 },
 {
   "id": 2725,
   "question": "What do you call an Asian lobster?",
   "answer": "A crustasian"
 },
 {
   "id": 2726,
   "question": "What do you call a cow with no sense of humor ?",
   "answer": "A feminist "
 },
 {
   "id": 2727,
   "question": "How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?",
   "answer": "All the Mexicans have car insurance."
 },
 {
   "id": 2728,
   "question": "What's the most sensitive part of a man's body when he's masturbating?",
   "answer": "His ears."
 },
 {
   "id": 2729,
   "question": "How great would it be to make my hobby my profession?",
   "answer": "I just haven't come across a well paying spermbank yet."
 },
 {
   "id": 2730,
   "question": "What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?",
   "answer": "Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down."
 },
 {
   "id": 2731,
   "question": "What's the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom?",
   "answer": "One snatches your watch the other watches your snatch."
 },
 {
   "id": 2732,
   "question": "What does the drug dealer make sure to do?",
   "answer": "Weed out only the best suppliers"
 },
 {
   "id": 2733,
   "question": "What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungee cord?",
   "answer": "My ass! (For all you Kung pow lovers out there)"
 },
 {
   "id": 2734,
   "question": "What’s the definition of “trust”?",
   "answer": "Two cannibals giving each other a blow job."
 },
 {
   "id": 2735,
   "question": "What was the first thing Hitler bought from the beauty shop?",
   "answer": "Polish remover"
 },
 {
   "id": 2736,
   "question": "Girl: If I climbed all the way to the top of Mt. Everest, what'd you give me?",
   "answer": "Boy: A push"
 },
 {
   "id": 2737,
   "question": "Damn girl are you a smoke detector?",
   "answer": "Because you're super annoying and wont shut the fuck up."
 },
 {
   "id": 2738,
   "question": "He's dumb, doesn't speak, eats and sleeps but saved the world many times. Who is he?",
   "answer": "Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy."
 },
 {
   "id": 2739,
   "question": "Do you want to know why black people commit so much crime?",
   "answer": "Because I want to know why you are so racist for clicking on this."
 },
 {
   "id": 2740,
   "question": "Why did psychotherapist cross the road?",
   "answer": "Totake partinthe second debate."
 },
 {
   "id": 2741,
   "question": "What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?",
   "answer": "Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer."
 },
 {
   "id": 2742,
   "question": "What's the difference between Superman and Supergirl?",
   "answer": "Supergirl has good fundamentals and great passes but she can't dunk."
 },
 {
   "id": 2743,
   "question": "What do you call an ex-military white supremacist?",
   "answer": "A veteran-aryan"
 },
 {
   "id": 2744,
   "question": "What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?",
   "answer": "A major difference. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2745,
   "question": "Who makes more money, a hooker, or a drug dealer?",
   "answer": "The hooker, because she can wash her crack and sell it again"
 },
 {
   "id": 2746,
   "question": "What did the depressed philosopher say?",
   "answer": "I drink because I am."
 },
 {
   "id": 2747,
   "question": "You ever hear about the Polish terrorist that tried to blow up a bus?",
   "answer": "he burned his lips on the exhaust pipe"
 },
 {
   "id": 2748,
   "question": "Q: Does an elephant ever forget?",
   "answer": "Q: Does an elephant ever forget? A: Only if you loan him money."
 },
 {
   "id": 2749,
   "question": "What do you call a pile of cats?",
   "answer": "A meowntain."
 },
 {
   "id": 2750,
   "question": "Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?",
   "answer": "Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2751,
   "question": "Remember Doodle-Bob from Spongebob?",
   "answer": "So do I, guy was Sketchy as hell. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2752,
   "question": "What is an umbrella doing in the shower?",
   "answer": "Practicing"
 },
 {
   "id": 2753,
   "question": "Wanna hear a good one?",
   "answer": "The current choices America has for the job of president. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2754,
   "question": "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?",
   "answer": "In 2015 humans consumed 65 million tons of bananas and only 8 monkeys."
 },
 {
   "id": 2755,
   "question": "What is the biggest joke in the world as of now?",
   "answer": "The current US presidential election"
 },
 {
   "id": 2756,
   "question": "Is Google a he or a she?",
   "answer": "A she, no doubt, because it won‘t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas. (no offence to ladies) "
 },
 {
   "id": 2757,
   "question": "If all the 7 days were to get in a fight, who would win?",
   "answer": "Either Saturday or Sunday, because all others are week days."
 },
 {
   "id": 2758,
   "question": "Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?",
   "answer": "Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium."
 },
 {
   "id": 2759,
   "question": "What's the biggest joke of 2016?",
   "answer": "Look a bit to the right."
 },
 {
   "id": 2760,
   "question": "Why do lesbians only shop at REI?",
   "answer": "Because they don't like Dick's."
 },
 {
   "id": 2761,
   "question": "Why are cats so afraid of cucumbers?",
   "answer": "Because they're 96% water"
 },
 {
   "id": 2762,
   "question": "What's the difference between men and women when it comes to drinking?",
   "answer": "My boys drive me to drink, but women drive me to drink."
 },
 {
   "id": 2763,
   "question": "What's the difference between purple and pink?",
   "answer": "The grip."
 },
 {
   "id": 2764,
   "question": "Who do you vote for if Trump drops out of the race?",
   "answer": "Write in The Pussy"
 },
 {
   "id": 2765,
   "question": "Why did the man sleep under the tractor?",
   "answer": "Because he wanted to wake up oily."
 },
 {
   "id": 2766,
   "question": "Whats the best way to get over a girl?",
   "answer": "Get under another one"
 },
 {
   "id": 2767,
   "question": "[META] Are we getting DV Brigaded?",
   "answer": "I noticed that on a couple of posts nearly every single comment was below threshold. Was that a thing that just... happened? Or are people from 4chan or something brigading us?"
 },
 {
   "id": 2768,
   "question": "Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?",
   "answer": "They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord."
 },
 {
   "id": 2769,
   "question": "What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?",
   "answer": "Illiterate Edit: like il-lit-erate"
 },
 {
   "id": 2770,
   "question": "Why does no one buy food for a platypus?",
   "answer": "They always have a big bill!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2771,
   "question": "What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?",
   "answer": "Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide."
 },
 {
   "id": 2772,
   "question": "What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?",
   "answer": "Neither of them has anything going on below the waist."
 },
 {
   "id": 2773,
   "question": "What happens when you tell a sexist joke to a feminist mod?",
   "answer": "[Removed]"
 },
 {
   "id": 2774,
   "question": "What do you call a computer that sings?",
   "answer": "A Dell"
 },
 {
   "id": 2775,
   "question": "Why did the rock go to the therapist?",
   "answer": "Because it wanted to be a little boulder."
 },
 {
   "id": 2776,
   "question": "Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?",
   "answer": "Because he didn't habanero."
 },
 {
   "id": 2777,
   "question": "Did you hear about the auntie who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster?",
   "answer": "She kept popping out of bed"
 },
 {
   "id": 2778,
   "question": "Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?",
   "answer": "You don't have electricians that are colour blind! "
 },
 {
   "id": 2779,
   "question": "What happens when a dick meets a hardass?",
   "answer": "Well... Fuck."
 },
 {
   "id": 2780,
   "question": "How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?",
   "answer": "Because Russia was Stalin"
 },
 {
   "id": 2781,
   "question": "Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?",
   "answer": "He had too much thyme on his hands."
 },
 {
   "id": 2782,
   "question": "Have you heard about the new male birth control pill?",
   "answer": "You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp."
 },
 {
   "id": 2783,
   "question": "Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?",
   "answer": "It wasn't born yesterday. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2784,
   "question": "What was the slutty princess full of?",
   "answer": "Kingdom come"
 },
 {
   "id": 2785,
   "question": "So how's the sex life?",
   "answer": "Two fellows are catching up over a pint.  Neither one of them are in the best of shape.  The older fellow says, \"Well now that you've been married a few years, how is the sex life?\" The younger fellow says, \"The wife calls me Vin Diesel when we are in the sack.\" The older fellow looks him up and down, thinks for a minute, scratches his chin, and replies, \"I'm not seeing the connection.\" The younger one sits straight with pride, \"Because when we are getting busy, she says I'm fast and furious!\""
 },
 {
   "id": 2786,
   "question": "Why is North America so salty?",
   "answer": "Because its Na."
 },
 {
   "id": 2787,
   "question": "In what state were the women bill cosby raped ?",
   "answer": "In the unconscious state"
 },
 {
   "id": 2788,
   "question": "What do you call a 1,000 pound woman sitting on a bar stool?",
   "answer": "A half-ton pickup."
 },
 {
   "id": 2789,
   "question": "Which clown has killed the most people?",
   "answer": "Ronald McDonald"
 },
 {
   "id": 2790,
   "question": "Why shouldn't you go to Africa if your scared of robots?",
   "answer": "Botswana kill you"
 },
 {
   "id": 2791,
   "question": "How do you think the unthinkable?",
   "answer": "With an ithberg"
 },
 {
   "id": 2792,
   "question": "What's the difference between anal and oral?",
   "answer": "Oral will make your whole day, Anal will make your hole weak"
 },
 {
   "id": 2793,
   "question": "what do you call a chinese millionaire?",
   "answer": "Cha Ching"
 },
 {
   "id": 2794,
   "question": "What do you get when you cross a Hell's Angel with a Jehovah's Witness?",
   "answer": "Someone who knocks on your door and tells YOU to fuck off."
 },
 {
   "id": 2795,
   "question": "Have you heard about the new TV show NBC is working on with Donald Trump?",
   "answer": "It's called: \"To Catch a President\"."
 },
 {
   "id": 2796,
   "question": "Why does Trump watch the Olympics?",
   "answer": "To see how high Mexicans can jump"
 },
 {
   "id": 2797,
   "question": "What do you call an italian pro-gun activist?",
   "answer": "Pro-shooto"
 },
 {
   "id": 2798,
   "question": "How do tennis players decide who serves first?",
   "answer": "By having sex...  First come first serve"
 },
 {
   "id": 2799,
   "question": "What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?",
   "answer": "Make me one with everything"
 },
 {
   "id": 2800,
   "question": "What do you call a Norse god after a workout?",
   "answer": "Thor"
 },
 {
   "id": 2801,
   "question": "What do you call a man with no body and a nose ?",
   "answer": "Nobody knows!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2802,
   "question": "What do emos say at good parties?",
   "answer": "It slit."
 },
 {
   "id": 2803,
   "question": "Why don't people eat clocks?",
   "answer": "It's too time consuming."
 },
 {
   "id": 2804,
   "question": "What do jews and people of GTA have in common?",
   "answer": "You get chased if you have a star"
 },
 {
   "id": 2805,
   "question": "Did you hear about the magical tractor?",
   "answer": "It turned into a field"
 },
 {
   "id": 2806,
   "question": "What is Al Qaeda's favourite team?",
   "answer": "New York Jets"
 },
 {
   "id": 2807,
   "question": "What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?",
   "answer": "About halfway"
 },
 {
   "id": 2808,
   "question": "How do you count cows?",
   "answer": "You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want."
 },
 {
   "id": 2809,
   "question": "Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?",
   "answer": "Because in the interview they answered every question with \"sea senor\""
 },
 {
   "id": 2810,
   "question": "What's the coldest type of reptile?",
   "answer": "Blizzards. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2811,
   "question": "What do the trees say when it rains?",
   "answer": "Oh, what a relief! "
 },
 {
   "id": 2812,
   "question": "What do you call a heavy punch from Beyonce?",
   "answer": "A Sasha Fierce!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2813,
   "question": "What's something you can drive, but also throw?",
   "answer": "A Fit!!!!!!!!!!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2814,
   "question": "What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?",
   "answer": "Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll"
 },
 {
   "id": 2815,
   "question": "What do you call Bigfoot when he has an attitude?",
   "answer": "A sass-squatch."
 },
 {
   "id": 2816,
   "question": "What is it called when a chemist has a really great winter break?",
   "answer": "Litmus"
 },
 {
   "id": 2817,
   "question": "Why did the dog go to the hospital?",
   "answer": "He was feeling ruff."
 },
 {
   "id": 2818,
   "question": "What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?",
   "answer": "One makes your whole week, the other makes your hole weak."
 },
 {
   "id": 2819,
   "question": "Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?",
   "answer": "It lost its porpoise. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2820,
   "question": "How did NASCAR get that name?",
   "answer": "Redneck: 'That's nascar ye got there.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 2821,
   "question": "Why are black people so fast?",
   "answer": "Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away....."
 },
 {
   "id": 2822,
   "question": "Did you hear about that new jewish barista?",
   "answer": "Hebrews coffee"
 },
 {
   "id": 2823,
   "question": "What Did Ezio's Girlfriend Say to Him After Sex?",
   "answer": "Ubisoft."
 },
 {
   "id": 2824,
   "question": "Why did the corn maze go back to school?",
   "answer": "It was tired of working in a dead end field."
 },
 {
   "id": 2825,
   "question": "Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?",
   "answer": "You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2826,
   "question": "Why didn't the Middle Eastern man go to jail?",
   "answer": "Because hijab his wife, but nobody cared."
 },
 {
   "id": 2827,
   "question": "Why are basketball players so tall?",
   "answer": "They're knee grows."
 },
 {
   "id": 2828,
   "question": "Did you hear about the rash of manhole cover thefts?",
   "answer": "They're calling it the Great Drain Robbery"
 },
 {
   "id": 2829,
   "question": "Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?",
   "answer": "Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2830,
   "question": "Wanna hear my campfire jokes?",
   "answer": "They're straight fire Wanna hear s'more? I deal crackers by the graham"
 },
 {
   "id": 2831,
   "question": "What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?",
   "answer": "Well plaid."
 },
 {
   "id": 2832,
   "question": "Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?",
   "answer": "It was the knight time"
 },
 {
   "id": 2833,
   "question": "What do you call a fly without wings?",
   "answer": "(Paste unoriginal joke here)"
 },
 {
   "id": 2834,
   "question": "Have you heard my construction joke?",
   "answer": "I'm working on it."
 },
 {
   "id": 2835,
   "question": "What do you call a cat in love?",
   "answer": "Romeow"
 },
 {
   "id": 2836,
   "question": "What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?",
   "answer": "Allah Be Back. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2837,
   "question": "What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?",
   "answer": "Forget about it."
 },
 {
   "id": 2838,
   "question": "What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to?",
   "answer": "Prostate"
 },
 {
   "id": 2839,
   "question": "Do you have any naked pictures of your wife?",
   "answer": "No? Would you like to buy some?"
 },
 {
   "id": 2840,
   "question": "Did you know that my grandpa died in Auschwitz?",
   "answer": "He fell from the guard tower."
 },
 {
   "id": 2841,
   "question": "Why do accountants make good lovers?",
   "answer": "Q: Why do accountants make good lovers?  A: They're great with figures."
 },
 {
   "id": 2842,
   "question": "Why did the blonde tip-toe near the medicine cabinet?",
   "answer": "Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills."
 },
 {
   "id": 2843,
   "question": "Why are there no black magicians?",
   "answer": "They get arrested when they make something disappear."
 },
 {
   "id": 2844,
   "question": "What's the difference between a camera and a foot?",
   "answer": "A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)"
 },
 {
   "id": 2845,
   "question": "What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?",
   "answer": "Americas already got two running for president."
 },
 {
   "id": 2846,
   "question": "What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?",
   "answer": "Dind Dong"
 },
 {
   "id": 2847,
   "question": "How do you know you've been burgled by asians?",
   "answer": "You come home to find your math homework was done, your computer was upgraded, and they're still trying to back down the driveway."
 },
 {
   "id": 2848,
   "question": "What's great about having sex with twenty-two-year-olds?",
   "answer": "It's totally legal and not creepy you sick weirdos. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2849,
   "question": "What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?",
   "answer": "\"Don't worry, I'm just amounting."
 },
 {
   "id": 2850,
   "question": "What's it called when Batman walks out of church?",
   "answer": "Christian Bale Hah"
 },
 {
   "id": 2851,
   "question": "What makes you really cool?",
   "answer": "Getting locked inside a walk-in freezer"
 },
 {
   "id": 2852,
   "question": "Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?",
   "answer": "Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors"
 },
 {
   "id": 2853,
   "question": "What programs do cultists watch shows on?",
   "answer": "Ct-hulu"
 },
 {
   "id": 2854,
   "question": "What do me and Subway have in common?",
   "answer": "12 inches"
 },
 {
   "id": 2855,
   "question": "Hey, are you cold?",
   "answer": "Go over to the corner, it's 90 degress"
 },
 {
   "id": 2856,
   "question": "Why was the baby late to his 5'clock appointment?",
   "answer": "'cause he had shit to do."
 },
 {
   "id": 2857,
   "question": "Want to hear a dirty joke?",
   "answer": "Sam played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Sam took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear another dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door. Enjoy this middle school level joke I suddenly remembered for some reason. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2858,
   "question": "In a farmers market, Farmer A sells pumpkins, Farmer B sells strawberries, what does Farmer C sell?",
   "answer": "Medicine ... runs off ..."
 },
 {
   "id": 2859,
   "question": "Why is black comedy important?",
   "answer": "Because black laughs matter"
 },
 {
   "id": 2860,
   "question": "What does a microcontroller say when it can't answer a question?",
   "answer": "Ardunno"
 },
 {
   "id": 2861,
   "question": "Have you heard of global warming?",
   "answer": "It's a hot new trend."
 },
 {
   "id": 2862,
   "question": "What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?",
   "answer": "A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause."
 },
 {
   "id": 2863,
   "question": "What do you call a stabilizing greek?",
   "answer": "A.... GYROScope"
 },
 {
   "id": 2864,
   "question": "What's does an extractor fan sound like?",
   "answer": ".... I used to love tractors "
 },
 {
   "id": 2865,
   "question": "Why are schoolhouse red?",
   "answer": "You'd be red too if you had 8 periods a day."
 },
 {
   "id": 2866,
   "question": "If dad's get dad jokes, what do mom's do?",
   "answer": "The dishes!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2867,
   "question": "Why does Santa Clause have no children?",
   "answer": "Because you only comes one a year and its down a chimney!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2868,
   "question": "Why do Jews have big noses?",
   "answer": "cuz air is free"
 },
 {
   "id": 2869,
   "question": "Why do jews have such big noses?",
   "answer": "Because oxygen is free"
 },
 {
   "id": 2870,
   "question": "What’s the last thing that goes thru a bug’s mind as he hits the windshield?",
   "answer": "What’s the last thing that goes thru a bug’s mind as he hits the windshield? His butt."
 },
 {
   "id": 2871,
   "question": "What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?",
   "answer": "Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes."
 },
 {
   "id": 2872,
   "question": "Why did the policeman smell bad?",
   "answer": "Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty."
 },
 {
   "id": 2873,
   "question": "What console did Nintendo make for special ed kids?",
   "answer": "The Nintendo Wii-Tard "
 },
 {
   "id": 2874,
   "question": "What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?",
   "answer": "They both have the same middle name."
 },
 {
   "id": 2875,
   "question": "What's pink and smells of ginger?",
   "answer": "Fred Astaire's finger."
 },
 {
   "id": 2876,
   "question": "What do you call an average ogre?",
   "answer": "Mediogre."
 },
 {
   "id": 2877,
   "question": "Why do women wear makeup and perfume?",
   "answer": "Because they are ugly and they stink."
 },
 {
   "id": 2878,
   "question": "What does a nosey pepper do?",
   "answer": "Gets jalapeno business!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2879,
   "question": "What is an orthodox Jew's biggest dilemma?",
   "answer": "Free pork."
 },
 {
   "id": 2880,
   "question": "How do you circumsise a redneck?",
   "answer": "Kick his sister in the chin."
 },
 {
   "id": 2881,
   "question": "What is 13 inches long, has a purple head and makes a woman scream all night long?",
   "answer": "Crib death."
 },
 {
   "id": 2882,
   "question": "What is the life motto of a Frenchman?",
   "answer": "No gain no pain."
 },
 {
   "id": 2883,
   "question": "What do you call a Latino eating canned lunch meat?",
   "answer": "hiSPAMic"
 },
 {
   "id": 2884,
   "question": "Why did Eddie Albert have to go to the dentist?",
   "answer": "Because he had Green Acres!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2885,
   "question": "What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?",
   "answer": "Chicken Caesar salad."
 },
 {
   "id": 2886,
   "question": "What do you call a charred exotic psychic?",
   "answer": "A rare medium well done. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2887,
   "question": "Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?",
   "answer": "Because Oct31 = Dec25"
 },
 {
   "id": 2888,
   "question": "Why did Thor decide to sleep in?",
   "answer": "He was up all night to Get Loki."
 },
 {
   "id": 2889,
   "question": "Why did the fly fly?",
   "answer": "Because the spider spied'er. (SFW)"
 },
 {
   "id": 2890,
   "question": "What do grapes and a bicycle both have in common?",
   "answer": "They both have handlebars! Well.. Except for the grapes.."
 },
 {
   "id": 2891,
   "question": "Did you hear the one about improv?",
   "answer": "Yeah. And?"
 },
 {
   "id": 2892,
   "question": "Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?",
   "answer": "He had  -ity!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2893,
   "question": "Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?",
   "answer": "Walking. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2894,
   "question": "Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician?",
   "answer": "He worked it out with a pencil."
 },
 {
   "id": 2895,
   "question": "Did you hear about those new corduroy pillows?",
   "answer": "They're making headlines..."
 },
 {
   "id": 2896,
   "question": "What does a gay bear and The World Series have in common?",
   "answer": "They can never have Cubs! "
 },
 {
   "id": 2897,
   "question": "What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?",
   "answer": "A suicide vest will blow you"
 },
 {
   "id": 2898,
   "question": "What do classical pianists take with them to the grocery store?",
   "answer": "Their Chopin Liszt "
 },
 {
   "id": 2899,
   "question": "What happens when a feminist shoots a gun?",
   "answer": "The gun gets triggered."
 },
 {
   "id": 2900,
   "question": "Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?",
   "answer": "Because there's more birds in it."
 },
 {
   "id": 2901,
   "question": "Why wasn't the droid hungry?",
   "answer": "Because BB8"
 },
 {
   "id": 2902,
   "question": "How do you have sex with a vegetable?",
   "answer": "Ask if they want to-mate-O."
 },
 {
   "id": 2903,
   "question": "What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?",
   "answer": "Their victims never see them coming."
 },
 {
   "id": 2904,
   "question": "How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb?",
   "answer": "None because feminist can't change anything."
 },
 {
   "id": 2905,
   "question": "What's the quickest way to a man's heart?",
   "answer": "Through the chest plate."
 },
 {
   "id": 2906,
   "question": "What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?",
   "answer": "They don't get better with age "
 },
 {
   "id": 2907,
   "question": "Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?",
   "answer": "banana is yellow,dynamite is red"
 },
 {
   "id": 2908,
   "question": "What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?",
   "answer": "Stark industries has actually turned a profit"
 },
 {
   "id": 2909,
   "question": "What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?",
   "answer": "Sexual harassment. What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?  $3.99 a minute"
 },
 {
   "id": 2910,
   "question": "How do you catch a unique bunny?",
   "answer": "Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way."
 },
 {
   "id": 2911,
   "question": "Why are camels bad at sex?",
   "answer": "They can only get up to two humps"
 },
 {
   "id": 2912,
   "question": "How Do Rednecks Celebrate Halloween?",
   "answer": "They Pump Kin."
 },
 {
   "id": 2913,
   "question": "Why does Oedipus hate profanity?",
   "answer": "He kisses his mother with that mouth."
 },
 {
   "id": 2914,
   "question": "What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?",
   "answer": "Timing"
 },
 {
   "id": 2915,
   "question": "Why did Jesus have a six pack?",
   "answer": "It was from all the cross-training..."
 },
 {
   "id": 2916,
   "question": "Have you got a Masturbation addiction?",
   "answer": "Message me, and we can beat it together"
 },
 {
   "id": 2917,
   "question": "What's Michelle's favourite vegetable?",
   "answer": "Barackoli (I'm sorry I'll leave now...)"
 },
 {
   "id": 2918,
   "question": "How does a French soldier greet his comrades?",
   "answer": "Salut!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2919,
   "question": "What’s the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?",
   "answer": "You can negotiate with a terrorist."
 },
 {
   "id": 2920,
   "question": "What did the lipstick and the eye-shadow do after they got into a fight?",
   "answer": "Had makeup sex"
 },
 {
   "id": 2921,
   "question": "How do four whores sit on one chair?",
   "answer": "They turn it over."
 },
 {
   "id": 2922,
   "question": "What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?",
   "answer": "\"Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 2923,
   "question": "Why are black people so tall?",
   "answer": "Because their knee grows."
 },
 {
   "id": 2924,
   "question": "What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?",
   "answer": "Cher nob'll fall out."
 },
 {
   "id": 2925,
   "question": "What is good about being Swiss?",
   "answer": "Well, the flag is a big plus."
 },
 {
   "id": 2926,
   "question": "What is big and brown and plays the accordion?",
   "answer": "Lawrence Elk"
 },
 {
   "id": 2927,
   "question": "What's the difference between babies and boomerangs?",
   "answer": "If you throw a boomerang correctly, it will come back..."
 },
 {
   "id": 2928,
   "question": "What do you call an underwater owl?",
   "answer": "Owlnderwater"
 },
 {
   "id": 2929,
   "question": "Why are asians bad at football?",
   "answer": "They are always going the Wong way."
 },
 {
   "id": 2930,
   "question": "Why are the cops shooting so many black men?",
   "answer": "There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one."
 },
 {
   "id": 2931,
   "question": "What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes ?",
   "answer": "Nothing, you already told 'em twice."
 },
 {
   "id": 2932,
   "question": "What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?",
   "answer": "A cow with a cold."
 },
 {
   "id": 2933,
   "question": "How long is a china-man?",
   "answer": "Excuse the question mark, \"How Long\" is in fact a china man."
 },
 {
   "id": 2934,
   "question": "What do Boobs and Lego have in common?",
   "answer": "Both are intended for children, but it's the Dads who end up playing with them most."
 },
 {
   "id": 2935,
   "question": "How did I escape Iraq?",
   "answer": "Iran"
 },
 {
   "id": 2936,
   "question": "How did Feminism start?",
   "answer": "With an unlocked kitchen door"
 },
 {
   "id": 2937,
   "question": "what do you call a mexican on the moon ?",
   "answer": "an Astronaut you Racist"
 },
 {
   "id": 2938,
   "question": "Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?",
   "answer": "My name is Paul."
 },
 {
   "id": 2939,
   "question": "How can you tell if a pedophile is Jewish?",
   "answer": "\"Hey little kid!  Want to buy some candy?\""
 },
 {
   "id": 2940,
   "question": "A joke for you Europeans: What do you call the border between humanity and animals?",
   "answer": "The Mediterranean Sea "
 },
 {
   "id": 2941,
   "question": "What's the most common view of porn?",
   "answer": "In HD."
 },
 {
   "id": 2942,
   "question": "Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?",
   "answer": "Because he took the stairs."
 },
 {
   "id": 2943,
   "question": "How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?",
   "answer": "Zero"
 },
 {
   "id": 2944,
   "question": "What did Chris Brown's dad say to him after the Rihanna incident?",
   "answer": "\"Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!\""
 },
 {
   "id": 2945,
   "question": "How do you catch digital fish?",
   "answer": "With clickbait, of course!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2946,
   "question": "What types of jokes grow on you?",
   "answer": "They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2947,
   "question": "What did the Jamaican say was his favourite country?",
   "answer": "yea-mon"
 },
 {
   "id": 2948,
   "question": "What do you call a can after it completes college?",
   "answer": "A graduated cylinder."
 },
 {
   "id": 2949,
   "question": "Why was the Mexican bad at archery?",
   "answer": "He didn't habanero"
 },
 {
   "id": 2950,
   "question": "What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?",
   "answer": "Aye Matey"
 },
 {
   "id": 2951,
   "question": "Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?",
   "answer": "You don't look a gift horse in the mouth."
 },
 {
   "id": 2952,
   "question": "What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?",
   "answer": "Sugar is on the lips. :-)"
 },
 {
   "id": 2953,
   "question": "Why did the can crusher quit his job?",
   "answer": "Because it was soda-pressing"
 },
 {
   "id": 2954,
   "question": "If a fire fighter has two eyes, then what does a ballerina have?",
   "answer": "Two, too"
 },
 {
   "id": 2955,
   "question": "Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?",
   "answer": "Polly want a Cracker. "
 },
 {
   "id": 2956,
   "question": "What do fat people in Syria need?",
   "answer": "Aleppo suction."
 },
 {
   "id": 2957,
   "question": "What did the penis say to the condom???",
   "answer": "Cover me, I'm going in"
 },
 {
   "id": 2958,
   "question": "What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?",
   "answer": "One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number."
 },
 {
   "id": 2959,
   "question": "What do you call a Santa Claus who kidnaps people?",
   "answer": "Santa Clown"
 },
 {
   "id": 2960,
   "question": "Why didn't the Mexican go bow hunting?",
   "answer": "Because he didn't habanero"
 },
 {
   "id": 2961,
   "question": "What do snitches and cuts have in common?",
   "answer": "They both get stitches "
 },
 {
   "id": 2962,
   "question": "Why do some find the postal service offensive?",
   "answer": "Because the postal service assumes items being shipped are male."
 },
 {
   "id": 2963,
   "question": "Why do elephants have 4 feet?",
   "answer": "Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do"
 },
 {
   "id": 2964,
   "question": "How do they package bread at the bakery?",
   "answer": "They baguette."
 },
 {
   "id": 2965,
   "question": "Have you heard what they're now calling Pokemon Go?",
   "answer": "Pokemon Went."
 },
 {
   "id": 2966,
   "question": "Whats the difference between a cat and a comma?",
   "answer": "A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause."
 },
 {
   "id": 2967,
   "question": "Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?",
   "answer": "I told her that drinks were on the house"
 },
 {
   "id": 2968,
   "question": "What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship?",
   "answer": "Tyrannosaurus Ex"
 },
 {
   "id": 2969,
   "question": "How do you kill a group of clowns?",
   "answer": "You go for the juggler."
 },
 {
   "id": 2970,
   "question": "You know what's really dumb?",
   "answer": "Directions on toilet paper. What’s dumber than that? Reading them. Even dumber? Reading them and learning something. Dumbest of all? Reading them and having to correct something you’ve been doing wrong."
 },
 {
   "id": 2971,
   "question": "What do you call a Mexican with small muscles?",
   "answer": "No whey José."
 },
 {
   "id": 2972,
   "question": "What's that one room zombies can never enter?",
   "answer": "the LIVING room"
 },
 {
   "id": 2973,
   "question": "What would a child call a Nazi porta-potty?",
   "answer": "Wasist das! (Dass; an outhouse)"
 },
 {
   "id": 2974,
   "question": "Whar would Samuel Langhorne Clemens' alias be if he wrote country music?",
   "answer": "Mark "
 },
 {
   "id": 2975,
   "question": "What happened to the German man's luggage?",
   "answer": "It was Lufthansa plane"
 },
 {
   "id": 2976,
   "question": "What's the worst part about eating out a grandma?",
   "answer": "Have you ever pulled apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"
 },
 {
   "id": 2977,
   "question": "Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?",
   "answer": "Never mind. I shouldn't spread it."
 },
 {
   "id": 2978,
   "question": "So two Douches decide to park next to each other, how many spaces do they take up?",
   "answer": "Six, Six Spaces"
 },
 {
   "id": 2979,
   "question": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?",
   "answer": "An investigator!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2980,
   "question": "Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?",
   "answer": "Because they can't see."
 },
 {
   "id": 2981,
   "question": "What's grey and can't swim?",
   "answer": "A castle"
 },
 {
   "id": 2982,
   "question": "What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?",
   "answer": "There's no jack "
 },
 {
   "id": 2983,
   "question": "What do you tell your wife with two black eyes?",
   "answer": "Nothing, you already told her twice."
 },
 {
   "id": 2984,
   "question": "Why does the ejaculating turtle appear to be getting larger?",
   "answer": "It's cumming tortoise "
 },
 {
   "id": 2985,
   "question": "What does an Aboriginal couple practice once a month?",
   "answer": "Oral tradition"
 },
 {
   "id": 2986,
   "question": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
   "answer": "For being out standing in his field."
 },
 {
   "id": 2987,
   "question": "What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?",
   "answer": "David Buoy"
 },
 {
   "id": 2988,
   "question": "What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?",
   "answer": "Welp. You dim sum, you lose some"
 },
 {
   "id": 2989,
   "question": "What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?",
   "answer": "\"Sir\" from a distance."
 },
 {
   "id": 2990,
   "question": "Did you hear about the guy who fell in a vat at the eyeglass factory?",
   "answer": "He really made a spectacle of himself."
 },
 {
   "id": 2991,
   "question": "hi What did the stork say to the couple?",
   "answer": "Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)"
 },
 {
   "id": 2992,
   "question": "What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?",
   "answer": "A Doctor."
 },
 {
   "id": 2993,
   "question": "What does a chef with a chronic masturbation issue cook?",
   "answer": "Fapjacks!"
 },
 {
   "id": 2994,
   "question": "What type of acid is best to use from time to time?",
   "answer": "Periodic acid."
 },
 {
   "id": 2995,
   "question": "How did Barack propose to Michelle?",
   "answer": "He got down on one knee and said, \"I don't wanna be Obama self.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 2996,
   "question": "What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?",
   "answer": "Justice isn't always black and white"
 },
 {
   "id": 2997,
   "question": "Did you hear about that hole in the wall of the strip club?",
   "answer": "The police are looking into it."
 },
 {
   "id": 2998,
   "question": "At what time in the day do rockets eat and why?",
   "answer": "At noon because they take LAUNCH."
 },
 {
   "id": 2999,
   "question": "What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?",
   "answer": "He wiped his bum."
 },
 {
   "id": 3000,
   "question": "what time is it?",
   "answer": "Time to get a watch😂😂😂😂😂"
 },
 {
   "id": 3001,
   "question": "What did Tammy say after she refused to vaccinate her child?",
   "answer": "\"It's never to late to get an abortion.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 3002,
   "question": "Who is Santa Claus?",
   "answer": "Because if in Spanish, \"Santo\" or \"San\" is used for male saints... (San Francisco, San Diego) And \"Santa\" is used for female saints... (Santa Monica, Santa Barbara) Wouldn't that make Santa Claus transsexual?"
 },
 {
   "id": 3003,
   "question": "Does anyone know any good gags?",
   "answer": "Said Kim's robber."
 },
 {
   "id": 3004,
   "question": "What do a Prius and a penis have in common?",
   "answer": "Neither makes noise when pulling out."
 },
 {
   "id": 3005,
   "question": "How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?",
   "answer": "WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3006,
   "question": "What do you call the male equivalent of a Feminist?",
   "answer": "A chauvinistic pig."
 },
 {
   "id": 3007,
   "question": "What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?",
   "answer": "He went back to square one...."
 },
 {
   "id": 3008,
   "question": "Did you hear Kim Kardashian got robbed by two armed men?",
   "answer": "They stole her diamonds and gold but left her with a pearl necklace."
 },
 {
   "id": 3009,
   "question": "Why did the cow tip over?",
   "answer": "Excellent service. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3010,
   "question": "Why do we call sad people blue?",
   "answer": "Because they're cyan."
 },
 {
   "id": 3011,
   "question": "How recognize a blonde's computer ?",
   "answer": "There is correction fluid on screen."
 },
 {
   "id": 3012,
   "question": "What did the pirates say who stole Kim Kardashians jewelry?",
   "answer": "We wanted her booty!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3013,
   "question": "What are a musician's favourite letters?",
   "answer": "P and O."
 },
 {
   "id": 3014,
   "question": "You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?",
   "answer": "That's your common sense leaving your body."
 },
 {
   "id": 3015,
   "question": "What's the difference between Donald Trump and Moby Dick?",
   "answer": "Moby is just named Dick but Trump is an actual dick. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3016,
   "question": "What's the best part about a selfie stick?",
   "answer": "You don't have to look far to find something to beat the user of one in the head. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3017,
   "question": "What do you call a jewish man?",
   "answer": "By his name"
 },
 {
   "id": 3018,
   "question": "How does a flower get pollinated?",
   "answer": "Beez Nuts!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3019,
   "question": "You hear the one about the cow that told too many jokes?",
   "answer": "They say he was milking it."
 },
 {
   "id": 3020,
   "question": "Did you hear the one about the falling eggs?",
   "answer": "It will crack you up I'll just go now"
 },
 {
   "id": 3021,
   "question": "Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?",
   "answer": "They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)"
 },
 {
   "id": 3022,
   "question": "What Does A Ghost Cow Say?",
   "answer": "Moo!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3023,
   "question": "Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?",
   "answer": "TL;DR"
 },
 {
   "id": 3024,
   "question": "How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?",
   "answer": "A sumo wrestler shaves his legs."
 },
 {
   "id": 3025,
   "question": "Why is the magnet on medication?",
   "answer": "Because it's bipolar"
 },
 {
   "id": 3026,
   "question": "How many baby's does it take to paint a house?",
   "answer": "Depends on how hard you throw them "
 },
 {
   "id": 3027,
   "question": "What do you call a gay couch?",
   "answer": "A Homo-sectional"
 },
 {
   "id": 3028,
   "question": "What did the one tree say to the other tree?",
   "answer": "I'd best be leafing. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3029,
   "question": "Why does Dr Pepper come in a can?",
   "answer": "Because his wife left him."
 },
 {
   "id": 3030,
   "question": "What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?",
   "answer": "Tenants. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3031,
   "question": "Want to hear a joke?",
   "answer": "Reddiquette"
 },
 {
   "id": 3032,
   "question": "Why can't Helen Keller drive?",
   "answer": "Because she's a woman"
 },
 {
   "id": 3033,
   "question": "What do you call a spider that likes 80s music?",
   "answer": "A Durantula. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3034,
   "question": "Why did the can-crusher quit his job?",
   "answer": "Because it was soda pressing."
 },
 {
   "id": 3035,
   "question": "When is a door, not a door?",
   "answer": "...  when it's ajar."
 },
 {
   "id": 3036,
   "question": "What do you call a slightly incomplete Yahtzee set?",
   "answer": "\"Pair o' Dice Lost\""
 },
 {
   "id": 3037,
   "question": "Did you hear about Syrian sex dolls?",
   "answer": "They blow themselves up!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3038,
   "question": "How are crayons like people?",
   "answer": "The white ones are usually pretty pointless"
 },
 {
   "id": 3039,
   "question": "What's a racists favorite song by the Rolling Stones?",
   "answer": "Paint it, black!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3040,
   "question": "How do feminists like their eggs cooked?",
   "answer": "Ovary-Z"
 },
 {
   "id": 3041,
   "question": "Did you hear about the physics student that committed suicide by jumping off a skyscraper?",
   "answer": "What a shame. He had so much potential."
 },
 {
   "id": 3042,
   "question": "Why was the 6 afraid of 7?",
   "answer": "Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter... "
 },
 {
   "id": 3043,
   "question": "what's worse than having a cold right before a job interview ?",
   "answer": "the holocaust"
 },
 {
   "id": 3044,
   "question": "What do you call a couple of moles drunk and high off sugar?",
   "answer": "Molasses"
 },
 {
   "id": 3045,
   "question": "What type of fruit can you not eat just one of?",
   "answer": "A Pair!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3046,
   "question": "How do you pick up a Jewish girl?",
   "answer": "Go to Auschwitz with a dust pan"
 },
 {
   "id": 3047,
   "question": "Did you hear about the 2 men who stole a calendar?",
   "answer": "They each got 6 months."
 },
 {
   "id": 3048,
   "question": "What do you call a prostitute that does both men and women?",
   "answer": "An omniwhore"
 },
 {
   "id": 3049,
   "question": "what's the difference between an irish wedding and an irish funeral?",
   "answer": "one guest"
 },
 {
   "id": 3050,
   "question": "How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?",
   "answer": "Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener ....."
 },
 {
   "id": 3051,
   "question": "Why did Sarah fall off the swing?",
   "answer": "...because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah."
 },
 {
   "id": 3052,
   "question": "How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?",
   "answer": "Buy high sell higher."
 },
 {
   "id": 3053,
   "question": "Wats d height of hope?",
   "answer": "It is: sitting in d exam hall, holding d question paper in hand n tellin ur self “dude, dntg worry. Exams wilg get postponed!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3054,
   "question": "Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a sinking ship in the middle of the ocean. Who survives?",
   "answer": "AMERICA!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3055,
   "question": "What do we want?",
   "answer": "Race car noises. When do we want them? Neoooooooooooooooooooooow"
 },
 {
   "id": 3056,
   "question": "What do you call a dizzy Asian?",
   "answer": "Disoriented. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3057,
   "question": "Why do crowd control police go earlier to work?",
   "answer": "To beat the crowd."
 },
 {
   "id": 3058,
   "question": "Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?",
   "answer": "Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood."
 },
 {
   "id": 3059,
   "question": "What do Dick Cheney and Jim Kelly have in common?",
   "answer": "They both make bad hunters. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3060,
   "question": "Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?",
   "answer": "Because everything that stays there just ends up dying. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3061,
   "question": "What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?",
   "answer": "Dam!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3062,
   "question": "What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?",
   "answer": "\"They remember\""
 },
 {
   "id": 3063,
   "question": "Hey There's 20 Letters in The Alphabet Right?",
   "answer": "\"Hey there's 20 letters in the alphabet right?\" \"Umm, actually there's 26.\" \"Oh, I forgot U R A Q T.\" \"That's sweet, but you're missing a letter.\" \"Oh don't worry, you'll get the D later.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 3064,
   "question": "Do know what a honeymoon salad is?",
   "answer": "Lettuce alone and no dressing. Picked from the Stephen Colbert show."
 },
 {
   "id": 3065,
   "question": "Why did the stand up comic quit comedy to become a obstetrician?",
   "answer": "He needed to work on his delivery."
 },
 {
   "id": 3066,
   "question": "Did you here what the waiter did at the restaurant?",
   "answer": "He waited"
 },
 {
   "id": 3067,
   "question": "Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?",
   "answer": "Because his pythons were sick"
 },
 {
   "id": 3068,
   "question": "hi What did the painter say to the paint can?",
   "answer": "A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)"
 },
 {
   "id": 3069,
   "question": "Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?",
   "answer": "Because he couldn't Bear children. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3070,
   "question": "hi What did the mime say to the wall?",
   "answer": "Tough getting by these days ."
 },
 {
   "id": 3071,
   "question": "How does the Asian chef get to work?",
   "answer": "He woks."
 },
 {
   "id": 3072,
   "question": "what does the Jewish baker say when ba customer leaves his store?",
   "answer": "Challah!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3073,
   "question": "What did the raped dog said to the PETA activist?",
   "answer": "Thank god I am not an African kid."
 },
 {
   "id": 3074,
   "question": "How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?",
   "answer": "Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers "
 },
 {
   "id": 3075,
   "question": "What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song?",
   "answer": "All Apologies "
 },
 {
   "id": 3076,
   "question": "What salad is bad for your health?",
   "answer": "Seizure salad. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3077,
   "question": "When is the Speech Therapy Class?",
   "answer": "It's hard to say."
 },
 {
   "id": 3078,
   "question": "What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?",
   "answer": "If you have a star, you are getting chased."
 },
 {
   "id": 3079,
   "question": "What do you call chips that aren't yours?",
   "answer": "Nacho chips"
 },
 {
   "id": 3080,
   "question": "What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?",
   "answer": "One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick."
 },
 {
   "id": 3081,
   "question": "Do you know where multipliers are made?",
   "answer": "In a factory."
 },
 {
   "id": 3082,
   "question": "What's a gay man's favorite planet?",
   "answer": "Probably Earth, but if he's into colonizing other planets, maybe Mars."
 },
 {
   "id": 3083,
   "question": "How do you defeat a kappa?",
   "answer": "Shoot to spill."
 },
 {
   "id": 3084,
   "question": "What do you call a stoner with Down's Syndrome?",
   "answer": "A Baked Potato."
 },
 {
   "id": 3085,
   "question": "What type of martial arts do they practice in Israel?",
   "answer": "Jew jitsu"
 },
 {
   "id": 3086,
   "question": "why did hitler commit suicide?",
   "answer": "Because he saw the gas bill (Thanks nofx)"
 },
 {
   "id": 3087,
   "question": "Why is Rose sad?",
   "answer": "Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7."
 },
 {
   "id": 3088,
   "question": "What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?",
   "answer": "They're both myths.  EDIT: spelling"
 },
 {
   "id": 3089,
   "question": "why are fish good astronauts?",
   "answer": "They love trouter space!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3090,
   "question": "Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?",
   "answer": "There was a frog in her throat. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3091,
   "question": "What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?",
   "answer": "Neil Armstrong walked ON the moon, and Michael Jackson had sex with kids. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3092,
   "question": "What does Trumps Hair and a Thong have in common..?",
   "answer": "They both barely cover the asshole."
 },
 {
   "id": 3093,
   "question": "What do you call a group of geeks eating cupcakes?",
   "answer": "The Hight-T department"
 },
 {
   "id": 3094,
   "question": "What's the loudest noise in the world?",
   "answer": "A skeleton masturbating in a biscuit tin "
 },
 {
   "id": 3095,
   "question": "Two black guys are in a car, who's driving?",
   "answer": "The cop"
 },
 {
   "id": 3096,
   "question": "What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?",
   "answer": "The runway"
 },
 {
   "id": 3097,
   "question": "What makes for a good first date?",
   "answer": "NOT MOVIES"
 },
 {
   "id": 3098,
   "question": "What's the difference between a black guy and snow tires?",
   "answer": "Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on."
 },
 {
   "id": 3099,
   "question": "How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?",
   "answer": "When the color of the license plates start to change. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3100,
   "question": "Do you know how many planets are in the solar system?",
   "answer": "7, after I destroy Uranus. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3101,
   "question": "What did Elon Musk get after his talk on colonizing Mars?",
   "answer": "Shit questions."
 },
 {
   "id": 3102,
   "question": "What did the DNA say to the other DNA?",
   "answer": "“Do these genes make me look fat?”"
 },
 {
   "id": 3103,
   "question": "What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?",
   "answer": "BA-NA-NA-NAAAAAA!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3104,
   "question": "Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?",
   "answer": "All they said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach …”"
 },
 {
   "id": 3105,
   "question": "What's going be America's largest export once Trump gets elected?",
   "answer": "Americans."
 },
 {
   "id": 3106,
   "question": "Why don't call centers hire alligators?",
   "answer": "They can't croco-dial the phones."
 },
 {
   "id": 3107,
   "question": "Where do rednecks eat in the city?",
   "answer": "Hick-fil-a"
 },
 {
   "id": 3108,
   "question": "Do you know what makes pink lemonade pink?",
   "answer": "Strawberries. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3109,
   "question": "what do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?",
   "answer": "A receding hairline "
 },
 {
   "id": 3110,
   "question": "What do you call a political conservative woman who is required to always be there?",
   "answer": "Amanda Tory"
 },
 {
   "id": 3111,
   "question": "What is a pedophile's favorite musical note?",
   "answer": "A Minor."
 },
 {
   "id": 3112,
   "question": "Did you hear about the orchestra that got electrocuted?",
   "answer": "Some blame it on the conductor."
 },
 {
   "id": 3113,
   "question": "Why do Asians like to have military time on?",
   "answer": "So they can do math"
 },
 {
   "id": 3114,
   "question": "Did you guys see the score of the Egypt vs Ethiopia soccer match?",
   "answer": "Egypt 8 ..  Ethiopia didn't"
 },
 {
   "id": 3115,
   "question": "What did the one cat say to the other cat?",
   "answer": "I'm not feline too good. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3116,
   "question": "Why is the California golden gate bridge a great compass?",
   "answer": "It is collapsible "
 },
 {
   "id": 3117,
   "question": "What's John Lee Hooker's favourite recording device?",
   "answer": "A Boom Boom mic"
 },
 {
   "id": 3118,
   "question": "How do you make a Venetian blind?",
   "answer": "Poke him in the eye "
 },
 {
   "id": 3119,
   "question": "Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?",
   "answer": "Because she prefers to drive stick!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3120,
   "question": "Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?",
   "answer": "The meal would fallout of flavor."
 },
 {
   "id": 3121,
   "question": "Why did the console player cross the road?",
   "answer": "To render the other side."
 },
 {
   "id": 3122,
   "question": "What is the type of humor do you hate the most?",
   "answer": "Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes."
 },
 {
   "id": 3123,
   "question": "Did you hear the one about Muhammed?",
   "answer": "I was just asking if you'd heard it.  I'm not gonna tell it, I want to live."
 },
 {
   "id": 3124,
   "question": "Where do calculus students go when they are sick?",
   "answer": "To L'Hopital. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3125,
   "question": "What sounds funny?",
   "answer": "Hilarious Trumpet"
 },
 {
   "id": 3126,
   "question": "What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?",
   "answer": "Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3127,
   "question": "What do you call ill-mannered burst of strong wind in the desert?",
   "answer": "Darude Sandstorm."
 },
 {
   "id": 3128,
   "question": "How can a dog afford to go to college?",
   "answer": "Furnancial Aid"
 },
 {
   "id": 3129,
   "question": "What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?",
   "answer": "A flat miner"
 },
 {
   "id": 3130,
   "question": "What do you call German Uber drivers?",
   "answer": "Ubermensch"
 },
 {
   "id": 3131,
   "question": "Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?",
   "answer": "The wheelchair..."
 },
 {
   "id": 3132,
   "question": "What's the difference between jam and jelly?",
   "answer": "You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.  "
 },
 {
   "id": 3133,
   "question": "What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?",
   "answer": "A drummer!!!!!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3134,
   "question": "So what if I don't know what Armageddon means?",
   "answer": "It's not the end of the world "
 },
 {
   "id": 3135,
   "question": "Isn't it great to live in the 21st century?",
   "answer": "Where deleting history has become more important than making it."
 },
 {
   "id": 3136,
   "question": "What is bread's most deadly sin?",
   "answer": "Gluteny"
 },
 {
   "id": 3137,
   "question": "What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?",
   "answer": "A palindromedary."
 },
 {
   "id": 3138,
   "question": "How many Reddit mods does it take to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "A substantial amount, you fucking morons. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3139,
   "question": "What's the best part about having sex with 25 yr olds?",
   "answer": "There's 20 of them!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3140,
   "question": "What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?",
   "answer": "Threw his baby out the window."
 },
 {
   "id": 3141,
   "question": "What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?",
   "answer": "Gang Rape. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3142,
   "question": "What's the difference between a milion dollars and a boner?",
   "answer": "I don't have a milion dollars. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3143,
   "question": "Why don't Baptists approve of premarital sex?",
   "answer": "Because it might lead to dancing."
 },
 {
   "id": 3144,
   "question": "[groaner] Have you guys seen Viking Wars?",
   "answer": "It stars Harrison Fjord."
 },
 {
   "id": 3145,
   "question": "What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?",
   "answer": "Mosquitoes"
 },
 {
   "id": 3146,
   "question": "What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?",
   "answer": "Crimea a river"
 },
 {
   "id": 3147,
   "question": "What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?",
   "answer": "Turn signals "
 },
 {
   "id": 3148,
   "question": "What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?",
   "answer": "The drummer."
 },
 {
   "id": 3149,
   "question": "Why did the bandit from Burma vote for Trump and Hillary to be the primary candidates?",
   "answer": "Because, Master Wayne, some men just want to watch the world burn."
 },
 {
   "id": 3150,
   "question": "What did Zack say after discovering his coward genes?",
   "answer": "Zackrebleu!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3151,
   "question": "What do you call 2 people singing in Hebrew?",
   "answer": "Jewet  :D "
 },
 {
   "id": 3152,
   "question": "Did you hear about corduroy pillows?",
   "answer": "They're making headlines"
 },
 {
   "id": 3153,
   "question": "What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?",
   "answer": "A pizza can feed a family of four"
 },
 {
   "id": 3154,
   "question": "What do you call a singer who sells meat?",
   "answer": "A Deli. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3155,
   "question": "what do you call your girlfriend when she's shot by an Islamic terrorist?",
   "answer": "Haram-bae"
 },
 {
   "id": 3156,
   "question": "What rabbit wears on his back while flying?",
   "answer": "Eagle"
 },
 {
   "id": 3157,
   "question": "Where would you see two people helping each other while you feel happy seeing them help each other?",
   "answer": "Porn."
 },
 {
   "id": 3158,
   "question": "What drink is better than average?",
   "answer": "A beverage."
 },
 {
   "id": 3159,
   "question": "Which is the most religious vegetable?",
   "answer": "The Pope-tato"
 },
 {
   "id": 3160,
   "question": "What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall?",
   "answer": "Dam."
 },
 {
   "id": 3161,
   "question": "What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?",
   "answer": "A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it."
 },
 {
   "id": 3162,
   "question": "Why are TV's attracted to people?",
   "answer": "Because we turn them on.  / /"
 },
 {
   "id": 3163,
   "question": "What did the Trump Train do when it approached the station?",
   "answer": "It kept going.  No brakes.  :("
 },
 {
   "id": 3164,
   "question": "How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "None, because they can't climb the ladder."
 },
 {
   "id": 3165,
   "question": "Why can't T-Rex's Hi-Five each other?",
   "answer": "Because they are dead. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3166,
   "question": "What do you think of men who likes to eat fish?",
   "answer": "I think they are Sofishticated. I'll show myself out."
 },
 {
   "id": 3167,
   "question": "If ball is life, where is the afterlife?",
   "answer": "Ballhalla"
 },
 {
   "id": 3168,
   "question": "What do you call a black man with a MD?",
   "answer": "A doctor you racist."
 },
 {
   "id": 3169,
   "question": "What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?",
   "answer": "His reflection."
 },
 {
   "id": 3170,
   "question": "What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?",
   "answer": "It's 8:00 somewhere!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3171,
   "question": "What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?",
   "answer": " elephino."
 },
 {
   "id": 3172,
   "question": "Why are white people so bad at horror movies?",
   "answer": "Because they're curious and want to learn. And that's why you don't see many black scientists."
 },
 {
   "id": 3173,
   "question": "How can you tell when time is reversing?",
   "answer": "A Jew drops a coin onto the floor"
 },
 {
   "id": 3174,
   "question": "What's a Mexican's favorite breakfast cereal?",
   "answer": "Tacos."
 },
 {
   "id": 3175,
   "question": "Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?",
   "answer": "Because they're not garbage collectors."
 },
 {
   "id": 3176,
   "question": "What did one sausage say to the other?",
   "answer": "You are the wurst. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3177,
   "question": "Why did Sally fall of the swing?",
   "answer": "Because she had no arms. Knock Knock  Who's there? Not Sally :)"
 },
 {
   "id": 3178,
   "question": "Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?",
   "answer": "Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? A: They’ve both swallowed a lot of semen."
 },
 {
   "id": 3179,
   "question": "What is the room temperature on Tatooine?",
   "answer": "Lukewarm"
 },
 {
   "id": 3180,
   "question": "Why do people admire pirates so much?",
   "answer": "They have nerves of steal."
 },
 {
   "id": 3181,
   "question": "Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?",
   "answer": "Because he was hydra-phobic."
 },
 {
   "id": 3182,
   "question": "What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?",
   "answer": "One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles."
 },
 {
   "id": 3183,
   "question": "Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?",
   "answer": "Santa"
 },
 {
   "id": 3184,
   "question": "Why does Donald Trump like free haircuts?",
   "answer": "Because he doesn't have toupeé. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3185,
   "question": "How to get a Jewish girl's number?",
   "answer": "Roll up her sleeve..."
 },
 {
   "id": 3186,
   "question": "Do you want to know why I called your girlfriend a tractor?",
   "answer": "Because she's an upgrade to that hoe you had earlier. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3187,
   "question": "What do you call a camel with three humps?",
   "answer": "Pregnant"
 },
 {
   "id": 3188,
   "question": "What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?",
   "answer": "bach bach bach time to return to "
 },
 {
   "id": 3189,
   "question": "Have you ever tried eating a clock?",
   "answer": "It's pretty time consuming. I'll escort myself out now."
 },
 {
   "id": 3190,
   "question": "What did the angry feminist say on Halloween?",
   "answer": "Triggered Treat"
 },
 {
   "id": 3191,
   "question": "Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?",
   "answer": "He kept pushing her around."
 },
 {
   "id": 3192,
   "question": "In The Lion King, why did Mufasa die?",
   "answer": "Because he didn't Mufasta.."
 },
 {
   "id": 3193,
   "question": "How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?",
   "answer": "One steppe at a time."
 },
 {
   "id": 3194,
   "question": "If Chef Boyardee was a dictator what would he name his secret police?",
   "answer": "Gazpacho"
 },
 {
   "id": 3195,
   "question": "What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?",
   "answer": "Jean-Luc Picardio"
 },
 {
   "id": 3196,
   "question": "What do ghosts drink?",
   "answer": "BOOOOOZE"
 },
 {
   "id": 3197,
   "question": "Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?",
   "answer": "So he could mufasa."
 },
 {
   "id": 3198,
   "question": "How does Moses make his tea?",
   "answer": "Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3199,
   "question": "What's black and white and red all over?",
   "answer": "Charlotte, NC"
 },
 {
   "id": 3200,
   "question": "Is your refrigerator running??",
   "answer": "Because I might vote for it."
 },
 {
   "id": 3201,
   "question": "Can I Have SEX with my Pregnant Wife?",
   "answer": "Man: Can I Have SEX with my Pregnant Wife? Doc: Yes 3 Mnths Normal Next 3 Like Dog Last 3 Like Wolf? Man: How Does Wolf Do? Doc: Sleep near the Hole & Cry."
 },
 {
   "id": 3202,
   "question": "What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?",
   "answer": "You're just going to have to be a little patient."
 },
 {
   "id": 3203,
   "question": "Why does everyone hate 7?",
   "answer": "Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem."
 },
 {
   "id": 3204,
   "question": "What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?",
   "answer": "NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are"
 },
 {
   "id": 3205,
   "question": "What would happen if James Bond took Viagra?",
   "answer": "He would continue to be a state-sponsored terrorist whose actions disgrace us all. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3206,
   "question": "Why haven’t you ever seen any elephants hiding up trees?",
   "answer": "Because they’re really, really good at it."
 },
 {
   "id": 3207,
   "question": "We all know what the loneliest number is, but what's the least lonely number?",
   "answer": "69."
 },
 {
   "id": 3208,
   "question": "What goes up and down but never moves?",
   "answer": "The stairs."
 },
 {
   "id": 3209,
   "question": "What’s the difference between a baby and a feminist?",
   "answer": "At some point in it’s life, a baby will grow up and stop crying."
 },
 {
   "id": 3210,
   "question": "How did the road break its ankles?",
   "answer": "The chicken crossed it."
 },
 {
   "id": 3211,
   "question": "OC why do doctors check their patients reflexes?",
   "answer": "Because they get a kick out of it"
 },
 {
   "id": 3212,
   "question": "What do women that have miscarried suffer from?",
   "answer": "Mourning Sickness."
 },
 {
   "id": 3213,
   "question": "Why is the sea so salty?",
   "answer": "Because the land didn't wave back. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3214,
   "question": "Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa ?",
   "answer": "Because of all the Cheetahs!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3215,
   "question": "What did the piece of shit stuck on my toilet say to my pee this morning?",
   "answer": "HEY YOU TRYIN' TO PISS ME OFF?"
 },
 {
   "id": 3216,
   "question": "Why do Welshmen like to fuck sheep at the edge of a cliff?",
   "answer": "Because they push back nicely "
 },
 {
   "id": 3217,
   "question": "Did you hear about the guy with a fetish for public transportation?",
   "answer": "He got off at every stop."
 },
 {
   "id": 3218,
   "question": "Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?",
   "answer": "Because they're playing on console."
 },
 {
   "id": 3219,
   "question": "Why is the LSU football team like my car?",
   "answer": "They both used to have Les (less) Miles!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3220,
   "question": "What is the hardest part about firing a black man?",
   "answer": "Waiting for him to show up."
 },
 {
   "id": 3221,
   "question": "What's below the Pyrenees?",
   "answer": "A pair of ankles"
 },
 {
   "id": 3222,
   "question": "What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?",
   "answer": "I don't know, I just fly the drones"
 },
 {
   "id": 3223,
   "question": "Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?",
   "answer": "I thought they only drive automatic"
 },
 {
   "id": 3224,
   "question": "What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys?",
   "answer": "A neck romancer.  "
 },
 {
   "id": 3225,
   "question": "How do you say Vaseline in German?",
   "answer": "Vienerslidein "
 },
 {
   "id": 3226,
   "question": "What do you call a gay guy who is really good at differential equations?",
   "answer": "Homogeneous. Heeeeeey math jokes!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3227,
   "question": "What do you call a muslim woman cheating on her husband?",
   "answer": "Haram Bae"
 },
 {
   "id": 3228,
   "question": "What kind of girls date firefighters?",
   "answer": "Hose."
 },
 {
   "id": 3229,
   "question": "Russia: Why did the chicken cross the road?",
   "answer": "Ukraine: I don't know Russia why? Russia: To rescue oppressed Russian minority "
 },
 {
   "id": 3230,
   "question": "Husband: What would you do if i won the lottery?",
   "answer": "Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now."
 },
 {
   "id": 3231,
   "question": "Whats a pirates favourite letter???",
   "answer": "Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea."
 },
 {
   "id": 3232,
   "question": "What's the slowest boat?",
   "answer": "A snail boat"
 },
 {
   "id": 3233,
   "question": "Why did the baby drop its rattle?",
   "answer": "It got hit by a truck"
 },
 {
   "id": 3234,
   "question": "What do you say when you see two fetuses making out?",
   "answer": "\"Oh get a womb\""
 },
 {
   "id": 3235,
   "question": "Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?",
   "answer": "Because she had a frog in her throat. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3236,
   "question": "What do you call a hobosexual?",
   "answer": "A bum fuck."
 },
 {
   "id": 3237,
   "question": "What did Thin Lizzie do with his iPhone?",
   "answer": "Jailbreak"
 },
 {
   "id": 3238,
   "question": "How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?",
   "answer": "One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him."
 },
 {
   "id": 3239,
   "question": "What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?",
   "answer": "Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck...  I'll see myself out now."
 },
 {
   "id": 3240,
   "question": "Did you know that national middle child day was last week?",
   "answer": "Yeah...  Nobody else did either..."
 },
 {
   "id": 3241,
   "question": "WHY DID HITLER COMMIT SUICIDE?",
   "answer": "Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he saw his gas bill."
 },
 {
   "id": 3242,
   "question": "What is a small loan of money?",
   "answer": "\"a small loan of a million dollars\""
 },
 {
   "id": 3243,
   "question": "Did you hear about the Amish woman?",
   "answer": "She had two mennonite that drove her buggy"
 },
 {
   "id": 3244,
   "question": "Who lose in the presidential debate?",
   "answer": "American."
 },
 {
   "id": 3245,
   "question": "What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?",
   "answer": "Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls."
 },
 {
   "id": 3246,
   "question": "What is \"YEAH\" in Japanese?",
   "answer": "HAEY, obviously."
 },
 {
   "id": 3247,
   "question": "Who lost the presidential debate?",
   "answer": "We Americans"
 },
 {
   "id": 3248,
   "question": "How many Donald Trumps does it take to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "One, he holds up the bulb and the world revolves around him "
 },
 {
   "id": 3249,
   "question": "Want to hear a corny joke?",
   "answer": "Nah... I won't tell you. It's too a-maize-ing."
 },
 {
   "id": 3250,
   "question": "What city does Affirmative Action Aslan live?",
   "answer": "Kathmandu."
 },
 {
   "id": 3251,
   "question": "Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?",
   "answer": "A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3252,
   "question": "Hear about the dyslexic chefs?",
   "answer": "One said \" can you smell gas?\" \"Very funny\" said the other, \"You know I can't even smell my own  name!\""
 },
 {
   "id": 3253,
   "question": "Clinton and Trump get in a plane crash, who is saved?",
   "answer": "The USA"
 },
 {
   "id": 3254,
   "question": "Why can't Donald Trump be circumcised?",
   "answer": "Because there is no end to that prick."
 },
 {
   "id": 3255,
   "question": "Wanna know how easy it is to sleep with a fat chick?",
   "answer": "Piece of cake"
 },
 {
   "id": 3256,
   "question": "What is Chip Kelly's favorite dance?",
   "answer": "The Salsa"
 },
 {
   "id": 3257,
   "question": "What do you call a dog who does magic tricks?",
   "answer": "A labracadabrador"
 },
 {
   "id": 3258,
   "question": "What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?",
   "answer": "Where's my tractor?"
 },
 {
   "id": 3259,
   "question": "Have you heard about the curator of the Slavic History exhibit?",
   "answer": "He's forever Russian around, Czeching that everything gets Polished"
 },
 {
   "id": 3260,
   "question": "Who lost the American Presidential Debate?",
   "answer": "America."
 },
 {
   "id": 3261,
   "question": "What did the paraplegic retard get for Christmas?",
   "answer": "Cancer. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3262,
   "question": "What do you think about the Cyber Warfare ?",
   "answer": "My 10 year old son is very good with computers. --Donald trump "
 },
 {
   "id": 3263,
   "question": "Your refrigerator is running?",
   "answer": "\"yeah, i bettar cach it\" \"Okay sir, I want you to step out of the car and walk a straight line.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 3264,
   "question": "What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?",
   "answer": "They both hate been stabbed"
 },
 {
   "id": 3265,
   "question": "You know what really surprised me about the debate tonight?",
   "answer": "Turns out it   possible to have a worse moderator than the team over  at  !"
 },
 {
   "id": 3266,
   "question": "How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?",
   "answer": "Toastyyy!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3267,
   "question": "What the difference between a feminist and a knife?",
   "answer": "A knife has a point."
 },
 {
   "id": 3268,
   "question": "How many people could Donald Trump shoot before his poll numbers fell below 40%?",
   "answer": "About 3 million. But they would all have to be Trump supporters."
 },
 {
   "id": 3269,
   "question": "Teacher to a 4 Year old kid: What's your Mom's name?",
   "answer": "Kid: Mom's last name must be \"Darling\" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's \"Sorry\"...."
 },
 {
   "id": 3270,
   "question": "What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?",
   "answer": "Battery"
 },
 {
   "id": 3271,
   "question": "What are some good dad jokes?",
   "answer": "I never had a dad to tell me any."
 },
 {
   "id": 3272,
   "question": "How many cannibals does it take to make a sandwich?",
   "answer": "Two."
 },
 {
   "id": 3273,
   "question": "Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?",
   "answer": "Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's just a little Bigger."
 },
 {
   "id": 3274,
   "question": "Why was the dolphin sad?",
   "answer": "Because it had no porpoise in life. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3275,
   "question": "Aye dost ya know the difference betwixt a Scott and Scotch?",
   "answer": "A Scott tis a lad that can play the pipes. The Scotch is what makes it so that he canna."
 },
 {
   "id": 3276,
   "question": "What's the difference between a dry, moldy cranberry and an angry blue bird?",
   "answer": "One's a crazy heron, the other's a hairy Craisin.      "
 },
 {
   "id": 3277,
   "question": "How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?",
   "answer": "None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark."
 },
 {
   "id": 3278,
   "question": "How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?",
   "answer": "Strap a steak to the ceiling"
 },
 {
   "id": 3279,
   "question": "What are you watching tonight?",
   "answer": "The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?"
 },
 {
   "id": 3280,
   "question": "What do you call a bicycle with no seat?",
   "answer": "A real pain in the ass."
 },
 {
   "id": 3281,
   "question": "What happened to the rabbit, the lion ate?",
   "answer": "Shit, i don't know. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3282,
   "question": "Did you hear about the vertically challenged psychic that robbed a bank?",
   "answer": "Police say they're looking for a small medium at large."
 },
 {
   "id": 3283,
   "question": "What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?",
   "answer": "HAAAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
 },
 {
   "id": 3284,
   "question": "Why are people so creeped out by the guy in the unicorn mask?",
   "answer": "Because he's always horny."
 },
 {
   "id": 3285,
   "question": "What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?",
   "answer": "Icy Dead People."
 },
 {
   "id": 3286,
   "question": "Why did the gynecologist get in trouble for oral sex with his patient?",
   "answer": "Because he broke the \"No Eating In The Rooms\" rule."
 },
 {
   "id": 3287,
   "question": "What's worse than finding a stack of dads playboys in the basement?",
   "answer": "Finding a stack of dads playboys in the basement"
 },
 {
   "id": 3288,
   "question": "Why do women have smaller feet than men?",
   "answer": "So that they can get closer to the sink."
 },
 {
   "id": 3289,
   "question": "why did the tiger running?",
   "answer": "it's non of your bussniess()!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3290,
   "question": "Did you hear about Arnold Palmers last round of golf?",
   "answer": "He got 6 under"
 },
 {
   "id": 3291,
   "question": "What is Checkmate?",
   "answer": "You tell your Wife, \"I saw a lady, looked exactly like you\" Wife asks, \"WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?\" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3292,
   "question": "Whats the easiest way to pick up a jewish girl?",
   "answer": "With a dustpan in Auschwitz."
 },
 {
   "id": 3293,
   "question": "Did you hear they lifted the restrictions on magazine size?",
   "answer": "It was all over the tabloids"
 },
 {
   "id": 3294,
   "question": "Why did the Irish man only eat two hundred and thirty nine beans?",
   "answer": "If he ate one more, it would be too farty!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3295,
   "question": "Dim light bulbs or bright light bulbs?",
   "answer": "Watts the difference!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3296,
   "question": "How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?",
   "answer": "it was repossessed "
 },
 {
   "id": 3297,
   "question": "You want to know the problem with cocaine?",
   "answer": "It's not all it's cracked up to be. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3298,
   "question": "Why did the free-range chicken cross the road?",
   "answer": "Because he could."
 },
 {
   "id": 3299,
   "question": "Why did the black man try to break into jail?",
   "answer": "He wanted to be with his family."
 },
 {
   "id": 3300,
   "question": "Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?",
   "answer": "I couldn't raise them"
 },
 {
   "id": 3301,
   "question": "Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?",
   "answer": "Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret."
 },
 {
   "id": 3302,
   "question": "what is Mozart doing now?",
   "answer": "decomposing"
 },
 {
   "id": 3303,
   "question": "What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?",
   "answer": "Carlos"
 },
 {
   "id": 3304,
   "question": "Why did Adele cross the road?",
   "answer": "To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times."
 },
 {
   "id": 3305,
   "question": "What do you call a white black person?",
   "answer": "Brown recluse."
 },
 {
   "id": 3306,
   "question": "What did one blind cop say to the other blind cop?",
   "answer": "Nothing to see here"
 },
 {
   "id": 3307,
   "question": "Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?",
   "answer": "Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now"
 },
 {
   "id": 3308,
   "question": "What did the Spannish Amoeba said to the other Amoebas?",
   "answer": "\"Hola Amoebas!\""
 },
 {
   "id": 3309,
   "question": "What's the difference between a king hit (sucker punch) and a 69'er?",
   "answer": "At least with a 69'er you see the cunt coming."
 },
 {
   "id": 3310,
   "question": "What's another word for a nostalgic boner?",
   "answer": "Misdirection."
 },
 {
   "id": 3311,
   "question": "What do you call a kangaroo who chases rock stars to have sex with them?",
   "answer": "A kangaroupie."
 },
 {
   "id": 3312,
   "question": "Wanna know the best joke ever?",
   "answer": "Read the top comments...."
 },
 {
   "id": 3313,
   "question": "What do you call a stolen Tesla?",
   "answer": "An Edison"
 },
 {
   "id": 3314,
   "question": "What's a Mexican's favourite video game?",
   "answer": "Borderlands."
 },
 {
   "id": 3315,
   "question": "What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?",
   "answer": "\"I literally can't even.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 3316,
   "question": "What's the difference between a long bearded redneck and a long bearded ISIS man?",
   "answer": "One wants to eat filthy american pigs, and the other wants to kill the filthy american pigs."
 },
 {
   "id": 3317,
   "question": "Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?",
   "answer": "They don't believe in higher power."
 },
 {
   "id": 3318,
   "question": "Why can't trigonometry teachers give good speeches?",
   "answer": "They go off onto different tangents."
 },
 {
   "id": 3319,
   "question": "What do you do to backwards scented muffins?",
   "answer": "sniffum"
 },
 {
   "id": 3320,
   "question": "Why did Hitler take Xanax?",
   "answer": "Oops. Wrong name..."
 },
 {
   "id": 3321,
   "question": "What's the difference between a church and a mosque?",
   "answer": "In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew."
 },
 {
   "id": 3322,
   "question": "Did you hear the Marlins are no longer serving beer at the stadium?",
   "answer": "They ran out of pitchers."
 },
 {
   "id": 3323,
   "question": "What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?",
   "answer": "Indentured servitude."
 },
 {
   "id": 3324,
   "question": "What is Forrest Gump's password?",
   "answer": "1forrest1 "
 },
 {
   "id": 3325,
   "question": "What's the most popular form of martial arts in Israel?",
   "answer": "Jew-jitsu"
 },
 {
   "id": 3326,
   "question": "What do Trump and Hilary have in common?",
   "answer": "They both like dick."
 },
 {
   "id": 3327,
   "question": "What do my girlfriend and Jesus have in common?",
   "answer": "Not sure if either of them came once, but I know they haven't come a second time."
 },
 {
   "id": 3328,
   "question": "What did the clone troopers say after they killed Aayla Secura?",
   "answer": "Bye Felucia"
 },
 {
   "id": 3329,
   "question": "What did Godzilla say after eating a Honda?",
   "answer": "\"Gosh, I could have had a V-8!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3330,
   "question": "What's a pirate's favorite letter?",
   "answer": "Marque"
 },
 {
   "id": 3331,
   "question": "Why did the computer crash?",
   "answer": "It had a bad driver"
 },
 {
   "id": 3332,
   "question": "How was school today?",
   "answer": "Mother: “How was school today, Daniel?” Daniel: “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!” Mother: “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?” Daniel: “What school?”"
 },
 {
   "id": 3333,
   "question": "Why was Kaiser Wilhelm II such a weak ruler?",
   "answer": "The sequels are never as good as the originals."
 },
 {
   "id": 3334,
   "question": "What's a pirates favorite letter?",
   "answer": "You'd think it'd be the arr.  But it be the sea. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3335,
   "question": "Who was the most Unfunniest and Unoriginal Comedian of all Time?",
   "answer": "God"
 },
 {
   "id": 3336,
   "question": "What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?",
   "answer": "karma chameleon"
 },
 {
   "id": 3337,
   "question": "What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?",
   "answer": "P in front of it"
 },
 {
   "id": 3338,
   "question": "Why does Donald Trump watch the Olympics?",
   "answer": "To see how high Mexicans can jump"
 },
 {
   "id": 3339,
   "question": "Why did the mexican fire department fail?",
   "answer": "They didnt have any Jose to spray the water."
 },
 {
   "id": 3340,
   "question": "What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?",
   "answer": "He became Sir Loin"
 },
 {
   "id": 3341,
   "question": "Where did Hitler keep his armies?",
   "answer": "In his sleevies."
 },
 {
   "id": 3342,
   "question": "In a debate between Hillary and Trump, who loses?",
   "answer": "America"
 },
 {
   "id": 3343,
   "question": "What drug can Donald Trump not live without?",
   "answer": "Xanax, for Hispanic attacks."
 },
 {
   "id": 3344,
   "question": "What do you call a dead bee?",
   "answer": "Zombie."
 },
 {
   "id": 3345,
   "question": "What do you call it when a turtle beats a rabbit in a race?",
   "answer": "Aesop story."
 },
 {
   "id": 3346,
   "question": "What type of perfume do kidnappers use?",
   "answer": "chloroform"
 },
 {
   "id": 3347,
   "question": "why can't conservatives work at a checkout counter?",
   "answer": "Because they don't like change..."
 },
 {
   "id": 3348,
   "question": "How do redditors get their water?",
   "answer": "From a well, actually"
 },
 {
   "id": 3349,
   "question": "What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?",
   "answer": "her natalie "
 },
 {
   "id": 3350,
   "question": "Why are there so many women archaeologists?",
   "answer": "Because women love digging up the past."
 },
 {
   "id": 3351,
   "question": "When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?",
   "answer": "In the punchlines."
 },
 {
   "id": 3352,
   "question": "Have you tried rocky mountain oysters?",
   "answer": "They're offal."
 },
 {
   "id": 3353,
   "question": "What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?",
   "answer": "A "
 },
 {
   "id": 3354,
   "question": "How do you trigger a feminist?",
   "answer": "You've got male."
 },
 {
   "id": 3355,
   "question": "What's the difference between traffic and strawberries?",
   "answer": "You can eat strawberry jam."
 },
 {
   "id": 3356,
   "question": "What do you call two crows on a branch?",
   "answer": "Attempted murder."
 },
 {
   "id": 3357,
   "question": "What's the difference between you and eggs?",
   "answer": "Eggs get laid and you don't."
 },
 {
   "id": 3358,
   "question": "What did one casket say to the other?",
   "answer": "Is that you coffin?"
 },
 {
   "id": 3359,
   "question": "What's the best way for a prostitute to advertise?",
   "answer": "Word of mouth."
 },
 {
   "id": 3360,
   "question": "What do you call a nymphomaniac with erectile dysfunction?",
   "answer": "Sexually Frustrated "
 },
 {
   "id": 3361,
   "question": "Why did the little girl eat her money for lunch?",
   "answer": "Because her mom gave her money for lunch.  8 year old sister told me this joke, gave me a good laugh."
 },
 {
   "id": 3362,
   "question": "whats the best part about sleeping with twenty-seven year olds?",
   "answer": "There are twenty of them"
 },
 {
   "id": 3363,
   "question": "How do you get a Criminal to stop running?",
   "answer": "Play the national anthem "
 },
 {
   "id": 3364,
   "question": "Who's the fastest tailor in the world?",
   "answer": "Sonic the Swift Taylor"
 },
 {
   "id": 3365,
   "question": "What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?",
   "answer": "50 Shades of Earl Grey "
 },
 {
   "id": 3366,
   "question": "Why did the cows cross the road?",
   "answer": "They wanted to go to the mooo....vies"
 },
 {
   "id": 3367,
   "question": "What does an Anime Mathlete say?",
   "answer": "Notice me 7pi!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3368,
   "question": "What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?",
   "answer": "Porcupines have pricks on the outside"
 },
 {
   "id": 3369,
   "question": "Where do graphic designers go for a drink?",
   "answer": "CGI Friday's"
 },
 {
   "id": 3370,
   "question": "What do you call a Mexican hooker who doesn't charge any money?",
   "answer": "Fritatas"
 },
 {
   "id": 3371,
   "question": "What does Gordon program in?",
   "answer": "FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe..."
 },
 {
   "id": 3372,
   "question": "How do you make a Plummer cry?",
   "answer": "You kill his family "
 },
 {
   "id": 3373,
   "question": "Why does Jesus eat at Benihana?",
   "answer": "Because he loves miso!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3374,
   "question": "What happened to the guy who farted in church?",
   "answer": "He sat in his own pew."
 },
 {
   "id": 3375,
   "question": "Which country will be the first to change to all electric vehicles?",
   "answer": "Madagascar"
 },
 {
   "id": 3376,
   "question": "What do female scientists look at once a month?",
   "answer": "The Periodic Table of Elements."
 },
 {
   "id": 3377,
   "question": "Where do you see yourself in 10 years?",
   "answer": "In a mirror."
 },
 {
   "id": 3378,
   "question": "What is the difference between the USA and North Korea?",
   "answer": "One is of them has a great leader! "
 },
 {
   "id": 3379,
   "question": "Q. How can you tell if a car is German?",
   "answer": "Q. How can you tell if a car is German? A. when a jew gets in it the doors lock and the heat turns on."
 },
 {
   "id": 3380,
   "question": "Where do lightbulbs die?",
   "answer": "Offswitch."
 },
 {
   "id": 3381,
   "question": "What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?",
   "answer": "I haven't had hard wood in 15 years."
 },
 {
   "id": 3382,
   "question": "What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?",
   "answer": "My erection."
 },
 {
   "id": 3383,
   "question": "What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?",
   "answer": "They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3384,
   "question": "What do vaginas and schools have in common?",
   "answer": "They both have 6 letters and can hold screaming children for 9 months!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3385,
   "question": "What's the laziest piece of clothing?",
   "answer": "Underwear. It just sits on its butt all day. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3386,
   "question": "Is milk the best workout supplement?",
   "answer": "No, whey man! (My first dad joke, im so proud!)"
 },
 {
   "id": 3387,
   "question": "Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?",
   "answer": "because Mace Windu nuffin"
 },
 {
   "id": 3388,
   "question": "Did you hear that the coprophiliac Scotsman is engaged to be married?",
   "answer": "They're so cute together; apparently, it was love at first shite."
 },
 {
   "id": 3389,
   "question": "Where do you drown a hipster?",
   "answer": "In the mainstream "
 },
 {
   "id": 3390,
   "question": "Why didn't Sug Knight talk to the police?",
   "answer": "Because the g is silent"
 },
 {
   "id": 3391,
   "question": "What's a caveman's favorite lunchtime meal?",
   "answer": "A club sandwich."
 },
 {
   "id": 3392,
   "question": "What do you call a clever repost?",
   "answer": "A riposte."
 },
 {
   "id": 3393,
   "question": "Tired of hearing the same song over and over again?",
   "answer": "Try being in marching band."
 },
 {
   "id": 3394,
   "question": "You guys hear about the pepper shaker that was attacked by the salt shaker?",
   "answer": "Apparently the salt shaker was arrested and charged with aggravated as-"
 },
 {
   "id": 3395,
   "question": "What is an AI's favorite food?",
   "answer": "RAM crackers"
 },
 {
   "id": 3396,
   "question": "How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?",
   "answer": "Sing the nation anthem they will sit down"
 },
 {
   "id": 3397,
   "question": "Why did Timmy cross the street?",
   "answer": "To suck dick for crack money."
 },
 {
   "id": 3398,
   "question": "Why do ducks make the best detectives?",
   "answer": "They always quack the case"
 },
 {
   "id": 3399,
   "question": "Why are pedophiles so full of themselves?",
   "answer": "They only have sex with people who look up to them."
 },
 {
   "id": 3400,
   "question": "Is it any wonder men have been obsessed with sex since biblical times?",
   "answer": "After all, Adam was ribbed for his own pleasure"
 },
 {
   "id": 3401,
   "question": "Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?",
   "answer": "He lost his patients"
 },
 {
   "id": 3402,
   "question": "Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?",
   "answer": "Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."
 },
 {
   "id": 3403,
   "question": "What would you do if you won the lottery?",
   "answer": "Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public"
 },
 {
   "id": 3404,
   "question": "What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?",
   "answer": "A sturgeon."
 },
 {
   "id": 3405,
   "question": "What do you call a gangster with no limbs?",
   "answer": "A crip"
 },
 {
   "id": 3406,
   "question": "Why are Muslim Pokémon so easy to defeat?",
   "answer": "Because they always use Explosion or Self Destruct on the first turn."
 },
 {
   "id": 3407,
   "question": "What do you call a dead person?",
   "answer": "Dinner"
 },
 {
   "id": 3408,
   "question": "What did the black guy get on his SAT?",
   "answer": "Watermelon juice."
 },
 {
   "id": 3409,
   "question": "What did the West African nation say as it sank into the sea?",
   "answer": "I'm a Ghana!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3410,
   "question": "What Did Big Nacho Say To Little Nacho?",
   "answer": "I'm Nacho Daddy."
 },
 {
   "id": 3411,
   "question": "Did you hear what happened to the lady who backed into the fan?",
   "answer": "Disaster Edit:  I'm just a poor meme farmer"
 },
 {
   "id": 3412,
   "question": "Why doesn't Lilly from AT&T commercials show any cleavage?",
   "answer": "Because AT&T has the best coverage"
 },
 {
   "id": 3413,
   "question": "Wanna hear a story about a ghost?",
   "answer": "That's the spirit."
 },
 {
   "id": 3414,
   "question": "what do you call a fake spaghetti?",
   "answer": "an impasta"
 },
 {
   "id": 3415,
   "question": "How do memes go to the proms?",
   "answer": "In a lmaosine"
 },
 {
   "id": 3416,
   "question": "What makes camping so thrilling?",
   "answer": "It's In-tents"
 },
 {
   "id": 3417,
   "question": "How many Amish guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "One... I mean, they aren't fucking retarded. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3418,
   "question": "What do you say when you get cornered by a gang of Italian prostitutes?",
   "answer": "\"Uh-oh, spaghetti hoes!\""
 },
 {
   "id": 3419,
   "question": "What's the definition of tender love?",
   "answer": "Anal sex with hemorrhoids."
 },
 {
   "id": 3420,
   "question": "what happened when the frog double parked?",
   "answer": "Its car got toad away."
 },
 {
   "id": 3421,
   "question": "What did one mushroom say to the other?",
   "answer": "You're a fungi to be with"
 },
 {
   "id": 3422,
   "question": "Whats the difference between a Jew and Santa?",
   "answer": "Santa goes down the chimney "
 },
 {
   "id": 3423,
   "question": "From my 8yo daughter: What do you call a boat made out of corn?",
   "answer": "A: A tortilla ship!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3424,
   "question": "Do they have 4Rivers in California?",
   "answer": "They used to, but they all dried up."
 },
 {
   "id": 3425,
   "question": "What is hard, long, and full of seamen?",
   "answer": "A submarine"
 },
 {
   "id": 3426,
   "question": "Everyone knows how you know a criminal is lying?",
   "answer": "His lips are moving. But how do you know when a cop is lying? His pen is moving."
 },
 {
   "id": 3427,
   "question": "You lost your phone when its' on silent?",
   "answer": "well too bad! If you liked it, you should have put a RING on it."
 },
 {
   "id": 3428,
   "question": "What does it sound like when Java laughs?",
   "answer": "Java -jar jar.jar"
 },
 {
   "id": 3429,
   "question": "What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?",
   "answer": "Haram bae"
 },
 {
   "id": 3430,
   "question": "What's Donald Trump's Favorite Nut?",
   "answer": "WALLnuts"
 },
 {
   "id": 3431,
   "question": "Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?",
   "answer": "Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell."
 },
 {
   "id": 3432,
   "question": "Why do elephants paint their testicles red?",
   "answer": "So they can hide in cherry trees.  Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?  Shows you it works then.  What's the loudest noise in the jungle?  Monkeys picking cherries."
 },
 {
   "id": 3433,
   "question": "What is the difference between a paycheck and your penis?",
   "answer": "You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3434,
   "question": "What's black on the bottom and white on the top?",
   "answer": "Society."
 },
 {
   "id": 3435,
   "question": "What do you get when a woman has a yeast infection and some air trapped in her vagina?",
   "answer": "Queef Stroganoff"
 },
 {
   "id": 3436,
   "question": "Why did the baker have smelly hands?",
   "answer": "Because he kneaded a poo."
 },
 {
   "id": 3437,
   "question": "What is the dumbest animal in the jungle?",
   "answer": "A polar bear"
 },
 {
   "id": 3438,
   "question": "What do you call a crowned man in gridlock?",
   "answer": "Human trafficking "
 },
 {
   "id": 3439,
   "question": "A group of cattle are taking a road trip; who drives?",
   "answer": "The steer. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3440,
   "question": "When does an average north Indian loses his virginity?",
   "answer": "When he spots a tourist."
 },
 {
   "id": 3441,
   "question": "What do you call a group of north Indians?",
   "answer": "Therapists."
 },
 {
   "id": 3442,
   "question": "What do you call it when someone gets covered by a landslide?",
   "answer": "A bu-rock-ke"
 },
 {
   "id": 3443,
   "question": "What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?",
   "answer": "Skip to my loo."
 },
 {
   "id": 3444,
   "question": "What happened when five fat French men got in the lifeboat?",
   "answer": "Cinq. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3445,
   "question": "Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?",
   "answer": "Because they never have any sandwiches. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3446,
   "question": "How do Chinese people laugh?",
   "answer": "LMAO ZEDONG!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3447,
   "question": "Had ur lunch?",
   "answer": "Wife : had ur lunch.? Husband : had ur lunch.? . Wife : i m asking you Husband : i m asking you . Wife : u copying me.? Husband : u copying me? . Wife : lets go shopping Husband : i had my lunch"
 },
 {
   "id": 3448,
   "question": "What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?",
   "answer": "A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3449,
   "question": "Why is a mute girl the best girlfriend?",
   "answer": "They can't say no."
 },
 {
   "id": 3450,
   "question": "How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny 😂😂)"
 },
 {
   "id": 3451,
   "question": "How do you get a vegan to eat meat?",
   "answer": "Make them suck dick"
 },
 {
   "id": 3452,
   "question": "Why was the photographer arested?",
   "answer": "Indecent exposure. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3453,
   "question": "What do you call an Asian boy with downs?",
   "answer": "Lo Mein. See you all in hell."
 },
 {
   "id": 3454,
   "question": "What do you call a very flexible grizzly bear?",
   "answer": "Yoga Bear."
 },
 {
   "id": 3455,
   "question": "What do you call a woman who can't draw?",
   "answer": "Tracy"
 },
 {
   "id": 3456,
   "question": "Did you hear the one about the iphone 7 headphone jack?",
   "answer": "[Removed]"
 },
 {
   "id": 3457,
   "question": "Why don't Germans like humour?",
   "answer": "Because it's inefficient!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3458,
   "question": "What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?",
   "answer": "Umami"
 },
 {
   "id": 3459,
   "question": "What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?",
   "answer": "The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light."
 },
 {
   "id": 3460,
   "question": "Why can't african kids watch Dragon Ball Z?",
   "answer": "Because they transmit it after lunch."
 },
 {
   "id": 3461,
   "question": "What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?",
   "answer": "He quit running. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3462,
   "question": "Why do they call it the Xbox360?",
   "answer": "Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away."
 },
 {
   "id": 3463,
   "question": "How do you know when your gf is too young?",
   "answer": "When you have to say, \"Here comes the airplane!\" when you want her to give you a bj."
 },
 {
   "id": 3464,
   "question": "What do you mean he's your half son?",
   "answer": "\"What do you mean what do I mean?\" replied the man. He went on to explain \"My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son.\"  The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day."
 },
 {
   "id": 3465,
   "question": "What do boys and algebra have in common?",
   "answer": "They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y."
 },
 {
   "id": 3466,
   "question": "Did you guys hear about the constipated mathematician?",
   "answer": "He worked it out with a pencil "
 },
 {
   "id": 3467,
   "question": "What's the problem with Java jokes?",
   "answer": "They have no  ."
 },
 {
   "id": 3468,
   "question": "What do you call a German with a bad attitude?",
   "answer": "Sauerkraut."
 },
 {
   "id": 3469,
   "question": "What do you call the cool, terroristy Muslims?",
   "answer": "Radical Islam"
 },
 {
   "id": 3470,
   "question": "What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?",
   "answer": "Cancer "
 },
 {
   "id": 3471,
   "question": "What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?",
   "answer": "They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons"
 },
 {
   "id": 3472,
   "question": "[OC] Why does the NSA hate winter?",
   "answer": "Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)"
 },
 {
   "id": 3473,
   "question": "What does the shy little pebble wish for?",
   "answer": "To be a little Bolder."
 },
 {
   "id": 3474,
   "question": "What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic?",
   "answer": "About half way"
 },
 {
   "id": 3475,
   "question": "Why is Santa in such a bad mood?",
   "answer": "Because he only comes once a year and it's down a chimney."
 },
 {
   "id": 3476,
   "question": "What's someone who hates underwear's favorite song?",
   "answer": "Free Ballin - Foo Fighters"
 },
 {
   "id": 3477,
   "question": "What milk does a coward make?",
   "answer": "Craven-dale"
 },
 {
   "id": 3478,
   "question": "There are so many obnoxious people in the world, but do you know who really drives me to drink?",
   "answer": "Designated Drivers."
 },
 {
   "id": 3479,
   "question": "What do you call a fat black person?",
   "answer": "Chunky Monkies"
 },
 {
   "id": 3480,
   "question": "what do you get when you cross a mountain climber and an elephant?",
   "answer": "You cant, the mountain climber is a scalar!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3481,
   "question": "Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?",
   "answer": "It needed to get it's fill o' mint."
 },
 {
   "id": 3482,
   "question": "What's a difference between a oral and a rectal thermometer?",
   "answer": "The taste"
 },
 {
   "id": 3483,
   "question": "What did the cheese say to its reflection?",
   "answer": "Halloumi! "
 },
 {
   "id": 3484,
   "question": "Do you know how to spot a clickbait?",
   "answer": "If you're reading this, you don't."
 },
 {
   "id": 3485,
   "question": "How many graduate students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "\"I'm afraid we don't know, but make my stipend tax-free, give my advisor $30k in taxpayer's money, and I'm sure he can tell me how to do the gruntwork for him so he can take the credit for answering this incredibly vital question.\" (I did not come up with this, I got it from  .)"
 },
 {
   "id": 3486,
   "question": "[religion]What's the difference between Jezus and a picture of Jezus?",
   "answer": "You only need one nail to hang the picture"
 },
 {
   "id": 3487,
   "question": "What do you call a 5 year old without any friend?",
   "answer": "A Sandy Hook Survivor"
 },
 {
   "id": 3488,
   "question": "What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?",
   "answer": "One stood for something"
 },
 {
   "id": 3489,
   "question": "Excuse me, are you interested in courses on ancient Egypt?",
   "answer": "I promise it's not a pyramid scheme. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3490,
   "question": "How can you tell when a singer is trying to get into their house?",
   "answer": "They can't find the key and don't know when to come in. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3491,
   "question": "What's Hitler's favorite letter?",
   "answer": "Well, it's not Z. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3492,
   "question": "How was school today ??",
   "answer": "Mother, “How was school today, Patrick?” Patrick, “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!” Mother, “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?” Patrick, “What school?”"
 },
 {
   "id": 3493,
   "question": "How can you make gay people curious?",
   "answer": "now."
 },
 {
   "id": 3494,
   "question": "What happens when you have 3 cigarettes on a boat and you throw one off?",
   "answer": "It becomes a cigarette lighter!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3495,
   "question": "Why can't children watch pirate movies?",
   "answer": "Because they're rated "
 },
 {
   "id": 3496,
   "question": "Did you hear about that guy who was in an accident and lost his left-side?",
   "answer": "Don't worry. He's all right now. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3497,
   "question": "How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?",
   "answer": "Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can."
 },
 {
   "id": 3498,
   "question": "What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?",
   "answer": "They're huge metal fans."
 },
 {
   "id": 3499,
   "question": "What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?",
   "answer": "Triggered"
 },
 {
   "id": 3500,
   "question": "Have you heard about the Trump supporter who went to college?",
   "answer": "Neither have I."
 },
 {
   "id": 3501,
   "question": "Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby daughter?",
   "answer": "The baby, because she's a little bigger."
 },
 {
   "id": 3502,
   "question": "Would you pass the tea?",
   "answer": "Three older couples were having afternoon tea.   The first husband turns to his wife and says, \"Can you pass the honey, Honey?\"   Not to be outdone, the second husband turns to his wife and says, \"Can you pass the sugar, Sugar?\" Feeling rather amorous, the third wife turns to her husband and asks, \"George, why don't we call each other cute names?\"   George turns to her and says, \"Can you pass the tea, bag?\""
 },
 {
   "id": 3503,
   "question": "If piss comes from my bladder and semen comes from my balls, what comes from my finger?",
   "answer": "YOUR MOM!!!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3504,
   "question": "Hey dude, what do you cut down a tree with?",
   "answer": "Asuh dude"
 },
 {
   "id": 3505,
   "question": "What's a gay man's favorite part of Cape Cod?",
   "answer": "Just the tip."
 },
 {
   "id": 3506,
   "question": "What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Bill Cosby?",
   "answer": "One is still dicking bimbos while the other was dicking still bimbos. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3507,
   "question": "If an ant smells bad, what is it called?",
   "answer": "De-Oder-Ant "
 },
 {
   "id": 3508,
   "question": "Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?",
   "answer": "In case they run out of bullets."
 },
 {
   "id": 3509,
   "question": "What's the difference between a teacher and a train?",
   "answer": "One says, \"Spit out your gum!\" The other goes, \"Choo Choo Choo\""
 },
 {
   "id": 3510,
   "question": "Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?",
   "answer": "Cuz they take all the green cards"
 },
 {
   "id": 3511,
   "question": "How do lesbians cut their clothes?",
   "answer": "By scissoring."
 },
 {
   "id": 3512,
   "question": "What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?",
   "answer": "Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3513,
   "question": "Did you hear about the millennial pharmacist that got fired?",
   "answer": "They fired him because he didn't believe in labels. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3514,
   "question": "What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?",
   "answer": "Well done."
 },
 {
   "id": 3515,
   "question": "What do you call a homosexual Muslim man in space?",
   "answer": "An astronaut, you racist fuck."
 },
 {
   "id": 3516,
   "question": "What's another word for double-dating?",
   "answer": "consolidating"
 },
 {
   "id": 3517,
   "question": "Why is leather armour the best for sneaking?",
   "answer": "Because it's literally made of hide. *Ba Dum Tsss "
 },
 {
   "id": 3518,
   "question": "Did you hear about the guy with a premature ejaculation problem?",
   "answer": "I hear he just comes outta nowhere!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3519,
   "question": "Did you know that Princess Diana was on her cell phone when she died?",
   "answer": "She was also on the dashboard, the windscreen, the roadside..."
 },
 {
   "id": 3520,
   "question": "How do you know your wife is dead?",
   "answer": "The sex is the same, but the dishes start piling up."
 },
 {
   "id": 3521,
   "question": "Why do some people cough alot?",
   "answer": "Because they drink to much coughee."
 },
 {
   "id": 3522,
   "question": "Why aren't you studying, Billy?",
   "answer": "Billy's Mom asked him, \"Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!\" Billy said, \"Because I've already Reddit thrice.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 3523,
   "question": "How do you confuse an idiot?",
   "answer": "Banana cake!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3524,
   "question": "What crime do trans gender people commit?",
   "answer": "Male fraud"
 },
 {
   "id": 3525,
   "question": "little son knows How to scare parents?",
   "answer": "Dad: \"Can I see your report card, son?\"  Son: \"I don't have it.\"  Dad: \"Why?\"  Son: \"I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 3526,
   "question": "Wife: Do you want to tap us?",
   "answer": "Wife: Do you want to tap us? Husband: Absolutely. Husband: Phew!, Nothing like a threesome."
 },
 {
   "id": 3527,
   "question": "Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?",
   "answer": "Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin."
 },
 {
   "id": 3528,
   "question": "[religion] Why did Jesus die on the cross?",
   "answer": "he forgot the safe word"
 },
 {
   "id": 3529,
   "question": "Did you know cows and moose are related?",
   "answer": "They're called MOOOOse for a reason! "
 },
 {
   "id": 3530,
   "question": "How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?",
   "answer": "I'll let my friend answer that one:"
 },
 {
   "id": 3531,
   "question": "What happens when i find a good joke?",
   "answer": "I reddit. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3532,
   "question": "If George Washington Carver became a teacher, what would his nickname be?",
   "answer": "The Nutty Professor"
 },
 {
   "id": 3533,
   "question": "What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?",
   "answer": "The back of my hand..."
 },
 {
   "id": 3534,
   "question": "What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?",
   "answer": "I don't know, i just fly the drone"
 },
 {
   "id": 3535,
   "question": "What do you call a bikini clad conspiracy theorist?",
   "answer": "An illumi-hotty!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3536,
   "question": "What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car?",
   "answer": "\"Get in the car.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 3537,
   "question": "What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?",
   "answer": "A leperd"
 },
 {
   "id": 3538,
   "question": "What's the best thing about Sweden?",
   "answer": "I can't pick, but their flag is a huge plus."
 },
 {
   "id": 3539,
   "question": "What's a pedophile's favorite weather phenomenon?",
   "answer": "An El Niño"
 },
 {
   "id": 3540,
   "question": "What's your favourite animal?",
   "answer": "Me too, I like the saltyness"
 },
 {
   "id": 3541,
   "question": "What's the difference between a Zippo and a Bic lighter?",
   "answer": "Zippos are heavy. A Bic is just a little lighter."
 },
 {
   "id": 3542,
   "question": "What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?",
   "answer": "Inuit."
 },
 {
   "id": 3543,
   "question": "What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?",
   "answer": "\"I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 3544,
   "question": "Why was the priest also an imam?",
   "answer": "Double the prophet."
 },
 {
   "id": 3545,
   "question": "What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?",
   "answer": "Fruit of the Womb"
 },
 {
   "id": 3546,
   "question": "What's your mom's favorite seafood resturant?",
   "answer": "Captain D's Nutz"
 },
 {
   "id": 3547,
   "question": "Whats the difference between a murder and Hamlet performed by geese?",
   "answer": "Nothing, they're both fowl play"
 },
 {
   "id": 3548,
   "question": "Why didn't Ann Frank finish her diary?",
   "answer": "She needed more concentration."
 },
 {
   "id": 3549,
   "question": "Why does Jew population suffer more from ADHD ?",
   "answer": "Because they needed too much concentration in camps."
 },
 {
   "id": 3550,
   "question": "How does a grizzly catch fish?",
   "answer": "With his bear hands!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3551,
   "question": "what's the difference between Donald trump and road kill?",
   "answer": "the road kill has skid marks before it"
 },
 {
   "id": 3552,
   "question": "What do you call a 58 year old man that has sex with a 9 year old girl?",
   "answer": "The Prophet Muhammad."
 },
 {
   "id": 3553,
   "question": "How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?",
   "answer": "You don't know cause you weren't there"
 },
 {
   "id": 3554,
   "question": "How much do pirates charge for corn?",
   "answer": "A Buccaneer"
 },
 {
   "id": 3555,
   "question": "hi What did the failed Swedish chef say?",
   "answer": "All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it ."
 },
 {
   "id": 3556,
   "question": "Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?",
   "answer": "OCDC"
 },
 {
   "id": 3557,
   "question": "What do you call it when Batman skips Church?",
   "answer": "Christian Bale."
 },
 {
   "id": 3558,
   "question": "What's the difference between jelly and jam?",
   "answer": "Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly."
 },
 {
   "id": 3559,
   "question": "What's something a white person says a lot, but a black person never says?",
   "answer": "Hi dad!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3560,
   "question": "Do you have a brother named Humphrey?",
   "answer": "Because I saw your mom on the corner yelling \"Humphrey! Humphrey!\""
 },
 {
   "id": 3561,
   "question": "What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?",
   "answer": "Names."
 },
 {
   "id": 3562,
   "question": "What kind of music venues do gun lovers like the most?",
   "answer": "Carry OK"
 },
 {
   "id": 3563,
   "question": "What's the best way to carve wood?",
   "answer": "Whittle by whittle."
 },
 {
   "id": 3564,
   "question": "Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?",
   "answer": "Because her teacher told her to do an essay"
 },
 {
   "id": 3565,
   "question": "Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?",
   "answer": "Because he isn't real. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3566,
   "question": "Which profession has the worst sense of humour?",
   "answer": "Well, chiropodists like   jokes.  But opticians like them  .  "
 },
 {
   "id": 3567,
   "question": "How high can you kick a baby?",
   "answer": "It depends. Are you inside or outside?"
 },
 {
   "id": 3568,
   "question": "Why did the faucet turn on?",
   "answer": "It was feeling  ."
 },
 {
   "id": 3569,
   "question": "What's the difference between Chris Christie and Ivanka Trump submissively bent over Donald's bed?",
   "answer": "Boobs! Ok wait never mind they are the same."
 },
 {
   "id": 3570,
   "question": "Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?",
   "answer": "Because it was making him moody."
 },
 {
   "id": 3571,
   "question": "how many /r/jokes user does it take to repost a joke?",
   "answer": "three.  one to actually do it, one to complain that it has been done before, and another one to repost the said repost "
 },
 {
   "id": 3572,
   "question": "What do you call a gorilla in water?",
   "answer": "Harambait."
 },
 {
   "id": 3573,
   "question": "What do you get if you microwave welsh horse crap?",
   "answer": "PooptyPong."
 },
 {
   "id": 3574,
   "question": "What's you experience with \"Friends with benefits\"?",
   "answer": "The close thing I came to having “ friends with benefits” was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily."
 },
 {
   "id": 3575,
   "question": "What is Jose Cuervo's favorite book?",
   "answer": "Tequila Mockingbird"
 },
 {
   "id": 3576,
   "question": "What's Harambe's favourite retail store?",
   "answer": "Target"
 },
 {
   "id": 3577,
   "question": "What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn?",
   "answer": "Antique farm equipment. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3578,
   "question": "What's blue and hangs from a tree in my yard?",
   "answer": "Its my nigger, I can paint him whatever color I want."
 },
 {
   "id": 3579,
   "question": "What do you call an obese suicide bomber?",
   "answer": "Fatty fatty boom boom"
 },
 {
   "id": 3580,
   "question": "what does Geico and your girlfriend have in common?",
   "answer": "Shes so easy a cave man could do her. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3581,
   "question": "Why don't ghosts have legs?",
   "answer": "Because they're so white the can't dance."
 },
 {
   "id": 3582,
   "question": "Why didn't Jesus have any children?",
   "answer": "He only got nailed by guys ;) "
 },
 {
   "id": 3583,
   "question": "Want to be moved for free?",
   "answer": "Just be Jewish , live in 1940s Europe , and be willing to live a ghetto."
 },
 {
   "id": 3584,
   "question": "What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?",
   "answer": "Get off me homes!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3585,
   "question": "Why don't blind people skydive?",
   "answer": "It scares their dogs too much"
 },
 {
   "id": 3586,
   "question": "What do you call a hookers fart?",
   "answer": "A prostitoot"
 },
 {
   "id": 3587,
   "question": "Did you guys hear that Republicans are trying to end racism?",
   "answer": "Shit my time machine is broken again."
 },
 {
   "id": 3588,
   "question": "What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?",
   "answer": "You would pay to have a potato on you..."
 },
 {
   "id": 3589,
   "question": "How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?",
   "answer": "When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up"
 },
 {
   "id": 3590,
   "question": "What's black, cheap, and not worth a damn?",
   "answer": "A cup of decaf "
 },
 {
   "id": 3591,
   "question": "What is a guy with multi-tasking called?",
   "answer": "Husband."
 },
 {
   "id": 3592,
   "question": "What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees?",
   "answer": "A coniference. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3593,
   "question": "What did the pirate say on his eightieth birthday?",
   "answer": "Aye Matey"
 },
 {
   "id": 3594,
   "question": "How are children like cellphones?",
   "answer": "If you’ve lost one and haven’t found it in a couple days, chances are it’s probably dead."
 },
 {
   "id": 3595,
   "question": "Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?",
   "answer": "Because they're bad conductors."
 },
 {
   "id": 3596,
   "question": "What did you do in Iran?",
   "answer": "I ran."
 },
 {
   "id": 3597,
   "question": "How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?",
   "answer": "WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it..."
 },
 {
   "id": 3598,
   "question": "Why is an aborted baby so hard to fool?",
   "answer": "Because It wasn't born yesterday."
 },
 {
   "id": 3599,
   "question": "Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?",
   "answer": "It had a SPOILER on it."
 },
 {
   "id": 3600,
   "question": "What do you call someone who is attracted to Middle Easterns?",
   "answer": "A Hummusexual. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3601,
   "question": "What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?",
   "answer": "Girl you sure are sweet."
 },
 {
   "id": 3602,
   "question": "What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?",
   "answer": "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh -  SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
 },
 {
   "id": 3603,
   "question": "What do you call a Samsung 7 user taking a selfie?",
   "answer": "A suicide bomber."
 },
 {
   "id": 3604,
   "question": "What's the difference between a 4chan user and a Cuck?",
   "answer": "A cuck has a girlfriend."
 },
 {
   "id": 3605,
   "question": "Why did the blonde tie magnets to her fishing pole?",
   "answer": "She was fishing for Steelhead Trout"
 },
 {
   "id": 3606,
   "question": "What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?",
   "answer": "A salad shooter."
 },
 {
   "id": 3607,
   "question": "What do you call a place where a black person sleeps?",
   "answer": "A cocoon! "
 },
 {
   "id": 3608,
   "question": "How often to wizard journalists get paid?",
   "answer": "They make a Daily Prophet."
 },
 {
   "id": 3609,
   "question": "Did you know light travels faster than sound?",
   "answer": "That's why some people appear bright (until you hear them talk)."
 },
 {
   "id": 3610,
   "question": "How do you communicate with a fish?",
   "answer": "Drop him a line."
 },
 {
   "id": 3611,
   "question": "Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?",
   "answer": "Because eventually, its cover would be blown."
 },
 {
   "id": 3612,
   "question": "How to piss off the whole r/Jokes community?",
   "answer": "Stolen from other subreddit."
 },
 {
   "id": 3613,
   "question": "What's a paedophile's favourite musical scale?",
   "answer": "A minor"
 },
 {
   "id": 3614,
   "question": "What's grey and comes in pints?",
   "answer": "An Elephant."
 },
 {
   "id": 3615,
   "question": "Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?",
   "answer": "His name was Jack"
 },
 {
   "id": 3616,
   "question": "What does Miley Cyrus eat on Thanksgiving?",
   "answer": "Twerkey!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3617,
   "question": "What do the Japanese do during erections?",
   "answer": "They vote. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3618,
   "question": "What triggers feminists?",
   "answer": "Genders"
 },
 {
   "id": 3619,
   "question": "How much does it cost to kill Tony Stark's parents?",
   "answer": "Just one buck. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3620,
   "question": "What is the difference between Trump and Hillary?",
   "answer": "She can't make America great again."
 },
 {
   "id": 3621,
   "question": "What do you call Nicky Minaj's ass?",
   "answer": "Silicone valley"
 },
 {
   "id": 3622,
   "question": "What do you call 2 horses side by side in a stable?",
   "answer": "Neigh-bours."
 },
 {
   "id": 3623,
   "question": "What's the best thing about banging 28 year olds?",
   "answer": "There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny"
 },
 {
   "id": 3624,
   "question": "What's the difference between a drummer and a toilet?",
   "answer": "The toilet only has to take shit from one asshole at a time. . ."
 },
 {
   "id": 3625,
   "question": "What do you call a brain surgeon that had a C- average?",
   "answer": "A dentist"
 },
 {
   "id": 3626,
   "question": "What do Reddit Users and Olive Oil have in common?",
   "answer": "They're both extra virgin."
 },
 {
   "id": 3627,
   "question": "Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?",
   "answer": "He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.  "
 },
 {
   "id": 3628,
   "question": "Why is Mortal Kombat X popular among SJWs?",
   "answer": "Because it has the Block Button."
 },
 {
   "id": 3629,
   "question": "What do you call a former member of ISIS?",
   "answer": "What do you call a former member of ISIS? WASWAS"
 },
 {
   "id": 3630,
   "question": "What's big but small?",
   "answer": "A midget's ego."
 },
 {
   "id": 3631,
   "question": "Ever notice how there's not many jokes about steaks?",
   "answer": "It's a rare medium well done."
 },
 {
   "id": 3632,
   "question": "How does a coat steal something?",
   "answer": "They jacket"
 },
 {
   "id": 3633,
   "question": "Did you hear that Hillary dropped out of the presidential race?",
   "answer": "They did a colonoscopy and found out she had a brain tumor."
 },
 {
   "id": 3634,
   "question": "What did drunk say to the blonde?",
   "answer": "Nice ass."
 },
 {
   "id": 3635,
   "question": "Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?",
   "answer": "Made out of bread was taken."
 },
 {
   "id": 3636,
   "question": "What did the tool box say to the hammer?",
   "answer": "Toolsie!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3637,
   "question": "How does a feminist change a light-bulb?",
   "answer": "Just kidding, feminists don't change shit."
 },
 {
   "id": 3638,
   "question": "Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?",
   "answer": "Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk."
 },
 {
   "id": 3639,
   "question": "Whats an inmates favorite vegetable?",
   "answer": "Cellery."
 },
 {
   "id": 3640,
   "question": "Why don't robots have brothers?",
   "answer": "Because they all have trans-sisters"
 },
 {
   "id": 3641,
   "question": "How many cops does it take to screw in a light-bulb?",
   "answer": "None, they just beat up the room for being black."
 },
 {
   "id": 3642,
   "question": "Why are there no black CIA agents?",
   "answer": "Because you'd never be able to convince him to help the massive drug smuggling conspiracy that's shipping cocaine into his family's neighborhood."
 },
 {
   "id": 3643,
   "question": "Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?",
   "answer": "Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."
 },
 {
   "id": 3644,
   "question": "What's a redditors worst fear?",
   "answer": "[OC]"
 },
 {
   "id": 3645,
   "question": "What do you call three potassiums?",
   "answer": "Racist"
 },
 {
   "id": 3646,
   "question": "What do you call 'looking for a Korean'?",
   "answer": "Seoul searching"
 },
 {
   "id": 3647,
   "question": "Dad: Son, where were you at school hours?",
   "answer": "Son: At school. The robot slaps the son. Son: Okay I was watching KungFu Panda! The robot slaps his son again.  Son: Okay I was watching violent movies!  Dad: What?! When I was your age I never watched those kinds of movies! The robot slaps the dad.  Mom: Haha, after all, he is your son. The robot slaps the mom..."
 },
 {
   "id": 3648,
   "question": "How does Moses get his tea ready?",
   "answer": "Hebrews "
 },
 {
   "id": 3649,
   "question": "Why is Steam called Steam?",
   "answer": "Because the servers are always steaming hot"
 },
 {
   "id": 3650,
   "question": "How come I didn't get upset when the Indian restaurant got my order wrong?",
   "answer": "It was a Naan issue"
 },
 {
   "id": 3651,
   "question": "How do you save a pirate's life?",
   "answer": "C P Arrr!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3652,
   "question": "What's the best way to kill your Mother-in-law?",
   "answer": "\"No idea, your Honor\". "
 },
 {
   "id": 3653,
   "question": "Did you know?",
   "answer": "A group of jellyfish is commonly referred to as \"a group of jellyfish.\" "
 },
 {
   "id": 3654,
   "question": "When’s the worst time to eat candy?",
   "answer": "When she’s on her period."
 },
 {
   "id": 3655,
   "question": "Interviewer: How would you handle a complaint from a customer?",
   "answer": "Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section."
 },
 {
   "id": 3656,
   "question": "What do T-Rex's do for a living?",
   "answer": "They're small arms dealers. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3657,
   "question": "What was Hitler's favorite animal?",
   "answer": "Da cow"
 },
 {
   "id": 3658,
   "question": "Who was the first striker?",
   "answer": "Jesus. He went for the cross"
 },
 {
   "id": 3659,
   "question": "Why can Kylie Jenner see right through Caitlin?",
   "answer": "She's trans-parent."
 },
 {
   "id": 3660,
   "question": "What happens to a necrophiliac after death?",
   "answer": "Reserection "
 },
 {
   "id": 3661,
   "question": "How does a Marxist jack off?",
   "answer": "By seizing the means of reproduction. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3662,
   "question": "Did you know you can't watch porn on the IPhone 7?",
   "answer": "Yea they took the jack off"
 },
 {
   "id": 3663,
   "question": "What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?",
   "answer": "Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.  "
 },
 {
   "id": 3664,
   "question": "What do you call it when Harrison Ford gets heatburn?",
   "answer": "Indy-gestion  I'm sorry I'm a little drunk"
 },
 {
   "id": 3665,
   "question": "What was Michael Jackson's favourite musical key?",
   "answer": "A Minor"
 },
 {
   "id": 3666,
   "question": "What does a girl want more than anything in the world?",
   "answer": "Nothing. She's fine."
 },
 {
   "id": 3667,
   "question": "What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?",
   "answer": "Cancer."
 },
 {
   "id": 3668,
   "question": "Did you hear that Trump said he'd eliminate food safety regulations?",
   "answer": "It's the only way they can bring Trump steaks back. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3669,
   "question": "What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?",
   "answer": "About ten minutes."
 },
 {
   "id": 3670,
   "question": "What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?",
   "answer": "PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)"
 },
 {
   "id": 3671,
   "question": "You guys hear about the new corduroy pillows?",
   "answer": "Their making headlines! (Thanks  )"
 },
 {
   "id": 3672,
   "question": "What does the chicken do to get through college?",
   "answer": "She strips."
 },
 {
   "id": 3673,
   "question": "What sound does a street sweeper make?",
   "answer": "Broom Broom"
 },
 {
   "id": 3674,
   "question": "If a physicist named Lebowski discovered a particle, what would it be called?",
   "answer": "The \"L deuterino\", if he wasn't into the whole brevity thing."
 },
 {
   "id": 3675,
   "question": "Who sell the products cheaper – a manufacturer or a distributor?",
   "answer": "The store guard."
 },
 {
   "id": 3676,
   "question": "Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?",
   "answer": "To buy another pair of AirPods. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3677,
   "question": "What do women and computers have in common?",
   "answer": "What do women and computers have in common?  You don't appreciate them until they go down on you.  "
 },
 {
   "id": 3678,
   "question": "What does the Rose iphone 7 and the Titanic have in common?",
   "answer": "They both lost Jack."
 },
 {
   "id": 3679,
   "question": "Why are hurricanes named with female names?",
   "answer": "Because when they come, they are wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and car with them. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3680,
   "question": "What do seal hunters and teens have in common?",
   "answer": "They both love clubbin'"
 },
 {
   "id": 3681,
   "question": "Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?",
   "answer": "Because they find him very down to earth. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3682,
   "question": "What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?",
   "answer": "Shoepremacy."
 },
 {
   "id": 3683,
   "question": "What did one cell say to his sister cell who stepped on his toe?",
   "answer": "Mitosis."
 },
 {
   "id": 3684,
   "question": "What do you call a folder of child pornography?",
   "answer": "A pedo-file."
 },
 {
   "id": 3685,
   "question": "Why do Muslim women not say amen?",
   "answer": "Cause they say awoman."
 },
 {
   "id": 3686,
   "question": "What do you call a very small villain?",
   "answer": "The Antagonist"
 },
 {
   "id": 3687,
   "question": "Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?",
   "answer": "Mount Rushmore"
 },
 {
   "id": 3688,
   "question": "What mathematical cube can you cook with?",
   "answer": "A boolean cube!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3689,
   "question": "What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug addict?",
   "answer": "The prostitute can wash her crack and then use it again!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3690,
   "question": "What is a businessman's favorite game?",
   "answer": "Call of Duty: Economic Warfare"
 },
 {
   "id": 3691,
   "question": "What is ez to cook?",
   "answer": "CookEZ."
 },
 {
   "id": 3692,
   "question": "What do you call a dog who can do magic?",
   "answer": "A labracadabrador"
 },
 {
   "id": 3693,
   "question": "Why did the fox cross the road?",
   "answer": "Cause there was a billion fucking chickens on the other side."
 },
 {
   "id": 3694,
   "question": "How many Donald Trumps does it take to screw in a light bulb?",
   "answer": "Just one to tell the three illegal immigrants he hired to do it."
 },
 {
   "id": 3695,
   "question": "You know how some dogs turn around several times before lying down and going to sleep?",
   "answer": "They must be watch dogs. That's how they unwind."
 },
 {
   "id": 3696,
   "question": "Where's the loneliest place on earth at?",
   "answer": "Hillary Clinton's vagina."
 },
 {
   "id": 3697,
   "question": "What happens when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?",
   "answer": "You get kicked out of the petting zoo."
 },
 {
   "id": 3698,
   "question": "What does R. Kelly tell little girls on Halloween?",
   "answer": "Urine for a treat!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3699,
   "question": "What do you call the moisture build-up between two cousins having sex?",
   "answer": "Relative humidity"
 },
 {
   "id": 3700,
   "question": "Have you tried the new Mountain Dew flavor?",
   "answer": "... Butthole blast."
 },
 {
   "id": 3701,
   "question": "What is the difference between Hillary Clinton and the hookers in downtown Little Rock?",
   "answer": "The hookers have real orgasms and fake diamonds."
 },
 {
   "id": 3702,
   "question": "Where does Dracula keep his tools?",
   "answer": "The blood shed."
 },
 {
   "id": 3703,
   "question": "Why don't DJs make good pirates?",
   "answer": "They push buttons when they work the deck. Gf told me this one this morning, wants to know what you think"
 },
 {
   "id": 3704,
   "question": "What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?",
   "answer": "A northern fairytale begins \"Once upon a time ...\" A southern fairytale begins \"Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit ...\""
 },
 {
   "id": 3705,
   "question": "What is a fitting name for an arrogant mohel?",
   "answer": "Hugh Bris"
 },
 {
   "id": 3706,
   "question": "What do you call a blind deer?",
   "answer": "No eye deer"
 },
 {
   "id": 3707,
   "question": "What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?",
   "answer": "Row vs. Wade"
 },
 {
   "id": 3708,
   "question": "Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?",
   "answer": "Dwayne Johnson"
 },
 {
   "id": 3709,
   "question": "Why did the JavaScript programmer need glasses?",
   "answer": "Because he couldn't C#"
 },
 {
   "id": 3710,
   "question": "Want to hear a bad knock knock joke?",
   "answer": "Ding Dong"
 },
 {
   "id": 3711,
   "question": "What is it called when you buy drapes over the phone?",
   "answer": "A curtain call. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3712,
   "question": "What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?",
   "answer": "They both can smell it, but can't eat it"
 },
 {
   "id": 3713,
   "question": "If pro is the opposite of con.. Then what is the opposite of progress?",
   "answer": "Congress.... Thank you George Carlin :)"
 },
 {
   "id": 3714,
   "question": "Why did the old lady fall into the well?",
   "answer": "She didn't see that well"
 },
 {
   "id": 3715,
   "question": "The worst mix of diseases?",
   "answer": "Alzheimer and diarrhea. You run but you don't remember where."
 },
 {
   "id": 3716,
   "question": "What did the Spanish Gorilla say at lunch time?",
   "answer": "Yo tengo Harambe."
 },
 {
   "id": 3717,
   "question": "Why did Donald Trump love the new iPhone 7?",
   "answer": "Deportation."
 },
 {
   "id": 3718,
   "question": "What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?",
   "answer": "Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children "
 },
 {
   "id": 3719,
   "question": "How I get my dick to be 12 inches?",
   "answer": "I cut it in half "
 },
 {
   "id": 3720,
   "question": "What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?",
   "answer": "A subwoofer."
 },
 {
   "id": 3721,
   "question": "Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?",
   "answer": "Because he was always lost at C! [ I'm  ]"
 },
 {
   "id": 3722,
   "question": "Wanna hear why I love Dorian Gray jokes?",
   "answer": "cause they never get old"
 },
 {
   "id": 3723,
   "question": "Why didnt the toilet paper cross the road?",
   "answer": "because it was stuck in a crack"
 },
 {
   "id": 3724,
   "question": "Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?",
   "answer": "\"Are you ticklish?\""
 },
 {
   "id": 3725,
   "question": "What did the tv say to the other tv?",
   "answer": "I DONT FUCKING KNOW THEY ARE TVS!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3726,
   "question": "Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?",
   "answer": "Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it."
 },
 {
   "id": 3727,
   "question": "Groaner I came up with, my apologies. Why did the dog go to the funeral?",
   "answer": "Because he was a paw bearer."
 },
 {
   "id": 3728,
   "question": "How do you fit 4 gay people on a barstool?",
   "answer": "Flip it upside down."
 },
 {
   "id": 3729,
   "question": "What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?",
   "answer": "I've never had a lentil on my chest."
 },
 {
   "id": 3730,
   "question": "What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?",
   "answer": "\"I set WHO free?\""
 },
 {
   "id": 3731,
   "question": "Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?",
   "answer": "Cos the sine said so!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3732,
   "question": "What is Hitler's favourite hobby??",
   "answer": "Guess"
 },
 {
   "id": 3733,
   "question": "Why aren't anal sex jokes funny?",
   "answer": "Because they tend to be inside jokes."
 },
 {
   "id": 3734,
   "question": "Do cannibals prefer red or white wine with dinner?",
   "answer": "They're not fussed, as long as it's full bodied."
 },
 {
   "id": 3735,
   "question": "What is a Jewish pedophiles pickup line?",
   "answer": "Do you kids want to BUY some candy?  Hyuk hyuk hyuk. Credit to a very special lady. If the delivery was bad that's all me."
 },
 {
   "id": 3736,
   "question": "What's a whale's favourite brand of hair gel?",
   "answer": "Krill Bream. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3737,
   "question": "What do you call a fly with no wings?",
   "answer": "A walk."
 },
 {
   "id": 3738,
   "question": "Why did the riot police get to work early?",
   "answer": "So they could beat the crowd. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3739,
   "question": "What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?",
   "answer": "A Mississippi cup."
 },
 {
   "id": 3740,
   "question": "Did you hear the joke about the pencil?",
   "answer": "There's no point."
 },
 {
   "id": 3741,
   "question": "What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?",
   "answer": "I want hue."
 },
 {
   "id": 3742,
   "question": "What do Indian Flowers grow?",
   "answer": "Patels. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3743,
   "question": "What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?",
   "answer": "A Sweeping Generalization."
 },
 {
   "id": 3744,
   "question": "What do you call an idiot?",
   "answer": "You"
 },
 {
   "id": 3745,
   "question": "What did the Pimp say to the stoned prostitute at the end of the night?",
   "answer": "High Ho! High Ho! It's home from work I go!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3746,
   "question": "How are vegans okay with drinking water?",
   "answer": "They can't eat meat, but they can just destroy a fish's home for a glass of water? "
 },
 {
   "id": 3747,
   "question": "Why is camping considered an intense sport?",
   "answer": "Because it's intense"
 },
 {
   "id": 3748,
   "question": "Who's the healthiest member of the Army?",
   "answer": "General Wellbeing"
 },
 {
   "id": 3749,
   "question": "What's Mario's favorite fruit?",
   "answer": "Peach."
 },
 {
   "id": 3750,
   "question": "What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?",
   "answer": "They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead."
 },
 {
   "id": 3751,
   "question": "Did you hear about Dr. Dank?",
   "answer": "he checked meme out at 4:20. Said I have dope. Currently blazing it down the highway in his gr8 van. creddit 2 my m80"
 },
 {
   "id": 3752,
   "question": "Why was the communist arrested?",
   "answer": "He was caught red handed. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3753,
   "question": "What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?",
   "answer": "Tequila Mockingbird. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3754,
   "question": "What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?",
   "answer": "Linoleum blownapart."
 },
 {
   "id": 3755,
   "question": "Did you hear about the guy who wanted to be reincarnated as a stud?",
   "answer": "He woke up on a snow tire in Michigan."
 },
 {
   "id": 3756,
   "question": "Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?",
   "answer": "Google, like everybody does."
 },
 {
   "id": 3757,
   "question": "What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?",
   "answer": "Tally Hoes"
 },
 {
   "id": 3758,
   "question": "What's the difference between Sammy and Scooby-Doo?",
   "answer": "Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog."
 },
 {
   "id": 3759,
   "question": "How did the sperm cross the road?",
   "answer": "I put the wrong socks on today. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3760,
   "question": "What is bigfoots favorite thing to eat?",
   "answer": "Squash"
 },
 {
   "id": 3761,
   "question": "have you seen the clown that hides from arseholes in asda?",
   "answer": "no? well then..."
 },
 {
   "id": 3762,
   "question": "What's the definition of divorce?",
   "answer": "The screwing you get for the screwing you got!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3763,
   "question": "What is Bruce Lee's favorite food?",
   "answer": "Whoppaaah"
 },
 {
   "id": 3764,
   "question": "What did Hillary Clinton's running mate say when reporters asked him his name?",
   "answer": "\"There are some who call me...Tim\""
 },
 {
   "id": 3765,
   "question": "What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?",
   "answer": "An ATM machine "
 },
 {
   "id": 3766,
   "question": "Why was the Taiwanese business man so stressed out?",
   "answer": "Because he had a Taipei personality."
 },
 {
   "id": 3767,
   "question": "Why are there walls around a cemetery?",
   "answer": "Because people are dying to get in."
 },
 {
   "id": 3768,
   "question": "What's Hillary Clinton's favorite pizza place?",
   "answer": "Little Seizures."
 },
 {
   "id": 3769,
   "question": "What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?",
   "answer": "You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3770,
   "question": "What did one eyeball say to the other?",
   "answer": "Between you and me, something smells."
 },
 {
   "id": 3771,
   "question": "Does your mom work at McDonald's?",
   "answer": "Cuz i quarter-pounded her last night"
 },
 {
   "id": 3772,
   "question": "Have you been to the two shop oddities market?",
   "answer": "It's a little bazaar."
 },
 {
   "id": 3773,
   "question": "Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?",
   "answer": "Because it's more than a ceiling"
 },
 {
   "id": 3774,
   "question": "How does a black mother tell her children apart?",
   "answer": "She remembers them by their last names."
 },
 {
   "id": 3775,
   "question": "how do you know a Ethiopian beens drinking?",
   "answer": "There's 2 grains of rice in the sink"
 },
 {
   "id": 3776,
   "question": "What's a bigamist?",
   "answer": "It's a large fog in Italy"
 },
 {
   "id": 3777,
   "question": "What do you call a Muslim flying a plane?",
   "answer": "The Pilot.... you racist fucks"
 },
 {
   "id": 3778,
   "question": "How do you tell two witches apart?",
   "answer": "You can't! You don't know which witch is which!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3779,
   "question": "What's the number one comeback on r/Jokes?",
   "answer": "Riposte."
 },
 {
   "id": 3780,
   "question": "Do you know why single women cant fart?",
   "answer": "Because they dont get assholes until they are married.  (Of course depending on what sex you are just change it accordingly)"
 },
 {
   "id": 3781,
   "question": "What does Mike Tyson do after 10pm?",
   "answer": "He thlides into your DMth."
 },
 {
   "id": 3782,
   "question": "Did anyone else hear about that horror style remake Scotland did of \"Sleepless in Seattle\"?",
   "answer": "It's called \"Sheepless on Cialis\"."
 },
 {
   "id": 3783,
   "question": "Why do midgets giggle when running through a field?",
   "answer": "The grass tickles their balls as they run. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3784,
   "question": "What's the difference between a baloon and a condom?",
   "answer": "When a balloon pops - there's one less. When a condom pops - there's one more. Or more."
 },
 {
   "id": 3785,
   "question": "Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have sex with his wife?",
   "answer": "Because whenever She gets hot, he hits her with a shovel."
 },
 {
   "id": 3786,
   "question": "How many dead hookers does it take to replace a light bulb?",
   "answer": "At least more than eight, the light in my basement still doesn't work..."
 },
 {
   "id": 3787,
   "question": "What's the most insensitive nickname you can give a person with diabetes?",
   "answer": "Sweet Pee"
 },
 {
   "id": 3788,
   "question": "What happens if Hillary Clinton gets so sick she dies before the general election?",
   "answer": "...she goes to hell"
 },
 {
   "id": 3789,
   "question": "What's the best part about dating a black girl?",
   "answer": "You don't have to meet her father."
 },
 {
   "id": 3790,
   "question": "How was copper wire invented?",
   "answer": "Two jews found the same penny."
 },
 {
   "id": 3791,
   "question": "Why are Jedi kids so fat?",
   "answer": "Because they were force fed."
 },
 {
   "id": 3792,
   "question": "Why are some of the richest people also the fattest?",
   "answer": "Because they have a fortune (four-chin)"
 },
 {
   "id": 3793,
   "question": "How come Chinese people dont have phone books?",
   "answer": "They have so many Wing's and Wong's, they are afraid someone will Wing the Wong number. Heard this on the disney channel a long time ago will never forget it for that reason. Sorry if its a re post."
 },
 {
   "id": 3794,
   "question": "Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?",
   "answer": "Because he kept getting nailed to the boards."
 },
 {
   "id": 3795,
   "question": "When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?",
   "answer": "When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice."
 },
 {
   "id": 3796,
   "question": "Whats a Joke with no Punchline?",
   "answer": "Life "
 },
 {
   "id": 3797,
   "question": "What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?",
   "answer": "Little Seizures"
 },
 {
   "id": 3798,
   "question": "What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?",
   "answer": "Her algae bra."
 },
 {
   "id": 3799,
   "question": "Did you hear about the sequel to Schindler's List set after his death?",
   "answer": "They're calling it Schindler's Missed."
 },
 {
   "id": 3800,
   "question": "Why couldn't Oscar save the Greek Jewish Popodopolous brothers suring the war?",
   "answer": "Schindler's lisp."
 },
 {
   "id": 3801,
   "question": "Baby are you on the waiver wire?",
   "answer": "because im about to pick you up!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3802,
   "question": "Why did the farmer win an award?",
   "answer": "because he was out-standing in his field"
 },
 {
   "id": 3803,
   "question": "What do Starbucks customers that can't go through the drive thru get on their pumpkin spice latte?",
   "answer": "No whip."
 },
 {
   "id": 3804,
   "question": "What do you call a pig on the Beach?",
   "answer": "Bay-Con"
 },
 {
   "id": 3805,
   "question": "Did you know that dogs can't get MRI's?",
   "answer": "only cat's can"
 },
 {
   "id": 3806,
   "question": "Why did the old lady fall in the well?",
   "answer": "She couldn't see that well"
 },
 {
   "id": 3807,
   "question": "What did the super-strong chlorella ask the moderately-weak chlorella?",
   "answer": "Do you even algae-bruh?"
 },
 {
   "id": 3808,
   "question": "Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 60-pound ballsack?",
   "answer": "People say he was half-nuts!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3809,
   "question": "What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?",
   "answer": "Not Apple Jacks"
 },
 {
   "id": 3810,
   "question": "What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?",
   "answer": "Apart from the Spelling?"
 },
 {
   "id": 3811,
   "question": "What's the name of the elite hacking group from Canada?",
   "answer": "Anonymoose"
 },
 {
   "id": 3812,
   "question": "Why was Jack scared?",
   "answer": "Because Jack was bean stalked"
 },
 {
   "id": 3813,
   "question": "How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal?",
   "answer": "handsfree"
 },
 {
   "id": 3814,
   "question": "How do you organize a party in space?",
   "answer": "You planet!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3815,
   "question": "Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?",
   "answer": "Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you  She: Thanks for Thinking"
 },
 {
   "id": 3816,
   "question": "Why is a miscarriage like a shitty pizza?",
   "answer": "They're both cold upon delivery."
 },
 {
   "id": 3817,
   "question": "How do Mexicans cut their pizza?",
   "answer": "Little Caesars"
 },
 {
   "id": 3818,
   "question": "What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?",
   "answer": "\"Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!\""
 },
 {
   "id": 3819,
   "question": "What kind of gardening is done in the hood?",
   "answer": "Weeding"
 },
 {
   "id": 3820,
   "question": "What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?",
   "answer": "Bobby"
 },
 {
   "id": 3821,
   "question": "What's the best pokemon in pokemon go?",
   "answer": "It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it."
 },
 {
   "id": 3822,
   "question": "What is the design philosophy of the iPhone 7?",
   "answer": "Jack off"
 },
 {
   "id": 3823,
   "question": "You know what's the common thing between iPhone 7 and the board on Titanic?",
   "answer": "There is no room for Jack"
 },
 {
   "id": 3824,
   "question": "What's the difference between a redneck, and a SJW?",
   "answer": "A redneck's trigger actually does something"
 },
 {
   "id": 3825,
   "question": "How do you get a fire started?",
   "answer": "You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting..."
 },
 {
   "id": 3826,
   "question": "What do you call a steak that is a girl?",
   "answer": "Miss.Steak"
 },
 {
   "id": 3827,
   "question": "What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?",
   "answer": "Dr. Pokemon."
 },
 {
   "id": 3828,
   "question": "What's your view on lesbians?",
   "answer": "1080p"
 },
 {
   "id": 3829,
   "question": "What's red and invisible?",
   "answer": "No tomatoes."
 },
 {
   "id": 3830,
   "question": "What's Trump's least favourite vegetable?",
   "answer": "Cillary!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3831,
   "question": "Notice anything?",
   "answer": "B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W Y Z Because Apple removed the AUX"
 },
 {
   "id": 3832,
   "question": "Do you know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?",
   "answer": "I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."
 },
 {
   "id": 3833,
   "question": "What advice would you give to a fish?",
   "answer": "Stay in school and keep up with current affairs."
 },
 {
   "id": 3834,
   "question": "How do you say constipated in german?",
   "answer": "Farhfrumpoopin'."
 },
 {
   "id": 3835,
   "question": "What do you call a lazy kangaroo?",
   "answer": "A pouch potato. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3836,
   "question": "What is the skin on you forearm called?",
   "answer": "Foreskin. Budam tss "
 },
 {
   "id": 3837,
   "question": "Why are NASCAR drivers good at cunnilingus?",
   "answer": "Lots of practice laps."
 },
 {
   "id": 3838,
   "question": "Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?",
   "answer": "It got flagged."
 },
 {
   "id": 3839,
   "question": "A kid asks his dad, \"what's the difference between 'realistically' and 'potentially'\"?",
   "answer": "His dad responds, \"realistically you've heard this joke before, potentially, you will hear it again\"."
 },
 {
   "id": 3840,
   "question": "Why did Joey fall of the swing?",
   "answer": "Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey."
 },
 {
   "id": 3841,
   "question": "Did you hear about the priest that got knighted?",
   "answer": "Congratulations to Sir Mon"
 },
 {
   "id": 3842,
   "question": "What do you call a gay drive-by?",
   "answer": "A fruit roll up."
 },
 {
   "id": 3843,
   "question": "What does it take to start a rave in Ethiopia?",
   "answer": "Nail a piece of meat to the ceiling"
 },
 {
   "id": 3844,
   "question": "You know that problem people have where they eat whatever is in front of them?",
   "answer": "That's why I cant be a gynecologist."
 },
 {
   "id": 3845,
   "question": "Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate?",
   "answer": "The \"P\" is silent"
 },
 {
   "id": 3846,
   "question": "If a kiss is first base, and making love is a home run, what do you call a threesome?",
   "answer": "Extra Innings!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3847,
   "question": "Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?",
   "answer": "She's Got The Jack"
 },
 {
   "id": 3848,
   "question": "Is sex work?",
   "answer": "If so, then I am unemployed."
 },
 {
   "id": 3849,
   "question": "Why would I donate £2 to save a kid's life?",
   "answer": "I'd rather spend that £2 on a condom to prevent a kid's life."
 },
 {
   "id": 3850,
   "question": "What do you call two gay Irishmen?",
   "answer": "Patrick Fitzmichael and Michael Fitzpatrick"
 },
 {
   "id": 3851,
   "question": "Why couldn't Hillary Clinton keep up her US presidential campaign?",
   "answer": "She was let down by a weak Constitution."
 },
 {
   "id": 3852,
   "question": "What's al Qaeda's favorite football team?",
   "answer": "The New York Jets."
 },
 {
   "id": 3853,
   "question": "What did the math teacher tree say to the music teacher tree?",
   "answer": "Nice log rhythms "
 },
 {
   "id": 3854,
   "question": "What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?",
   "answer": "Not much. It just gave a little whine."
 },
 {
   "id": 3855,
   "question": "Why don't snakes have legs?",
   "answer": "Because otherwise they'd be lizards."
 },
 {
   "id": 3856,
   "question": "What's the difference between being hungry and horny?",
   "answer": "Where you put the cucumber in"
 },
 {
   "id": 3857,
   "question": "Is the world manichean or relativist ?",
   "answer": "I'd say it's a little bit of both."
 },
 {
   "id": 3858,
   "question": "What's the weather like in Iraq ?",
   "answer": "Sunni in the North Shiite in the South."
 },
 {
   "id": 3859,
   "question": "What do you call a Jewish Ginger?",
   "answer": "Gingerbread. Edit: Here comes the downvote brigade, haha!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3860,
   "question": "Why was William killed when he entered the army?",
   "answer": "The commander said, \"fire at will\"..."
 },
 {
   "id": 3861,
   "question": "Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs?",
   "answer": "Because it was haulin' oats."
 },
 {
   "id": 3862,
   "question": "What do you call a prude's bra?",
   "answer": "Fort knockers!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3863,
   "question": "What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?",
   "answer": "Nothing, he was knocked out  ."
 },
 {
   "id": 3864,
   "question": "Why do Americans suck at Dota 2?",
   "answer": "Because they are bad at defending tower!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3865,
   "question": "Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?",
   "answer": "Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time."
 },
 {
   "id": 3866,
   "question": "What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?",
   "answer": "A drummer."
 },
 {
   "id": 3867,
   "question": "Did you hear Kim Jong Un banned sarcasm?",
   "answer": "Woops, thought this was "
 },
 {
   "id": 3868,
   "question": "How do I invest in the Umbrella Corporation?",
   "answer": "Because either Project Hillary or Project Donald will become a success."
 },
 {
   "id": 3869,
   "question": "What do you call the boyfriend of a beheaded prositute?",
   "answer": "The headless whore's man"
 },
 {
   "id": 3870,
   "question": "How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?",
   "answer": "You weren't there, man!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3871,
   "question": "Why did Patrick's girlfriend have to go to the doctor?",
   "answer": "She had a weast infection."
 },
 {
   "id": 3872,
   "question": "What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?",
   "answer": "Two large plains. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3873,
   "question": "Why was the fish swimming alone?",
   "answer": "Because he left the school. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3874,
   "question": "What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?",
   "answer": "Geordi La Forage"
 },
 {
   "id": 3875,
   "question": "Why don't atheists use exponents?",
   "answer": "Because they don't believe in higher powers."
 },
 {
   "id": 3876,
   "question": "Did you guys hear the joke about the stunt man's flame?",
   "answer": "It was retarded"
 },
 {
   "id": 3877,
   "question": "How do Muslims laugh?",
   "answer": "Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people."
 },
 {
   "id": 3878,
   "question": "Why is the US terrible at league of legends?",
   "answer": "Because they can't protect their towers."
 },
 {
   "id": 3879,
   "question": "Is it okay to post Islam jokes?",
   "answer": "Coz they really blow me away"
 },
 {
   "id": 3880,
   "question": "What Saudi funded event ended in a massive collapse on 9/11?",
   "answer": "Hillary Clinton's campaign. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3881,
   "question": "What's funnier than a dead baby?",
   "answer": "Dead baby in clowns costume."
 },
 {
   "id": 3882,
   "question": "What do Hillary Clinton and the World Trade Center have in common?",
   "answer": "Both collapsed on 9/11 after becoming overheated. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3883,
   "question": "Why did the baby cross the road?",
   "answer": "It didn't hit the car's windshield."
 },
 {
   "id": 3884,
   "question": "Why are the twin towers and genders so similar?",
   "answer": "Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now."
 },
 {
   "id": 3885,
   "question": "What do you call a 53 year old who has sex with a 9 year old?",
   "answer": "1.6 billion people call him Muhammad."
 },
 {
   "id": 3886,
   "question": "What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?",
   "answer": "Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3887,
   "question": "How does the leper give directions?",
   "answer": "\"It's straight ahead, just   my finger\"."
 },
 {
   "id": 3888,
   "question": "What's incredibly fast and smells like curry?",
   "answer": "Usain Bolti."
 },
 {
   "id": 3889,
   "question": "What does toilet paper and office paper have in common?",
   "answer": "You can write on both of them with a No. 2"
 },
 {
   "id": 3890,
   "question": "What has 4 legs but cant move?",
   "answer": "A child born in Chernobyl, duh."
 },
 {
   "id": 3891,
   "question": "What do you call two Chinese government massacres?",
   "answer": "Tienanmen squared"
 },
 {
   "id": 3892,
   "question": "What was Osama Bin Laden's name before he was killed?",
   "answer": "Osama Being Laden"
 },
 {
   "id": 3893,
   "question": "What do you call a guy with no shins?",
   "answer": "Tony. :)"
 },
 {
   "id": 3894,
   "question": "What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers before they died?",
   "answer": "Their ankles. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3895,
   "question": "Why should men not engage in esports while horny?",
   "answer": "They get erekt."
 },
 {
   "id": 3896,
   "question": "What's the difference between a cow and 9/11?",
   "answer": "You stop milking a cow after 10 years"
 },
 {
   "id": 3897,
   "question": "Why are 9/11 victims the best readers?",
   "answer": "They can go through 94 stories in seconds!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3898,
   "question": "What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?",
   "answer": "Pod people."
 },
 {
   "id": 3899,
   "question": "Why did God create man?",
   "answer": "Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn."
 },
 {
   "id": 3900,
   "question": "What's the difference between a everyone and a bullet?",
   "answer": "Everyone misses Harambe."
 },
 {
   "id": 3901,
   "question": "Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?",
   "answer": "Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for."
 },
 {
   "id": 3902,
   "question": "You know when you get that urge to eat something just because it's there?",
   "answer": "Anyway, I lost my job as a gynaecologist today."
 },
 {
   "id": 3903,
   "question": "What did the troll say to the new user who accidentally made a repost?",
   "answer": "Reddit already. Downvote. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3904,
   "question": "What's a the number one cause of death for birds?",
   "answer": "Cardinal arrest!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3905,
   "question": "Why do I watch the Cosby show?",
   "answer": "I enjoy dark humour. Yes, this was both a rapist and racial joke."
 },
 {
   "id": 3906,
   "question": "What do Japanese people do during an erection?",
   "answer": "They go to the polls and vote."
 },
 {
   "id": 3907,
   "question": "What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?",
   "answer": "I don’t know and I don’t care."
 },
 {
   "id": 3908,
   "question": "Whale you be my Valentine?",
   "answer": "Dolphinately "
 },
 {
   "id": 3909,
   "question": "Why would 12:00 make the best cop?",
   "answer": "\"Hands up\""
 },
 {
   "id": 3910,
   "question": "What is Apple's favorite song?",
   "answer": "\"Hit the Road Jack\""
 },
 {
   "id": 3911,
   "question": "How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?",
   "answer": "Ten ants (Tenants)"
 },
 {
   "id": 3912,
   "question": "Is it possible for God to be a Cheeto Puffed?",
   "answer": "Because these taste pretty fucking great. EDIT: I'm getting downvoted but figure this is the reddit algorithm! cheeky cunts"
 },
 {
   "id": 3913,
   "question": "What do you call a smart guy in US?",
   "answer": "A tourist."
 },
 {
   "id": 3914,
   "question": "Why isn’t suntanning an Olympic sport?",
   "answer": "Because the best you can get is bronze."
 },
 {
   "id": 3915,
   "question": "What does a stegosaurus eat off of?",
   "answer": "His plates.  -Jude; My five-year-old son"
 },
 {
   "id": 3916,
   "question": "How did the nervous female organ that was going to Hollywood feel?",
   "answer": "They were overreacting."
 },
 {
   "id": 3917,
   "question": "Interviewer: What hobbies do you have outside of school?",
   "answer": "Applicant: Well I often perform at local hubs doing stand up comedy. Interviewer: Really? Do you write your own material? Applicant: Not really, I just copy quotes from the US elections."
 },
 {
   "id": 3918,
   "question": "Did you see planet of the apes?",
   "answer": "It drove the audience bananas!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3919,
   "question": "What's the most popular sports channel in Mexico?",
   "answer": "ESPÑOL"
 },
 {
   "id": 3920,
   "question": "How do you make five pounds of fat fun?",
   "answer": "Add a nipple."
 },
 {
   "id": 3921,
   "question": "How does Greenland win a war?",
   "answer": "Nuuks."
 },
 {
   "id": 3922,
   "question": "Which weighs more, a 100 pounds of gold or a 100 pounds of feathers?",
   "answer": "I don't care! I'm fuckin' rich!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3923,
   "question": "Did you hear about the Irishman that was attacked by a carpenter?",
   "answer": "I heard he was hammered"
 },
 {
   "id": 3924,
   "question": "What did the door say to the other door?",
   "answer": "I can see your Knob Simple yet effective "
 },
 {
   "id": 3925,
   "question": "Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?",
   "answer": "Because they always take things, literally."
 },
 {
   "id": 3926,
   "question": "Why is a baker's dozen 13 instead of 12?",
   "answer": "In case one dozen come out right."
 },
 {
   "id": 3927,
   "question": "What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?",
   "answer": "You can't milk a cow for 15 years."
 },
 {
   "id": 3928,
   "question": "What food makes women stop having sex?",
   "answer": "A wedding cake "
 },
 {
   "id": 3929,
   "question": "what's the difference between an alcoholic and a junkie?",
   "answer": "They are both going to rob you but the Junkie is going to help you look for what they took."
 },
 {
   "id": 3930,
   "question": "What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a Bonobo Monkey?",
   "answer": "One is a sex-obsessed wild animal ...  and the other is the former President of the United States!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3931,
   "question": "Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?",
   "answer": "Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team..."
 },
 {
   "id": 3932,
   "question": "What do Indian girls have at sleepovers?",
   "answer": "Pilau Fights."
 },
 {
   "id": 3933,
   "question": "Did you know that our number system is from the Arabians?",
   "answer": "But they go the other way likes this 3..2..1..BOOM!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3934,
   "question": "Why do all black men have nightmares?",
   "answer": "The one with a dream was shot."
 },
 {
   "id": 3935,
   "question": "What do you call a band of unlucky politicians?",
   "answer": "The Dead Kennedys."
 },
 {
   "id": 3936,
   "question": "9/11 Who?",
   "answer": "Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3937,
   "question": "How does my vegetarian girlfriend get her source of protein?",
   "answer": "suckin off other dudes..."
 },
 {
   "id": 3938,
   "question": "What's the deal with black people?",
   "answer": "They're not black, and they're not people!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3939,
   "question": "What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?",
   "answer": "The Mercedes can easily reach 40."
 },
 {
   "id": 3940,
   "question": "Why did the geologist get divorced?",
   "answer": "He took his wife for granite. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3941,
   "question": "Did you hear about the rabbit with OCD?",
   "answer": "It was a hare meticulous."
 },
 {
   "id": 3942,
   "question": "Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?",
   "answer": "Because he was framed!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3943,
   "question": "What do you call a radio that walks?",
   "answer": "A walkie talkie."
 },
 {
   "id": 3944,
   "question": "What's the hardest part when watching a toddler burn to death?",
   "answer": "My erection"
 },
 {
   "id": 3945,
   "question": "What does snowman say to the other snowman?",
   "answer": "What does snowman say to the other snowman?  - It smells of carrots!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3946,
   "question": "Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?",
   "answer": "The SWAT team"
 },
 {
   "id": 3947,
   "question": "WHAT DO WE WANT!?",
   "answer": "CLEARED TIMES ON OUR MICROWAVES! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? 0:00!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3948,
   "question": "What does Iphone7 and spermbank have in common?",
   "answer": "JACK OFF"
 },
 {
   "id": 3949,
   "question": "How did you sleep?",
   "answer": "With closed eyes."
 },
 {
   "id": 3950,
   "question": "What do KKK and intensive training have in common?",
   "answer": "they both make black guys run faster"
 },
 {
   "id": 3951,
   "question": "What is a heroin addict's favorite website?",
   "answer": "Instagram."
 },
 {
   "id": 3952,
   "question": "Did you hear about that poor gymnast's bank account?",
   "answer": "Her balance was outstanding. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3953,
   "question": "Did you hear about the man that had his entire left side cut off?",
   "answer": "He's all right now"
 },
 {
   "id": 3954,
   "question": "What did the muslim say to the other muslim when they were surfing?",
   "answer": "That was radical!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3955,
   "question": "What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?",
   "answer": "Being carafe-ful."
 },
 {
   "id": 3956,
   "question": "Where do bloods never want to get buried?",
   "answer": "Crypts. BLOODS FOR LIFE."
 },
 {
   "id": 3957,
   "question": "Have you heard about the humble farmer?",
   "answer": "He's a grower, not a shower."
 },
 {
   "id": 3958,
   "question": "Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?",
   "answer": "Because there are no windows!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3959,
   "question": "What do you call a bad Russian pool player?",
   "answer": "Skratchov"
 },
 {
   "id": 3960,
   "question": "What do you call a fat psychic?",
   "answer": "A four chin teller"
 },
 {
   "id": 3961,
   "question": "What did the Apple Phone designer do when he got home?",
   "answer": "Jack off"
 },
 {
   "id": 3962,
   "question": "How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?",
   "answer": "Zero.  Apple doesn't accept EBT."
 },
 {
   "id": 3963,
   "question": "That's the difference between tech support and a mass shooter?",
   "answer": "One is a troubleshooter, while the other is a troubled shooter."
 },
 {
   "id": 3964,
   "question": "Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?",
   "answer": "He didn't have any ligaments "
 },
 {
   "id": 3965,
   "question": "What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?",
   "answer": "Battered shrimp."
 },
 {
   "id": 3966,
   "question": "What's the difference between a black man and Batman?",
   "answer": "Batman can go inside a store without Robin"
 },
 {
   "id": 3967,
   "question": "What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?",
   "answer": "The Samsung Note 7"
 },
 {
   "id": 3968,
   "question": "What did the PEE CLUB SOCIETY said to me on the taster session?",
   "answer": "URINE!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3969,
   "question": "What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?",
   "answer": "Both start off as eggs."
 },
 {
   "id": 3970,
   "question": "Why do Apples new headphones look like tampons?",
   "answer": "Because they're made exclusively for cunts."
 },
 {
   "id": 3971,
   "question": "What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?",
   "answer": "You owe them an anthrapology"
 },
 {
   "id": 3972,
   "question": "Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?",
   "answer": "to get to the other side."
 },
 {
   "id": 3973,
   "question": "Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?",
   "answer": "because they never drink alone."
 },
 {
   "id": 3974,
   "question": "Why is it so hard for men to get on Christian Mingle?",
   "answer": "Only women get a \"SUBMIT\" button."
 },
 {
   "id": 3975,
   "question": "Why are Americans bad at chess?",
   "answer": "They lost two towers"
 },
 {
   "id": 3976,
   "question": "What does a boat have in common with a ballsack?",
   "answer": "They both have a lot of seamen"
 },
 {
   "id": 3977,
   "question": "What did the optimistic cancer patient say about his tumor?",
   "answer": "It's growing on me."
 },
 {
   "id": 3978,
   "question": "What happens to Germans when they eat too many lemons?",
   "answer": "They become sour krauts."
 },
 {
   "id": 3979,
   "question": "What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?",
   "answer": "Half a cheetah."
 },
 {
   "id": 3980,
   "question": "How Many Friendzoned Guys Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?",
   "answer": "None, they'll just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."
 },
 {
   "id": 3981,
   "question": "What do Apple and Titanic have in common?",
   "answer": "They both killed Jack."
 },
 {
   "id": 3982,
   "question": "Why are leprechauns always laughing?",
   "answer": "Because the grass tickles their balls when they run."
 },
 {
   "id": 3983,
   "question": "How did the serpent tempt Eve to eat the apple ?",
   "answer": "By jacking off."
 },
 {
   "id": 3984,
   "question": "What do a d20 and my penis have in common?",
   "answer": "Girls don't play with either of them."
 },
 {
   "id": 3985,
   "question": "How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "To get to the other side."
 },
 {
   "id": 3986,
   "question": "What is the difference between a Snowman and a Snowwoman?",
   "answer": "Snowballs"
 },
 {
   "id": 3987,
   "question": "What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?",
   "answer": "You didn't hold the pillow down long enough."
 },
 {
   "id": 3988,
   "question": "How does a bimbo commit suicide?",
   "answer": "By jumping off her heels."
 },
 {
   "id": 3989,
   "question": "Why are there so many female archaeologists?",
   "answer": "Because women love digging up old shit.  "
 },
 {
   "id": 3990,
   "question": "What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?",
   "answer": "Four guys watching a football game."
 },
 {
   "id": 3991,
   "question": "Why doesn't Texas float away into the Gulf of Mexico?",
   "answer": "Because Oklahoma sucks. "
 },
 {
   "id": 3992,
   "question": "What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea?",
   "answer": "The corn farmer shucks between fits, whilst the prostitute fucks between shits."
 },
 {
   "id": 3993,
   "question": "What do you call a potato in space?",
   "answer": "Spudnik "
 },
 {
   "id": 3994,
   "question": "What did Samsung say to Apple?",
   "answer": "You don't no jack!"
 },
 {
   "id": 3995,
   "question": "What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?",
   "answer": "A Man of many Cultures"
 },
 {
   "id": 3996,
   "question": "What does a gay orgy sound like?",
   "answer": "A cockophony."
 },
 {
   "id": 3997,
   "question": "Can a human outrun a Cheetah?",
   "answer": "Nope, unless there's drug test"
 },
 {
   "id": 3998,
   "question": "What's the difference between the people and bullets?",
   "answer": "The people miss Harambe."
 },
 {
   "id": 3999,
   "question": "What do you call an essay in a flash drive???",
   "answer": "who wants 2 try?"
 },
 {
   "id": 4000,
   "question": "Why aren't there any feminists in Japan?",
   "answer": "Whale huntings legal "
 },
 {
   "id": 4001,
   "question": "Hillary and Trump crash in a plane, who survives?",
   "answer": "The United States"
 },
 {
   "id": 4002,
   "question": "What's the most surprising advancement in tech?",
   "answer": "Headphone jacks are obsolete."
 },
 {
   "id": 4003,
   "question": "What are facts about canines we must believe?",
   "answer": "Dogma"
 },
 {
   "id": 4004,
   "question": "How does Donald Trump screw in a light bulb?",
   "answer": "He can't. His hands are too small."
 },
 {
   "id": 4005,
   "question": "Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his Viagra?",
   "answer": "So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the arse."
 },
 {
   "id": 4006,
   "question": "What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?",
   "answer": "E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home."
 },
 {
   "id": 4007,
   "question": "How does a feminist kill a spider?",
   "answer": "Not, she is not man enough to do it."
 },
 {
   "id": 4008,
   "question": "How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?",
   "answer": "One..... Or two..."
 },
 {
   "id": 4009,
   "question": "Why are the new iPhones so skinny?",
   "answer": "To match their hipster owners' jeans. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4010,
   "question": "Why do ghosts get invited to parties?",
   "answer": "Because they always bring boos."
 },
 {
   "id": 4011,
   "question": "How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?",
   "answer": "As many as it takes   submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)"
 },
 {
   "id": 4012,
   "question": "What do you say to give an electrician encouragement?",
   "answer": "\"You conduit!\""
 },
 {
   "id": 4013,
   "question": "Did you hear about the paperboy who used to masturbate on the job?",
   "answer": "No? Really? Weird, it was all over the news."
 },
 {
   "id": 4014,
   "question": "Have you ever had hemorrhoids?",
   "answer": "They're a pain in the ass to deal with."
 },
 {
   "id": 4015,
   "question": "How many Hillary Clinton fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "None. Hillary Clinton fans prefer to stay in the dark."
 },
 {
   "id": 4016,
   "question": "Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump are on a deserted island. Who survives?",
   "answer": "America."
 },
 {
   "id": 4017,
   "question": "What do you get when you're sick in Italy?",
   "answer": "Pox Romana"
 },
 {
   "id": 4018,
   "question": "How do you fit 20 Jews in a car?",
   "answer": "Two in the front, three in the back and 15 in the ashtray."
 },
 {
   "id": 4019,
   "question": "How do you make Hitler cry?",
   "answer": "Easy just show him his gas bill."
 },
 {
   "id": 4020,
   "question": "what's the difference between an epileptic corn husker, and a hooked with diarrhea?",
   "answer": "One Shucks between Fits.  "
 },
 {
   "id": 4021,
   "question": "How do you find a blind guy on a nude beach?",
   "answer": "It's not hard"
 },
 {
   "id": 4022,
   "question": "How do you keep idiots waiting?",
   "answer": "I'll tell you later"
 },
 {
   "id": 4023,
   "question": "What do you call a bond...?",
   "answer": "*Note: This actually happened in my classroom just now Professor: What do you call bonds issued by a foreign entity in the canadian market, in canadian currency? Students: ... Professor: Maple Bonds. What do you call bonds issued by a foreign entity in the japanese market, in japanese currency? Students: ... Professor: Samurai Bonds. What do you call bonds issued by a foreign entity in the US market, in US currency? Obesity Bonds?"
 },
 {
   "id": 4024,
   "question": "What do Greek teenagers say?",
   "answer": "Omega!!  Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4025,
   "question": "Why did Boba Fett work alone?",
   "answer": "Because he was hunting Solo."
 },
 {
   "id": 4026,
   "question": "What did the lactose intolerant guy say after having a glass of milk?",
   "answer": "Please excuse my dairy air "
 },
 {
   "id": 4027,
   "question": "What do you call a can made in Mexico?",
   "answer": "A Mexican."
 },
 {
   "id": 4028,
   "question": "How does a muslim man close a door?",
   "answer": "Islams it!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4029,
   "question": "What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?",
   "answer": "They explode when triggered."
 },
 {
   "id": 4030,
   "question": "What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?",
   "answer": "Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4031,
   "question": "Why are there no headache pills in Troy?",
   "answer": "Cause Paracetamol "
 },
 {
   "id": 4032,
   "question": "How do you know that you're a peaceful country?",
   "answer": "When you realize that you can't spell country without UN. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4033,
   "question": "What do you call a small black person?",
   "answer": "Tinyrone."
 },
 {
   "id": 4034,
   "question": "What's the difference between humans and bullets?",
   "answer": "Humans miss Harambe."
 },
 {
   "id": 4035,
   "question": "What do you call two bobs that are sexually related?",
   "answer": "Discumbobulated"
 },
 {
   "id": 4036,
   "question": "Have you ever heard the joke about the three wells?",
   "answer": "\"No\" \"Well, well, well....\""
 },
 {
   "id": 4037,
   "question": "What do you call a Messiah that enjoys pain?",
   "answer": "A masochrist. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4038,
   "question": "How can you tell a dark chocolate bar is male?",
   "answer": "it has a creamy milk filling"
 },
 {
   "id": 4039,
   "question": "How did the english teacher know his student was pregnant?",
   "answer": "She started missing periods"
 },
 {
   "id": 4040,
   "question": "What's the worst thing about being a black jew?",
   "answer": "You have to sit at the back of the oven"
 },
 {
   "id": 4041,
   "question": "If anger from hunger is called \"hanger\", what is sadness called?",
   "answer": "\"Melancalorie\""
 },
 {
   "id": 4042,
   "question": "what do you call an alligator in a vest?",
   "answer": "An Investigator"
 },
 {
   "id": 4043,
   "question": "Why do donuts have holes in the center?",
   "answer": "Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience."
 },
 {
   "id": 4044,
   "question": "What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?",
   "answer": "They both suffered the loss of one very important port."
 },
 {
   "id": 4045,
   "question": "Where's is Shaq's appearance most terrifying?",
   "answer": "On a beach near Boston."
 },
 {
   "id": 4046,
   "question": "3 men in a boat with 4 cigarettes but no way to light them. What do they do?",
   "answer": "Throw one cigarette away and the boat becomes one cigarette lighter."
 },
 {
   "id": 4047,
   "question": "Why do midgets always fight?",
   "answer": "Short tempers."
 },
 {
   "id": 4048,
   "question": "How many stream cleaners does it take to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "Sorry, they can only change the floor essence. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4049,
   "question": "Why did the donut go to the dentist?",
   "answer": "To get a filling!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4050,
   "question": "What do you call a Chinese billionaire?",
   "answer": "Cha Ching"
 },
 {
   "id": 4051,
   "question": "Is There a War?",
   "answer": "Two women neighbors are talking. 'Mary, what's wrong with you? Are you ill? I saw the doctor coming out of your house twice last week.' 'So what? I saw an officer coming out of your house five times last week but I'm not saying that a war has broken out.'"
 },
 {
   "id": 4052,
   "question": "How do you break a blondes nose?",
   "answer": "Put a dildo under a glass table. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4053,
   "question": "What does 7-11 have in common with women?",
   "answer": "Both of their eggs have sell-by dates."
 },
 {
   "id": 4054,
   "question": "How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "Have you tried turning it off and back on? "
 },
 {
   "id": 4055,
   "question": "What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?",
   "answer": "You run. You run so far away."
 },
 {
   "id": 4056,
   "question": "What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?",
   "answer": "I give a fuck when my computer crashes."
 },
 {
   "id": 4057,
   "question": "What do you call a garbage man who kidnaps women?",
   "answer": "A cunttainer"
 },
 {
   "id": 4058,
   "question": "What did the uncle give his 9 year old, blind and deaf niece for her birthday?",
   "answer": "a sexually transmitted disease"
 },
 {
   "id": 4059,
   "question": "What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?",
   "answer": "A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4060,
   "question": "What's worse than having ants in your pants?",
   "answer": "Uncles."
 },
 {
   "id": 4061,
   "question": "Do you suffer under post traumatic stress disorder and panic attacks?",
   "answer": "The answer might surprise you!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4062,
   "question": "What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?",
   "answer": "What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She choked..."
 },
 {
   "id": 4063,
   "question": "Why are there so many female archeologists?",
   "answer": "Because women love digging up the past."
 },
 {
   "id": 4064,
   "question": "You realize that Islam is a religion of peace right??",
   "answer": "There's a piece of you here, a piece of you over here, another piece over there.."
 },
 {
   "id": 4065,
   "question": "How do you take a Mexican family portrait?",
   "answer": "Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4066,
   "question": "What are golfers afraid of?",
   "answer": "The bogey monster"
 },
 {
   "id": 4067,
   "question": "How do you cook a deer?",
   "answer": "Grill the steak or cook it in a skillet.  Bring the steak up to room temperature before cooking. Season both sides of the steak with salt and pepper.  Sear both sides.  Bard the meat with butter.  Cook the steak to rare-medium.  Rest the steak for 5-7 minutes."
 },
 {
   "id": 4068,
   "question": "When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?",
   "answer": "\"Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?\""
 },
 {
   "id": 4069,
   "question": "What did the failed suicide bomber say when he was being hauled away by the police?",
   "answer": "You haven't seen the blast of me!!!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4070,
   "question": "What do you do if a bird shits on your windscreen?",
   "answer": "Don't take her out again."
 },
 {
   "id": 4071,
   "question": "Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?",
   "answer": "It was in A-minor"
 },
 {
   "id": 4072,
   "question": "What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?",
   "answer": "None, even if you win, you're still retarded."
 },
 {
   "id": 4073,
   "question": "Hey guys do you believe in the Zodiac?",
   "answer": "I do , I'm a Leo , I loved Titantic. Ironically,my grandmother was a cancer and she was killed by a giant crab .  EDIT : Yes this is a Bo Burnham joke , I just want people to enjoy it before people call me out."
 },
 {
   "id": 4074,
   "question": "Did you hear about the drug dealer with arthritis?",
   "answer": "He had bad joints."
 },
 {
   "id": 4075,
   "question": "How do you get a Jewish girl's number?",
   "answer": "Roll up her sleeve."
 },
 {
   "id": 4076,
   "question": "What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?",
   "answer": "One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire."
 },
 {
   "id": 4077,
   "question": "What do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer?",
   "answer": "Ash"
 },
 {
   "id": 4078,
   "question": "Did you hear about the kidnapping?",
   "answer": "They had to wake him up..."
 },
 {
   "id": 4079,
   "question": "Interviewer: Where were you born?",
   "answer": "Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care."
 },
 {
   "id": 4080,
   "question": "What do you call a black woman who has had 8 abortions?",
   "answer": "A crime fighter."
 },
 {
   "id": 4081,
   "question": "Did you hear about the new LSU Visa card coming out?",
   "answer": "You get Les Miles and zero points"
 },
 {
   "id": 4082,
   "question": "On which side of the road do you drive?",
   "answer": "-Left. -Well, that doesn't sound right."
 },
 {
   "id": 4083,
   "question": "Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?",
   "answer": "Trigger."
 },
 {
   "id": 4084,
   "question": "Do you know who cries the most during the end of Titanic?",
   "answer": "Metal fans."
 },
 {
   "id": 4085,
   "question": "What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?",
   "answer": "Brexit has actually affected society."
 },
 {
   "id": 4086,
   "question": "What did the letter O say to the letter Q?",
   "answer": "\"Hey, your dick is hanging out\""
 },
 {
   "id": 4087,
   "question": "What is Sean Murray's favorite song ?",
   "answer": "The sound of silence "
 },
 {
   "id": 4088,
   "question": "British Bake-Off?",
   "answer": "I prefer British Bac-on"
 },
 {
   "id": 4089,
   "question": "How many guys in the Friendzone does it take to screw in a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "None.  They just stand around complimenting it, and then get pissed when another guy screws it."
 },
 {
   "id": 4090,
   "question": "What do pizzas and parents have in common?",
   "answer": "If they are black, you've got nothing to eat."
 },
 {
   "id": 4091,
   "question": "How does an angry Muslim close the door?",
   "answer": "Islams It."
 },
 {
   "id": 4092,
   "question": "Student: Could I be trouble for something I didn't do?",
   "answer": "Teacher: Of course not.  Student: Good, because I didn't do my homework. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4093,
   "question": "Who is Superman's brother?",
   "answer": "Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good"
 },
 {
   "id": 4094,
   "question": "Why did man invent curling?",
   "answer": "To convince women sweeping was a sport."
 },
 {
   "id": 4095,
   "question": "whats the score when 10 mexicans shoot 10 black men?",
   "answer": "10-0 for America "
 },
 {
   "id": 4096,
   "question": "Why isn't Hitler invited to any barbecues?",
   "answer": "Because he always burns the franks."
 },
 {
   "id": 4097,
   "question": "What do you call a confused Asian?",
   "answer": "Disoriental."
 },
 {
   "id": 4098,
   "question": "Does anyone else have a really hard time having a conversation on a carousel?",
   "answer": "I always feel like I'm talking in circles."
 },
 {
   "id": 4099,
   "question": "Charlie has 3 chocolates in the morning and 8 chocolates at night, what does he have?",
   "answer": "He has DIABETES!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4100,
   "question": "If you could have a Dodge Viper or the girl of your dreams, what colour would it be?",
   "answer": "Black and blue of course. ... The girl, not the car. (Courtesy of my son, the sicko)."
 },
 {
   "id": 4101,
   "question": "What does a redditor say when they see a YouTube link they can't click on?",
   "answer": "Give me the gif of it."
 },
 {
   "id": 4102,
   "question": "Why are french rifles always in great condition?",
   "answer": "They've never been fired and only dropped once."
 },
 {
   "id": 4103,
   "question": "How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "None. They can't change anything."
 },
 {
   "id": 4104,
   "question": "Why did Beyoncé sing \"to the left, to the left\"?",
   "answer": "Because black people don't have rights."
 },
 {
   "id": 4105,
   "question": "What does an Internet frog say?",
   "answer": "Reddit Reddit"
 },
 {
   "id": 4106,
   "question": "What's Cain's favorite genre of music?",
   "answer": "Rock, I hear his brother hates it though. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4107,
   "question": "What do you call an Asian man with one leg?",
   "answer": "Tai-Wan-Shu"
 },
 {
   "id": 4108,
   "question": "What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?",
   "answer": "The freezer doesn't fart when you take out the sausage. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4109,
   "question": "What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?",
   "answer": "A Pillow Fight"
 },
 {
   "id": 4110,
   "question": "Do you have eggs for breakfast?",
   "answer": "Kevin bacon"
 },
 {
   "id": 4111,
   "question": "Why is Donald Trump investing in cloning, choirs, aviaries, and bakeries?",
   "answer": "So he can sing a song of six Pence, with a pocket full of rye, and four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4112,
   "question": "How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?",
   "answer": "None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them."
 },
 {
   "id": 4113,
   "question": "How does Stephen Hawking commit suicide?",
   "answer": "Alt-F4"
 },
 {
   "id": 4114,
   "question": "How do you kill a weightlifting ostrich?",
   "answer": "You shoot it."
 },
 {
   "id": 4115,
   "question": "What do you call a slutty horse?",
   "answer": "A Whorse"
 },
 {
   "id": 4116,
   "question": "What do you call a fart from Donald Trump?",
   "answer": "EnRICHed gas."
 },
 {
   "id": 4117,
   "question": "What do you call a city full of neckbeards?",
   "answer": "M'tropolis"
 },
 {
   "id": 4118,
   "question": "Did you hear ab the cat who climbed the tree outside the bank?",
   "answer": "They made him branch manager "
 },
 {
   "id": 4119,
   "question": "What's the difference between an Indian chef and a politician?",
   "answer": "I don't have a dead politician in my basement."
 },
 {
   "id": 4120,
   "question": "Whats the difference between a Windows computer and My penis?",
   "answer": "One has Microsoft and the other is Micro and Soft"
 },
 {
   "id": 4121,
   "question": "Why does the nudist always go to bed early?",
   "answer": "Because he never sleeps in much!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4122,
   "question": "What did Peyton say to his younger brother when he didn't understand him?",
   "answer": "Eli5"
 },
 {
   "id": 4123,
   "question": "Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?",
   "answer": "Because Missouri loves company "
 },
 {
   "id": 4124,
   "question": "What is a redditor's best character in Super Smash Brothers?",
   "answer": "Meta-Knight"
 },
 {
   "id": 4125,
   "question": "Who wants to hear a joke about potassium?",
   "answer": "Who wants to hear a joke about potassium? K"
 },
 {
   "id": 4126,
   "question": "Do clickbaits really work?",
   "answer": "Yeah apparently"
 },
 {
   "id": 4127,
   "question": "How much did the pirate pay for corn?",
   "answer": "A buck an ear!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4128,
   "question": "How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?",
   "answer": "\"I teach you the goober quench!\""
 },
 {
   "id": 4129,
   "question": "What do computers and reincarnation have in common?",
   "answer": "Switching Users"
 },
 {
   "id": 4130,
   "question": "What does the physicist have to eat when he goes to the pub?",
   "answer": "Fission chips. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4131,
   "question": "What's the difference between bullets and people?",
   "answer": "People miss Harambe"
 },
 {
   "id": 4132,
   "question": "What do you call a black rapper with no future?",
   "answer": "Future"
 },
 {
   "id": 4133,
   "question": "What does AIDS stand for?",
   "answer": "What does AIDS stand for? Anally Injected Death Sentence. What does GAY stand for? Got Aids Yet?"
 },
 {
   "id": 4134,
   "question": "What do you call a large group of tan and black dogs passing through Deutschland?",
   "answer": "A German Shep·herd"
 },
 {
   "id": 4135,
   "question": "My opinion on mediums where ideas and views on a particular issue can be exchanged?",
   "answer": "I'm forum. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4136,
   "question": "What do you call a black abortion clinic?",
   "answer": "Crimestoppers."
 },
 {
   "id": 4137,
   "question": "What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?",
   "answer": "Unemployed."
 },
 {
   "id": 4138,
   "question": "What's white on top and black on the bottom?",
   "answer": "A: Society. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4139,
   "question": "How do you spot a blind guy in a nudist colony?",
   "answer": "It's not hard. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4140,
   "question": "What’s the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps?",
   "answer": "Phelps  can finish a race."
 },
 {
   "id": 4141,
   "question": "Why is Dick short for Richard?",
   "answer": "Genetics, I guess"
 },
 {
   "id": 4142,
   "question": "What do all men at single's bars have in common?",
   "answer": "They're married."
 },
 {
   "id": 4143,
   "question": "What is a blonde's favorite vegetable?",
   "answer": "Salad"
 },
 {
   "id": 4144,
   "question": "Planning on using a last generation CPU for your PC build?",
   "answer": "Might Haswell! Credit:   in "
 },
 {
   "id": 4145,
   "question": "What's the quickest way to kill 100 Mexicans?",
   "answer": "Blow up their car."
 },
 {
   "id": 4146,
   "question": "What does the earth say to the moon during a solar eclipse?",
   "answer": "\"OOh, that's perfect right there. Just stay right there... Dude?..Alright, whatever... This side of the moons a dick.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 4147,
   "question": "What do kazoos and my father have in common?",
   "answer": "They were both around for a short time in the '90s only to be unheard of from then on."
 },
 {
   "id": 4148,
   "question": "How did Henry V reload his rifle?",
   "answer": "Once more into the breech, dear friends"
 },
 {
   "id": 4149,
   "question": "Did Trump make the right choice when choosing his VP?",
   "answer": "It de-Pence on who you ask."
 },
 {
   "id": 4150,
   "question": "Girl, are you an HM move?",
   "answer": "'Cause I can't seem to forget about you!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4151,
   "question": "What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?",
   "answer": "What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck my sandwich before i eat it."
 },
 {
   "id": 4152,
   "question": "What does the internet need to take when its constipated?",
   "answer": "Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today"
 },
 {
   "id": 4153,
   "question": "What do you call a Jewish pokemon trainer?",
   "answer": "Ash Ketchum."
 },
 {
   "id": 4154,
   "question": "How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?",
   "answer": "Work over time"
 },
 {
   "id": 4155,
   "question": "What do you call a war between two cannibal tribes?",
   "answer": "A food fight."
 },
 {
   "id": 4156,
   "question": "How do you see if the Ken doll is ticklish?",
   "answer": "Give him test tickles. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4157,
   "question": "What does an egg say when it's drunk?",
   "answer": "Omelette"
 },
 {
   "id": 4158,
   "question": "What do you call someone who blows himself up by accident?",
   "answer": "An Errorist!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4159,
   "question": "Did you know there is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house?",
   "answer": "This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump."
 },
 {
   "id": 4160,
   "question": "Want to hear a joke about pizza?",
   "answer": "Nevermind It's to cheesy."
 },
 {
   "id": 4161,
   "question": "What's the motto for Child Protective Services?",
   "answer": "\"You shake em' we take em!\""
 },
 {
   "id": 4162,
   "question": "What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?",
   "answer": "His and Hearse towels"
 },
 {
   "id": 4163,
   "question": "Why is Max always late?",
   "answer": "\"hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30\""
 },
 {
   "id": 4164,
   "question": "What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?",
   "answer": "Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command."
 },
 {
   "id": 4165,
   "question": "Why are gay men so well dressed?",
   "answer": "They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing."
 },
 {
   "id": 4166,
   "question": "What happens when a rock gets high?",
   "answer": "He gets stoned.. Badum tsss"
 },
 {
   "id": 4167,
   "question": "Want to hear a joke about construction?",
   "answer": "Sorry, it still isn't finished yet."
 },
 {
   "id": 4168,
   "question": "Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?",
   "answer": "The Avengers Ensemble."
 },
 {
   "id": 4169,
   "question": "Why did Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand?",
   "answer": "So she could moan with the other."
 },
 {
   "id": 4170,
   "question": "Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?",
   "answer": "Because attachments are not allowed. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4171,
   "question": "Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?",
   "answer": "He lay awake in bed all night, wondering if there was really a dog."
 },
 {
   "id": 4172,
   "question": "What's life like with alchohol?",
   "answer": "Depressing.  What's life like without alchohol? Depressing.  I need friends. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4173,
   "question": "What's a tents favorite kind of meat?",
   "answer": "Stakes "
 },
 {
   "id": 4174,
   "question": "What's the difference between racism and asians?",
   "answer": "Racism has many faces."
 },
 {
   "id": 4175,
   "question": "What's a horses favourite condiment?",
   "answer": "Mayonneighs "
 },
 {
   "id": 4176,
   "question": "why does the official Reddit app aways crash?",
   "answer": "Unfortunately Reddit has stopped working, would you like to report the issue?"
 },
 {
   "id": 4177,
   "question": "What do you call violence in the kitchen?",
   "answer": "Assault and pepper"
 },
 {
   "id": 4178,
   "question": "Did you hear about the contortionist who filed for bankruptcy?",
   "answer": "He couldn't make ends meet."
 },
 {
   "id": 4179,
   "question": "What's the difference between a Goodyear tire and 365 condoms?",
   "answer": "One is a Goodyear and one is a great year"
 },
 {
   "id": 4180,
   "question": "What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?",
   "answer": "I sink therefore I am."
 },
 {
   "id": 4181,
   "question": "Don't you hate it when you already know the flow of the joke?",
   "answer": "So my neighbor's kid died from sucking my son's dick. We watched."
 },
 {
   "id": 4182,
   "question": "Why are Samsung phones so popular?",
   "answer": "Because you C4 of them exploding every day "
 },
 {
   "id": 4183,
   "question": "How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?",
   "answer": "They storm the baaaastille."
 },
 {
   "id": 4184,
   "question": "What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?",
   "answer": "A pizza can feed a family"
 },
 {
   "id": 4185,
   "question": "What's the best part about dating a homeless women?",
   "answer": "You can drop her off anywhere. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4186,
   "question": "What kind of mic did Kurt Cobain use?",
   "answer": "A shotgun mic!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4187,
   "question": "What do you call a magic owl?",
   "answer": "Hoo-dini!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4188,
   "question": "What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?",
   "answer": "Are you vegan?"
 },
 {
   "id": 4189,
   "question": "What do you call it when you paid all your bills?",
   "answer": "Feedom."
 },
 {
   "id": 4190,
   "question": "Did you guys hear about the kidnapping?",
   "answer": "He woke up."
 },
 {
   "id": 4191,
   "question": "Do you know where russians get their milk?",
   "answer": "MosCow"
 },
 {
   "id": 4192,
   "question": "What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?",
   "answer": "I don't know and I don't care."
 },
 {
   "id": 4193,
   "question": "Why did nobody want to be around Hitler?",
   "answer": "Because he was very gassy."
 },
 {
   "id": 4194,
   "question": "Why did the feminist fail in programming?",
   "answer": "She hated objectification."
 },
 {
   "id": 4195,
   "question": "What's the best version of Microsoft Office?",
   "answer": "Microsoft Office 36543"
 },
 {
   "id": 4196,
   "question": "What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?",
   "answer": "A premature evacuation."
 },
 {
   "id": 4197,
   "question": "What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?",
   "answer": "clickbait -_-"
 },
 {
   "id": 4198,
   "question": "France and Italy Go to War. Who Wins?",
   "answer": "Neither.  France Surrenders, and Italy Changes Sides."
 },
 {
   "id": 4199,
   "question": "What do you call an unsweetened, kosher lemonade?",
   "answer": "acidic juice"
 },
 {
   "id": 4200,
   "question": "What's Obama's favorite word?",
   "answer": "uh..."
 },
 {
   "id": 4201,
   "question": "What do you call a huge pair of tits you want to see but never get a chance to?",
   "answer": "Cliffhangers "
 },
 {
   "id": 4202,
   "question": "Why are there so many Redditor archeologists?",
   "answer": "Because   loves digging up the past."
 },
 {
   "id": 4203,
   "question": "What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?",
   "answer": "to the other side."
 },
 {
   "id": 4204,
   "question": "What does Tammy Wynette do to beat the heat?",
   "answer": "Stands by her fan."
 },
 {
   "id": 4205,
   "question": "What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?",
   "answer": "Not being "
 },
 {
   "id": 4206,
   "question": "What do you do in a master bathroom?",
   "answer": "Masterbathe."
 },
 {
   "id": 4207,
   "question": "What do you call the security at a Samsung store?",
   "answer": "Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4208,
   "question": "How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?",
   "answer": "Instead of saying \"I'm an existentialist, eh.\"  They will say \"I'm an existentialist, ... be.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 4209,
   "question": "[Game of Thrones] How do you ask a Northerner if they are of noble descent?",
   "answer": "Arya Stark?"
 },
 {
   "id": 4210,
   "question": "Where is Engagement, Ohio?",
   "answer": "It's somewhere between Dayton and Marion. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4211,
   "question": "Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?",
   "answer": "Eminem."
 },
 {
   "id": 4212,
   "question": "How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?",
   "answer": "He took out his dentures!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4213,
   "question": "Where does a redditor's slutty girlfriend hide her other boyfriend?",
   "answer": "Idaho."
 },
 {
   "id": 4214,
   "question": "What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?",
   "answer": "It's a pilot's life for me! "
 },
 {
   "id": 4215,
   "question": "How many Jews fit in a car?",
   "answer": "2 in the front, 2 in the back, 1 in the trunk, and 6 000 000 in the ashtray"
 },
 {
   "id": 4216,
   "question": "What's a mailman's favorite country?",
   "answer": "Parcelona"
 },
 {
   "id": 4217,
   "question": "Who won the first Tour de France?",
   "answer": "The Panzer SS 1st Division "
 },
 {
   "id": 4218,
   "question": "What did Hitler say to his annoying friend?",
   "answer": "Leave me alone! I'm trying to "
 },
 {
   "id": 4219,
   "question": "What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?",
   "answer": "Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking..."
 },
 {
   "id": 4220,
   "question": "What do you call a gay Eskimo ?",
   "answer": "I dunno, but he's the only one in my tribe..."
 },
 {
   "id": 4221,
   "question": "Why is a beer like a woman?",
   "answer": "After you drink one you can't shut up or drive."
 },
 {
   "id": 4222,
   "question": "Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?",
   "answer": "the obituary read \"Please send donations in luau flowers.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 4223,
   "question": "Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton and were in a fatal car crash, who survives?",
   "answer": "Bill and Monica, ooops I mean Melania!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4224,
   "question": "What is the longest word in the English language?",
   "answer": "SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4225,
   "question": "What goes in God's Toilet?",
   "answer": "Holy crap."
 },
 {
   "id": 4226,
   "question": "What PC does Adele use?",
   "answer": "A Dell."
 },
 {
   "id": 4227,
   "question": "What do the twin towers and gender have in common?",
   "answer": "The Bush"
 },
 {
   "id": 4228,
   "question": "Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?",
   "answer": "The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time."
 },
 {
   "id": 4229,
   "question": "Did you hear about the drunken idiot who flew into a black hole?",
   "answer": "I don't think he understood the gravity of his situation."
 },
 {
   "id": 4230,
   "question": "Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?",
   "answer": "Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7."
 },
 {
   "id": 4231,
   "question": "Does a Priest have a wife?",
   "answer": "He has nun."
 },
 {
   "id": 4232,
   "question": "What is Samsung's next Note series phone after Note 7?",
   "answer": "Samsung Not Explode"
 },
 {
   "id": 4233,
   "question": "How do you make a baker cry?",
   "answer": "Kill his family"
 },
 {
   "id": 4234,
   "question": "What is Michael Bay's favorite phone?",
   "answer": "Note 7"
 },
 {
   "id": 4235,
   "question": "Would you have sex with an alien?",
   "answer": "Sorry if that's a probing question."
 },
 {
   "id": 4236,
   "question": "What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?",
   "answer": "I don't know and I don't care."
 },
 {
   "id": 4237,
   "question": "What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?",
   "answer": "A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it"
 },
 {
   "id": 4238,
   "question": "Why is Donald Trump like a college football team in Tijuana?",
   "answer": "They’re both slipping in the polls."
 },
 {
   "id": 4239,
   "question": "Why should we make Gabe Newell president?",
   "answer": "There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16"
 },
 {
   "id": 4240,
   "question": "Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?",
   "answer": "Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S."
 },
 {
   "id": 4241,
   "question": "What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?",
   "answer": "A huge mess."
 },
 {
   "id": 4242,
   "question": "What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?",
   "answer": "Hula the dogs out?"
 },
 {
   "id": 4243,
   "question": "What does a guy with a big dick have for breakfast?",
   "answer": "I figured you wouldn't know "
 },
 {
   "id": 4244,
   "question": "How do you piss of female archaeologists?",
   "answer": "Hand them a used tampon and ask what period it's from."
 },
 {
   "id": 4245,
   "question": "Do you know what my name is?",
   "answer": "Hugh Mungus"
 },
 {
   "id": 4246,
   "question": "Have you ever had Ethiopian food?",
   "answer": "Their kids haven't ."
 },
 {
   "id": 4247,
   "question": "How many Pollyanna's does it take to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "None. It's too dark."
 },
 {
   "id": 4248,
   "question": "What do Betty Rubble and Fort Knox have in common?",
   "answer": "They're both impregnable "
 },
 {
   "id": 4249,
   "question": "What happens when a fork and a spoon get into a fight?",
   "answer": "Civilwar!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4250,
   "question": "Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie?",
   "answer": "He was too far out."
 },
 {
   "id": 4251,
   "question": "What's does a photon and Donald Trump have in common?",
   "answer": "Both full of energy and momentum, both lacking substance."
 },
 {
   "id": 4252,
   "question": "What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?",
   "answer": "\"I guess I didn't plan it very well!\""
 },
 {
   "id": 4253,
   "question": "What do houses eat when their breath stinks?",
   "answer": "Apart Mints"
 },
 {
   "id": 4254,
   "question": "What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?",
   "answer": "No, you cantaloupe."
 },
 {
   "id": 4255,
   "question": "How do you catch a terminator?",
   "answer": "With a skynet"
 },
 {
   "id": 4256,
   "question": "[OC] What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns?",
   "answer": "An Armadealer"
 },
 {
   "id": 4257,
   "question": "Why is Donald Trump's wig so expensive?",
   "answer": "Because its too much toupée for one."
 },
 {
   "id": 4258,
   "question": "When ghosts attend a sex party, what is their favourite group activity?",
   "answer": "Boo-kkake"
 },
 {
   "id": 4259,
   "question": "How did Bourne send data to the CIA?",
   "answer": "JSON"
 },
 {
   "id": 4260,
   "question": "What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?",
   "answer": "You'll find out next week when this joke get reposted."
 },
 {
   "id": 4261,
   "question": "what do you call an unqualified baffoon with an incoherent agenda?",
   "answer": "2016 republican nominee Donald Trump"
 },
 {
   "id": 4262,
   "question": "How do you know someone is good at gaming?",
   "answer": "When they got more first bloods than a middle school bathroom."
 },
 {
   "id": 4263,
   "question": "Where did all hookers come from?",
   "answer": "Holland."
 },
 {
   "id": 4264,
   "question": "When do you know a kid has grown up?",
   "answer": "The day the kid learns what Hitler had done in history class."
 },
 {
   "id": 4265,
   "question": "Why did the blonde have bruises around her belly button?",
   "answer": "Her boyfriend was blonde too."
 },
 {
   "id": 4266,
   "question": "What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?",
   "answer": "Executed. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4267,
   "question": "What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?",
   "answer": "You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork."
 },
 {
   "id": 4268,
   "question": "What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?",
   "answer": "One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different "
 },
 {
   "id": 4269,
   "question": "What does a gay horse eat?",
   "answer": "Dick."
 },
 {
   "id": 4270,
   "question": "What do you call a whore that actually moans?",
   "answer": "Hormones."
 },
 {
   "id": 4271,
   "question": "Why did Sally drop her ice cream?",
   "answer": "She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it."
 },
 {
   "id": 4272,
   "question": "What's the difference between Trump and a pile of shit?",
   "answer": "A pile of shit doesn't have an ugly ass hair"
 },
 {
   "id": 4273,
   "question": "Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?",
   "answer": "Because people are dying to get in there."
 },
 {
   "id": 4274,
   "question": "What did the zombie farmer say he wanted?",
   "answer": "Grrraaaaiiinnns..."
 },
 {
   "id": 4275,
   "question": "Why is Pokemon quite realistic?",
   "answer": "Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa."
 },
 {
   "id": 4276,
   "question": "What is a pirates nightmare date?",
   "answer": "A girl with a sunken chest and no booty"
 },
 {
   "id": 4277,
   "question": "What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?",
   "answer": "A key."
 },
 {
   "id": 4278,
   "question": "Why do pirates love football so much?",
   "answer": "Cus they love to count YAAAARds."
 },
 {
   "id": 4279,
   "question": "What can a man do that is physically impossible for women to accomplish?",
   "answer": "Orgasm."
 },
 {
   "id": 4280,
   "question": "What's the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits your windshield?",
   "answer": "It's ass."
 },
 {
   "id": 4281,
   "question": "Why can't Hellen Keller drive?",
   "answer": "Because she is a woman"
 },
 {
   "id": 4282,
   "question": "What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?",
   "answer": "Semi-retired."
 },
 {
   "id": 4283,
   "question": "How do you piss off a Hun?",
   "answer": "You can't; they're nomads."
 },
 {
   "id": 4284,
   "question": "What did the undergrad title his paper about the philosophy of pornography?",
   "answer": "Deep Thought"
 },
 {
   "id": 4285,
   "question": "Why are volcanoes mischievous?",
   "answer": "Because they erupt to no good. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4286,
   "question": "Do you remember that episode of The Lone Ranger where Tonto got Alzheimer's?",
   "answer": "Who's \"me\", kemosabe?"
 },
 {
   "id": 4287,
   "question": "What do you call a dwarf that was on fire?",
   "answer": "A lil smokey"
 },
 {
   "id": 4288,
   "question": "Why is Texas the \"Lone Star\" state?",
   "answer": "It was rated out of five."
 },
 {
   "id": 4289,
   "question": "Why did the one-armed man cross the road?",
   "answer": "To get to the second-hand shop."
 },
 {
   "id": 4290,
   "question": "What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?",
   "answer": "I don't know, she hasn't opened it"
 },
 {
   "id": 4291,
   "question": "What animal has five legs?",
   "answer": "A pitbull returning from a playground."
 },
 {
   "id": 4292,
   "question": "Why was Freud a bad poker player?",
   "answer": "he would always go all Id. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4293,
   "question": "What's green and red?",
   "answer": "Frogs in a blender"
 },
 {
   "id": 4294,
   "question": "What is the meaning of life?",
   "answer": "A movie. Told to me by Siri. Pissed myself. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4295,
   "question": "What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?",
   "answer": "\"Daddy help I'm melting!\""
 },
 {
   "id": 4296,
   "question": "What do tampons and renaissance art have in common?",
   "answer": "You get upset when your dog tears up either of them because they are period pieces."
 },
 {
   "id": 4297,
   "question": "What's 10 inches long and white?",
   "answer": "Nothing."
 },
 {
   "id": 4298,
   "question": "What's black, jobless, homeless, fatherless, and has no life?",
   "answer": "Harambe."
 },
 {
   "id": 4299,
   "question": "What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?",
   "answer": "If we don't get some support, people are going to think we're nuts!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4300,
   "question": "Why did they kill Harambe?",
   "answer": "Why did they kill Harambe? Coz Adam and Eve took the apple."
 },
 {
   "id": 4301,
   "question": "How Were People Born?",
   "answer": "A child asked his father, \"How were people born?\" So his father said, \"Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.\" The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, \"We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.\" The child ran back to his father and said, \"You lied to me!\" His father replied, \"No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.\" - "
 },
 {
   "id": 4302,
   "question": "What did the the dad say to the feminist?",
   "answer": "Hugh Mungus"
 },
 {
   "id": 4303,
   "question": "What's the only mammal that can breathe under ice?",
   "answer": "An elephant hiding in your fridge"
 },
 {
   "id": 4304,
   "question": "Why are sloths so green?",
   "answer": "Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger"
 },
 {
   "id": 4305,
   "question": "Have you ever been to New York?",
   "answer": "No, I ain't never been to that place. Must be new or something."
 },
 {
   "id": 4306,
   "question": "What does a flower in a race car yell?",
   "answer": "Petal to the nettle!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4307,
   "question": "Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself?",
   "answer": "You would too if your name was bblamdiffergmunmnumblldpbdb."
 },
 {
   "id": 4308,
   "question": "What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?",
   "answer": "DIR"
 },
 {
   "id": 4309,
   "question": "How do you offend a bald guy?",
   "answer": "\"How are you doing toupee?\" When he gets mad just say: \"come on man don't wig out on me like that!\""
 },
 {
   "id": 4310,
   "question": "What do you call a mexican who is thankful to be sitting out in a field?",
   "answer": "A grassy-ass..."
 },
 {
   "id": 4311,
   "question": "What's the water polo team's favorite song?",
   "answer": "Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3"
 },
 {
   "id": 4312,
   "question": "Why did the dolphin apologize?",
   "answer": "He didn't do it on porpoise."
 },
 {
   "id": 4313,
   "question": "What's Chris Brown's favourite drink?",
   "answer": "Punch"
 },
 {
   "id": 4314,
   "question": "What is the best part of an ISIS joke?",
   "answer": "The execution."
 },
 {
   "id": 4315,
   "question": "How many nice guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "0 cause they'll compliment it then get pissed off when it won't screw"
 },
 {
   "id": 4316,
   "question": "What's the integral of 1/(cabin)?",
   "answer": "1 natural log cabin.  I'll show myself out. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4317,
   "question": "What crime did the man get charged with when he killed a black man?",
   "answer": "Impersonating a police officer."
 },
 {
   "id": 4318,
   "question": "What's the difference between a weatherman and a well-hung dick doctor?",
   "answer": "One's a meteorologist and the other's a meaty urologist."
 },
 {
   "id": 4319,
   "question": "Are you a pacifist?",
   "answer": "Because I'm about to pass a fist through your face!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4320,
   "question": "what do you call a Muslim with no legs?",
   "answer": "a paraplegic"
 },
 {
   "id": 4321,
   "question": "What's cooler than being cool?",
   "answer": "Being 0K."
 },
 {
   "id": 4322,
   "question": "How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?",
   "answer": "Never mind, I figured it out."
 },
 {
   "id": 4323,
   "question": "How many non-binary gender-fluent people does it take to change an LED lightbulb?",
   "answer": "DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY LIGHTBULB?"
 },
 {
   "id": 4324,
   "question": "What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun?",
   "answer": "Lukewarm."
 },
 {
   "id": 4325,
   "question": "Guess What?",
   "answer": "Chicken butt! xd"
 },
 {
   "id": 4326,
   "question": "How do chickens have sex?",
   "answer": "They cluck each other."
 },
 {
   "id": 4327,
   "question": "What do dark jokes and food have in common?",
   "answer": "Not everyone gets them"
 },
 {
   "id": 4328,
   "question": "Whats the difference between Genders and The Twin Towers?",
   "answer": "There used to be two and now it's too offensive to talk about."
 },
 {
   "id": 4329,
   "question": "What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?",
   "answer": "A Senor Discount"
 },
 {
   "id": 4330,
   "question": "Did you hear what happened to Lithium?",
   "answer": "He was arrested for battery charges. Some say he's bi-polar."
 },
 {
   "id": 4331,
   "question": "What did the O say to the Q?",
   "answer": "0:- \" Dude your dick is hanging out \""
 },
 {
   "id": 4332,
   "question": "The difference between BLM and the KKK?",
   "answer": "Honestly, it's black and white. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4333,
   "question": "Why would Donald Trump want to lose the election?",
   "answer": "Winning means he'd need to live in a smaller house in a black neighborhood"
 },
 {
   "id": 4334,
   "question": "Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?",
   "answer": "Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town."
 },
 {
   "id": 4335,
   "question": "Why would Diana have made a good Queen?",
   "answer": "She fucked a prince, is completely lifeless and some people still think she's relevant."
 },
 {
   "id": 4336,
   "question": "What did Jessie say to Buzz after the condom broke?",
   "answer": "There's a mistake in my womb."
 },
 {
   "id": 4337,
   "question": "Mixologists, bartenders, how to make a smoky manhattan?",
   "answer": "You fly a plane into the WTC"
 },
 {
   "id": 4338,
   "question": "Why did the chicken cross the playground?",
   "answer": "To get to the other slide."
 },
 {
   "id": 4339,
   "question": "What is black and when it falls, your heater is broken?",
   "answer": "Your stove. Edit: word choice"
 },
 {
   "id": 4340,
   "question": "Did you hear about the guy who got hit on the head with a can of soda?",
   "answer": "He was lucky it was a soft drink."
 },
 {
   "id": 4341,
   "question": "What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?",
   "answer": "Britney Spears"
 },
 {
   "id": 4342,
   "question": "What did the Ottoman Sultan do when he got home from campaigning?",
   "answer": "He got his dick out for his Haram bae's."
 },
 {
   "id": 4343,
   "question": "What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?",
   "answer": "1 dead baby in 10 trashcans."
 },
 {
   "id": 4344,
   "question": "How do you troll an archaeologist?",
   "answer": "Give him a used tampon and ask which period it's from."
 },
 {
   "id": 4345,
   "question": "What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?",
   "answer": "One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro."
 },
 {
   "id": 4346,
   "question": "Did you hear about the mathematician who became a monk?",
   "answer": "One evening he was solving a trigonometric equation and then he saw a sine. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4347,
   "question": "What do you call a pessimistic horse?",
   "answer": "A neigh-sayer"
 },
 {
   "id": 4348,
   "question": "What do you call a server at a funeral?",
   "answer": "A wake-tress"
 },
 {
   "id": 4349,
   "question": "What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?",
   "answer": "I wouldn't pay $500 for a garbanzo bean on my face!!!!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4350,
   "question": "What is Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable?",
   "answer": "Barackoli"
 },
 {
   "id": 4351,
   "question": "What is Al Shabaab's theme song?",
   "answer": "Rainy Day Women #12 & 35. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4352,
   "question": "What do you call a fish that makes you an offer you can’t refuse?",
   "answer": "The Codfather. (⌐■_■)–︻╦╤─"
 },
 {
   "id": 4353,
   "question": "What happened after 14-Year-Old Richie inherited his father's footwear empire?",
   "answer": "He came into a lot of socks. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4354,
   "question": "What did Bill Clinton say to Monica Lewinsky after getting caught?",
   "answer": "\"I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election\"."
 },
 {
   "id": 4355,
   "question": "Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?",
   "answer": "She told people to stop patronizing her."
 },
 {
   "id": 4356,
   "question": "Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?",
   "answer": "They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)"
 },
 {
   "id": 4357,
   "question": "Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?",
   "answer": "Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon."
 },
 {
   "id": 4358,
   "question": "What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?",
   "answer": "Artificial Intelligence."
 },
 {
   "id": 4359,
   "question": "How is /r/jokes like the green movement?",
   "answer": "Reuse and Recycle"
 },
 {
   "id": 4360,
   "question": "Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?",
   "answer": "Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it"
 },
 {
   "id": 4361,
   "question": "What do you call a trio of Muslims?",
   "answer": "The Three Mosqueteers."
 },
 {
   "id": 4362,
   "question": "What do you call a Nigerian gorilla?",
   "answer": "Boko Harambe. (dicks out)"
 },
 {
   "id": 4363,
   "question": "What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?",
   "answer": "I can't make a vitamin"
 },
 {
   "id": 4364,
   "question": "What do Pink Floyd, Dale Earnhardt, and Donald Trump have in common?",
   "answer": "The wall."
 },
 {
   "id": 4365,
   "question": "What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?",
   "answer": "Pull the pin and throw it back."
 },
 {
   "id": 4366,
   "question": "How do you know Sia is Scottish?",
   "answer": "Because she loves sheep thrills!   *shows self out"
 },
 {
   "id": 4367,
   "question": "What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?",
   "answer": "The get all you '90s references."
 },
 {
   "id": 4368,
   "question": "How many sexual orientations does a physicist have?",
   "answer": "Six: Up, Down, Strange, Charm, Top and Bottom."
 },
 {
   "id": 4369,
   "question": "What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?",
   "answer": "Pirates."
 },
 {
   "id": 4370,
   "question": "Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5 and 6 come before 1, 2 and 3?",
   "answer": "Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was."
 },
 {
   "id": 4371,
   "question": "What do you call a fraud from North Carolina?",
   "answer": "A charlatan!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4372,
   "question": "What do you call two Pakistanis in a sleeping bag?",
   "answer": "Twix "
 },
 {
   "id": 4373,
   "question": "Man Bun? or Douche Knot?",
   "answer": "neither, it's a fairy tail."
 },
 {
   "id": 4374,
   "question": "Where does one drown a hipster?",
   "answer": "In the mainstream."
 },
 {
   "id": 4375,
   "question": "Have a Question about search engines?",
   "answer": "Ask Jeeves"
 },
 {
   "id": 4376,
   "question": "What type of alcohol do they put in bomb shots?",
   "answer": "Allah-lcohol"
 },
 {
   "id": 4377,
   "question": "Why will America be happier with Trump over Hillary?",
   "answer": "....because tear shed is better than blood shed"
 },
 {
   "id": 4378,
   "question": "What is 19 inches long and makes a woman scream and moan?",
   "answer": "Crib death."
 },
 {
   "id": 4379,
   "question": "How does the motorcycle of a Ku Klux Klan member sounds like?",
   "answer": "Runnnnnnnnnnnnigganigganigganigaanigga"
 },
 {
   "id": 4380,
   "question": "Why can't Saudi woman drive?",
   "answer": "There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom."
 },
 {
   "id": 4381,
   "question": "What did Kim Kardashian's right leg say to her left leg?",
   "answer": "Nothing, they've never been together!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4382,
   "question": "What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?",
   "answer": "One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year."
 },
 {
   "id": 4383,
   "question": "How did the thermal imaging camera warn the mountain-climber?",
   "answer": "\"Isee cold.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 4384,
   "question": "What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?",
   "answer": "The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up."
 },
 {
   "id": 4385,
   "question": "Why did the Welshman buy so many tampons at the store?",
   "answer": "Because his wife wouldn't stop bleating all over the place. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4386,
   "question": "What do you do when you see a space man?",
   "answer": "You park, man."
 },
 {
   "id": 4387,
   "question": "Does Obama have the authority to give away the Internet?",
   "answer": "When asked to comment, President Obama responded \"Yes, ICANN\""
 },
 {
   "id": 4388,
   "question": "Why does a potato make a great detective?",
   "answer": "Because they keep their eyes peeled!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4389,
   "question": "What's black, white and red all over?",
   "answer": "Battleship Potemkin."
 },
 {
   "id": 4390,
   "question": "Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?",
   "answer": "too many cheetahs"
 },
 {
   "id": 4391,
   "question": "What's fat.. Ugly.. And looks like your girlfriend?",
   "answer": "Your girlfriend"
 },
 {
   "id": 4392,
   "question": "What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?",
   "answer": "They both died when they were really popular. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4393,
   "question": "What did Spock find in the toilet of the USS Enterprise?",
   "answer": "Bonus Trekkie Joke:  ... because it keeps searching Uranus for Klingons."
 },
 {
   "id": 4394,
   "question": "What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?",
   "answer": "Alive"
 },
 {
   "id": 4395,
   "question": "What does a waffle call his complete existential paradigm shift?",
   "answer": "His eggo death "
 },
 {
   "id": 4396,
   "question": "What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?",
   "answer": "Chrysanthemum's the word. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4397,
   "question": "Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?",
   "answer": "Their stuff is always cut."
 },
 {
   "id": 4398,
   "question": "What's a Drummer's favorite food?",
   "answer": "Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss"
 },
 {
   "id": 4399,
   "question": "Did you hear the winner of the Mime world championships?",
   "answer": "Neither did I."
 },
 {
   "id": 4400,
   "question": "What's another word for rape ?",
   "answer": "A snuggle with a struggle"
 },
 {
   "id": 4401,
   "question": "What do you call a body with no nose?",
   "answer": "Nobody knows!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4402,
   "question": "What's the best drug to have sex on?",
   "answer": "Birth control. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4403,
   "question": "What's the difference between pedophiles amd acne?",
   "answer": "Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 12"
 },
 {
   "id": 4404,
   "question": "What do fish call a submarine?",
   "answer": "Unidentified Floating Object"
 },
 {
   "id": 4405,
   "question": "Why did the baby system programmer like their new colourful blankie?",
   "answer": "It was multithreaded."
 },
 {
   "id": 4406,
   "question": "What was the psychologist's favorite band?",
   "answer": "Pink Freud"
 },
 {
   "id": 4407,
   "question": "Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?",
   "answer": "Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe"
 },
 {
   "id": 4408,
   "question": "What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?",
   "answer": "Whine."
 },
 {
   "id": 4409,
   "question": "What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?",
   "answer": "Betty White."
 },
 {
   "id": 4410,
   "question": "Why are there so many good jokes about feminists?",
   "answer": "Well, they're huge targets..."
 },
 {
   "id": 4411,
   "question": "How do you say car troubles in German?",
   "answer": "Mein Karmph"
 },
 {
   "id": 4412,
   "question": "What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?",
   "answer": "The Earth's crust is on the outside."
 },
 {
   "id": 4413,
   "question": "What game should you play to get your mother's attention?",
   "answer": "PokeMom"
 },
 {
   "id": 4414,
   "question": "Doctor: Do you smoke?",
   "answer": "Patient: Only after sex Doctor: Ok, patient has never smoked in his life"
 },
 {
   "id": 4415,
   "question": "Whats the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps?",
   "answer": "Michael Phelps actually finished the race."
 },
 {
   "id": 4416,
   "question": "How are Harambe memes keeping up?",
   "answer": "Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down. Edit: Spelling"
 },
 {
   "id": 4417,
   "question": "What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?",
   "answer": "\"Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot\"."
 },
 {
   "id": 4418,
   "question": "Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?",
   "answer": "He got snowed in."
 },
 {
   "id": 4419,
   "question": "Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?",
   "answer": "Because when he asked them who the greatest composer was all they would say is \"mmmmmm... Bach Bach Bach\"!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4420,
   "question": "What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?",
   "answer": "He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe."
 },
 {
   "id": 4421,
   "question": "how to get jew out of his hole?",
   "answer": "Shake your bag of coins"
 },
 {
   "id": 4422,
   "question": "If three Florida State football players are in the same car, who is driving?",
   "answer": "The police officer. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4423,
   "question": "Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?",
   "answer": "Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us"
 },
 {
   "id": 4424,
   "question": "What type of movie does a blind person watch?",
   "answer": "Black and black movies. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4425,
   "question": "Who is Nasir Kahns favorite comedian?",
   "answer": "Sinbad"
 },
 {
   "id": 4426,
   "question": "What do you call 2 black people on a bunk bed?",
   "answer": "An Oreo"
 },
 {
   "id": 4427,
   "question": "Interviewer: What's your greatest weakness?",
   "answer": "Me: Answering the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics Interviewer: Could you give me an example?  Me: Yes I could"
 },
 {
   "id": 4428,
   "question": "Why do black people have nightmares?",
   "answer": "Because one had a dream and died"
 },
 {
   "id": 4429,
   "question": "What's a Jew's favorite brand of hotdog?",
   "answer": "Anne Frank's "
 },
 {
   "id": 4430,
   "question": "What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?",
   "answer": "A nut for a jar of tuna."
 },
 {
   "id": 4431,
   "question": "Where do butt-pirates have sex?",
   "answer": "The poop deck."
 },
 {
   "id": 4432,
   "question": "What happens when a sane person posts on a far right sub and a far left sub?",
   "answer": "[removed]"
 },
 {
   "id": 4433,
   "question": "What's the difference between kinky and perverted ?",
   "answer": "Kinky you use a feather; perverted you use the whole chicken !"
 },
 {
   "id": 4434,
   "question": "What did the gay man say to the straight man who made fun of him for confessing he was gay?",
   "answer": "\"Stop out-sulting me.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 4435,
   "question": "What was the Jew's excuse for hitting her wife?",
   "answer": "Adolf HitHer"
 },
 {
   "id": 4436,
   "question": "Joe, why haven't you tossed your hat in the ring for the presidential election?",
   "answer": "I'm Biden my time."
 },
 {
   "id": 4437,
   "question": "What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside?",
   "answer": "Jail"
 },
 {
   "id": 4438,
   "question": "Why cant asians drive?",
   "answer": "Because cars takes you from A to B"
 },
 {
   "id": 4439,
   "question": "Why does Waldo wear stripes?",
   "answer": "Because he doesn't want to be spotted"
 },
 {
   "id": 4440,
   "question": "Why did Vivaldi die poor?",
   "answer": "Because he was baroque. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4441,
   "question": "When do you kick a midget in the balls?",
   "answer": "When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice"
 },
 {
   "id": 4442,
   "question": "Did you hear about the guy in masturbation contest?",
   "answer": "He really held his own."
 },
 {
   "id": 4443,
   "question": "Knock Knock Knock!! Who's there?",
   "answer": "The Mandela Effect."
 },
 {
   "id": 4444,
   "question": "Why'd the little girls ice-cream melt?",
   "answer": "She was on fire."
 },
 {
   "id": 4445,
   "question": "What's the deal with /r/worldnews?",
   "answer": "[removed]"
 },
 {
   "id": 4446,
   "question": "What do you call a Mexican skeleton's favorite drug?",
   "answer": "Marrow-Juan-a."
 },
 {
   "id": 4447,
   "question": "What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?",
   "answer": "Two test tickles"
 },
 {
   "id": 4448,
   "question": "We all know the rooster calls 'cock-a-doodle-doo', but have you heard the gay rooster call?",
   "answer": "Any-cock'll-do"
 },
 {
   "id": 4449,
   "question": "What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?",
   "answer": "Elton John's chin. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4450,
   "question": "Why did the plumber kill himself?",
   "answer": "He was sewericidal. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4451,
   "question": "Why couldn't the motorcycle make it home?",
   "answer": "Because it was two tired. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4452,
   "question": "What's green?",
   "answer": "What's green and has wheels? Grass.. I was lying about the wheels"
 },
 {
   "id": 4453,
   "question": "What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?",
   "answer": "Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around."
 },
 {
   "id": 4454,
   "question": "There is a new virus which only affects Muslims.Where do they put the infected?",
   "answer": "In the Quran-tine room!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4455,
   "question": "Why do feminist hate the bible?",
   "answer": "Because it ends with A-men"
 },
 {
   "id": 4456,
   "question": "Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?",
   "answer": "Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted"
 },
 {
   "id": 4457,
   "question": "Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?",
   "answer": "Because he was spaced out."
 },
 {
   "id": 4458,
   "question": "How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?",
   "answer": "With a plunger."
 },
 {
   "id": 4459,
   "question": "What do Jesus and germs have in common?",
   "answer": "Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist."
 },
 {
   "id": 4460,
   "question": "What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?",
   "answer": "I missed you"
 },
 {
   "id": 4461,
   "question": "What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?",
   "answer": "Michael Phelps can finish a race."
 },
 {
   "id": 4462,
   "question": "What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?",
   "answer": "Viola."
 },
 {
   "id": 4463,
   "question": "What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "You can un-screw a lightbulb."
 },
 {
   "id": 4464,
   "question": "What is a gay jew's favourite bank?",
   "answer": "Goldman Sach's"
 },
 {
   "id": 4465,
   "question": "Did the depressed rope maker succeed?",
   "answer": "Sadly, he did knot."
 },
 {
   "id": 4466,
   "question": "What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?",
   "answer": "A refund.  credit to   (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)"
 },
 {
   "id": 4467,
   "question": "How do you stop a dog from screwing your leg?",
   "answer": "Give it a blowjob."
 },
 {
   "id": 4468,
   "question": "Why didnt Jesus become a boxer?",
   "answer": "Crosses killed him. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4469,
   "question": "Why is women’s soccer so rare?",
   "answer": "Why is women’s soccer so rare? It’s quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit."
 },
 {
   "id": 4470,
   "question": "What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure?",
   "answer": "An improvement."
 },
 {
   "id": 4471,
   "question": "Why did the prostitute join the Mormon church?",
   "answer": "She wanted a high paying missionary position."
 },
 {
   "id": 4472,
   "question": "Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?",
   "answer": "He was having his mid life crisis!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4473,
   "question": "What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?",
   "answer": "Reintarnation."
 },
 {
   "id": 4474,
   "question": "Why did the cow sign up for TSA precheck?",
   "answer": "Butterflies"
 },
 {
   "id": 4475,
   "question": "(Corny)-What do you call a mermaid on a roof?",
   "answer": "Aerial"
 },
 {
   "id": 4476,
   "question": "What does a rock put on when it stinks?",
   "answer": "Geodorant."
 },
 {
   "id": 4477,
   "question": "What do you call a nun in a car?",
   "answer": "Virgin Mobile "
 },
 {
   "id": 4478,
   "question": "What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?",
   "answer": "Chicken sees-a salad"
 },
 {
   "id": 4479,
   "question": "How are cats like empty wine bottles?",
   "answer": "I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4480,
   "question": "What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?",
   "answer": "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE"
 },
 {
   "id": 4481,
   "question": "What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died?",
   "answer": "His Korea is over!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4482,
   "question": "(Corny)-Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?",
   "answer": "Cuz everyone was dying to get in."
 },
 {
   "id": 4483,
   "question": "Did you hear about that new liberal episcopal church?",
   "answer": "It has six commandments and four suggestions "
 },
 {
   "id": 4484,
   "question": "How can you tell the difference between a catholic, a baptist, and a Methodist?",
   "answer": "A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4485,
   "question": "Did you know that Beethoven had a brother?",
   "answer": "Everyone called him Beethmicrowave"
 },
 {
   "id": 4486,
   "question": "Wana hear a joke?",
   "answer": "College textbook prices."
 },
 {
   "id": 4487,
   "question": "How do you pick up Jewish girls?",
   "answer": "With a dust pan and brush."
 },
 {
   "id": 4488,
   "question": "What do you call someone who takes things literally?",
   "answer": "A kleptomaniac!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4489,
   "question": "Jewish joke from the 1970s: What's the fastest thing on earth?",
   "answer": "An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach."
 },
 {
   "id": 4490,
   "question": "Why do clowns make bad entrepreneurs?",
   "answer": "Because they're into some funny business"
 },
 {
   "id": 4491,
   "question": "Why did the chicken fall in the well?",
   "answer": "He couldn't see that well."
 },
 {
   "id": 4492,
   "question": "Why do Italian men wear gold chains?",
   "answer": "So they know where to stop shaving."
 },
 {
   "id": 4493,
   "question": "What is the difference between everyone and bullets?",
   "answer": "I avoid everyone"
 },
 {
   "id": 4494,
   "question": "How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?",
   "answer": "It's already run out of battery."
 },
 {
   "id": 4495,
   "question": "Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?",
   "answer": "It was the pot calling the cattle back."
 },
 {
   "id": 4496,
   "question": "What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?",
   "answer": "Mick Jagger says, \"Hey you, get offa' my cloud.\" A Scotsman says, \"Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 4497,
   "question": "What's red and sits in the corner?",
   "answer": "A naughty bus"
 },
 {
   "id": 4498,
   "question": "What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?",
   "answer": "Pi * z * z * a"
 },
 {
   "id": 4499,
   "question": "Why didn't the circle want to become 3 dimensional?",
   "answer": "S'fear."
 },
 {
   "id": 4500,
   "question": "What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?",
   "answer": "Pull the pin and throw it back"
 },
 {
   "id": 4501,
   "question": "What is 2Chainz's favorite TV channel?",
   "answer": "TruTV"
 },
 {
   "id": 4502,
   "question": "To where going Batman running fast?",
   "answer": "To the Bathroom"
 },
 {
   "id": 4503,
   "question": "What's a feminists favorite music festival?",
   "answer": "Burning Man."
 },
 {
   "id": 4504,
   "question": "Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?",
   "answer": "You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff..."
 },
 {
   "id": 4505,
   "question": "What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?",
   "answer": "Pregnant"
 },
 {
   "id": 4506,
   "question": "What do you call a Russian barber?",
   "answer": "A Brussian. I'll see myself out."
 },
 {
   "id": 4507,
   "question": "How Do Priests Get High?",
   "answer": "Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday... "
 },
 {
   "id": 4508,
   "question": "Did you hear about the Italian husband who was talking during his sleep?",
   "answer": "He ended up giving his wife a black eye"
 },
 {
   "id": 4509,
   "question": "What's Forest Gump's password?",
   "answer": "1Forest1"
 },
 {
   "id": 4510,
   "question": "How are Harambe and Hitler similar?",
   "answer": "Both of them died."
 },
 {
   "id": 4511,
   "question": "What's the difference between some people and a bucket of shit?",
   "answer": "The bucket."
 },
 {
   "id": 4512,
   "question": "Where's the best place to find a dog with no legs?",
   "answer": "Where you left it"
 },
 {
   "id": 4513,
   "question": "What do you call a pair of attractive succubi?",
   "answer": "Double D-Mons"
 },
 {
   "id": 4514,
   "question": "How does an Alabama girl know she’s in for a crazy night?",
   "answer": "Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten."
 },
 {
   "id": 4515,
   "question": "How do Russian sprinters train?",
   "answer": "They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them."
 },
 {
   "id": 4516,
   "question": "How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?",
   "answer": "Your mailbox is missing!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4517,
   "question": "What is Donald Trump's favourite ice cream?",
   "answer": "Walls Vanilla Carte D'or - It's not Mexican! (*I am going to hell for this!)"
 },
 {
   "id": 4518,
   "question": "What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?",
   "answer": "They Argon..."
 },
 {
   "id": 4519,
   "question": "Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?",
   "answer": "There were no jokes in the Post."
 },
 {
   "id": 4520,
   "question": "What's Trump's favorite Olympic sport?",
   "answer": "Fencing! "
 },
 {
   "id": 4521,
   "question": "What do you call a Mexican baptism?",
   "answer": "Bean dip!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4522,
   "question": "When does a hunger strike stop?",
   "answer": "When hunger strikes. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4523,
   "question": "What should we call this giant advertising board?",
   "answer": "Phil: A philboard Bill: I have a better idea"
 },
 {
   "id": 4524,
   "question": "What's the difference between everybody and bullets?",
   "answer": "Everybody misses Harambe."
 },
 {
   "id": 4525,
   "question": "What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?",
   "answer": "Quit being nosey."
 },
 {
   "id": 4526,
   "question": "How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?",
   "answer": "Three, two to die and one to never get over it."
 },
 {
   "id": 4527,
   "question": "What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?",
   "answer": "They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear.  But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience."
 },
 {
   "id": 4528,
   "question": "What did the Japanese WWII veteran say to the American WWII veteran when he got passed the salt?",
   "answer": "Sank you. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4529,
   "question": "Why do Jewish fathers have their sons circumcised?",
   "answer": "They know Jewish women can't resist anything with 10% off."
 },
 {
   "id": 4530,
   "question": "What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry?",
   "answer": "A Prontosaur. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4531,
   "question": "Hey Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the sperm bank?",
   "answer": "He was caught drinking on the job."
 },
 {
   "id": 4532,
   "question": "Why couldn't the black, blind, uneducated toddler read?",
   "answer": "Because he was black."
 },
 {
   "id": 4533,
   "question": "What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?",
   "answer": "A LexiCon"
 },
 {
   "id": 4534,
   "question": "It's National Dog Day and Women's Equality Day?",
   "answer": "Shout out to my bitches...and dogs"
 },
 {
   "id": 4535,
   "question": "How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?",
   "answer": "The rest of your life."
 },
 {
   "id": 4536,
   "question": "How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "None cuz it's already lit af"
 },
 {
   "id": 4537,
   "question": "What do you call a 'shitpost' on twitter?",
   "answer": "A tweet. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4538,
   "question": "Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?",
   "answer": "So the dishwasher matches the appliances"
 },
 {
   "id": 4539,
   "question": "What do you call Batman who skips church?",
   "answer": "Christian Bail"
 },
 {
   "id": 4540,
   "question": "What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?",
   "answer": "Thai-Won Shu."
 },
 {
   "id": 4541,
   "question": "What's matter in reverse?",
   "answer": "Antimatter."
 },
 {
   "id": 4542,
   "question": "Did you hear about the man who couldn't stop blowing his \"duck call\" whistle?",
   "answer": "He was addicted to quack."
 },
 {
   "id": 4543,
   "question": "What do cows sit on?",
   "answer": "Couches"
 },
 {
   "id": 4544,
   "question": "How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it."
 },
 {
   "id": 4545,
   "question": "What do you call a farting Russian?",
   "answer": "Vladimir Putin  ~ You can thank my 65 year old grandfather for this"
 },
 {
   "id": 4546,
   "question": "Why was the kettle angry at the pot?",
   "answer": "For making false acc sations."
 },
 {
   "id": 4547,
   "question": "What do /r/jokes and a struggling glue business have in common?",
   "answer": "They keep beating the same dead horse."
 },
 {
   "id": 4548,
   "question": "How did the detective solve the case of the missing nun?",
   "answer": "Through the process of cross-examination."
 },
 {
   "id": 4549,
   "question": "What is worse than a dude shooting cum on your floor?",
   "answer": "A dude farting cum on your floor."
 },
 {
   "id": 4550,
   "question": "How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?",
   "answer": "Can't be done, it's a hardware problem."
 },
 {
   "id": 4551,
   "question": "Why did the drunk Mexican shoot his wife?",
   "answer": "Tequilher "
 },
 {
   "id": 4552,
   "question": "What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?",
   "answer": "Usain Bolt can finish a race."
 },
 {
   "id": 4553,
   "question": "Which fruit can't get married?",
   "answer": "A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement."
 },
 {
   "id": 4554,
   "question": "How many dead schoolgirls does it take to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "Obviously more than four because my basement's still dark."
 },
 {
   "id": 4555,
   "question": "What's worse than a Redditor walking into a bar?",
   "answer": "The Holocaust."
 },
 {
   "id": 4556,
   "question": "What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?",
   "answer": "\"This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans\""
 },
 {
   "id": 4557,
   "question": "What do you call a Fly without any wings?",
   "answer": "A walk."
 },
 {
   "id": 4558,
   "question": "How do you ruin a joke?",
   "answer": "By reposting it every week!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4559,
   "question": "What does a thong and Donald Trump's toupee have in common?",
   "answer": "Theyre the only things Donald Trump is currently wearing."
 },
 {
   "id": 4560,
   "question": "What do you call an angry Reddit mod?",
   "answer": "[deleted]"
 },
 {
   "id": 4561,
   "question": "What has 5 legs and a big grin?",
   "answer": "Pit-bull in kids sandpit"
 },
 {
   "id": 4562,
   "question": "What do black men do after sex?",
   "answer": "15 years to life."
 },
 {
   "id": 4563,
   "question": "Why can't chinese people have phone directories?",
   "answer": "There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number."
 },
 {
   "id": 4564,
   "question": "whats Michael Jackson favorite movie genre?",
   "answer": "Thriller"
 },
 {
   "id": 4565,
   "question": "What has 2 legs and bleeds?",
   "answer": "Half a dog."
 },
 {
   "id": 4566,
   "question": "Why do women prefer to bang UPS drivers over FedEx drivers?",
   "answer": "FedEx drivers tend to come early."
 },
 {
   "id": 4567,
   "question": "How does a woman scare a gynecologist?",
   "answer": "By becoming a ventriloquist!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4568,
   "question": "Why is the sand at the beach Wet?",
   "answer": "because the sea weed."
 },
 {
   "id": 4569,
   "question": "What do Lumber jacks do in China?",
   "answer": "Chop sticks!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4570,
   "question": "In the Garden of Eden, Eve wore a fig leaf. Do you know what Adam wore?",
   "answer": "A hole in it."
 },
 {
   "id": 4571,
   "question": "Son : Dad.... This movie is so scary... Is that woman going to die??",
   "answer": "Dad : Judging by the size of that horse's dick, Yes she is"
 },
 {
   "id": 4572,
   "question": "What is the favorite number of french potheads?",
   "answer": "80"
 },
 {
   "id": 4573,
   "question": "Why do Mexican cars have such small steering wheels?",
   "answer": "So they can be driven while handcuffed."
 },
 {
   "id": 4574,
   "question": "What do you call an overpriced and overhyped game?",
   "answer": "No Man's Sky."
 },
 {
   "id": 4575,
   "question": "Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?",
   "answer": "Well, we had to do something with the ovens."
 },
 {
   "id": 4576,
   "question": "Why does the bride wear white?",
   "answer": "'cause household appliances always come in white."
 },
 {
   "id": 4577,
   "question": "Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?",
   "answer": "In Iraq."
 },
 {
   "id": 4578,
   "question": "Why women live longer than men?",
   "answer": "Because shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying bills does."
 },
 {
   "id": 4579,
   "question": "Have you heard of the Onono?",
   "answer": "In the Amazon jungle there's the Toucan, a bird with tiny legs and a big beak. In Africa you can find the Flamingo, a big bird with a small beak but very long legs. Recently scientists discovered a new species of birds in a forest near Tchernobyl : the Onono. It's a bird with a small beak, tiny legs, and very big balls. Whenever he has to land you can hear him squeak : \"Oh no no! Oh no no!\"."
 },
 {
   "id": 4580,
   "question": "Why are there no female Canadians?",
   "answer": "Because they all manifest the sry gene"
 },
 {
   "id": 4581,
   "question": "What's the difference between my kiwi accent and a white South African accent?",
   "answer": "I'm not beating up a black person."
 },
 {
   "id": 4582,
   "question": "What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?",
   "answer": "Sufficient amount of youth in Asia."
 },
 {
   "id": 4583,
   "question": "How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?",
   "answer": "\"Aboot this big\""
 },
 {
   "id": 4584,
   "question": "why did the teenage girl have to be home before dinner?",
   "answer": "Because she couldn't do the evening"
 },
 {
   "id": 4585,
   "question": "What do you call a prosthetic arm for a dog?",
   "answer": "Faux paw.  "
 },
 {
   "id": 4586,
   "question": "If Captain America's Shield Is Made Out Out Adamantium, What's Hawkeye's Shield Made Out Of?",
   "answer": "Quicksilver"
 },
 {
   "id": 4587,
   "question": "What is Donald Trump's favorite style of footwear?",
   "answer": "Flip-Flops"
 },
 {
   "id": 4588,
   "question": "What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?",
   "answer": "Leave a plunger in the toilet!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4589,
   "question": "How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?",
   "answer": "Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change."
 },
 {
   "id": 4590,
   "question": "Where do you always find Trans-Fats no matter where you look?",
   "answer": "Tumblr"
 },
 {
   "id": 4591,
   "question": "How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business."
 },
 {
   "id": 4592,
   "question": "Dumb joke I came up with yesterday. What do you call it when two robots miscommunicate?",
   "answer": "A syntax error."
 },
 {
   "id": 4593,
   "question": "Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?",
   "answer": "He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq"
 },
 {
   "id": 4594,
   "question": "What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?",
   "answer": "\"I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later\" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke...."
 },
 {
   "id": 4595,
   "question": "What do you call a trumpet on a leash?",
   "answer": "A trumPET *Edit Also why is this Marked Politics?"
 },
 {
   "id": 4596,
   "question": "Why was 10 hospitalized?",
   "answer": "It was in the middle of 9 / 11."
 },
 {
   "id": 4597,
   "question": "What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the law?",
   "answer": "A small medium at large."
 },
 {
   "id": 4598,
   "question": "What's the gayest town in America?",
   "answer": "Boisex, Idaho"
 },
 {
   "id": 4599,
   "question": "What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?",
   "answer": "Your addicted. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4600,
   "question": "How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?",
   "answer": "Only one, if you cut him thin enough."
 },
 {
   "id": 4601,
   "question": "[Racial][Racial] What's the worst thing about being a black jew?",
   "answer": "You have to get in the back of the oven."
 },
 {
   "id": 4602,
   "question": "Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?",
   "answer": "He made a Freudian slip"
 },
 {
   "id": 4603,
   "question": "What did the woman say to the guy in Naval intelligence?",
   "answer": "You really have a smart uniform. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4604,
   "question": "What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?",
   "answer": "They both have Sandy Claws."
 },
 {
   "id": 4605,
   "question": "What happened when Hitler lost his glasses?",
   "answer": "He could Nazi."
 },
 {
   "id": 4606,
   "question": "Why are bees so rich?",
   "answer": "They have their own bees knees."
 },
 {
   "id": 4607,
   "question": "What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?",
   "answer": "A BoVine"
 },
 {
   "id": 4608,
   "question": "ISLAM is religion of peace??",
   "answer": "a piece of you here, a piece of you there, just a lot of pieces of your body flying"
 },
 {
   "id": 4609,
   "question": "What do you call a gay dentist?",
   "answer": "The tooth fairy."
 },
 {
   "id": 4610,
   "question": "What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?",
   "answer": "An egg in a duck."
 },
 {
   "id": 4611,
   "question": "Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?",
   "answer": "All he wants is Just Ice"
 },
 {
   "id": 4612,
   "question": "Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?",
   "answer": "Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her."
 },
 {
   "id": 4613,
   "question": "What do you call a pig with three eyes ?",
   "answer": "Piiig "
 },
 {
   "id": 4614,
   "question": "Why wasn't the bike starting?",
   "answer": "Because it was 'two-tyred'."
 },
 {
   "id": 4615,
   "question": "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?",
   "answer": "Dr. Dre"
 },
 {
   "id": 4616,
   "question": "What did the banana say to the human?",
   "answer": "Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4617,
   "question": "What's the difference between Texas and Russia?",
   "answer": "One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold."
 },
 {
   "id": 4618,
   "question": "What to Russian Zombie Athletes want?",
   "answer": "GAINZZZZZZ"
 },
 {
   "id": 4619,
   "question": "What did a Mexican take Xanax for?",
   "answer": "For Hispanic attacks"
 },
 {
   "id": 4620,
   "question": "How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?",
   "answer": "An arm and a leg."
 },
 {
   "id": 4621,
   "question": "What the difference between Australia and a glass of milk?",
   "answer": "Leave the glass of milk alone long enough and it'll develop a culture."
 },
 {
   "id": 4622,
   "question": "What concert costs 45 cents?",
   "answer": "A concert that costs 45 cents."
 },
 {
   "id": 4623,
   "question": "How does a woman differ from a computer?",
   "answer": "You can actually punch information into a computer."
 },
 {
   "id": 4624,
   "question": "What do you call a boxer with allergies?",
   "answer": "Muhammad Achoo"
 },
 {
   "id": 4625,
   "question": "Did you hear about the happy Roman?",
   "answer": "Glad-he-ate-her? "
 },
 {
   "id": 4626,
   "question": "What's Superman's greatest weakness?",
   "answer": "Horses"
 },
 {
   "id": 4627,
   "question": "What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?",
   "answer": "Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)"
 },
 {
   "id": 4628,
   "question": "What kind of ideas do blind people get?",
   "answer": "Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind."
 },
 {
   "id": 4629,
   "question": "What color should I choose?",
   "answer": "Well sir we have three options red, blue, and yellow. Our red colors are inspired by the rose fields of Sweden. \"Got the color orange?\" No, the blue colors were crafted from finest of silk from Japan and represent the waves of the ocean. \"What about brown?\" Our LAST option is Yellow, it shines as if it came from the sun itself. \"Got Indigo?\" Just indigo f*ck yourself."
 },
 {
   "id": 4630,
   "question": "What do you call a fat lady who bathes in strawberry jam?",
   "answer": "Sugar-tits."
 },
 {
   "id": 4631,
   "question": "What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?",
   "answer": "A dog with pawlitical experience."
 },
 {
   "id": 4632,
   "question": "Does anyone want to buy a used Theremin?",
   "answer": "I haven't touched mine in years."
 },
 {
   "id": 4633,
   "question": "What do you call a horny chemist?",
   "answer": "An H2Ho."
 },
 {
   "id": 4634,
   "question": "How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup."
 },
 {
   "id": 4635,
   "question": "What kind of knots only exist in space?",
   "answer": "Astro-knots."
 },
 {
   "id": 4636,
   "question": "Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?",
   "answer": "A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it."
 },
 {
   "id": 4637,
   "question": "Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?",
   "answer": "Because he was Snowden."
 },
 {
   "id": 4638,
   "question": "What's white at the top and black at the bottom?",
   "answer": "Society"
 },
 {
   "id": 4639,
   "question": "Why don't cows drink milk?",
   "answer": "because they lactose   I don't know why I found this so funny!   ready for the down vote to begin <3"
 },
 {
   "id": 4640,
   "question": "What would you call a Street Fighter player who can bust out the Spinning Pile Driver really fast?",
   "answer": "SPD Gonzales."
 },
 {
   "id": 4641,
   "question": "What's a jew doing on a swing?",
   "answer": "Fucking with the german snipers"
 },
 {
   "id": 4642,
   "question": "What's black?",
   "answer": "What’s black and screams?  Stevie Wonder answering the iron."
 },
 {
   "id": 4643,
   "question": "What kind of wine causes the most accidents?",
   "answer": "Shartonnay"
 },
 {
   "id": 4644,
   "question": "What do Dothraki use to count their horses?",
   "answer": "A Khalculator"
 },
 {
   "id": 4645,
   "question": "Did you see the video of the guy making out with the lady with the Zika Virus?",
   "answer": "Yeah, apparently it went viral. I know this is awful, but my coworkers laughed... so I got that going for me."
 },
 {
   "id": 4646,
   "question": "Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?",
   "answer": "He had locomotives."
 },
 {
   "id": 4647,
   "question": "How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead or not?",
   "answer": "You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4648,
   "question": "What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?",
   "answer": "Go for the juggler.  This is my favorite joke that I have read on here. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4649,
   "question": "What's the first rule of contradiction club?",
   "answer": "There is no contradiction club "
 },
 {
   "id": 4650,
   "question": "What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?",
   "answer": "A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason."
 },
 {
   "id": 4651,
   "question": "How do cats speak to people?",
   "answer": "They commeownicate. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4652,
   "question": "What kind of animal can record video?",
   "answer": "A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal."
 },
 {
   "id": 4653,
   "question": "Have any of you heard about the magician who was driving home?",
   "answer": "He turned into a driveway. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4654,
   "question": "What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?",
   "answer": "Would you pull that crap with a net?"
 },
 {
   "id": 4655,
   "question": "What's Clifford's favorite gum?",
   "answer": "Big Red, dawg."
 },
 {
   "id": 4656,
   "question": "Why was Fam's favorite subject English?",
   "answer": "Because it's Lit."
 },
 {
   "id": 4657,
   "question": "whats the difference in fast n furious and walking dead?",
   "answer": "there's no Walker in Fast and Furious .......RIP Paul"
 },
 {
   "id": 4658,
   "question": "What do you call a pepper in late autumn?",
   "answer": "A little chili"
 },
 {
   "id": 4659,
   "question": "Are you cold?",
   "answer": "You should go to the corner, its ninety degrees over there."
 },
 {
   "id": 4660,
   "question": "Have you met Canadian lepers?",
   "answer": "They're always very sorey."
 },
 {
   "id": 4661,
   "question": "Have you ever tried North Korean food?",
   "answer": "Neither have they"
 },
 {
   "id": 4662,
   "question": "What's the difference between a pizza and a black man?",
   "answer": "A pizza can feed a family."
 },
 {
   "id": 4663,
   "question": "How do Singaporean swimmers get educated?",
   "answer": "joseph schooling "
 },
 {
   "id": 4664,
   "question": "Why did the condom fly out of the room?",
   "answer": "It was pissed off "
 },
 {
   "id": 4665,
   "question": "What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?",
   "answer": "When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream."
 },
 {
   "id": 4666,
   "question": "What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?",
   "answer": "Most of the jokes in this subreddit."
 },
 {
   "id": 4667,
   "question": "If this post was a Sons of Anarchy episode what character would you be?",
   "answer": "I'd be OP."
 },
 {
   "id": 4668,
   "question": "What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?",
   "answer": "It gets toad away"
 },
 {
   "id": 4669,
   "question": "What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?",
   "answer": "A spider"
 },
 {
   "id": 4670,
   "question": "What do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates?",
   "answer": "A tear jerker"
 },
 {
   "id": 4671,
   "question": "Why can't Asians make white babies?",
   "answer": "Because two Wongs don't make a white"
 },
 {
   "id": 4672,
   "question": "What's the difference between a black guy and a canoe?",
   "answer": "Canoes tip."
 },
 {
   "id": 4673,
   "question": "What do boobs and toys have in common?",
   "answer": "They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them."
 },
 {
   "id": 4674,
   "question": "what do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates?",
   "answer": "a tear-jerker"
 },
 {
   "id": 4675,
   "question": "Why did the knight stop using the internet?",
   "answer": "Because he was sick of chainmail."
 },
 {
   "id": 4676,
   "question": "What do /r/jokes and the human centipede have in common?",
   "answer": "They both recycle. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4677,
   "question": "Why is six afraid of seven?",
   "answer": "Because seven is a six offender."
 },
 {
   "id": 4678,
   "question": "What did the prostitute say to the leper?",
   "answer": "Thanks for the tip."
 },
 {
   "id": 4679,
   "question": "How does Bob Marley like his donuts?",
   "answer": "With jammin "
 },
 {
   "id": 4680,
   "question": "What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?",
   "answer": "A speech impediment."
 },
 {
   "id": 4681,
   "question": "How do you make a honeymoon salad?",
   "answer": "Lettuce alone without dressing. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4682,
   "question": "Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?",
   "answer": "Because they can't elope!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4683,
   "question": "Has anyone ever tried Ethiopian food?",
   "answer": "neither have they"
 },
 {
   "id": 4684,
   "question": "Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?",
   "answer": "Because you make sound judgement."
 },
 {
   "id": 4685,
   "question": "Why I don't joke about politicians?",
   "answer": "Because I don't joke about jokes."
 },
 {
   "id": 4686,
   "question": "Have you guys heard the one about the child with aids?",
   "answer": "It never gets old"
 },
 {
   "id": 4687,
   "question": "Have you ever smelled mothballs?",
   "answer": "How did you get your head in between those teeny legs?"
 },
 {
   "id": 4688,
   "question": "What did MLK say to the fishmonger?",
   "answer": "I have a bream."
 },
 {
   "id": 4689,
   "question": "What do you call a school bus full of black people?",
   "answer": "A rotten banana."
 },
 {
   "id": 4690,
   "question": "What does a North Korean ricochet sound like?",
   "answer": "PYONG! YANG!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4691,
   "question": "What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?",
   "answer": "Not being in the Paralympics"
 },
 {
   "id": 4692,
   "question": "What do you ask a pregnant Rabbi?",
   "answer": "When is the baby Jew?"
 },
 {
   "id": 4693,
   "question": "Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?",
   "answer": "They'll turn it into a bombardeer"
 },
 {
   "id": 4694,
   "question": "What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?",
   "answer": "HIGH-SIS"
 },
 {
   "id": 4695,
   "question": "What do you call a dolphin that cheats on his girlfriend?",
   "answer": "A multi-porpoise tool!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4696,
   "question": "Why is Bill Gates scared of the number 7?",
   "answer": "Because 7 8 10."
 },
 {
   "id": 4697,
   "question": "What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?",
   "answer": "Prom"
 },
 {
   "id": 4698,
   "question": "What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?",
   "answer": "A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it"
 },
 {
   "id": 4699,
   "question": "What do you call an detective's glasses?",
   "answer": "Inspectacles"
 },
 {
   "id": 4700,
   "question": "Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?",
   "answer": "Because he has no limbs  Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D"
 },
 {
   "id": 4701,
   "question": "What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?",
   "answer": "Good buy."
 },
 {
   "id": 4702,
   "question": "What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?",
   "answer": "One's a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger; the other is a fish."
 },
 {
   "id": 4703,
   "question": "Why was the redditor banned?",
   "answer": "Voat manipulation."
 },
 {
   "id": 4704,
   "question": "What do you call a 350 pound stripper?",
   "answer": "Broke"
 },
 {
   "id": 4705,
   "question": "What do Ryan Lochte and the water in Rio have in common?",
   "answer": "They're both full of shit."
 },
 {
   "id": 4706,
   "question": "What do you call a nation of angry women?",
   "answer": "A cuntry."
 },
 {
   "id": 4707,
   "question": "What's the difference between a brown noser and a shit head?",
   "answer": "Depth perception "
 },
 {
   "id": 4708,
   "question": "What is short, white, and running for president?",
   "answer": "My penis.  It's running for president of my homeowners association. I can't control that guy."
 },
 {
   "id": 4709,
   "question": "Why do pedophiles love pokemon go?",
   "answer": "They can lure you in and pikachu"
 },
 {
   "id": 4710,
   "question": "Why was the baby in Africa crying?",
   "answer": "It was having a mid-life crisis."
 },
 {
   "id": 4711,
   "question": "What do a mosquito and my ex have in common?",
   "answer": "They both try to suck you dry, try to have babies with your DNA, and then you find them sucking off someone else."
 },
 {
   "id": 4712,
   "question": "How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "None, that's a hardware issue."
 },
 {
   "id": 4713,
   "question": "What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?",
   "answer": "Remorse code"
 },
 {
   "id": 4714,
   "question": "How do you circumcise a redneck?",
   "answer": "Kick his sister in the Jaw. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4715,
   "question": "What's a monk's favorite kind of cheese?",
   "answer": "Smoked buddha."
 },
 {
   "id": 4716,
   "question": "Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale?",
   "answer": "It's the most basic drink there is."
 },
 {
   "id": 4717,
   "question": "Who's the roundest knight at King Arthur's court?",
   "answer": "Circumference."
 },
 {
   "id": 4718,
   "question": "What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?",
   "answer": "The windshield."
 },
 {
   "id": 4719,
   "question": "What do you call an unused piano?",
   "answer": "A keybored"
 },
 {
   "id": 4720,
   "question": "Can someone explain why people keep saying this before we about to eat?",
   "answer": "\"Bone Apple Tea\""
 },
 {
   "id": 4721,
   "question": "What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?",
   "answer": "They both nailed a 2x4."
 },
 {
   "id": 4722,
   "question": "What's grey and comes in quarts?",
   "answer": "An elephant."
 },
 {
   "id": 4723,
   "question": "What did the mayor say after the townsfolk told him that they used the watering hole to take dumps?",
   "answer": "Well shit."
 },
 {
   "id": 4724,
   "question": "What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?",
   "answer": "A pedophile."
 },
 {
   "id": 4725,
   "question": "Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion?",
   "answer": "Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion? \"Ask your sister\" I don't have a..."
 },
 {
   "id": 4726,
   "question": "Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?",
   "answer": "There's no charge."
 },
 {
   "id": 4727,
   "question": "What do rhinos and fish have in common?",
   "answer": "They're both perverts. One is horny and the other keeps having wet dreams."
 },
 {
   "id": 4728,
   "question": "Why is Ronald McDonalds immortal?",
   "answer": "Because he's full of preservatives."
 },
 {
   "id": 4729,
   "question": "Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?",
   "answer": "He wrote, \"i is the square root of negative 1.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 4730,
   "question": "Why do we never run out of math teachers?",
   "answer": "Because they are always multiplying."
 },
 {
   "id": 4731,
   "question": "Why did the pedophile buy a guitar?",
   "answer": "To finger A-Minor."
 },
 {
   "id": 4732,
   "question": "What do mathematicians call retirement?",
   "answer": "Aftermath"
 },
 {
   "id": 4733,
   "question": "Who do you call when your spacebar doesn't work?",
   "answer": "A space engineer!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4734,
   "question": "Why cant the bike stand on its own?",
   "answer": "Because its two tired."
 },
 {
   "id": 4735,
   "question": "Q: What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?",
   "answer": "A: uh, me so sorry.  "
 },
 {
   "id": 4736,
   "question": "How long can 7 ride 8?",
   "answer": "Til infinity."
 },
 {
   "id": 4737,
   "question": "Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?",
   "answer": "Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat! "
 },
 {
   "id": 4738,
   "question": "How do you keep children from playing in your yard?",
   "answer": "You fuck one of them."
 },
 {
   "id": 4739,
   "question": "What would people call Ryan Lochte if he went to jail?",
   "answer": "Ryan Locht-up"
 },
 {
   "id": 4740,
   "question": "What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?",
   "answer": "\"I think we should start seeing other sheeple.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 4741,
   "question": "Have you ever played the game where you conceal yourself and change religions?",
   "answer": "It's called Hide and Go Sikh."
 },
 {
   "id": 4742,
   "question": "Did you hear about the American Indian who was in a tea drinking contest?",
   "answer": "They found him the next morning lying in his tea pee. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4743,
   "question": "Did you hear Trump wants to ban shredded cheese?",
   "answer": "He wants to make America \"grate\" again. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4744,
   "question": "What's the worst thing to say during a group depression therapy session?",
   "answer": "\"Oh, God I'm so nervous. If I mess up, I'm gonna kill myself.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 4745,
   "question": "What do you call a sister who works for you?",
   "answer": "Nun of your business."
 },
 {
   "id": 4746,
   "question": "Hey son, what did you get in math last year?",
   "answer": "My teacher was so unsanitary. I got pinkeye, whoopingcough, and strep throat. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4747,
   "question": "Why do ants rarely, if ever, get sick?",
   "answer": "Because of their tiny little anty bodies. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4748,
   "question": "Did you hear about the ex-porn star who got fired from the gas station?",
   "answer": "Every time he got close to filling the tank, he'd pull the nozzle out and spray gasoline all over the car. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4749,
   "question": "Q: What's a Michigander?",
   "answer": "A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides."
 },
 {
   "id": 4750,
   "question": "What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?",
   "answer": "People laughed, because it was a good joke."
 },
 {
   "id": 4751,
   "question": "What's the difference between a lonely person getting trolled and a wanted sexual offender?",
   "answer": "Ones a pranked Redditor, the other is a ranked predator."
 },
 {
   "id": 4752,
   "question": "Hey girl, are you a 10?",
   "answer": "Because you're basic..."
 },
 {
   "id": 4753,
   "question": "What's the difference between your mom and my computer?",
   "answer": "I can still turn your mom on."
 },
 {
   "id": 4754,
   "question": "What does your computer and your mom have in common?",
   "answer": "The both are great at down-loading "
 },
 {
   "id": 4755,
   "question": "Is your fridge running?",
   "answer": "Because i might vote for it!! Fridge 2016"
 },
 {
   "id": 4756,
   "question": "Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?",
   "answer": "He was afraid that he would swallow his words."
 },
 {
   "id": 4757,
   "question": "You know what I find odd?",
   "answer": "Every other number"
 },
 {
   "id": 4758,
   "question": "What's something that's true, real and lives in the dirty south?",
   "answer": "A Trillbilly! "
 },
 {
   "id": 4759,
   "question": "Why'd the window get the job?",
   "answer": "He had a great interView. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4760,
   "question": "What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?",
   "answer": "A welfare Czech."
 },
 {
   "id": 4761,
   "question": "What's a porn star's favorite song?",
   "answer": "Back in Black."
 },
 {
   "id": 4762,
   "question": "What do you call a religious cow in the Middle East?",
   "answer": "A Moooooslim!!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4763,
   "question": "What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?",
   "answer": "An investigator. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4764,
   "question": "Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?",
   "answer": "Because it had nobody to go with."
 },
 {
   "id": 4765,
   "question": "What did Borg say to Georg Ohm?",
   "answer": "\"Resistance is futile.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 4766,
   "question": "What is heavier? A 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers?",
   "answer": "The answer is the feathers. 200 pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds. (Found this on Tumblr @sirobvious and just want to share it with you guys!)"
 },
 {
   "id": 4767,
   "question": "What is yellow, fluffy, and hides your slippers?",
   "answer": "A Labrador Deceiver."
 },
 {
   "id": 4768,
   "question": "What is a fat kids' favourite sounding instrument at school?",
   "answer": "The dinner bell."
 },
 {
   "id": 4769,
   "question": "Why was the plant embarrassed?",
   "answer": "It soiled itself.   "
 },
 {
   "id": 4770,
   "question": "Why do mexicans keep getting stuck in the doorway?",
   "answer": "Because they have to pass through in doors. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4771,
   "question": "What do you call a scientist's obituary?",
   "answer": "A bi-eulogy"
 },
 {
   "id": 4772,
   "question": "Is this where you put your jokes?",
   "answer": "According to my ex wife my career and penis should be here"
 },
 {
   "id": 4773,
   "question": "If a tree falls on your wife, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?",
   "answer": "The real question is... why the hell was there a tree in your kitchen?"
 },
 {
   "id": 4774,
   "question": "What are green and smell like pork?",
   "answer": "Kermit's fingers "
 },
 {
   "id": 4775,
   "question": "How can you tell when your girlfriend is getting fat?",
   "answer": "When she can fit into your wife's clothes."
 },
 {
   "id": 4776,
   "question": "Did you hear about the paperwork fetishist?",
   "answer": "She got off on a technicality."
 },
 {
   "id": 4777,
   "question": "Why did the cow explode?",
   "answer": "Because it was a mooooooslim."
 },
 {
   "id": 4778,
   "question": "Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?",
   "answer": "It's near-humerus."
 },
 {
   "id": 4779,
   "question": "What is the worst place to have the \"you break it, you buy it\" rule?",
   "answer": "The pet store"
 },
 {
   "id": 4780,
   "question": "What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?",
   "answer": "A mis-carriage"
 },
 {
   "id": 4781,
   "question": "Why should rednecks NOT vote for Trump?",
   "answer": "Because Trump wants to build a wall, and a wall is what killed Dale Earnhardt. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4782,
   "question": "Did you hear about the French Olympic race walker who pooped his pants mid race?",
   "answer": "At least he didn't oui in them too. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4783,
   "question": "What was the Feminist's least favorite subject?",
   "answer": "Trigger-nometry."
 },
 {
   "id": 4784,
   "question": "Why is leather so good for sneaking around in?",
   "answer": "Because leather is made of hide. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4785,
   "question": "what did the emo say to the dull razor?",
   "answer": "Sorry old friend... You just won't cut it"
 },
 {
   "id": 4786,
   "question": "How do you take the letter \"F\" out of the word \"WAY\" ?",
   "answer": "There is no F in way."
 },
 {
   "id": 4787,
   "question": "What's the best way to get a Jewish girls number?",
   "answer": "Roll up her sleeve."
 },
 {
   "id": 4788,
   "question": "What do you call a small group of Jews around the holidays?",
   "answer": "A menorahty! "
 },
 {
   "id": 4789,
   "question": "So you got a subaru?",
   "answer": "That don't impreza me much."
 },
 {
   "id": 4790,
   "question": "What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?",
   "answer": "A wooly jumper!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4791,
   "question": "Why did the party planner say that everything was alright?",
   "answer": "There was nothing   to do"
 },
 {
   "id": 4792,
   "question": "What do you call a cow during an earthquake?",
   "answer": "A milkshake"
 },
 {
   "id": 4793,
   "question": "What do you call three crows?",
   "answer": "A crowd."
 },
 {
   "id": 4794,
   "question": "What's a pedophile's favorite activity?",
   "answer": "Netflix and  dren"
 },
 {
   "id": 4795,
   "question": "Why are Hispanics so antisemitic?",
   "answer": "Kike"
 },
 {
   "id": 4796,
   "question": "What do feminist magicians say?",
   "answer": "\"Flabracadabra, Allakillman!\""
 },
 {
   "id": 4797,
   "question": "How do you turn a fox into an elephant?",
   "answer": "Marry it."
 },
 {
   "id": 4798,
   "question": "I made up a joke. What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?",
   "answer": "Don't be alfredo. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4799,
   "question": "What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?",
   "answer": "He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.  "
 },
 {
   "id": 4800,
   "question": "What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?",
   "answer": "Plot Holders."
 },
 {
   "id": 4801,
   "question": "What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?",
   "answer": "Czechs Mix"
 },
 {
   "id": 4802,
   "question": "What do you call a graph crowded with data points about fat people?",
   "answer": "Full-figured! "
 },
 {
   "id": 4803,
   "question": "What do you need to poop in the forest?",
   "answer": "Toiletries"
 },
 {
   "id": 4804,
   "question": "What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?",
   "answer": "\"...and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!\""
 },
 {
   "id": 4805,
   "question": "If there are 6 apples and you take away 4, how many do you have?",
   "answer": "Tricky question "
 },
 {
   "id": 4806,
   "question": "What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?",
   "answer": "No chance of blocking an uppercut."
 },
 {
   "id": 4807,
   "question": "What do you call dinosaur sluts?",
   "answer": "Herpevores"
 },
 {
   "id": 4808,
   "question": "What do you call a dolphin with agoraphobia?",
   "answer": "endorphins"
 },
 {
   "id": 4809,
   "question": "How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?",
   "answer": "If the shutter makes a \"crick\" noise."
 },
 {
   "id": 4810,
   "question": "What's wrong with being number 2?",
   "answer": "People think you're shit unless you're number 1."
 },
 {
   "id": 4811,
   "question": "Why don't witches wear underwear?",
   "answer": "So they can get a better grip of the broom. :)"
 },
 {
   "id": 4812,
   "question": "Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?",
   "answer": "He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders."
 },
 {
   "id": 4813,
   "question": "Why did 0.81 recurring die?",
   "answer": "Because he was 9/11."
 },
 {
   "id": 4814,
   "question": "Why is 7 afraid of 8?",
   "answer": "It's not, numbers don't have emotions."
 },
 {
   "id": 4815,
   "question": "What do you call two crows?",
   "answer": "Attempted murder"
 },
 {
   "id": 4816,
   "question": "Why do you never see prostitutes on airplanes?",
   "answer": "They don't give a flying fuck."
 },
 {
   "id": 4817,
   "question": "What gets harder the more you play with it?",
   "answer": "A Rubik's cube, you dirty minded individuals!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4818,
   "question": "Where does the wealthy mycologist go shopping?",
   "answer": "Fungal Bloomingdale's."
 },
 {
   "id": 4819,
   "question": "Why did SJWs call out Medusa?",
   "answer": "She kept objectifying people. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4820,
   "question": "How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?",
   "answer": "Al Gore's the stiff one."
 },
 {
   "id": 4821,
   "question": "Why was Mark Fuch a terrible mailman?",
   "answer": "He keeps delivering to the wrong fuching address! "
 },
 {
   "id": 4822,
   "question": "Why do lesbians shop at sports authority?",
   "answer": "Because they don't like dicks."
 },
 {
   "id": 4823,
   "question": "What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?",
   "answer": "Flush "
 },
 {
   "id": 4824,
   "question": "Fastest Bolt at the Olympics?",
   "answer": "Was it Usain Bolt or Ryan Lochte's ride to the airport?"
 },
 {
   "id": 4825,
   "question": "What do you get when you cross an Elephant with a Rhino?",
   "answer": "HellifIknow!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4826,
   "question": "What would life be without plumbing?",
   "answer": "Shitty"
 },
 {
   "id": 4827,
   "question": "How many Software Engineers does it take to change a light-bulb?",
   "answer": "None. It's a hardware problem."
 },
 {
   "id": 4828,
   "question": "What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?",
   "answer": "A mushroom."
 },
 {
   "id": 4829,
   "question": "How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?",
   "answer": "Just one if its lochte'd"
 },
 {
   "id": 4830,
   "question": "Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?",
   "answer": "To remind them why there's no money in it "
 },
 {
   "id": 4831,
   "question": "What do you call a pig with three eyes?",
   "answer": "Piiig "
 },
 {
   "id": 4832,
   "question": "What's the difference between an oyster having a seizure and a hooker with diarrhea?",
   "answer": "The oyster shucks between fits..."
 },
 {
   "id": 4833,
   "question": "What do you call a potato-loving despot?",
   "answer": "Dick Tater."
 },
 {
   "id": 4834,
   "question": "Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?",
   "answer": "Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves"
 },
 {
   "id": 4835,
   "question": "How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?",
   "answer": "Use zodiac signs"
 },
 {
   "id": 4836,
   "question": "Why didn't Bono sell any wheat bread at his bakery?",
   "answer": "Cuz it's all rye, it's all rye, it's all rye."
 },
 {
   "id": 4837,
   "question": "Why was the blonde's belly button sore?",
   "answer": "Because her boyfriend was blond too."
 },
 {
   "id": 4838,
   "question": "What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?",
   "answer": "A peg leg."
 },
 {
   "id": 4839,
   "question": "What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?",
   "answer": "A start."
 },
 {
   "id": 4840,
   "question": "Which is the most eco-friendly subreddit?",
   "answer": ", because 99% of its products are made from recycled material."
 },
 {
   "id": 4841,
   "question": "Two cats are sitting on a roof. Which one slides off first?",
   "answer": "The one with the lowest mew."
 },
 {
   "id": 4842,
   "question": "Why are C programmers never invited to parties?",
   "answer": "They have no class"
 },
 {
   "id": 4843,
   "question": "Did you guys hear about the new death camps in North Korea?",
   "answer": "No you didn't. You haven't heard anything. Long Live the Democratic People's Republic of Korea."
 },
 {
   "id": 4844,
   "question": "If someone who speaks 2 languages is Bilingual, whats someone who speaks 1 called?",
   "answer": "American. EDIT: My first post on Reddit and I get 1000+ up votes, thanks so much!!!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4845,
   "question": "Why do Java programmers wear glasses?",
   "answer": "Because they can't C#."
 },
 {
   "id": 4846,
   "question": "What's worse than one dead baby nailed to ten trees?",
   "answer": "One live baby nailed to ten trees. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4847,
   "question": "Why am I black and you're white?",
   "answer": "A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark"
 },
 {
   "id": 4848,
   "question": "Why is Sven afraid of sex?",
   "answer": "Because he was badly abused by his uncle when he was 5"
 },
 {
   "id": 4849,
   "question": "What did the hat say to the tie?",
   "answer": "You hang around. I'll go on a head."
 },
 {
   "id": 4850,
   "question": "Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?",
   "answer": "It's alimentary, Watson."
 },
 {
   "id": 4851,
   "question": "What do you call a man who can't stand?",
   "answer": "Neal"
 },
 {
   "id": 4852,
   "question": "What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?",
   "answer": "... Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4853,
   "question": "What did the gay Jamaican say to his S.O.?",
   "answer": "I'm gonna Pokemon."
 },
 {
   "id": 4854,
   "question": "Why did the hipster otter leave his hometown river?",
   "answer": "It was too mainstream :) "
 },
 {
   "id": 4855,
   "question": "[Ask Reddit] Blind Redditors what is your favourite post you have seen to date?",
   "answer": "Oh.l"
 },
 {
   "id": 4856,
   "question": "If you are having sex with two women and a third woman walks in, what do you have?",
   "answer": "Divorce proceedings, most likely"
 },
 {
   "id": 4857,
   "question": "How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?",
   "answer": "It turns out, it's not very hard at all"
 },
 {
   "id": 4858,
   "question": "How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?",
   "answer": "In car, serrated"
 },
 {
   "id": 4859,
   "question": "Did you hear about the orgy at the campsite?",
   "answer": "It was fucking intense."
 },
 {
   "id": 4860,
   "question": "You know what really kills me?",
   "answer": "A knife to the throat"
 },
 {
   "id": 4861,
   "question": "What's Father Time's nickname when he's drunk?",
   "answer": "Wasted time!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4862,
   "question": "Why couldn't the 3 speed mixer get auto insurance?",
   "answer": "He was high whisk."
 },
 {
   "id": 4863,
   "question": "What is brown and sounds like a bell?",
   "answer": "Dung!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4864,
   "question": "You guys hear about that new Amish rapper?",
   "answer": "TWO CHURNZ!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4865,
   "question": "I'm a great insult comic. Want a quickie?",
   "answer": "Cmon you won't feel a zing!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4866,
   "question": "Anybody have bad credit?",
   "answer": "Yeah I wouldn't admit it either..."
 },
 {
   "id": 4867,
   "question": "Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?",
   "answer": "He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4868,
   "question": "Where does Google and Apple get their weather information?",
   "answer": "The Cloud. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4869,
   "question": "What do you call a spitting alarm?",
   "answer": "An Allarma"
 },
 {
   "id": 4870,
   "question": "How amazing is Michael Phelps?",
   "answer": "He's got like a Brazilian Medals."
 },
 {
   "id": 4871,
   "question": "Why'd the chicken cross The Road?",
   "answer": "Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved."
 },
 {
   "id": 4872,
   "question": "Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?",
   "answer": "It's 'rent free!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4873,
   "question": "What is the speed of sex?",
   "answer": "68,  Because when you hit 69, you flip over and eat it..."
 },
 {
   "id": 4874,
   "question": "What's worse than finding your dad's fleshlight?",
   "answer": "Finding his blacklight."
 },
 {
   "id": 4875,
   "question": "Two cows in a field. One asks “should I be worried about mad cow’s disease”?",
   "answer": "“Well I’m not”, the other replies, “...because I’m a squirrel!”"
 },
 {
   "id": 4876,
   "question": "What did the friendly terrorist say when he walked into the gay club?",
   "answer": "Free shots for everyone!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4877,
   "question": "Why did the chicken go to the principal's office?",
   "answer": "Because he had fowl languange."
 },
 {
   "id": 4878,
   "question": "What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?",
   "answer": "My Zipper."
 },
 {
   "id": 4879,
   "question": "What does PONTIAC stand for?",
   "answer": "Poor Old Nincompoop Thinks It's A Cadillac"
 },
 {
   "id": 4880,
   "question": "What did one window say to the other window?",
   "answer": "I'm in pane"
 },
 {
   "id": 4881,
   "question": "What is the Popes favorite trick to do on a bike?",
   "answer": "Papa-wheelie! "
 },
 {
   "id": 4882,
   "question": "What does HONDA stand for?",
   "answer": "Hold On, Not Done Accelerating."
 },
 {
   "id": 4883,
   "question": "How can you tell when you have prostate cancer?",
   "answer": "It's not hard."
 },
 {
   "id": 4884,
   "question": "How many men does it take to open a can of beer?",
   "answer": "None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you."
 },
 {
   "id": 4885,
   "question": "How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs.  (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school.  It's one of my first dirty jokes)"
 },
 {
   "id": 4886,
   "question": "What do you call a botched circumcision?",
   "answer": "A rip off"
 },
 {
   "id": 4887,
   "question": "Honey bee: Why there are different types of blood groups?",
   "answer": "Mosquito: So we can enjoy different flavors. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4888,
   "question": "Why did the fish's car break down?",
   "answer": "It needed a tuna-up."
 },
 {
   "id": 4889,
   "question": "Did you hear about the Italian Chef that died?",
   "answer": "He pasta way. His legacy will become a pizza history."
 },
 {
   "id": 4890,
   "question": "How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?",
   "answer": "Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything."
 },
 {
   "id": 4891,
   "question": "If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton ended up in a car crash who would be saved?",
   "answer": "America"
 },
 {
   "id": 4892,
   "question": "What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car in front of an abortion clinic?",
   "answer": "Going in to ask for a coat hanger"
 },
 {
   "id": 4893,
   "question": "How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "Apparently more than 5, because my basement is still dark."
 },
 {
   "id": 4894,
   "question": "Writing a joke for my speech class can anybody help me?",
   "answer": "I need to use the word hotdog or mustard in an acronym  They both don't have to be in the same acronym they can be 2 completely different abbreviations.  Its like one or the other. like \"Hotdog association of America\" HAA, but actually funny. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4895,
   "question": "Did you see the Chinese pole vaulter whose junk pushed the bar over the edge?",
   "answer": "It was ridickulous."
 },
 {
   "id": 4896,
   "question": "What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "You can unscrew a lightbulb"
 },
 {
   "id": 4897,
   "question": "Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?",
   "answer": "Because I always get weird stairs"
 },
 {
   "id": 4898,
   "question": "Where do you buy sexy corsets?",
   "answer": "Victorian's Secret"
 },
 {
   "id": 4899,
   "question": "Why did x and y break up?",
   "answer": "They couldn't function together."
 },
 {
   "id": 4900,
   "question": "Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?",
   "answer": "Because AIDS gets the girl"
 },
 {
   "id": 4901,
   "question": "Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?",
   "answer": "he was a bad conductor."
 },
 {
   "id": 4902,
   "question": "Do you know how NASCAR got its name?",
   "answer": "It's from North Carolina. There were a bunch of dudes standing around a car, and one of them said, \"That's a nas' car.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 4903,
   "question": "What do Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common?",
   "answer": "They both come while you're sleeping"
 },
 {
   "id": 4904,
   "question": "What's a crack addict's biggest fear?",
   "answer": "Denuvo."
 },
 {
   "id": 4905,
   "question": "Want to hear a good physics pun?",
   "answer": "It's relatively funny."
 },
 {
   "id": 4906,
   "question": "Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?",
   "answer": "She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball."
 },
 {
   "id": 4907,
   "question": "Why should you never dogfight mermaids?",
   "answer": "They're masters in Arielle combat"
 },
 {
   "id": 4908,
   "question": "Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?",
   "answer": "Because running is past tents."
 },
 {
   "id": 4909,
   "question": "Why do mycologists have such a good time?",
   "answer": "Because they hang around the fungi."
 },
 {
   "id": 4910,
   "question": "What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?",
   "answer": "A gnatural disaster. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4911,
   "question": "What do you call a lump of cats?",
   "answer": "A meowtain"
 },
 {
   "id": 4912,
   "question": "What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?",
   "answer": "Harambe"
 },
 {
   "id": 4913,
   "question": "Why did the fruit salad go to jail?",
   "answer": "Assault and bananaery."
 },
 {
   "id": 4914,
   "question": "What is a Social Justice Warrior's favorite math subject?",
   "answer": "Triggernometry"
 },
 {
   "id": 4915,
   "question": "How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "One. Men can be Feminists, too."
 },
 {
   "id": 4916,
   "question": "What kind of shoes do ninjas use?",
   "answer": "Sneakers."
 },
 {
   "id": 4917,
   "question": "How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?",
   "answer": " An American full of himself."
 },
 {
   "id": 4918,
   "question": "Why are the developers of NoMansSky called Hellogames?",
   "answer": "Because you never get a goodbuy from them "
 },
 {
   "id": 4919,
   "question": "What is the difference between a pine cone and a cheeto?",
   "answer": "You are fucking stupid if you don't know "
 },
 {
   "id": 4920,
   "question": "What do you call a demon at the gym?",
   "answer": "An exorcist."
 },
 {
   "id": 4921,
   "question": "Why did the banana bruise?",
   "answer": "Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing"
 },
 {
   "id": 4922,
   "question": "What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?",
   "answer": "wo ai ni"
 },
 {
   "id": 4923,
   "question": "What happens when you play a country song backwards?",
   "answer": "He finds his dog, his truck gets fixed, and his woman comes home.  "
 },
 {
   "id": 4924,
   "question": "What's a foot long and slippery?",
   "answer": "A Slipper. :D"
 },
 {
   "id": 4925,
   "question": "what's a banana's favorite gymnastic event?",
   "answer": "The splits"
 },
 {
   "id": 4926,
   "question": "How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb ?",
   "answer": "One"
 },
 {
   "id": 4927,
   "question": "What type of computer sings?",
   "answer": "A Dell."
 },
 {
   "id": 4928,
   "question": "What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?",
   "answer": "A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding."
 },
 {
   "id": 4929,
   "question": "How many people does it take to change a lighthouse bulb?",
   "answer": "22. One to screw the bulb in, two to hold the glass cover, three to hold the three ladders which each of these men are standing on, four out on a boat trying to use light signals to communicate that the light isn't on yet, and 12 celtic band players singing to convince the three men that a fall down 20 flights of stairs would be painful."
 },
 {
   "id": 4930,
   "question": "Good news and bad news Which do you want to hear first?",
   "answer": "Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news."
 },
 {
   "id": 4931,
   "question": "Why are people who work in IT amazing at relationships and sex?",
   "answer": "When there is a problem they just turn them off and back on "
 },
 {
   "id": 4932,
   "question": "What's my favorite machine at the gym?",
   "answer": "The snack machine."
 },
 {
   "id": 4933,
   "question": "What's faster than Usain Bolt ?",
   "answer": "/Jokes reposts"
 },
 {
   "id": 4934,
   "question": "What does an insomniac, ­agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?",
   "answer": "Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog."
 },
 {
   "id": 4935,
   "question": "Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?",
   "answer": "Because it's always a Sun day"
 },
 {
   "id": 4936,
   "question": "Feeling down?",
   "answer": "Try necromancy, it's sure to... raise your spirits."
 },
 {
   "id": 4937,
   "question": "How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?",
   "answer": "They're always rushin."
 },
 {
   "id": 4938,
   "question": "Why Does Waldo Wear Stripes?",
   "answer": "Because he doesn't want to be SPOTTED!!!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4939,
   "question": "What did the poacher get when he saw the Northern White Rhino?",
   "answer": "Shot."
 },
 {
   "id": 4940,
   "question": "What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?",
   "answer": "Lusain Belt"
 },
 {
   "id": 4941,
   "question": "What does the GO in Pokémon GO stand for?",
   "answer": "Go Outside"
 },
 {
   "id": 4942,
   "question": "What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?",
   "answer": "Micro Phelps."
 },
 {
   "id": 4943,
   "question": "What kind of pants does Mario wear?",
   "answer": "Denim Denim. Denim"
 },
 {
   "id": 4944,
   "question": "What do Donald Trump and his chromosomes have in common?",
   "answer": "There is one too many of them."
 },
 {
   "id": 4945,
   "question": "What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?",
   "answer": "Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs."
 },
 {
   "id": 4946,
   "question": "What happens when a guy from Finland dies?",
   "answer": "He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :("
 },
 {
   "id": 4947,
   "question": "You wanna hear a yoke?",
   "answer": "What?  You expected more than that? "
 },
 {
   "id": 4948,
   "question": "What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?",
   "answer": "Boko Harambe"
 },
 {
   "id": 4949,
   "question": "What do you say to a beggar who's wearing a Star of David?",
   "answer": "\"Jewish I'd give you money.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 4950,
   "question": "Why won't the pimp date any of his girls?",
   "answer": "Because he doesn't want to get involved with a cockworker."
 },
 {
   "id": 4951,
   "question": "What do you call a gay tick?",
   "answer": "Sodomite"
 },
 {
   "id": 4952,
   "question": "Did you know the ninjas have gotten together and formed a union?",
   "answer": "They strike from the shadows."
 },
 {
   "id": 4953,
   "question": "What do female ghosts have?",
   "answer": "BooOOOooobs."
 },
 {
   "id": 4954,
   "question": "What is a Brit's favorite letter?",
   "answer": "You'd think it would be \"T\", but it is \"U\".   *Favourite, btw."
 },
 {
   "id": 4955,
   "question": "What do you call a Muslim trainer's Pokémon?",
   "answer": "Voltorb"
 },
 {
   "id": 4956,
   "question": "Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?",
   "answer": "\"I hung out with Future.\" \"So what.\" \"Young Metro doesn't trust me.\" \"Right this way sir!\""
 },
 {
   "id": 4957,
   "question": "What happens to stressed out Sailors?",
   "answer": "They become Emotional ship-wrecks!! :)"
 },
 {
   "id": 4958,
   "question": "We aren't allowed to drink during the job?",
   "answer": "Let's get this sober with."
 },
 {
   "id": 4959,
   "question": "Did you here about the Blonde who made a large donation to the community swimming pool?",
   "answer": "She gave 25 Gallons of water!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4960,
   "question": "What beverage is often very helpful?",
   "answer": "Lemon-ade "
 },
 {
   "id": 4961,
   "question": "Why can no one win at the Bangkok Olympics ?",
   "answer": "Because it's always a THAI game."
 },
 {
   "id": 4962,
   "question": "What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?",
   "answer": "Being able to walk. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4963,
   "question": "Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?",
   "answer": "He didn't want no scrubs"
 },
 {
   "id": 4964,
   "question": "What do you call a French dog that sells medicine?",
   "answer": "Un phrarmachien!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4965,
   "question": "What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?",
   "answer": "Never mind, I'll find someone like you"
 },
 {
   "id": 4966,
   "question": "Why aren't there any feminist sex dolls?",
   "answer": "cause engineers havent been able to make one that's right."
 },
 {
   "id": 4967,
   "question": "What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?",
   "answer": "Who knows? Who cares?"
 },
 {
   "id": 4968,
   "question": "What's the difference between Jews and Harry Potter?",
   "answer": "Harry Potter escaped the chamber"
 },
 {
   "id": 4969,
   "question": "What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?",
   "answer": "Penguini"
 },
 {
   "id": 4970,
   "question": "Did you ever hear the one about the two gay Irish guys?",
   "answer": "Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4971,
   "question": "Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?",
   "answer": "Because they pikachu "
 },
 {
   "id": 4972,
   "question": "How do you get out of a Russian prison?",
   "answer": "You have Vladmir Putin a word for you. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4973,
   "question": "What's a classic Russian sci-fi film?",
   "answer": "Czar Wars"
 },
 {
   "id": 4974,
   "question": "What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes?",
   "answer": "A tribal tattoo makes you laugh."
 },
 {
   "id": 4975,
   "question": "What do you get when you cross Donny Osmond and Marie Osmond?",
   "answer": "Spastics!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4976,
   "question": "What do you tell someone when you give them a high five?",
   "answer": "Here you go: "
 },
 {
   "id": 4977,
   "question": "Hey girl, is your name Jacqueline Kennedy?",
   "answer": "Cuz I wanna splatter all over you until you start screaming."
 },
 {
   "id": 4978,
   "question": "If pirates say \"Arr\", What do software pirates say?",
   "answer": ".RAR"
 },
 {
   "id": 4979,
   "question": "Did you hear the one about the hipster tree?",
   "answer": "It was made from reclaimed wood."
 },
 {
   "id": 4980,
   "question": "Why do football players never fly first class?",
   "answer": "They always say \"Put me in coach!\""
 },
 {
   "id": 4981,
   "question": "How do you know if someone is not a vegan?",
   "answer": "They don't tell you"
 },
 {
   "id": 4982,
   "question": "What animal sleep everywhere, shit anywhere, and have no respect to others?",
   "answer": "The Chinese tourist."
 },
 {
   "id": 4983,
   "question": "What's the similarity between a smart employee and a perfect volleyball hit?",
   "answer": "They're both fine assets!"
 },
 {
   "id": 4984,
   "question": "What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?",
   "answer": "Wai Tu Yung"
 },
 {
   "id": 4985,
   "question": "Hey Reddit, wanna hear a joke?",
   "answer": "You"
 },
 {
   "id": 4986,
   "question": "What do you call a midget king?",
   "answer": "\"Your shortness.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 4987,
   "question": "What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?",
   "answer": "Oh well that's just uber, isn't it"
 },
 {
   "id": 4988,
   "question": "what's the hardest thing about be a pedophile?",
   "answer": "I don't know...just fitting in I guess."
 },
 {
   "id": 4989,
   "question": "What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?",
   "answer": "The fun guy"
 },
 {
   "id": 4990,
   "question": "What is the difference between r/jokes and a comedian?",
   "answer": "A Comedian actually has funny jokes that doesn't repeat. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4991,
   "question": "What do 'Game of Thrones' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common?",
   "answer": "Icy dead people"
 },
 {
   "id": 4992,
   "question": "Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?",
   "answer": "Phelps. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4993,
   "question": "What does a condom and a wife have in common?",
   "answer": "They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick "
 },
 {
   "id": 4994,
   "question": "What's the best thing about being named Richard?",
   "answer": "Every picture of me is a Dick pic. Which is to say my own mother hangs Dick pics on her walls."
 },
 {
   "id": 4995,
   "question": "Did you hear about the lonely cow that joined a dating website?",
   "answer": "She was searching for her udder half."
 },
 {
   "id": 4996,
   "question": "What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?",
   "answer": "If you have bird flu you need tweetment.  If you have swine flu you need oinkment."
 },
 {
   "id": 4997,
   "question": "Waiter: would you like some cans, sir?",
   "answer": "Food buyer: No, but can I get a bowl a soup?  Read out loud. "
 },
 {
   "id": 4998,
   "question": "Why did the Jews wander in the desert for 40 years?",
   "answer": "Because one of them dropped a nickel."
 },
 {
   "id": 4999,
   "question": "What did the doctor say to the domestic abuse victim?",
   "answer": "See you next \"fall\"."
 },
 {
   "id": 5000,
   "question": "Why are women like DOS?",
   "answer": "BAD COMMAND OR FILENAME"
 },
 {
   "id": 5001,
   "question": "What did one tampon say to the other tampon?",
   "answer": "Nothing. They were stuck up bitches. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5002,
   "question": "First thing you do in the school of rock?",
   "answer": "Rock enroll."
 },
 {
   "id": 5003,
   "question": "Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?",
   "answer": "It was two tired."
 },
 {
   "id": 5004,
   "question": "How many dirty buggers does it take to change a light bulb?",
   "answer": "Thirty."
 },
 {
   "id": 5005,
   "question": "what do you call a deer with no eyes?",
   "answer": "'No idea.....' 'What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?' 'Still no idea.......' My all time favourites :)"
 },
 {
   "id": 5006,
   "question": "What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?",
   "answer": "Whatever you want, he can't hear you.."
 },
 {
   "id": 5007,
   "question": "How do you make an anti-socal guacamole?",
   "answer": "Chavocado"
 },
 {
   "id": 5008,
   "question": "What’s the difference between a goat and a kid?",
   "answer": "I stopped butchering goats."
 },
 {
   "id": 5009,
   "question": "What’s the difference between skinny and squat?",
   "answer": "I never took a skinny on a girl's chest."
 },
 {
   "id": 5010,
   "question": "What is William Shakespeare's favorite kind of meat?",
   "answer": "Poultry"
 },
 {
   "id": 5011,
   "question": "Why did the Muslim cross the road?",
   "answer": "To get to the bigger crowd"
 },
 {
   "id": 5012,
   "question": "what is the most imaginative nation?",
   "answer": "Imagi'nation'"
 },
 {
   "id": 5013,
   "question": "What is Snoop Dogg's favorite restaurant?",
   "answer": "Sizzle-r"
 },
 {
   "id": 5014,
   "question": "What is Adolf Hitlers favorite letter of the alphabet?",
   "answer": "All of them, but Nazi."
 },
 {
   "id": 5015,
   "question": "How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?",
   "answer": "14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ...  'run around a lot!'"
 },
 {
   "id": 5016,
   "question": "What do you call a depressed gang member?",
   "answer": "An emoji...  Emo g, get it?  From my 13 year old son"
 },
 {
   "id": 5017,
   "question": "What do you call a joke with the wrong punchline?",
   "answer": "To get to the other side!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5018,
   "question": "What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction?",
   "answer": "Molly Poppins."
 },
 {
   "id": 5019,
   "question": "Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?",
   "answer": "Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America."
 },
 {
   "id": 5020,
   "question": "What's Donald Trump's favorite kind of soup?",
   "answer": "clan chowder"
 },
 {
   "id": 5021,
   "question": "How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?",
   "answer": "Colorizebot"
 },
 {
   "id": 5022,
   "question": "How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?",
   "answer": "One. They're efficient and don't have humour."
 },
 {
   "id": 5023,
   "question": "Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?",
   "answer": "He wanted to harm monica. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5024,
   "question": "What happens when you hit a Jewish guy?",
   "answer": "Hebrewses"
 },
 {
   "id": 5025,
   "question": "How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him."
 },
 {
   "id": 5026,
   "question": "How did Hitler tie his shoes?",
   "answer": "With little knotsies."
 },
 {
   "id": 5027,
   "question": "What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?",
   "answer": "You get Halo-tosis. :-/"
 },
 {
   "id": 5028,
   "question": "What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?",
   "answer": "There is none; Southerners both hang them from trees."
 },
 {
   "id": 5029,
   "question": "Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?",
   "answer": "\"Aloha Ackbar\" doesn't go over well at the airport "
 },
 {
   "id": 5030,
   "question": "Why are oatmeal cookies better?",
   "answer": "No raisin"
 },
 {
   "id": 5031,
   "question": "What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?",
   "answer": "Ones a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other ones a fish."
 },
 {
   "id": 5032,
   "question": "Hey Dad, can you call me a cab?",
   "answer": "No you lazy little shit, do it yourself!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5033,
   "question": "Do you know how you can tell your roommate is gay?",
   "answer": "His dick tastes like shit."
 },
 {
   "id": 5034,
   "question": "What's the opposite of a basic Jew?",
   "answer": "A Hasidic Jew. (Thank you.. Thank you.. I'll be here all week..)"
 },
 {
   "id": 5035,
   "question": "Did you hear about the guy who lived in a Tyre?",
   "answer": "He got a puncture now he lives in a Flat.     OK bye."
 },
 {
   "id": 5036,
   "question": "What do The Sixth Sense and The Titanic have in common?",
   "answer": "Icy dead people"
 },
 {
   "id": 5037,
   "question": "What rhymes with computer?",
   "answer": "No it doesn't..."
 },
 {
   "id": 5038,
   "question": "Where do fish deposit their money?",
   "answer": "River banks"
 },
 {
   "id": 5039,
   "question": "What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?",
   "answer": "He found Hillary's emails"
 },
 {
   "id": 5040,
   "question": "Why do Pokemons like to eat sunflower seeds?",
   "answer": "Because they like to pick and chew"
 },
 {
   "id": 5041,
   "question": "What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?",
   "answer": "Sparky."
 },
 {
   "id": 5042,
   "question": "Did you hear the one about the banker slug who couldn't find a home?",
   "answer": "Turns out he was too big to snail."
 },
 {
   "id": 5043,
   "question": "What was Alex Rodriguez's last hit?",
   "answer": "Who gives a shit, he's finally done ruining the sport. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5044,
   "question": "What is an Olympic pre race pep talk for a French competitor?",
   "answer": "Retreat that way!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5045,
   "question": "Beirut?",
   "answer": "Da bess bayball playa who eva live!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5046,
   "question": "What do you call a promised meal?",
   "answer": "An oathmeal"
 },
 {
   "id": 5047,
   "question": "How heavy is a hipster?",
   "answer": "One thousand instagrams"
 },
 {
   "id": 5048,
   "question": "Have you heard of the new running shoes that Apple's producing for the soldiers in middle East?",
   "answer": "They're calling it iRan."
 },
 {
   "id": 5049,
   "question": "Why does Santa have such a big sack?",
   "answer": "Because he only comes once a year."
 },
 {
   "id": 5050,
   "question": "Have you heard the joke about the baby with AIDS?",
   "answer": "It never gets old"
 },
 {
   "id": 5051,
   "question": "Why did the felon have so much energy?",
   "answer": "He was well arrested!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5052,
   "question": "What's the most common time to see the dentist?",
   "answer": "Two Thirty."
 },
 {
   "id": 5053,
   "question": "Why does China have such a large population???",
   "answer": "Because their condoms were Made in China."
 },
 {
   "id": 5054,
   "question": "What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?",
   "answer": "The Captains log"
 },
 {
   "id": 5055,
   "question": "Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?",
   "answer": "He's trying to watch his sodium intake."
 },
 {
   "id": 5056,
   "question": "How do you catch a Pokemon?",
   "answer": "Dig a hole and put Ash Ketchum in it. Then when a Pokemon comes by, run up and kick it in the Ash-hole."
 },
 {
   "id": 5057,
   "question": "Why do black people always say \"I know right\"?",
   "answer": "Because they have no right."
 },
 {
   "id": 5058,
   "question": "Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?",
   "answer": "The pencil is better. It has a point."
 },
 {
   "id": 5059,
   "question": "What does a fencing Redditor always do with their jokes?",
   "answer": "Ripostes them"
 },
 {
   "id": 5060,
   "question": "Why did the boy eat his homework?",
   "answer": "His dog died."
 },
 {
   "id": 5061,
   "question": "What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?",
   "answer": "Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me."
 },
 {
   "id": 5062,
   "question": "Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?",
   "answer": "The sound you make  10th floor \" AHHHHHHHHH   \" 1st floor \"   AHHHHHHHHHH \""
 },
 {
   "id": 5063,
   "question": "How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?",
   "answer": "They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years."
 },
 {
   "id": 5064,
   "question": "What aspect of the game do women soccer players like most?",
   "answer": "Getting that good D"
 },
 {
   "id": 5065,
   "question": "Did you hear about the soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?",
   "answer": "he's now a seasoned veteran "
 },
 {
   "id": 5066,
   "question": "What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?",
   "answer": "Keep it in the cow."
 },
 {
   "id": 5067,
   "question": "What's great when you're at work, and terrible when you're in bed?",
   "answer": "Getting off early"
 },
 {
   "id": 5068,
   "question": "What did the out of shape owl say?",
   "answer": " h-hooo   h-hooo"
 },
 {
   "id": 5069,
   "question": "Why did the Latino Eminem fail in the music business?",
   "answer": "Because he had no compaDREs."
 },
 {
   "id": 5070,
   "question": "What did one snowman say to the other snowman?",
   "answer": "It smells like carrots. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5071,
   "question": "In Jamaica, how do you know if a mango is ripe?",
   "answer": "Pokémon Go!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5072,
   "question": "Why do Jewish people watch porn backwards?",
   "answer": "They like the part where the prostitute pays them"
 },
 {
   "id": 5073,
   "question": "What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?",
   "answer": "Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI"
 },
 {
   "id": 5074,
   "question": "How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS?",
   "answer": "A Magic Johnson."
 },
 {
   "id": 5075,
   "question": "Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?",
   "answer": "Because it was a mail dominated industry"
 },
 {
   "id": 5076,
   "question": "Do you know how much cocaine Charlie Sheen uses ?",
   "answer": "Enough to kill two and half a man."
 },
 {
   "id": 5077,
   "question": "What do you call a team of Slavic supervillains?",
   "answer": "A Suicide Squat"
 },
 {
   "id": 5078,
   "question": "What does Sean Connery say when he has to go number 2?",
   "answer": "\"I've got a shituation\""
 },
 {
   "id": 5079,
   "question": "Broken heart?",
   "answer": "Put it in rice."
 },
 {
   "id": 5080,
   "question": "Hey, do you want to see something funny?",
   "answer": "Then don't look at  . "
 },
 {
   "id": 5081,
   "question": "Why was the road in so much pain?",
   "answer": "Because it has a carpool tunnel. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5082,
   "question": "What did the vet say about the maimed donkey?",
   "answer": "Wow, that ass sure took a pounding"
 },
 {
   "id": 5083,
   "question": "What is Bart Simpsons' favorite kind of fish?",
   "answer": "Stealhead!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5084,
   "question": "Why are Japanese people so good at judo?",
   "answer": "You can't ippon a Nippon."
 },
 {
   "id": 5085,
   "question": "Did you hear about the king who killed all of his peasants?",
   "answer": "It was poor execution."
 },
 {
   "id": 5086,
   "question": "What swims slightly faster than a shark?",
   "answer": "The Little Mermaid on her period."
 },
 {
   "id": 5087,
   "question": "What's an emo's favorite game?",
   "answer": "Russian roulette, except with a full chamber."
 },
 {
   "id": 5088,
   "question": "What do valley girls drink?",
   "answer": "Soo-Duhh!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5089,
   "question": "What's a Mexican's favorite assignment?",
   "answer": "Ese's(Essays)"
 },
 {
   "id": 5090,
   "question": "What does BMW stand for?",
   "answer": "Black man working"
 },
 {
   "id": 5091,
   "question": "Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?",
   "answer": "LeBronze James"
 },
 {
   "id": 5092,
   "question": "What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?",
   "answer": "Summer...Her name's summer. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5093,
   "question": "What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?",
   "answer": "Only one of them is organized."
 },
 {
   "id": 5094,
   "question": "You hear about the NBA player who married a midget?",
   "answer": "He was nuts over her."
 },
 {
   "id": 5095,
   "question": "Why do dogs hate outer space?",
   "answer": "Because they strongly dislike vacuums."
 },
 {
   "id": 5096,
   "question": "Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?",
   "answer": "So they can prevent breakouts."
 },
 {
   "id": 5097,
   "question": "About what time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?",
   "answer": "Tennish"
 },
 {
   "id": 5098,
   "question": "What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?",
   "answer": "The fruits of her labor."
 },
 {
   "id": 5099,
   "question": "Why is a giraffe's neck so long?",
   "answer": "Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)"
 },
 {
   "id": 5100,
   "question": "Did you hear about the electrical store that got robbed?",
   "answer": "They couldnt find any leads! "
 },
 {
   "id": 5101,
   "question": "What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?",
   "answer": "LMAO"
 },
 {
   "id": 5102,
   "question": "What did the depressed light switch say?",
   "answer": "I can't go on. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5103,
   "question": "What is a Brit's favorite steak?",
   "answer": "A Tea-bone"
 },
 {
   "id": 5104,
   "question": "What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?",
   "answer": "Ain't no merci"
 },
 {
   "id": 5105,
   "question": "What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?",
   "answer": "Salt"
 },
 {
   "id": 5106,
   "question": "What do straight woman and gay men have in common?",
   "answer": "They'd rather fuck an asshole than a pussy!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5107,
   "question": "Why does Jimmy Carter swim on his back?",
   "answer": "To keep his nuts dry."
 },
 {
   "id": 5108,
   "question": "What's the difference between Bernie quitting and Trump quitting?",
   "answer": "When Bernie quits everyone is fucked. When Trump quits, everyone is saved."
 },
 {
   "id": 5109,
   "question": "What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?",
   "answer": "Caribou can't fly. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5110,
   "question": "How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?",
   "answer": "With a small loan of a million dollars."
 },
 {
   "id": 5111,
   "question": "What do a cell phone and anal bleach have in common?",
   "answer": "They both change your ring tone"
 },
 {
   "id": 5112,
   "question": "What is black, sings and lives next to a vagina?",
   "answer": "Urethra Franklin "
 },
 {
   "id": 5113,
   "question": "What's a word that no matter how much you spelled it, it always wrong?",
   "answer": "Wrong, the word is wrong"
 },
 {
   "id": 5114,
   "question": "How to embarrass an archaeologist?",
   "answer": "Give him a used tampon and ask him to determine which period it came from. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5115,
   "question": "Did you know 9 out of 10 dentists recommend chewing gum?",
   "answer": "In other news, a dentist has recently been found dead in his apartment."
 },
 {
   "id": 5116,
   "question": "How many jews can you fit in a car?",
   "answer": "2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ashtray..."
 },
 {
   "id": 5117,
   "question": "what's the difference between you and an egg?",
   "answer": "eggs get laid!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5118,
   "question": "What's faster than a black man dodging cops with a TV?",
   "answer": "His brother with the laptop."
 },
 {
   "id": 5119,
   "question": "What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?",
   "answer": "Not being retarded."
 },
 {
   "id": 5120,
   "question": "What do you call a married cougar?",
   "answer": "A cheetah."
 },
 {
   "id": 5121,
   "question": "What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?",
   "answer": "The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole."
 },
 {
   "id": 5122,
   "question": "How do you get Pikachu on a bus?",
   "answer": "You Pokémon!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5123,
   "question": "What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?",
   "answer": "Fur traders...."
 },
 {
   "id": 5124,
   "question": "What is similar about a twitch mod and an a reddit mod?",
   "answer": "<message deleted>"
 },
 {
   "id": 5125,
   "question": "Why did the football coach return to the bank?",
   "answer": "To get his quarterback. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5126,
   "question": "Who invented rhetorical questions?",
   "answer": "How should I know?"
 },
 {
   "id": 5127,
   "question": "What does a German use to polish his trumpet?",
   "answer": "Toot tonic "
 },
 {
   "id": 5128,
   "question": "How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?",
   "answer": "He had a 2-2."
 },
 {
   "id": 5129,
   "question": "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?",
   "answer": "Dr. Dre"
 },
 {
   "id": 5130,
   "question": "What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?",
   "answer": "Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth."
 },
 {
   "id": 5131,
   "question": "What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?",
   "answer": "A vacuum cleaner."
 },
 {
   "id": 5132,
   "question": "What do you call a homosexual on rollerblades?",
   "answer": "Rolaids."
 },
 {
   "id": 5133,
   "question": "What do you call an attraction to your own mummy?",
   "answer": "A dedipus complex."
 },
 {
   "id": 5134,
   "question": "What is a black Transformer's name?",
   "answer": "Haramblebee"
 },
 {
   "id": 5135,
   "question": "Did you hear that Fergie and R. Kelly are collaborating on a new album?",
   "answer": "They are calling their group the Black Guy Pees."
 },
 {
   "id": 5136,
   "question": "An old man with Parkinson's who recently lost his wife looks down at his hands and asks what?",
   "answer": "\"Hey... wanna go steady?\" (There's 7 billion people in the world, so 9 billion on Reddit. If this has been done before, I apologize. TBfuckingH I'm drunk and hope it hasn't.)"
 },
 {
   "id": 5137,
   "question": "Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?",
   "answer": "MOOOOOO!!!!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5138,
   "question": "Did you hear about the man who invented the knock knock joke?",
   "answer": "He won the Nobel prize.  (Sorry if this has been posted before, I heard it today for the first time and it made my day)"
 },
 {
   "id": 5139,
   "question": "Why was the floppy disk self-conscious?",
   "answer": "Because it was FAT."
 },
 {
   "id": 5140,
   "question": "What do you call a Jewish Pokemon Go player?",
   "answer": "What do you call a Jewish Pokemon Go Player? Ash..."
 },
 {
   "id": 5141,
   "question": "How does a german get to the airport?",
   "answer": "He heils a taxi!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5142,
   "question": "How do you climb Trump Tower?",
   "answer": "With a corporate ladder."
 },
 {
   "id": 5143,
   "question": "What's the best part about dating a twin?",
   "answer": "Nobody can judge you on your age difference."
 },
 {
   "id": 5144,
   "question": "How many creationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "There's no such thing as a lightbulb.  How could such a thing appear fully formed.  It was put there by Satan to trick everyone."
 },
 {
   "id": 5145,
   "question": "Anyone heard of that game called \"No Man's Sky\" ?",
   "answer": "They should rename it to \"No Man Should Buy\"..."
 },
 {
   "id": 5146,
   "question": "Which college course does a feminist take?",
   "answer": "Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college."
 },
 {
   "id": 5147,
   "question": "How does a duck swim from one side of the pond to the other?",
   "answer": "Very Quackly"
 },
 {
   "id": 5148,
   "question": "How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "None, that's what students are for."
 },
 {
   "id": 5149,
   "question": "did you hear about the gay, cannibal pirate?",
   "answer": "apparently, he loved the taste of seamen."
 },
 {
   "id": 5150,
   "question": "Who's the fastest runner in the chinese olympic team?",
   "answer": "Mr. Do Ping"
 },
 {
   "id": 5151,
   "question": "What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?",
   "answer": "A condescending con descending. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5152,
   "question": "What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?",
   "answer": "Hearing AIDS"
 },
 {
   "id": 5153,
   "question": "Why is the cinematography of pornos so impressive?",
   "answer": "Because it's all done one handed."
 },
 {
   "id": 5154,
   "question": "Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?",
   "answer": "If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture."
 },
 {
   "id": 5155,
   "question": "[GoT] What is Little Finger's favorite thing about poetry?",
   "answer": "\"Shtanzas\""
 },
 {
   "id": 5156,
   "question": "How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?",
   "answer": "It was a no brainer. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5157,
   "question": "How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?",
   "answer": "A crowbar."
 },
 {
   "id": 5158,
   "question": "What's four inches long and drives women crazy?",
   "answer": "A 100 dollar bill you pervert!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5159,
   "question": "What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?",
   "answer": "Hold onto your nuts, this is no   blow job!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5160,
   "question": "How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?",
   "answer": "No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens."
 },
 {
   "id": 5161,
   "question": "What do you call a chicken coop with five doors?",
   "answer": "A hatchback. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5162,
   "question": "What's a blind mans worst fear ?",
   "answer": "A prius"
 },
 {
   "id": 5163,
   "question": "What do you call a girl from Alabama who's faster than her brothers?",
   "answer": "A virgin"
 },
 {
   "id": 5164,
   "question": "Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?",
   "answer": "Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America."
 },
 {
   "id": 5165,
   "question": "What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?",
   "answer": "Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5166,
   "question": "How much does a Cockney spend on shampoo?",
   "answer": "Pantene"
 },
 {
   "id": 5167,
   "question": "What is black and starts with \"nig\"?",
   "answer": "Nighttime, you racist bastard."
 },
 {
   "id": 5168,
   "question": "Did Donald Trump make the right choice when picking his running mate?",
   "answer": "It de-Pence on who you ask."
 },
 {
   "id": 5169,
   "question": "What do you call a barstool turned upside down at a gay bar?",
   "answer": "Seating for four!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5170,
   "question": "What do you call a beetle in the bed sheets?",
   "answer": "John Linen"
 },
 {
   "id": 5171,
   "question": "What kind of beans do mummies eat?",
   "answer": "Human beans "
 },
 {
   "id": 5172,
   "question": "Why the USA get silver in synchronized diving?",
   "answer": "Because Steele Johnson always comes second."
 },
 {
   "id": 5173,
   "question": "Did you hear about child molester who plays the piano?",
   "answer": "He was fingering a minor"
 },
 {
   "id": 5174,
   "question": "What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?",
   "answer": "Oh God, not the B's!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5175,
   "question": "What's the difference between donald trump and a bucket of shit?",
   "answer": "the bucket"
 },
 {
   "id": 5176,
   "question": "What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?",
   "answer": "Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not there’s a dog. EDIT: I just started reading Infinite Jest and thought this was a good one to share."
 },
 {
   "id": 5177,
   "question": "What do male prostitutes and Inspector Closeau have in common?",
   "answer": "They're both Peter Sellers"
 },
 {
   "id": 5178,
   "question": "What does a necrozoophiliac do?",
   "answer": "Beat the dead horse. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5179,
   "question": "Cop: \"Did you kill this man?",
   "answer": "Cop: \"Did you kill this man?\" Me: \"No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 5180,
   "question": "How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "Just Juan you racist bastard. The other twelve are sleeping on the floor."
 },
 {
   "id": 5181,
   "question": "What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?",
   "answer": "Zikachu."
 },
 {
   "id": 5182,
   "question": "How do you get a witch pregnant?",
   "answer": "How do you get a witch pregnant?"
 },
 {
   "id": 5183,
   "question": "What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?",
   "answer": "One composes, the other decomposes..."
 },
 {
   "id": 5184,
   "question": "what happens when a nunga bucha walks into a bar?",
   "answer": "he walk in and screams victor and victor screams aaryan."
 },
 {
   "id": 5185,
   "question": "What's the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?",
   "answer": "One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean."
 },
 {
   "id": 5186,
   "question": "Why are Americans so good at shooting?",
   "answer": "They have the best schools for it. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5187,
   "question": "Q: Do you like sex and travel?",
   "answer": "A: Yeah, of course! Reply: Right on, now fuck off."
 },
 {
   "id": 5188,
   "question": "What's the best part about showering with an eight year old girl?",
   "answer": "Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy."
 },
 {
   "id": 5189,
   "question": "Why don't Indians play soccer?",
   "answer": "Every time they get a corner they put a dairy on it."
 },
 {
   "id": 5190,
   "question": "What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?",
   "answer": "I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids."
 },
 {
   "id": 5191,
   "question": "Does anyone else love going into psychosis?",
   "answer": "idk theres just something about it that drives me crazy"
 },
 {
   "id": 5192,
   "question": "What do you tell a kid with two black eyes?",
   "answer": "Nothing. You already told him twice."
 },
 {
   "id": 5193,
   "question": "Guy: Hey baby, do you wanna 68?",
   "answer": "Girl: You mean 69? Guy: No, 68. Girl: What's 68?! Guy: You go down on me and I'll owe you one. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5194,
   "question": "Why did team USA get a silver in Men's Diving?",
   "answer": "Because Steele Johnson always comes second."
 },
 {
   "id": 5195,
   "question": "What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?",
   "answer": "Rage Upon the Latrine"
 },
 {
   "id": 5196,
   "question": "What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?",
   "answer": "Look ma, no hands! "
 },
 {
   "id": 5197,
   "question": "What did the egg say to the other egg?",
   "answer": "Have a eggsellent day."
 },
 {
   "id": 5198,
   "question": "What is the difference between your suicide and the state of syria?",
   "answer": "People are sad that the state of syria failed."
 },
 {
   "id": 5199,
   "question": "What's the difference between some tuna , a piano and some glue ?",
   "answer": "You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna"
 },
 {
   "id": 5200,
   "question": "What do you call an original idea on Reddit?",
   "answer": "A repost."
 },
 {
   "id": 5201,
   "question": "What does a baby look like after a minute in the microwave?",
   "answer": "I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.  "
 },
 {
   "id": 5202,
   "question": "can i ask you two questions?",
   "answer": "Sure Thanks?"
 },
 {
   "id": 5203,
   "question": "What do you call a epileptic roman emperor?",
   "answer": "Just had a Seizure. (too those who dont get it read it out loud quickly) "
 },
 {
   "id": 5204,
   "question": "What is something that you can never eat for breakfast?",
   "answer": "Lunch and dinner."
 },
 {
   "id": 5205,
   "question": "Who was the widest knight at King Arthur's round table?",
   "answer": "Sir Cumference, he ate too much pi "
 },
 {
   "id": 5206,
   "question": "Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?",
   "answer": "To see the front"
 },
 {
   "id": 5207,
   "question": "Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?",
   "answer": "Because they can get their whole grains. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5208,
   "question": "Why did Trump cross the road?",
   "answer": "To escape the Orangutan Sanctuary!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5209,
   "question": "What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?",
   "answer": "At least a zit waits until you're a teenager before it cums on your face! "
 },
 {
   "id": 5210,
   "question": "Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?",
   "answer": "He only Phelps himself."
 },
 {
   "id": 5211,
   "question": "What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?",
   "answer": "He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy."
 },
 {
   "id": 5212,
   "question": "What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?",
   "answer": "The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics."
 },
 {
   "id": 5213,
   "question": "The dad asks his son: \"What has four legs and isn't alive?",
   "answer": "Son: \"nice try, a chair!\" Dad: \"Nope. Our dog just died.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 5214,
   "question": "Did you hear about the old man selling boats in the attic?",
   "answer": "The sails were going through the roof."
 },
 {
   "id": 5215,
   "question": "How do they launch a champagne factory?",
   "answer": "They throw a boat at it."
 },
 {
   "id": 5216,
   "question": "How many babies does it take to paint a room?",
   "answer": "Depends how hard you can throw them."
 },
 {
   "id": 5217,
   "question": "What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?",
   "answer": "I can't remember."
 },
 {
   "id": 5218,
   "question": "Why doesn't anyone go to Coney Island anymore?",
   "answer": "It's too busy."
 },
 {
   "id": 5219,
   "question": "What is Hillary Clinton's favorite sport?",
   "answer": "NASCAR, because it's always heading to the left. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5220,
   "question": "Why are the \"sans\" family of fonts so serious?",
   "answer": "No one wants to be comic sans. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5221,
   "question": "What is an Asian pedophile's favorite soup?",
   "answer": "Cream of SumYungGai"
 },
 {
   "id": 5222,
   "question": "What does a rapper call a Russian Olympians blood?",
   "answer": "Dope!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5223,
   "question": "What do you get when you mix a Japanese and Welsh person?",
   "answer": "Dicks out for her  amb!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5224,
   "question": "Hey girl is there wifi here?",
   "answer": "Cuz i feel a connection"
 },
 {
   "id": 5225,
   "question": "Santa Fe?",
   "answer": "A Scottish Guy is suing an American Quiz show. He was denied the $50000 top prize when he was told he had answered the final question incorrectly. He however insists he was correct in his answer. Here is what he was asked: Question - Where is Santa Fe? Scottish guy's answer - North Pole"
 },
 {
   "id": 5226,
   "question": "What did the Networking manager tell his assistant about working late?",
   "answer": "Tell my wifi won't be home for dinner. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5227,
   "question": "Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?",
   "answer": "because im a black man you racist"
 },
 {
   "id": 5228,
   "question": "What gets greater with age?",
   "answer": "My crippling debt."
 },
 {
   "id": 5229,
   "question": "What is the official cereal for the Rio olympics?",
   "answer": "Cheer-Rios"
 },
 {
   "id": 5230,
   "question": "What do you call an emo vegetable?",
   "answer": "A despair-agus"
 },
 {
   "id": 5231,
   "question": "How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?",
   "answer": "Not too well considering they can't finish a race."
 },
 {
   "id": 5232,
   "question": "Why is it called \"the circle of life\"?",
   "answer": "Because it's pointless."
 },
 {
   "id": 5233,
   "question": "Why was the programmer sexist?",
   "answer": "Because he treats women like objects. EDIT: phrasing"
 },
 {
   "id": 5234,
   "question": "What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?",
   "answer": "haRAMbe"
 },
 {
   "id": 5235,
   "question": "What time of day was Adam born?",
   "answer": "Just a little before Eve "
 },
 {
   "id": 5236,
   "question": "What do you call an old barometer?",
   "answer": "Weathered. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5237,
   "question": "What's the difference?",
   "answer": "What's the difference between a rapist and a pope?"
 },
 {
   "id": 5238,
   "question": "What's the difference between a piano and a fish?",
   "answer": "You can't tuna fish!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5239,
   "question": "Why does no one trust victoria ?",
   "answer": "Because victoria has secrets . "
 },
 {
   "id": 5240,
   "question": "What's a single Scottish man's favourite kind of cookie?",
   "answer": "Mo' lasses"
 },
 {
   "id": 5241,
   "question": "Ever seen an elephant hiding in a cherry tree?",
   "answer": "No? Well, they must be hiding pretty good"
 },
 {
   "id": 5242,
   "question": "What's the best place to hide a boy?",
   "answer": "Page two of Google"
 },
 {
   "id": 5243,
   "question": "What's better than winning a gold medal at the Paralympics?",
   "answer": "Walking"
 },
 {
   "id": 5244,
   "question": "Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?",
   "answer": "Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5245,
   "question": "What's long and hard every time you wake up?",
   "answer": "Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to."
 },
 {
   "id": 5246,
   "question": "What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?",
   "answer": "A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies."
 },
 {
   "id": 5247,
   "question": "Why are white girls so odd?",
   "answer": "Because they literally can't even."
 },
 {
   "id": 5248,
   "question": "Knock knock knock knock knock. Who's there?",
   "answer": "Michael J Fox"
 },
 {
   "id": 5249,
   "question": "What was the burglar doing in Wayne Manor?",
   "answer": "He was Robin."
 },
 {
   "id": 5250,
   "question": "What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?",
   "answer": "A jet engine stops whining after it lands"
 },
 {
   "id": 5251,
   "question": "Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?",
   "answer": "Because they can dress foreless."
 },
 {
   "id": 5252,
   "question": "What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?",
   "answer": "\"Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!\" "
 },
 {
   "id": 5253,
   "question": "How many millennials does it take to screw in a light bulb?",
   "answer": "None, it's already lit fam."
 },
 {
   "id": 5254,
   "question": "Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?",
   "answer": "Because Allah likes digimon"
 },
 {
   "id": 5255,
   "question": "How many pornstars does it take to screw in a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "Two, and a really big lightbulb."
 },
 {
   "id": 5256,
   "question": "Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?",
   "answer": "Because it was rated R."
 },
 {
   "id": 5257,
   "question": "Whats the difference between a priest and acne?",
   "answer": "One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face."
 },
 {
   "id": 5258,
   "question": "How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?",
   "answer": "The quality of the sandwich."
 },
 {
   "id": 5259,
   "question": "What do terrorists eat?",
   "answer": "Allah snack bar. They say its the bomb!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5260,
   "question": "Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?",
   "answer": "Katy Perry"
 },
 {
   "id": 5261,
   "question": "What does Uncle Vernon not do today?",
   "answer": "Post."
 },
 {
   "id": 5262,
   "question": "What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?",
   "answer": "Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones"
 },
 {
   "id": 5263,
   "question": "Have you guys seen Stevie Wonder's new concert?",
   "answer": "Neither has him."
 },
 {
   "id": 5264,
   "question": "How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?",
   "answer": "I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( )."
 },
 {
   "id": 5265,
   "question": "Why is Hitler's Favorite Animal the Cheetah?",
   "answer": "Because they are the Facist animals within existence."
 },
 {
   "id": 5266,
   "question": "What do you call the underground slave trade?",
   "answer": "The black market."
 },
 {
   "id": 5267,
   "question": "Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?",
   "answer": "Because they take a steroid."
 },
 {
   "id": 5268,
   "question": "What do you call an Arab who owns a goat and a camel?",
   "answer": "Bisexual."
 },
 {
   "id": 5269,
   "question": "What do you call a big polish wiener?",
   "answer": "Polska Kielbasa."
 },
 {
   "id": 5270,
   "question": "How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?",
   "answer": "You ask."
 },
 {
   "id": 5271,
   "question": "What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?",
   "answer": "The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."
 },
 {
   "id": 5272,
   "question": "drity What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%?",
   "answer": "Her wedding cake."
 },
 {
   "id": 5273,
   "question": "My coffee tastes like dirt! What gives?",
   "answer": "It's fresh ground."
 },
 {
   "id": 5274,
   "question": "Who is the commander of cheese?",
   "answer": "Sargento"
 },
 {
   "id": 5275,
   "question": "What did a binary number say to another?",
   "answer": "I'm the one, you zero!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5276,
   "question": "What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic grocery bag?",
   "answer": "One is made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with... And the other carries groceries."
 },
 {
   "id": 5277,
   "question": "Why don't the French need air conditioner?",
   "answer": "They use 2-in-1 shampoo"
 },
 {
   "id": 5278,
   "question": "What did the ocean say to the shore?",
   "answer": "Nothing, it just waved."
 },
 {
   "id": 5279,
   "question": "What's the hardest part to eat about a vegetable?",
   "answer": "The wheelchair"
 },
 {
   "id": 5280,
   "question": "What do Windows and a submarine have in common?",
   "answer": "If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin."
 },
 {
   "id": 5281,
   "question": "what did the cemetery dude say when he buried the wrong guy?",
   "answer": "i made a grave mistake"
 },
 {
   "id": 5282,
   "question": "You know about Pizza Hut?",
   "answer": "More like Pizza Butt"
 },
 {
   "id": 5283,
   "question": "What does the founder of Playboy say when he gets wrongfully imprisoned?",
   "answer": "'Hugh Hefner right to do this!'"
 },
 {
   "id": 5284,
   "question": "What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?",
   "answer": "A-lou-AK-bar."
 },
 {
   "id": 5285,
   "question": "Where do fat people live?",
   "answer": "Obe-city"
 },
 {
   "id": 5286,
   "question": "What kind of sick bird is against the law?",
   "answer": "an ill eagle"
 },
 {
   "id": 5287,
   "question": "How do you know that a joke is a repost?",
   "answer": "Don't worry. Some asshole will tell you."
 },
 {
   "id": 5288,
   "question": "What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?",
   "answer": "Back my Smitch Up!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5289,
   "question": "Why can you trust saggy boobs?",
   "answer": "Because they're ex-perts"
 },
 {
   "id": 5290,
   "question": "How many rainbows does it take to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "The white amount."
 },
 {
   "id": 5291,
   "question": "Why did the swarm of mosquitoes kill a loner mosquito & robbed it of it's bloodbank?",
   "answer": "It sucked a lot. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5292,
   "question": "What did Delaware?",
   "answer": "A New Jersey"
 },
 {
   "id": 5293,
   "question": "What's big, white and f**ks New Zealanders?",
   "answer": "Mt. Erebus"
 },
 {
   "id": 5294,
   "question": "What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?",
   "answer": "A zombie."
 },
 {
   "id": 5295,
   "question": "What do you call pasta that someone chokes on?",
   "answer": "Ralveoli."
 },
 {
   "id": 5296,
   "question": "Who built the round table?",
   "answer": "Sir Cumference"
 },
 {
   "id": 5297,
   "question": "Why are oceans so salty?",
   "answer": "Because the Earth is always tilted."
 },
 {
   "id": 5298,
   "question": "Who was the most well known Jewish cook?",
   "answer": "Hitler!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5299,
   "question": "What's cold and comes in April?",
   "answer": "Her dad."
 },
 {
   "id": 5300,
   "question": "What is the same about Subway sandwiches and Jared Fogle's porn collection?",
   "answer": "Everything is 12 or under."
 },
 {
   "id": 5301,
   "question": "What do you call a man with a vagina?",
   "answer": "Anything, just don't call him late for dinner. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5302,
   "question": "How do you make a 'feature wall' in Alaska?",
   "answer": "With a shotgun suicide."
 },
 {
   "id": 5303,
   "question": "What do you call it when everyone is behaving on a cruise ship?",
   "answer": "Cruise control.  LOL fuck everyone hahahaha 666SATAN666"
 },
 {
   "id": 5304,
   "question": "What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?",
   "answer": "Call a big toe truck."
 },
 {
   "id": 5305,
   "question": "What did God say to the deviled egg?",
   "answer": "Nothing. God is a fictitious construct and deviled eggs are chicken embryos filled with condiments. Find something better to do with your time.  "
 },
 {
   "id": 5306,
   "question": "You know who really did 9/11?",
   "answer": "AL- qaeda"
 },
 {
   "id": 5307,
   "question": "What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?",
   "answer": "\"Define intervention.\" Came up with this today at work. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5308,
   "question": "How will a black chef start with his recipe?",
   "answer": "First we steal two Eggs"
 },
 {
   "id": 5309,
   "question": "Did you hear about the author who wrote a book during her time of the month?",
   "answer": "It was a period piece."
 },
 {
   "id": 5310,
   "question": "What is the most racist (and ignorant) musical instrument?",
   "answer": "The Trumpet."
 },
 {
   "id": 5311,
   "question": "What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?",
   "answer": "A polar bear."
 },
 {
   "id": 5312,
   "question": "What happens when you heavily water farmland?",
   "answer": "The plot thickens."
 },
 {
   "id": 5313,
   "question": "What is white and inside a baby's diaper?",
   "answer": "Michael Jackson's ghost's hand."
 },
 {
   "id": 5314,
   "question": "Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?",
   "answer": "Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh."
 },
 {
   "id": 5315,
   "question": "What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?",
   "answer": "A Luter."
 },
 {
   "id": 5316,
   "question": "When did Hitler let his dog eat his homework?",
   "answer": "When it was Jew."
 },
 {
   "id": 5317,
   "question": "What's the definition of a Wookiee?",
   "answer": "Someone who doesn't have any expewience"
 },
 {
   "id": 5318,
   "question": "What did the policeman say to his stomach?",
   "answer": "Your under a vest"
 },
 {
   "id": 5319,
   "question": "Why are there no Jewish people in jail?",
   "answer": "Because they ate all the lox. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5320,
   "question": "What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?",
   "answer": "A doctor"
 },
 {
   "id": 5321,
   "question": "What do you call a sophisticated American?",
   "answer": "Canadian"
 },
 {
   "id": 5322,
   "question": "What do you call a dead magician?",
   "answer": "Abra Cadaver. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5323,
   "question": "Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?",
   "answer": "Buds before suds, bro."
 },
 {
   "id": 5324,
   "question": "What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?",
   "answer": "Having half a screaming child on your hands."
 },
 {
   "id": 5325,
   "question": "What's worse than your mother-in-law?",
   "answer": "My mother-in-law."
 },
 {
   "id": 5326,
   "question": "What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?",
   "answer": "That I will open the door"
 },
 {
   "id": 5327,
   "question": "What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?",
   "answer": "Vladimir Gluten"
 },
 {
   "id": 5328,
   "question": "How does a mustache support his family in the event of his untimely death?",
   "answer": "By investing in a shavings account. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5329,
   "question": "[Corny] What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?",
   "answer": "Yello?"
 },
 {
   "id": 5330,
   "question": "Why would John Wilkes Booth kill Abraham Lincoln?",
   "answer": "You would too if the guy in front of you at the Theatre was wearing a Top Hat!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5331,
   "question": "What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?",
   "answer": "The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you."
 },
 {
   "id": 5332,
   "question": "How would you describe the average bully?",
   "answer": "Mean."
 },
 {
   "id": 5333,
   "question": "What do you call a word with two W's and one K?",
   "answer": "Awkward."
 },
 {
   "id": 5334,
   "question": "What do politicians and diapers have in common?",
   "answer": "Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason."
 },
 {
   "id": 5335,
   "question": "Have you ever been to a party where you didn't know anyone?",
   "answer": "An quittance of Joe said: \"Have you ever been to a party\" Joe responded: \"yes\" The Acquaintance replied: \"Yeah but like one where you were randomly invited and didn't know anyone there\" Joe quickly replied: \"Yeah, I have actually\" The Acquaintance said surprised: \"Really? which one?\" Joe: \"My schools' after prom party\"."
 },
 {
   "id": 5336,
   "question": "I have to poop, what should i do?",
   "answer": "shitpost"
 },
 {
   "id": 5337,
   "question": "How is Drake similar to someone with dysuria?",
   "answer": "They both spit fire"
 },
 {
   "id": 5338,
   "question": "What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?",
   "answer": "Hit."
 },
 {
   "id": 5339,
   "question": "What is a relationship?",
   "answer": "It's the one that always sinks...."
 },
 {
   "id": 5340,
   "question": "What is pink and fluffy?",
   "answer": "Pink Fluff! What is blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding it's breath!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5341,
   "question": "How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?",
   "answer": "They both steal your bike."
 },
 {
   "id": 5342,
   "question": "What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common?",
   "answer": "The longer you play with it, the harder it gets. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5343,
   "question": "What can't you spell without the letters p-e-n-i-s?",
   "answer": "Happiness... you dirty bastards"
 },
 {
   "id": 5344,
   "question": "Who goes to female prostitutes? Men. Who goes to male prostitutes?",
   "answer": "Men. credit: "
 },
 {
   "id": 5345,
   "question": "What do you call it when stoners split a check?",
   "answer": "High finance."
 },
 {
   "id": 5346,
   "question": "What's a horrible icebreaker?",
   "answer": "The titanic"
 },
 {
   "id": 5347,
   "question": "What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?",
   "answer": "A pepperonly pizza!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5348,
   "question": "What is the Beatles' favourite social media site?",
   "answer": "REDDIT BE"
 },
 {
   "id": 5349,
   "question": "What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?",
   "answer": "A prestidigitator tot!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5350,
   "question": "Imagine if your roommate made you watch a movie and left 10 mins into it. Dick move, right?",
   "answer": "My point is old people shouldn't get to vote "
 },
 {
   "id": 5351,
   "question": "How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?",
   "answer": "He used the Cross Walk. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5352,
   "question": "What do you call a shorn sheep in a New Zealand bar?",
   "answer": "A skimpy."
 },
 {
   "id": 5353,
   "question": "What's Hillary Clinton's key to success?",
   "answer": "The Delete Key"
 },
 {
   "id": 5354,
   "question": "How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": ".....change??"
 },
 {
   "id": 5355,
   "question": "What does an IT guy use for birth control?",
   "answer": "His personality. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5356,
   "question": "How do you starve a Jewish man?",
   "answer": "Put his coupons under his charity pamphlet."
 },
 {
   "id": 5357,
   "question": "What's black and never works?",
   "answer": "Decaf coffee."
 },
 {
   "id": 5358,
   "question": "Why are the old trees always yelling?",
   "answer": "They were all petrified. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5359,
   "question": "What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?",
   "answer": "You want flies with that?"
 },
 {
   "id": 5360,
   "question": "Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?",
   "answer": "The children always end up with lice in their hair."
 },
 {
   "id": 5361,
   "question": "What do you call a masturbating cow?",
   "answer": "Beef Stroganoff. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5362,
   "question": "What do you call a Female PeaCOCK ?",
   "answer": "A PeaCUNT"
 },
 {
   "id": 5363,
   "question": "What do you call it when Batman skips church?",
   "answer": "Christian Bales"
 },
 {
   "id": 5364,
   "question": "What did God say to all the Jews, Christians and Muslims of the world?",
   "answer": "nothing "
 },
 {
   "id": 5365,
   "question": "If you got into an accident with Hillary and Trump, who would you rescue?",
   "answer": "America"
 },
 {
   "id": 5366,
   "question": "Why do you call a person with 3 legs?",
   "answer": "Mutated"
 },
 {
   "id": 5367,
   "question": "Are you made of Copper and Tellurium?",
   "answer": "Because you are CuTe Credits to Life is Strange video game. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5368,
   "question": "What happened to Kim Jong?",
   "answer": "He was ill."
 },
 {
   "id": 5369,
   "question": "What do you say to the midget prostitute?",
   "answer": "\"Don't you think you're selling yourself short?\""
 },
 {
   "id": 5370,
   "question": "What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?",
   "answer": "A cheetah "
 },
 {
   "id": 5371,
   "question": "What do you call sixty female pigs and forty male deer?",
   "answer": "A hundred sows and bucks."
 },
 {
   "id": 5372,
   "question": "How do you blindfold a chinese person?",
   "answer": "With dental floss"
 },
 {
   "id": 5373,
   "question": "How can you attract a group of like minded friends?",
   "answer": "This clique bait will shock you!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5374,
   "question": "Where did little John go after the explosion?",
   "answer": "Everywhere."
 },
 {
   "id": 5375,
   "question": "What do you call a painter with a brown finger?",
   "answer": "Picasso"
 },
 {
   "id": 5376,
   "question": "What is Bill Clinton's favorite song from Hamilton?",
   "answer": "Say No To This."
 },
 {
   "id": 5377,
   "question": "Whats the Difference between a Third-Wave Feminist and a Pencil?",
   "answer": "The pencil has a point"
 },
 {
   "id": 5378,
   "question": "What do you call an earthquake in NYC?",
   "answer": "Harlem Shake."
 },
 {
   "id": 5379,
   "question": "How do African mermaids cover their breasts?",
   "answer": "They use sea bras."
 },
 {
   "id": 5380,
   "question": "What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?",
   "answer": "A Zikachu"
 },
 {
   "id": 5381,
   "question": "[OC] What is Hillary Clinton's favorite video game?",
   "answer": "Super-Pac man."
 },
 {
   "id": 5382,
   "question": "How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?",
   "answer": "\"Allahu Akhbarrrr\""
 },
 {
   "id": 5383,
   "question": "What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?",
   "answer": "E.T learned English and wanted to go home."
 },
 {
   "id": 5384,
   "question": "What do you call fake shit?",
   "answer": "Shampoo"
 },
 {
   "id": 5385,
   "question": "What do you call a body builder?",
   "answer": "Jim."
 },
 {
   "id": 5386,
   "question": "How do you offend a comedian?",
   "answer": "You tell them a bad joke."
 },
 {
   "id": 5387,
   "question": "What did the saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?",
   "answer": "\"Man, if we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 5388,
   "question": "What is Donald Trump's favorite song?",
   "answer": "Wonderwall Mexican cover"
 },
 {
   "id": 5389,
   "question": "How do you hear a hormone?",
   "answer": "Pay $100 for 30 minutes"
 },
 {
   "id": 5390,
   "question": "What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?",
   "answer": "RPM ( Revolutions Per Minute )"
 },
 {
   "id": 5391,
   "question": "What will kill you on leg day?",
   "answer": "Suicide squat."
 },
 {
   "id": 5392,
   "question": "How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?",
   "answer": "Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool"
 },
 {
   "id": 5393,
   "question": "How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?",
   "answer": "Buckaneer "
 },
 {
   "id": 5394,
   "question": "What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?",
   "answer": "[removed]"
 },
 {
   "id": 5395,
   "question": "How many \"a man walks into a bar\" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground."
 },
 {
   "id": 5396,
   "question": "What's an SJW's favourite animal?",
   "answer": "A Pander."
 },
 {
   "id": 5397,
   "question": "What's the difference between Valve and uranium?",
   "answer": "Uranium gets to its half-life on time."
 },
 {
   "id": 5398,
   "question": "Why couldn't the hippie be saved from drowning?",
   "answer": "He was too far out man."
 },
 {
   "id": 5399,
   "question": "What's Donald's true political party?",
   "answer": "Whig"
 },
 {
   "id": 5400,
   "question": "How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5401,
   "question": "At church, what three words are foremost in a bride's mind on her wedding day?",
   "answer": "\"Aisle,altar,hymn.”"
 },
 {
   "id": 5402,
   "question": "How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?",
   "answer": "\"Please Get Out The Pool\""
 },
 {
   "id": 5403,
   "question": "What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?",
   "answer": "Have it Yahweh"
 },
 {
   "id": 5404,
   "question": "What do you call a dumb cop?",
   "answer": "A LEOtard."
 },
 {
   "id": 5405,
   "question": "Why did Batman go to the corner store?",
   "answer": "FOR JUST ICE"
 },
 {
   "id": 5406,
   "question": "What do you call a gay dinosaur?",
   "answer": "A Megasoreass"
 },
 {
   "id": 5407,
   "question": "What do hipsters call breast milk?",
   "answer": "Tit tea."
 },
 {
   "id": 5408,
   "question": "What's the difference between a weatherman and an overweight doctor that handles the urinary tract?",
   "answer": "One's a meteorologist and the other's a meaty urologist."
 },
 {
   "id": 5409,
   "question": "What does an injured gyro say?",
   "answer": "\"I falafel.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 5410,
   "question": "What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?",
   "answer": "Usain Bolt can actually finish a race."
 },
 {
   "id": 5411,
   "question": "Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete ?",
   "answer": "Because they lost an I."
 },
 {
   "id": 5412,
   "question": "Where are you most likely to drown?",
   "answer": " "
 },
 {
   "id": 5413,
   "question": "What's the hardest part about stir-frying vegetables?",
   "answer": "You're gonna need a hell of a big wok to fit a wheelchair."
 },
 {
   "id": 5414,
   "question": "What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?",
   "answer": "Baby elephants."
 },
 {
   "id": 5415,
   "question": "You know what would be a hilarious prank?",
   "answer": "Make people study for 18 years and dont give them a job. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5416,
   "question": "What do you call a fish with no eyes?",
   "answer": "Dinner"
 },
 {
   "id": 5417,
   "question": "What's the difference between a bonus and a penis?",
   "answer": "A wife will blow a bonus."
 },
 {
   "id": 5418,
   "question": "What are cranes made of?",
   "answer": "Cranium."
 },
 {
   "id": 5419,
   "question": "What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?",
   "answer": "A harumble."
 },
 {
   "id": 5420,
   "question": "Did you hear that one about Alzheimers?",
   "answer": "... I forgot it."
 },
 {
   "id": 5421,
   "question": "What's a shitpost dad?",
   "answer": "Respond to this post or else your mother will die in her sleep tonight"
 },
 {
   "id": 5422,
   "question": "How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?",
   "answer": "They take their prison population and school population to Rio."
 },
 {
   "id": 5423,
   "question": "Has anyone listened to the hottest boy band from Mexico?",
   "answer": "I heard they're called Juan Direction"
 },
 {
   "id": 5424,
   "question": "Why was the man always pissy when he got home from work?",
   "answer": "Because he was a urologist."
 },
 {
   "id": 5425,
   "question": "What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?",
   "answer": "The US elections. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5426,
   "question": "Did Anne Frank have a good time at camp?",
   "answer": "Of course! She said it was a gas!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5427,
   "question": "'One two three' cat and 'Un deux trois' cat decided to have a boat race. Who won?",
   "answer": "'One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank."
 },
 {
   "id": 5428,
   "question": "What’s funky and fits in a cardboard box?",
   "answer": "A homeless epileptic."
 },
 {
   "id": 5429,
   "question": "What is a pirate's favorite pastime?",
   "answer": "Rape. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5430,
   "question": "What do you call a movie about dancing robots?",
   "answer": "Step up: transformers :v"
 },
 {
   "id": 5431,
   "question": "What do you get when you multiply 1,654,835,583 to 5,687,423,908?",
   "answer": "A headache."
 },
 {
   "id": 5432,
   "question": "What is Russia's favorite imported product?",
   "answer": "Ukraine."
 },
 {
   "id": 5433,
   "question": "What's slimy, long and smells like pork?",
   "answer": "Kermit the Frog's Finger."
 },
 {
   "id": 5434,
   "question": "Why did the celiac patient have to skip leg-day?",
   "answer": "Because he's allergic to glutes"
 },
 {
   "id": 5435,
   "question": "What's the difference between Trump and Hitler?",
   "answer": "Hitler never raped a 13 year old."
 },
 {
   "id": 5436,
   "question": "What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?",
   "answer": "A seizure salad."
 },
 {
   "id": 5437,
   "question": "Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?",
   "answer": "One blows up kids, the other gets blown  by them."
 },
 {
   "id": 5438,
   "question": "What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant?",
   "answer": "Are ya?"
 },
 {
   "id": 5439,
   "question": "Mum why am i getting my Christmas present in August?",
   "answer": "Because its cheaper than chemo."
 },
 {
   "id": 5440,
   "question": "Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?",
   "answer": "Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago."
 },
 {
   "id": 5441,
   "question": "What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?",
   "answer": "Batman can go out at night without Robin"
 },
 {
   "id": 5442,
   "question": "Did you hear that the Expendables cast is making a movie about classical composers?",
   "answer": "Arnold Schwarzenegger said, \"I'll be Bach.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 5443,
   "question": "What's the difference between a vegetable and a fruit?",
   "answer": "One is in a coma, and the other is gay."
 },
 {
   "id": 5444,
   "question": "Why did the chicken cross the rogue?",
   "answer": "To get to the other side."
 },
 {
   "id": 5445,
   "question": "Where do cat astronauts go?",
   "answer": "Meowterspace"
 },
 {
   "id": 5446,
   "question": "What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?",
   "answer": "A pimple only comes on your face after puberty. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5447,
   "question": "What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?",
   "answer": "A cusstomer"
 },
 {
   "id": 5448,
   "question": "What do you call a group of emos?",
   "answer": "The Suicide Squad"
 },
 {
   "id": 5449,
   "question": "What the hell is Minecraft?",
   "answer": "Hitler's lesser known, second, book about his love of knitting."
 },
 {
   "id": 5450,
   "question": "What do you call a naked potato?",
   "answer": "A spuddy in the nuddy! "
 },
 {
   "id": 5451,
   "question": "Who has two thumbs and a concealed identity?",
   "answer": "Disguise!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5452,
   "question": "Why can't you fool the aborted baby?",
   "answer": "It wasn't born yesterday."
 },
 {
   "id": 5453,
   "question": "Do all black people have a problem with slavery?",
   "answer": "Or just mine?"
 },
 {
   "id": 5454,
   "question": "What do people with mommy issues wear?",
   "answer": "Oedipal panties. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5455,
   "question": "What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?",
   "answer": "A wok on."
 },
 {
   "id": 5456,
   "question": "How do you make an ugly baby?",
   "answer": "Ask your parents."
 },
 {
   "id": 5457,
   "question": "What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?",
   "answer": "Ow, mitosis!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5458,
   "question": "What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?",
   "answer": "You might think it's II, but his true love be the C."
 },
 {
   "id": 5459,
   "question": "how did the bananas get away from the cops?",
   "answer": "They split up."
 },
 {
   "id": 5460,
   "question": "What do you get when you cross a turd and a mailbox?",
   "answer": "Shitpost."
 },
 {
   "id": 5461,
   "question": "What did the clock say to the other clock after she gave him a handjob?",
   "answer": "now give me a second hand job"
 },
 {
   "id": 5462,
   "question": "How do you tell when a woman has an orgasm?",
   "answer": "Who cares"
 },
 {
   "id": 5463,
   "question": "How does a racist joke start?",
   "answer": "A small loan of a million dollars. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5464,
   "question": "Why do dog lick their balls?",
   "answer": "Because they can"
 },
 {
   "id": 5465,
   "question": "What's colorless and smells sweet?",
   "answer": "Chloroform SHHHH.."
 },
 {
   "id": 5466,
   "question": "What do girls and noodles have in common?",
   "answer": "They both wiggle when you eat them."
 },
 {
   "id": 5467,
   "question": "What do you call 5 blacks having sex?",
   "answer": "A threesome"
 },
 {
   "id": 5468,
   "question": "What would cause the primary model to fail?",
   "answer": "If the creator were to forget to rig it!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5469,
   "question": "What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?",
   "answer": "Omelette!!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5470,
   "question": "What do you call a dog that is also a magician?",
   "answer": "A Labracadabrador."
 },
 {
   "id": 5471,
   "question": "How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?",
   "answer": "You switch the 'n' with 'q'."
 },
 {
   "id": 5472,
   "question": "What do you call a Black, Jewish man on the moon?",
   "answer": "An astronaut you fucking racist"
 },
 {
   "id": 5473,
   "question": "What did Jesus say to Peter?",
   "answer": "Hebrew"
 },
 {
   "id": 5474,
   "question": "What's a homotron?",
   "answer": "Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5475,
   "question": "What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?",
   "answer": "I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake."
 },
 {
   "id": 5476,
   "question": "What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?",
   "answer": "NOTHING....!!!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5477,
   "question": "What's the difference between sod and a fat chick?",
   "answer": "Nothing, sooner or later they will both be laid by a Mexican"
 },
 {
   "id": 5478,
   "question": "What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?",
   "answer": "Coconuts have hair"
 },
 {
   "id": 5479,
   "question": "How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?",
   "answer": "A buccaneer! "
 },
 {
   "id": 5480,
   "question": "What is a Squirrels favorite joke?",
   "answer": "A-corny joke."
 },
 {
   "id": 5481,
   "question": "What's the best thing about Switzerland?",
   "answer": "I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus."
 },
 {
   "id": 5482,
   "question": "What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?",
   "answer": "Post on Sundays."
 },
 {
   "id": 5483,
   "question": "What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?",
   "answer": "Back to school ads"
 },
 {
   "id": 5484,
   "question": "How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?",
   "answer": "He's looking over his shoulder"
 },
 {
   "id": 5485,
   "question": "Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?",
   "answer": "North West"
 },
 {
   "id": 5486,
   "question": "What do you call a black guy in a museum?",
   "answer": "Antique farm equipment"
 },
 {
   "id": 5487,
   "question": "What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?",
   "answer": "Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5488,
   "question": "What do you call a discount sauna?",
   "answer": "A steam sale"
 },
 {
   "id": 5489,
   "question": "What does a perverted frog say?",
   "answer": "Rubbit"
 },
 {
   "id": 5490,
   "question": "What do you get when you cross my mom and my dad?",
   "answer": "I don't know but my dad said it was a mistake :D"
 },
 {
   "id": 5491,
   "question": "What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?",
   "answer": "An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one."
 },
 {
   "id": 5492,
   "question": "What's the definition of 'vagina'?",
   "answer": "The box the penis comes in!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5493,
   "question": "Did you know that people from Dubai don't like \"the Flintstones\"?",
   "answer": "... but Abu Dhabi do!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5494,
   "question": "You know the 'Done' button you press to exit a video?",
   "answer": "How come it only sounds judgy and sarcastic after I've finished jacking off?"
 },
 {
   "id": 5495,
   "question": "What do you call a group of gay cavemen?",
   "answer": "Homo erectus."
 },
 {
   "id": 5496,
   "question": "What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?",
   "answer": "Boko Harambe"
 },
 {
   "id": 5497,
   "question": "Why was Sevilla FC closed down?",
   "answer": "They were documented to have sold Coke. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5498,
   "question": "What did one pile of wood chips say to the other?",
   "answer": "Nothing. They weren't mulch for conversation."
 },
 {
   "id": 5499,
   "question": "How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?",
   "answer": "Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools."
 },
 {
   "id": 5500,
   "question": "What is the bogeyman's greatest fear?",
   "answer": "Coming out of the closet."
 },
 {
   "id": 5501,
   "question": "Corny Joke: What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?",
   "answer": "You get a cobbler! "
 },
 {
   "id": 5502,
   "question": "What does a house wear?",
   "answer": "Address! "
 },
 {
   "id": 5503,
   "question": "What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?",
   "answer": "Baghdad!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5504,
   "question": "Why don't witches wear panties?",
   "answer": "Because they need to grip the broom! "
 },
 {
   "id": 5505,
   "question": "What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?",
   "answer": "\"Is this a tumblr meetup?\""
 },
 {
   "id": 5506,
   "question": "How do you open a door underwater?",
   "answer": "You swimming pull"
 },
 {
   "id": 5507,
   "question": "It's April 1st!?",
   "answer": "Julying!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5508,
   "question": "Why are so many computer scientists atheists?",
   "answer": "Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail."
 },
 {
   "id": 5509,
   "question": "What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?",
   "answer": "A hippocratic hypocrite."
 },
 {
   "id": 5510,
   "question": "What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?",
   "answer": "The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine"
 },
 {
   "id": 5511,
   "question": "What does the word 'gay' mean?",
   "answer": "asked a son to his father. \"It means 'happy,'\" replied the father. \"Oh,\" contested the son, \"so are you gay, then?\" \"No, son, I have a wife.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 5512,
   "question": "What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?",
   "answer": "You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it."
 },
 {
   "id": 5513,
   "question": "Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?",
   "answer": "He overslept."
 },
 {
   "id": 5514,
   "question": "What do blondes and tornado's have in common?",
   "answer": "There is a lot of blowing and sucking at first, but in the end you lose your home!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5515,
   "question": "Have you heard about the guy whose whole left side got shaved by a train?",
   "answer": "I heard he is all right now"
 },
 {
   "id": 5516,
   "question": "where is your husband?",
   "answer": "Chasing pokemons... "
 },
 {
   "id": 5517,
   "question": "What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on tuesday?",
   "answer": "Kim Kardashian's face."
 },
 {
   "id": 5518,
   "question": "When can women make you a millionaire?",
   "answer": "When you're a billionaire."
 },
 {
   "id": 5519,
   "question": "What's black, blue and doesn't look too well?",
   "answer": "Stevie Wonder"
 },
 {
   "id": 5520,
   "question": "What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?",
   "answer": "They both can't reach really far."
 },
 {
   "id": 5521,
   "question": "What did the thief say when someone was about to go get his attention?",
   "answer": "\"You owe me five billion million gajillion bucks coz I turned into a human and run for a president. The other half doesn’t have the money to pay, and that he would kill himself soon."
 },
 {
   "id": 5522,
   "question": "Why is depressed clothing so convenient?",
   "answer": "It hangs itself"
 },
 {
   "id": 5523,
   "question": "How do you get a Jew to shower?",
   "answer": "Offer him a free train ticket"
 },
 {
   "id": 5524,
   "question": "Where is Sith Lord's favorite place to shop?",
   "answer": "Darth Mall."
 },
 {
   "id": 5525,
   "question": "What is a teenage girl's best friend?",
   "answer": "Passive-Aggression"
 },
 {
   "id": 5526,
   "question": "What's orange and has four wheels?",
   "answer": "Donald Trump. I lied about the wheels."
 },
 {
   "id": 5527,
   "question": "Why do white girls always walk around in groups of 3?",
   "answer": "Because they can't even!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5528,
   "question": "What's the difference between the G-Spot and a Golf Ball?",
   "answer": "A guy will actually spend time searching for a Golf Ball. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5529,
   "question": "What do you call a female Native American hip hop artist?",
   "answer": "Arapahoe"
 },
 {
   "id": 5530,
   "question": "Did you hear about the Transformers creepy uncle?",
   "answer": "Gropetemis Prime."
 },
 {
   "id": 5531,
   "question": "Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?",
   "answer": "To get to the school yard."
 },
 {
   "id": 5532,
   "question": "What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the olympic games ?",
   "answer": "To be put out."
 },
 {
   "id": 5533,
   "question": "What time is it in India?",
   "answer": "7-Eleven on the dot."
 },
 {
   "id": 5534,
   "question": "What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?",
   "answer": "Your spine Edit: Thanks guys, made it to the front page. Was my first joke and   spine joke on Reddit. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5535,
   "question": "what colour were Kurt Cobain's eyes?",
   "answer": "blue one blew this way, one blew that way"
 },
 {
   "id": 5536,
   "question": "What state has the smallest soft drinks?",
   "answer": "Minisoda"
 },
 {
   "id": 5537,
   "question": "You know why you can't play Uno with Mexicans?",
   "answer": "They steal all the green cards!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5538,
   "question": "Why do they evacuate women and children first?",
   "answer": "You can't fix shit with all that screaming and crying. (  Check #2 here:  )"
 },
 {
   "id": 5539,
   "question": "Did you hear about the guy in Egypt that didn't think he was drowning?",
   "answer": "He was in dah Nile."
 },
 {
   "id": 5540,
   "question": "Why did Bill Gates get sick?",
   "answer": "Because he left the Windows open."
 },
 {
   "id": 5541,
   "question": "What did the ceiling fan say?",
   "answer": "YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5542,
   "question": "How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?",
   "answer": "You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5543,
   "question": "What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?",
   "answer": "White Vans"
 },
 {
   "id": 5544,
   "question": "What did the buffalo say to his son when he came out to be bisexual?",
   "answer": "It's okay, we're Bi-son."
 },
 {
   "id": 5545,
   "question": "How does a Reaver clean his spear?",
   "answer": "He puts it in the Wash."
 },
 {
   "id": 5546,
   "question": "What has 2 legs but can not walk?",
   "answer": "A cripple. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5547,
   "question": "How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?",
   "answer": "It tears your apart."
 },
 {
   "id": 5548,
   "question": "Why do lobsters make bad lovers?",
   "answer": "They're shellfish in bed."
 },
 {
   "id": 5549,
   "question": "What would you call a social media marketing genius?",
   "answer": "Masterbaiter"
 },
 {
   "id": 5550,
   "question": "What's worse then finding a worm in your apple?",
   "answer": "A bad anti-joke"
 },
 {
   "id": 5551,
   "question": "What do you call an Indian guy who's looking for a date?",
   "answer": "Tinder"
 },
 {
   "id": 5552,
   "question": "Do you know the difference between a suppository and a pineapple?",
   "answer": "Try sticking a pineapple in your ass, then tell me"
 },
 {
   "id": 5553,
   "question": "How do you get in the 'Public Urination Club'?",
   "answer": "Walk up to the nearest police officer and you're in."
 },
 {
   "id": 5554,
   "question": "What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?",
   "answer": "People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do"
 },
 {
   "id": 5555,
   "question": "Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?",
   "answer": "Because you remove them."
 },
 {
   "id": 5556,
   "question": "Want to hear a funny presidential joke?",
   "answer": "Donald Trump. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5557,
   "question": "What do you call a stay at home dad?",
   "answer": "Unemployed. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5558,
   "question": "What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?",
   "answer": "Wheeeeeee!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5559,
   "question": "Want to hear a gay joke?",
   "answer": "Seven."
 },
 {
   "id": 5560,
   "question": "whats a muslims favorite kind of pepper?",
   "answer": "allahpeno"
 },
 {
   "id": 5561,
   "question": "Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?",
   "answer": "Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5562,
   "question": "What did the dead magician say?",
   "answer": "Abra-cadaver"
 },
 {
   "id": 5563,
   "question": "Who is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?",
   "answer": "Christopher Walken"
 },
 {
   "id": 5564,
   "question": "Why wasn't the vampire killed?",
   "answer": "The vampire hunter made a miss-stake."
 },
 {
   "id": 5565,
   "question": "What do you call a gay fly?",
   "answer": "a maggot"
 },
 {
   "id": 5566,
   "question": "What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?",
   "answer": "They both used to be on top gear."
 },
 {
   "id": 5567,
   "question": "What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield?",
   "answer": "Its arsehole."
 },
 {
   "id": 5568,
   "question": "Why God impregnated Mary?",
   "answer": "Because instead of \"Oh Joseph! Cum in me!\", Mary said \"Oh God! Cum in me!\""
 },
 {
   "id": 5569,
   "question": "What do you call a blowjob from a vampire?",
   "answer": "Blood sausage."
 },
 {
   "id": 5570,
   "question": "What did Ash tell his Pokemon?",
   "answer": "Pokemon Go! "
 },
 {
   "id": 5571,
   "question": "What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?",
   "answer": "An incorporation."
 },
 {
   "id": 5572,
   "question": "What were the political views of the librarian?",
   "answer": "She wanted open borders."
 },
 {
   "id": 5573,
   "question": "What did the father Buffalo say to his son as he left for school?",
   "answer": "Bison"
 },
 {
   "id": 5574,
   "question": "What's the difference between a man-whore and Santa Claus?",
   "answer": "Santa stops after three \"hoes\""
 },
 {
   "id": 5575,
   "question": "Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?",
   "answer": "They prefer fur mats."
 },
 {
   "id": 5576,
   "question": "What makes fish smell?",
   "answer": "One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, \"She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath.\"  \"Damn,\" says God, \"now all the fish will smell.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 5577,
   "question": "What does a waiter ask a group of Jewish ladies?",
   "answer": "Q: What does a waiter ask a group of Jewish ladies? A: \"Is ANYTHING all right?\""
 },
 {
   "id": 5578,
   "question": "Did you hear the one about the Jewish terrorist?",
   "answer": "He was gonna hijack a plane but he didn't want to use his miles Credit: Hesh from The Sopranos Note: I'm Jewish, not sure if that makes it better or worse ;-)"
 },
 {
   "id": 5579,
   "question": "How do you confuse a straight person?",
   "answer": "LGBTQ+"
 },
 {
   "id": 5580,
   "question": "What do French athletes wear?",
   "answer": "Jaques straps"
 },
 {
   "id": 5581,
   "question": "What's the difference between three dicks and a joke?",
   "answer": "Your mom can't take a joke."
 },
 {
   "id": 5582,
   "question": "Hey baby, You know how I know I'm getting laid tonight?",
   "answer": "I'm stronger than you."
 },
 {
   "id": 5583,
   "question": "How do you know your letter is gay?",
   "answer": "It came in the mail."
 },
 {
   "id": 5584,
   "question": "What game show do pickles play?",
   "answer": "Dill or No Dill"
 },
 {
   "id": 5585,
   "question": "What's it like paying a dude for sex?",
   "answer": "It's a pain in the ass."
 },
 {
   "id": 5586,
   "question": "Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?",
   "answer": "Because he has a woodpecker!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5587,
   "question": "Why doesn't Donald Trump toot his own Horn?",
   "answer": "He plays the TRUMPet."
 },
 {
   "id": 5588,
   "question": "How do you confuse a 7 year old?",
   "answer": "Gay"
 },
 {
   "id": 5589,
   "question": "What's the difference between a vegetarian and a virgin?",
   "answer": "A vegetarian doesn't like meat and a virgin doesn't know yet if she likes meat or not."
 },
 {
   "id": 5590,
   "question": "Why did King Kong go to the airport?",
   "answer": "He had a plane to catch. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5591,
   "question": "Where did I take my pet Cow on Valentines Day?",
   "answer": "To the Moooovies "
 },
 {
   "id": 5592,
   "question": "What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?",
   "answer": "No idea man, im just flying the drone. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5593,
   "question": "Why don't programmers go on panty raids?",
   "answer": "Because they get undie find errors."
 },
 {
   "id": 5594,
   "question": "Why are fire trucks red?",
   "answer": "You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day."
 },
 {
   "id": 5595,
   "question": "What do a pedophile and a Pokemon master have in common?",
   "answer": "They both have a collection of CP"
 },
 {
   "id": 5596,
   "question": "I just left my job, see why ?",
   "answer": "She : I just left my job. I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me. Me : What did he say ? She : You're fired."
 },
 {
   "id": 5597,
   "question": "What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?",
   "answer": "Not funny. Except in that you know, \"heh, meta\" kinda way. Heh, meta."
 },
 {
   "id": 5598,
   "question": "What phrase do both pedophiles and middle aged women say?",
   "answer": "\"Age is just a number\""
 },
 {
   "id": 5599,
   "question": "What's the difference between a book and a Mexican?",
   "answer": "A book has papers."
 },
 {
   "id": 5600,
   "question": "What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole?",
   "answer": "Hilary's dick."
 },
 {
   "id": 5601,
   "question": "Why should you work for a vegetable factory?",
   "answer": "Because they offer a good celery."
 },
 {
   "id": 5602,
   "question": "What do you call it when a Jugaloo sleeps with his girlfriend after a fight?",
   "answer": "Make up sex."
 },
 {
   "id": 5603,
   "question": "Are you all allright?",
   "answer": "No, you are all left"
 },
 {
   "id": 5604,
   "question": "What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?",
   "answer": "84% of their dna "
 },
 {
   "id": 5605,
   "question": "How do you fuck with a Redditor?",
   "answer": "[deleted]"
 },
 {
   "id": 5606,
   "question": "What did one ocean say to the other ocean?",
   "answer": "Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish"
 },
 {
   "id": 5607,
   "question": "Why don't the polls like Donald Trump?",
   "answer": "Because he wants to send them back to Poland"
 },
 {
   "id": 5608,
   "question": "How many men does it take to open a beer?",
   "answer": "None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you."
 },
 {
   "id": 5609,
   "question": "#who ya gonna call?",
   "answer": "Admit it, your mind said "
 },
 {
   "id": 5610,
   "question": "What do you call a couple of asses in an asparagus patch?",
   "answer": "Ass pair I guess... EDIT: Wow! Reddit Gold and Front Page! Thank you everyone, I will continue my new dream career of writing jokes on my commute to work! I love you all!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5611,
   "question": "Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?",
   "answer": "They both fiddle with a rod"
 },
 {
   "id": 5612,
   "question": "How do you disappoint a Redditor?",
   "answer": "[removed]"
 },
 {
   "id": 5613,
   "question": "What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?",
   "answer": "Two kilomockingbirds  (credit goes to my old physics book)"
 },
 {
   "id": 5614,
   "question": "How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?",
   "answer": "Instagran"
 },
 {
   "id": 5615,
   "question": "Which color is the coldest?",
   "answer": "gundy"
 },
 {
   "id": 5616,
   "question": "What do ants drink?",
   "answer": "Tea. It's an ant tea joke."
 },
 {
   "id": 5617,
   "question": "What's the difference between a dog and a fox?",
   "answer": "About 20 beers!!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5618,
   "question": "Why doesn't the governments care about their citizens?",
   "answer": "Because fuck you,  that's why!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5619,
   "question": "What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?",
   "answer": "A midwife crisis."
 },
 {
   "id": 5620,
   "question": "What did Edgar Allen Poe name his cat?",
   "answer": "Poepurry"
 },
 {
   "id": 5621,
   "question": "Why do tailors hate statisticians?",
   "answer": "They   insist that the fit could be better."
 },
 {
   "id": 5622,
   "question": "What do cancer and Donald Trump have in common?",
   "answer": "Cancer always wins."
 },
 {
   "id": 5623,
   "question": "Do you know why Polish girls don't like vibrates?",
   "answer": "It chips their teeth."
 },
 {
   "id": 5624,
   "question": "Did you hear about the Polish Wolfhound?",
   "answer": "It got caught in a trap chewed off three legs and was still trapped."
 },
 {
   "id": 5625,
   "question": "What's a Russian leader's favorite food?",
   "answer": "Vladimir Poutine."
 },
 {
   "id": 5626,
   "question": "Why does Trump actually want to lose the election?",
   "answer": "He will have to move in a smaller house in a black neighbourhood"
 },
 {
   "id": 5627,
   "question": "What do you call a day when all jokes on this sub are re-posts?",
   "answer": "EVERYDAY !!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5628,
   "question": "Why did the pig go into the kitchen?",
   "answer": "Because he felt like BACON!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5629,
   "question": "Question: what's Erdogan's favorite puzzle game?",
   "answer": "Answer: pseudo-coup (say it out loud)"
 },
 {
   "id": 5630,
   "question": "How do you fit 5,000 Jews into a Volkswagen?",
   "answer": "Two in the front, three in the back and the rest in the ashtray."
 },
 {
   "id": 5631,
   "question": "What is the worst part of being black and jewish?",
   "answer": "You have to sit in the back of the oven."
 },
 {
   "id": 5632,
   "question": "What do anime ghosts say to scare people?",
   "answer": "Weeaboo"
 },
 {
   "id": 5633,
   "question": "What's green and not heavy?",
   "answer": "Light green"
 },
 {
   "id": 5634,
   "question": "A crab, a tuna, a lobster, and a Chinese man being run over by a steam roller. What doesn't belong?",
   "answer": "The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians."
 },
 {
   "id": 5635,
   "question": "What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?",
   "answer": "They both give kids a little head."
 },
 {
   "id": 5636,
   "question": "Why did the woman throw the stick of butter out the window?",
   "answer": "To watch the butterfly"
 },
 {
   "id": 5637,
   "question": "How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?",
   "answer": "Shoot before he hits the water."
 },
 {
   "id": 5638,
   "question": "What do you get when you mix a rhinoceros with an elephant?",
   "answer": "Elephino..."
 },
 {
   "id": 5639,
   "question": "How would Donald Trump declare war on other countries?",
   "answer": "\"You're fired.\" "
 },
 {
   "id": 5640,
   "question": "What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?",
   "answer": "Space."
 },
 {
   "id": 5641,
   "question": "Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?",
   "answer": "Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5642,
   "question": "What's the difference between racism and the chinese people?",
   "answer": "Racism has many faces..."
 },
 {
   "id": 5643,
   "question": "What kind of cheese is made backwards?",
   "answer": "Edam."
 },
 {
   "id": 5644,
   "question": "What is the best way to stop a politician?",
   "answer": "A really strong gust of wind."
 },
 {
   "id": 5645,
   "question": "What is the worst thing you could hear after giving Willie Nelson a blow job?",
   "answer": "\"I'm not really Willie Nelson\""
 },
 {
   "id": 5646,
   "question": "Why do blacks believe in Jesus?",
   "answer": "Because that's the only Father they know."
 },
 {
   "id": 5647,
   "question": "Did you hear the guy who wrote the Friends theme song committed suicide?",
   "answer": "No one told him life was gonna be this way."
 },
 {
   "id": 5648,
   "question": "What did the Bulbasaur say to the Charmander?",
   "answer": "\"Bulbasaur!!\""
 },
 {
   "id": 5649,
   "question": "Did you hear about the new Miley Cyrus/Donald Trump collaboration project?",
   "answer": "They're calling it \"Make America Gyrate Again\" - it's all about putting people back to twerk."
 },
 {
   "id": 5650,
   "question": "What's purple and sequels?",
   "answer": "A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals"
 },
 {
   "id": 5651,
   "question": "What does Miss Frizzle say when she's orgasming?",
   "answer": "Oh God I'm cumming!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5652,
   "question": "What do you call a spinning potato?",
   "answer": "A ro-tater."
 },
 {
   "id": 5653,
   "question": "What would be Jesus' favorite gun?",
   "answer": "... A nail gun"
 },
 {
   "id": 5654,
   "question": "How does NASA organize a party?",
   "answer": "They planet."
 },
 {
   "id": 5655,
   "question": "What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?",
   "answer": "Hey that's mycoat Jackson!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5656,
   "question": "Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?",
   "answer": "Jack of all Spades"
 },
 {
   "id": 5657,
   "question": "What's pansexual, ungendered, and a shapeshifter?",
   "answer": "Energy!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5658,
   "question": "What do you call a paraplegic with an incurable STD?",
   "answer": "Roll-aids. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5659,
   "question": "Why did Ramsay Bolton clone the Nazi Angel of Death 19 times after reincarnating him?",
   "answer": "Because he wanted twenty good Meng."
 },
 {
   "id": 5660,
   "question": "What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?",
   "answer": "They both like to crack open a cold one"
 },
 {
   "id": 5661,
   "question": "Have you ever tried sky diving without a parachute?",
   "answer": "It's a once in a lifetime experience "
 },
 {
   "id": 5662,
   "question": "Did you Know this fact about Einstein?",
   "answer": "He was alive before he died."
 },
 {
   "id": 5663,
   "question": "Which country has a drug-addicted king?",
   "answer": "Hyrule."
 },
 {
   "id": 5664,
   "question": "What do you call a man holding a machine gun?",
   "answer": "Sir"
 },
 {
   "id": 5665,
   "question": "What's the difference between a Greyhound Station and a crab with big boobs?",
   "answer": "One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean."
 },
 {
   "id": 5666,
   "question": "What kind of tree has the best bark?",
   "answer": "A dogwood"
 },
 {
   "id": 5667,
   "question": "Did you hear the one about the subatomic particle that refused to pay the bus fare?",
   "answer": "It just lepton."
 },
 {
   "id": 5668,
   "question": "Why did the man commit suicide?",
   "answer": "To get to the other side "
 },
 {
   "id": 5669,
   "question": "Where do dancers put their empty sodas?",
   "answer": "In the can-can can can."
 },
 {
   "id": 5670,
   "question": "If Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump both get in a plane accident, who survives?",
   "answer": "America"
 },
 {
   "id": 5671,
   "question": "You're scared of pedophiles?",
   "answer": "Grow up. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5672,
   "question": "If you are an American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?",
   "answer": "You're peein'"
 },
 {
   "id": 5673,
   "question": "What's the difference between USB and USA?",
   "answer": "One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data."
 },
 {
   "id": 5674,
   "question": "What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?",
   "answer": "An increase in battery cases."
 },
 {
   "id": 5675,
   "question": "How can you tell if an envelope is gay?",
   "answer": "It comes in the mail."
 },
 {
   "id": 5676,
   "question": "Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?",
   "answer": "...they all fell off a truck."
 },
 {
   "id": 5677,
   "question": "what do you call a female chihuahua in a salt flat?",
   "answer": "X. Because he (or she) is a salty little bitch"
 },
 {
   "id": 5678,
   "question": "How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?",
   "answer": "He was hammered."
 },
 {
   "id": 5679,
   "question": "What do you call a bar in Star Wars?",
   "answer": "A space bar. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5680,
   "question": "How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?",
   "answer": "Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards."
 },
 {
   "id": 5681,
   "question": "What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?",
   "answer": "OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5682,
   "question": "Why Is Six Afraid Of Seven?",
   "answer": "Because Seven Ate Nine!! Holy shit lmfao."
 },
 {
   "id": 5683,
   "question": "What is Jesus's favorite gun?",
   "answer": "A nail gun."
 },
 {
   "id": 5684,
   "question": "If men call short women \"petite\", what do women call short men?",
   "answer": "\"friends\""
 },
 {
   "id": 5685,
   "question": "How did Napoleon eat his chicken?",
   "answer": "HE PULLED THE BONESAPART! Lol and a rock for yuhhhhh!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5686,
   "question": "Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?",
   "answer": "He saw the phone bill."
 },
 {
   "id": 5687,
   "question": "What do they call brassieres in Germany?",
   "answer": "Holdzemfromfloppen"
 },
 {
   "id": 5688,
   "question": "First transgender woman--Danielle Boone?",
   "answer": "Daniel Boone WAS a man . . ."
 },
 {
   "id": 5689,
   "question": "Have you heard that joke about pussy?",
   "answer": "I would tell it, but I don't get it."
 },
 {
   "id": 5690,
   "question": "Why do I feel so empty?",
   "answer": "And where the hell is my butt-plug?"
 },
 {
   "id": 5691,
   "question": "How many Suh Dudes does it take to screw in a light bulb?",
   "answer": "None. It's already lit fam. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5692,
   "question": "What did the male telescope say to the hot female telescope?",
   "answer": "HUBBLE HUBBLE!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5693,
   "question": "What is Po's (Kung Fu Panda) dominant colour?",
   "answer": "White because his father returned."
 },
 {
   "id": 5694,
   "question": "How are Clinton scandals like Pokémon?",
   "answer": "You'll never catch 'em all! "
 },
 {
   "id": 5695,
   "question": "Why are millennials so odd?",
   "answer": "Because they just can't even "
 },
 {
   "id": 5696,
   "question": "Why are Saudi Arabians so clueless?",
   "answer": "They're all living under Iraq"
 },
 {
   "id": 5697,
   "question": "Why are hearing impaired people so orgasmic?",
   "answer": "Come again?"
 },
 {
   "id": 5698,
   "question": "Why do dogs lick their dick?",
   "answer": "Because they can"
 },
 {
   "id": 5699,
   "question": "What did one tampon say to the other?",
   "answer": "Nothing, they are both stuck up cunts."
 },
 {
   "id": 5700,
   "question": "Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?",
   "answer": "...gnocchi"
 },
 {
   "id": 5701,
   "question": "What N word do you not want to call a black man?",
   "answer": "Neighbor"
 },
 {
   "id": 5702,
   "question": "How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?",
   "answer": "They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15."
 },
 {
   "id": 5703,
   "question": "What do you call a shart?",
   "answer": "Woopsie Poopsie :) "
 },
 {
   "id": 5704,
   "question": "What do you call a mean dust storm?",
   "answer": "Darude - Sandstorm"
 },
 {
   "id": 5705,
   "question": "What's the difference between me and a Jew?",
   "answer": "I sing in the shower."
 },
 {
   "id": 5706,
   "question": "Why cant Gingers make shoes?",
   "answer": "They wouldn't have a sole. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5707,
   "question": "What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?",
   "answer": "Flop-Flops :)"
 },
 {
   "id": 5708,
   "question": "When does money fall from the sky?",
   "answer": "When there is a change in weather  Forgive me"
 },
 {
   "id": 5709,
   "question": "Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?",
   "answer": "Because he got the cold shoulder."
 },
 {
   "id": 5710,
   "question": "Why do Cows have Hooves instead of Feet?",
   "answer": "Because they Lac-Tose."
 },
 {
   "id": 5711,
   "question": "Did you know Albert Einstein had a kid? And that kids name was...?",
   "answer": "Albert Einstein."
 },
 {
   "id": 5712,
   "question": "How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?",
   "answer": "None Edit: Repost"
 },
 {
   "id": 5713,
   "question": "What's big, black, and red all over?",
   "answer": "Harambe. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5714,
   "question": "What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?",
   "answer": "Tie food"
 },
 {
   "id": 5715,
   "question": "How do you tell a male chromosome from a female chromosome?",
   "answer": "You pull down its genes! "
 },
 {
   "id": 5716,
   "question": "Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon?",
   "answer": "Cos sin tan (Because suntan)"
 },
 {
   "id": 5717,
   "question": "What's a Jew's most hated pokemon?",
   "answer": "Ghastly."
 },
 {
   "id": 5718,
   "question": "Whats the difference between a Snowman and a SnowWoman?",
   "answer": "Snowballs!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5719,
   "question": "Why are tennis equipment factories so loud?",
   "answer": "Because everyone's making a racket."
 },
 {
   "id": 5720,
   "question": "what do you call an Irish man sitting in his garden?",
   "answer": "Paddy O'Furniture."
 },
 {
   "id": 5721,
   "question": "Why does Hillary Clinton wear so much makeup?",
   "answer": "To cover up Bill's jizz"
 },
 {
   "id": 5722,
   "question": "Teacher: why do I hear talking?",
   "answer": "Black kid: because you got ears you dumb ass b*tch."
 },
 {
   "id": 5723,
   "question": "What is the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?",
   "answer": "One goes   \"Shit!\" and the other goes \"Shit!\" "
 },
 {
   "id": 5724,
   "question": "What do you call a drunk muslim woman?",
   "answer": "Stoned."
 },
 {
   "id": 5725,
   "question": "What's the worst part about eating out an 80 year old?",
   "answer": "Depends"
 },
 {
   "id": 5726,
   "question": "Why is Jesus black?",
   "answer": "Because he's our father, and still hasn't come back yet...."
 },
 {
   "id": 5727,
   "question": "Did you here about the circus fire?",
   "answer": "It was in tents. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5728,
   "question": "Ever hear about the Roman general who had a fit every time there was cold weather?",
   "answer": "Hail.. seizure"
 },
 {
   "id": 5729,
   "question": "What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?",
   "answer": "\"Lettuce prey\""
 },
 {
   "id": 5730,
   "question": "How are strippers and Subway workers similar?",
   "answer": "They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid."
 },
 {
   "id": 5731,
   "question": "What type of weather has the worst attitude?",
   "answer": "Darude - Sandstorm"
 },
 {
   "id": 5732,
   "question": "What's the definition of endless love?",
   "answer": "Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis."
 },
 {
   "id": 5733,
   "question": "What do you call a Chinese millionaire?",
   "answer": "Cha Ching"
 },
 {
   "id": 5734,
   "question": "Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?",
   "answer": "It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine."
 },
 {
   "id": 5735,
   "question": "Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump get into a car crash, who survives?",
   "answer": "America"
 },
 {
   "id": 5736,
   "question": "What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth?",
   "answer": "The slow swimmer."
 },
 {
   "id": 5737,
   "question": "What do somolian pirates use as weapons?",
   "answer": "Arrrrpg's"
 },
 {
   "id": 5738,
   "question": "What do you call a blonde, balding teenager?",
   "answer": "Leukemia Skywalker."
 },
 {
   "id": 5739,
   "question": "How do you know the Japanese mass murderer was a chef?",
   "answer": "He spent his day cutting up vegetables "
 },
 {
   "id": 5740,
   "question": "Why don't rabbits like beer?",
   "answer": "Because it messes with their hops"
 },
 {
   "id": 5741,
   "question": "How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "A Brazilian."
 },
 {
   "id": 5742,
   "question": "Why do White Supremists call this month \"The Holocaust\"?",
   "answer": "Because it's just another Jew Lie (The Holocaust is real and this is just a joke)"
 },
 {
   "id": 5743,
   "question": "What's a pedophile's favorite shoe?",
   "answer": "White Vans "
 },
 {
   "id": 5744,
   "question": "What do I need a girlfriend for?",
   "answer": "When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?"
 },
 {
   "id": 5745,
   "question": "What are mixed feelings?",
   "answer": "Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW."
 },
 {
   "id": 5746,
   "question": "What do you call a person with a Simpsons fetish?",
   "answer": "Homer-sexual"
 },
 {
   "id": 5747,
   "question": "What's the heaviest soup?",
   "answer": "One ton soup."
 },
 {
   "id": 5748,
   "question": "I don't know Why people called me racist?",
   "answer": "I am good with money like Jews are. I have squinty eyes like asians have. I love fried chicken like black people does."
 },
 {
   "id": 5749,
   "question": "What's one thing a girl can tell a guy that can make him happy and sad at the same time?",
   "answer": "Out of all of your friends you have the biggest dick. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5750,
   "question": "Why doesn't Hitler run a marathon?",
   "answer": "Because he can't finish a race."
 },
 {
   "id": 5751,
   "question": "Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?",
   "answer": "Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you."
 },
 {
   "id": 5752,
   "question": "What is a Mexican's favorite FPS?",
   "answer": "Borderlands."
 },
 {
   "id": 5753,
   "question": "Why cant orphans play baseball?",
   "answer": "They cant find their home"
 },
 {
   "id": 5754,
   "question": "Why is Alabama the smartest state?",
   "answer": "Because it has four A's and one B. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5755,
   "question": "What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?",
   "answer": "\"Topical meme.\" "
 },
 {
   "id": 5756,
   "question": "Why does Hillary Clinton want to have sex with Bill first thing in the morning?",
   "answer": "She wants to be the first lady."
 },
 {
   "id": 5757,
   "question": "How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?",
   "answer": "Two Chainz."
 },
 {
   "id": 5758,
   "question": "Why did the hipster burn his mouth?",
   "answer": "He sipped his drink before it was cool"
 },
 {
   "id": 5759,
   "question": "Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?",
   "answer": "He was sleeping with the fishes."
 },
 {
   "id": 5760,
   "question": "Why do people from Istanbul always swim?",
   "answer": "Because they're constant in a pool."
 },
 {
   "id": 5761,
   "question": "What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?",
   "answer": "A parent, Lee."
 },
 {
   "id": 5762,
   "question": "What did the icecream truck say to the hipster?",
   "answer": "I was a food truck before it was cool."
 },
 {
   "id": 5763,
   "question": "What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?",
   "answer": "Weights"
 },
 {
   "id": 5764,
   "question": "Why should you always accept free cocaine?",
   "answer": "Because they're pretty hard drugs to come by"
 },
 {
   "id": 5765,
   "question": "Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?",
   "answer": "Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: \"I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!\""
 },
 {
   "id": 5766,
   "question": "What's the difference between an engineer and a prostitute?",
   "answer": "An engineer makes a lot of fucking money, whereas a prostitute could make a lot of money fucking."
 },
 {
   "id": 5767,
   "question": "What is the big hairy thing between Napoleon's legs?",
   "answer": "His horse Marengo"
 },
 {
   "id": 5768,
   "question": "what do you call a fish with no eye?",
   "answer": "Fush"
 },
 {
   "id": 5769,
   "question": "Every Woman has a V, What am I?",
   "answer": "I start with a “v” and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes."
 },
 {
   "id": 5770,
   "question": "Q: Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?",
   "answer": "A: Elephants never forget."
 },
 {
   "id": 5771,
   "question": "Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?",
   "answer": "Easy.  More traffic is going to hell."
 },
 {
   "id": 5772,
   "question": "What is Donald Trump's favourite Olympics event?",
   "answer": "Fencing."
 },
 {
   "id": 5773,
   "question": "What does a man call a gorilla he loves?",
   "answer": "Haram Bae"
 },
 {
   "id": 5774,
   "question": "What drug does the lord use to get work done?",
   "answer": "God speed."
 },
 {
   "id": 5775,
   "question": "What do you call someone who has a long experience in treating animals, but has no umbrella?",
   "answer": "A wet vet vet."
 },
 {
   "id": 5776,
   "question": "What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?",
   "answer": "An autumn-mobile."
 },
 {
   "id": 5777,
   "question": "How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?",
   "answer": "To get to the other side."
 },
 {
   "id": 5778,
   "question": "Why can't Jesus eat pizza?",
   "answer": "Because he doesn't exist."
 },
 {
   "id": 5779,
   "question": "What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?",
   "answer": "A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler"
 },
 {
   "id": 5780,
   "question": "Why don't Americans like their dollar coin?",
   "answer": "They're afraid of change."
 },
 {
   "id": 5781,
   "question": "What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?",
   "answer": "He suffered an elegiac reaction."
 },
 {
   "id": 5782,
   "question": "Why did Uhuru get mad?",
   "answer": "Because William Shatner."
 },
 {
   "id": 5783,
   "question": "What's the difference between a slab of meat and someone who hates high school students?",
   "answer": "One's protein, the other's anti-teen."
 },
 {
   "id": 5784,
   "question": "Why did Muhammad cross the road?",
   "answer": "Because he had the right of way."
 },
 {
   "id": 5785,
   "question": "Why are most cemeteries fenced in?",
   "answer": "Because everyone is dying to get in"
 },
 {
   "id": 5786,
   "question": "Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?",
   "answer": "It was Pirated."
 },
 {
   "id": 5787,
   "question": "What do you call a group of bankers?",
   "answer": "A Wunch"
 },
 {
   "id": 5788,
   "question": "How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?",
   "answer": "He used conditioner on them. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5789,
   "question": "What do you call a nun in space?",
   "answer": "Dead."
 },
 {
   "id": 5790,
   "question": "What are the three rings of marriage?",
   "answer": "The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering."
 },
 {
   "id": 5791,
   "question": "Why is a horny walrus the same as a Tupperware enthusiast?",
   "answer": "They're both looking for a tight seal"
 },
 {
   "id": 5792,
   "question": "How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?",
   "answer": "Don't worry, they'll tell you."
 },
 {
   "id": 5793,
   "question": "Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?",
   "answer": "Because he couldn't concentrate "
 },
 {
   "id": 5794,
   "question": "What's a Norwegian's favourite car?",
   "answer": "A Fjord Fjesta"
 },
 {
   "id": 5795,
   "question": "Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?",
   "answer": "Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5796,
   "question": "What does a redneck say after sex?",
   "answer": "Thanks, sis."
 },
 {
   "id": 5797,
   "question": "What N-word do you never want to call a black man?",
   "answer": "Neighbor! "
 },
 {
   "id": 5798,
   "question": "What's the difference between an epileptic cornhusker and a hooker with diarrhea?",
   "answer": "An epileptic cornhusker shucks between fits. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5799,
   "question": "How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?",
   "answer": "Fish"
 },
 {
   "id": 5800,
   "question": "What do you call a man with no shins?",
   "answer": "Tony."
 },
 {
   "id": 5801,
   "question": "What is the best time to watch Predator?",
   "answer": "Anytiiiiiiiiiime"
 },
 {
   "id": 5802,
   "question": "What'd the muslim say when he walked into the gay bar?",
   "answer": "Shots for everyone!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5803,
   "question": "How do you want it die?",
   "answer": "Personally, i want to go out as my grandpa. Peacefully in his sleep. Unlike his passengers, screaming and crying."
 },
 {
   "id": 5804,
   "question": "How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "none because There is A Light That Never Goes Out."
 },
 {
   "id": 5805,
   "question": "I didn't who created the app...Pokemon GO?",
   "answer": "More like Pokemon GO to the poll."
 },
 {
   "id": 5806,
   "question": "Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?",
   "answer": "Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world."
 },
 {
   "id": 5807,
   "question": "Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?",
   "answer": "Tsarbucks"
 },
 {
   "id": 5808,
   "question": "What's the fastest drink in the world ?",
   "answer": "Sonic the eggnog."
 },
 {
   "id": 5809,
   "question": "Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?",
   "answer": "Horses"
 },
 {
   "id": 5810,
   "question": "What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?",
   "answer": "Your Mother. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5811,
   "question": "Why did Ben seem so down?",
   "answer": "Because he has down syndrome"
 },
 {
   "id": 5812,
   "question": "Donald trump, Hillary and Black hole, what do they all have in common?",
   "answer": "They all Suck"
 },
 {
   "id": 5813,
   "question": "Genderfluid?",
   "answer": "I just call that semen"
 },
 {
   "id": 5814,
   "question": "What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?",
   "answer": "Party fowl."
 },
 {
   "id": 5815,
   "question": "Which pirate makes the best food?",
   "answer": "Captain Cook."
 },
 {
   "id": 5816,
   "question": "What's the difference between an archeologists convention and a basketball team?",
   "answer": "The archeologists convention is a nerdy bunch of diggers."
 },
 {
   "id": 5817,
   "question": "Did you hear about the Spanish Perfume?",
   "answer": "\"For hispanic and for herspanic\""
 },
 {
   "id": 5818,
   "question": "How do you make Donald Trump lose weight?",
   "answer": "Have Vladimir Putin take laxatives."
 },
 {
   "id": 5819,
   "question": "What's better than a hot 29 year old?",
   "answer": "20 hot 9 year olds."
 },
 {
   "id": 5820,
   "question": "Why are American police officers so bad at snooker?",
   "answer": "They always shoot the black "
 },
 {
   "id": 5821,
   "question": "Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?",
   "answer": "Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?"
 },
 {
   "id": 5822,
   "question": "Why do SJW Women close their eyes during sex?",
   "answer": "They can't stand seeing a man have a good time."
 },
 {
   "id": 5823,
   "question": "What do you call someone that steals shoes?",
   "answer": "A sneaker."
 },
 {
   "id": 5824,
   "question": "What do you call a Japanese woman who enjoys sex?",
   "answer": "A MISTAKE!!!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5825,
   "question": "How do you get four gay men to fit on a barstool?",
   "answer": "Turn it upside down!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5826,
   "question": "Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?",
   "answer": "The stu-stu-studio."
 },
 {
   "id": 5827,
   "question": "How do you know when Vladimir Putin has a cold?",
   "answer": "Donald Trump sneezes."
 },
 {
   "id": 5828,
   "question": "what do you call it when a mathematician does a magic trick?",
   "answer": "mathgic"
 },
 {
   "id": 5829,
   "question": "joe. joe who?",
   "answer": "Joe mama"
 },
 {
   "id": 5830,
   "question": "What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?",
   "answer": "Now you're just Stallin."
 },
 {
   "id": 5831,
   "question": "What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?",
   "answer": "If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned."
 },
 {
   "id": 5832,
   "question": "What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?",
   "answer": "Reddit Old"
 },
 {
   "id": 5833,
   "question": "What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?",
   "answer": "A Fungi!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5834,
   "question": "What's the name of the strongest duck out there?",
   "answer": "PSYtama."
 },
 {
   "id": 5835,
   "question": "Why didn't Noah let the Tasmanian devil in?",
   "answer": "He was not an archdevil."
 },
 {
   "id": 5836,
   "question": "What do they teach in ISIS business school?",
   "answer": "Execution is everything. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5837,
   "question": "What do you call a shipping crate full of snails?",
   "answer": "Escargot."
 },
 {
   "id": 5838,
   "question": "What do Pokemon Go and Tinder have in common?",
   "answer": "Both give you a good chance of catching something "
 },
 {
   "id": 5839,
   "question": "Where do you find dragon milk?",
   "answer": "Short legged cows"
 },
 {
   "id": 5840,
   "question": "What is Hitler's favourite animal?",
   "answer": "Adolphin"
 },
 {
   "id": 5841,
   "question": "What has 90 balls and screws old women?",
   "answer": "Bingo!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5842,
   "question": "Why did the redneck cross the road?",
   "answer": "Because his dick was still in the chicken."
 },
 {
   "id": 5843,
   "question": "Have you ever wondered why Aspirin is white?",
   "answer": "It's because it works!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5844,
   "question": "Did you hear about the guy with no penis?",
   "answer": "He just comes out of nowhere."
 },
 {
   "id": 5845,
   "question": "Did you know Japanese goddess Izanami was a Nazi?",
   "answer": "Just read her name backwards!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5846,
   "question": "How do you make someone shit easier?",
   "answer": "Make them think about Donald Trump"
 },
 {
   "id": 5847,
   "question": "How do you kill a troll?",
   "answer": "Take away its internet access."
 },
 {
   "id": 5848,
   "question": "How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?",
   "answer": "Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5849,
   "question": "What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?",
   "answer": "A moon-tain. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5850,
   "question": "What's the best way to turn a pussy into a dick?",
   "answer": "Give it a badge. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5851,
   "question": "What happens when you leave 50 lesbians and 50 lawyers in a room?",
   "answer": "You end up with 100 people who don't do dick"
 },
 {
   "id": 5852,
   "question": "What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?",
   "answer": "Get off me, homes. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5853,
   "question": "This morning I ran into Hitler. I was very surprised to see him and asked him what he was up to?",
   "answer": "He said \"This time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and two clowns!\" \"Two Clowns? Why are you going to kill two clowns?\" \"See? Nobody cares about zee Jews.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 5854,
   "question": "What do you call two old black men standing in a shed?",
   "answer": "Antique machinery"
 },
 {
   "id": 5855,
   "question": "What is the difference between a toad and a horny toad?",
   "answer": "A toad says rib-it, rib-it. A horny toad says rub-it, rub-it."
 },
 {
   "id": 5856,
   "question": "What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?",
   "answer": "A Chinese telephone.   Wing wing.  Arrow? "
 },
 {
   "id": 5857,
   "question": "Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?",
   "answer": "Because they'll get sand in their schlitz. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5858,
   "question": "Yo girl, are you a zero APR loan?",
   "answer": "Because I don't really understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest."
 },
 {
   "id": 5859,
   "question": "What did one sheep say to the other?",
   "answer": "Hey look, we have the same IPhone case"
 },
 {
   "id": 5860,
   "question": "What do you call a horny dog???",
   "answer": "Nothing. So he doesn't come..."
 },
 {
   "id": 5861,
   "question": "What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?",
   "answer": "Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5862,
   "question": "Why did the pig stop sunbathing?",
   "answer": "He was bacon in the heat."
 },
 {
   "id": 5863,
   "question": "What's the most commonly heard phrase in a gay bar?",
   "answer": "May I push your stool in."
 },
 {
   "id": 5864,
   "question": "What's yellow and sleeps alone?",
   "answer": "Yoko Ono"
 },
 {
   "id": 5865,
   "question": "What is Serena Williams' favorite time to practice?",
   "answer": "Tennish"
 },
 {
   "id": 5866,
   "question": "An art thief gets caught after a heist, how so?",
   "answer": "Many people saw his Van Gogh from the scene of the crime."
 },
 {
   "id": 5867,
   "question": "Why are Mexicans so nosy?",
   "answer": "Because they're jalapeño business."
 },
 {
   "id": 5868,
   "question": "Why did the woman fall into the well?",
   "answer": "She couldn't see that well."
 },
 {
   "id": 5869,
   "question": "What did one DNA say to the other DNA?",
   "answer": "Do these genes make me look fat?"
 },
 {
   "id": 5870,
   "question": "A bard walks up to a bored leprechaun. How many tunes should the bard play?",
   "answer": "Fortunes."
 },
 {
   "id": 5871,
   "question": "What kind of database does a Pokédex use?",
   "answer": "PokéMongoDB"
 },
 {
   "id": 5872,
   "question": "what would happen if all the rattatas died?",
   "answer": "They would be eraticated"
 },
 {
   "id": 5873,
   "question": "What makes for a great relationship but a shit gaming partner?",
   "answer": "Someone who goes down a lot."
 },
 {
   "id": 5874,
   "question": "What do you do if a gang of clowns attack you?",
   "answer": "Go for the juggler."
 },
 {
   "id": 5875,
   "question": "What's the difference between pokemon go and my girlfriend?",
   "answer": "Pokemon go always goes down on me"
 },
 {
   "id": 5876,
   "question": "What is the difference between a driveway and rape?",
   "answer": "I can pull out of my driveway."
 },
 {
   "id": 5877,
   "question": "What is a politician's favorite kind of tea?",
   "answer": "Infideli-tea."
 },
 {
   "id": 5878,
   "question": "What's Harambe's favourite operating system?",
   "answer": "UBantu"
 },
 {
   "id": 5879,
   "question": "What do you call a gay person from Wisconsin?",
   "answer": "A Dairy Queen"
 },
 {
   "id": 5880,
   "question": "Why do Norse gods never ice skate?",
   "answer": "Because the ice always Thors."
 },
 {
   "id": 5881,
   "question": "How does Stephen Hawking have sex?",
   "answer": "Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace..."
 },
 {
   "id": 5882,
   "question": "What's the difference between your dad and this joke?",
   "answer": "This joke will be back someday"
 },
 {
   "id": 5883,
   "question": "What are the Greeks forced to eat in their hyper-inflated economy?",
   "answer": "Euros!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5884,
   "question": "Boy: Why is the food so cold and bland?",
   "answer": "Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it."
 },
 {
   "id": 5885,
   "question": "What do you call a horny Catholic?",
   "answer": "A firm believer."
 },
 {
   "id": 5886,
   "question": "Why is turkey happy?",
   "answer": "It just  escaped from a coop."
 },
 {
   "id": 5887,
   "question": "Are you grateful that your pop died?",
   "answer": "You got a day off school to go to his funeral so why wouldn't you happy about it."
 },
 {
   "id": 5888,
   "question": "What's ET Short for?",
   "answer": "Because he has little legs."
 },
 {
   "id": 5889,
   "question": "What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going dutch with his date?",
   "answer": "He's flat Baroque..."
 },
 {
   "id": 5890,
   "question": "What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?",
   "answer": "A communion wafer"
 },
 {
   "id": 5891,
   "question": "What do you call a Thug-Magician?",
   "answer": "Hoodini I made this one up"
 },
 {
   "id": 5892,
   "question": "Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?",
   "answer": "Cuz you'd be snowed-in "
 },
 {
   "id": 5893,
   "question": "How did the dickhead react to his first blowjob?",
   "answer": "He was mind-blown "
 },
 {
   "id": 5894,
   "question": "Why do we drink Tea?",
   "answer": "because we can't eat it :/ Have a good night/day everyone."
 },
 {
   "id": 5895,
   "question": "Mary and Abbey who?",
   "answer": "Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mary and Abbey. Mary and Abbey who? Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5896,
   "question": "Did you know about the 6'7\" Proctologist who had fight with his patient?",
   "answer": "He rectum."
 },
 {
   "id": 5897,
   "question": "What do you call a psychic midget that escaped from prison?",
   "answer": "A small medium at large"
 },
 {
   "id": 5898,
   "question": "Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?",
   "answer": "To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime."
 },
 {
   "id": 5899,
   "question": "why dont jewish people like getting made fun of?",
   "answer": "Because millions of them already got roasted"
 },
 {
   "id": 5900,
   "question": "How do you know when you're at a gay picnic?",
   "answer": "The hot dogs taste like shit."
 },
 {
   "id": 5901,
   "question": "What will Melania Trump say to mexicans if her husband becomes president?",
   "answer": "Hello from the other side."
 },
 {
   "id": 5902,
   "question": "Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?",
   "answer": "Pier Pressure"
 },
 {
   "id": 5903,
   "question": "Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?",
   "answer": "For Drizzle."
 },
 {
   "id": 5904,
   "question": "Why don't they play poker in the jungle?",
   "answer": "Too many cheetahs."
 },
 {
   "id": 5905,
   "question": "What do you call a nun in a wheel chair?",
   "answer": "Virgin mobile "
 },
 {
   "id": 5906,
   "question": "What's the funniest thing you have heard about US Politics?",
   "answer": "Donald Trump, President of the United States of America"
 },
 {
   "id": 5907,
   "question": "Do you know why Friday are always hot?",
   "answer": "Because its Fry-day."
 },
 {
   "id": 5908,
   "question": "Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?",
   "answer": "There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5909,
   "question": "What do a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common?",
   "answer": "A wet nose."
 },
 {
   "id": 5910,
   "question": "Why did the Jonestown jokes never catch on?",
   "answer": "The punchlines were too long."
 },
 {
   "id": 5911,
   "question": "Who's the fastest cyclist in the world?",
   "answer": "Chris Vroom"
 },
 {
   "id": 5912,
   "question": "Knock, knock. Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?",
   "answer": "Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently."
 },
 {
   "id": 5913,
   "question": "What is a Mexicans closing sales pitch?",
   "answer": "Kay-so-deal-a?"
 },
 {
   "id": 5914,
   "question": "Did you hear Cyan delayed the release of Obduction again?",
   "answer": "Apparently they myst some deadlines."
 },
 {
   "id": 5915,
   "question": "What is the longest movie of all time?",
   "answer": "8 mile"
 },
 {
   "id": 5916,
   "question": "What's worse than having 10 dead babies stapled to one tree?",
   "answer": "1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees."
 },
 {
   "id": 5917,
   "question": "Can you name all the dissimilarities between men and women?",
   "answer": "I can't either, but I'm sure there's a vas deferens."
 },
 {
   "id": 5918,
   "question": "What makes a USPS joke funny?",
   "answer": "The delivery."
 },
 {
   "id": 5919,
   "question": "How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them..."
 },
 {
   "id": 5920,
   "question": "What did the Afghani immigrant say when he got a new truck?",
   "answer": "Nice. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5921,
   "question": "Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?",
   "answer": "He has cancer."
 },
 {
   "id": 5922,
   "question": "What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?",
   "answer": "Allahu Mybad"
 },
 {
   "id": 5923,
   "question": "Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?",
   "answer": "They always bomb the punchline!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5924,
   "question": "What makes a fencing post extra funny?",
   "answer": "When it's a riposte."
 },
 {
   "id": 5925,
   "question": "What do you call a guy in a wheelchair?",
   "answer": "Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?"
 },
 {
   "id": 5926,
   "question": "What makes a fencing joke extra funny?",
   "answer": "When it is a riposte"
 },
 {
   "id": 5927,
   "question": "Did you hear about the stand-up comedian that joined ISIS?",
   "answer": "He bombed."
 },
 {
   "id": 5928,
   "question": "What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?",
   "answer": "Ginger ale.  "
 },
 {
   "id": 5929,
   "question": "What do you think of Theresa May?",
   "answer": "I'm more of a L'Oreal fan"
 },
 {
   "id": 5930,
   "question": "Did you hear about the greedy red bird?",
   "answer": "It was a cardinal sinner."
 },
 {
   "id": 5931,
   "question": "What's the one thing Spider-Man can't eat?",
   "answer": "Uncle Ben's rice"
 },
 {
   "id": 5932,
   "question": "What does a teenage southern girl say while having sex?",
   "answer": "Get off me Daddy! You're crushing my cigarettes!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5933,
   "question": "What's the difference between Santa Claus and the Jews?",
   "answer": "Santa goes   the chimney. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5934,
   "question": "What's the simplest way to make edibles?",
   "answer": "Using an easy-bake oven. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5935,
   "question": "Why does it take artists so long to charge their phones?",
   "answer": "They only like to use \"creative outlets\""
 },
 {
   "id": 5936,
   "question": "Where do suicide bombers go after an explosion?",
   "answer": "Everywhere"
 },
 {
   "id": 5937,
   "question": "Have you guys heard of the unsolved Riemann Hypothesis?",
   "answer": "I am sure they will find the answer, sum-where."
 },
 {
   "id": 5938,
   "question": "Why did the console peasant cross the road ?",
   "answer": "To render buildings on the other side"
 },
 {
   "id": 5939,
   "question": "What's a priest's favorite type of rock?",
   "answer": "Pummus."
 },
 {
   "id": 5940,
   "question": "Why don't the police protest against BLM?",
   "answer": "Because they have jobs."
 },
 {
   "id": 5941,
   "question": "What did a bad teacher tell their wisecracking student?",
   "answer": "Don't get smart with me."
 },
 {
   "id": 5942,
   "question": "What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?",
   "answer": "Usually they prefer to be called \"officer\""
 },
 {
   "id": 5943,
   "question": "Who's the greatest baller of all time?",
   "answer": "Pontius Pilate, he once crossed a guy up so bad he died"
 },
 {
   "id": 5944,
   "question": "What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?",
   "answer": "Some will know this some won't  It's a towel xD "
 },
 {
   "id": 5945,
   "question": "How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?",
   "answer": "If most people leave before shooting starts."
 },
 {
   "id": 5946,
   "question": "Whats more bruised than an old apple?",
   "answer": "My asshole after a night with Caitlyn Jenner"
 },
 {
   "id": 5947,
   "question": "Who is fattest person alive?",
   "answer": "Bert Chrysler."
 },
 {
   "id": 5948,
   "question": "Has this one ever been used? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?",
   "answer": "Because he was chicken.   Alright."
 },
 {
   "id": 5949,
   "question": "What type of cheese is not yours?",
   "answer": "Nacho cheese!!!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5950,
   "question": "Two Pokémon players run right into each other, what does the one say to the other?",
   "answer": "This is Onixceptable. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5951,
   "question": "Did you hear about the woman who beat Usain Bolt?",
   "answer": "Turns out it was race related."
 },
 {
   "id": 5952,
   "question": "Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz ?",
   "answer": "It saves so much time."
 },
 {
   "id": 5953,
   "question": "What do martial artist love to drink?",
   "answer": "WATAAA"
 },
 {
   "id": 5954,
   "question": "Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?",
   "answer": "OKC."
 },
 {
   "id": 5955,
   "question": "How do Vaginas Like Their Eggs?",
   "answer": "Ovaries-Ey!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5956,
   "question": "What does a pornstar use to build a wall?",
   "answer": "With Sement"
 },
 {
   "id": 5957,
   "question": "What did the zero say to the eight?",
   "answer": "Nice belt."
 },
 {
   "id": 5958,
   "question": "Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?",
   "answer": "About 8 pints"
 },
 {
   "id": 5959,
   "question": "Why did Tupac go to the gym?",
   "answer": "To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)"
 },
 {
   "id": 5960,
   "question": "Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?",
   "answer": "Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct."
 },
 {
   "id": 5961,
   "question": "What do you call mustard that's not very hot?",
   "answer": "Air condijoned. I'll see myself out."
 },
 {
   "id": 5962,
   "question": "What do you call a magic dog?",
   "answer": "Labracadabrador."
 },
 {
   "id": 5963,
   "question": "How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?",
   "answer": "M'alaydy"
 },
 {
   "id": 5964,
   "question": "How do ducks pay off loans?",
   "answer": "With their bills!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5965,
   "question": "What do you call the surveillance system that watches us all whilst we are in the bathroom?",
   "answer": "the panoptijohn"
 },
 {
   "id": 5966,
   "question": "Q: Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?",
   "answer": "A: They wanna peek-a-chu."
 },
 {
   "id": 5967,
   "question": "Why did Hitler cover his eyes?",
   "answer": "So he could Nazi. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5968,
   "question": "what do you call 5 Asians, a Mexican, and an expletive?",
   "answer": "A water sprinkler. Chink chink chink chink chink spic shiiiiiiit."
 },
 {
   "id": 5969,
   "question": "What planet would have the highest Indian population?",
   "answer": "Mer-cury"
 },
 {
   "id": 5970,
   "question": "Why couldn't Jesus eat M&M's?",
   "answer": "because of the holes in his hands "
 },
 {
   "id": 5971,
   "question": "Why does salt melt snow?",
   "answer": "Because when your salty you melt down in tears."
 },
 {
   "id": 5972,
   "question": "What's the difference between me and your mom?",
   "answer": "Your mom hasn't had sex with your mom."
 },
 {
   "id": 5973,
   "question": "What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?",
   "answer": "A midget. "
 },
 {
   "id": 5974,
   "question": "What do you call an equation with no solution?",
   "answer": "A hypocrite."
 },
 {
   "id": 5975,
   "question": "What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?",
   "answer": "Snow balls"
 },
 {
   "id": 5976,
   "question": "What's Anne Frank's martial art style?",
   "answer": "Jew jitsu"
 },
 {
   "id": 5977,
   "question": "What do you call a sad elk?",
   "answer": "Lachry-moose"
 },
 {
   "id": 5978,
   "question": "What did Melania Trump say to her speech writer?",
   "answer": "Thanks, Obama."
 },
 {
   "id": 5979,
   "question": "Cop: Sir, have you been drinking?",
   "answer": "Driver:   Cop: Sir, did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
 },
 {
   "id": 5980,
   "question": "How many babies does it take to paint a wall?",
   "answer": "It depends how hard you throw."
 },
 {
   "id": 5981,
   "question": "What do you call a Jewish Pokemon Trainer?",
   "answer": "Ash"
 },
 {
   "id": 5982,
   "question": "What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?",
   "answer": "I see the sea..."
 },
 {
   "id": 5983,
   "question": "Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?",
   "answer": "The wheelchair"
 },
 {
   "id": 5984,
   "question": "Did you hear about the brake pedal who had to leave his job?",
   "answer": "He had to stop when he got depressed"
 },
 {
   "id": 5985,
   "question": "How do you tell the difference between a perv and a misogynist?",
   "answer": "One has a foot fetish and the other has a foot binding fetish."
 },
 {
   "id": 5986,
   "question": "What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?",
   "answer": "Two Wongs don't make a white"
 },
 {
   "id": 5987,
   "question": "What do you call a golf club in the rear of your car?",
   "answer": "A backseat driver"
 },
 {
   "id": 5988,
   "question": "Why can't the cop stop beating his meat when the lights are off?",
   "answer": "Because it looks black"
 },
 {
   "id": 5989,
   "question": "What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?",
   "answer": "The back of my hand."
 },
 {
   "id": 5990,
   "question": "What's your best two line joke?",
   "answer": "Well, this blew up! I just wanted a laugh while having to work on a Sunday and you guys sure delivered! Damn you guys are funny. I'm gonna steal every damn one of these jokes. Edit: Some website posted your jokes and it's being circulated all over the facebooks and what-not"
 },
 {
   "id": 5991,
   "question": "What's the difference between a Mexican and a beaner?",
   "answer": "A few letters."
 },
 {
   "id": 5992,
   "question": "Why are fire engines red?",
   "answer": "You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5993,
   "question": "What's the last thing you want to hear when you're giving a blow job to Willie Nelson?",
   "answer": "\"I'm not Willie Nelson.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 5994,
   "question": "What's the difference between a black man and a nigger?",
   "answer": "A black man runs the electronics store you bought your new TV from. A nigger runs with the TV you just bought from that electronics store. Edit: Wow! this post blew up!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5995,
   "question": "What happens when the White House runs out of eggs?",
   "answer": "Obama issues an eggsecutive order."
 },
 {
   "id": 5996,
   "question": "What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly?",
   "answer": "Incorrectly is the only word spelled  I n c o r r e c t l y"
 },
 {
   "id": 5997,
   "question": "Who's an all male rock group that doesn't sing?",
   "answer": "Mount Rushmore.    "
 },
 {
   "id": 5998,
   "question": "How are ghosts and smart trump supporters similar?",
   "answer": "They don't exist!"
 },
 {
   "id": 5999,
   "question": "How do you circumcise Donald Trump?",
   "answer": "Kick his Daughter in the jaw."
 },
 {
   "id": 6000,
   "question": "What do nine out of ten people enjoy?",
   "answer": "A gangbang."
 },
 {
   "id": 6001,
   "question": "What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?",
   "answer": "Throw in your laundry."
 },
 {
   "id": 6002,
   "question": "Mommy, why were you bouncing on Daddy's belly last night?",
   "answer": "Mom: \"Because his belly has become fat recently, and I need to help him lose weight.\" Boy: \"But that won't work.\" Mom: \"Why not?\" Boy: \"Because the babysitter keeps blowing him back again.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 6003,
   "question": "What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr?",
   "answer": "Trigger-Nometry"
 },
 {
   "id": 6004,
   "question": "How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb?",
   "answer": "Well one to screw in the bulb and other to holds the cock... father! LADDER!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6005,
   "question": "Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?",
   "answer": "They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters."
 },
 {
   "id": 6006,
   "question": "What do astronauts put on their toast?",
   "answer": "Space Jam."
 },
 {
   "id": 6007,
   "question": "Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales?",
   "answer": "To get their stuff back. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6008,
   "question": "What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?",
   "answer": "A bad golfer goes   \"Damn!\" A bad skydiver goes \"Damn!\" "
 },
 {
   "id": 6009,
   "question": "What is a thing that Alan Rickman and David Bowie both have in common?",
   "answer": "It is that they have both recently become deceased. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6010,
   "question": "What do earth scientists look at on their lunch breaks?",
   "answer": "Cleavage."
 },
 {
   "id": 6011,
   "question": "What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?",
   "answer": "Laundry."
 },
 {
   "id": 6012,
   "question": "What do Germans and acetone have in common?",
   "answer": "They are both good at removing the Polish!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6013,
   "question": "How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?",
   "answer": "Depends on how hard you can throw them."
 },
 {
   "id": 6014,
   "question": "What’s the opposite of irony?",
   "answer": "Wrinkly. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6015,
   "question": "How do you make a tutu?",
   "answer": "You put tu and tu together."
 },
 {
   "id": 6016,
   "question": "What happened?",
   "answer": "A passerby saw a man laid flat on the sidewalk in front of the local beauty shop and ran to offer assistance. As the man came blinking into consciousness, the passerby asked, “What happened?” The man rubbed the back of his head and said, “I don’t know! Last thing I remember, my wife was coming out of the salon there and I said, “Well, at least they tried.”"
 },
 {
   "id": 6017,
   "question": "What does Melania disagree with Donald on?",
   "answer": "Anchor babes."
 },
 {
   "id": 6018,
   "question": "How many Mexicans will make it across the border when Trump becomes president?",
   "answer": "Juan in a million."
 },
 {
   "id": 6019,
   "question": "What does Ray Charles' fictious girlfriend and this joke have in common?",
   "answer": "They're both gold-diggers"
 },
 {
   "id": 6020,
   "question": "What happens when an illiterate insect becomes enlightened?",
   "answer": "ABCs"
 },
 {
   "id": 6021,
   "question": "How many Greek Catholic monks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "a Basilian."
 },
 {
   "id": 6022,
   "question": "Why does Melanina disagree with Donald over Obamacare?",
   "answer": "Because she can't be denied coverage for pre-existing speeches"
 },
 {
   "id": 6023,
   "question": "How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?",
   "answer": "Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin."
 },
 {
   "id": 6024,
   "question": "What happens if now discovered the truth: Female are XY, Male is XX?",
   "answer": "I think, women will be beaten men, hehe"
 },
 {
   "id": 6025,
   "question": "Skips or Quavers?",
   "answer": "I prefer Skips to Quavers. You can't dump a body in a Quaver."
 },
 {
   "id": 6026,
   "question": "What did the black intellectual name her twins?",
   "answer": "Entendre and....Entendre!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6027,
   "question": "Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?",
   "answer": "Because it reminds them of home."
 },
 {
   "id": 6028,
   "question": "What do you call a dog in a submarine?",
   "answer": "A subwoofer "
 },
 {
   "id": 6029,
   "question": "Why do terrorists hate wine?",
   "answer": "Because there are too many zinfandel's."
 },
 {
   "id": 6030,
   "question": "Why does Donald Trump keep putting on weight?",
   "answer": "He is always high on himself."
 },
 {
   "id": 6031,
   "question": "Who is the most mobile painter?",
   "answer": "Porto-MONET"
 },
 {
   "id": 6032,
   "question": "Why does Trump take Viagra?",
   "answer": "To be taller!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6033,
   "question": "What did Iron Man call his cat?",
   "answer": "FeLine"
 },
 {
   "id": 6034,
   "question": "How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?",
   "answer": "Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea..."
 },
 {
   "id": 6035,
   "question": "What language do birds speak?",
   "answer": "Squackhili"
 },
 {
   "id": 6036,
   "question": "What's the best way to stop a German train?",
   "answer": " them nicely."
 },
 {
   "id": 6037,
   "question": "What do you call an army of corn?",
   "answer": "The Musket - ears"
 },
 {
   "id": 6038,
   "question": "Ever heard of the comedian who died gasping for air after his routine?",
   "answer": "He joked to death."
 },
 {
   "id": 6039,
   "question": "What type of wine does a gay connoisseur love?",
   "answer": "Pinos."
 },
 {
   "id": 6040,
   "question": "How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?",
   "answer": "It Varys."
 },
 {
   "id": 6041,
   "question": "Why do nerds masturbate with one hand?",
   "answer": "because they type with another..."
 },
 {
   "id": 6042,
   "question": "How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?",
   "answer": "Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)"
 },
 {
   "id": 6043,
   "question": "What do you call cows that are best friends?",
   "answer": "Brovines."
 },
 {
   "id": 6044,
   "question": "What do you call a artist with a rash?",
   "answer": "Leonardo Da Itchy "
 },
 {
   "id": 6045,
   "question": "What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?",
   "answer": "Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys."
 },
 {
   "id": 6046,
   "question": "What do you call a scary horse?",
   "answer": "A night-mare."
 },
 {
   "id": 6047,
   "question": "Why can't trump comb his own hair?",
   "answer": "His hands are too small to hold a comb"
 },
 {
   "id": 6048,
   "question": "What's the most popular occupation in Italy?",
   "answer": "Pastatution."
 },
 {
   "id": 6049,
   "question": "What do you call a group of Chlamydia bacteria?",
   "answer": "An applause...."
 },
 {
   "id": 6050,
   "question": "What do you call a confusing sharp pain in the ass immediately after a break up?",
   "answer": "An ex or cist?"
 },
 {
   "id": 6051,
   "question": "How do you pay a bartender?",
   "answer": "With bar tender."
 },
 {
   "id": 6052,
   "question": "Why is a laundromat a bad place to pick up women?",
   "answer": "Because if she can't afford a washer and dryer, she will never be able to support your broke ass..."
 },
 {
   "id": 6053,
   "question": "Why did the Indian girl suffer so much when she broke her leg?",
   "answer": "She was in the wrong cast."
 },
 {
   "id": 6054,
   "question": "What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?",
   "answer": "Noose Noose"
 },
 {
   "id": 6055,
   "question": "What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?",
   "answer": "It's always sunni in Philadelphia "
 },
 {
   "id": 6056,
   "question": "How many \"friend-zoned\" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "None, they just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw."
 },
 {
   "id": 6057,
   "question": "How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?",
   "answer": "Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce."
 },
 {
   "id": 6058,
   "question": "What do you call a hatred for large plants?",
   "answer": "Bigotree"
 },
 {
   "id": 6059,
   "question": "What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else?",
   "answer": "Their \"Senor\"ity!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6060,
   "question": "What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?",
   "answer": "A Tourist!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6061,
   "question": "How many offensive jokes are needed to make people butthurt?",
   "answer": "None, they're already butthurt."
 },
 {
   "id": 6062,
   "question": "What kind of bug bites only at your feet?",
   "answer": "Mosqui-toes"
 },
 {
   "id": 6063,
   "question": "How are women and airplanes alike?",
   "answer": "They both have cockpits. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6064,
   "question": "What do nuns use for skincare?",
   "answer": "Extra virgin oil."
 },
 {
   "id": 6065,
   "question": "How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "One. Just because she's dead doesn't mean she can't still screw."
 },
 {
   "id": 6066,
   "question": "What's the difference between a pack of pygmies and a female cross-country team?",
   "answer": "One is a bunch of cunning runts and the other is..."
 },
 {
   "id": 6067,
   "question": "what would you call superman if he was deaf and mexican?",
   "answer": "No hero"
 },
 {
   "id": 6068,
   "question": "Why did Sally fall off her swing?",
   "answer": "Because she had no arms"
 },
 {
   "id": 6069,
   "question": "Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?",
   "answer": "You might get a hole in one."
 },
 {
   "id": 6070,
   "question": "Why don't many customers go to the tea house?",
   "answer": "Because the prices are so steep"
 },
 {
   "id": 6071,
   "question": "Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?",
   "answer": "John Cougar Mellencamp"
 },
 {
   "id": 6072,
   "question": "Why did no gay people go on the mission to colonize Mars' moons?",
   "answer": "Too many homophobos."
 },
 {
   "id": 6073,
   "question": "Why couldn't Hitler fly a plane?",
   "answer": "Because he could Nazi very well."
 },
 {
   "id": 6074,
   "question": "Why was the naturists wedding delayed?",
   "answer": "The ring bearer had an erection."
 },
 {
   "id": 6075,
   "question": "How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years."
 },
 {
   "id": 6076,
   "question": "(very dark) what's the difference between jews and boy scouts?",
   "answer": "the boy scouts return home from the camp"
 },
 {
   "id": 6077,
   "question": "How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb.?",
   "answer": "Three. One to screw it in and the second to take credit for it. And the other to repeat it."
 },
 {
   "id": 6078,
   "question": "Did you hear that new joke about /r/news?",
   "answer": "[removed]"
 },
 {
   "id": 6079,
   "question": "How many virgins does take to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "Obviously more than 72, or all those suicide bomber would have seen the light."
 },
 {
   "id": 6080,
   "question": "Why did the man kidnap 100 children and kill 10 of them?",
   "answer": "So that only 90 kids will remember."
 },
 {
   "id": 6081,
   "question": "What happens if you try to sit on Death's couch?",
   "answer": "There will be grim reaper cushions"
 },
 {
   "id": 6082,
   "question": "What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?",
   "answer": "You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law."
 },
 {
   "id": 6083,
   "question": "Which country has many spaces to put your car in?",
   "answer": "Park-istan!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6084,
   "question": "What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?",
   "answer": "Allah-bama"
 },
 {
   "id": 6085,
   "question": "Why do priests like little boys?",
   "answer": "Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in  them.  Be gentle pls"
 },
 {
   "id": 6086,
   "question": "Q1: what is a Jehovah's witness's favorite spice?",
   "answer": "Q2: what is a pornstar's favorite spice? A: cumin, obviously "
 },
 {
   "id": 6087,
   "question": "Ever heard a good joke about sodium?",
   "answer": "Na"
 },
 {
   "id": 6088,
   "question": "What's the best airline to fly around the Seven Kingdoms ?",
   "answer": "Southwesteros"
 },
 {
   "id": 6089,
   "question": "Why did the chicken knock knock?",
   "answer": "Q - Why did the chicken cross the road? A - To see the idiot across the street. Q - Knock knock. (Who's there?) A - The chicken."
 },
 {
   "id": 6090,
   "question": "What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?",
   "answer": "Lead injections. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6091,
   "question": "If Valentine's Day is for couples, what day is for single men?",
   "answer": "Palm Sunday.  First time posting, please be gentle. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6092,
   "question": "What does Donald Trump call the space between his balls and his butthole?",
   "answer": "The Bridge. It connects his courage to his ideas."
 },
 {
   "id": 6093,
   "question": "How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?",
   "answer": "Beaucoup."
 },
 {
   "id": 6094,
   "question": "Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?",
   "answer": "He's really good at swatting."
 },
 {
   "id": 6095,
   "question": "Why can't redditors sew?",
   "answer": "Because the thread has been locked by a moderator"
 },
 {
   "id": 6096,
   "question": "What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?",
   "answer": "I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch."
 },
 {
   "id": 6097,
   "question": "What's the difference between a Pokemon Go player and a Facebook user??",
   "answer": "Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time ;)"
 },
 {
   "id": 6098,
   "question": "How did worchestershire sauce get it's name?",
   "answer": "Someone gave some to a cajun and he said \"whus dis here sauce\""
 },
 {
   "id": 6099,
   "question": "Is 1+1 hard to calculate?",
   "answer": "It's not complex at all, right?"
 },
 {
   "id": 6100,
   "question": "Why can't any of John Cena's opponents see him?",
   "answer": "Because he keeps giving them the Five-Knuckle Shuffle."
 },
 {
   "id": 6101,
   "question": "Why Did The Alcoholic Comedian Quit Performing?",
   "answer": "He couldn't handle the boos."
 },
 {
   "id": 6102,
   "question": "You know whats sweeter than the sound of children playing and laughing?",
   "answer": "The sound of fucking silence!  Now shut the fuck up! My show is on."
 },
 {
   "id": 6103,
   "question": "Whats so great about banging 26 year olds?",
   "answer": "There's 20 of em"
 },
 {
   "id": 6104,
   "question": "What's the difference between a kid and a joke?",
   "answer": "A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid."
 },
 {
   "id": 6105,
   "question": "What's the difference between Muslim children and black children?",
   "answer": "The reason why their father doesn't come home"
 },
 {
   "id": 6106,
   "question": "A capitalist is a man with capital. What is a racing car owner called?",
   "answer": "Racist"
 },
 {
   "id": 6107,
   "question": "Have you met the one-breasted Queen of the Jungle Retailers?",
   "answer": "they call her... Amazon Prime"
 },
 {
   "id": 6108,
   "question": "Did you know that 1/3 of the KKK is retarded?",
   "answer": "They're called the Special K"
 },
 {
   "id": 6109,
   "question": "Do you charge for circumcisions?",
   "answer": "No, I only take tips"
 },
 {
   "id": 6110,
   "question": "What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?",
   "answer": "A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house"
 },
 {
   "id": 6111,
   "question": "What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?",
   "answer": "Elopping shears"
 },
 {
   "id": 6112,
   "question": "Did you hear about the sarcastic washing machine?",
   "answer": "It takes the piss out of your knickers."
 },
 {
   "id": 6113,
   "question": "What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?",
   "answer": "Being 5 foot 6"
 },
 {
   "id": 6114,
   "question": "How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?",
   "answer": "He plays golf."
 },
 {
   "id": 6115,
   "question": "Wanna hear a Nirvana joke?",
   "answer": "Nevermind."
 },
 {
   "id": 6116,
   "question": "Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?",
   "answer": "Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left."
 },
 {
   "id": 6117,
   "question": "What's the soft stuff between sharks' teeth?",
   "answer": "Slow swimmers"
 },
 {
   "id": 6118,
   "question": "What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?",
   "answer": "A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands.      A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3"
 },
 {
   "id": 6119,
   "question": "How does Dracula eat his food?",
   "answer": "In   size pieces"
 },
 {
   "id": 6120,
   "question": "What was the condiment stand charged with?",
   "answer": " with a deadly weapon."
 },
 {
   "id": 6121,
   "question": "How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?",
   "answer": "Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6122,
   "question": "How many fish did it take to kill my ex wife?",
   "answer": "None, there are no fish under my new gazebo."
 },
 {
   "id": 6123,
   "question": "What do you call a constipated Benedict Cumberbatch?",
   "answer": "No Shit Sherlock"
 },
 {
   "id": 6124,
   "question": "What do you call a greedy Christian?",
   "answer": "A moreman. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6125,
   "question": "Did you hear about that Mexican train thief?",
   "answer": "They say he had loco motives. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6126,
   "question": "Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?",
   "answer": "The bond matures."
 },
 {
   "id": 6127,
   "question": "Why do so many dyslexic vegans move to Dallas?",
   "answer": "For the Sallad"
 },
 {
   "id": 6128,
   "question": "What do you call a big Eastern European sausage?",
   "answer": "Kielbasa (Often Pronounced Ca-Ba-Sa.)"
 },
 {
   "id": 6129,
   "question": "What's better than two roses on your paino?",
   "answer": "Tulips on your organ. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6130,
   "question": "Why men shop at Costco?",
   "answer": "Because it's a hoe sale."
 },
 {
   "id": 6131,
   "question": "Why do fish live in salt water?",
   "answer": "Because pepper makes them sneeze!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6132,
   "question": "Where do emos get their gaming gear?",
   "answer": "Razer."
 },
 {
   "id": 6133,
   "question": "What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic?",
   "answer": "Llamanated"
 },
 {
   "id": 6134,
   "question": "What has one eye but can't see?",
   "answer": "A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6135,
   "question": "Misty wants to break up, but Ash asked why?",
   "answer": "Misty: It's not Staryu, it's Starmie"
 },
 {
   "id": 6136,
   "question": "What's Red?",
   "answer": "What's Red but smells like blue paint?  Red Paint"
 },
 {
   "id": 6137,
   "question": "What's the first sign of AIDS?",
   "answer": "A pounding sensation in the ass."
 },
 {
   "id": 6138,
   "question": "What's the difference between broccoli and boogers?",
   "answer": "Little kids don't eat broccoli "
 },
 {
   "id": 6139,
   "question": "What do you call a gay rubber band?",
   "answer": "An elasstickle"
 },
 {
   "id": 6140,
   "question": "Dad Joke: What did the horse get on his oral exam?",
   "answer": "A-neigh"
 },
 {
   "id": 6141,
   "question": "What do you call Turkey's revolting soldiers?",
   "answer": "The Coup Clucks Clan. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6142,
   "question": "What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?",
   "answer": "I still haven't caught any Pokemon."
 },
 {
   "id": 6143,
   "question": "How does traffic form?",
   "answer": "My theory is that it is a Protozoa Plankton"
 },
 {
   "id": 6144,
   "question": "Where does general keep his armies?",
   "answer": "In his sleevies. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6145,
   "question": "You know who never looses their work when their computer shuts off abruptly?",
   "answer": "Jesus. Jesus saves. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6146,
   "question": "Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's round table?",
   "answer": "Sir Cumference "
 },
 {
   "id": 6147,
   "question": "What do you call four drowning Mexicans?",
   "answer": "Cuatro cinco"
 },
 {
   "id": 6148,
   "question": "How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?",
   "answer": "They all dress like Dobby."
 },
 {
   "id": 6149,
   "question": "What do you call a really bad driver in France?",
   "answer": "A woman.  "
 },
 {
   "id": 6150,
   "question": "What did the corn chip say to the battery?",
   "answer": "If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay."
 },
 {
   "id": 6151,
   "question": "How do you get down off of an elephant?",
   "answer": "You don't, you get down off of a duck."
 },
 {
   "id": 6152,
   "question": "Why are campers so predictable?",
   "answer": "You know they're in tents."
 },
 {
   "id": 6153,
   "question": "What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?",
   "answer": "Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog."
 },
 {
   "id": 6154,
   "question": "What do you call a midget psychic that escapes from prison?",
   "answer": "A small medium at large"
 },
 {
   "id": 6155,
   "question": "What do you get when you cross an octopus and a Mexican?",
   "answer": "I don't know but it can pick the shit out of some lettuce."
 },
 {
   "id": 6156,
   "question": "[Dirty joke] What's red and has 7 bruises?",
   "answer": "Snow White's cherry."
 },
 {
   "id": 6157,
   "question": "Why did the wee duck hide in the cupboard and give the other wee fuck a fright?",
   "answer": "For the quak "
 },
 {
   "id": 6158,
   "question": "What does Santa teach his elves?",
   "answer": "The Elfabet!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6159,
   "question": "What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?",
   "answer": "Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6160,
   "question": "Where does a Turkey live?",
   "answer": "A coup."
 },
 {
   "id": 6161,
   "question": "[OC] Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?",
   "answer": "Air Conditioning"
 },
 {
   "id": 6162,
   "question": "How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?",
   "answer": "You poke 'em on. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6163,
   "question": "How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?",
   "answer": "Cache in hand. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6164,
   "question": "What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?",
   "answer": "A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile."
 },
 {
   "id": 6165,
   "question": "How do you call a Pokémon GO player in a rye field?",
   "answer": "The Catcher in the Rye."
 },
 {
   "id": 6166,
   "question": "What is not a truck crashing into people?",
   "answer": "Nice."
 },
 {
   "id": 6167,
   "question": "What's the difference between jam and marmalade?",
   "answer": "I can't marmalade my cock in your ass"
 },
 {
   "id": 6168,
   "question": "Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?",
   "answer": "Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners."
 },
 {
   "id": 6169,
   "question": "Why aren't \"Blonde jokes\" funny?",
   "answer": "Cause they're stupid. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6170,
   "question": "What's red and smells like blue paint?",
   "answer": "Red paint."
 },
 {
   "id": 6171,
   "question": "I escaped the terrorists of Iraq, wanna know how I did it?",
   "answer": "I ran."
 },
 {
   "id": 6172,
   "question": "Why did the kitchen cross the road?",
   "answer": "It saw a pikachu across the street."
 },
 {
   "id": 6173,
   "question": "Are your teeth cold?",
   "answer": "Then why are all your teeth wearing little yellow sweaters?"
 },
 {
   "id": 6174,
   "question": "Heard of that new product for removing gum that's stuck in your hair?",
   "answer": "Chemotherapy"
 },
 {
   "id": 6175,
   "question": "What has 9 arms and sucks?",
   "answer": "Def Leppard"
 },
 {
   "id": 6176,
   "question": "What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?",
   "answer": "One has a coo, the other has a coup"
 },
 {
   "id": 6177,
   "question": "What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?",
   "answer": "\"Let's knot.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 6178,
   "question": "What do you call a homeless caveman?",
   "answer": "Hobo Erectus"
 },
 {
   "id": 6179,
   "question": "What is orange and sounds like a parrot?",
   "answer": "A carrot.  :"
 },
 {
   "id": 6180,
   "question": "What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?",
   "answer": "It staged a coup"
 },
 {
   "id": 6181,
   "question": "What's the best thing about having sex with 25 year olds?",
   "answer": "There's twenty of them."
 },
 {
   "id": 6182,
   "question": "Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?",
   "answer": "They aint ever got any papers"
 },
 {
   "id": 6183,
   "question": "Why do dyslexics make bad joke tellers?",
   "answer": "They always punch up the fuckline"
 },
 {
   "id": 6184,
   "question": "During lunch, what did one Soldier say to the other Soldier?",
   "answer": "Want some Turkey?"
 },
 {
   "id": 6185,
   "question": "Why don't nice people ride the train?",
   "answer": "Because they're usually found on trucks."
 },
 {
   "id": 6186,
   "question": "Why does it suck to be black and Jewish?",
   "answer": "You have to sit at the back of the furnace. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6187,
   "question": "Price of the GOP ticket?",
   "answer": "Tuppence."
 },
 {
   "id": 6188,
   "question": "How did Noah get the animals on the ark?",
   "answer": "He pokémon!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6189,
   "question": "2 gay guys and 2 lesbians are Going to the beach. Who gets there first?",
   "answer": "The gay guys because they packed their shit the night before."
 },
 {
   "id": 6190,
   "question": "What is one of Austin Growlers's (the bear version of Austin Powers) most-famous catchphrases?",
   "answer": "Oh bee !"
 },
 {
   "id": 6191,
   "question": "What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?",
   "answer": "A little suspect"
 },
 {
   "id": 6192,
   "question": "Why are Biblical scholars nervous about Donald Trump's pick for VP?",
   "answer": "Because according the Book of Revelations, the arrival of the apocalypse will first be signaled by Trump-Pence."
 },
 {
   "id": 6193,
   "question": "Who says building a border wall won’t work?",
   "answer": "The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still don’t have any Mexicans. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6194,
   "question": "Is it really 2016?",
   "answer": "Is it really 2016? I mean Tarzan is playing in theaters, Pokemon is a craze, and a Clinton is running for President of the United States. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6195,
   "question": "How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?",
   "answer": "Unfertillized"
 },
 {
   "id": 6196,
   "question": "Did you hear the joke about butter?",
   "answer": "No? I guess it didn't spread then"
 },
 {
   "id": 6197,
   "question": "What tastes good on pizza but not on pussy?",
   "answer": "Crust"
 },
 {
   "id": 6198,
   "question": "Why aren't pornstars of noble birth?",
   "answer": "They common people. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6199,
   "question": "What do Popeye's fingers smell like?",
   "answer": "Olive oil."
 },
 {
   "id": 6200,
   "question": "What do mathematicians and dancers have in common?",
   "answer": "What do mathematicians and dancers have in common? They both have algorhythm."
 },
 {
   "id": 6201,
   "question": "How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?",
   "answer": "Apparently, 84 isn't enough. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6202,
   "question": "What did the sluttiest state say?",
   "answer": "Idaho."
 },
 {
   "id": 6203,
   "question": "Did you hear the one about the latest terrorist attack in France?",
   "answer": "It wasn't very Nice of them."
 },
 {
   "id": 6204,
   "question": "What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?",
   "answer": "Have a NICE day!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6205,
   "question": "What do you call a grunge gardener?",
   "answer": "Hedgy."
 },
 {
   "id": 6206,
   "question": "The saying goes, \"Behind every great man is a great woman. \" How is this even possible?",
   "answer": "You know, because of the position of the penis."
 },
 {
   "id": 6207,
   "question": "Why did Ross eat all the Kit-Kats?",
   "answer": "Because he was on a break. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6208,
   "question": "How well did the Mexican do for his class test?",
   "answer": "He got a borderline pass."
 },
 {
   "id": 6209,
   "question": "Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?",
   "answer": "In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense."
 },
 {
   "id": 6210,
   "question": "What do you call a none in a wheelchair?",
   "answer": "Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)"
 },
 {
   "id": 6211,
   "question": "Did you hear about the tragedy in France?",
   "answer": "I was very confused reading headlines saying, \"Nice attack, 78 dead\"."
 },
 {
   "id": 6212,
   "question": "What happens when a cow jumps over a barb-wire fence?",
   "answer": "udder destruction"
 },
 {
   "id": 6213,
   "question": "Knock knock, who's there?",
   "answer": "OP's mom"
 },
 {
   "id": 6214,
   "question": "Why are terrorists so mean?",
   "answer": "Because they don't like Nice people."
 },
 {
   "id": 6215,
   "question": "What do you call a lactose-intolerant camel?",
   "answer": "....A dromedary with dairy drama"
 },
 {
   "id": 6216,
   "question": "After the Heimlich maneuver what's the best way to stop someone from choking?",
   "answer": "To pull it out."
 },
 {
   "id": 6217,
   "question": "Why did the blind guy have a burnt face?",
   "answer": "He answered the iron."
 },
 {
   "id": 6218,
   "question": "What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?",
   "answer": "Halal?"
 },
 {
   "id": 6219,
   "question": "Time to ban High Capacity Assault Vehicles?",
   "answer": "how else could we stop this? "
 },
 {
   "id": 6220,
   "question": "What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?",
   "answer": "πrated movies."
 },
 {
   "id": 6221,
   "question": "What is the best way to cut a mango?",
   "answer": "With a knife!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6222,
   "question": "What do you call a group of people arguing about methods of self-pleasure?",
   "answer": "Mass-debaters."
 },
 {
   "id": 6223,
   "question": "What did the dolphin say to the frog?",
   "answer": "Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6224,
   "question": "Did you hear about the latest truck rampage?",
   "answer": "They say it was Nice"
 },
 {
   "id": 6225,
   "question": "What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?",
   "answer": "Nailed it"
 },
 {
   "id": 6226,
   "question": "What's the favorite chord of a pedophile?",
   "answer": "A minor."
 },
 {
   "id": 6227,
   "question": "Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people?",
   "answer": "Edward asked. \"No, why?\" Timothy asks back"
 },
 {
   "id": 6228,
   "question": "What do you call Drake and Josh obsessively watching anime?",
   "answer": "Weeaboobs. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6229,
   "question": "What can you find between the toes of the African elephant?",
   "answer": "Slow Africans."
 },
 {
   "id": 6230,
   "question": "What do elephants use for tampons?",
   "answer": "Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings."
 },
 {
   "id": 6231,
   "question": "Why couldn't Caligula get anything passed in the Roman Senate?",
   "answer": "His horse kept casting too many neigh votes."
 },
 {
   "id": 6232,
   "question": "Which hurts worse: a kick in the nuts, or having a baby?",
   "answer": "This has been a debate over the ages: which hurts worse, getting a swift kick to the nuts or birthing a child. It's kind of hard to say since men and women are quite different creatures, but I have noticed something. If a woman goes through childbirth, sometimes a year or so later, she'll ask to have another baby. However, a man who has taken a kick to the jewels..."
 },
 {
   "id": 6233,
   "question": "Why do black people play basketball?",
   "answer": "Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal."
 },
 {
   "id": 6234,
   "question": "What do you call a person who delivers horribly?",
   "answer": "A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered."
 },
 {
   "id": 6235,
   "question": "What do you call an Asian that has an extra neutron?",
   "answer": "A Riceotope"
 },
 {
   "id": 6236,
   "question": "What's the highest form of flattery?",
   "answer": "Summitery."
 },
 {
   "id": 6237,
   "question": "What will they call Mr. T after he dies?",
   "answer": "Mr. T-Bone"
 },
 {
   "id": 6238,
   "question": "What do you call a county that lacks a modern telecommunications system?",
   "answer": "\"Technologically backward\" What do you call a county that lacks a fully integrated banking system? \"Economically underdeveloped.\" What do you call a country that lacks a well-connected public transportation system? \"America\""
 },
 {
   "id": 6239,
   "question": "Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?",
   "answer": "Because they have bad genes."
 },
 {
   "id": 6240,
   "question": "Did you hear that Auschwitz had to ask visitors to stop playing Pokemon Go?",
   "answer": "They got tired of people pretending to be Ash.  Edit: Wow thank you for the gold mates! Hopefully none of you Jews will try to steal it from me... kidding. For those of you who were offended... please try to take it easy. It's a joke. You should find humor in everything. Life's more fun that way. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6241,
   "question": "What's soft, black, and red all over?",
   "answer": "A harpooned seal"
 },
 {
   "id": 6242,
   "question": "Have you heard the joke you are never supposed to tell a gay person?",
   "answer": "Oh. Sorry."
 },
 {
   "id": 6243,
   "question": "Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?",
   "answer": "In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in them."
 },
 {
   "id": 6244,
   "question": "How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?",
   "answer": "She uses a perfect son."
 },
 {
   "id": 6245,
   "question": "What is the best thing about Dwane \"the rock\" Johnson's physique?",
   "answer": "Nobody takes him for granite. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6246,
   "question": "What is the least favorite food place of the Chinese?",
   "answer": "Nanking Donuts"
 },
 {
   "id": 6247,
   "question": "What is a penguin?",
   "answer": "A swallow that kept eating after 6pm."
 },
 {
   "id": 6248,
   "question": "Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?",
   "answer": "Because the censor erased the letter \"s\"."
 },
 {
   "id": 6249,
   "question": "How Long is a China-man?",
   "answer": "I always thought he was Korean."
 },
 {
   "id": 6250,
   "question": "What Pokémon can you find at Auschwitz?",
   "answer": "Gastly"
 },
 {
   "id": 6251,
   "question": "Did you hear about the two nuclear scientists who are no longer speaking to each other?",
   "answer": "They had a falling out..."
 },
 {
   "id": 6252,
   "question": "Who may become a Prime Minister?",
   "answer": "Theresa may."
 },
 {
   "id": 6253,
   "question": "What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?",
   "answer": "A nervous wreck."
 },
 {
   "id": 6254,
   "question": "What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?",
   "answer": "A nun with a javelin through her neck."
 },
 {
   "id": 6255,
   "question": "You hear about Hideo Kojima's remake of Pretty Woman?",
   "answer": "A weapon to surpass Richard Gere"
 },
 {
   "id": 6256,
   "question": "Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?",
   "answer": "They thought she was micromanaging them!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6257,
   "question": "Why did the scarecrow win the award?",
   "answer": "Because he was outstanding in his field"
 },
 {
   "id": 6258,
   "question": "What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?",
   "answer": "an innocent bystumbler "
 },
 {
   "id": 6259,
   "question": "Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?",
   "answer": "Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6260,
   "question": "What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from prison to go to Death Valley to shoot up?",
   "answer": "What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from prison to go to Death Valley to shoot up? A high low small medium at large."
 },
 {
   "id": 6261,
   "question": "What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?",
   "answer": "I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation."
 },
 {
   "id": 6262,
   "question": "Why is DJ Khaled's favorite number 11?",
   "answer": "Cuz it has another 1"
 },
 {
   "id": 6263,
   "question": "What's the difference between my basement and a Ferrari?",
   "answer": "One is filled with hookers, and the other is my basement!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6264,
   "question": "What's the dumbest animal in the jungle?",
   "answer": "The polar bear. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6265,
   "question": "Why does Jerry Sienfeld clean up on tinder?",
   "answer": "He can't go left"
 },
 {
   "id": 6266,
   "question": "Pickup Line: How do you like your eggs?",
   "answer": "Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?"
 },
 {
   "id": 6267,
   "question": "What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a crab with breast implants?",
   "answer": "One's a crusty bus station, the others a busty crustacean."
 },
 {
   "id": 6268,
   "question": "What do you call a black man camping?",
   "answer": "Criminal intent "
 },
 {
   "id": 6269,
   "question": "Why do bald men cut holes in their pockets?",
   "answer": "So they can run their fingers through their hair."
 },
 {
   "id": 6270,
   "question": "How does a Welshman find a sheep in tall grass?",
   "answer": "Very satisfying. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6271,
   "question": "Why couldn't the two melons get married?",
   "answer": "Because they cantaloupe."
 },
 {
   "id": 6272,
   "question": "How fast can a bear run?",
   "answer": "As fast as it can bear."
 },
 {
   "id": 6273,
   "question": "What did the bacon say to the sandwich?",
   "answer": "This club can't even handle me right now"
 },
 {
   "id": 6274,
   "question": "What do you call a witch that only eats sand?",
   "answer": "Malnourished "
 },
 {
   "id": 6275,
   "question": "What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?",
   "answer": "A hot dog"
 },
 {
   "id": 6276,
   "question": "What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?",
   "answer": "Coughing up someone else's phlegm"
 },
 {
   "id": 6277,
   "question": "What did T say to reassure V?",
   "answer": "\"Don't worry.  I'm right behind U.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 6278,
   "question": "what's th difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?",
   "answer": "the refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."
 },
 {
   "id": 6279,
   "question": "How do you know if a joke is a dad joke?",
   "answer": "A dad joke has to reach father for a pun."
 },
 {
   "id": 6280,
   "question": "What do you call an Irish phone technician who's always calling in sick?",
   "answer": "Crock o'Dial."
 },
 {
   "id": 6281,
   "question": "What you get if you cross an r/jokes redditor with an author of books about the past?",
   "answer": "History repeating itself."
 },
 {
   "id": 6282,
   "question": "What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?",
   "answer": "\"Hey guys, watch this!\""
 },
 {
   "id": 6283,
   "question": "A T-100 is sent back to 2016 to terminate Trump and Clinton. Who survives?",
   "answer": "Not the next redditor to post a fucking 'America' version of the disaster set up."
 },
 {
   "id": 6284,
   "question": "Civil War Jokes?",
   "answer": "Most of them are General-Lee stupid."
 },
 {
   "id": 6285,
   "question": "How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?",
   "answer": "You take the pizza delivery sign off"
 },
 {
   "id": 6286,
   "question": "How do you keep an amish girl happy?",
   "answer": "Two men a night."
 },
 {
   "id": 6287,
   "question": "Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?",
   "answer": "Because he might peek at chu."
 },
 {
   "id": 6288,
   "question": "What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?",
   "answer": "Having to admit you have autism :,P"
 },
 {
   "id": 6289,
   "question": "What's small and green and smells like pork?",
   "answer": "Kermit's Finger."
 },
 {
   "id": 6290,
   "question": "Did you hear about the holocaust museum banning Pokemon?",
   "answer": "I guess they didn't want a bunch of Ash running around."
 },
 {
   "id": 6291,
   "question": "What's the temperate inside of a ton-ton?",
   "answer": "What's the temperature inside of a ton-ton? Lukewarm."
 },
 {
   "id": 6292,
   "question": "What do you call a group of dogs?",
   "answer": "a PAW-se"
 },
 {
   "id": 6293,
   "question": "What bill is the Congress's favorite?",
   "answer": "Of course the $ bill!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6294,
   "question": "What's the difference between a singularity full of booty and Jesse Jackson?",
   "answer": "One's an ass blackhole, and the other's a - [removed]"
 },
 {
   "id": 6295,
   "question": "Why did the black med student wait all day at the rear entrance of the student cafeteria?",
   "answer": "Because his professor told his class they were going to spend the entire next day at a bacteria conference."
 },
 {
   "id": 6296,
   "question": "What's the difference between a drug dealer and a homosexual?",
   "answer": "One's crack is in a junkie and the other's junk is in a crack."
 },
 {
   "id": 6297,
   "question": "why did the latina girl get pregnant?",
   "answer": "Because her parents told her to do her essay."
 },
 {
   "id": 6298,
   "question": "What do you call a girlfriend who does kegel exercises?",
   "answer": "Your main squeeze."
 },
 {
   "id": 6299,
   "question": "What do you call a sexually active spaghetti?",
   "answer": "Fetishini Alfredo "
 },
 {
   "id": 6300,
   "question": "What do you call cum after dinner?",
   "answer": "Jizzert"
 },
 {
   "id": 6301,
   "question": "What do you call a cow having a seizure?",
   "answer": "A milkshake."
 },
 {
   "id": 6302,
   "question": "What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?",
   "answer": "The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)"
 },
 {
   "id": 6303,
   "question": "What do you call a barn full of black people?",
   "answer": "A police shooting range."
 },
 {
   "id": 6304,
   "question": "Whats the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?",
   "answer": "Usain Bolt can finish a race"
 },
 {
   "id": 6305,
   "question": "Why can't the armless girl comb?",
   "answer": "Because she already had cancer."
 },
 {
   "id": 6306,
   "question": "How german are you on a scale on 1-10?",
   "answer": "Do you even have a permit for this survey?! "
 },
 {
   "id": 6307,
   "question": "How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?",
   "answer": "The same way British people pronounce beer can."
 },
 {
   "id": 6308,
   "question": "What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped jail?",
   "answer": "Small medium at large"
 },
 {
   "id": 6309,
   "question": "What did the waitress say to the man who wouldn't stop staring at her while she refilled his glass?",
   "answer": "Take a pitcher, it'll last longer!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6310,
   "question": "What's the difference between a joke and 3 cocks?",
   "answer": "You can't take a joke."
 },
 {
   "id": 6311,
   "question": "Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?",
   "answer": "Because he was constantly nursing a semi."
 },
 {
   "id": 6312,
   "question": "what do you call a sad tree?",
   "answer": "Mourning wood"
 },
 {
   "id": 6313,
   "question": "What are the man with no shoes say when he was forced to walk on broken glass?",
   "answer": "Fuck"
 },
 {
   "id": 6314,
   "question": "Did you hear about the cow that tried to hurdle a barbed wire fence?",
   "answer": "It was an udder disaster."
 },
 {
   "id": 6315,
   "question": "What do a lesbian bar and a vegan's freezer have in common?",
   "answer": "No meat..."
 },
 {
   "id": 6316,
   "question": "What do you call your friend from Prague who beat you at chess?",
   "answer": "Your Czech mate"
 },
 {
   "id": 6317,
   "question": "What do you call a deaf pokemon go player walking into traffic?",
   "answer": "Anything you want they're not going to hear you."
 },
 {
   "id": 6318,
   "question": "What's the difference between life and wife's rant?",
   "answer": "Life eventually ends. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6319,
   "question": "Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?",
   "answer": "The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy."
 },
 {
   "id": 6320,
   "question": "Which news outlet has the most interesting Black Lives Matter coverage?",
   "answer": "BBC"
 },
 {
   "id": 6321,
   "question": "What is the similarity between a projector and an ugly prostitute?",
   "answer": "Both work better with the lights off."
 },
 {
   "id": 6322,
   "question": "What's a baby hen called?",
   "answer": "Chic hen"
 },
 {
   "id": 6323,
   "question": "How do astronauts make a party?",
   "answer": "They planet."
 },
 {
   "id": 6324,
   "question": "Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?",
   "answer": "The eyes, cause they di-late."
 },
 {
   "id": 6325,
   "question": "Where did Noah keep the Bees?",
   "answer": "In the Ark-Hives."
 },
 {
   "id": 6326,
   "question": "Why is the horse is Hitler's favourite animal?",
   "answer": "Because it neighns!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6327,
   "question": "What do bisexuals use for transportation?",
   "answer": "Bicycles."
 },
 {
   "id": 6328,
   "question": "What kind of superhero would Caitlyn Jenner be?",
   "answer": "An Ex-Man."
 },
 {
   "id": 6329,
   "question": "Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on Viagra?",
   "answer": "They couldn't close his coffin"
 },
 {
   "id": 6330,
   "question": "What do you call a Mexican that lives in Maine?",
   "answer": "an L.L.Beaner"
 },
 {
   "id": 6331,
   "question": "Did you hear about the salad who went missing?",
   "answer": "All they found were its chard romaines"
 },
 {
   "id": 6332,
   "question": "Who earns a living driving their customers away?",
   "answer": "A taxi driver"
 },
 {
   "id": 6333,
   "question": "Did you hear about the fire at the cheese factory?",
   "answer": "Nearly a total loss... All that was left was de-brie."
 },
 {
   "id": 6334,
   "question": "What do you call an Indian woman who sits in front of the fire with her legs open?",
   "answer": "Sinjit"
 },
 {
   "id": 6335,
   "question": "how many jews can you fit in a car?",
   "answer": "2 in the back, 2 in the front, ad six million in the ashtray."
 },
 {
   "id": 6336,
   "question": "What do people and trees have in common?",
   "answer": "They both fall down when you hit them with an axe."
 },
 {
   "id": 6337,
   "question": "What is the pH of a public pool?",
   "answer": "All P"
 },
 {
   "id": 6338,
   "question": "Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?",
   "answer": "He worked it out with a pencil."
 },
 {
   "id": 6339,
   "question": "[Dark Humor]Why is suicide illegal?",
   "answer": "Destruction of government property."
 },
 {
   "id": 6340,
   "question": "Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?",
   "answer": "They're making headlines everywhere!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6341,
   "question": "How is credit like cocaine?",
   "answer": "Everyone just needs 1 more line."
 },
 {
   "id": 6342,
   "question": "What do you call sheep in the Middle East?",
   "answer": "Arak of lamb"
 },
 {
   "id": 6343,
   "question": "Where did Sally go during the bombing?",
   "answer": "Everywhere."
 },
 {
   "id": 6344,
   "question": "What's the best part about being an orphan?",
   "answer": "All your chips and candy bars are family sized. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6345,
   "question": "Did you know a load of hairy gay Theodore Roosevelt impersonators had a meal in the park today?",
   "answer": "It was the Teddy Bear's picnic. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6346,
   "question": "Why do walruses just love a Tupperware party?",
   "answer": "They’re always on the lookout for a tight seal."
 },
 {
   "id": 6347,
   "question": "Why did the cat cross the road?",
   "answer": "Because curiousity was on the other side"
 },
 {
   "id": 6348,
   "question": "Did you hear about the topologist who got in shape through surfing?",
   "answer": "It was totally cubular."
 },
 {
   "id": 6349,
   "question": "Why did Sally cross the road?",
   "answer": "Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt"
 },
 {
   "id": 6350,
   "question": "What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?",
   "answer": "\"I just booked a cook for cooking the books.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 6351,
   "question": "What kind of newspaper do cows read?",
   "answer": "The Moo York Times"
 },
 {
   "id": 6352,
   "question": "What's the difference between dreams and memes?",
   "answer": "I haven't given up on my memes yet "
 },
 {
   "id": 6353,
   "question": "What do programmers hate more than fat women?",
   "answer": "Fat fingers"
 },
 {
   "id": 6354,
   "question": "Where do you put dead typists?",
   "answer": "In the `!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6355,
   "question": "What did Victoria say to Vancouver?",
   "answer": "I'll BC-ing you later."
 },
 {
   "id": 6356,
   "question": "What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?",
   "answer": "\"You da bomb\" \"No, you da bomb!\""
 },
 {
   "id": 6357,
   "question": "What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?",
   "answer": "Oven mitts."
 },
 {
   "id": 6358,
   "question": "How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "Fish."
 },
 {
   "id": 6359,
   "question": "How do you defeat your enemies?",
   "answer": "Chop off their feet."
 },
 {
   "id": 6360,
   "question": "What do you call a tenor with erectile problems?",
   "answer": "Flacido Domingo."
 },
 {
   "id": 6361,
   "question": "What do u get when u give a rodent date rape drugs?",
   "answer": "Mickey Mouse  "
 },
 {
   "id": 6362,
   "question": "What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?",
   "answer": "He wipes"
 },
 {
   "id": 6363,
   "question": "What do you call a nazi gardeners foot pain?",
   "answer": "A facist planter's Plantar Fasciitis."
 },
 {
   "id": 6364,
   "question": "What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark?",
   "answer": "The period: it marks the end of his sentence."
 },
 {
   "id": 6365,
   "question": "What do you get when you have sex with an STD infested mentally challenged person?",
   "answer": "The slow clap"
 },
 {
   "id": 6366,
   "question": "What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?",
   "answer": "I need two hands to remove training wheels."
 },
 {
   "id": 6367,
   "question": "What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?",
   "answer": "To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West."
 },
 {
   "id": 6368,
   "question": "What is the difference between Pokémon Go and Tinder?",
   "answer": "On one app you search your area and find strange creatures, on the other you only find pokèmon."
 },
 {
   "id": 6369,
   "question": "What is called when an insurance company assesses a totaled car?",
   "answer": "An auto-topsy "
 },
 {
   "id": 6370,
   "question": "What is the difference between Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton?",
   "answer": "How their name's spelt."
 },
 {
   "id": 6371,
   "question": "What's the difference between love and lust?",
   "answer": "\"About two-hundred dollars.\" - Johnny Carson"
 },
 {
   "id": 6372,
   "question": "What movie contains the most micro aggressions?",
   "answer": "Ant Man"
 },
 {
   "id": 6373,
   "question": "What job do you never stop training for?",
   "answer": "Conductor"
 },
 {
   "id": 6374,
   "question": "what's the difference between light and hard?",
   "answer": "You can Sleep with a light on "
 },
 {
   "id": 6375,
   "question": "How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?",
   "answer": "Turn 19"
 },
 {
   "id": 6376,
   "question": "What is skeleton?",
   "answer": "Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6377,
   "question": "What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?",
   "answer": "The Allahu ak-Bar "
 },
 {
   "id": 6378,
   "question": "What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes?",
   "answer": "Dix."
 },
 {
   "id": 6379,
   "question": "How many Germans does it take to make a negative?",
   "answer": "Nein."
 },
 {
   "id": 6380,
   "question": "What is an Hommish woman's fantasy?",
   "answer": "Two Mennonite"
 },
 {
   "id": 6381,
   "question": "Does French wine really taste like urine?",
   "answer": "Oui."
 },
 {
   "id": 6382,
   "question": "What is the difference between a feminist and a hockey player?",
   "answer": "A hockey player showers after 3 periods."
 },
 {
   "id": 6383,
   "question": "What's long, hard, brown and sticky?",
   "answer": "A stick"
 },
 {
   "id": 6384,
   "question": "Q: Why is sex like math?",
   "answer": "A: You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying."
 },
 {
   "id": 6385,
   "question": "What Overwatch character sucks at making original art?",
   "answer": "Tracer"
 },
 {
   "id": 6386,
   "question": "What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?",
   "answer": "What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties."
 },
 {
   "id": 6387,
   "question": "How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?",
   "answer": "You poke 'em on."
 },
 {
   "id": 6388,
   "question": "What's the downside to bigamy?",
   "answer": "More than one mother-in-law."
 },
 {
   "id": 6389,
   "question": "How did Jesus get so ripped?",
   "answer": "He does crossfit. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6390,
   "question": "How do you get a Twinkie pregnant?",
   "answer": "Put it in box of Ding Dongs.  What is it afterwards?  A HoHo"
 },
 {
   "id": 6391,
   "question": "How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "Just one, but they have to steal it first."
 },
 {
   "id": 6392,
   "question": "What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne?",
   "answer": "Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12."
 },
 {
   "id": 6393,
   "question": "What do you call the unjust murder of someone?",
   "answer": "Out of the Blue."
 },
 {
   "id": 6394,
   "question": "What is a pirate's favorite restaurant?",
   "answer": "Arrrrrrby's "
 },
 {
   "id": 6395,
   "question": "What company makes the best fireworks?",
   "answer": "Spacex "
 },
 {
   "id": 6396,
   "question": "Why did the kid eat his homework?",
   "answer": "Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.  -My 6 year old Nephew "
 },
 {
   "id": 6397,
   "question": "What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?",
   "answer": "I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest."
 },
 {
   "id": 6398,
   "question": "What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?",
   "answer": "Heinz-enburg."
 },
 {
   "id": 6399,
   "question": "What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?",
   "answer": "It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)"
 },
 {
   "id": 6400,
   "question": "What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?",
   "answer": "Thats nuts"
 },
 {
   "id": 6401,
   "question": "What is the name of your friend's advisor?",
   "answer": "Budweiser"
 },
 {
   "id": 6402,
   "question": "What do you call a white guy with a gun?",
   "answer": "A potential suspect."
 },
 {
   "id": 6403,
   "question": "Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokémon Go?",
   "answer": "Because Intel Inside."
 },
 {
   "id": 6404,
   "question": "Hey girl, is your name Hoover?",
   "answer": "Because: a) Dammmm  b) I blame you for me being broke  c) You can suck real well d) You should be cleaning my house top to bottom "
 },
 {
   "id": 6405,
   "question": "Where do angry mailmen work?",
   "answer": "At the pissed office."
 },
 {
   "id": 6406,
   "question": "Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?",
   "answer": "It was a sting operation."
 },
 {
   "id": 6407,
   "question": "How do Jews shower?",
   "answer": "How do Jews shower? The same as you idiot. First we get nice and we.. Wait, it's a trap! The gas its too mu... faint scream"
 },
 {
   "id": 6408,
   "question": "What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light-bulb?",
   "answer": "You can un-screw the light-bulb"
 },
 {
   "id": 6409,
   "question": "Who's the first Jewish guy to get a Heisman Trophy?",
   "answer": "\"Fred Goldman, because he's got mine!\" - OJ Simpson"
 },
 {
   "id": 6410,
   "question": "What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion?",
   "answer": "Seeing your ex. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6411,
   "question": "Why do lesbians shop at sport authority?",
   "answer": "Because they don't like Dick's"
 },
 {
   "id": 6412,
   "question": "What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?",
   "answer": "The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them."
 },
 {
   "id": 6413,
   "question": "How do you pick out the Christian Terrorist out of a crowd?",
   "answer": "Find the guy wearing a rebel flag."
 },
 {
   "id": 6414,
   "question": "What do you call war fought with bees?",
   "answer": "...Beeological Warfare"
 },
 {
   "id": 6415,
   "question": "Who was the worst U.S. President of all time?",
   "answer": "Hoover, his administration really sucked."
 },
 {
   "id": 6416,
   "question": "What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?",
   "answer": "Beef Jerky. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6417,
   "question": "What are filipinos horror stories?",
   "answer": "Crispy Pata"
 },
 {
   "id": 6418,
   "question": "Ohio?",
   "answer": "More like OBYEo.  (If you're from Michigan you'll understand)"
 },
 {
   "id": 6419,
   "question": "How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement"
 },
 {
   "id": 6420,
   "question": "What is Ramsay Bolton's favorite band?",
   "answer": "Cold Flay"
 },
 {
   "id": 6421,
   "question": "What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?",
   "answer": "The RE-tardis"
 },
 {
   "id": 6422,
   "question": "Why are black people good at basketball?",
   "answer": "Because they shoot, steal, and run. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6423,
   "question": "KNOCK KNOCK.....WHOSE THERE?",
   "answer": "GESTAPO"
 },
 {
   "id": 6424,
   "question": "Why did the Donkey Vacuum sell so poorly?",
   "answer": "Because it sucked ass."
 },
 {
   "id": 6425,
   "question": "What do you call Nazis from San Francisco?",
   "answer": "Bay Aryans"
 },
 {
   "id": 6426,
   "question": "Did you hear about the lawyer selling moonshine from a van outside the courthouse?",
   "answer": "He was disbarred. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6427,
   "question": "What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?",
   "answer": "Rosalind Franklin's notes. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6428,
   "question": "What's the creepiest body of water?",
   "answer": "Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before."
 },
 {
   "id": 6429,
   "question": "Why can't you trust an atom?",
   "answer": "Why can't you trust an atom? Because I gave the cheat $100,000,000 AND ALL I GOT BACK WAS A MEATBALL FROM IKEA "
 },
 {
   "id": 6430,
   "question": "How much money do gay bars make?",
   "answer": "A buttload. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6431,
   "question": "When Johnny was late for class, his teacher asked why?",
   "answer": "\"My dad got burnt\" said Johnny \"Nothing serious I hope\" exclaimed the teacher To which Johnny replied \"They don't fuck around down the crematorium Miss\""
 },
 {
   "id": 6432,
   "question": "Pokemon?",
   "answer": "go fuck yourself"
 },
 {
   "id": 6433,
   "question": "What is the playing surface of the New Orleans Superdome called?",
   "answer": "Mardi grass."
 },
 {
   "id": 6434,
   "question": "What are the spookiest sounds?",
   "answer": "Skeletones."
 },
 {
   "id": 6435,
   "question": "What do you call a black cop?",
   "answer": "Suicidal."
 },
 {
   "id": 6436,
   "question": "Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?",
   "answer": "Cause it doesn't want to be latte.  Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy! "
 },
 {
   "id": 6437,
   "question": "What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?",
   "answer": "Pump kin."
 },
 {
   "id": 6438,
   "question": "How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "None, they just shoot the room for being black."
 },
 {
   "id": 6439,
   "question": "Why do fat acceptance supporters make no sense?",
   "answer": "Because their reasoning is circular."
 },
 {
   "id": 6440,
   "question": "What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?",
   "answer": "A bagel"
 },
 {
   "id": 6441,
   "question": "What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 10^23 pieces?",
   "answer": "Guacamole."
 },
 {
   "id": 6442,
   "question": "What's fast and breathes fast underwater?",
   "answer": "Definitely not a toddler, I can tell you that now."
 },
 {
   "id": 6443,
   "question": "What do Venezuelans like to eat with their cheese?",
   "answer": "Caracas."
 },
 {
   "id": 6444,
   "question": "Child: do women have period on weekends ?",
   "answer": "Me : yes"
 },
 {
   "id": 6445,
   "question": "What do you call a guy who puts his right hand into the mouth of a great white shark?",
   "answer": "Lefty."
 },
 {
   "id": 6446,
   "question": "What's it called when an Ethiopian does gymnastics?",
   "answer": "Blackrobatics. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6447,
   "question": "What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?",
   "answer": "Sorry, my fault."
 },
 {
   "id": 6448,
   "question": "What did the DNA say to the mRNA?",
   "answer": "\"I'm better without U.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 6449,
   "question": "What does a black policeman says when he looks in the mirror?",
   "answer": "Oh shit a cop!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6450,
   "question": "Why was 10 traumatized?",
   "answer": "Because it was in the middle of 9/11"
 },
 {
   "id": 6451,
   "question": "What did the sea say to the sand?",
   "answer": "Nothing, it simply waved."
 },
 {
   "id": 6452,
   "question": "What's a tick's favorite food?",
   "answer": "A tic tac"
 },
 {
   "id": 6453,
   "question": "Have you tried the new, ultra-realistic vibrator?",
   "answer": "\"No, how does it work?\"  \"Right before you climax it comes, goes limp, farts, and turns itself off.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 6454,
   "question": "So what do you do for a living? Im in organ trafficking. Fu** ! Dont you have a heart?",
   "answer": "Was that a critic or an order?"
 },
 {
   "id": 6455,
   "question": "How many Pokémon does it take to change a light bulb?",
   "answer": "Not sure, gotta catch them all first!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6456,
   "question": "Why did the console games cross the road?",
   "answer": "Because console gamers go outside.  (Title should say gamer not games)"
 },
 {
   "id": 6457,
   "question": "What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?",
   "answer": "A small medium at large."
 },
 {
   "id": 6458,
   "question": "-What's your zodiac sign?",
   "answer": "-Tyrannosaurus.  -But that's not even a real sign.  -None of the zodiac signs are real.  "
 },
 {
   "id": 6459,
   "question": "In Pakistan, what's the difference between an elementary school and a terrorist training camp?",
   "answer": "I don't know, I just fly the drone."
 },
 {
   "id": 6460,
   "question": "Foreigner? Why not fist her?",
   "answer": "Badoom TSSSSssT! (Say it out loud)"
 },
 {
   "id": 6461,
   "question": "Why can't Hillary Clinton be called a female?",
   "answer": "Because she deleted the emale."
 },
 {
   "id": 6462,
   "question": "Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?",
   "answer": "Because the photon was incoherent."
 },
 {
   "id": 6463,
   "question": "Hilary and Trump are on a sinking boat. Who is saved?",
   "answer": "America"
 },
 {
   "id": 6464,
   "question": "How does a person with less than 50 dollars become a millionaire?",
   "answer": "Knawledge!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6465,
   "question": "What do you call it when you hire your relatives to play with your nipples?",
   "answer": "Nippletism "
 },
 {
   "id": 6466,
   "question": "Why are you all sweaty?",
   "answer": "I was watching cops"
 },
 {
   "id": 6467,
   "question": "Why does ISIS like sheep?",
   "answer": "Is-Lamb!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6468,
   "question": "What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?",
   "answer": "They bio-D-grade."
 },
 {
   "id": 6469,
   "question": "What did the jewish barman do when they ran out of beer?",
   "answer": "Hebrew"
 },
 {
   "id": 6470,
   "question": "What's a thimble?",
   "answer": "By definithion, thomething that represenths or thtands for thomething elth. Thymbolithm, y'know."
 },
 {
   "id": 6471,
   "question": "What was Anne Frank's middle name?",
   "answer": "Ashley"
 },
 {
   "id": 6472,
   "question": "How do four gay men sit comfortably if there is only one bar stool?",
   "answer": "They turn it upside down."
 },
 {
   "id": 6473,
   "question": "What wind is best for footballs?",
   "answer": "Drew Brees "
 },
 {
   "id": 6474,
   "question": "What's the best way to get to the front page?",
   "answer": "Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP! "
 },
 {
   "id": 6475,
   "question": "What's cold, hot and chilly all at once?",
   "answer": "Cold chili."
 },
 {
   "id": 6476,
   "question": "What do you call a woman with one leg?",
   "answer": "Ilene   What do you call an Asian woman with one leg?   Irene"
 },
 {
   "id": 6477,
   "question": "What do you call a mooner on the last overnight flight?",
   "answer": "A red-eye"
 },
 {
   "id": 6478,
   "question": "What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?",
   "answer": "A coop."
 },
 {
   "id": 6479,
   "question": "What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?",
   "answer": "A midwife crisis"
 },
 {
   "id": 6480,
   "question": "Why did the DJ consider himself to be a part of the LGBTQ community?",
   "answer": "Because he was transitioning. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6481,
   "question": "What do mathematicians call people with glasses?",
   "answer": "sqrt(-16)"
 },
 {
   "id": 6482,
   "question": "What's the generic name for Viagra?",
   "answer": "Mycoxafloppin."
 },
 {
   "id": 6483,
   "question": "What did the pirate photographer say?",
   "answer": "Check out my DSL-Arrrgh."
 },
 {
   "id": 6484,
   "question": "What comes once in a second, twice in a minute, but never in a million years?",
   "answer": "This joke being reposted."
 },
 {
   "id": 6485,
   "question": "What does IDK mean?",
   "answer": "I've yet to find someone who knows."
 },
 {
   "id": 6486,
   "question": "Why did my sister go down to the fish market?",
   "answer": "Oh just for the Halibut!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6487,
   "question": "What is the best part of Pokemon Go?",
   "answer": "I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me."
 },
 {
   "id": 6488,
   "question": "How do you call Canadian people?",
   "answer": "Unarmed Americans."
 },
 {
   "id": 6489,
   "question": "Which street does the police officer live in?",
   "answer": "Let's be Avenue "
 },
 {
   "id": 6490,
   "question": "Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?",
   "answer": "Because they're too cagey. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6491,
   "question": "Why are so many physicists non-religious?",
   "answer": "Because they understand that losing weight doesn't make you thinner, you have to lose mass."
 },
 {
   "id": 6492,
   "question": "What is it called if someone wears your bra?",
   "answer": "Cobra!!!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6493,
   "question": "What do you call an Irish bodyguard?",
   "answer": "Liam Malone."
 },
 {
   "id": 6494,
   "question": "What do you call an Irish thief?",
   "answer": "Nick McGuinness."
 },
 {
   "id": 6495,
   "question": "What does an Elephant use as a tampon?",
   "answer": "A sheep "
 },
 {
   "id": 6496,
   "question": "Why did France really surrender to Germany?",
   "answer": "[Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.]"
 },
 {
   "id": 6497,
   "question": "What do niggers and twinkies have in common?",
   "answer": "You have to un-rap them before you can get to their delicious Kareem filling."
 },
 {
   "id": 6498,
   "question": "Why do people never eat clocks?",
   "answer": "Because it’s really time consuming."
 },
 {
   "id": 6499,
   "question": "Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?",
   "answer": "Because he kept locking up."
 },
 {
   "id": 6500,
   "question": "What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?",
   "answer": "Amhere.  What do you call the second Afghan off the boat?  Amhere Azwel.  What do you call the third Afghan off the boat?  Amhere Azwell Azhim. :)"
 },
 {
   "id": 6501,
   "question": "What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?",
   "answer": "Rick O'Shea."
 },
 {
   "id": 6502,
   "question": "Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?",
   "answer": "Because he doesn't carry any matches!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6503,
   "question": "What do you call a scary prostitute?",
   "answer": "Horrifying."
 },
 {
   "id": 6504,
   "question": "Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?",
   "answer": "She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading."
 },
 {
   "id": 6505,
   "question": "What kind of bee can make milk?",
   "answer": "Boobies"
 },
 {
   "id": 6506,
   "question": "What did the man say about the Jewish Bartender?",
   "answer": "Hebrewing up a storm!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6507,
   "question": "What does an elephant keep in his trunk?",
   "answer": "6 foot of snot"
 },
 {
   "id": 6508,
   "question": "Who always wins the insect election?",
   "answer": "The lesser of two weevils."
 },
 {
   "id": 6509,
   "question": "Why do white girls walk in odd numbers?",
   "answer": "Because they can't even"
 },
 {
   "id": 6510,
   "question": "What can't I find on the internet?",
   "answer": "My keys"
 },
 {
   "id": 6511,
   "question": "What do you call an egyptian sun god with a colombian accent?",
   "answer": "ShakiRA"
 },
 {
   "id": 6512,
   "question": "What's the difference between dead babies and salads?",
   "answer": "I don't put my salads in the microwave before I eat them "
 },
 {
   "id": 6513,
   "question": "what do you call a man with a rubber toe?",
   "answer": "Roberto"
 },
 {
   "id": 6514,
   "question": "Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?",
   "answer": "So Catholics could do this [makes the sign of the cross], instead of this [bangs self in head with fists]."
 },
 {
   "id": 6515,
   "question": "Why are miners always narcissistic?",
   "answer": "Because they MINE as a job."
 },
 {
   "id": 6516,
   "question": "What's the German super hero called?",
   "answer": "Ale-Man"
 },
 {
   "id": 6517,
   "question": "What do you call a Bronie in the military?",
   "answer": "A GIbronie!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6518,
   "question": "What's a pirate's least favorite letter?",
   "answer": "A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally."
 },
 {
   "id": 6519,
   "question": "What rhymes with Pistorius?",
   "answer": "His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus."
 },
 {
   "id": 6520,
   "question": "What's Mr. Ts chain made out of?",
   "answer": "Fools gold"
 },
 {
   "id": 6521,
   "question": "Did you hear about the midget fortune-teller who was ripping people off with fake fortune-tellings?",
   "answer": "He's a small medium at large."
 },
 {
   "id": 6522,
   "question": "What is the definition of disappointment?",
   "answer": "Running into wall with a boner and breaking your nose."
 },
 {
   "id": 6523,
   "question": "What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?",
   "answer": "Aye, Aye!  Arrrr!  & the Seven Seas!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6524,
   "question": "What is the only result for Ear-rape?",
   "answer": "Hearing AIDS."
 },
 {
   "id": 6525,
   "question": "[OC] What did Remus Lupin say to Nymphadora Tonks?",
   "answer": "I'm a-lookin'... And I'm a lycan."
 },
 {
   "id": 6526,
   "question": "What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?",
   "answer": "Quarter pounder with cheese😂"
 },
 {
   "id": 6527,
   "question": "How Did I Make It To The Middle East?",
   "answer": "Iran there."
 },
 {
   "id": 6528,
   "question": "How many \"suh dudes\" does it take to turn on a light bulb?",
   "answer": "None, it's already lit fam haha suh dude."
 },
 {
   "id": 6529,
   "question": "How are a hobo and a balloon alike?",
   "answer": "Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)"
 },
 {
   "id": 6530,
   "question": "What did one kid at the playground say to the other kid?",
   "answer": "Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide"
 },
 {
   "id": 6531,
   "question": "How does a Native American count numbers?",
   "answer": "With shot glasses."
 },
 {
   "id": 6532,
   "question": "How do you kill a German?",
   "answer": "Put them in front of a red light in the middle of the desert."
 },
 {
   "id": 6533,
   "question": "What happens when you give a cow a joint?",
   "answer": "The steaks are high"
 },
 {
   "id": 6534,
   "question": "Why do conservatives want everyone to own a gun?",
   "answer": "They have to justify killings blacks somehow."
 },
 {
   "id": 6535,
   "question": "What's a Pirate's least favorite letter?",
   "answer": "A copyright infringement notice. Edit: Alright you, cunts, I get it. This joke has been told earlier. It popped into my mind after reading the \"What is a pirate's favorite letter?\" joke in this sub earlier. Obviously more than one person is not allowed to come up with the same joke. Sorry I tried."
 },
 {
   "id": 6536,
   "question": "Why did the restless Scottish man have a wet dream?",
   "answer": "Because he was counting sheep!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6537,
   "question": "What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?",
   "answer": "Thank you, Karma gain"
 },
 {
   "id": 6538,
   "question": "Why did barbie never get pregnant?",
   "answer": "Because ken came in a different box"
 },
 {
   "id": 6539,
   "question": "Why does Britain love tea so much?",
   "answer": "Because tea leaves."
 },
 {
   "id": 6540,
   "question": "What does the bees do with their honey?",
   "answer": "They eat it, If they eat too much, they will get Diabeetis."
 },
 {
   "id": 6541,
   "question": "What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?",
   "answer": "Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog"
 },
 {
   "id": 6542,
   "question": "How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?",
   "answer": "Aloha Akbar."
 },
 {
   "id": 6543,
   "question": "Hi! This is my first time in a Fitness Center. How do I start?",
   "answer": "Personal Trainer: By putting down that Pizza slice!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6544,
   "question": "Why did the Agnostic cross the road?",
   "answer": "We don't have enough evidence to say for sure."
 },
 {
   "id": 6545,
   "question": "What do you call Bees that make milk?",
   "answer": "Boobies I'm so sorry, it's late and my friend just told this joke to me."
 },
 {
   "id": 6546,
   "question": "Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford?",
   "answer": "It was a Fiesta"
 },
 {
   "id": 6547,
   "question": "What do Jewish pedophiles say?",
   "answer": "Hey Kid... you wanna buy a piece of candy?"
 },
 {
   "id": 6548,
   "question": "How do we know Mayberry's Andy Taylor was a Redditor?",
   "answer": "He had sex with Opie's mom. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6549,
   "question": "What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?",
   "answer": "Cheez It!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6550,
   "question": "Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?",
   "answer": "He had a bad experience with windows."
 },
 {
   "id": 6551,
   "question": "Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?",
   "answer": "Brian Setzer"
 },
 {
   "id": 6552,
   "question": "Why did the staff party go to jail?",
   "answer": "Because they were in treble. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6553,
   "question": "Why was 7 afraid of 8?",
   "answer": "Because 8 nined 10."
 },
 {
   "id": 6554,
   "question": "What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?",
   "answer": "Wohahaha! That was funny! XD"
 },
 {
   "id": 6555,
   "question": "What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?",
   "answer": "Underwear Replenishment"
 },
 {
   "id": 6556,
   "question": "What is it called when you get a bathroom hand job while listening to blues?",
   "answer": "W.C. Handy"
 },
 {
   "id": 6557,
   "question": "Why do cemeteries have fences?",
   "answer": "Because people are dying to get in. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6558,
   "question": "A black man and an apple fall from a tree at the same time. What hits the ground first?",
   "answer": "The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose."
 },
 {
   "id": 6559,
   "question": "What is the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew?",
   "answer": "The Boy Scout came back from camp."
 },
 {
   "id": 6560,
   "question": "Whats a Mexican's Favorite Sport?",
   "answer": "Cross Country"
 },
 {
   "id": 6561,
   "question": "Hey baby, are you a gorilla exhibit?",
   "answer": "Coz I wanna drop a baby into you. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6562,
   "question": "Whats the most sexually frustrated food?",
   "answer": "Cantaloupe."
 },
 {
   "id": 6563,
   "question": "What is the most expensive type of fish?",
   "answer": "A goldfish! I am not sorry."
 },
 {
   "id": 6564,
   "question": "What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?",
   "answer": "You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork."
 },
 {
   "id": 6565,
   "question": "What's the Terminator's favourite band?",
   "answer": "Guns 'n Roses"
 },
 {
   "id": 6566,
   "question": "Why did Tommen jump out the window?",
   "answer": "Because he was ready to come out."
 },
 {
   "id": 6567,
   "question": "Why is six afraid of 7?",
   "answer": "Because 7 is a registered 6 offender..."
 },
 {
   "id": 6568,
   "question": "What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes?",
   "answer": "A pilot, you racist. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6569,
   "question": "Why is it funny when there is ejaculate in the middle of a highway?",
   "answer": "Because it's a cum-median!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6570,
   "question": "What month does Hitler hate the most?",
   "answer": "July"
 },
 {
   "id": 6571,
   "question": "How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?",
   "answer": "A girl has no name. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6572,
   "question": "What do you call a bad joker?",
   "answer": "A PUNnisher. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6573,
   "question": "What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?",
   "answer": "Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?  Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze."
 },
 {
   "id": 6574,
   "question": "What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?",
   "answer": "Hillary got off Scott-free."
 },
 {
   "id": 6575,
   "question": "What's the difference between jokes and dicks?",
   "answer": "Your mother can't take 3 jokes at the same time."
 },
 {
   "id": 6576,
   "question": "What's the most dangerous possession a gun nut will ever own?",
   "answer": "His car."
 },
 {
   "id": 6577,
   "question": "Did you hear they had to shutdown Japan's first virtual reality porn exhibition?",
   "answer": "Too many people came."
 },
 {
   "id": 6578,
   "question": "How does Seth Macfarlane wishes you Eid Mubarrak?",
   "answer": "Keep it in church, guys."
 },
 {
   "id": 6579,
   "question": "What is a Jewish delima?",
   "answer": "A free ham."
 },
 {
   "id": 6580,
   "question": "Why can't astronauts listen to music?",
   "answer": "The beat can't drop in outer space."
 },
 {
   "id": 6581,
   "question": "How does Donald Trump smoke weed?",
   "answer": "From his bing bing bong"
 },
 {
   "id": 6582,
   "question": "Why don't prostitutes vote?",
   "answer": "They don't care who gets in"
 },
 {
   "id": 6583,
   "question": "What do you call a Snake game that doesn't work?",
   "answer": "An E-Reptile dysfunction"
 },
 {
   "id": 6584,
   "question": "What do you call a rocket-powered car?",
   "answer": "An Otto-mobile"
 },
 {
   "id": 6585,
   "question": "What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?",
   "answer": "Wife. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6586,
   "question": "How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?",
   "answer": "Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow.  Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof"
 },
 {
   "id": 6587,
   "question": "Hear about the guy who broke into a drug store and stole all the Viagra?",
   "answer": "The police are looking for a hardened criminal. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6588,
   "question": "Why did the fish jump out of the water?",
   "answer": "Because he was hooked on worms."
 },
 {
   "id": 6589,
   "question": "What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?",
   "answer": "They both want to pull 1 over on you."
 },
 {
   "id": 6590,
   "question": "Did you hear about the midget fortune teller that escaped from prison?",
   "answer": "The police reported a small medium at large."
 },
 {
   "id": 6591,
   "question": "Whats the difference?",
   "answer": "Between a large pizza and a black father.  A large pizza can feed a family of four."
 },
 {
   "id": 6592,
   "question": "What did one flag say to another?",
   "answer": "What did one flag say to another? Nothing! They just waved."
 },
 {
   "id": 6593,
   "question": "What is the difference between a wife's argument and a knife?",
   "answer": "A knife has a point."
 },
 {
   "id": 6594,
   "question": "Hillary and Donald are out in a rowboat. The boat capsizes. Who get saved?",
   "answer": "The United States of America"
 },
 {
   "id": 6595,
   "question": "What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?",
   "answer": "Comatoast"
 },
 {
   "id": 6596,
   "question": "What do you call a terrorist with cancer?",
   "answer": "A free radical."
 },
 {
   "id": 6597,
   "question": "How is Donald Trump related to this post?",
   "answer": "They're both jokes. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6598,
   "question": "What did Jesus say to all the black people before he died on the cross?",
   "answer": "Don't do anything till I come back. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6599,
   "question": "What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?",
   "answer": "Wohahaha! That was funny! XD"
 },
 {
   "id": 6600,
   "question": "How do black people grow?",
   "answer": "Their knee grows!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6601,
   "question": "What is a Viking's favorite music?",
   "answer": "Ragnarock"
 },
 {
   "id": 6602,
   "question": "What do mexicans cut their pizza with?",
   "answer": "Little Caesars."
 },
 {
   "id": 6603,
   "question": "Why did the pillow cross the road?",
   "answer": "Because it was cooler on the other side."
 },
 {
   "id": 6604,
   "question": "Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?",
   "answer": "At the bottom. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6605,
   "question": "June is over?",
   "answer": "Julying."
 },
 {
   "id": 6606,
   "question": "What can I eat in the evening in front of the TV that wouldn’t make me fat?",
   "answer": "Fingernails. XD"
 },
 {
   "id": 6607,
   "question": "What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?",
   "answer": "There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6608,
   "question": "How much do used batteries cost?",
   "answer": "Nothing, they are free of charge."
 },
 {
   "id": 6609,
   "question": "What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?",
   "answer": "One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little  C"
 },
 {
   "id": 6610,
   "question": "What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?",
   "answer": "Neither want me coming inside them."
 },
 {
   "id": 6611,
   "question": "What do you call a potato that's also a sports fan?",
   "answer": "A spec-tator!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6612,
   "question": "What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?",
   "answer": "You had one job."
 },
 {
   "id": 6613,
   "question": "Does Bryan has a Cranston ?",
   "answer": "Because if he does, he better make sure he doesn't break bad..."
 },
 {
   "id": 6614,
   "question": "Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?",
   "answer": "Because freedom rings. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6615,
   "question": "Know what the opposite of a dad joke is?",
   "answer": "A son burn! Son: I'm thirsty Dad: hi thirsty, I'm friday Son: ugh, at least I have mom's genes. Dad: She was looking for jeans earlier today Son: you're wearing mom jeans right now, which gives you two reasons to feel embarrassed, Mr. Unemployed Dad: "
 },
 {
   "id": 6616,
   "question": "What do you call a Reddit cockblock?",
   "answer": "[removed]"
 },
 {
   "id": 6617,
   "question": "do they have the fourth of July in the UK?",
   "answer": "Of course it comes after the third and before the fifth of July"
 },
 {
   "id": 6618,
   "question": "Why fart and waste it?",
   "answer": "When you can burp and taste it. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6619,
   "question": "What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?",
   "answer": "A woolly jumper."
 },
 {
   "id": 6620,
   "question": "Did you hear Uber and Lyft are merging?",
   "answer": "They're rebranding as \"Luber: For when you need to come fast!\" "
 },
 {
   "id": 6621,
   "question": "What do you call a black woman with a draft between her legs?",
   "answer": "LaQueefa"
 },
 {
   "id": 6622,
   "question": "hy haven’t you ever seen any elephants hiding up trees?",
   "answer": "Because they’re really, really good at it."
 },
 {
   "id": 6623,
   "question": "Where do clowns live?",
   "answer": "In a Clown Hall."
 },
 {
   "id": 6624,
   "question": "Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?",
   "answer": "Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6625,
   "question": "What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?",
   "answer": "Nailed it"
 },
 {
   "id": 6626,
   "question": "What's the difference between Britain and Australia?",
   "answer": "When one votes, it changes something, making things worse.  When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse."
 },
 {
   "id": 6627,
   "question": "Why did the suicidal man cross the road?",
   "answer": "Because he wanted to play chicken."
 },
 {
   "id": 6628,
   "question": "How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?",
   "answer": "Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6629,
   "question": "What does Donald Trump's hair get at the end of each day?",
   "answer": "[removed]"
 },
 {
   "id": 6630,
   "question": "Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?",
   "answer": "Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July  !"
 },
 {
   "id": 6631,
   "question": "What's the difference between Wright and Rong?",
   "answer": "Wright yells, \"Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man."
 },
 {
   "id": 6632,
   "question": "What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?",
   "answer": "Promoted."
 },
 {
   "id": 6633,
   "question": "Why does Dr. Pepper come in a can?",
   "answer": "Because his wife died."
 },
 {
   "id": 6634,
   "question": "What was the radioactive senior citizen's super power?",
   "answer": "Gramma Rays"
 },
 {
   "id": 6635,
   "question": "Where did Noah park his fish?",
   "answer": "The carp-ark."
 },
 {
   "id": 6636,
   "question": "Have you heard of the new crime drama involving a rich dinner party?",
   "answer": "It's called Law and Hors D'oeuvres."
 },
 {
   "id": 6637,
   "question": "Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?",
   "answer": "He was taking a look around"
 },
 {
   "id": 6638,
   "question": "What has four legs and one arm?",
   "answer": "A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard"
 },
 {
   "id": 6639,
   "question": "What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand?",
   "answer": "Cuatro cinco"
 },
 {
   "id": 6640,
   "question": "Why did the cup fall over?",
   "answer": "Because it was drunk."
 },
 {
   "id": 6641,
   "question": "What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?",
   "answer": "Quackamole"
 },
 {
   "id": 6642,
   "question": "What do you call a tree that smokes weed?",
   "answer": "Snoop Log"
 },
 {
   "id": 6643,
   "question": "What's a jawa's favorite type of pasta?",
   "answer": "Rotini!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6644,
   "question": "What's the difference between an asshole and a douchebag?",
   "answer": "No seriously, I just wanna know "
 },
 {
   "id": 6645,
   "question": "How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?",
   "answer": "Turn the barstool upside down."
 },
 {
   "id": 6646,
   "question": "What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?",
   "answer": "Professor +"
 },
 {
   "id": 6647,
   "question": "What's the difference between a jew and a bullet?",
   "answer": "The bullet makes it out of the chamber"
 },
 {
   "id": 6648,
   "question": "Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?",
   "answer": "Because he was Snowden!  (Snowed in)"
 },
 {
   "id": 6649,
   "question": "Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?",
   "answer": "Because it's a loaded question!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6650,
   "question": "How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "None because it's already lit fam  "
 },
 {
   "id": 6651,
   "question": "Why is a bad government like a bikini?",
   "answer": "Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall."
 },
 {
   "id": 6652,
   "question": "What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?",
   "answer": "\"It's Gonna be Pee\""
 },
 {
   "id": 6653,
   "question": "Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?",
   "answer": "He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills."
 },
 {
   "id": 6654,
   "question": "What happens when it hails in Overwatch?",
   "answer": "JUST ICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6655,
   "question": "What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?",
   "answer": "I don't want to put a repost in my mouth"
 },
 {
   "id": 6656,
   "question": "How many suh dudes does it take to change a lot bulb?",
   "answer": "none, it's already lit fam!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6657,
   "question": "What did King George think of the American colonists?",
   "answer": "He thought they were revolting!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6658,
   "question": "What did the guy without hands get for christmas?",
   "answer": "We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet"
 },
 {
   "id": 6659,
   "question": "What does a blonde think Ecuador is?",
   "answer": "How you get into an Ecua"
 },
 {
   "id": 6660,
   "question": "Why do women live on average two years longer?",
   "answer": "Because the time they spend parking doesn’t count."
 },
 {
   "id": 6661,
   "question": "What do you call a person of Irish and Asian descent?",
   "answer": "Rice Paddy. Edit: Credit goes to my nickname from some clever fucker classmate when I was a kid."
 },
 {
   "id": 6662,
   "question": "What's the difference between a Jew and a bullet?",
   "answer": "The bullet gets out of the chamber."
 },
 {
   "id": 6663,
   "question": "How do you say goodbye to your pasta?",
   "answer": "Pasta La Vista, baby!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6664,
   "question": "What did one loaf of bread say to the other?",
   "answer": "Weirdo."
 },
 {
   "id": 6665,
   "question": "Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?",
   "answer": "Because the state abolished plant parenthood"
 },
 {
   "id": 6666,
   "question": "Why does Noddy wear a giant red hat with a yellow tinkling bell on the end of it?",
   "answer": "Because he's a cunt."
 },
 {
   "id": 6667,
   "question": "Why was the ocean always sad?",
   "answer": "Because the beach never waved back."
 },
 {
   "id": 6668,
   "question": "What do dads and grammar Nazis have in common?",
   "answer": "They're not there. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6669,
   "question": "What does a chemist say when he needs someone to pass the salt?",
   "answer": "\"Please pass the salt.\""
 },
 {
   "id": 6670,
   "question": "You ever hear of the Nazi strip club?",
   "answer": "They don't make it rain, they make it Heil!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6671,
   "question": "What did Terry-Thomas say before giving oral?",
   "answer": "\"I say, Mind the gap\""
 },
 {
   "id": 6672,
   "question": "Mom, am I ugly?",
   "answer": "\"I told you not to call me mom in front of people\""
 },
 {
   "id": 6673,
   "question": "What does a polite pirate say?",
   "answer": "Chivalry-Timbers!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6674,
   "question": "What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?",
   "answer": "A-pasta-ate."
 },
 {
   "id": 6675,
   "question": "How many clergymen does it take to screw a lightbulb?",
   "answer": "Amen."
 },
 {
   "id": 6676,
   "question": "What did the puffer fish say to the sea anemone?",
   "answer": "Stop being so closed off."
 },
 {
   "id": 6677,
   "question": "What is the integral of to the x?",
   "answer": "The function of u to the n"
 },
 {
   "id": 6678,
   "question": "A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are asked \"What is 1 + 1\"?",
   "answer": "The mathematician says \"2\" The Physicist says \"2, plus or minus 0.1\" The engineer says \"Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side\"."
 },
 {
   "id": 6679,
   "question": "What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?",
   "answer": "Nothing, you already told her twice."
 },
 {
   "id": 6680,
   "question": "What washes up on small beaches?",
   "answer": "Microwaves!"
 },
 {
   "id": 6681,
   "question": "What do you say when you don't want anymore Heineken?",
   "answer": "NeinIcant"
 },
 {
   "id": 6682,
   "question": "What do black spies call one another?",
   "answer": "Monicker"
 },
 {
   "id": 6683,
   "question": "What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?",
   "answer": "Hillary."
 },
 {
   "id": 6684,
   "question": "When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?",
   "answer": "Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets"
 },
 {
   "id": 6685,
   "question": "What did the ocean say to the lighthouse?",
   "answer": "Nothing, it waved."
 },
 {
   "id": 6686,
   "question": "What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?",
   "answer": "A dead bird. "
 },
 {
   "id": 6687,
   "question": "why is it so hard to solve a murder in Kentucky?",
   "answer": "Because everyone is related and there are no dental records."
 },
 {
   "id": 6688,
   "question": "Why wasn't the geologist hungry?",
   "answer": "He lost his apatite. I know that joke has its faults, so I'll just accept my pumicement and go back to looking at cleavage."
 },
 {
   "id": 6689,
   "question": "How does someone become a sex expert?",
   "answer": "They learn the ins and outs"
 },
 {
   "id": 6690,
   "question": "Why are criticisms of Donald Trump unfair?",
   "answer": "Because they always take his statements out of Kampftext."
 },
 {
   "id": 6691,
   "question": "What do you call a Jewish Tailor?",
   "answer": "A Hebrewdasher"
 },
 {
   "id": 6692,
   "question": "You know