lol

gistfile1.txt

	// script written by Mike Botsko 1999, for JazBot/OMVK

	RightNow = new Date();
	var janet = RightNow.getDate();
	var bob = RightNow.getYear() + 1900;
	var charlie = RightNow.getMonth() + 1;
	var mike = RightNow.getDay();

	var sue = new Array(7)
	sue[0] = "Sunday"
	sue[1] = "Monday"
	sue[2] = "Tuesday"
	sue[3] = "Wednesday"
	sue[4] = "Thursday"
	sue[5] = "Friday"
	sue[6] = "Saturday"

	var kazix = new Array(13)
	kazix[0] = "null"
	kazix[1] = "January"
	kazix[2] = "February"
	kazix[3] = "March"
	kazix[4] = "April"
	kazix[5] = "May"
	kazix[6] = "June"
	kazix[7] = "July"
	kazix[8] = "August"
	kazix[9] = "September"
	kazix[10] = "October"
	kazix[11] = "November"
	kazix[12] = "December"

	document.write("" + sue[mike] + ", " + kazix[charlie] + " " + janet + ", " + bob + "")