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#! /usr/bin/env ruby
def ლ(_) Exception end
def ಠ益ಠლ; end

raise ლ(ಠ益ಠლ), "WTF, dude!"

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# Related: https://github.com/rails/rails/issues/1525#issuecomment-1782439
# Rails freezes when 
module ActionDispatch
  module Routing
    class RouteSet
      def inspect
        # The solution is... to throw a random exception (to halt the normal flow, I think)
        wtf!
      end
    end

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sudo apt-get update
sudo apt-get install build-essential checkinstall libx11-dev libxext-dev zlib1g-dev libpng12-dev libjpeg-dev libfreetype6-dev libxml2-dev
sudo apt-get install imagemagick

wget http://www.imagemagick.org/download/ImageMagick.tar.gz
tar -xzvf ImageMagick.tar.gz
cd ImageMagick-6.8.9-9
./configure
make
sudo make install

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Para recategorizarte en el Monotributo, la aplicación de AFIP da error de Javascript por todos lados. A menos que entres con Internet Explorer...

Para hacer el trámite en Chrome, Firefox o cualquier browser decente:

1. Ingresar a la AFIP (Acceso con Clave Fiscal)
2. Ir a Sistema Registral
3. Hacer click en la lupa
4. Registro tributario > Monotributo
5. Este es el 1er formulario que se rompe. Hay dos soluciones:

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#!/bin/bash
grep -o -E "([a-z0-9_-]+) \(" Gemfile.lock | sed -E 's/ \(//' | sort | uniq

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#!/usr/bin/env ruby

# Validates that you don't commit forbidden keywords to the repo
# You can skip this checking with 'git commit --no-verify'

exit 0 if ARGV.include?('--no-verify')
# Update this list with your own forbidden keywords
KEYWORDS = %w(binding.pry console.log debugger)

def red(text)    "\033[31m#{text}\033[0m"; end

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# Use KeyValue to store globally unique data

KeyValue.set('api_key', '123')   # => true
KeyValue.get('api_key')          # => '123'

# You can use the alternate syntax:

KeyValue['api_key'] = '123'      # => true
KeyValue['api_key']              # => '123'

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require 'cuba'

class MyApp < Cuba

  define do
    on root do
      res.write "it works!"
    end
  end

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brew install 'nvm'
NODE_VERSION="4.4.3"

if ! grep -qs 'source $(brew --prefix nvm)/nvm.sh' ~/.bash_profile; then
  printf 'export PATH="$PATH:/usr/local/lib/node_modules"\n' >> ~/.bash_profile
  printf 'source $(brew --prefix nvm)/nvm.sh\n' >> ~/.bash_profile
fi

source $(brew --prefix nvm)/nvm.sh
nvm install "$NODE_VERSION"

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#!/bin/bash

print_gems() {
  awk '/([[:alnum:]_]+) \(/{ print $1 }' Gemfile.lock | sort -u 
}

count() {
  grep -c ^
}