Intellectual Façade Generator

facade.txt

deep
learning
machine
artificial
intelligence
synergy
proactive
predictive
analytics
intelligence
big
agile
velocity
parsing
formalized
targeted

Program.java

package com.wbsimms.bullshitgenerator;

import java.io.*;
import java.util.*;

/**
 *
 * @author Wm.Barrett
 */
public class Program {
    static String facadeSource = "C:\\Users\\Wm.Barrett\\Desktop\\facade.txt";
    static ArrayList<String> terms = new ArrayList<String>();
    
    public static void main(String[] args) throws Exception {
        File f = new File(bullshitSource);
        try (BufferedReader br = new BufferedReader(new FileReader(f))) {
            String line;
            while ((line = br.readLine()) != null) {
                terms.add(line);
            }
        }
        long seed = System.nanoTime();
        Collections.shuffle(terms,new Random(seed));
        Random rand = new Random(seed);
        int min = 2;
        int max = 5;
        int termCount = rand.nextInt((max-min)+1) + min;
        for (int i = 0; i<=termCount; i++) {
            System.out.print(terms.get(i) + " ");
        }
        System.out.println();
    }
}