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MyProfile.ps1

Function Get-MyIp {
    Invoke-RestMethod -Uri "https://ipinfo.io/json"
}

Function Get-LastCommandExecutionTime {
    <#
        .SYNOPSIS
            Gets the execution time of the last command used.
        .EXAMPLE
            Get-LastCommandExecutionTime

            Description
            -----------
            Gets the last execution time of the last command run.
    #>
    Process {
        if ($(Get-History).Count -gt 0) {
            $ts = (Get-History)[-1].EndExecutionTime - (Get-History)[-1].StartExecutionTime
            if ($ts.days -gt 0) {
                $rtrStr = "[{0}d]" -f [Math]::Round($ts.totalDays, 2)
            } elseif ($ts.hours -gt 0) {
                $rtrStr = "[{0}h]" -f [Math]::Round($ts.totalHours, 2)
            } elseif ($ts.Minutes -gt 0) {
                $rtrStr = "[{0}m]" -f [Math]::Round($ts.totalMinuts, 2)
            } elseif ($ts.Seconds -gt 0) {
                $rtrStr = "[{0}s]" -f [Math]::Round($ts.totalSeconds, 2)
            } else {
                $rtrStr = "[{0}ms]" -f [Math]::Round($ts.Milliseconds)
            }
        } else {
            $rtrStr = "[0ms]"
        }
        $rtrStr
    }
}

Set-Alias -Name gt -Value Get-LastCommandExecutionTime

<# Import-Module PSColor, posh-git
$GitPromptSettings.DefaultPromptAbbreviateHomeDirectory = $true
$GitPromptSettings.DefaultPromptSuffix = '`nI $([char]0x1b)[0;31m$([char]9829) $([char]0x1b)[0;37mPS> '
$GitPromptSettings.DefaultPromptEnableTiming = $true
 #>
function prompt {
    return "$(gt) $pwd>"
}

function DoIGiveAFuck {
    $Methods = "asshole", "awesome", "bag", "because", "bucket", "bye", "cool", "cup", "diabetes", "everyone", "everything", "family", "fascinating", "flying", "ftfy", "fyyff", "give", "horse", "immensity", "jinglebells", "life", "looking", "maybe", "me", "mornin", "no", "pink", "programmer", "question", "ratarse", "retard", "ridiculous", "rtfm", "sake", "shit", "single", "thanks", "that", "this", "too", "tucker", "what", "zayn", "zero"
    $uri = "https://www.foaas.com/{0}/Wes" -f (Get-Random($Methods))
    $Headers = @{"accept" = "text/plain" }
    Invoke-RestMethod -Uri $uri -Headers $Headers

}